For real Sals punishments: “sal go ding dong ditch that house” Murrs punishment: “Murr enter this submersible and dive to the titanic…also it’s controlled with an Xbox controller and made of carbon fiber”
People don't realize how incredibly talented Murr is. That Speech he gave was outstanding, the delivery was on spot, you cannot have that comedic effect if you just have someone not good enough to give a speech in front of hundreds of people.
@@litb. Yeah and I also heard, that he's the heart and the brains behind Impractical Jokers. Not surprised at all. He looks like a guy who knows how to get shit done.
I’m sorry but I think that one was fake. I love the Jokers but there’s no way Sal is gonna get into the trunk of a stranger’s car and have no idea where he’s going. That’s just too dangerous. They were all in on that one in my opinion.
@@tonydardi332 oh ya i think that too but lowkey feel his reaction was real?? like i feel like sal at least had to not be actual in on it cuz it was his punishment?? but ya idk u never know
idk if that was really real or not. Idk if he really had his finger in him. 1) if a doctor. probably unethical and possible to lose license. also he did not seem to have the composure of a real doctor. but I could be wrong. Not to mention can MAYBE come out of some form of sexual assault. feeling forced or coerced etc opr at least some may see it that way. even if he was ok with it .lol.
@@OnceShy_TwiceBitten I don't think the whole crew would be watching that closely if it was fake. Also, it seems that is an actual seminar anf so taking a volunteer I don't think is unethical. They probably never get volunteers tho
This one gave me way more respect for Murray / Murr He's a great sport, and that speech had me wheezing from laughing. "The Megabyte will interface with your CHILDREN, AND YOUR CHILDEN'S CHILDREN!" "Thank you, my mother is here to pick me up"
Yea I would definitely say having a catheter put in and taken out multiple times was the worst, it would of been my last day on the show if that was my punishment
I still think one of the funniest skits they've ever done is the one where Q just had to say "NO" to the woman's proposal. To this day it gives me the biggest shit eating grin. That was so messed up.
@@Benji1969 Yes, the other jokers literally said “Q has never met this woman in his life” when she was walking out, so obviously he knows he hasn’t been in a relationship with that woman for 7 years lol. He knew she was just some actress.
I was saying that line for like a week in that voice. lmao. mad funny. my favorite Murr punishment moment even though it wasn't a big punishment. Murr is an amazing public speaker
"So Murray, we got these papers that imply you in war crimes during the war in former Yugoslavia, so we'll need you to go into court and drink this lil bottle"
Omg too funny. I actually know a guy whose grand father is Chinese but both of his parents are Jamaican. His last name is Chinese but he’s 6ft tall black guy, so the first joke made me giggle
The second clip of Murr getting his eyebrows, face, and head shaved (minus the Friar Tuck reversal going on) had me in stitches due to the; “watch your head” sign while going down the stairs into the barber shop 😂
I dont necessarily think its manipulative, but if they do one, they should already know for sure they will say yes and have talked about getting married previously. Everyone just seems to think they need to have a huge show of affection. So many girls think they have to have a promposal now. They want everyone else to see how much the other person "loves them". I think social media has played a big part in it.
@@colatf2 hopefully anyone getting married will have talked about it beforehand and will know the other person wants to marry them. the surprise should be in the where and when
It's lame to do a public proposal to begin with. It should be a private thing between you and your partner. Doing it publicly puts unnecessary pressure on the other person
i love that the guys dont have like 50m subs and just millions upon millions of views, so they can actually keep doing these in public and not having to bring in other people to do it, so for years you just get a great dynamic with a great small bunch of friends. the show is GOLDEN.
I remember on one episode a guy didn’t recognize Q and Sal and ended up explaining the show to them and then Murr and Joe came out and he finally realized who they were and it was sooo funny
They actually gave him 2 exams. They cut out the part where the doctor says something about people always wanting a second opinion, so he has another doctor come up and do the exam again to show the same result...fucking hysterical...
sals punishments "today you have to pet this kitten for 5 minutes" murrs punishments "we have murdered your entire family and you must clean up the crime scene !! good luck xoxo :3"
Murr getting some of the most brutal punishments, meanwhile Sal just has to run around some fake zombie actors to get a key lmao
Sals a germaphobe I think, so zombies in a sewer completely destroys him even if he knows it’s actors
@@GK-bt6fralso he gets scared pretty easily like when he had to walk through a corn-maze
For real
Sals punishments: “sal go ding dong ditch that house”
Murrs punishment: “Murr enter this submersible and dive to the titanic…also it’s controlled with an Xbox controller and made of carbon fiber”
@@ProfShibe😭😭😭
@@ProfShibesal punishments: "go touch some dirt"
Murr punishment: *has to commit a bank robbery*
Murr just has 4 more years until his driver’s license renews
When this was film it was long ago , that was from old episode
@@kingspina1781 it renews in 2026. so yea 4 more years lol.
