I have a feeling that if the monsters from monsters inc walked into his room as a child, they would have had enough scream to power the city for a week.
well you see, being in the 9500+ club online, for tracks like ghost town, and bowsers castle, you really needed manuel with the remote. and it’s really simple
What people don’t know is that this is Mario kart Wii and in MK Wii there’s two different types of turning options: Automatic- Self explanatory And Manual- where you turn slower but gain the ability to drift which could lead to a speed boost depending on how long you held that drift. With that said, people including poof himself doesn’t notice he’s playing on manual
Well actually... Rainbow road in mirror mode: hey couisinwhat are you up to Rainbow road: proving in the hardest track Rainbow road in mirror mode: oh cool mind if I try Rainbow road: sure Rainbow road in mirror mode: that was easy
in my own opinion, I hate Wario's Gold Mine because it is so god damn hard to navigate. Where as Mario Kart 8 fixed that where you actually want to hit the minecarts because it gives you a boost instead of sending you into space and back.
9:56 amazing, he used the pipe bounce. Very difficult move to do, only a handful of speedrunners have been able to even dream of using it. This is perfection personified.
JadGas the only way you can say somethin like this, is that you never played a single Wii game. I remember constantly raging at these games, cause they were just unfair :D
Diane Lee first! calm down. Second, I was just stating that it triggerd me. I know of course he hasn't played it in a long time so you don't need to come at me like that. He also does know how to drift he just doesn't do it most of the game.
@@nikoflow_fm9541 Troy is really entertaining though and the other players are just so quiet and say nothing it's boring to watch. I'd prefer to watch this guy over the pro players because hes actually funny
@@barackwashington7588 where the hell are you watching? lol go on twitch some people there are leagues better to watch than troy IMO. although there are a lot of streams without mic and such.
Memories of using a bullet bill on Rainbow road to go from 12th to 12th
Ayyyyy! I've been there. It's frustrating
11:22-When You Spent 2 Hours On Your IXL Math Homework And You Can't Figure Out What The Answer Is After 30 "Sorry,incorrect..."'s.
@@jamesslepak3308 Cant relate but I know that it can be frustrating because I've used IXL
@Evelyn Delorie who TF didn't?
James Slepak wow ur really dumb not smart stupid bro that’s caringe belro
"it is easily the hardest map in the history of history"
*looks at rainbow road nervously*
noomi copied comment 🤦♂️
@@bpolman4806 oh what i didnt know, im sorry
*looks at yoshi circuit nervously*
on mariokart tour that map has me fuming
noomi *looks at wario’s gold mine nervously*
Rainbow road is hellish!
ur channel is a hidden gem that hopefully ain’t hidden for long
FutureGaming watch his sub count each day he’s growing so fast
I know right I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time omg and May I request Minecraft for the next video
FutureGaming.......found his channel yesterday and I subd today
Zachary Widdes........I hope he grows to the millions
@@quikenh5150 i hope he grows more than that because he is such a good channel and the funniest i have ever seen
I have a feeling that if the monsters from monsters inc walked into his room as a child, they would have had enough scream to power the city for a week.
Lmao
Uhhh I think they moved on to the Laugh Floor so they would need him cackling like frickin’ Joker
Best comment yet 🤣
A week? They’d prolly have enough power for a whole 10 years!
Not 10 years, 10 centuries!
*uses manual drift on the wiimote*
Mario Kart Wii: im about to end this whole man’s career
Manual is better than automatic though
Pfft... I can easily use manual on thw wii remote. OG's use manual
Jacob the Kit-Kat I find automatic hard af
well you see, being in the 9500+ club online, for tracks like ghost town, and bowsers castle, you really needed manuel with the remote. and it’s really simple
Imagine using automatic
"I have my Wii remote wheel ready"
That was your first mistake
the wii wheel got me gold in all and wins online
Wii wheel is best wheel
It's all about the nunchucks
Don’t even need the wheel
yea the wheel is bad.....what would happen if you used it with wii motion plus though.......
Don't think he realises his turning sucks because he's in manual and not drifting.....
He's playing like crap on purpose
pfft. No he's just shit, but it's funny.
