I met Nganga when I visited Collingwood last Halloween. He got massive 2nd degree burns on both his hands when trying to cast our woes into the portal by grabbing a handful of molten plastic. We told him to see a doctor, “No, doctors only cause harm. I will heal in three days, I work in threes. One two three.” was his response
he was cruising around at infiniteone festival a few years back making portals to the waterfall dimension so he could pick everyone magic vegetables and make a soup of infinite youth lmao
This episode was definitely one of the best you've done guy. Adrian is still loopy in my opinion. Ngana is a whole vibe.....he has to be the kindest soul searching man I've seen in all your interviews. He is the human version of the feeling you get after taking acid. Do more trippy stuff like this. It's super funny when you're stoned and randomly stumble on your UA-cam channel.
Got stuck in takaka for a month while backpacking around nz a few years ago, ran out of money and had to take some laboring jobs till i could afford to move on. It's actually worse than it looks in this video, i think i met less than five other normal people the whole time i was there. when i could finally afford to drive back over takaka hill to normality it felt like leaving a parallel dimension, what a wild place
That being said, if you have the ability to just chill and enjoy it without other woes, it can be really great. Gets you away from normal life and its issues, and just lets you really live in the moment. While I couldn't live like that full-time, for a week or so it can be a really great experience.
I’m an Aussie. But I ate scallops in Nelson 45 years ago. They were absolutely beautiful. New Zealand was lovely. And kiwis were very kind to me. God bless New Zealand 🙏
It started off with the 5G conspiracy theory and ended off with Guy transcending to his fifth dimension 😂😂😂😂 this is mint material when your blazed 😂😂😂 “that’s solid gold” as Guy says hahaha
Sitting here back in lockdown... I love this lady she's highly entertaining even though I don't personally agree with everything she says I love the passion.
Sat down to watch NZs finest and looked at the painting (aboriginal fella with his dog) that has looked back at me my whole childhood. Turns out Nanga is Kelvin my step dad’s cousin and that painting along with others of his are on my parents wall....
You should contact Nganga at ngangart. com - aprently if I remember right, the original was stolen a long time ago and he has been looking for it. I don't know if you have the original
Can we get a story on New Zealand today tomorrow? I'm not sure what it could be called maybe New Zealand tomorrow today, today tomorrow New Zealand, tomorrow New Zealand today or today New Zealand tomorrow oh look a 5G tower raiding my brain!! Aaarrggghhh
Oh bro you should've talked to Sue Grey while you were down there, she's a huge proponent for this shit and has her own political party and is a lawyer
How do you know it's safe? In NZ, all the providers were given Huawei gear for free, and then would pay Huawei to maintain the system. 2D, Spark/Skinny and Vodafone all used it. 5g has the same amount of harmful radiation as your WiFi at home, or 4g currently. Plus, if China wanted to spy on us, don't you think they would've already?
I am a Nelson local and have been to Takaka hundreds of times. Its a truly unique and magical place. All of Tasman Bay and Golden Bay are phenomenal, especially the beaches. Kaiteriteri, Awaroa, Totoranui, Anchorage. It's all very good. I've been in Japan for 18 years and plan to come home to the top of the South Island very soon.
I remember meeting a guy like this at a bus stop in Auckland back in the 90s. He was harmless and tripping off his nut at the time, he was convinced I was his son. On second thought, he had it more together than these people.
Guy took a few short clips from a 3 hour interview with the flat Earth one and I really gave it to him for that lol I had a billboard of the main proofs and they didn't show any of that, it's just a joke to most but when people find its true they will be sorry
The term “Kundalini” comes from the Sanskrit word “kundal,” which means “circular.” It also refers to a coiled snake. Hence the confusion. But lets be honest those old Abo dudes in the desert were on a whole other trip and were probably tapping into the same shit the Yogis were
Takaka ! Home of the infamous ultra radical group known as " Aunt Fanny's " As a staunch member of Alf's Imperial Army, I participated in a military expeditionary force, to combat these rebels in their lair, Takaka ! We managed to defeat them in battle, even though they had support from the Jacobite rebels of the MaGillicuddy Serious Party, but they got us drunk afterwards and we left knowing that their menace still existed. I cannot forget the horrendous barrage from their water balloon catapult and have nightmares to this day. No-one leaves Takaka unscathed.
