WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear chin
She still went ahead with plans to come to America, then it went all to hell. That was after several pretty significant lies, and truckloads of bovine manure.
Why is Colt acting like he has any game? He should be glad he found a woman who is not out for just a green card. She actually cares enough to be jealous over this 30+ guy who still gets breastfed, by his mother who also happens to be his real girlfriend.
What? I give my girlfriend plenty of gifts but I've never given her tampons? In this case, awhile ago, when things were heating up I told her we should go to Victoria's Secret and I'll buy her whatever she wants. And I did it both for me (bc what guy doesn't like lingerie) but also to make her feel sexy, and she didn't have any so🤷🏻♂️. I would never just blurt out "hey honey I got you some tampons hope they're the right pussy size". It's just not a gift you give someone. I wouldn't expect my gf to give me deodorant or like dick lotion.
@@TheOnlyGamerX umm i think what they meant wasn't like buying tampons as a gift but just when someone's gf needs one and their bf doesn't buy them one saying they find it inappropriate or something like that but are okay with buying lingerie, especially when they've been dating for a significant amount of time
"That was not OK", no, Debbie, raising a son with no respect for women, who cheats, emotionally manipulates and gaslights, is REALLY not OK. Parents like her piss me off so much.
At the same time, I’ve dated men with fantastic upbringings and parents, that choose to spend their time hurting women, instead of spending time alone. And choose to lie. I don’t know why they turned out like that, but at adulthood, they can choose therapy medication and boundary-setting. They can educate themselves to do better.
But in all agreeableness, I actually think she was on drugs and abusive during his childhood and that’s why she’s overly attached now. That’s my personal hypothesis.
@@coffeeisdrugs if your native language is English, I understand why you don't understand how it work in real life for us that use English as a second or third language.
Man, Colt has huuuge incel energy. You can tell he has no interest in conflict resolution or in comforting or being empathic. It's just "what excuse can I use and what sort of acting do I need to do? Which correct answer from a TV sitcom will solve my problems?"
because he thinks if he can just hug her and say 'sorry' that'll fix it 🙄 That's probably what he does when he's in trouble with his mom, no actual consequences.
ikr, he's so socially inept that he can't take a hint and thinks she's just being a "crazy" woman that needs a hug, when in reality she is completely sane and has a damn right to be pissed and be away from that asshole.
Colt’s mother is so possessive no wonder he’s attracted to possessive women. The problem is when you have a possessive mother she dotes on you, but a possessive woman will throw hands. His PP is confused.
Vordtiddy ew. I mean sorry cuz that’s ur friend but ew. Men like that grow up to be baby’s b/c they rely on their mothers too much and don’t know how to take responsibility for their actions or grow a pair.
I’m wrapping up the season with Larissa, and although she’s a bit hot headed - it was really Colt and His family’s fault. Colt sat there and let his cousin scream in her face and insult her, and let his mother try to control her and humiliate her (even insulted her while she was trying on dresses in front of the sales person asking, “do you want an expensive dress or a green card”) . Reality is, if she wanted a sugar daddy she would have not been with Colt in the first place. The biggest thing she asked him for was to trade his car for one with AC - she didn’t even ask him to buy a second car to avoid sharing with his mom or to buy a new one. They’re shitty. Where do they find these people?
Ummmthis girl wants everything even when she is with someone new and she wastes money on surgery and barely has money for the things she really needs colt and his family are shitty but so is she
People like Colt are their foot in the door, A rich guy is a lot less likely to do this mail order bride style of thing, but if she's already in the states, then it's way easier to seal the deal with a rich guy.
@@talitaduplooytalkumiart3604 depends on the context. in this context it absolutely is lying because he stepped outside the terms of the relationship so yeah thats lying but as a general rule not telling someone something isnt lying. you dont have the right to someone elses information. all depends on the context.
You'd think they'd at least go after a dude who had some kind of personality other than a cheating brick wall, but he's not even charming or anything. He's just strange! 🤷🏻♀️ I'd nope right out
You know how much of reality this show actually is when they gather 2 brazilian girls and they don't chat in portuguese but struggle in their broken english, instead.
@@x_rhi_x2772 This is exactly my point. It's for the show only. A staged situation. In reality they'd not even meet, and if they did, for some reason, they'd speak portuguese, because with such a broken english (specially Jess') is just... dumb. That's not how real world people do.