@@brax6573 no the expiration date changed based on the year. Surprised you didn't know that lmao
You guys actually think he hasn't gotten a new one yet?
@@kingspina1781 yes
You can really tell Q is concerned about the severity of the punishment throughout shaving Murr's eyebrows and that makes it all the more hilarious
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HONESTLY LMAO. But on the other hand... he looks good with the shorter hair and beard. LIKE YUM.
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People don't realize how incredibly talented Murr is. That Speech he gave was outstanding, the delivery was on spot, you cannot have that comedic effect if you just have someone not good enough to give a speech in front of hundreds of people.
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@@rangv733 21:00
Murr is very smart, he has some books published too
@@litb. Yeah and I also heard, that he's the heart and the brains behind Impractical Jokers. Not surprised at all. He looks like a guy who knows how to get shit done.
@@maxm807 He's reading from a script dude
sal genuinely saying “hi, i’m sorry.” when the lady opens the trunk is a severely underrated moment it kills me
I’m sorry but I think that one was fake. I love the Jokers but there’s no way Sal is gonna get into the trunk of a stranger’s car and have no idea where he’s going. That’s just too dangerous. They were all in on that one in my opinion.
@@tonydardi332 it even said it was fake. It was one of their friends driving they won’t let a random in the car
@@tristansantiago1067 I meant that Sal was in on it too. Sorry I should have been more clear.
@@tonydardi332 oh ya i think that too but lowkey feel his reaction was real?? like i feel like sal at least had to not be actual in on it cuz it was his punishment?? but ya idk u never know
Thanks for the timestamp!!!
That prostate exam is the worst punishment yet.
idk man, being forced to skydive or jaden smith horrible too
at least murr knew he was healthy though, the same can't be said for the other punishments
idk if that was really real or not. Idk if he really had his finger in him. 1) if a doctor. probably unethical and possible to lose license. also he did not seem to have the composure of a real doctor. but I could be wrong.
Not to mention can MAYBE come out of some form of sexual assault. feeling forced or coerced etc opr at least some may see it that way. even if he was ok with it .lol.
@@brickowls7886 imagine the awkwardness if they found something during the exam
@@OnceShy_TwiceBitten I don't think the whole crew would be watching that closely if it was fake. Also, it seems that is an actual seminar anf so taking a volunteer I don't think is unethical. They probably never get volunteers tho
Q truly is so charming that he can get away with almost anything. Bury a sex robot, get a date out of it
It's because he's so attractive and funny
YES OMG
wait... Q is attractive? As a dude I had no idea lol@@lillieslab5235
This one gave me way more respect for Murray / Murr
He's a great sport, and that speech had me wheezing from laughing. "The Megabyte will interface with your CHILDREN, AND YOUR CHILDEN'S CHILDREN!"
"Thank you, my mother is here to pick me up"
Whoa! Did you watch the same video as the rest of us??
@@LabiaLicker ya, issa pretty good one
@@LabiaLicker whoa, did you watch the whole thing
That last part got me 🤣🤣🤣
@ZeranZeran my brother in LPC and IJ??!! I love it.
Man, poor Murray he really gets abused by the others
Not at all he's just treated like the little brother of the group. Grow a pair
@@PeacepiperF20 a pair of what
fr he always gets the worst ones
Yea I would definitely say having a catheter put in and taken out multiple times was the worst, it would of been my last day on the show if that was my punishment
He gets the worst punishments and Joe gets the least messed up punishments.
"When you have no eyebrows people don't know what's wrong with you, but they know something ain't right"- John Pinette
Murr takes all those interesting punishments, and his reactions are👌👌👌👌🤣😅
10:55 You have a finger in your ass****. You have a finger in your ass**** on television.
the helium one had me dying 😭
I still think one of the funniest skits they've ever done is the one where Q just had to say "NO"
to the woman's proposal. To this day it gives me the biggest shit eating grin. That was so messed up.
Did Q know the lady was in on the joke?
@@Benji1969 Yes, the other jokers literally said “Q has never met this woman in his life” when she was walking out, so obviously he knows he hasn’t been in a relationship with that woman for 7 years lol. He knew she was just some actress.