For someone who spends so much time every day researching "things" it's strange they didn't research "Guy Williams" and what he does before agreeing to be interviewed by him.
yeah, I am still waiting for the better signal since my double vaccination:-) I really had hoped I'd be able to contact the Enterprise and use beaming to get to see my parents...lol
Here's the Nuremberg Code.... The voluntary consent of the human subject is absolutely essential. This means that the person involved should have legal capacity to give consent; should be so situated as to be able to exercise free power of choice, without the intervention of any element of force, fraud, deceit, duress, overreaching, or other ulterior form of constraint or coercion; and should have sufficient knowledge and comprehension of the elements of the subject matter involved as to enable him to make an understanding and enlightened decision. This latter element requires that before the acceptance of an affirmative decision by the experimental subject there should be made known to him the nature, duration, and purpose of the experiment; the method and means by which it is to be conducted; all inconveniences and hazards reasonably to be expected; and the effects upon his health or person which may possibly come from his participation in the experiment. The duty and responsibility for ascertaining the quality of the consent rests upon each individual who initiates, directs, or engages in the experiment. It is a personal duty and responsibility which may not be delegated to another with impunity.[13] The experiment should be such as to yield fruitful results for the good of society, unprocurable by other methods or means of study, and not random and unnecessary in nature. The experiment should be so designed and based on the results of animal experimentation and a knowledge of the natural history of the disease or other problem under study that the anticipated results will justify the performance of the experiment. The experiment should be so conducted as to avoid all unnecessary physical and mental suffering and injury. No experiment should be conducted where there is an a priori reason to believe that death or disabling injury will occur; except, perhaps, in those experiments where the experimental physicians also serve as subjects. The degree of risk to be taken should never exceed that determined by the humanitarian importance of the problem to be solved by the experiment. Proper preparations should be made and adequate facilities provided to protect the experimental subject against even remote possibilities of injury, disability, or death. The experiment should be conducted only by scientifically qualified persons. The highest degree of skill and care should be required through all stages of the experiment of those who conduct or engage in the experiment. During the course of the experiment the human subject should be at liberty to bring the experiment to an end if he has reached the physical or mental state where continuation of the experiment seems to him to be impossible. During the course of the experiment the scientist in charge must be prepared to terminate the experiment at any stage, if he has probable cause to believe, in the exercise of the good faith, superior skill and careful judgment required of him that a continuation of the experiment is likely to result in injury, disability, or death to the experimental subject.
The dog thing is kind of true, and a big reason we know how to transplant body parts. With the dog the used a “main dog” then they took the head off another dog and attached it to the “whole dog” so yes it had two working heads. I believe the extra head ate etc too. I can’t remember how long they both lived but then main dog was basically just a blood donor to the new head. The ultimate goal was to transfer a monkey’s head to another, so cut head off number 1 add it to body of number 2. It did live (I imagine in intense pain) for a short while but ultimately failed I believe.
They did transplant a monkeys head onto a headless body of another monkey and when it woke up it screamed in horror and died a few minutes later, it's disgusting and disturbing to watch but that's how scientists learnt how to do transplants for humans. It wasnt a wicked evil plan to torture animals or make super beings it was just experiments designed purely to understand how transplant worked.
As a US citizen, New Zealand Today is the news source I trust.
Whaaa? Lmao
Shocking, it should really be Channel 5
hahahahaha
Trust g its real af
🤣🤣
A 20 minute Guy Williams upload, what a time to be alive
Still only felt like 10!
I'm pretty sure I want to go to NZ just to have beers with Guy Williams now.
i'm in the process right now of fine tuning my whole body to be a didgeridoo
huummmmmmmMMMMMMMmmm
Embrace the didge brother
Listen to Peter Harper & the Mid West Kind, A Fantastic Aussie harmonica player incorporates the Didgeridoo
@@kilburn1313 I will do that mate 👍
@@kilburn1313 marumpi band is a great Aussie band
I met Nganga when I visited Collingwood last Halloween.
He got massive 2nd degree burns on both his hands when trying to cast our woes into the portal by grabbing a handful of molten plastic.
