@GeneralIVAN894 bro💀. Yeas subaru is a nice guy but seeing his name in the same sentence as the word "wholesome" feels so wrong after what he experienced
Yeah, kinda weird how he think of star platinum as evil, any ohter stand user never did that, they just went along with it, while star platinum helped him fight street gangs, bring him stuff and he has complete comtrol, he still thinks it's evil, weird how he thinks like that
@@claudioandkindash ye dude dio will definitely say that bc idk why e gaming would say “some dude”.if he knows time stop then he knows who dio is so then he would put dio instead of some dude
Next episode: Jotaro fakes his death and spends another year in prison for underage possession of firearms while Star Platinum goes to Walgreens to get Pepto Bismal
Star Platinum Translation: “I’ll get Jotaro cool stuff to eat today!” “I’d like to use my platinum card to buy these items” *Gunshot* “What just happened? I need to get back to Jotaro!”
@INDOMAN02 T1me_stoper the fact that you said to someone on a reply "who asked" just multiplies and makes it more stronger for your reply, exceptionally ill let it pass but because of that someone would have asked you "who asked" otherwise.
Sad fact: Jotaro was probably so confident holding the gun to his head since he’s probably tried shooting himself in the past, star platinum stopped it and caught the bullet. He wasn’t afraid to shout himself because he knew star platinum would catch it from experience 😕
Plot twist: its not Star platinum"s speed experience that catches the bullet incoming from his user Star platinum uses "Time Stop"At the very beginning
Well if I'm correct the thing is stands have feelings to especially that King crimson ... And honestly is star platinum didn't catch that bullet he would have died or aka "disappeare" if a stand user dies I'm pretty sure there stand dies to so star platinum wasn't having that shit since he knew he would die so saver jotaro lmao
Star platinum: I shall take good care of jotaro by getting him food, drinks and entertainment! He shall be forever greatful for me! Jotaro: there is an evil spirit possessing me! Star platinum: bruh
Star platinum: brings jotaro stuff, drinks, weights, foods, books and even stopped a bullet for him also jotaro: theres this evil spirit behind me Star platinum gets called evil: "Sad ora ora"
Another version of the translation: *"Man, Jotaro is gonna be so happy when I come home, I even bought doritos."* *"Can I pay by ora card ma'am?"* **Gun shot** *"What the heck was that, I gotta go home to see if jotaro is okay."* *"Wait.."* *"JOTAROOOO NOOO!!!!"*
Star Platinum:*shoping*ora ora ora Star Platinum:*hears shot*ora? Star Platinum:*saw jotaro die*ora? Star Platinum:*sad ora noises* Edit : how many likes we get?
Oh I get it, he was in the store and jotaro shot himself and didn't have star platinum with him, so then when he came back he noticed him dead and started sad ora noises
"I may be platinum happy But I'm becoming platinum sad My platinum tears are running out Why am I so discontent?" _-Tsukihi Araragi (aka: the girl who saw his brother happily pushing Karen-chan onto the bed while brushing her teeth)_
![Alexey V. Baranov - (Makin') Love by the Fire [From the album Contemplation]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/K65fb96rJXw/mqdefault.jpg)
[ Sad Platinum: The Cruel World ]
Ora ora :(
@@Rayanne01 ???
Underrated commenf
@h lord
Ora ora daze
@@Rayanne01 ora?
When Star Platinum has S in range
Underrated 😂🤣
Lol then sp more powerful than sheer heart attack
Josuke: Mom, are you also a stand user?
Star Platinum Range In This Video Will Be Like : ∅
Ahhh, the good old ABD community
I didnt think star platinum's laugh would sound like crying until now
Same
**LAUGHING IN SADNESS**
@@starplatinum3748 same
420 likes y e s
@@biggusweenieus9580 same
I honesty feel bad for Star platinum and the fact that he just wanted to get groceries for him is just wholesome
LIKE SUBARU IN RE:ZERO
Green star platinum
Also poor Star platinum :(
After this vido i Got Crippling depression plz someone Help Me ;w;
I know! He brought him a guitar, a radio, random stuff.
@GeneralIVAN894 bro💀. Yeas subaru is a nice guy but seeing his name in the same sentence as the word "wholesome" feels so wrong after what he experienced
Other title: Jotaro plays Russian roulette but with 6 bullets
He probably got shot by the 4th one smh
@@MrFlame-qe2hv i see
@@MrFlame-qe2hv welp
Like Nagito Komeada
I can already imagine number 5 screaming "MISTAaAAa- i- i mean JOTAROoOoOOO"
Kira is looking for handmade products.
