Man With Small PP 🍆 Tries To Play His Girlfriend and Fails

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  • @CinnamonToastKen
    @CinnamonToastKen  4 роки тому +1594

    Leave a like for Colts small pp.
    Here's another 90 Day Fiance Video! ua-cam.com/video/AbsjufH7jUc/v-deo.html

    • @vampiradeathrockerbatxq762
      @vampiradeathrockerbatxq762 4 роки тому +12

      I cant believe I used to have a crush on Colt the 1st time I saw this show.

    • @angelaboop6231
      @angelaboop6231 4 роки тому +8

      Lot's of love from South africa! Please do a video on the white farmer genocide!

    • @giselab68
      @giselab68 4 роки тому +10

      @@vampiradeathrockerbatxq762 eeewwww 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

    • @giselab68
      @giselab68 4 роки тому +5

      @@vampiradeathrockerbatxq762 eeewwww 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

    • @PuddleFart
      @PuddleFart 4 роки тому +3

      @@vampiradeathrockerbatxq762 how...? Hahaha.

  • @chinchillahats4907
    @chinchillahats4907 4 роки тому +7485

    I hate parents who defend their kids crap behavior no matter what they do.

    • @sunshinem.7741
      @sunshinem.7741 4 роки тому +181

      Doesn't matter if they're 3 or 30, some parents just keep going.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +20

      WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear chin

    • @dicesion8879
      @dicesion8879 4 роки тому +134

      "Oh, yeah sure, my kid mass murdered 24 people, BUT..."

    • @anu83
      @anu83 4 роки тому +64

      At least, then you will know where the kid has learned that crap from

    • @chinchillahats4907
      @chinchillahats4907 4 роки тому +18

      @@dicesion8879 exactly 😂

  • @BetaTestaburger
    @BetaTestaburger 4 роки тому +5445

    Why is Colt acting like he has any game? He should be glad he found a woman who is not out for just a green card. She actually cares enough to be jealous over this 30+ guy who still gets breastfed, by his mother who also happens to be his real girlfriend.

  • @ellerykaye3524
    @ellerykaye3524 4 роки тому +3812

    Moms like: “He didn’t lie he truthn’t”

  • @MG-uz5mr
    @MG-uz5mr 4 роки тому +2659

    Ladies, if a man buys you lingerie but not tampons for a year, he isn't buying things for you, he's buying it for him.

    • @emilcioran7686
      @emilcioran7686 3 роки тому +83

      Or his mum. 😂😂😂

    • @ananyaneralla5382
      @ananyaneralla5382 3 роки тому +25

      This is so deep!

    • @Gxmwp
      @Gxmwp 3 роки тому +181

      @@samisha5834 Completely missed the point of the post haha

    • @TheOnlyGamerX
      @TheOnlyGamerX 3 роки тому +38

      What? I give my girlfriend plenty of gifts but I've never given her tampons? In this case, awhile ago, when things were heating up I told her we should go to Victoria's Secret and I'll buy her whatever she wants. And I did it both for me (bc what guy doesn't like lingerie) but also to make her feel sexy, and she didn't have any so🤷🏻‍♂️. I would never just blurt out "hey honey I got you some tampons hope they're the right pussy size". It's just not a gift you give someone. I wouldn't expect my gf to give me deodorant or like dick lotion.

    • @justanotherstranger7741
      @justanotherstranger7741 3 роки тому +109

      @@TheOnlyGamerX umm i think what they meant wasn't like buying tampons as a gift but just when someone's gf needs one and their bf doesn't buy them one saying they find it inappropriate or something like that but are okay with buying lingerie, especially when they've been dating for a significant amount of time

  • @Immortal4everable
    @Immortal4everable 4 роки тому +1906

    Worst Mom Award: Debbie
    Craziest Girlfriend Award: Debbie

    • @gram.
      @gram. 4 роки тому +3

      I pure fancy ur face btw, thought u should know

    • @jjcall5931
      @jjcall5931 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @ladydiablo_8554
      @ladydiablo_8554 3 роки тому +23

      @@gram. simp alert simp alert

    • @2woE11even
      @2woE11even 3 роки тому +16

      @@gram. fuckin creep bruh

    • @johnnyholmes8840
      @johnnyholmes8840 3 роки тому

      Kermit D Frog here...

  • @KitsuneFyora
    @KitsuneFyora 4 роки тому +4026

    I love Jess's "If it's not okay, just walk away" mentality 😂 no discussion. She found out Colt is a cheater and ended the relationship

    • @Shadowdreamer4
      @Shadowdreamer4 4 роки тому +348

      How it should be. If you tolerate that kind of bullshit it'll just keep happening because they know they can get away with it.

    • @SlanderKing445
      @SlanderKing445 3 роки тому +35

      That’s what my friend should of done

    • @arichalevas2298
      @arichalevas2298 3 роки тому +24

      And goes to sleep with another man lol

    • @johnnyholmes8840
      @johnnyholmes8840 3 роки тому +15

      She still went ahead with plans to come to America, then it went all to hell. That was after several pretty significant lies, and truckloads of bovine manure.

    • @Jig_up
      @Jig_up 3 роки тому +2

      Thousandth like :-) then again UA-cam is infamous for initial inconsistency with numbering likes and such, so who knows

  • @jasminfadhilahjapri1611
    @jasminfadhilahjapri1611 4 роки тому +4105

    Just marry your mom Colt. Stop ruining Brazilian girls.

