New Zealand Today - The 2009 Mascot Race Scandal

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  • @JoeShaws
    @JoeShaws 5 років тому +1223

    Guy Williams meeting Harold the Giraffe will forever be the most ambitious New Zealand Crossover of all time.

  • @wUtang9163
    @wUtang9163 5 років тому +929

    Harold’s just there to beat off other mascots

  • @BennjkSyd
    @BennjkSyd 5 років тому +406

    Imagine like having just such a respectful and positive outlook on everything no matter what. Like that dude was just genuinely a really nice guy with nothing but love. What a blessing

  • @aimeemuller6970
    @aimeemuller6970 5 років тому +545

    Collin is he sweetest person ever, honestly just made my night

  • @MRB1157
    @MRB1157 5 років тому +467

    Latex man, what is your strategy for tonight's race?
    *G O H A R D*

    • @nathanpearson8915
      @nathanpearson8915 5 років тому +6

      General Generic that's what Colin said when I asked him his strategy for beating off the other competitors

    • @BlackedBeast
      @BlackedBeast 4 роки тому +1

      General Generic did I see you in a gta voice command video?

  • @cammy522
    @cammy522 5 років тому +314

    Colin is an absolute lad, i wish there were more colins in this world

  • @asdfreii
    @asdfreii 5 років тому +283

    Auckland Rugby will proudly display that trophy, first thing they've won in years

    • @racclng
      @racclng 5 років тому +25

      Literally won the national championship last year

    • @asdfreii
      @asdfreii 5 років тому +7

      @@racclng >thinking the NPC is relevant in 2019

    • @kobemorey8200
      @kobemorey8200 5 років тому

      Leo McKay 😂😂😂 fax

    • @iziizii
      @iziizii 5 років тому +1

      🤣

    • @dianekane378
      @dianekane378 5 років тому

      Hahahaha

  • @deaneembling4875
    @deaneembling4875 5 років тому +429

    Heres an idea let’s replace the news with New Zealand Today.

  • @nickm1896
    @nickm1896 5 років тому +401

    Ellen: “so I heard you grew up in NZ”
    *Harold pops out a black curtain*
    Me: “OMG Ellen you DIDNT”

    • @grahalachl
      @grahalachl 5 років тому +11

      Sorry to tell you this, but Harold is in Aus as well

    • @gowther5446
      @gowther5446 5 років тому +5

      Lachlan Graham not as common in Australian schools

    • @grahalachl
      @grahalachl 5 років тому +6

      @@gowther5446 It started in Aus, so that seems quite strange

    • @gowther5446
      @gowther5446 5 років тому +12

      Lachlan Graham In my 8 years of schooling in Australia I did, I saw him once. While I went to school at a young age in New Zealand, I saw him a lot more.

    • @luker556
      @luker556 5 років тому +5

      We have Harold in England as well

  • @jessielee3548
    @jessielee3548 5 років тому +161

    I genuinely look forward to more NZT episodes, so damn funny

    • @fergusshaw698
      @fergusshaw698 5 років тому +3

      Sorry to disappoint, but it's been cancelled so there's not many left.

    • @fergusshaw698
      @fergusshaw698 5 років тому

      @Edelweiss W yeah, it sucks

  • @liberateyourslack
    @liberateyourslack 5 років тому +30

    The Lollipops Cat was right, some of those mascots were indeed fast as fuck!

  • @williamirvine1693
    @williamirvine1693 5 років тому +101

    Thank god this is the only scandal ever to happen to the Breakers.

  • @mr1ranger
    @mr1ranger 5 років тому +41

    The locker room interviews cracked me up. Great stuff Guy

  • @MMasterr
    @MMasterr 4 роки тому +20

    7:00 has to be the best part. The crew running around Guy trying to stay hidden from the camera

  • @Strife773
    @Strife773 2 роки тому +25

    Is love how harrold was the most PG friendly guy ever but then he kept saying he was beating off the other mascots

  • @adrienkarges
    @adrienkarges 4 роки тому +14

    When Collin thinks about something he isn't excited about for a second and then says "Me cooking" and they both laugh is the most adorable thing in the world lmao. Collin laughing at his own joke which is as nice as he is, and Guy is just laughing because he can't believe how beautiful a person Collin is.

  • @isabellamcclymont
    @isabellamcclymont 3 роки тому +14

    The lollipops cat being interviewed is the best.