We told him to see a doctor, “No, doctors only cause harm. I will heal in three days, I work in threes. One two three.” was his response
This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever read in my life
HAHAHAHA
he was cruising around at infiniteone festival a few years back making portals to the waterfall dimension so he could pick everyone magic vegetables and make a soup of infinite youth lmao
He is psychotic but he is having a happy trip.
i believe you
Actually she looks way less crazy this round.
but still crazy.
She sounds more crazy though
That being said she seems nice 👍
Never call a person maybe her environment is a little sick-Dave Chapelle
@@aussienation9714 what?
ah, the long-awaited "Guy does mushrooms" episode
Best comment 🤣🤣
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Nganga is defo one of best characters to have appeared from this, kind, caring and a smidge of fun craziness
r u saying hes kind and caring...
"I'm in the process right now of fine tuning my whole body to be a didgeridoo" has got to be one of the funniest sentences ever
Nganga basically is Sassy from the Big Lez Show
Sassy foods
New Clarence Claymore vid up boys on their page.
Wadayatalkinabout
Woah, spot on coxie
underrated comment
This episode was definitely one of the best you've done guy. Adrian is still loopy in my opinion. Ngana is a whole vibe.....he has to be the kindest soul searching man I've seen in all your interviews. He is the human version of the feeling you get after taking acid. Do more trippy stuff like this. It's super funny when you're stoned and randomly stumble on your UA-cam channel.
Ayy bruhh. In the same plane rn😂 stoned af and can't stop laughing 😂
"I can't not use that. It's gold."
- Guy Williams
Got stuck in takaka for a month while backpacking around nz a few years ago, ran out of money and had to take some laboring jobs till i could afford to move on. It's actually worse than it looks in this video, i think i met less than five other normal people the whole time i was there. when i could finally afford to drive back over takaka hill to normality it felt like leaving a parallel dimension, what a wild place
That being said, if you have the ability to just chill and enjoy it without other woes, it can be really great. Gets you away from normal life and its issues, and just lets you really live in the moment. While I couldn't live like that full-time, for a week or so it can be a really great experience.
Definitely sounds like the perfect setting for a "magical mystery tour". I would hang out for a few days. Until the crazy starts to creep in.
been thinking of moving there for awhile as sick of the crazys where i am. is it really that bad?
@@terminallydrunk1900 so have I. They all seem happy, no there’s a novelty,
It's exhausting being a conspiracy theorist.
Scrolling through Facebook constantly and avoiding the ads is such hard work!
Great comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Obviously you're not one so how would you know?
It makes perfect sense to me that Glen is working in the crypto world
I’m an Aussie.
But I ate scallops in Nelson 45 years ago.
They were absolutely beautiful.
New Zealand was lovely.
And kiwis were very kind to me.
God bless New Zealand 🙏
That's actually a really nice story.
The Wallabies are useless
I agree haha
Makes me want to try scallops in Nelson
Godbless Australia also!
Mission accomplished Nganga mate i had a good giggle
I just love this show so much. It's the only thing I can watch over and over again
It started off with the 5G conspiracy theory and ended off with Guy transcending to his fifth dimension 😂😂😂😂 this is mint material when your blazed 😂😂😂 “that’s solid gold” as Guy says hahaha
truuuu, top quality smoking content
New Zealand today is my favourite blazed entertainment lol
Yeah bay 😂
Instead of stopping and having a power nap, I had a power nap and stopped.
Nangga.
Ive met nganga myself at a place called collingwood near Takaka and I can confirm that he is exactly like this
Well yeah if it’s the same guy in the video no shit 😂
"are you saying didgeridoo so much in your life that you need to abbreviate it?" "yeah" "do you have a job?" hahaha this sent me
Next on new zealand today: crazy flat earther lady burns our studio down
This may be your best to date.
Guy: "I been looking for you for a long time".
Nganga: "Yeah......stop looking"
lol
there are flat earthers all around the globe
never sphere ! although they will have to get the ball rolling to beat the curb of nonbeliever's
I see what you did there.
Hur hur. What's really funny about flat earthers is that if the world really was flat, they would argue it was a sphere.
Say what you will about these people, at least they're having a bit of fun.
Only positive things to say!!
"with the promise of a groove on, I HAD to get a move on!" is my new mantra..