Idk if he’s trolling or if he doesn’t actually know how to use manual, but if it’s the latter then..... well good luck to him
Heath Shepherd and he’s on motion turn and not using the d-pad
@@heyjoji1954 how do you even use the dpad for turning?
8:53 he became Mario for a sec
Fire comment
LoL
KMFAO
He raged so hard he literally just transformed into Mario LMAO
where
If Abby was racing, you would be rear ending her
Dreadnought EU lmao
So true
Lmao
Or t-boning her
Dreadnought EU Lmfaoooooo
I’ve never seen a grown man struggle so much at MARIO Kart.
It gets worst when you realize...
he is playing 50cc...
Iron Chimp Dang!
This shit is easy he’s just using a unresponsive Wii remote unless he’s this bad
@@ironchimp9316 150 but ok buddy
Iron Chimp
He's playing in 150cc
This was painful to watch especially for the experienced players
Agreed.
Agreed indeed
Agreed indeed, indeed.
Agreed indeed, indeed, indeed.
Then why did you watch it? Smh
"HOW DID I GO FROM 1ST TO 8TH"
Welcome to Mario Kart Wii
That is exactly what I was thinking when I heard him say that.
yep the mario kart that HATES YOU but when you win you insult it and it feels so good to beat the s**t out of it
And 8
Honestly multiplayer is the real thing you fo from first place the whole race to damn twelve
Wrong,it's 1st to se8th.
“This cart has the handling of the titanic”
-proofesure
Alex Gore I laughed so hard at that
Poofesure*
That's dark af
That was so fucked up yet so funny 😂
proofesure? what did he prove
Poof: Uses Manual
Also Poof: WHY CANT I TURN?!?!
Xcript exactly it’s like he doesn’t know he can drift in both directions lmao
Poof: *barely drifts*
Also Poof: "WHY CANT I MAKE THESE TIGHT TURNS?"
☠️
Poof: Uses manual
Also Poof: Uses Wii Steering Wheel
_Also_ Poof: Barely drifts
*Also* Poof: "WHY CAN'T I MAKE TIGHT TURNS"
Xcript Poof: uses an outside drifting cart
Also Poof: WHY CANT I DO THESE TIGHT TURNS
i was lowkey gettin kinda mad that he wasn’t drifting every time like that’s all i do when i play mario kart.
I was thinking that the whole time. Cringe comp lol.
His controller kinda sucks.
Drifting doesn’t work not gonna lie just makes you slow
Lmao same
What people don’t know is that this is Mario kart Wii and in MK Wii there’s two different types of turning options: Automatic- Self explanatory
And Manual- where you turn slower but gain the ability to drift which could lead to a speed boost depending on how long you held that drift. With that said, people including poof himself doesn’t notice he’s playing on manual
6:50 “AAAHHH, HOW DO YOU HIT ME WITH A GREEN SHELL THERE!?!?!
“AIMBOT!!!!”
LMAO
The CPUs actually have aim assist on, they target you most of the time
@@baronbrrrrett players also have aim assist w/ green shells but ok
“It’s like I’m driving the titanic on land”😂😂
How do people just pull this stuff straight from their head?
Isabelle idk I think he just has that talent lmao
Because manual drift
I do automatic l dry bower my bother beat me
Correction:
Poofesure said “This thing has the handling like the titanic”
Poofesure:“This is the hardest map”
Rainbow Road: Hold my beer
Nah warios gold mine used to be harder cuz the ai know how to drive it. And then I got good
Ring Eyes i despised the ghost map ever since i was a young child and i still have a grudge
MilknCoffee I hated it until I learned how to drift
Well actually...
Rainbow road in mirror mode: hey couisinwhat are you up to
Rainbow road: proving in the hardest track
Rainbow road in mirror mode: oh cool mind if I try
Rainbow road: sure
Rainbow road in mirror mode: that was easy
Nah, Moonview Highway used to annoy the hell out of me as a child.
The amount of times he couldn't turn
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laureng4385 11:10-"I'm Gonna Pick The Titanic As My Go-Kart Next Time,because that b*tch turns quicker!"
PooFesure 2019
hate to break it to you, buddy, but 👍 doesn’t count as a number...
