Hamilton’s most infamous fast food joint - New Zealand Today S3

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  • @mattycornford
    @mattycornford 2 роки тому +1389

    Sanjay was majestic, and this episode is a classic case of "fact is stranger than fiction". 500% unreal XD

  • @garrysaran1549
    @garrysaran1549 2 роки тому +499

    Holy shit sanjay is a natural comedian his timing is impeccable

  • @davidmead4239
    @davidmead4239 2 роки тому +889

    Grish. Was one the best boss I had. I worked there while I was studying. Unfortunately I had to leave due to family split due to covid and had to help a friend out his Nana passed and my partner and I had to help them out with rent. While I was working there grish and his wife would go out their way to drop the workers off home because they thought it was unsafe to walk home by yourself at night even if it wasn't very far. Or if it was pissing down raining. His wife would work at the back with us. She was very kind. Sometimes the bouncers or the staff from the Lawrence group would get free food from them at the end the night. Because he understood how stressful work late to early morning was.

    • @sapnupuas5086
      @sapnupuas5086 2 роки тому +171

      Now that's 500% compassion

    • @sampeacock3819
      @sampeacock3819 2 роки тому +56

      but was he racist?

    • @oxensoren
      @oxensoren 2 роки тому +67

      I'm going to hazard a guess that you're not Indian

    • @jessemahoney9740
      @jessemahoney9740 2 роки тому +23

      This is 500% wholesome. Sorry your boss was a bit racist tho.

    • @NZealandese
      @NZealandese 2 роки тому +5

      Indians and Asians always be one step ahead of us

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 роки тому +738

    NZT: Single handedly keeping the long, proud tradition of investigative journalism alive.

  • @furiousstylez263
    @furiousstylez263 2 роки тому +295

    Bro Sanjay and guresh are the most Kiwist Indians you could get. Damn their humour had me in stitches and cracking up on top of guys ridiculous and hilarious remarks. This is the best episode so far. Better than the park swings you stole last week. Keep up the solid mahi fullahs. All the best mah Gz.

  • @krupeshdesai
    @krupeshdesai 2 роки тому +379

    Things Sanjay said with a Straight face. 500% Awesome

  • @AKA_Davis
    @AKA_Davis 2 роки тому +432

    Guy has upgraded from his Jono and Ben days and has his own sidekick now

    • @KanyeKetchup
      @KanyeKetchup 2 роки тому

      Jono and Ben was straight shit

    • @n.z.s.l2676
      @n.z.s.l2676 2 роки тому +25

      Tbf Guy was always on another level from the Jono and Bean trash show

    • @NZealandese
      @NZealandese 2 роки тому +2

      @@n.z.s.l2676 I didn't mind jono and ben, one of my favorites was their paradoy of boy(called man)

    • @morganfreeman1507
      @morganfreeman1507 2 роки тому +2

      Jono and Ben sold out

  • @wiremumatenga883
    @wiremumatenga883 2 роки тому +802

    Sanjay is literally the human version of making shit up as it comes along. We need him on future episodes please guy 🤣

  • @jamieminnell7316
    @jamieminnell7316 2 роки тому +407

    Never stop making these. You're a hero and legend for nz

  • @vahalyr
    @vahalyr 2 роки тому +221

    Sanjay is an incredible actor, dentist and Uber driver.

    • @459luker
      @459luker 2 роки тому +3

      who knew you couldn't be an uber driver on a restricted license??!

    • @edwardmaccarthy9164
      @edwardmaccarthy9164 2 роки тому

      500% awesome

    • @JonCombo
      @JonCombo Рік тому +1

      Also Master of Disguise.

    • @andrewhaxton1076
      @andrewhaxton1076 11 місяців тому

      Was almost pope as well

    • @sandinogallese8221
      @sandinogallese8221 5 місяців тому

      And very qualified and hard-working at all of them...

  • @BillPelican
    @BillPelican 2 роки тому +351

    As an Australian, I've never wanted to be a Kiwi more. Best channel on UA-cam - never fails to make me crack up.