  • @isabellehoward9994
    @isabellehoward9994 5 років тому +86

    the lollipops cat girl is a mood. she knew she was gonna be last

    • @chrisgould101
      @chrisgould101 3 роки тому +1

      She sucks so badly in racing

    • @keengan_
      @keengan_ 2 роки тому +4

      I aspire to be like lollipops

  • @tonialston2068
    @tonialston2068 5 років тому +32

    This is actually top tier comedy, don't let them take away your funding!!!!!!

  • @jati_cam
    @jati_cam 5 років тому +22

    "I just beat of the potato" im dying

  • @KeepingItPGonPC
    @KeepingItPGonPC 5 років тому +67

    NZT seriously needs to be picked up by an American or British studio, maybe even Netflix. The humour is just too good and the world must see these episodes.

  • @28BREAK
    @28BREAK 5 років тому +60

    “me cooking”
    guy: AGHGAHAGAHHAGHgahgGAAGAG

  • @chinchi7455
    @chinchi7455 5 років тому +13

    Lollipops cat is a mood😂

  • @heyyouthere4161
    @heyyouthere4161 5 років тому +68

    Bruh I remember when Harold came to my school in a truck and it smelt like toes. 😱

    • @theslimmestshady
      @theslimmestshady 5 років тому +5

      And there were always toenails stuck in the carpet 🤢😂

    • @tamzlockz1545
      @tamzlockz1545 5 років тому

      What school was that @Hey you

    • @heyyouthere4161
      @heyyouthere4161 5 років тому +2

      @@tamzlockz1545 a primary school named porirua school. It was a big truck and we went in there and a puppet harold came out of a small curtain. I forgot what it was about tho lol.

    • @Isdale
      @Isdale 5 років тому

      smelt like lollies when they came to my school

    • @rikaheditz94
      @rikaheditz94 4 роки тому

      BRO if this isn’t true

  • @poonibbler4203
    @poonibbler4203 5 років тому +98

    Guy has a serious following this has been up 5 minutes and igs already got 1.5k veiws

  • @aaronaioli932
    @aaronaioli932 5 років тому +86

    Try meeting Dolan Dark. He probably lives by a pond or something, that's my guess.

    • @sharky9008
      @sharky9008 5 років тому

      yea

    • @necmettinarmutcu3626
      @necmettinarmutcu3626 5 років тому +3

      He lives underwater thats why we never see that duck

    • @divinekoneko
      @divinekoneko 5 років тому +1

      Seems like he would be living in a van down by the river.

  • @snehapatel5070
    @snehapatel5070 5 років тому +16

    10 yrs later, new mystery to solve.
    Why Potato was being mistreated by Guy Williams? 😂🤣

  • @itsanmolhimself3789
    @itsanmolhimself3789 5 років тому +26

    What would we do without Guy

    • @tjmarx
      @tjmarx 5 років тому +3

      Probably beat off a seagull

  • @Geezus_bred
    @Geezus_bred 5 років тому +32

    big rip for the person wearing the potato mascot

  • @josephyoung4609
    @josephyoung4609 5 років тому +43

    That's the same trophy he gave to Mt Albert BBQ noodlehouse? 🤔

  • @cassiawalton6255
    @cassiawalton6255 5 років тому +8

    cannot explain to you how much i love this show

  • @JFLY78
    @JFLY78 5 років тому +30

    lol the cheque says The Mascot Dash for Pride brackets no cash instead of The Mascot Dash for Pride (no cash)...you had one job printing company! 😆

  • @omgwind5217
    @omgwind5217 5 років тому +36

    "everyone deserves love, unless your a potato" damn he's really calling me out this time aye.

  • @nevefaed2154
    @nevefaed2154 5 років тому +5

    This series is the highlight of my life

  • @google_was_my_idea6924
    @google_was_my_idea6924 4 роки тому +3

    i love it how the guy who explained harold just smiled and waved

  • @crazyyesdumbno09
    @crazyyesdumbno09 5 років тому +7

    06:26 "My heart's hurting..."
    The way he said it tho lol I can't, he's too nice!

  • @JessEtheridge
    @JessEtheridge 5 років тому +6

    Love this show! Hope it gets picked up to see another season

  • @samsonmorrell
    @samsonmorrell 5 років тому +8

    The World needs more Colins.