Ur Mom
aren’t you gay for still having the MaximiliusMus profile picture after like 8 years?
Ur Mom
oh yeah dude, im sure your *non-existent* videos are of so much better quality than mine.
ʟɪʟʟɪᴀɴ: Gacha n’ Shitposts yeah gacha bad lol
6:56 did anyone else notice koopa throw a red shell into the side of the pipe then run into the same spot where he threw it 😂
🤣
Omg i didn’t knew that xdddd
Oh shit 😂😂😂
Yep
Im a veteran, and this hurts to watch
Edit: Glad to see I’m not the only one lol
I know right!?
felt that this game EZPZ
geez i was constantly first place back then and kept getting a rank E
Theonewhocannotbenamed - The rank is based on the number of items you hit players with, and how many you avoid
I had all the golden trophies back then... And I was just 10 - 11
"HAHAHA, HE DESERVED THAT!"
"NOOOO!! I DIDN'T DESERVE THAT!"
"NO, I DIDN'T DESERVE THAT EITHER!"
"I DIDN'T DESERVE THAT!!!"
I'M DEAD😂😂😂😂
That same thing happened to me
Classic mario kart wii!
*2008 MKW flashbacks*
Explains how much my life likes me (not at all.)
@@justanenderman9668 same
“This thing has the handling of the TITANIC!”
😂😂😂
b2t4dragon if he said that in sherbet land it would be funnier
@@peter_griffin_thanos5363
11:09
Well, this kinda counts.
@Danielle Smith
Damn, who hurt you?
@Danielle Smith
I'm guessing it's that time of the Month again.
@Danielle Smith
Seriously bro, who the hell hurt you?
7:55 poofesure: *insults Diddy*
Diddy: "So you have chosen... *death.* "
Chris Moore He’s lucky he’s not racing me right now.
One of my favourite Poofesure Moments
"This is the hardest map in the history of history"
Rainbow Road: Am I a joke to you??
A L C-D thats easy
I was looking for this comment
in my own opinion, I hate Wario's Gold Mine because it is so god damn hard to navigate. Where as Mario Kart 8 fixed that where you actually want to hit the minecarts because it gives you a boost instead of sending you into space and back.
Me:
Rainbow road ain't got shit on my autistic brain.
*N O. T R A C K. I S H A R D.*
I'm actually really good at rainbow road. It's wario's gold mine I hate with a passion.
“Let’s play battle it shouldn’t be any worse”
Ahh my poor sweet boy.
Dante -Green I mean, it’s not
I just randomly found your vids and now I'm addicted 😂😂.
TheKman1014 same
Same
Same
Same
Same
6:18 the laugh is perfectly timed
Got me rolling 💀
@kayz9*WARIO!!!*
Poofesure: This map is the hardest map
Rainbow road: AM I A JOKE TO YOU
@Synth Tree what Cc did you use?
Yes
I usually usey small mii with the bullet bike
Snes mario circuit 3: Am I a joke to you
Rainbow Road has always been my favorite track. I’ve never had a problem with it
“I DIDNT DESERVE THAT”
“I DIDNT DESERVE THAT”
“I DIDNT DESERVE THAT”
I’m weak
Edit: I just noticed this got a thousand likes what
7:55
hi weak, i'm dad!
@@notyouraverageskittelz696 Hi dad, I'm mom!
That fucking killed me
oh my god i was the 1 thousandth like and ive never been more proud
Poofesure: Choses manual
Also poofesure: WHY AM I NOT TURNING
mennekekinker 356 underrated comment
Sasha Alonzo he’s playing 50cc
Who the hell uses automatic anyway?
@JoeBro915 Wrong mode, this is 150cc dude.
“GOOOOO GO MARIO”
mario: ⬅️⬅️➡️
There is no self respecting person that actually picks Mario in Mario kart
lmao true
@@technounionrepresentative4274 😐
@@jadetealaaron2003 well he is
@@technounionrepresentative4274 😐
turkey fluff 🤨...
I don’t get how you’re not demonetized yet 😂
All your videos make me laugh keep up the good work 👍
He is so underrated that UA-cam doesn’t even notice him
Nintendo would be taking all of his money.