I dont even understand how colt keeps getting girlfriends at all... i guess thats why they're always found online. Theres NO WAY an American women would be ok with that level of a mommy's boy.... Norman bates level
He admitted as much in season 1, I believe? Said he wasn't having much luck with American women (gee, I wonder why? lol) so he decided to look for women in other countries online.
Sadly for him he is searching in the wrong country LMAO obviously anyone have the common sense that his behaviors are sickening once they meet irl, a waste of time and money to make people go there to meet him when he's such a mess
I think it’s really cool that both of these dudes just talked about how plastic surgery can be really beneficial for self empowerment, but that doing it based off of a societal standard or expectation is unhealthy. Props to that
Dude, my mom nearly kicked my ass for having a friend with benefits when I was single... So glad she loves my wife, but if I hurt my wife or cheated on her, my mom would kill me before my wife or her family could.
I understand beautysurgery if someone has any kind of visual deformation that leads to a worse confidence. But not when they look actually "perfect " as Larissa does..
Haha, I wish the conversation between Jess and Larissa was in Portuguese, but I guess TLC couldn't afford someone to translate and make subtitles. Jess speaks in portuguese but uses English vocabulary. All her sentence construction is in Portuguese, but she uses English words. Like when she said that she was going to stay at her ex house. She meant that she was going to sleep at the place where she lives before moving with Colt. Or when she says that Colt is a Trash man. This is a very popular expression in Brazil, Boy lixo. But the best was, "muita mão pra pouca rola" Too much hand for a tiny dick! hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
When she said that 8 women had sent her screenshots on her social media, my immediate thought was that Colt had made fake accounts and sent them himself 😅😅
oof guys with mommy issues are the worst lol i once had a guys mom tell me that her son is a "genius", so if he's treating me poorly then it's obviously for a reason. we didn't last long after living with his mom lol
I dated this guy when i was like 19 who was pudgy & did more feminine type maintenance than i did. He acted like such a bitch & i felt like i was in a love triangle with he & his mom. I look back & I'm like, wtf was i thinking??
I love that instead of just joking about all of the plastic surgery Ken actually specified the nuance of plastic surgery. Yes for the right reasons it can be life changing for people but when it becomes excessive that's when it becomes a problem.
Colta mom is terrible. She's so manipulative and either Colt serriously thinks its normal for his mom to be in every relationship with Colt (because lets be honest she is) or he honestly dosn't understand that his mom isn't really supposed to be so intertwind into his relationship.
Debbie actually needs to do the right thing and throw Colt out. This man is incapable of having a person to person conversation because his mom just appears out of nowhere and has his conversation for him. She’s his stand. Stand User: Colt Stand Name:「Enabler Debbie」
his response "i'm not trash!" just reminds me of when you call out a self-proclaimed "nice guy" for actually being a piece of shit and their holier than thou ego can't take it.
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Leave a like for Colts small pp.
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I cant believe I used to have a crush on Colt the 1st time I saw this show.
Lot's of love from South africa! Please do a video on the white farmer genocide!
@@vampiradeathrockerbatxq762 eeewwww 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
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@@vampiradeathrockerbatxq762 how...? Hahaha.
I hate parents who defend their kids crap behavior no matter what they do.
Doesn't matter if they're 3 or 30, some parents just keep going.
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear chin
"Oh, yeah sure, my kid mass murdered 24 people, BUT..."
At least, then you will know where the kid has learned that crap from
@@dicesion8879 exactly 😂
I love Jess's "If it's not okay, just walk away" mentality 😂 no discussion. She found out Colt is a cheater and ended the relationship
How it should be. If you tolerate that kind of bullshit it'll just keep happening because they know they can get away with it.
That’s what my friend should of done
And goes to sleep with another man lol
She still went ahead with plans to come to America, then it went all to hell. That was after several pretty significant lies, and truckloads of bovine manure.
Thousandth like :-) then again UA-cam is infamous for initial inconsistency with numbering likes and such, so who knows
Why is Colt acting like he has any game? He should be glad he found a woman who is not out for just a green card. She actually cares enough to be jealous over this 30+ guy who still gets breastfed, by his mother who also happens to be his real girlfriend.
🤣😂🤣😆🤣
that was savage but true
Get him! Haha
@xxx CHOPPER where did I mention either of their looks?