    • @onewinter9411
      @onewinter9411 4 роки тому +26

      True dat

    • @Moody.Smiruai
      @Moody.Smiruai 4 роки тому +20

      ruining?

    • @michaelbishop3439
      @michaelbishop3439 4 роки тому +12

      🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮

    • @mckaylaarroyo
      @mckaylaarroyo 4 роки тому +21

      yes i second that! Like really it’s strange how it’s a 3 way relationship It’s creepy 🤨

    • @lunix3259
      @lunix3259 4 роки тому +6

      LMFAOOO

  • @sabre5807
    @sabre5807 4 роки тому +2279

    His mom and him really have potential to be serial killers.

    • @Wynnnter
      @Wynnnter 4 роки тому +74

      I feel like there’s a body or two already

    • @Gucci_Hearse
      @Gucci_Hearse 4 роки тому +56

      Or traffickers..or both.

    • @sabre5807
      @sabre5807 4 роки тому +15

      @@Gucci_Hearse damn 😫 true true

    • @Charlizzie
      @Charlizzie 4 роки тому +35

      So true. Master Bates and Mama Bates.

    • @YoungDeathWish
      @YoungDeathWish 4 роки тому +5

      Kinda reminds me of the dude from red dragon with his mom

  • @oren1305
    @oren1305 3 роки тому +237

    "That was not OK", no, Debbie, raising a son with no respect for women, who cheats, emotionally manipulates and gaslights, is REALLY not OK.
    Parents like her piss me off so much.

    • @natashanichole1027
      @natashanichole1027 2 роки тому +7

      At the same time, I’ve dated men with fantastic upbringings and parents, that choose to spend their time hurting women, instead of spending time alone. And choose to lie. I don’t know why they turned out like that, but at adulthood, they can choose therapy medication and boundary-setting. They can educate themselves to do better.

    • @natashanichole1027
      @natashanichole1027 2 роки тому

      But in all agreeableness, I actually think she was on drugs and abusive during his childhood and that’s why she’s overly attached now. That’s my personal hypothesis.

  • @gracedenney3061
    @gracedenney3061 2 роки тому +179

    I so sincerely adore how Jessica rips him apart even with her limited English. A genre of roasts entirely on its own

  • @arla61
    @arla61 4 роки тому +3569

    Man, Colt has huuuge incel energy. You can tell he has no interest in conflict resolution or in comforting or being empathic. It's just "what excuse can I use and what sort of acting do I need to do? Which correct answer from a TV sitcom will solve my problems?"

    • @Carriesue1982
      @Carriesue1982 4 роки тому +193

      Yup.. he has no business being in a relationship because he doesn’t have the emotional intelligence and maturity to handle it.

    • @charlieapples9373
      @charlieapples9373 4 роки тому +112

      You said it perfectly 👏 He thinks that sexual attraction = love. He’s never cared about anyone but himself, and he doesn’t see that as a problem.

    • @mentalpopcorn2304
      @mentalpopcorn2304 4 роки тому +76

      @@Carriesue1982 let alone emotional intelligence, he's absolutely socially inept.

    • @charlieapples9373
      @charlieapples9373 4 роки тому +38

      Mike Willett You, sir, are projecting.

    • @irtizafayaz
      @irtizafayaz 4 роки тому +27

      I completely agree with you, but can we stop calling everything "incel"? The word doesn't even mean anything anymore.

  • @ashburnsdeal
    @ashburnsdeal 4 роки тому +1786

    Jess was right about Colt being a cheater. The other woman is Debbie not Vanessa.

    • @Twitchyreptiles9
      @Twitchyreptiles9 4 роки тому +64

      Correction, jess and vanessa are the other women 😂

    • @daniellefaithlove9517
      @daniellefaithlove9517 4 роки тому +3

      arb Deal Debbie is Colts mother

    • @charlesgonzalez9106
      @charlesgonzalez9106 4 роки тому +21

      @@daniellefaithlove9517 that's the point

    • @ashburnsdeal
      @ashburnsdeal 4 роки тому +15

      @@daniellefaithlove9517 Have you seen the dynamic between her and Colt?

    • @DrCuriensapprentice
      @DrCuriensapprentice 3 роки тому +1

      @@daniellefaithlove9517 Debbie and Colt are like Norman Bates and “Mother” I wouldn’t be shocked if there’s something happening in some form

  • @AltpacaVT
    @AltpacaVT 4 роки тому +993

    Damn she was gonna go sleep with another guy to wash him out of her system 💀

    • @mcmc2817
      @mcmc2817 4 роки тому +19

      😂😂😂I know

    • @deltaloraine
      @deltaloraine 4 роки тому +89

      I love that lmao. She was all no bullshit.

    • @octaviosander8898
      @octaviosander8898 3 роки тому +21

      Brazilians do that sometimes but it is usually a bluff

  • @EmmiSacra
    @EmmiSacra 3 роки тому +423

    Jess is married to a guy from my high school now and they seem really happy. I’m glad she found someone who will treat her right.

    • @hippopajamas
      @hippopajamas 3 роки тому +29

      I hope this is true because it's what she deserves!!