I went to see Ngangas cafe with my mates and he invited us to look around his house and all his paintings - it was a strange experience
You're supposed to take LSD with him
This went from 5g to 5 grams of weed
+ 5 LSD Trips × 5 DMT hits 😁
@@mattfalk8493 bruh
5g + 5grams weed x2 = 20 fuccin wacks
even a conspiracy theorist is lovely in New Zealand
It's just the politicians that aren't.
Oh......and the rich Americans that live here.
Well, practically nothing happens down here. So, anything that happens here is just televised cuz it's different.
Except everything she said is true
@@AwakenedAvocado ^LOL. seriously, I bet people laugh at you... a lot.
@thomasneal9291 all the time
I am literally a talking avocado
Sitting here back in lockdown... I love this lady she's highly entertaining even though I don't personally agree with everything she says I love the passion.
Im not even a citizen but Guy Williams is a National Treasure !
We are all citizens of the flat earth
Dam I miss the Acid in NZ. 😁😁
Sat down to watch NZs finest and looked at the painting (aboriginal fella with his dog) that has looked back at me my whole childhood. Turns out Nanga is Kelvin my step dad’s cousin and that painting along with others of his are on my parents wall....
You should contact Nganga at ngangart. com - aprently if I remember right, the original was stolen a long time ago and he has been looking for it. I don't know if you have the original
Turns out my cousin is actually married to my aunty
Finally someone actually trying to bring people together and not freak everyone out.
Even Guy is not THAT good.
"Hey Nganga, I've been looking for you for a long time"
"Yeah, stop looking"
Release all the episodes onto UA-cam for us internationals
This is all the episodes this doesn't air here
Can we get a story on New Zealand today tomorrow? I'm not sure what it could be called maybe New Zealand tomorrow today, today tomorrow New Zealand, tomorrow New Zealand today or today New Zealand tomorrow oh look a 5G tower raiding my brain!! Aaarrggghhh
What the fuck! HOW DO I READ THISSS
New Zealand two days before the day after tomorrow?
Is this how Nangs got their nickname? Nobody loves Nangs more then Nanger
Tenet II : New World Zealand Order
Aotearoa everyday
Oh bro you should've talked to Sue Grey while you were down there, she's a huge proponent for this shit and has her own political party and is a lawyer
She sounds like a real drag.
That awkward silence between the two after that amazing grace performance was pure comedy gold.
Clicked on this as soon as I got the notification. Watching this on a safe 4G phone.
How do you know it's safe? In NZ, all the providers were given Huawei gear for free, and then would pay Huawei to maintain the system. 2D, Spark/Skinny and Vodafone all used it. 5g has the same amount of harmful radiation as your WiFi at home, or 4g currently. Plus, if China wanted to spy on us, don't you think they would've already?
@@obsgr1 they were joking.
@@obsgr1 "5g has the same amount of harmful radiation as your WiFi at home"
TRUE. the both have none. lol.
I have that same sheep sitting on that lady at the starts couch. What the heck is my sheep doing there?!
Was thinking it had been a while since the last NZ Today. Got to say Nganga really can paint from the snippets of his work.
his art is INCREIBLE! especially the UV stuff. Next dimension!
I am a Nelson local and have been to Takaka hundreds of times. Its a truly unique and magical place. All of Tasman Bay and Golden Bay are phenomenal, especially the beaches. Kaiteriteri, Awaroa, Totoranui, Anchorage. It's all very good. I've been in Japan for 18 years and plan to come home to the top of the South Island very soon.
Never argue with stupidity as they will take you down to their level and beat you with experience…
-Twain.
I don't believe in any of these conspiracies. But you can't be a sheep.
@@Oob144 Indeed. it's the sheep that believe in the ridiculous conspiracy theories.
I don't know how or why this video came up, but after watching I had to subscribe. From Aus.✌️💗
Look. This is some of the best content ever created - it's as simple as that.
"You are a rich seam of gold" This is incredible
That high register in Amazing Grace...we're grooving alright 😂
This is easily the best thing ive watched all year
"The church where I lost my virginity"... oohh that's a dark joke.
No... Dark vestibule with a priest with an extremely dark sexual appetite.
How does he manipulate them this good… its brilliant.
if conspiracy theorists were hard to manipulate... they wouldn't BE conspiracy theorists, right?