I get it
oh no
Kakyoin lookin for cherries to rero
Ahahahaha funny
And josuke higashikata p8 still finding the rokakaka
Star Platinum: saves jotaro from dying
Jotaro: *EVIL SPIRIT*
Hilarious
good spirit
true ngl
Yeah, kinda weird how he think of star platinum as evil, any ohter stand user never did that, they just went along with it, while star platinum helped him fight street gangs, bring him stuff and he has complete comtrol, he still thinks it's evil, weird how he thinks like that
@@duythuchoang5095 I wonder why
0:12 I hope Kakyoin was buying cherries
They *are* his favorite
Nah he was buying donuts
@@TJ-hg6op *cherry* donuts.
@@yuormother Definitely jel filled
kira buying gloves next to him
*"I can stop time, but I can't stop my tears"* - some dude
Is that a dio line-
Lmao
@@claudioandkindash ye dude dio will definitely say that bc idk why e gaming would say “some dude”.if he knows time stop then he knows who dio is so then he would put dio instead of some dude
this is probs dio line
.
Jotaro: *shoots himself*
Also Jotaro: *dies with 28 stab wounds*
28 STAB WOUNDS.
You didn't wanna leave him a chance, huh?!
Stress level [99%]
Hello i am conor the android sent by the cyberlife
@@Bian2104 HE WAS BLEEDING, BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY
Jotaro in jail: "I'm possessed by an evil spirit"
Star platinum bringing him things and trying to make sure he's comfortable and happy: 🥺👍🏻
Jotaro has S range now, which is his stand can go far as much as he like
Lol crying thumbs up cat face xd
🥺👍
star platinum was laughing when jotaro died tho
Yes
Next episode: Jotaro fakes his death and spends another year in prison for underage possession of firearms while Star Platinum goes to Walgreens to get Pepto Bismal
Ok ok that's funny
DIO DA thought that Jotaro die in Jail: NANIII!?!?!?!?!
Jotaro always be saying "Star Platinum!" but never ask "How's Star Platinum?"
I mean he is his stand.
Nut king call has loosen a bolt on my heart
Even Kakyoin did
SAD ORASH
that made me tear up.
name:star plantium
user:jotaro kujo
ability: stop time
stand range: any store
Lmao
Infinite Ikea means infinite range
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@@melonibruh same.
That's a good one🤣🤣
Jotaro: "Evil spirit"
Star platinum: **Sad ora noises**
ua-cam.com/video/eovJTMvGmc8/v-deo.html here try it ok bro(i just feel really bad for this youtuber)😁
ora? no dude no more ora only MUDA!
Alternative Title: If Star Platinum had an A in Range, but a C in Speed.
"evil" spirit
Star platinum Bring anything that jotaro want : How i can be Evil ?
Yes
Ora?
Yes
@jotaro kujo FBI wha-
**SAD ORA NOISES**
Star Pratinum dropping his groceries out of grief is the saddest part of this video
ua-cam.com/video/eovJTMvGmc8/v-deo.html here try it ok bro(i just feel really bad for this youtuber)😁
@@justsomeguywithnohair6842 rick roll ?
@@vinegardoppiovolo3004 no
he died.
He got them for jotaro :( he doesnt need them anymore, also he died shortly after
Jotaro: shoots himself in a jail cell
Jotaro later: Found on the streets impaled by knives
AftER joTaRo ded dIO useD JoTAro's bODy as tArget PraTiCE for HiS kNiFES
He gett flinged
makes sence
It’s a powerful gun, what of it? It also shoots knives, but that’s beside the point
I think is powerful gun nvm i take his body
RIP Unsho Ishizuka (Joseph Joestar, Jet Black, Eugene Gallardo, Captain Matthews, Captain Gantu, Heihachi Mishima, Mr. Satan, Kizaru, Van Hohenheim, Zabuza Momochi, Ginzo Nakamori, Magic Kaito, Bunta Fujiwara, Ujiyasu Hojo, Professor Ock). Truly legend...
Let’s give a moment of silence to our guy Unsho. 😔
Star Platinum Translation:
“I’ll get Jotaro cool stuff to eat today!”
“I’d like to use my platinum card to buy these items”
*Gunshot*
“What just happened? I need to get back to Jotaro!”
Accurate translate
Wow two Undertale fans
@@trolllord1501 yez
muda
Ora !!!!
This is sadder than most drama movies,all drama movies
Yes
Yes
no
and who coment after me is guy with josuke hair cut
@@Asep-rl9fi I was... going to...
EXCUSE ME ?!