Facts Lmao
Ladies, if a man buys you lingerie but not tampons for a year, he isn't buying things for you, he's buying it for him.
Or his mum. 😂😂😂
This is so deep!
@@samisha5834 Completely missed the point of the post haha
What? I give my girlfriend plenty of gifts but I've never given her tampons? In this case, awhile ago, when things were heating up I told her we should go to Victoria's Secret and I'll buy her whatever she wants. And I did it both for me (bc what guy doesn't like lingerie) but also to make her feel sexy, and she didn't have any so🤷🏻♂️. I would never just blurt out "hey honey I got you some tampons hope they're the right pussy size". It's just not a gift you give someone. I wouldn't expect my gf to give me deodorant or like dick lotion.
@@TheOnlyGamerX umm i think what they meant wasn't like buying tampons as a gift but just when someone's gf needs one and their bf doesn't buy them one saying they find it inappropriate or something like that but are okay with buying lingerie, especially when they've been dating for a significant amount of time
Worst Mom Award: Debbie
Craziest Girlfriend Award: Debbie
I pure fancy ur face btw, thought u should know
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@@gram. simp alert simp alert
@@gram. fuckin creep bruh
Kermit D Frog here...
Moms like: “He didn’t lie he truthn’t”
Ellery Kaye what I came to the comments to say 💀💀
That's hilarious 😂😂😂😂
I wish youtoube had the laugh emoji for this :)))
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn she was gonna go sleep with another guy to wash him out of her system 💀
😂😂😂I know
I love that lmao. She was all no bullshit.
Brazilians do that sometimes but it is usually a bluff
"one shot and he dont even know who he is anymore" HAHAHA
Me too i luvvvv ur animations
What is that green circle next to the checkmark?
@@Hailey-ze7br that they're a member.
"That was not OK", no, Debbie, raising a son with no respect for women, who cheats, emotionally manipulates and gaslights, is REALLY not OK.
Parents like her piss me off so much.
At the same time, I’ve dated men with fantastic upbringings and parents, that choose to spend their time hurting women, instead of spending time alone. And choose to lie. I don’t know why they turned out like that, but at adulthood, they can choose therapy medication and boundary-setting. They can educate themselves to do better.
But in all agreeableness, I actually think she was on drugs and abusive during his childhood and that’s why she’s overly attached now. That’s my personal hypothesis.
Two brazilian girls who can barely speak english having a "private" conversation in english. That's neat.
I think if they spoke in their mother tongue it would be so fast and intense and mostly for our understanding
♡ such a private conversation
@@coffeeisdrugs that's the point.
ESL english corner 😂
@@coffeeisdrugs if your native language is English, I understand why you don't understand how it work in real life for us that use English as a second or third language.
Man, Colt has huuuge incel energy. You can tell he has no interest in conflict resolution or in comforting or being empathic. It's just "what excuse can I use and what sort of acting do I need to do? Which correct answer from a TV sitcom will solve my problems?"
Yup.. he has no business being in a relationship because he doesn’t have the emotional intelligence and maturity to handle it.
You said it perfectly 👏 He thinks that sexual attraction = love. He’s never cared about anyone but himself, and he doesn’t see that as a problem.
@@Carriesue1982 let alone emotional intelligence, he's absolutely socially inept.
Mike Willett You, sir, are projecting.
I completely agree with you, but can we stop calling everything "incel"? The word doesn't even mean anything anymore.
His mom and him really have potential to be serial killers.
I feel like there’s a body or two already
Or traffickers..or both.
@@catharsisexe4780 damn 😫 true true
So true. Master Bates and Mama Bates.
Kinda reminds me of the dude from red dragon with his mom
Jess was right about Colt being a cheater. The other woman is Debbie not Vanessa.
Correction, jess and vanessa are the other women 😂
arb Deal Debbie is Colts mother
@@daniellefaithlove9517 that's the point
@@daniellefaithlove9517 Have you seen the dynamic between her and Colt?
@@daniellefaithlove9517 Debbie and Colt are like Norman Bates and “Mother” I wouldn’t be shocked if there’s something happening in some form
Jess is married to a guy from my high school now and they seem really happy. I’m glad she found someone who will treat her right.
I hope this is true because it's what she deserves!!
@The emo user boom roasted
@The emo user for real
He seems nice, is he? Also is that guy high as the time or just naive?
