Ngl I played Yakuza 0 like 2 months after my pet rooster died. His name was Pollo (chicken in spanish. Yes, I'm that creative). I was in tears as soon as a chicken appeared on screen, and even more when Kiryu named it Nugget and decided to keep it.
actually there was a lot of requests for majima or kiryu to be in tekken since negan and noctis was on tekken 7 the director for yakuza said that he doesn't want to see kiryu hitting a women so i guess there's hope for majima to be in tekken 8 that if harada approves
15:51 i zooned out so bad i didn't realize i have been staring at this man for almost 2 or 3 minutes I couldn't stop laughig for another 2 or 3 minutes.
That would make such a good substory for Kiryu. “Raging Thirst” Kiryu walks down an alleyway, which triggers a cutscene. Kiryu sees a water vending machine. He is thirsty. The player gets the option to insert 100¥ into the machine. You get nothing. Kiryu becomes enraged and a “fight” starts where you beat on the vending machine. At the end, Kiryu rips off the front end of the machine, where he not only finds the last water bottle stuck in the machine, but 100,000¥ on the side. I had an idea about continued substories, but this comment would be too long if I did.
Ngl I played Yakuza 0 like 2 months after my pet rooster died. His name was Pollo (chicken in spanish. Yes, I'm that creative). I was in tears as soon as a chicken appeared on screen, and even more when Kiryu named it Nugget and decided to keep it.
r.i.p. pollo
I ate the mother fuckin chicken as soon as it appeared on my screen.
Rip pollo
rip pollo
He is in good place he ascend to code to grant you comfort from beyond the grave
1:24 an alt timeline where Majima gets ordered a to do a hit on someone and actually kills a woman
Is this actually in the game or is it a mod?
@@sonicsynthwave Ye its a mod
@@hoovyaj oh god..
What kind of monster does all those heat actions on Makoto?
I kept watching like, "Ok, maybe this is the last one.... Or this one? Holy shit, he just keeps going!" 😭🤣
Me Bitch
xqc fan
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All of twitter, according to those replies I saw on some of those blind girl art posts.
1:23 parallel universe where majima did the job with no questions
you forgot the part where she tanks 15 hits with a bat without any issues
8:44 HELP WHY DID I IMAGINED SOMETHING ELSE WHEN SAEJIMA SAID "BEAT MY MEAT " THEN SHOWED A PICTURE OF HARUKA 💀💀💀💀💀💀
1:33 Majima and Park's marriage summarized
Majima could go into a fighting since he brutally beat down Makoto. That makes him suitable for a fighting game
actually there was a lot of requests for majima or kiryu to be in tekken since negan and noctis was on tekken 7 the director for yakuza said that he doesn't want to see kiryu hitting a women so i guess there's hope for majima to be in tekken 8 that if harada approves
It took me about 10 seconds to realize Majima wasn't force-feeding Nishitani that bat.
7:12 I love that there isn't even any stance on the song, because all we know after listening is just LALALALA LALALALALALALA LALALALA LALALALALALA
1:33 even for a mod that's really fucked up
Whoever made that mod is just taking too much crack
Half blind man beats up fully blind woman
She deserves it after making me lose on legend countless times because of that escaping part
Alternate story where Majima goes Joker level crazy.
@@TheDocbach I mean... in the English dub mark hamil voiced majima
I was stared at kiryu for 3 minutes... Very traumatizing... 100/10
5:40 the fact that samurai ondo isn't there but something like ring is annoys me unimaginably more than it really should
10:56 not even a Yakuza meme. it's Splinter Cell Conviction with Yakuza music playing over it
1:33 poor Makoto :(
9:27 made my childish ass die from laughter
1:38 Majima when park gets an abortion:
29:40 essence of twerking
The quality of the animation makes it much better
1:23 “Oh, yeah, I’ve actually got a husband now. Had two kids with him too.”