@@josukehigashikata3350 what？is true
Star Platinium: i will get some food
Jotaro: *dies*
Star Platinium: oh n- *dissapears*
Part 6 spoilers?
@@plebulus you just revealed he dies in part 6 bruh
@@horseoperamarker
No he didn’t
@@horseoperamarker tis da joke
@@theclown6710 you added spoilers that he doesnt die meaning that the other guy didnt give spoilers meaning that..... (spoiler paradox ensues)
The birds sound as he slowly fades away...truly a sad tale
I feel sad about Jotaro and Star Platinum even if this isnt real 😔
Same
cant ruin the 44 likes sorry 😔
Same
Same
same...
Star Platinum Said:
I'll take these items to feed jotaro!
*Gunshot*
What?
What???
*Sad Ora Noises*
yes
How many Dios are there
bobgaming
Star platinum, taking stuff jotaro likes off the shelves,
People:what the frick
Indeed I did
Idk what is happend in here
Bad ending: jotaro dies
Good ending: star platnium saves jotaro from shooting himself
Achievement unlocked: Save your own user
Technically cherry boy, magic man and buff dog died because star stopped the bullet
Da 69 like
@@damnbro_idc :(
nObOdy AsKeD !1!1!!1!11!
somehow i cant stop watching this. especially 0:31
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Star Platinum went shopping in INDIA just to comfort Jotaro....
True patanjali
True patanjali enjoyer
@@the_only_esther it is Lol
@@1ts_txn it's not, the Indian flag has a black wheel in the middle
No
Star Platinum: * gets some food *
Kira: ey don't mind me,not like ya killed me
Arigato..... Gyro
@@depositenmeamibcp you're welcome
@@luighost9917 🅱️🅱️
Ora ora ora :(
NOOOOOOOO
THE BEETCH IS DEAD :(
Wait this didn't happened, dont cry Star Platinum.
@King Cutes wtf are you Araki's son?
@@jotaro_kujo0245 ayy brother
@@jotaro_kujo0245 ora ora ora? (is it really you?)
@@liveocelotreaction this was edited seriosly
@@Mewhentheis r/woooosh
Jotaro: *shots himself*
Jotaro: *Knifes in his chest and forehead*
Dio was making sure he was dead.
0:12 Kira just causally buying stuff
*perhaps*
Kira buying hand
@@Joris._ nah he likes a feet
@@justalegendfindingmemes8758 nah he likes your mom
So is Kakyoin.
When you realize: how did jotaro get his gun when star platnium was at the store
holy fuck ur right
Bruh you watched the show?
Hol horse gave him his stand.
Even better, how did he get beer, a radio and a toy car with a stand that has a range of 2-3m?
@@supercato9613 maybe behind the prison wall is directly a supermarket
@@supercato9613 ikr and the scene where jotaro on the boat punching the shark that is 100 Meters away from them
I always thought mista seems to be the only one to care abt the feelings of his stand,oh well his adorable bullets can talk
-Punching ✅
-Shopping ✅
-Give A Toy✅
-Beating Up People✅
-Save His Life ✅
-Ora ✅
-Stop Time ✅
-Stop Heartbeat ✅
*Still a Evil Spirit
Ora, that's the best
Lil
*EvIl SpIrIt*
@@thatsabigsussy9349 sad ora noises
@@youraveragemorononyoutube4435 stoping somebodys heart beat is not good even if your playing hide n seek with DIO
jotaro: fucking dead
star platinum: funniest shit ive ever seen
That was him crying you nut
@kkgc in this video it’s meant to be him crying
Then he realizes if Jotaro dies, he dies
@@ajwxy not so funny anymore
@@The_Biologist27 hey bitch
I wish that *all* stand had their own personality
Edit: I know that *some* stands have personalities, I’m speaking about *every* stand
Yes 😊😊
OK Master Let's Kill Da Ho! Beeetch!
Emperor be like:
Sad:Bong Bong
Happy:Bang Bang
Angry: B A N G
Echoes does
i wish i have a stand
*I can stop time, but I can’t stop my tears.*
Jotaro: *Calls Star Platinum an evil spirit*
Star Platinum:
0:12
Ora :(
SHIZAAAAAAAA, UHHH I MEAN JOTAROOOOOOO I MEAN..... ORAAAAAAAA🥺
jotaro shoots himself with a gun*
0:24 has knives on him*
Classic japanese animation, they cut corners everywhere!
Sus
eh the gun had knives in it
he stabbed him self too
*knife gun*
Star Platinum: * brings food to Jotaro*
Jotaro: evil spirit
Star Platinum: am i a joke to you?