    • @mads855
      @mads855 2 роки тому +4

      @The emo user boom roasted

    • @fad3d247
      @fad3d247 2 роки тому +2

      @The emo user for real

    • @amar129w2
      @amar129w2 2 роки тому

      He seems nice, is he? Also is that guy high as the time or just naive?

    • @TsunayoshiSawada469
      @TsunayoshiSawada469 2 роки тому +2

      And then they all clapped 👏🏾 🤧

  • @senemix_rotiv
    @senemix_rotiv 4 роки тому +2998

    Two brazilian girls who can barely speak english having a "private" conversation in english. That's neat.

    • @coffeeisdrugs
      @coffeeisdrugs 3 роки тому +150

      I think if they spoke in their mother tongue it would be so fast and intense and mostly for our understanding

    • @walls_of_skulls6061
      @walls_of_skulls6061 3 роки тому +31

      ♡ such a private conversation

    • @ehlert6195
      @ehlert6195 3 роки тому +32

      @@coffeeisdrugs that's the point.

    • @frankom2862
      @frankom2862 3 роки тому +6

      ESL english corner 😂

    • @frankom2862
      @frankom2862 3 роки тому +26

      @@coffeeisdrugs if your native language is English, I understand why you don't understand how it work in real life for us that use English as a second or third language.

  • @nanao.9807
    @nanao.9807 4 роки тому +3020

    literally the only successful relationship colt could have is with his mom

    • @spaceorc1397
      @spaceorc1397 4 роки тому +69

      And that's only bc they're codependant.

    • @moonkandiie2273
      @moonkandiie2273 4 роки тому +21

      Even that would be a trashfire tbh

    • @Wynnnter
      @Wynnnter 4 роки тому +7

      I choked on my cheezit😂

    • @WhoisKell
      @WhoisKell 4 роки тому +3

      Nana he told her to back off the other day... she acted like he dumped her ass..
      Also I want to like your comment, but it looks to pretty on 400.

    • @AdrianOkay
      @AdrianOkay 3 роки тому

      @@WhoisKell I'm amazed how people take so seriously these reality shows

  • @Freyjinn
    @Freyjinn 4 роки тому +2598

    "one shot and he dont even know who he is anymore" HAHAHA

    • @mehh_01
      @mehh_01 4 роки тому +6

      Me too i luvvvv ur animations

    • @Hailey-ze7br
      @Hailey-ze7br 3 роки тому +1

      What is that green circle next to the checkmark?

    • @cosmic-creep1384
      @cosmic-creep1384 3 роки тому +2

      @@Hailey-ze7br that they're a member.

  • @Uirop
    @Uirop 4 роки тому +1478

    Colt’s mother is so possessive no wonder he’s attracted to possessive women. The problem is when you have a possessive mother she dotes on you, but a possessive woman will throw hands. His PP is confused.

    • @vordt4139
      @vordt4139 4 роки тому +71

      PP is BIG confused.

    • @reinagarcia9693
      @reinagarcia9693 4 роки тому +66

      Francesca Alvelo Colts mother has a weirdly close relationship with him it’s not healthy

    • @moonkandiie2273
      @moonkandiie2273 4 роки тому +33

      @@vordt4139 his small pp is BIG confused

    • @vordt4139
      @vordt4139 4 роки тому +25

      @@reinagarcia9693 I have a friend who's mother is like this. He is 30, No it is not healthy

    • @reinagarcia9693
      @reinagarcia9693 4 роки тому +29

      Vordtiddy ew. I mean sorry cuz that’s ur friend but ew. Men like that grow up to be baby’s b/c they rely on their mothers too much and don’t know how to take responsibility for their actions or grow a pair.

  • @mistyblue9610
    @mistyblue9610 4 роки тому +474

    I’m wrapping up the season with Larissa, and although she’s a bit hot headed - it was really Colt and His family’s fault. Colt sat there and let his cousin scream in her face and insult her, and let his mother try to control her and humiliate her (even insulted her while she was trying on dresses in front of the sales person asking, “do you want an expensive dress or a green card”) . Reality is, if she wanted a sugar daddy she would have not been with Colt in the first place. The biggest thing she asked him for was to trade his car for one with AC - she didn’t even ask him to buy a second car to avoid sharing with his mom or to buy a new one. They’re shitty. Where do they find these people?

    • @ryankl1984
      @ryankl1984 4 роки тому +37

      Larissa is a gold digger dont defend her. She's just as ugly as colt is on the inside.

    • @daypr8801
      @daypr8801 3 роки тому +2

      @@ryankl1984 preach

    • @Marlaina
      @Marlaina 3 роки тому +12

      Larissa asked him for a million dollars and then settled for $200 lol

    • @mrcoconut5077
      @mrcoconut5077 3 роки тому +3

      Ummmthis girl wants everything even when she is with someone new and she wastes money on surgery and barely has money for the things she really needs colt and his family are shitty but so is she

    • @kingcosworth2643
      @kingcosworth2643 3 роки тому +4

      People like Colt are their foot in the door, A rich guy is a lot less likely to do this mail order bride style of thing, but if she's already in the states, then it's way easier to seal the deal with a rich guy.

  • @little_lion_heart9850
    @little_lion_heart9850 4 роки тому +484

    Just seeing Cold try to make facial expressions is painful. Everything he does looks unnatural, forced and cringy.