15:51 i zooned out so bad i didn't realize i have been staring at this man for almost 2 or 3 minutes
I couldn't stop laughig for another 2 or 3 minutes.
4:35 OMG KUROHYOU MENTION OH MY GOD WOAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
RYU GA MA!!!
that wahoo punch vending machine with the kiryu noises is the best thing lol
5:40 Please i need this whole meme made as one seperate video
It went from "fuck you im better" to "we all agree this is cool right" back to "fuck yall"
That's basically me during the Baka Mitai popularity era in 2020. I was on team 24 Hour Cinderella and i'm getting tired of that meme so bad.
12:59 3 Minutes of Kiryu Payne
18:15 boss syndrome but yakuza version
1:38
Majima if he didn't know Makoto was blind
the debate from which music in yakuza is better from 5:40 - 4:74 is fucking hilarious. also original?
That Makoto fight was FOUL💀
Bro was torturing a blind girl
9:04 I feel like I should know the name of this specific track
I think it's D2A
@@ziqrifauzi8965 Found it, It's from Yakuza 3. Thanks.
From the very first clip we confirm that Kiryu has never killed anyone.
Majima had enough of Makoto's bullshit.
first vid of the year and i'm giving you the funny yakoozer stuff lol
8:30 now i can tell the same guy who dubbed Saejima is the same as Takamura from Hajime no Ippo
7:41 B-but what about Tatsuya singing Muppet 😢
24:24 which music is that
Lots of lights from 6.
ua-cam.com/video/laRiTqVNMoo/v-deo.html
Yakuza 6 Millenium Tower
I did not need to hear Saejima going UOOOOGGHHHH
9:30 he’s like: fuck you idc
05:23 Poppy Playtime flashbacks....
that 1:45 meme was the best payback of all times
1:13
"Crack"
Kiryu:AUGHHHHH!!!!!!
Sorry I feel bad for makoto
1:22 People in 1920 when the food their wife made was tasting 0.000001 grams of salt different (the wife is ok i think)
29:00 We are the impractical 4
What the dog doing killed me
man i really like this compilations
10:48 what's the name of the track?
rolling eyes fall down the dragon wall from LAD
not the jar...
watching this on a friday
song name at 24:30?
Lots of Lights - Yakuza 6
1:23 Andrew Tate fans taking his advice the wrong way
sonic after
That Minecraft ting was funny.
0:47 I've played through all the. Yakuza games and I've not seen this cutscene in any of the games. In which game can I find this and how?
Yakuza 4 I think
5:18 Uh, I think your game is corrupted.
24:19 😂😂😂😂
That would make such a good substory for Kiryu.
“Raging Thirst”
Kiryu walks down an alleyway, which triggers a cutscene. Kiryu sees a water vending machine. He is thirsty. The player gets the option to insert 100¥ into the machine. You get nothing. Kiryu becomes enraged and a “fight” starts where you beat on the vending machine. At the end, Kiryu rips off the front end of the machine, where he not only finds the last water bottle stuck in the machine, but 100,000¥ on the side.
I had an idea about continued substories, but this comment would be too long if I did.
Anyone know what the song at the very beginning of the video is called? It shows up again at like 8:02
Receive You Tech Arrange
"Receive You ~Tech Trance Arrange~" from Y0
It plays when you unlock Dragon of Dojima style and also plays when you fight with the style.
3:50 A
4:11 music name?
receive and bite you
Receive and bite you - Yakuza 4
10:40 can someone tell me the name of the song in this meme that plays for 1 second?
5:16 fuck the what?
Where shiawase nara ii ya 😢
I know you have a whole list of tracks in your description but what's the name of the song at 28:39 ?
for faith vocal
0:82
Where do I find the yakuza nodding discord server
2:16 may i ask the name of the song please?
Yakuza 0 Reign
@@roseIette thank you
try dont laugh 13:00
What's song name 2:06?
reign yakuza 0
@@Dolarhydes_Funkytown ty
Darude - Sandstorm