@@hypefight8260 ok cool! Lol
“S*it eating grin.” Well that’s a new one. And a disgusting one.
@@genesiscda4847 You never heard that phrase before?
I love when sal laughs so hard that he falls. Lol
You love it when he laughs? Can't blame ya
I spit out my ginger ale at "to become the technology"
I read this the moment that part played
@@cldeeg7 no same
"thank you for your time, my mother is here to pick me up"
I was saying that line for like a week in that voice. lmao. mad funny. my favorite Murr punishment moment even though it wasn't a big punishment. Murr is an amazing public speaker
I’m doing this speech to run for student council this year and nobody can stop me
I love how the guy just casually keeps sitting there when murr turns all the lights out
I wasn't prepared for the hibachi song, I was crying!
Too beautiful 😢
😭😭😭😭😭 for real
boo dee ba doop ba baa🎶
“THE FOOLS AT THE US GOVERNMENT” gets me every time 😂😂😂
I bet that Canadian guy was thinking “man, America is wild.”
America is a different breed, “the crazy ass” whites lmao. I’m white, so everyone clam those titties.
everyone knows y'all wild
It’s Matpat no joke
When Troy Chen walked-in I almost did a spit take lol
Q always looks like he feels guilty whenever they punish murr lol.
man, just the troy chen bit at the beginning had me wheezing from laughter 🤣
"So Murray, we got these papers that imply you in war crimes during the war in former Yugoslavia, so we'll need you to go into court and drink this lil bottle"
Q is the best. The genuine concern for murr 😭
I’m u
@@ProdbyNorthside YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE ME
Like when he was skydiving "GERONIMOOOOO"
@@WilhelmWilder I thought he was him
@@Kevin_A he said I was him 😭
For the prostate exam, I wonder what they would have did if someone else volunteered before Murr lol
That megabyte conference killed me 😂😂😂😂 so rare
2 more years until his liscense expires 😢
Damn..
I WAS JUST ABOUTA COMMENT THAT HAHA 🤣
imagine getting pulled over with that he literally looked different 2 weeks later wish they did something with it 😂
I can literally watch these things all day long and still laugh at the same episodes, love these guys
The prostate exam had me ON THE FLOOR ROLLING 😂😂😂😂😂
Omg too funny. I actually know a guy whose grand father is Chinese but both of his parents are Jamaican. His last name is Chinese but he’s 6ft tall black guy, so the first joke made me giggle
Murray actually had me crying at the podium 😭
The second clip of Murr getting his eyebrows, face, and head shaved (minus the Friar Tuck reversal going on) had me in stitches due to the; “watch your head” sign while going down the stairs into the barber shop 😂
I hate those people who boo if the person doesn't say yes in a public proposal.
Yea if you do a public proposal you put pressure on the other person to say yes, even if they didn’t want to. Pretty manipulative if you ask me
I dont necessarily think its manipulative, but if they do one, they should already know for sure they will say yes and have talked about getting married previously. Everyone just seems to think they need to have a huge show of affection. So many girls think they have to have a promposal now. They want everyone else to see how much the other person "loves them". I think social media has played a big part in it.
Agreed, the proper reaction should be a maniacal laughter.
@@colatf2 hopefully anyone getting married will have talked about it beforehand and will know the other person wants to marry them. the surprise should be in the where and when
It's lame to do a public proposal to begin with. It should be a private thing between you and your partner. Doing it publicly puts unnecessary pressure on the other person
Man that helium and sulfur speech got me crying
I love when they point out how murrs eyebrows are all pencil straight and so finely plucked. It's just so murr lol
I can keep watching these over and over. They never get old!
“Is it cuz of my lips?” LMFAOOO
"I'm F***in hitting home runs today!!!"
Joe's quick wit and shamelessness are why he's the best
the look of pure astonished horror on q's face at 3:14 while murr's eyebrows are getting shaved off kills me
I spat out my coffee when the "Is it because of my lips" line came.
After burying the sex robot Q and ruby lived happily ever after
They are perfect
For the last one, they should have also had Q sing the national anthem after all that to start the game off 😂
Sal's famous line when he gets really scared, "I'm hyperventilatin'" 😭
I absolutely LIVE for Sal falling to the floor,Q randomly picking up a chair, and Joe reminding Murr that he has a finger up there😭😭😭
THE CANADA GUY!!! HE IS SO ADORABLE
I cried tears when murr had his speech eith helium
My dad met Murr irl during work and he told me that Murr is so cool. 😄
Every interaction I've heard about people with Murr is super positive
i love that the guys dont have like 50m subs and just millions upon millions of views, so they can actually keep doing these in public and not having to bring in other people to do it, so for years you just get a great dynamic with a great small bunch of friends. the show is GOLDEN.