0:15 this part actually made me laugh lol
Edit: thx for 10 likes lol
Same fr lmao😂
*Then stardust crusaders ended*
Part 3
Fin
I remember the forth wall break when Jotaro and Gang fought ZZ and ZZ said Jotaro is dead Part 3 Stardust Crusaders OVER and Jotaro is like no
They never started
Starplatinum: Brings Jotaro Cool stuffs and Prevents him from dying
Jotaro: eViL SPiriT
Edit: WTF are these replies
Star platium=Jonathan joestar
@INDOMAN02 T1me_stoper the fact that you said to someone on a reply "who asked" just multiplies and makes it more stronger for your reply, exceptionally ill let it pass but because of that someone would have asked you "who asked" otherwise.
Just me who noticed or he put SP instead of SpIrIt? IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE
@INDOMAN02 T1me_stoper and some body asked you to ask me it's my opnion and if you don't like it give your opnion or just shut up
@@ednaldonominecraft1899 lol
Even DIO feels sad...
@MERAJ AHMAD hello there
@MERAJ AHMAD then come close as much as you want
NANİ İMPOSEBBLE!
@@neoplxyr6112 masi ca
@@neoplxyr6112 Hey how's your fever ya good?
POV:when you have a stand that cares about you
Sad fact: Jotaro was probably so confident holding the gun to his head since he’s probably tried shooting himself in the past, star platinum stopped it and caught the bullet. He wasn’t afraid to shout himself because he knew star platinum would catch it from experience 😕
Plot twist: its not Star platinum"s speed experience that catches the bullet incoming from his user Star platinum uses "Time Stop"At the very beginning
Its not a fact if you're not sure.
Well if I'm correct the thing is stands have feelings to especially that King crimson ... And honestly is star platinum didn't catch that bullet he would have died or aka "disappeare" if a stand user dies I'm pretty sure there stand dies to so star platinum wasn't having that shit since he knew he would die so saver jotaro lmao
@@LuckyLucky-uj6yu “star platinum wasn’t having that shit” best sentence I’ve heard all week
@@salvadorbanega6660 just in that case, fighting with the other stands he just uses his strenght
Actually started crying. Thank you for this.
Lol cry baby XD
@@tempestrule6662 what? This was satire dumbass
@@tempestrule6662 😕
lol tomoko has a stand
She is even confused
No she dosent...
*she just saw flying bags.*
@Testificate yes
Tomoko kujo
"Why is the flying bags talking in gib?"
Remember that non stand user can't see stand so they pretty much seeing stuff flying
jotaro : *shot himself
_proceed to faint with multiple knife on his body_
Ora...:(
@@SP-el1yv Do you need a hug my dude?
copied
@@lightsabercollector3096 YOUR COMMENT IS ALSO COPIED!
Yes
I love when says "Ora'
Me too
I like the like it’s ORA in the shopping counter
what the worst jojo iw making here
*Ora*
Star Platinum: Look i bring you something new 😁
Jotaro: B A D G H O S T
Bro was bored serving for jotaro
Jotaro: *Died by gunshot*
Also Jotaro: *Died by getting stabbed by knives*
I felt it when he said “Ora” 😔
Edit: NOOO! Get rid of 4 likes, Mister is going to be furious!
Here take 14
take 40
*44*
56
66
jotaro: Well? Did you guys see my evil spirit just now?!
star platinum: evil..? *sad ora noises*
So now we know star platinum range can be 1KM+
Star platinum : "brings foods drinks chairs and toys to jotaro"
Jotaro : "calls star platinum an evil spirit"
*Drink chairs*
0:15 Star Platinum be like "SCAN THE ITEMS FASTER OR I WILL SMASH YOU"
@Der Kämpfer Airsoft nice
This is the funniest thing I have seen in ages,,, I thank you very much for this
No its not funny it's sad
@@lampboat7046 it's funny and sad at the same time
Jotaro: shoots himself in jail
Also jotaro: Dies in Egypt by getting stabbed by multiple knives
"IM NOT A JOJO FAN"
"I CAN HANDLE THIS"
*watches this*
*cries*
*cries*
69 likes. Yw
jojo fan wakes up in you, he calls you to watch this anime
FBI OPEN UP
SOMEONE ISNT A JOJO FAN
FBI: WHO
ME: UR MOM
I’m a jojo fan but
*cries*
Star platinum: I shall take good care of jotaro by getting him food, drinks and entertainment! He shall be forever greatful for me!
Jotaro: there is an evil spirit possessing me!
Star platinum: bruh
@อ็อค โต้ ah yes the floor is made out of floor
I think you mean bORAh.