    • @sprintershepherd4359
      @sprintershepherd4359 2 роки тому +17

      haha yeah an Aussie here and Guy is one cunny funt . we aussies should steal him as one of our own like heaps of other good Kiwi shit we have stolen
      or like other Kiwis , will get sick of Kiwis and come to Oz and pretend to be Australian

    • @tumekeehoa3121
      @tumekeehoa3121 2 роки тому +11

      @@sprintershepherd4359 You had him for 20 years. Got him addicted to motorcycles and prison sent him back to New Zealand. He's completed his education in Kiwi in humour and it works better on intertube, he's not going back.

    • @fabiandavis9444
      @fabiandavis9444 2 роки тому +8

      It's not just UA-cam this is on network TV here 🤣

    • @gaius_enceladus
      @gaius_enceladus 2 роки тому +3

      @William Pelicanson - NZer here - good on ya mate! Last visited Aussie in 2002 - only went to Sydney. Had a great time!
      Sydney doesn't feel like the huge place that it is when you're pottering around Darling Harbour!
      Loved the trains too - got out to my brother's place in Sutherland in no time!

    • @jurassicchrist
      @jurassicchrist 2 роки тому +2

      Wait till you find out what the wages, rent and petrol are. Its so dire it makes Rove seem... not so bad.

  • @RosalieF1
    @RosalieF1 2 роки тому +196

    I love the way Guy chuckles with his whole body. He rocks and can save NZ one shithole town at a time.

  • @malachidavie5764
    @malachidavie5764 2 роки тому +102

    The “Top pedigree” line is so good 😂

  • @davehammond387
    @davehammond387 2 роки тому +124

    How does Sanjay keep a straight face. The man is hilarious!

    • @urmama54
      @urmama54 2 роки тому +3

      cause he spittin facts fam

  • @aaronbarrettsvisualdiary3600
    @aaronbarrettsvisualdiary3600 2 роки тому +55

    Best and funniest episode yet! Shout out to Guy Williams and the NZT crew for breaking potentially awkward social barriers and bringing NZers together through great comedic journalism. Sunjay should quit his uber/dentist job and become a comedian haha

  • @ThatAussiePingu
    @ThatAussiePingu 2 роки тому +30

    I love New Zealand Today, please never stop making these Guy Williams. This episode was 500% awesome.

  • @ChristopherCraven
    @ChristopherCraven 2 роки тому +131

    That conversation about developing a backstory and wanting to go in undercover, and explaining that he doesn't need to go under cover, is fucking hilarious.
    Dude is bright and funny AF.

  • @j.garcia6206
    @j.garcia6206 2 роки тому +74

    Why hasn't this show picked up more viewers?
    Hands down one of the best things I've seen. Please tell me this is a major hit at least in new Zealand?!

    • @jenniferhayto4341
      @jenniferhayto4341 2 роки тому +37

      definitely has a bit of a cult following. Guy is a legend but new zealand suffers a lot from tall poppy syndrome

    • @mitchellknowles5904
      @mitchellknowles5904 2 роки тому +7

      definetly not enough of a hit, cable television is an L these days :(

    • @KanyeKetchup
      @KanyeKetchup 2 роки тому +2

      People watch shiite Bachelor or that crap with Jeremy Corbett

    • @baabaabaa2293
      @baabaabaa2293 2 роки тому +1

      @@KanyeKetchup We get the Batchelor & the late late show (which shd be on much later!) in Australia too...rather stick rusty barbed wire in me eyes than watch any 'reality' shite.
      We get Wellington paranormal, but wish we got this...lm 500% racist against our journos!

    • @kingjohan1335
      @kingjohan1335 2 роки тому +1

      @@jenniferhayto4341 guy is cringe bro

  • @elijahsimpson8695
    @elijahsimpson8695 2 роки тому +143

    This one was too good 😂 Hands down favourite series at the moment

  • @mdubleyew7924
    @mdubleyew7924 2 роки тому +26

    "How old is the youngest?" Smart man, knows whether or not the mother will be able to work flexible hours.