  • @tedsowards
    @tedsowards 5 років тому +16

    I love these. Capital editing. Pay your editor more, he deserves it.

    • @shanit2669
      @shanit2669 5 років тому +3

      6.59 when they do the revolving shot 😂😂😂 genius

  • @Kt.kiwa-
    @Kt.kiwa- 5 років тому +44

    The potato🥔🥔🥔🥔

  • @lFT-il5sz
    @lFT-il5sz 5 років тому +12

    Wtf? Harold literally lives on my street!!!! I’m so dead

  • @mateiardeleanu2001
    @mateiardeleanu2001 5 років тому +8

    man, guy williams' shoe game is always on point. you dont have to flex on us so hard

  • @benevans9695
    @benevans9695 5 років тому +6

    This is the BEST video I have seen in about 4 years.

  • @hamishmckenzie4912
    @hamishmckenzie4912 5 років тому +4

    Lollipops cat had me cracking up

  • @SPWILLY
    @SPWILLY 4 роки тому +4

    "Let's go kick some butt"
    " Because we don't say ass"
    - Harold the giraffe

  • @mattfisher3825
    @mattfisher3825 5 років тому +30

    Harold is a real giraffe, not a dude in a giraffe costume.

  • @Cookedcookery
    @Cookedcookery 3 роки тому +3

    Thank you Colin! You're a great dude!

  • @AnimatedRadio
    @AnimatedRadio 5 років тому +6

    Needed the Barfoot Thompson house lmao

  • @helenaclissold8288
    @helenaclissold8288 5 років тому +2

    idk why but lollipop the cat swearing fucking got me

  • @dp-ud6pz
    @dp-ud6pz 5 років тому +13

    5:24 when no one laughs at your joke

  • @jthomas4309
    @jthomas4309 5 років тому +2

    I'd like to see more from the guy who plays Harold. I love super positive people like him. He reminds me of Mike from American Movie.

  • @fetee3260
    @fetee3260 5 років тому +8

    He had heart
    MY HEART IS HURTING ....
    I almost spat out my toast LMFAO

  • @joshua7734
    @joshua7734 2 роки тому +3

    I had to google it and I can’t believe it… but tax refund frog is a real thing

  • @jackfootemoji9077
    @jackfootemoji9077 5 років тому +3

    Saw Guy in Invercargill tonight, what a fucking legend

  • @thomasbuchanan3559
    @thomasbuchanan3559 5 років тому +3

    This episode was full of bangers

  • @hazzahdiss692
    @hazzahdiss692 5 років тому +7

    "Dad whats that thing on that guys head?"
    "Ask ya mother"

  • @arthurlinkhorn804
    @arthurlinkhorn804 4 роки тому +5

    Never has someone been so enthusiastic to beat other men off while running

  • @nzbuilder
    @nzbuilder 5 років тому +7

    This is sooooo funnny, one of the best one yet!!!! 6:06 haha

  • @jmcgovern3575
    @jmcgovern3575 2 роки тому +2

    7:41 just cracks me up

  • @gazl7356
    @gazl7356 3 роки тому +3

    the guy who is Harold literally sounds like a mascot hahaha

  • @Itsdizi
    @Itsdizi 5 років тому +3

    i just realised on the 2009 video of the run the frog still runs the same in 2019 😂

  • @blue17ful
    @blue17ful 5 років тому +1

    Top notch conversations, guy!

  • @adrienkarges
    @adrienkarges 4 роки тому

    also that bit where the camera is circling around Guy and his crew just keeps running with it trying to get out of frame is a hilariously subtle

  • @Dreadcaptainrobert
    @Dreadcaptainrobert 3 роки тому +6

    There are very few youtube videos that actually make laugh outloud uncontrollably. Thank you for creating this

  • @Sam-cr5wn
    @Sam-cr5wn 5 років тому +17

    What’s up man I’m the frog
    My names manu
    HAHAHA

  • @TeMangaTuiaLtd
    @TeMangaTuiaLtd 9 місяців тому +1

    gotta love the bananas in pyjamas wallpaper

  • @DoomWizard420
    @DoomWizard420 5 років тому +3

    this is wholesome af

  • @bigdickbrutus3363
    @bigdickbrutus3363 5 років тому +1

    Guy always delivering quality content !