    • @jaghond448
      @jaghond448 3 роки тому +19

      Eyebrow shrug, head to the side, glasses push, repeat

    • @mayac.3514
      @mayac.3514 3 роки тому +12

      it’s like he’s just learning to be a human

    • @daria_zorina
      @daria_zorina 2 роки тому

      @@jaghond448 so accurate

    • @volcanorabbit
      @volcanorabbit 2 роки тому +1

      Cold XD

  • @DreamDear
    @DreamDear 4 роки тому +797

    It’s so creepy how she literally doesn’t want to be near him and he kept following her. Like boy get TF AWAY JEEZ

    • @Shadowdreamer4
      @Shadowdreamer4 4 роки тому +72

      because he thinks if he can just hug her and say 'sorry' that'll fix it 🙄 That's probably what he does when he's in trouble with his mom, no actual consequences.

    • @deltaloraine
      @deltaloraine 4 роки тому +63

      ikr, he's so socially inept that he can't take a hint and thinks she's just being a "crazy" woman that needs a hug, when in reality she is completely sane and has a damn right to be pissed and be away from that asshole.

    • @LeonieJMerry
      @LeonieJMerry 3 роки тому +46

      Any man that corners me in an elevator is gonna get a swift kick to the nuts. Sorry not sorry!

    • @allanisebalbutin4790
      @allanisebalbutin4790 3 роки тому +3

      its cuz the camera crew was telling him to lmao

    • @sunflowersadoomeddaisy
      @sunflowersadoomeddaisy 3 роки тому +4

      @@allanisebalbutin4790 They did?!

  • @genovia5499
    @genovia5499 4 роки тому +1999

    Colt has the personality of soggy bread.

    • @SaltandLight70x7
      @SaltandLight70x7 4 роки тому +18

      This made me laugh out loud LOL

    • @nellyb1594
      @nellyb1594 3 роки тому +6

      Hahahaha owwwwwch dude!! That was hilarious.

    • @cashmoneytijanaj
      @cashmoneytijanaj 3 роки тому +18

      i quote some comment from those videos -
      'if he was a seasoning, he would be flour'

    • @htcddv77htc64
      @htcddv77htc64 3 роки тому

      Judge not for u wil be judged first

    • @jamielee1947
      @jamielee1947 3 роки тому +1

      Solid as wet toilet paper!!🤣🤣

  • @allhobsessed
    @allhobsessed 4 роки тому +1094

    Colt comes off so weird. How the hell does he keep finding women to even speak to him? Lmao

    • @irish_apex1094
      @irish_apex1094 4 роки тому +37

      Money....

    • @allhobsessed
      @allhobsessed 4 роки тому +80

      You'd think they'd at least go after a dude who had some kind of personality other than a cheating brick wall, but he's not even charming or anything. He's just strange! 🤷🏻‍♀️ I'd nope right out

    • @mannequinchaos
      @mannequinchaos 4 роки тому +26

      The internet 🌈 where women can’t see all the cringe

    • @Ugh_cestvanille
      @Ugh_cestvanille 4 роки тому +27

      Alectrosaurus🦖 hes not a wall, he’s a glob of melting mayonnaise 🤮

    • @allhobsessed
      @allhobsessed 4 роки тому +42

      @@Ugh_cestvanille That's unfair to mayonnaise! It has much more flavor than his personality.

  • @sockgremlin9746
    @sockgremlin9746 4 роки тому +810

    "It's passion, she is a latina, she has the fire."
    Me a latina who is emotionally mature enough to have an open and honest conversation with my bf >.>

    • @misspelicula6251
      @misspelicula6251 4 роки тому +76

      Colt just can’t understand why someone would have a legit problem with him.

    • @sockgremlin9746
      @sockgremlin9746 4 роки тому +3

      @@isabelpoulterer9520 yup. Lol

    • @ryankl1984
      @ryankl1984 4 роки тому +10

      You dont have the fire

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 3 роки тому +4

      You blew out the fire.

    • @aaroncross5228
      @aaroncross5228 3 роки тому +4

      Y'all are crazy tho don't lie

  • @legoresources
    @legoresources 4 роки тому +231

    "he didn't lie, he just didn't tell you" yeah, thats called lying by omission lol

    • @talitaduplooytalkumiart3604
      @talitaduplooytalkumiart3604 2 роки тому +9

      You'd be surprised how many people don't think this is lying. Willingly withholding information from someone is lying. Smh

    • @rhyswhittington8759
      @rhyswhittington8759 8 місяців тому +1

      @@talitaduplooytalkumiart3604 depends on the context. in this context it absolutely is lying because he stepped outside the terms of the relationship so yeah thats lying but as a general rule not telling someone something isnt lying. you dont have the right to someone elses information. all depends on the context.

  • @LuisDiVasca
    @LuisDiVasca 4 роки тому +1525

    You know how much of reality this show actually is when they gather 2 brazilian girls and they don't chat in portuguese but struggle in their broken english, instead.

    • @riel4553
      @riel4553 4 роки тому +129

      Reading subtitles is haaard. (Lets pretend they don't have to use subtitles anyway because of the broken english)

    • @LuisDiVasca
      @LuisDiVasca 4 роки тому +18

      @@riel4553 LMAO EXACLTY!

    • @x_rhi_x2772
      @x_rhi_x2772 4 роки тому +64

      Surely they are speaking in English because TLC are filming for an English speaking audience? I guess they still have the subtitles though...