  • @RunawayKiwi
    @RunawayKiwi 2 роки тому +26

    "Was this a good strategy? I went back to the dipshits on the street to find out!"
    Fucking amazing

  • @tihei9209
    @tihei9209 2 роки тому +63

    Bruh. you gotta keep the undercover dentist, illegal uber driver, give a shout who agrees?

  • @8029x
    @8029x 2 роки тому +63

    Sanjay is an absolute legend

  • @shadycatz85
    @shadycatz85 2 роки тому +91

    My best guess is that it's a caste thing??? So many non Indians just see Indians being "racist" to Indians, and get mega confused, by caste discrimination is actually a big issue in nz. Most Indian business owners here are higher caste, and a small amount either don't hire lower caste Indians, or hire them and commit legal work violations (occasionally you'll see worker exploitation stories in the news and people get confused because both the owners and exploited are indians).

    • @mahipalfiroda6697
      @mahipalfiroda6697 2 роки тому +1

      What are you smoking buddy ?

    • @tomatogirl6530
      @tomatogirl6530 Рік тому

      @@mahipalfiroda6697 wtf are you thinking

    • @dragomilosevic4823
      @dragomilosevic4823 Рік тому

      Indians whole society is based on caste and skin colour... I think the owner is sick of their scams

    • @silentsketcher_97
      @silentsketcher_97 5 місяців тому

      Yeah see it at my current work place. The last eight years Indians and Pakistanis treat Nepalese like slaves, some of the Indians are quite rude to female managers and others only work hard under an Indian/South Asian manager. I also think it’s an age thing too, some of the ones that are in their early thirties are just empty heads when it comes to common sense things.

    • @mozorellastick2583
      @mozorellastick2583 4 місяці тому

      Bro he's not racist that's the point. Maybe he disliked the person as a person not because of his race

  • @TobanSutton
    @TobanSutton 2 роки тому +70

    Sanjay stealing the show... more Sanjay undercover work please!

  • @kunalchand6347
    @kunalchand6347 2 роки тому +79

    Scored a tinny outside of that burger joint once.

    • @beem4180
      @beem4180 2 роки тому +9

      From a Guy with a bucket hat, high vis vest and camo pants? Me too, had stalks and was underweight!

    • @Unknownexplorer666
      @Unknownexplorer666 2 роки тому +1

      Is that all ya can afford on walfare? Dam could of got a fid atleast

    • @NagoyaHouseHead
      @NagoyaHouseHead 2 роки тому +1

      Its always good to toke up bro

    • @8029x
      @8029x 2 роки тому +3

      @@Unknownexplorer666 says the dog who is most definitely on the benefit

    • @Unknownexplorer666
      @Unknownexplorer666 2 роки тому

      @@8029x not sure how ur brain works but normally that would implie that I was not on it or have ever been once... Sorry if your raised on walfare Haha!

  • @ahorrell
    @ahorrell 2 роки тому +18

    Sanjay coming in with Jemaine Clement levels of deadpan kiwi humour

  • @yingle6027
    @yingle6027 2 роки тому +32

    The most mind blowing thing about this is that someone drives a truck simulator in his free time.

    • @edwardmaccarthy9164
      @edwardmaccarthy9164 2 роки тому +4

      "Monotonous Job Simulator" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @leonrive9276
      @leonrive9276 2 роки тому

      At least a truck can go fast. Other people play farm simulators

    • @FireManiac58
      @FireManiac58 4 місяці тому +2

      Old comment but euro truck simulator 2 is elite

    • @dampfoxes
      @dampfoxes 4 місяці тому

      @@FireManiac58Hell yeah brother 🚚

  • @HarmzKR
    @HarmzKR 2 роки тому +18

    4:06 "How the fuck is that a disguise?!"
    "Because I'm more of a league fan than a rugby fan. I support the Warriors" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Prudaeng
    @Prudaeng 2 роки тому +77

    This Girish guy is a legend lol

  • @birdsandthingsbeachandbush1064
    @birdsandthingsbeachandbush1064 2 роки тому +29

    I love this so much, it made my morning. It was better than my left hand.