Once again, random, funny, awkward and cool lol
That was actually a beautiful episode guy💛
So glad nz today has a season 3 coming
Is this a New Zealand tourist board advertisement .
I remember meeting a guy like this at a bus stop in Auckland back in the 90s. He was harmless and tripping off his nut at the time, he was convinced I was his son. On second thought, he had it more together than these people.
She seems alot more relaxed this time. Alot more humor then last time with angry retohric
Guy took a few short clips from a 3 hour interview with the flat Earth one and I really gave it to him for that lol I had a billboard of the main proofs and they didn't show any of that, it's just a joke to most but when people find its true they will be sorry
@@StGammon77 ^ still waiting to be "sorry" the earth is actually spherical. hmm.
Nganga is an absolute legend. I hope to meet him at twisted freq.
I’m watching this on 5G and now I’ve got a sore throat
Petition - Nanga for Prime Minister. Sign here:
@Joey AuGuST hahaha! Snapped! I should stop procrastinating and get back to work. Thanks uso, needed that!
"I had a flu once just to experience it" 😂
The rainbow serpent is an aboriginal Dreamtime story that explains creation of country. I think young nganga might be confused
The term “Kundalini” comes from the Sanskrit word “kundal,” which means “circular.” It also refers to a coiled snake. Hence the confusion.
But lets be honest those old Abo dudes in the desert were on a whole other trip and were probably tapping into the same shit the Yogis were
creation of country, creation of life (babies), still kinda makes sense lol
Sit down Zach boy nganga is a hero you ain't even a skid mark..all my love little one x
Mad doctors in world war 11 trying to a dog head on another dog head and then Guys response FARK!!? 😂😂😂😂
World War eleven
Josef mengele look into him it’s true. He did worse experiments in auschwitz
@@fake_chanel_ haha it’s world war 11 as in 2 lol
@@tarnz7944 It's actually II as in i's not 1's, otherwise that makes it world war eleven, lets hope we never have one of those! :)
@@karena9778 Haha thanks Karen. Noted!!
This was brilliant.
"5G, forget about it, it's got no future, focus on your devine self, 5D love" 13:55 Nangha probably somewhat the smartest of all these conspiracist
I’m in the process right now of fine-tuning my whole body to become a didgeridoo 😂
Takaka ! Home of the infamous ultra radical group known as " Aunt Fanny's " As a staunch member of Alf's Imperial Army, I participated in a military expeditionary force, to combat these rebels in their lair, Takaka ! We managed to defeat them in battle, even though they had support from the Jacobite rebels of the MaGillicuddy Serious Party, but they got us drunk afterwards and we left knowing that their menace still existed. I cannot forget the horrendous barrage from their water balloon catapult and have nightmares to this day. No-one leaves Takaka unscathed.
I've never believed in graverty
One of the best ever episodes. Brilliant.
@fouoii gyhh haha
Nganga might be wall to wall batshit crazy but his art is pretty dope
She got lost in her head last time, she learnt and was well composed through this, respect.
"It is all a big conspiracy" is my favorite quote these type of people use.
For someone who spends so much time every day researching "things" it's strange they didn't research "Guy Williams" and what he does before agreeing to be interviewed by him.
Hi David!
He pays them a grand or two depending on their impact on the episode. It's semi staged
Guy Williams is the NZ equivalent of Jordan Klepper. That's a good thing.
this looks like the best news channel.
subscribed
Some say When the paddock cows see Nangha coming they bring the mushrooms to him.
yeah, I am still waiting for the better signal since my double vaccination:-) I really had hoped I'd be able to contact the Enterprise and use beaming to get to see my parents...lol
ikr ? I'm double-vaxed and can still only get fucking 4G. 😡
That part of the South Island: Whack-a-Doodle County.
The production quality is amazing
And the church where i lost my virginity !!!!!!!!
Nganga has some sweet artwork
Thank heaven ! Finally something that makes sense.
New Zealand today is the ONLY news I watch!! Thanks Guy for keeping us informed!! Churr!
Informed? Seriously?
I'm not here often to reply and talk with you, add me on Google Hangout,austin24zhang@gmail.com
I'll keep in touch over there...
@@Discobox2012 you must be a right wing nut job, because you cannot recognize sarcasm when it's biting you in the butt.