  • @user-wickedflower
    @user-wickedflower Рік тому +1

    Pretty sure that penguin has had enough of mascots beating him off 😮

  • @quagapp
    @quagapp 4 роки тому +1

    That bloody Potato was clearly Evil!! This video got me totally riled up. Shocking!

  • @tomw4637
    @tomw4637 4 роки тому +2

    Kidney kids mascot, a big kidney
    ‘Are you taking the piss’
    Making puns without even knowing it

  • @jakevoice1565
    @jakevoice1565 2 роки тому +1

    Hay what's up man I'm the frog...I laughed so hard all through this!!

  • @rollajay5301
    @rollajay5301 5 років тому +4

    Lmaooo guy always outdoes himself every time, come down to Australia and take the piss out of them here lol

  • @louisenicholls682
    @louisenicholls682 4 роки тому +2

    Colin needs a TV show

  • @patrick247two
    @patrick247two 5 років тому +5

    "We don't say arse".

  • @reggieishere2818
    @reggieishere2818 2 роки тому +2

    The poor potato 😂😂😂

  • @KnockOutVidZK0S
    @KnockOutVidZK0S 5 років тому +1

    lollipop cat: the guys are fast as fuck 😂😂

  • @frankcastle6006
    @frankcastle6006 3 роки тому +3

    I think Collin won all our hearts.

  • @Heblo
    @Heblo 5 років тому +7

    Now I want to know who that potato was

  • @joemcpherson4367
    @joemcpherson4367 5 років тому +9

    Jono and Ben use to make fun of guy but now he gets them heaps of subs

  • @baileymaule2582
    @baileymaule2582 3 роки тому +1

    10:21 you can see part of the trophy break off and go flying on the right side

  • @Dirt.carver
    @Dirt.carver 5 років тому +1

    6:58 classic stitch up!

  • @dec0mposing
    @dec0mposing 5 років тому +25

    Was rooting for latex man....

    • @rabidL3M0NS
      @rabidL3M0NS 5 років тому +4

      I mean latex man is technically the only one you can root

  • @gabbidawg
    @gabbidawg 4 роки тому +4

    its been a month wheres the guy william videos man

  • @oliverwilson11
    @oliverwilson11 5 років тому +18

    What is latex man the mascot for and why don't they have a better mascot

    • @sapphirepaaki1347
      @sapphirepaaki1347 5 років тому

      Probs condoms.

    • @wormmerchant7560
      @wormmerchant7560 5 років тому

      Mascot for My Penis

    • @aviendha1154
      @aviendha1154 3 роки тому

      Not a real mascot im pretty sure that was a gag. Given that he was only in that race not the official ones

  • @markgalassini8742
    @markgalassini8742 5 років тому

    Thank the late show with Colbert comment section. I subscribed!

  • @dx2744457
    @dx2744457 5 років тому +3

    10:20 butter fingers XD

  • @postminchoppa
    @postminchoppa 5 років тому +6

    Nz comedy thats actually funny, good job

  • @emptywiz
    @emptywiz 2 роки тому +1

    is it just me or does the lollipops cat sound really cute

  • @RAPTORJESUS360
    @RAPTORJESUS360 3 роки тому +1

    anyone else binging these in 2021?

  • @shademclellan9265
    @shademclellan9265 4 роки тому +2

    Guy.. you are the man 🤣🤣 more NZT for 2020

  • @b3-angel1310
    @b3-angel1310 4 роки тому +1

    4:24 this whole thing had me dead 💀

  • @blackcage9036
    @blackcage9036 5 років тому +2

    I remember when I was at primary school i wanted to see the stars

  • @beazjohnson9865
    @beazjohnson9865 5 років тому +2

    The potatoe was my favourite mascot lol

  • @zipp4everyone263
    @zipp4everyone263 3 місяці тому

    Guy just felt awkward that the Potato looked like him but still had more character ;)

  • @Brutakk
    @Brutakk 5 років тому +5

    Yeah whats up man I'm the Frog

  • @Brdr685
    @Brdr685 2 роки тому

    Oh man when latex man said go hard i was cracking up

  • @waynetaylor121
    @waynetaylor121 5 років тому +1

    Message from ozzy kiwi, KEEP UP THE HUMOR !!!!!

  • @tomhockey1444
    @tomhockey1444 5 років тому

    Heck I lost it at the lollipops playland cat

  • @Gunnercv
    @Gunnercv 5 років тому +3

    Eric the frog 😂😂😂