And then they all clapped 👏🏾 🤧
I so sincerely adore how Jessica rips him apart even with her limited English. A genre of roasts entirely on its own
Just marry your mom Colt. Stop ruining Brazilian girls.
True dat
ruining?
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yes i second that! Like really it’s strange how it’s a 3 way relationship It’s creepy 🤨
LMFAOOO
It’s so creepy how she literally doesn’t want to be near him and he kept following her. Like boy get TF AWAY JEEZ
because he thinks if he can just hug her and say 'sorry' that'll fix it 🙄 That's probably what he does when he's in trouble with his mom, no actual consequences.
ikr, he's so socially inept that he can't take a hint and thinks she's just being a "crazy" woman that needs a hug, when in reality she is completely sane and has a damn right to be pissed and be away from that asshole.
Any man that corners me in an elevator is gonna get a swift kick to the nuts. Sorry not sorry!
its cuz the camera crew was telling him to lmao
@@allanisebalbutin4790 They did?!
Colt’s mother is so possessive no wonder he’s attracted to possessive women. The problem is when you have a possessive mother she dotes on you, but a possessive woman will throw hands. His PP is confused.
PP is BIG confused.
Francesca Alvelo Colts mother has a weirdly close relationship with him it’s not healthy
@@vordt4139 his small pp is BIG confused
@@reinagarcia9693 I have a friend who's mother is like this. He is 30, No it is not healthy
Vordtiddy ew. I mean sorry cuz that’s ur friend but ew. Men like that grow up to be baby’s b/c they rely on their mothers too much and don’t know how to take responsibility for their actions or grow a pair.
Just seeing Cold try to make facial expressions is painful. Everything he does looks unnatural, forced and cringy.
Eyebrow shrug, head to the side, glasses push, repeat
it’s like he’s just learning to be a human
@@jaghond448 so accurate
Cold XD
I’m wrapping up the season with Larissa, and although she’s a bit hot headed - it was really Colt and His family’s fault. Colt sat there and let his cousin scream in her face and insult her, and let his mother try to control her and humiliate her (even insulted her while she was trying on dresses in front of the sales person asking, “do you want an expensive dress or a green card”) . Reality is, if she wanted a sugar daddy she would have not been with Colt in the first place. The biggest thing she asked him for was to trade his car for one with AC - she didn’t even ask him to buy a second car to avoid sharing with his mom or to buy a new one. They’re shitty. Where do they find these people?
Larissa is a gold digger dont defend her. She's just as ugly as colt is on the inside.
@@ryankl1984 preach
Larissa asked him for a million dollars and then settled for $200 lol
Ummmthis girl wants everything even when she is with someone new and she wastes money on surgery and barely has money for the things she really needs colt and his family are shitty but so is she
People like Colt are their foot in the door, A rich guy is a lot less likely to do this mail order bride style of thing, but if she's already in the states, then it's way easier to seal the deal with a rich guy.
literally the only successful relationship colt could have is with his mom
And that's only bc they're codependant.
Even that would be a trashfire tbh
I choked on my cheezit😂
Nana he told her to back off the other day... she acted like he dumped her ass..
Also I want to like your comment, but it looks to pretty on 400.
@@WhoisKell I'm amazed how people take so seriously these reality shows
Colt has the personality of soggy bread.
This made me laugh out loud LOL
Hahahaha owwwwwch dude!! That was hilarious.
i quote some comment from those videos -
'if he was a seasoning, he would be flour'
Judge not for u wil be judged first
Solid as wet toilet paper!!🤣🤣
"he didn't lie, he just didn't tell you" yeah, thats called lying by omission lol
You'd be surprised how many people don't think this is lying. Willingly withholding information from someone is lying. Smh
@@talitaduplooytalkumiart3604 depends on the context. in this context it absolutely is lying because he stepped outside the terms of the relationship so yeah thats lying but as a general rule not telling someone something isnt lying. you dont have the right to someone elses information. all depends on the context.
"It's passion, she is a latina, she has the fire."
Me a latina who is emotionally mature enough to have an open and honest conversation with my bf >.>
Colt just can’t understand why someone would have a legit problem with him.
@@isabelpoulterer9520 yup. Lol
You dont have the fire
You blew out the fire.
Y'all are crazy tho don't lie
Colt comes off so weird. How the hell does he keep finding women to even speak to him? Lmao
Money....