Lmao
Star platinum: brings jotaro stuff, drinks, weights, foods, books and even stopped a bullet for him
also jotaro: theres this evil spirit behind me
Star platinum gets called evil: "Sad ora ora"
ua-cam.com/video/eovJTMvGmc8/v-deo.html here try it ok bro(i just feel really bad for this youtuber)😁
I watched this while searching yesterday and proceeded to get it recommended today.
Jojo:*died
Star platinum:*cry*
Me:wow this traumatic
it’s not jojo, it’s jotaro kujo
@@vinograd.mapping
JO-taro ku-JO
Come on Speedy, you should know this
@@buttmonster9756 he's fake
Even speedwagon is confused
Star triste :(
Taco momento
@@rf.X3 what is you problem
ladies and gentlemen we got a taco momento
@@rf.X3 BRAZILIAN MEMENTO
@@rf.X3 School Shooting Moment
It's kinda sad, yet funny. Just look how star platinum talks to everyone and every time he's walking
"Ora! Ora ora!"
Jonathan cannot rest in peace
0:14 I never laughed at any part as hard as this
0:11 I like how you put Kira and Kakyoin in the mall
Another version of the translation:
*"Man, Jotaro is gonna be so happy when I come home, I even bought doritos."*
*"Can I pay by ora card ma'am?"*
**Gun shot**
*"What the heck was that, I gotta go home to see if jotaro is okay."*
*"Wait.."*
*"JOTAROOOO NOOO!!!!"*
Ora card lol
The way he says ora♥️
*Platinum card
That's just depressing
😥
Kakyoin is chilling there watching Kira get handmade products.
Jotaro: *shoots himself inside prison*
also Jotaro after shooting himself: *has knives inside him and is lying on the sidewalk*
🗿
Is that logic?
That is why its called jojo bizzare adventure
The gun sent him flying
The officers stabbed him and left him on the sidewalk.
*this is where the real gamers cry.* - a wise man
Indeed *cri*
jotaro: *shoot self*
DIO: eazy win
Nice profile pic
@@gabrielsaraiva4437 thx
Dio be like: git gud scrub
Star platinum: saves jotaro.
Jotaro: E v i l S p i r i t
When my crush says yes
But then I hear my alarm clock and wake up
Me: 0:24
Its a dreaM
Imagine if Jotaro stuck the gun to his head instead of leaving a little space for the gun
oh god who are u who are intellegent in the ways of science
bro:))))
Star platinum: IMA Buy this Food for Feed JOTARO
Gunshot
NO NO
If star platinum died JOTARO died to
If JOTARO died Star platinum died to
this is paradocs
@@woodguyy therefore the evil spirit became free from a Japanese teenage boy's body
@@ayamPENYETZ ey what
@@woodguyy that means no paradox here
@@ayamPENYETZ bruh
Jotaro never talk to star platinum in the entire series..
white snake: has a stand that can be piloted from far away.
star platinum: so its the same type of stand as star platinum..
Jotaro says that not star platinum
@@eskeleesmele4500 shut up its a joke lmao
I can't stop repeating this video
It's too cute to handle
yes
Star Platinum:*shoping*ora ora ora
Star Platinum:*hears shot*ora?
Star Platinum:*saw jotaro die*ora?
Star Platinum:*sad ora noises*
Edit : how many likes we get?
18
40
50
57
2k
Oh I get it, he was in the store and jotaro shot himself and didn't have star platinum with him, so then when he came back he noticed him dead and started sad ora noises
I like where the part when he says “ora”
Ty its made my quarantine days
yes
Haha i time traveled 7 month into the future
Jotaro: *shoots himself*
Star platinum: Gose Shopping
This was before Jotaro shot himself
*goes
Kondo wond
T
I see Kakyoin shoplifting and Kira pissing on the bottom shelf.
He shot himself so hard knives appeared in him
Fun fact: He is actually laughing
Lol
Dark
My mom is a stand user now since she saw star platinum
Why is there me?
No she confused because she saw flying bag
Jotaro: This Evil spirit brings me toys, books, and food, but not drinks. So I’m dehydrated and stuck with an evil spirit.
Jotaro: Calls Star Platinum A Evil Spirit
Star Platinum Just Trying To Keep Jotaro Happy:
I felt Star Platinum's cry, A stand cry
"I may be platinum happy
But I'm becoming platinum sad
My platinum tears are running out
Why am I so discontent?"
_-Tsukihi Araragi (aka: the girl who saw his brother happily pushing Karen-chan onto the bed while brushing her teeth)_
Sad Platinum: Wants to go to heaven
Jotaro is so cool that he could shoot himself with knives)))