    • @LuisDiVasca
      @LuisDiVasca 4 роки тому +154

      @@x_rhi_x2772 This is exactly my point. It's for the show only. A staged situation. In reality they'd not even meet, and if they did, for some reason, they'd speak portuguese, because with such a broken english (specially Jess') is just... dumb. That's not how real world people do.

    • @LuisDiVasca
      @LuisDiVasca 4 роки тому +4

      @Jude Fenwick It's possible, but not quite likely, in my opinion.

  • @madisonwalker3462
    @madisonwalker3462 4 роки тому +771

    Colt is the embodiment of "I gave the ugly guy a chance and he suddenly got hot to all the other girls"

    • @lorana__7869
      @lorana__7869 3 роки тому +171

      " I gave the ugly guy a chance and he started acting like I was the ugly one"

    • @maybelikealittlebit
      @maybelikealittlebit 3 роки тому +30

      Oh damn my last relationship in a nut shell nooo why lmao 😂😭

    • @madisonwalker3462
      @madisonwalker3462 3 роки тому +7

      @@maybelikealittlebit I'm sorry girl

    • @madisonwalker3462
      @madisonwalker3462 3 роки тому +3

      @@lorana__7869 I feel that

    • @jonboy9734
      @jonboy9734 3 роки тому +8

      It’s not that he’s ugly. it’s that he has a girl. Other females smell that shit and try to steal him. Even though he’s ugly.

  • @deby9229
    @deby9229 3 роки тому +78

    Every time Colt touches Jess when they're arguing I get mad as well. Don't touch her, she said she wanted to be left alone, for fuck's sake

  • @heathergaitan8473
    @heathergaitan8473 4 роки тому +66

    I love how Ken says “Chanclas!” when Jess throws the shoes. He knows the deal...

  • @MisterBlightside
    @MisterBlightside 4 роки тому +538

    Colt pulling multiple girls?! How do these blind women function?

    • @van5395
      @van5395 4 роки тому +35

      Probably ultrasonic waves. U know , echolocation

    • @ggundercover3681
      @ggundercover3681 4 роки тому +62

      @@van5395 that's disrespectful to bats.

    • @gram.
      @gram. 4 роки тому +4

      Can I get a wheyhey

    • @sagittarius6172
      @sagittarius6172 3 роки тому +7

      It might have to do with the whole once you get a girlfriend every girls comes after you

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 3 роки тому +6

      @@sagittarius6172 i don't think that's a thing since i had some and that didn't happen.

  • @kingthocc
    @kingthocc 4 роки тому +291

    “You hurt Colt”
    (Points to herself)
    I didn’t realize the case of mommas boy got so bad that they share a consciousness now

  • @eddielin6081
    @eddielin6081 4 роки тому +571

    Debbie probably wants herself to be the only important woman in Colt’s life.

    • @giselab68
      @giselab68 4 роки тому +20

      No probably about it

    • @essskaaayyy
      @essskaaayyy 4 роки тому +3

      And that's on periodt

    • @lillykue5163
      @lillykue5163 4 роки тому

      Me 3 min in tryin to figure out who this is

    • @arichalevas2298
      @arichalevas2298 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah shes scared to be alone. maybe. Now that she is older. She needs to find a boyfriend or husband

    • @righteousryan4047
      @righteousryan4047 3 роки тому

      She already is lol

  • @theodoratalon5368
    @theodoratalon5368 3 роки тому +87

    His mum literally mentions Vanessa watching over their cats, just to start a fight between him and Jess. That's just so fucked up

  • @michaelrains7909
    @michaelrains7909 4 роки тому +42

    Colt's pick up line be like "hey gurl, you wanna be on TV?"

  • @jarid114
    @jarid114 4 роки тому +177

    She doesn’t have his back. She brought up his ex staying in their house in front of Jess to make her angry. Debbie wants to be Colts only girlfriend.

  • @dawnbreak3299
    @dawnbreak3299 4 роки тому +225

    I dont even understand how colt keeps getting girlfriends at all... i guess thats why they're always found online. Theres NO WAY an American women would be ok with that level of a mommy's boy.... Norman bates level

    • @Laplantelatte
      @Laplantelatte 4 роки тому +26

      He admitted as much in season 1, I believe? Said he wasn't having much luck with American women (gee, I wonder why? lol)
      so he decided to look for women in other countries online.

    • @vanessasmacedo
      @vanessasmacedo 2 роки тому +1

      Sadly for him he is searching in the wrong country LMAO obviously anyone have the common sense that his behaviors are sickening once they meet irl, a waste of time and money to make people go there to meet him when he's such a mess

  • @nataliaxo6239
    @nataliaxo6239 4 роки тому +276

    Cant marry someone whos already married to his mama....

  • @anniedeering2455
    @anniedeering2455 3 роки тому +29

    I think it’s really cool that both of these dudes just talked about how plastic surgery can be really beneficial for self empowerment, but that doing it based off of a societal standard or expectation is unhealthy. Props to that

  • @mariebarker3100
    @mariebarker3100 3 роки тому +23

    "He didnt lie, he just told you not the truth" LMAO 🤣🤣

  • @tatiana_iana
    @tatiana_iana 4 роки тому +172

    Colt's mom probably will back colt up when he kill someone. She be like "he didn't kill him, he just stab the man"

    • @arrianne311
      @arrianne311 3 роки тому +10

      He didn’t kill him, he just helped him leave this world quicker.