  • @dampfoxes
    @dampfoxes 4 місяці тому +4

    “Sanjay are you a sexism expert as well?”
    “No, that’s why I find this whole thing a bit tense”
    Sanjay funniest man in nz fr

  • @TheChaoticTaco
    @TheChaoticTaco 2 роки тому +24

    Sanjay was a legend, that deadpan humor hahaha

  • @kruornoctis
    @kruornoctis 2 роки тому +29

    Sanjay is by far the best part of this haha

  • @Sem5626
    @Sem5626 2 роки тому +5

    this is one of the best vids you guys have made, and that's sayin somethin

  • @jamei6725
    @jamei6725 2 роки тому +11

    One of the best episodes, man's doesn't give a shit
    500% going to that restaurant

  • @user-gr9ec6rg8q
    @user-gr9ec6rg8q 2 роки тому +84

    I had dinner there last night and I went to put my card pin in and the transaction just went through and I go “aye do I not have to put in my pin?” And he goes “no I am Indian I just take the money” 🤣🤣 then he offered me to use chargers and to play the music in the store coz It was only me there he was a pretty crack up dude

  • @simontheconner
    @simontheconner 2 роки тому +35

    This should be on TV instead of the absolute rubbish shows we get such as The Block, Mask Singer.

    • @nickelodeon2226
      @nickelodeon2226 2 роки тому +9

      This literally is a tv show??

    • @DinoPimp
      @DinoPimp 2 роки тому

      This would work well in an Eating Media Lunch type show.

    • @jonsmith6982
      @jonsmith6982 8 місяців тому

      but it is tv3 freeview have it on ,new season just been done now .

  • @Labergemusic
    @Labergemusic 2 роки тому +7

    The Euro Truck Simulator 2 curve ball took me BIG TIME LOL

  • @AntR711
    @AntR711 2 роки тому +162

    Who is Sanjay when he's not being the funniest thing ever on NZT?? 😂😂

    • @1NOHERO
      @1NOHERO 2 роки тому +43

      Dentist and Uber driver, take your pick

    • @AntR711
      @AntR711 2 роки тому +3

      @@1NOHERO haha... well played

  • @smokky236
    @smokky236 2 роки тому +26

    Man I love that restaurant owner 😅

  • @meritfocus
    @meritfocus 2 роки тому +8

    One of your best to date. You three were great together.

  • @lancedowdell8459
    @lancedowdell8459 2 роки тому +19

    Sanjay needs to start his own stand up comedy career he is gold

  • @Jack-wc5qj
    @Jack-wc5qj 2 роки тому +5

    "and i planned it to be pretty bad" The casting for that human ranking bit was perfection

  • @sivab4536
    @sivab4536 2 роки тому +25

    bloody Sanjay though, what a champion!

    • @8029x
      @8029x 2 роки тому +1

      absolutely mate, dude is a legend

  • @nycgemini69
    @nycgemini69 2 роки тому +10

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Sanjay carried. Hope this gets the attention it deserves. A+

  • @ERA93
    @ERA93 2 роки тому +62

    OKAY i cant tell if hes doing it on purpose or not but Sanjay has perfect comedic timing he's fuckn hilarious without even trying

  • @neighbourhoodwatch
    @neighbourhoodwatch 2 роки тому +2

    unreal work man... loving the upload frequency

  • @nyrbsamoht
    @nyrbsamoht 2 роки тому +2

    12:08 - does guresh have a twitch or a youtube channel for euro truck sim?