I love shows like this and Nathan For You. It is just so surreal.
Is the reason it took so long to come out cause guy had to actually learn the piano??🤣🤣
Utterly amazing video. Well done! Had me in stitches the whole way.
Here's the Nuremberg Code....
The voluntary consent of the human subject is absolutely essential. This means that the person involved should have legal capacity to give consent; should be so situated as to be able to exercise free power of choice, without the intervention of any element of force, fraud, deceit, duress, overreaching, or other ulterior form of constraint or coercion; and should have sufficient knowledge and comprehension of the elements of the subject matter involved as to enable him to make an understanding and enlightened decision. This latter element requires that before the acceptance of an affirmative decision by the experimental subject there should be made known to him the nature, duration, and purpose of the experiment; the method and means by which it is to be conducted; all inconveniences and hazards reasonably to be expected; and the effects upon his health or person which may possibly come from his participation in the experiment. The duty and responsibility for ascertaining the quality of the consent rests upon each individual who initiates, directs, or engages in the experiment. It is a personal duty and responsibility which may not be delegated to another with impunity.[13]
The experiment should be such as to yield fruitful results for the good of society, unprocurable by other methods or means of study, and not random and unnecessary in nature.
The experiment should be so designed and based on the results of animal experimentation and a knowledge of the natural history of the disease or other problem under study that the anticipated results will justify the performance of the experiment.
The experiment should be so conducted as to avoid all unnecessary physical and mental suffering and injury.
No experiment should be conducted where there is an a priori reason to believe that death or disabling injury will occur; except, perhaps, in those experiments where the experimental physicians also serve as subjects.
The degree of risk to be taken should never exceed that determined by the humanitarian importance of the problem to be solved by the experiment.
Proper preparations should be made and adequate facilities provided to protect the experimental subject against even remote possibilities of injury, disability, or death.
The experiment should be conducted only by scientifically qualified persons. The highest degree of skill and care should be required through all stages of the experiment of those who conduct or engage in the experiment.
During the course of the experiment the human subject should be at liberty to bring the experiment to an end if he has reached the physical or mental state where continuation of the experiment seems to him to be impossible.
During the course of the experiment the scientist in charge must be prepared to terminate the experiment at any stage, if he has probable cause to believe, in the exercise of the good faith, superior skill and careful judgment required of him that a continuation of the experiment is likely to result in injury, disability, or death to the experimental subject.
This is my favorite episode
Takaka is like kiwi Nimbin, hahah nganga loves doing nangs
It's probably more like Mullumbimby, full of 5G nutters and anti-vax morons.
Hahaha omg yes to the nimbin part 😂😂
Doing nangs is what I thought too, it'd explain a lot.
3:21 that “fuck” was amazing
This is the church where I lost my viginity...... that's some funny shit right there.
The dog thing is kind of true, and a big reason we know how to transplant body parts.
With the dog the used a “main dog” then they took the head off another dog and attached it to the “whole dog” so yes it had two working heads. I believe the extra head ate etc too. I can’t remember how long they both lived but then main dog was basically just a blood donor to the new head.
The ultimate goal was to transfer a monkey’s head to another, so cut head off number 1 add it to body of number 2. It did live (I imagine in intense pain) for a short while but ultimately failed I believe.
They did transplant a monkeys head onto a headless body of another monkey and when it woke up it screamed in horror and died a few minutes later, it's disgusting and disturbing to watch but that's how scientists learnt how to do transplants for humans. It wasnt a wicked evil plan to torture animals or make super beings it was just experiments designed purely to understand how transplant worked.
Russian scientists did it. The footage is disgusting
24 days for how long they got one of the double-headed dogs to live. you're going to have big issues with tissue rejection.
She would still be a better source of new than One News =)
2:53 -my mind starts playing "Two headed Dog" by Roky Erickson 😂🤦♂️
The bloody dog heads. Can't trust no one.
New Zealand Today,
The only source where I would trust everything Guy Williams say.
This really is, too well done.
Guy Williams, go speak to my step dad and uncle about this 🤣🤣 pm me let's get in touch 🤣🤣
Nganga sounds like he’s telling us about his massive trip on acid
Most wholesome episode yet. I feel..enlightened, dead ass bru. Feed the rhythm, Feel the ride . . .