“7th isnt too bad”
Bruh...
If it's not first it's last
Wtf I typed that before watching the full video then I hear him say somewhat close to what I said lololol
Maybe On wiimmfi when your in a room with 9000+VR players
If your character cries at the end, you know its bad
9:21 really got me rolling on the floor 😭
"WHO FUCKING PASSED ME!?
FUCKING KING BOO!!!?"
@@PolarEclipse11 “YOU’RE ALL PIECES OF SHIT”
I GOT *fOuRtH!”*
(4th)
I randomly found this channel and I’m really glad I did my chest hurts from laughing so much!
Same
Same
I’ve just discovered this channel yesterday and very first video I watched had me crying
Same about a week ago he’s halirous
I just discovered it about an hour ago and I'm laughing my ass off XD
He is driving like how my dad drove the night he got his 3rd dui
a very sad cat 🤐🤐🤐
I've never seen anyone this bad at Mario kart up until now 😂
You'd fuckin die watching 10 year old me play with the wii wheel lmao
I used to get last every time no matter what
@@juliuskingsley4434 I probably would I'd be getting pissed 😂
@@redeyesdrgn I can't believe that there's no way 😂
@@Kessekom dashies amazing compared to poofesure 😂
9:31 me going through my yearbook
"He deserved that"
2 seconds later *hit by everything
"No I didnt deserve that"
That karma tho
When you are supposed to be studying for a test tomorrow
Alright this is getting reported for spying me
how did you know that...
Shut up and mind your own business
ME
Lmao
Poof: doesn’t do something with other miis.
Abby: *sad noises*
Teddy Engbrecht what does that mean
YTSBL PS LUKE UK If you watched a few of his Wii Sports Resort vids, you would totally understand.
Teddy Engbrecht I do I just didn’t get the memo at first but now I know what u mean
8:15 my new game game over sound effect
Poof: Uploads a Mario Kart vid
Elisa: *Am I a joke to you?*
Very true
Best thing I’ve seen today
elisa isn’t a joke, she’s a nobody
ELISAAAAAAA! GO AWAY! I HATE YOOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!!
Isn't Eliza the hot mi that beat him a lot in Wii party
I also like how he’s using one of the worst cars in the game🤣
Its not THAT bad haha
Yeah, yoshi bike is best
@@thediesel1241 It sadly is
@@kjdubs5877 There is a Yoshi Bike in MK Wii? Well, it probably is outside drift then, so it's bad
@@foxthebox5113 haven't heard of that bike. Only viable bikes are bowser, mach and bullet
You’re to scared to play me in Wii Sports so you switched to Mariokart
Matt from Wii Sports with 10000 subscribers You aren’t the real Matt...
I ,love he just predicted that he has 100000 subs
Btw ryan you,ll beat somebody one day
FAKE
Matt from Wii Sports with 10000 subscribers in
FAKE MATT BIATCH
Here after he placed first place in all the cups. How time flies…
7:48-8:18
The most beautiful instant karma you will ever see.
Edit: Woah thanks for the likes everyone!
😂😂😂 karma at its finest
the laugh because he was in first and avoided the bomb...then bang.
Lmao he got Mario karted
@@𰽱𰽱𰽱𰽱𰽱𰽱𰽱 he went from 1st to 7th. That is being Mario karted although there are worse iterations than that
It's literally Mario Kart 200cc in a nutshell.
7:54 was when karma unfolded in front of our eyes
7:49-PooFesure 2019
7:57-8:10: Mario Kart in a nutshell
hahahahahah
Basically
Basically MK8
@@fortress_brawlr nah, entire series in general.
Welcome to Mario Kart!
11:03
*just like the bowling*
10 seconds in “this thing has the handling of the titanic” I’m dead
Then the part at 0:55
5:05
"It is easily the hardest map in the history of history"
me: *laughs in rainvbow road*
Me: laughs in moon view highway
Me: laughs in bowsers castle
rainbow road isn't even that hard, you just need a high level of intelligence in order to beat it.
Laughs in grumble volcano
Laughs in _Sherbert land_
9:56 amazing, he used the pipe bounce. Very difficult move to do, only a handful of speedrunners have been able to even dream of using it. This is perfection personified.