  • @bigredcupproductions
    @bigredcupproductions 2 роки тому +3

    I think this episode may be the best so far, so so well done XD

  • @edgelordcutting
    @edgelordcutting 2 роки тому +7

    "directions don't exists in space" Omg this mans a genius

  • @mrt4937
    @mrt4937 2 роки тому +28

    Girish... You had me at 'I'm 500%' 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also, someone please give Sanjay a network TV show! 😂😂😂 Kirikiriroa represent!!!!!👏👏👏

  • @420Galleon
    @420Galleon 2 роки тому +4

    I'm like 20 seconds into meeting your "undercover" indian guy and am already convinced he should be a permanent co-host.

  • @puneetsinghgill4599
    @puneetsinghgill4599 2 роки тому +4

    That was a good episode man.

  • @nileshrichardjaduram9304
    @nileshrichardjaduram9304 2 роки тому +6

    This made my day... thank you

  • @morganspencer-churchill2136
    @morganspencer-churchill2136 2 роки тому +24

    Girish is an absolute legend.

  • @quadsquadsone762
    @quadsquadsone762 2 роки тому +6

    Sanjay was gold. Love from Australia. Guy is a champion

  • @sylph4721
    @sylph4721 2 роки тому +11

    A Worldwide Franchise was 500% born this Episode in New Zealand today.

    • @Limitr5.7
      @Limitr5.7 2 роки тому +5

      I wanna go there for a burger now

  • @ryanbosher1432
    @ryanbosher1432 2 роки тому +10

    I 500% enjoyed this episode

  • @tobitis1010
    @tobitis1010 2 роки тому +7

    Lost it at 15:35 with Grish’s arrangement 😂😂😂

  • @Vikanuck
    @Vikanuck Рік тому +4

    How have I just discovered this channel?? I’m just binging every video I can right now and laughing my ass off at how hilarious this guy is 😄
    I absolutely love New Zealand humour. Taika Watiti is my favourite director and just person to see in anything right now, I just recently watched What We Do In The Shadows, and have also been binging the TV show since that and loving every single episode lol (I know that’s less NZ, but it’s still directed by Taika, and him and Jemaine, and even Jonathan Brugh make occasional appearances)

  • @currer766
    @currer766 2 роки тому +9

    Loving this comedic duo 🙌🏼 Sanjays poker face is something else 😆

  • @roamingkiwiboy8237
    @roamingkiwiboy8237 2 роки тому +10

    Hamsterdam. H-Tizzle. H-Town. City of the future. The Tron. Don't care what anyone says, Hamiltonians know how good they've got it.. 5 to 10 minutes away from where you need to be or get to. Best party city in New Zealand they just don't boast about it like people from every other NZ City/Town. I see you Katchafire!😎🤣

  • @Alin4005
    @Alin4005 2 роки тому +20

    There is no Indian guy in six sixty and hence Dunedin has no Indians 😂😂😂

  • @Hufferpuff
    @Hufferpuff 2 роки тому +4

    guy is a legend with this reporting

  • @kaitlin-fx2es
    @kaitlin-fx2es 2 роки тому +2

    IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO!!!

  • @joshuamilbecka
    @joshuamilbecka 2 роки тому +3

    Sanjay is a bloody legend. I actually loved this episode.

  • @FnPwnage
    @FnPwnage 2 роки тому +7

    17:53 - Literally spit my coffee out laughing not believing he actually wrote something like that on Google Reviews, I went to Google Reviews and no surprise, there the comment was and its 10 times worse than what Guy let him read.

  • @ConstantThrowing
    @ConstantThrowing 2 роки тому

    Missed this channel so much.

  • @hughiepluto7696
    @hughiepluto7696 2 роки тому +2

    @13:31 who's that in the background?

  • @some_other_guy
    @some_other_guy 2 роки тому +3

    I have missed New Zealand Today. Season 1 is up on certain torrent sites I've heard....would be crazy if seasons 2 and 3 were to pop up as well.

  • @TheMaxwellee
    @TheMaxwellee 2 роки тому +9

    "If they make good burgers" - My man.