You'd think they'd at least go after a dude who had some kind of personality other than a cheating brick wall, but he's not even charming or anything. He's just strange! 🤷🏻♀️ I'd nope right out
The internet 🌈 where women can’t see all the cringe
Alectrosaurus🦖 hes not a wall, he’s a glob of melting mayonnaise 🤮
@@Ugh_cestvanille That's unfair to mayonnaise! It has much more flavor than his personality.
You know how much of reality this show actually is when they gather 2 brazilian girls and they don't chat in portuguese but struggle in their broken english, instead.
Reading subtitles is haaard. (Lets pretend they don't have to use subtitles anyway because of the broken english)
@@riel4553 LMAO EXACLTY!
Surely they are speaking in English because TLC are filming for an English speaking audience? I guess they still have the subtitles though...
@@x_rhi_x2772 This is exactly my point. It's for the show only. A staged situation. In reality they'd not even meet, and if they did, for some reason, they'd speak portuguese, because with such a broken english (specially Jess') is just... dumb. That's not how real world people do.
@Jude Fenwick It's possible, but not quite likely, in my opinion.
“You hurt Colt”
(Points to herself)
I didn’t realize the case of mommas boy got so bad that they share a consciousness now
Lol I didn't even notice that. That's crazy
I love how Ken says “Chanclas!” when Jess throws the shoes. He knows the deal...
Every time Colt touches Jess when they're arguing I get mad as well. Don't touch her, she said she wanted to be left alone, for fuck's sake
Colt is the embodiment of "I gave the ugly guy a chance and he suddenly got hot to all the other girls"
" I gave the ugly guy a chance and he started acting like I was the ugly one"
Oh damn my last relationship in a nut shell nooo why lmao 😂😭
@@maybelikealittlebit I'm sorry girl
@@lorana__7869 I feel that
It’s not that he’s ugly. it’s that he has a girl. Other females smell that shit and try to steal him. Even though he’s ugly.
A mannequin has a better personality But either was Colt deserved all he got thrown at him (even the shoes) for being a toxic manipulator .
Colt pulling multiple girls?! How do these blind women function?
Probably ultrasonic waves. U know , echolocation
@@van5395 that's disrespectful to bats.
Can I get a wheyhey
It might have to do with the whole once you get a girlfriend every girls comes after you
@@sagittarius6172 i don't think that's a thing since i had some and that didn't happen.
“I treated you wrong.” *big hug*
Who wants to bet he goes upstairs and does that exact line to both his mum and Larissa 🤣🤣🤣
His mum literally mentions Vanessa watching over their cats, just to start a fight between him and Jess. That's just so fucked up
Colt's mom probably will back colt up when he kill someone. She be like "he didn't kill him, he just stab the man"
He didn’t kill him, he just helped him leave this world quicker.
She doesn’t have his back. She brought up his ex staying in their house in front of Jess to make her angry. Debbie wants to be Colts only girlfriend.
Debbie probably wants herself to be the only important woman in Colt’s life.
No probably about it
And that's on periodt
Me 3 min in tryin to figure out who this is
Yeah shes scared to be alone. maybe. Now that she is older. She needs to find a boyfriend or husband
She already is lol
"He didnt lie, he just told you not the truth" LMAO 🤣🤣
He’s more concerned with being called trash than her going to sleep with another man 😹
I dont even understand how colt keeps getting girlfriends at all... i guess thats why they're always found online. Theres NO WAY an American women would be ok with that level of a mommy's boy.... Norman bates level
He admitted as much in season 1, I believe? Said he wasn't having much luck with American women (gee, I wonder why? lol)
so he decided to look for women in other countries online.
Sadly for him he is searching in the wrong country LMAO obviously anyone have the common sense that his behaviors are sickening once they meet irl, a waste of time and money to make people go there to meet him when he's such a mess
He sad ran out of the room to her😂 His arms didn't move or nothin😂😂😂
Napoleon Dynamite vibes for sure 🤣
Looked like Tina belcher
@@1a2b3c4d2847 😂 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Colt's pick up line be like "hey gurl, you wanna be on TV?"
Larissa is trying to hold her laugher because she knows they could've just spoke in their language but here they are talking in broken English 😂
😂😂😂 okay Debbie why don’t you put a ring on it since your so concerned about his love life
Colt be livin life like he’s in the sims 😂
LMAO
So true!