I remember on one episode a guy didn’t recognize Q and Sal and ended up explaining the show to them and then Murr and Joe came out and he finally realized who they were and it was sooo funny
@@sxvxnnxhgrxce what does one have to search to find that clip if u dont mind?:)
I can keep watching these over and over. They never get old!. Murr takes all those interesting punishments, and his reactions are.
Omfg the tech speech Murr had to give had me DYING. I was in tears oh my lord
Murrs'' Megabyte conference speech is the absolute best
When sal starting singing i absolutely lost it 😭😭
murray: is to become the technology
me: crying
Lol! The way the gown was bunched up made it look like Murr was a liiiiiiittle bit too “excited” after that prostate exam. Poor guy…
The speech with the gas would have had me dying of laughter if I was there.
That chick was awesome that buried the robot and said yes to a drink.
I love that the majority of the first 20 minutes is Murry just taking a beating
Hahahaha the prostate exam made me laugh so hard I fell on the floor and especially sal he laughed the hardest out of the jokers
Murray always gets the worst punishments! lol
Imagine they found something at the prostate exam 💀
I always wondered where the intro "Prepare for something amazing came from",now I know👨🍳
bro joe is actually one of the smartest people alive for coming up with ways to make things funnier
How have I never seen the voice changing speech before?!😂😂😂 That was great.
They actually gave him a prostate exam.
Tf u think they did stroked his ass?
@@bobciesla262 maybe pretended to do it? r u slow?
@@paradice9920 nah , they do the real shii that’s why we love em
Yeah lol that’s probably the only punishment on the show that I don’t like
They actually gave him 2 exams. They cut out the part where the doctor says something about people always wanting a second opinion, so he has another doctor come up and do the exam again to show the same result...fucking hysterical...
I love how they thought the bucket he stood in would catch the water they dumped on his head...
I love Troy's "Yea"
Why did I think he was using a real bat right away😂
In all honesty I think they went a little too extreme on Murray’s prostate
😳
What about when Murr got a cath put in?
Sal and Q's Punishments are my favorite, because you can really tell how much they aren't enjoying them
Ruby's a real one. Hope she's doing well.
The uber driver one has me crying 😂 Murr is so funny
Only 2 yrs left until he can renew his driver's license
”dOnT mOvE” best actress ever
That sulphur and helium shyt was lit asf
Murrs punishments are hilariously savage
Sal was told to sing a Japanese song
Proceeds to sing a Mongolian folk lore song which devolves into being the scatman
*"Oh, Troy's the giveaway?"*
That's some top notch improvisation!
i just realized where the “prepare for something amazing” came from
sals punishments "today you have to pet this kitten for 5 minutes"
murrs punishments "we have murdered your entire family and you must clean up the crime scene !! good luck xoxo :3"
8:37 "tri-state health seminar"
More like..
"tri-state *pro-state* health seminar"
More like Bore Ragnorak
You left out the funniest part of the prostate exam where the doctor says he likes to get a second opinion and another doctor comes in 😂
What they don't show you during the prostate exam is when the doctor calls another doctor up on stage & says: "I always like to get a second opinion."
You're hitting me with a loaf of bread, ma'am
Their animal counterparts:
Murr: Ferret (obviously)
Sal: Bear
Q: A tabby cat
Joe: A basset hound
Murr's speech and Sal's zombie prank hahahah😭🤣🤣
Imagine if something was seriously wrong with Murr’s prostate and he found out this way
Murr getting hes voice change make me cry laughing
When he said the fools at the US government and his voice got deeper lmao.
Still 3 years until he’s gotta renew his license
4:58 That passerby’s reaction gets me everytime 😂😅
that tech speech one got me giggling out loud 🤣
Only thing missing from the girl proposing Q was that she could have added she was pregnant with his child.
Murr’s old drivers license photo looks like Richard Nixon
2 more years until murr gets his license photo changed
Still 2 more years for his driving licence to expire 😂
Murr has 2 years left
“Dude it’s gonna be along decade” 😂
Watching in 2024, and bro still has 2 years left. GGs 😂
Murrs eyebrows 😂😂I wanted to cry for him lmao
5:26 2 more years