This is going to revolutionise gaming as we know it
Poof: This is the hardest map in the history of history
Rainbow road: Haha, how cute
Mirror cup rainbow road 150cc: amateur
"I'm going to pick the Titanic, as that turns quicker." lol
Yess haha that was the funniest part
Wii vs Poofesure
Name a bigger rivalry
Chabot Norris poof vs Elisa
FecalFlipper Games and More name a poofesure ship
The real question is what would you do for a Klondike bar
Lakers vs Clippers
Sahara vs. Concorp
Poofesure: “WHY WONT YOU TURN??!!!???”
Me: cuz you’re using manual and *ARENT USING IT RIGHT*
So true
Ye it was pissing me off the whole video
I think he just goes incompetent when it comes to wii games
Or he can just use automatic
This is why people watch him cause he’s dumb in a good way. :)
9:55 poofesure practicing for Wario's Gold Mine glitch?! 👀
11:03 when you’re already late to be somewhere and your mom takes a wrong turn
Pitkin18 Then your mum has a go at you for shouting even though it wasn’t your fault
This is my favourite comment
8:11 Poofesure: I'm gonna frick the finish line!
imagine yelling at your mom couldn’t be me
@@noobisthetube7669 imagine not getting the joke, couldn’t be me
*You deserved to lose because nobody chooses Mario in MK games*
I do every time
@@yohanismannegerew8374 Pick someone else,try out new characters😀
I do, it's called *Mario* Kart for a reason
@@user-mx9qf1re4w I would try to but the other characters just dont suit me very well, im afraid
It's actually not a bad choice cus everyone pick Funky Kong, even though he is the best with stats...
0:52 had me laughing so hard idk why lmao
I’ve been thinking for like 5 minutes what does it mean? I swear I’m not like 10 btw
@@knoxissupercute are you 10 and a half?
LITERALLY SAME
3:27
"Dildo Bird"
My stomach hurts from laughter
Player: "Who even needs instruction manuals?"
Also player:
I’m glad this guy was in my recommended
8:13 sums up my luck (I don’t have any)
poofesure, the only man in existence to rage at wii games
JadGas I get so mad at new super Mario bros and sometimes this game
@@slimjiml7510 even worse was super Mario galaxy. God that game got me pissed
Me: Backs away
When I played this game I raged super hard
JadGas the only way you can say somethin like this, is that you never played a single Wii game.
I remember constantly raging at these games, cause they were just unfair :D
"I'm ready to win some races"
Mario: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
**Playing ghost valley**
_this is probably the most hardest map_
Me: **laughs in rainbow road**
Boneless Pizza rainbow road is easy.
It’s Luigi’s circuit you should be scared of
@@Anamuris PHYSCO!
Nice
DynaZ I’m the best Mario kart wii player play me if you think other wise
DynaZ rainbow road is the worst thing in the world even the government scared of it
6:58 did anyone see koopa troopa slam directly into the pipe😭
IM CRYING 😭😭😭
Poor koopa:(
8:11 he passed toad, and got passed by yoshi, and stayed in 7th place the whole time😹
toad passed he as passed car another Cause
Everything Thrice I thought I was having a stroke until I realized it’s backwards
It hurts me more and more the fact u don't drift on the corners😭
3:40 he does it blind boi
He doesn't do it a lot of the races it's triggering
DarkWolfz Dude a lot of people don’t drift in MK so deal with it. He haven’t play this for a long ass time.
Diane Lee first! calm down. Second, I was just stating that it triggerd me. I know of course he hasn't played it in a long time so you don't need to come at me like that. He also does know how to drift he just doesn't do it most of the game.
DarkWolfz ...I am calm. :/ And ok I understand now. Probably just for entertainment who knows.
Gets 3 mushrooms
Poofesure: Ah yes, 3 bAnAnAs
13:12
I understand Poof. This is one of the deadly balloons battle maps. I still like playing Mario kart.
8:14 The noise used when you lose a round of Mario Kart
zachary5149
It’s a goat
To all those Mario Kart veterans, I salute you for making it through this video without dying of cringe.