  • @anaperez4667
    @anaperez4667 4 роки тому +249

    A mannequin has a better personality But either was Colt deserved all he got thrown at him (even the shoes) for being a toxic manipulator .

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 4 роки тому +758

    Colt’s just gonna end up marrying his mom. Alabama style

    • @foxylove1255
      @foxylove1255 4 роки тому +10

      Pretty much because he more mama boy then being a adult and growing up and being respectful to his girlfriend then being a player

    • @ashleewoods9205
      @ashleewoods9205 4 роки тому +34

      We, the people of Alabama, do not claim that relationship. We formally send this trainwreck to the people of Mississippi.

    • @lunchboxlewis2495
      @lunchboxlewis2495 4 роки тому +5

      ROLL TIDE 😂

    • @ashleewoods9205
      @ashleewoods9205 4 роки тому

      @@camoliciouscow9390 💀

    • @ashleewoods9205
      @ashleewoods9205 4 роки тому +2

      @@camoliciouscow9390 Fine. The people of Arkansas can claim him 💀💀

  • @natashamerline
    @natashamerline 3 роки тому +55

    Larissa is trying to hold her laugher because she knows they could've just spoke in their language but here they are talking in broken English 😂

  • @maricelacardenas7391
    @maricelacardenas7391 3 роки тому +85

    He’s more concerned with being called trash than her going to sleep with another man 😹

  • @curlyv3180
    @curlyv3180 4 роки тому +466

    Update: Larissa found another man to pay for her surgery’s worth of 75k🤣

    • @miguelcavazos5235
      @miguelcavazos5235 4 роки тому +6

      Damn

    • @mannequinchaos
      @mannequinchaos 4 роки тому +75

      And he has a working a/c in his car 😂

    • @krakatoom
      @krakatoom 4 роки тому +18

      I understand beautysurgery if someone has any kind of visual deformation that leads to a worse confidence. But not when they look actually "perfect " as Larissa does..

    • @ashlee5634
      @ashlee5634 4 роки тому +62

      @@krakatoom body dysmorphia is pretty common.

    • @gram.
      @gram. 4 роки тому +1

      I heavy fancy u

  • @EFantasic
    @EFantasic 4 роки тому +277

    Man. I can't believe we started off with this guy dressing up and kissing his cats. Now we're here. ... How?

    • @Marlaina
      @Marlaina 3 роки тому

      I kiss my cats. Nothing wrong with that 😝

    • @berceaiondaniel9135
      @berceaiondaniel9135 3 роки тому

      @Phoenix except for the last part, you are right.

  • @baileybrian9560
    @baileybrian9560 4 роки тому +296

    oof guys with mommy issues are the worst lol i once had a guys mom tell me that her son is a "genius", so if he's treating me poorly then it's obviously for a reason. we didn't last long after living with his mom lol

    • @queentargaryen9389
      @queentargaryen9389 4 роки тому +27

      I thank my lucky stars that my bf mom is a wonderful woman who stays out of our relationship business. She treats me like family.

    • @gram.
      @gram. 4 роки тому

      Yald, a whey to the hey

    • @jemmastone11
      @jemmastone11 3 роки тому +1

      There is a reason it says in the bible that man will leave his mother and father and live with woman.

    • @berceaiondaniel9135
      @berceaiondaniel9135 3 роки тому +1

      @@jemmastone11 huh ,it really says that?can you name the page:))chapter or paragraph qoute

    • @venomg5799
      @venomg5799 3 роки тому +2

      I dated this guy when i was like 19 who was pudgy & did more feminine type maintenance than i did. He acted like such a bitch & i felt like i was in a love triangle with he & his mom. I look back & I'm like, wtf was i thinking??

  • @runeknight426
    @runeknight426 4 роки тому +96

    If I did the same thing that Colt did, my own mother would put me into the ground faster then that slipper Jess threw.

    • @jessicalemos5434
      @jessicalemos5434 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao YES

    • @psycho_boithe_one7865
      @psycho_boithe_one7865 3 роки тому +3

      Hahaha, mine wouldn’t. She’d drag me to the gates of hell, no peaceful death, not even murder

    • @michellewilt4479
      @michellewilt4479 3 роки тому +3

      Dude, my mom nearly kicked my ass for having a friend with benefits when I was single... So glad she loves my wife, but if I hurt my wife or cheated on her, my mom would kill me before my wife or her family could.

  • @jodypascoe5812
    @jodypascoe5812 4 роки тому +19

    When she said that 8 women had sent her screenshots on her social media, my immediate thought was that Colt had made fake accounts and sent them himself 😅😅

  • @GhilledApallo
    @GhilledApallo 4 роки тому +193

    Colt be livin life like he’s in the sims 😂

  • @aensyn4360
    @aensyn4360 4 роки тому +210

    SHE ALMOST HIT THE CAMERA GUY LOLOLOL

    • @spaceorc1397
      @spaceorc1397 4 роки тому +11

      RIGHT?! THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GOLD. COLLATERAL DAMAGE.

    • @Sunset553
      @Sunset553 4 роки тому +8

      Worker’s Compensation!

  • @surtaandume_psykermystyk4010
    @surtaandume_psykermystyk4010 4 роки тому +85

    Oh, Colt. The very definition of Doesn't Know When To Quit.
    That's wonderful. For us. Thank you Ken, thank you Dane. You are beautiful humans.