  • @chloeew4627
    @chloeew4627 2 роки тому +49

    Hamiltons so progressive. Great in depth series , love it.. Grish is a true kiwi.

  • @malachidavie5764
    @malachidavie5764 2 роки тому +31

    Get up Girish ! Best 3:10am party spot in H Town 🍻

  • @SaucyHex
    @SaucyHex 2 роки тому +3

    I remember randomly seeing reviews a year ago and showed my boss all of them it was insane

  • @darrenrai
    @darrenrai 2 роки тому +2

    That was epic. More please

  • @Barbsxd
    @Barbsxd 2 роки тому +15

    This is comedy gold. 500% thumbs up

  • @bigboy0625
    @bigboy0625 2 роки тому +2

    So glad it's still called "New Zealand Today" and not that other name.

  • @xNEWOx
    @xNEWOx 2 роки тому +12

    Channel 5 and New Zealand today need to collab.

    • @theonelad3028
      @theonelad3028 2 роки тому +2

      That would be the greatest crossover in media history

  • @psychoskin3797
    @psychoskin3797 2 роки тому +3

    Does anyone here remember brucies opposite the sky tower in Auckland? Had that crazy cd on repeat 24/7 😂
    What a place that was

  • @flyboy803
    @flyboy803 2 роки тому +4

    When he said "the elephant in the room", I was expecting an actual elephant

  • @waitahamangi
    @waitahamangi 2 роки тому +2

    🤣🤣 really enjoyed this episode. Thank you Guy and team.

  • @Kiwitastiic
    @Kiwitastiic 2 роки тому +9

    mate this is golden, keep on with the UA-cam uploads 🤣

  • @southsidejdm6170
    @southsidejdm6170 2 роки тому +6

    Best one yet

  • @tomwebbnz
    @tomwebbnz 2 роки тому +1

    Guy, brilliant vid. Just subbed. 500% funny this episode!

  • @lowpolyzoe
    @lowpolyzoe 2 роки тому +20

    Bring Sanjay back he's very funny

  • @TheDarkFalcon
    @TheDarkFalcon 2 роки тому +20

    I mean his staff is 50% Indian, NZ population is 5% Indian, so his "affirmative action" clearly shows he's not racist 😂

  • @manaiia6648
    @manaiia6648 2 роки тому +8

    😂😂😂 this shit is GOLD !! Had me in tears the whole episode lmao .

  • @christopherwall-hayes1955
    @christopherwall-hayes1955 2 роки тому +8

    500% better than the last episode Guy 🔥

  • @danielpitman5140
    @danielpitman5140 2 роки тому +11

    This is the best show available in Australia!

  • @SubBrief
    @SubBrief 2 роки тому +3

    Sanjay is my spirit mate. He can drive me anywhere he wants.

  • @ChitChatPattyCake
    @ChitChatPattyCake 2 роки тому +9

    "The people of Hamilton were unhelpful." no truer words have been spoken.

  • @Vinkabbeats
    @Vinkabbeats 2 роки тому +12

    this is so good man...500 percent

  • @mrsfeminist8666
    @mrsfeminist8666 2 роки тому +4

    “I pulled a sickie today” 💀

  • @manaiia6648
    @manaiia6648 2 роки тому +4

    I love Sanjay, he was so cool calm and fkn hilarious without even trying 😭😭😭

  • @waysb7450
    @waysb7450 2 роки тому +19

    Guresh is a great man! Heart of gold!

  • @jerrydea4u
    @jerrydea4u 2 роки тому +21

    This show just keeps on giving great kiwi content🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🔥🔥🔥💯

  • @willywoo7955
    @willywoo7955 Рік тому

    How tf this channel is so underrated??? 200k subs for this gold ??? Wtf…

  • @abcd1234jason
    @abcd1234jason 2 роки тому +17

    How will it ever beat McGinties?

  • @iceymonster4675
    @iceymonster4675 2 роки тому +3

    New NZT episode? Taking the piss out of Hamilton? I'm in! :D