But does he have a house and a car? The impossible dream for gen z these days
SHE ALMOST HIT THE CAMERA GUY LOLOLOL
RIGHT?! THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GOLD. COLLATERAL DAMAGE.
Worker’s Compensation!
I think it’s really cool that both of these dudes just talked about how plastic surgery can be really beneficial for self empowerment, but that doing it based off of a societal standard or expectation is unhealthy. Props to that
If I did the same thing that Colt did, my own mother would put me into the ground faster then that slipper Jess threw.
Lmao YES
Hahaha, mine wouldn’t. She’d drag me to the gates of hell, no peaceful death, not even murder
Dude, my mom nearly kicked my ass for having a friend with benefits when I was single... So glad she loves my wife, but if I hurt my wife or cheated on her, my mom would kill me before my wife or her family could.
Update: Larissa found another man to pay for her surgery’s worth of 75k🤣
Damn
And he has a working a/c in his car 😂
I understand beautysurgery if someone has any kind of visual deformation that leads to a worse confidence. But not when they look actually "perfect " as Larissa does..
@@krakatoom body dysmorphia is pretty common.
I heavy fancy u
Cant marry someone whos already married to his mama....
Colt’s just gonna end up marrying his mom. Alabama style
Pretty much because he more mama boy then being a adult and growing up and being respectful to his girlfriend then being a player
We, the people of Alabama, do not claim that relationship. We formally send this trainwreck to the people of Mississippi.
ROLL TIDE 😂
@@camoliciouscow9390 💀
@@camoliciouscow9390 Fine. The people of Arkansas can claim him 💀💀
Haha, I wish the conversation between Jess and Larissa was in Portuguese, but I guess TLC couldn't afford someone to translate and make subtitles. Jess speaks in portuguese but uses English vocabulary. All her sentence construction is in Portuguese, but she uses English words. Like when she said that she was going to stay at her ex house. She meant that she was going to sleep at the place where she lives before moving with Colt. Or when she says that Colt is a Trash man. This is a very popular expression in Brazil, Boy lixo. But the best was, "muita mão pra pouca rola" Too much hand for a tiny dick! hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Her leaving the door open when she left was a great power move I love it 🤣🤣
Oh, Colt. The very definition of Doesn't Know When To Quit.
That's wonderful. For us. Thank you Ken, thank you Dane. You are beautiful humans.
Amen bro!!
Man. I can't believe we started off with this guy dressing up and kissing his cats. Now we're here. ... How?
I kiss my cats. Nothing wrong with that 😝
@Phoenix except for the last part, you are right.
"Too much hand for little 🤏🏾"
😭😂
Score 1 for Ken 👍🏾 lmao
When she said that 8 women had sent her screenshots on her social media, my immediate thought was that Colt had made fake accounts and sent them himself 😅😅
Colt is secretly a serial killer he gives me the creepiest vibes
Debbie was the one who told Jess about Vanessa! That was the best part!
oof guys with mommy issues are the worst lol i once had a guys mom tell me that her son is a "genius", so if he's treating me poorly then it's obviously for a reason. we didn't last long after living with his mom lol
I thank my lucky stars that my bf mom is a wonderful woman who stays out of our relationship business. She treats me like family.
Yald, a whey to the hey
There is a reason it says in the bible that man will leave his mother and father and live with woman.
@@jemmastone11 huh ,it really says that?can you name the page:))chapter or paragraph qoute
I dated this guy when i was like 19 who was pudgy & did more feminine type maintenance than i did. He acted like such a bitch & i felt like i was in a love triangle with he & his mom. I look back & I'm like, wtf was i thinking??
Colt has no business being a pimp looking the way he does. He better take what he can get.
"I don't think he lied, he just didn't tell you." That's lying by omission.
I love that instead of just joking about all of the plastic surgery Ken actually specified the nuance of plastic surgery. Yes for the right reasons it can be life changing for people but when it becomes excessive that's when it becomes a problem.
Has anyone else noticed that when colty walks or runs he doesn't move his arms?
Or that when he’s talking to his mom at the ice cream shop his hands lay flat on the table like a psychopath
Colta mom is terrible. She's so manipulative and either Colt serriously thinks its normal for his mom to be in every relationship with Colt (because lets be honest she is) or he honestly dosn't understand that his mom isn't really supposed to be so intertwind into his relationship.