  • @daylight1992
    @daylight1992 3 роки тому +12

    I love that instead of just joking about all of the plastic surgery Ken actually specified the nuance of plastic surgery. Yes for the right reasons it can be life changing for people but when it becomes excessive that's when it becomes a problem.

  • @ashleysowers9904
    @ashleysowers9904 3 роки тому +51

    Colt is secretly a serial killer he gives me the creepiest vibes

  • @kellymckay3907
    @kellymckay3907 4 роки тому +123

    Has anyone else noticed that when colty walks or runs he doesn't move his arms?

    • @taylarynn
      @taylarynn 4 роки тому +10

      Or that when he’s talking to his mom at the ice cream shop his hands lay flat on the table like a psychopath

  • @user-oi2ef1fc9o
    @user-oi2ef1fc9o 4 роки тому +80

    Colta mom is terrible. She's so manipulative and either Colt serriously thinks its normal for his mom to be in every relationship with Colt (because lets be honest she is) or he honestly dosn't understand that his mom isn't really supposed to be so intertwind into his relationship.

  • @kutulukutu
    @kutulukutu 4 роки тому +141

    He sad ran out of the room to her😂 His arms didn't move or nothin😂😂😂

    • @nataliaxo6239
      @nataliaxo6239 4 роки тому +20

      Napoleon Dynamite vibes for sure 🤣

    • @1a2b3c4d2847
      @1a2b3c4d2847 4 роки тому +9

      Looked like Tina belcher

    • @chamomil3t3a65
      @chamomil3t3a65 4 роки тому +1

      @@1a2b3c4d2847 😂 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @angelyousin7888
    @angelyousin7888 3 роки тому +11

    Her leaving the door open when she left was a great power move I love it 🤣🤣

  • @kadumartins4783
    @kadumartins4783 4 роки тому +41

    Haha, I wish the conversation between Jess and Larissa was in Portuguese, but I guess TLC couldn't afford someone to translate and make subtitles. Jess speaks in portuguese but uses English vocabulary. All her sentence construction is in Portuguese, but she uses English words. Like when she said that she was going to stay at her ex house. She meant that she was going to sleep at the place where she lives before moving with Colt. Or when she says that Colt is a Trash man. This is a very popular expression in Brazil, Boy lixo. But the best was, "muita mão pra pouca rola" Too much hand for a tiny dick! hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  • @MannyGamboaTV
    @MannyGamboaTV 4 роки тому +72

    Debbie was the one who told Jess about Vanessa! That was the best part!

  • @miraschmidt8368
    @miraschmidt8368 4 роки тому +75

    😂😂😂 okay Debbie why don’t you put a ring on it since your so concerned about his love life

  • @phoebegreig6523
    @phoebegreig6523 4 роки тому +37

    “I treated you wrong.” *big hug*
    Who wants to bet he goes upstairs and does that exact line to both his mum and Larissa 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lolinturtle
    @lolinturtle 4 роки тому +33

    Debbies eyebrows keep getting higher and higher the more colt talks about any other girlfriends than her

  • @snufkin5496
    @snufkin5496 3 роки тому +22

    "I don't think he lied, he just didn't tell you." That's lying by omission.

  • @chadmax4087
    @chadmax4087 4 роки тому +114

    Colt has no business being a pimp looking the way he does. He better take what he can get.

  • @alexanderbruwer9363
    @alexanderbruwer9363 4 роки тому +170

    The only thing I hate about being this early on a video is that I miss all the spicy comments

  • @sophieb3093
    @sophieb3093 4 роки тому +98

    Colt needs to distance himself from his mum a bit. Jeez, she treats him like he's 12 having a tiff with his friends

    • @monkimallow
      @monkimallow 4 роки тому +8

      Because he acts like he's 12 having a tiff with his friends. He IS part of the problem xD

  • @GigiTheGlamTraveler
    @GigiTheGlamTraveler 3 роки тому +16

    colt: *lies and cheats*
    his mom: that’s okay :)
    Jess: *is angry he lied and cheated*
    his mom: that’s not an excuse to treat him that way >:(

  • @jobeyrablanco6808
    @jobeyrablanco6808 4 роки тому +48

    The mom sounds like that one character from Chowder, the chef’s wife. What was her name? Truffles?

  • @TeniTenMajek
    @TeniTenMajek 4 роки тому +38

    "Too much hand for little 🤏🏾"
    😭😂
    Score 1 for Ken 👍🏾 lmao

  • @xobsidianonyxx5898
    @xobsidianonyxx5898 4 роки тому +186

    So, when is colt and his mom getting married? 😂

    • @foxylove1255
      @foxylove1255 4 роки тому +4

      Yep because colt would never leave the nest really a mama boy and a player then being a adult and being respectful to his girlfriend 🙄 😒

  • @liliannastanwood3338
    @liliannastanwood3338 3 роки тому +6

    literally just listen to y’all on speaker when i’m cleaning the house and laugh all day hahaha

  • @Atomic_Unicorn13
    @Atomic_Unicorn13 3 роки тому +7

    The editing on 90 Day Fiance is great 😂😂😂
    **awkward silence**
    Jess: "Why you date with me?"
    **more awkward silence**
    Jess: "You have big hands!"
    😂😂😂

  • @angelaboop6231
    @angelaboop6231 4 роки тому +54

    Dear buff and Ken! My partner and I have been watching your videos for two years now! Thank you !