"why we not turning"
I W A S S U M M O N E D
I can't even feel sorry for him, I'm too pissed that he's this stupid 🤦♀️
No drift no problem
hac 1343 Yeah, Mario Kart Wii was my favorite game as a kid too
He sounds like the person in the passenger seat when a new driver is behind the wheel.
10:00 lol me when I’m in 12th on 3rd lap by 600 miles.
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Poofesure: *I DIDN'T DESERVE THAT!!!!*
The game of my childhood...can't wait to watch a grown man scream at it
7:58 mario kart wii 150cc in a nutshell
Jake Carroll 6:10-Getting Banana Peels In Mario Kart in a nutshell
Jake Carroll try mirror mode
“let’s try battle, it can’t be any worse”
literally everyone: oh no
7:54 the definition of Karma 😂
Even Diddy Kong got first place.
Poofesure got karmaed 3 times in a row
@@bigbrainmario1244 No , it was 4 times in a row including the lightning strike
The most legendary moment of Mario Kart Wii
That was my first thought when i saw this🤣
"Tuuuurn!!"
**He says while he has to manually drift**
7:55 the Mario kart experience
Straight-up
😂😂😂😂
That blue shell in mid air was freaking epic
after watching a twd race to 9999vr video, this is painful to watch
After watching Luke TTing DDR for WR, this is painful to watch.
Very Painful.
Rickgamer 1234 Troy isn’t even amazing to begin with but he is leagues above this guy.
Still fun to watch though
@@nikoflow_fm9541 Troy is really entertaining though and the other players are just so quiet and say nothing it's boring to watch. I'd prefer to watch this guy over the pro players because hes actually funny
@@barackwashington7588 where the hell are you watching? lol go on twitch some people there are leagues better to watch than troy IMO. although there are a lot of streams without mic and such.
Here's the problem:
*YOU AREN'T PLAYING AS BEEF BOSS*
*laughs in 100cc special cup*
Luca poopa
@@comfy88338 i thought it was lightning cup o-o
Does anyone fell like automatic is the better option in mario kart??
@@comfy88338 *Laughs in unlocking all expert ghosts*
you’re gonna need that automatic steering if you want to turn quicker😂
Mason Friel Or he could just drift more 😂
Tyler Sprouse it was so funny because he would drift but for some reason only like one time in each race😂
Mason Friel He also doesn’t drift efficiently. He drifts too tight and ends up having too overcorrect or drifts too wide and hits a wall 😂
Tyler Sprouse ikr
😂😂👌👌👌😂👌😂😂😂👌👌👌😂😂👌😂👌👌👌👌😂👌👌👌
Poof: LITERALLY runs directly, head-on into a banana
Also poof: I TOTALLY DID NOT HIT THAT
Imagine how much money poofesure's local gamestop makes from him
Ok
ElectronicDanceGeek 4.50 cash or 6.50 store credit
Vimms lair and USBLoaderGX: awkward monkey puppet
*on ice map* "IM GONNA PICK THE TITANIC NEXT TIME IT HANDELS BETTER THAN YOU"
lmao what a line
Laughs in the handling stat of the Jetsetter
“This thing has the handling of the titanic” gets me each time 😂
Poofesure: "This is the hardest map in history"
Rainbow Road: Am I a joke to you?
True😁
I would love to see Poofesure play the World’s Hardest Game.
We're gonna owe him a new computer
And a new soul
And the bills for his heart attack
Subscribing to his channel should come with a medical fee, not for us, but so that we can help pay his hospital bills
12:13 "Im having fuck with the wall"
8:09 he passes toad at the same EXACT time yoshi passes him so thse position counter never changed. Haven't seen that before
5:05
Poofesure: "This is easily the hardest map in the history of history"
*cries in rainbow road language*
Rr is so ez af cus everyone just falls lol
Everyone has different opinions of what track is hard.
That is so easy for me
rr is prettt easy but i hate moonview highway
@@coriandersucks I do to. Beacuse of those cars😠
I had a choice to pick between poofesure or pewdiepie. I did not regret my decision.
Madflaminduck what if someone chose both?
My profile pic speaks for itself