Yup
This guy is trippin. You are accused of cheating and the first thing you say is 0stop fighting?!”💀😭
Debbies eyebrows keep getting higher and higher the more colt talks about any other girlfriends than her
The mom sounds like that one character from Chowder, the chef’s wife. What was her name? Truffles?
Yes!
Don't disrespect Truffles like that.
Colt's over here trying to gas-light her, distract her. BUT SHE AIN'T HAVIN' IT!!!
This is the kind of people I imagine I'd meet if I would start dating.
The only thing I hate about being this early on a video is that I miss all the spicy comments
That's how I feel right now
Amen
This 👏 comment 👏.
Well come back and give them an extra view. There's lots now :-)
@@ashlee5634 well thank you for the reminder :D
The editing on 90 Day Fiance is great 😂😂😂
**awkward silence**
Jess: "Why you date with me?"
**more awkward silence**
Jess: "You have big hands!"
😂😂😂
literally just listen to y’all on speaker when i’m cleaning the house and laugh all day hahaha
That awkward coach hug legitimately made me gag 🤢 Colt is a slimeball
Colt needs to distance himself from his mum a bit. Jeez, she treats him like he's 12 having a tiff with his friends
Because he acts like he's 12 having a tiff with his friends. He IS part of the problem xD
" *¡La Chanclas!* "💃👠💨👠💨💥💥💁♂️
A very lethal weapon
Heels are an upgraded version of La Chanclas
Debbie actually needs to do the right thing and throw Colt out. This man is incapable of having a person to person conversation because his mom just appears out of nowhere and has his conversation for him. She’s his stand.
Stand User: Colt
Stand Name:「Enabler Debbie」
colt: *lies and cheats*
his mom: that’s okay :)
Jess: *is angry he lied and cheated*
his mom: that’s not an excuse to treat him that way >:(
u missed the part where larissa told jess a story about vanessa buying coltee so many groupons
Groupons? Whats that?
Staz_KorraGG pretty much just online coupons
E-coupons for group activities/events or couples type activities.
his response "i'm not trash!" just reminds me of when you call out a self-proclaimed "nice guy" for actually being a piece of shit and their holier than thou ego can't take it.
there are so many girls im struggling to remember who vanessa is
She's a friend who he has slept with and now she lives with Colt and Debbie
@@kerriannmatitsaroundalday2994 thanks
"1 shot & he doesn't even know who he is anymore" 💀😂💀😂💀😂😂 I DIED
I'm in love with you
@@donkeyhobo34 bruh💀🤣
Haha. My wife said, "that guy has a really kind face." (Buffpro) Then she said," the other guys eyebrows are huge."
They make 90 day fiancé so much more entertaining.
So, when is colt and his mom getting married? 😂
Yep because colt would never leave the nest really a mama boy and a player then being a adult and being respectful to his girlfriend 🙄 😒
Dear buff and Ken! My partner and I have been watching your videos for two years now! Thank you !
*Noice*
Dude had that Napoleon Dynamite run when he chased after her 🤣🤣🤣
Colt: I'm allowed to have friends aren't I?
YEA COLT YOU CAN HAVE FRIENDS BUT NOT FRIEND'S WHO SLEEPS IN BED WITH YOU
Okay but the “you’re a bad guy, you’re a trash guy” part made me wanna remix Billie Eilish 😂
Please do! I always love hearing remixes from quotes
Colt has an onlyfans, you're welcome. Actually... sorry.
Why???
Pics or it didn't happen
I cannot forgive this.
@Ashley-MaRie Deeble I just don't believe it!!!
I didn't wanna kno this. Now i have mental images🤢
Y'all miss the set up where Debbie set the whole shoe throwing
I don’t know why when Ken said “chanclas” I died 😂😂😂
that hug was so awkward my whole body cringed
Spoiler alert: Colte never breaks up with his mom 😂
Colt's the trash man, he comes out and throws trash all over the ring hahaha
And then...he'll start eating garbage
@@webbyishere well you are what you eat
Why do I get the feeling Colt gets off on being humiliated?
In the famous words of Mr, Eplier “I’m not a masochist I swear”
16:55 "Maybe they can all move in"
That is an entirely different TLC show.
The moms voice is literally giving me a migraine,I had to pause the video and take a break at the lunch table scene because her voice was killing me
" we call those fibs" 😂😂😂😂 buff always kills me