  • @nanao.9807
    @nanao.9807 4 роки тому +221

    there are so many girls im struggling to remember who vanessa is

  • @LAURA---
    @LAURA--- 4 роки тому +89

    That awkward coach hug legitimately made me gag 🤢 Colt is a slimeball

  • @bekkfxst
    @bekkfxst 3 роки тому +11

    Debbie actually needs to do the right thing and throw Colt out. This man is incapable of having a person to person conversation because his mom just appears out of nowhere and has his conversation for him. She’s his stand.
    Stand User: Colt
    Stand Name:「Enabler Debbie」

  • @thatbeardedguy436
    @thatbeardedguy436 4 роки тому +16

    Haha. My wife said, "that guy has a really kind face." (Buffpro) Then she said," the other guys eyebrows are huge."

  • @EsStagefright
    @EsStagefright 4 роки тому +32

    Colt's over here trying to gas-light her, distract her. BUT SHE AIN'T HAVIN' IT!!!

  • @londenfarrell3700
    @londenfarrell3700 4 роки тому +88

    This guy is trippin. You are accused of cheating and the first thing you say is 0stop fighting?!”💀😭

  • @DmitriSolomon
    @DmitriSolomon 4 роки тому +63

    This is the kind of people I imagine I'd meet if I would start dating.

  • @martmemee2393
    @martmemee2393 4 роки тому +8

    Colt: I'm allowed to have friends aren't I?
    YEA COLT YOU CAN HAVE FRIENDS BUT NOT FRIEND'S WHO SLEEPS IN BED WITH YOU

  • @Hi_ItsBecca
    @Hi_ItsBecca 4 роки тому +16

    that hug was so awkward my whole body cringed

  • @josephk8202
    @josephk8202 4 роки тому +385

    Colt has an onlyfans, you're welcome. Actually... sorry.

  • @publicserviceannouncement4777
    @publicserviceannouncement4777 4 роки тому +85

    " *¡La Chanclas!* "💃👠💨👠💨💥💥💁‍♂️

  • @Mojotheboxer475
    @Mojotheboxer475 4 роки тому +30

    They make 90 day fiancé so much more entertaining.

  • @minhmin5628
    @minhmin5628 4 роки тому +18

    She looks so much worse after the surgery....I feel like there should be some kind of therapy that comes with plastic surgery before and after from being such a major operation. Colt's mom is actually giving me some bates motel vibes tbh.

  • @laylagracia8472
    @laylagracia8472 4 роки тому +6

    Can we take the time to appreciate ken and buffs clear skin, we stan

  • @m.a.3996
    @m.a.3996 4 роки тому +146

    u missed the part where larissa told jess a story about vanessa buying coltee so many groupons

    • @staz_korragg7746
      @staz_korragg7746 4 роки тому +1

      Groupons? Whats that?

    • @madilee1254
      @madilee1254 4 роки тому +3

      Staz_KorraGG pretty much just online coupons

    • @Gucci_Hearse
      @Gucci_Hearse 4 роки тому +2

      E-coupons for group activities/events or couples type activities.

  • @lizziec4408
    @lizziec4408 4 роки тому +98

    Spoiler alert: Colte never breaks up with his mom 😂

  • @Mattteus
    @Mattteus 4 роки тому +46

    Why do I get the feeling Colt gets off on being humiliated?

    • @psycho_boithe_one7865
      @psycho_boithe_one7865 3 роки тому +4

      In the famous words of Mr, Eplier “I’m not a masochist I swear”

  • @mrselfdestruct7605
    @mrselfdestruct7605 4 роки тому +17

    The moms voice is literally giving me a migraine,I had to pause the video and take a break at the lunch table scene because her voice was killing me

  • @hippopajamas
    @hippopajamas 3 роки тому +5

    Take notes from Jess, everyone. You got a problem? Stand up for yourself and don't let anyone walk all over you. The second she realized something was up she was OUT. Respect.

  • @fries1850
    @fries1850 4 роки тому +34

    Just did a job interview and I'm so anxious. Thank goodness there is a new Ken video to distract me.

  • @hellodoink
    @hellodoink 4 роки тому +40

    his response "i'm not trash!" just reminds me of when you call out a self-proclaimed "nice guy" for actually being a piece of shit and their holier than thou ego can't take it.

  • @KnightSweeties
    @KnightSweeties 4 роки тому +33

    thought it was odd to have two brazillian women talking to each other in English when they could've just speak in Portuguese to make it easier for both of them ?????

  • @amylahti5863
    @amylahti5863 3 роки тому +6

    16:55 "Maybe they can all move in"
    That is an entirely different TLC show.

  • @chris_1412
    @chris_1412 Рік тому +2

    The best thing about this for me is that Jess calls him trash man and "not trash because trash is better than you". And I love it so much. Go tell him, the trash man haha. Cos he really is trash man. Glad Jess is such a confident and strong woman to not let Colt or his mom 's gaslighting put her down and make her feel bad. Cos Jess was in the right and u shouldnt be lying abt not talking to other girls behind ur gf's back. Had all right to be upset.

  • @teneyapeyton9783
    @teneyapeyton9783 4 роки тому +35

    Y'all miss the set up where Debbie set the whole shoe throwing