Conan Interviews Bread Expert Steven Kaplan | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

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  • @AlaskafishStudios
    @AlaskafishStudios 4 роки тому +3631

    The cheeky smile the professor gives every time he knows his delivery hits is just so wonderful.

    • @Stefanthenautilus
      @Stefanthenautilus 4 роки тому +75

      Masterful trolling.

    • @KyuubiNaruto82
      @KyuubiNaruto82 3 роки тому +11

      @@jesusisgod2953 are you having a stroke?

    • @Link122
      @Link122 3 роки тому +5

      @@jesusisgod2953 Freak.

    • @corgio1260
      @corgio1260 3 роки тому +5

      @@jesusisgod2953 this is not the place for your creepy proselytizing

    • @MinkFickle
      @MinkFickle 3 роки тому +3

      @@jesusisgod2953 god aint real

  • @wakkaconsulting
    @wakkaconsulting 4 роки тому +4300

    We need Jordan and this guy to sit down and discuss the wonders of bread

    • @colinjohnson8106
      @colinjohnson8106 4 роки тому +24

      Waqar Ud-din wonders of bread.
      Nice.

    • @beachcitywya2190
      @beachcitywya2190 4 роки тому +24

      I was thinking the same thing!!!!

    • @mpalma11
      @mpalma11 4 роки тому +9

      You beat me to this comment!

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 4 роки тому +38

      The obvious juxtaposition of this man against Jordan is not coincidental. He is literally the Schlansky of Bread. The tautology and tactile nature of baguettes, give me a break.

    • @Boogers32150
      @Boogers32150 4 роки тому +14

      “What are you doing in the kitchen”
      Schlansky: INHALES

  • @MrZombieZealot
    @MrZombieZealot 4 роки тому +2774

    This professor isn't giving Conan an inch of space. He's matching him the whole time.

    • @paraescucharrap
      @paraescucharrap 4 роки тому +18

      Yes, he is witty as fuck. Very few people match Conan

    • @blayze995
      @blayze995 4 роки тому +184

      Conan tried hard to make bread funny. The professor succeeded effortlessly.

    • @MrZombieZealot
      @MrZombieZealot 4 роки тому +60

      @@alexanderzerka8477 Was just saying I was surprised the professor was handling the comedy of the show so well. He fit right in.

    • @MattKilleen798
      @MattKilleen798 4 роки тому +76

      @@alexanderzerka8477 are you ok buddy?

    • @glassytiger6204
      @glassytiger6204 4 роки тому +30

      @@alexanderzerka8477 You're the type of person I avoid interacting with at social gatherings.

  • @M1GPlutoski
    @M1GPlutoski 3 роки тому +761

    "That is the tautology in which non-believer are locked into!"
    This guy has some legendary lines lmao

    • @Senriam
      @Senriam 2 роки тому +5

      You can tell he’s had to see it before

    • @abzd9828
      @abzd9828 Рік тому +9

      I am just gonna use that line randomly from now on - to sound smart. No matter the context, I am gonna throw that in.

    • @thomascromwell6840
      @thomascromwell6840 Рік тому +2

      He's a writer.

  • @roaldeuller
    @roaldeuller 2 роки тому +529

    Steven Kaplan was my professor and mentor at Cornell in the mid-70s and launched me into my career. As a disciple of the Annales school of history his scholarship ranges far beyond bread, although bread, as a core component of the French and European diet even today, is central to all his work. And yes, his lectures and seminars are every bit as entertaining as this Conan segment, filled with metaphor, puns, and ribald imagery. He is brilliant if verbose.

    • @yugkranti7285
      @yugkranti7285 Рік тому

      So you're a spitter or swallower?

    • @HollyHeflen-pm2se
      @HollyHeflen-pm2se Рік тому +7

      That's an amazing story for us, and an amazing memory for you... 🍞

    • @darkevola7975
      @darkevola7975 Рік тому +1

      @@HollyHeflen-pm2se yes, even I wanna be in his bread classes😭😭😭

    • @Corrupt_Minds
      @Corrupt_Minds Рік тому +1

      Proof

    • @hopegaming867
      @hopegaming867 Рік тому

      Career of Stroking Breads?

  • @datboiisforreal
    @datboiisforreal 4 роки тому +1775

    This bread guy is clearly an unfulfilled comic
    I had a blast

    • @badfoody
      @badfoody 4 роки тому +37

      Most passionate College Professors are hahaha

    • @DueySR
      @DueySR 4 роки тому +26

      College professors have mastered the art of playing to an audience, that's their job :)

    • @hardcoreclassicenjoyer
      @hardcoreclassicenjoyer 4 роки тому +8

      he would be more filled if he wasn't a spitter

    • @Lincolnlogsoff
      @Lincolnlogsoff 3 роки тому

      Perhaps not unfulfilled, just passionate about other things

    • @mcfly7
      @mcfly7 7 місяців тому

      Wrong he is a muppet. Who is trying to convince you to eat bread. Now think about that. Why would they bring a person on this show to talk about bread?

  • @gagewilson3717
    @gagewilson3717 4 роки тому +4499

    This guy is such a college professor: everything is sexual, he swears, and he's perhaps too enthusiastic about his very particular field of study.

    • @lepetitchat123
      @lepetitchat123 4 роки тому +68

      Jordan Schlansky should learn from him

    • @Jeff-vj1vt
      @Jeff-vj1vt 4 роки тому +178

      You just know the pocket bread knife is the coolest and most hilarious thing in the world, to him.

    • @Vercingetorix.Fantasia
      @Vercingetorix.Fantasia 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 4 роки тому +33

      Best way to teach this to young people lol
      Or anyone with a pulse really

    • @darylkirkvid
      @darylkirkvid 4 роки тому +2

      Just like everyone else

  • @benc4755
    @benc4755 4 роки тому +3234

    Why are people calling this man strange? He's literally one of the funniest guests I've seen in a long time.

    • @blayze995
      @blayze995 4 роки тому +49

      Or he's funny and a little strange.

    • @nilnil7325
      @nilnil7325 4 роки тому +127

      @@blayze995 I think the Professor was messing with us

    • @DoubleH92
      @DoubleH92 4 роки тому +38

      Okay? Strange and funny aren't mutually exclusive qualities.

    • @lepe
      @lepe 4 роки тому +17

      Because his behavior is very obviously strange.
      Your own faulty perception that being or acting strange is always a negative thing made you feel the need to defend him.

    • @aitazib6640
      @aitazib6640 4 роки тому +2

      _CHILL_

  • @mutestingray
    @mutestingray 3 роки тому +268

    This guy was easily one of the best guests Conan has ever had. Lightning in a bottle moment.

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 Місяць тому +1

      Even for folks with Gluten Sensitivity 😂

  • @diablohorer
    @diablohorer 4 роки тому +1836

    awkwardly sexual bread professor is more entertaining than most celebrities XD

    • @walterwolk2639
      @walterwolk2639 3 роки тому +4

      why awkwardly?

    • @vond5829
      @vond5829 3 роки тому +4

      @@walterwolk2639 He smells the bread-like that dude from "Can you eat p like that?" video

    • @AdmiralMEOW1
      @AdmiralMEOW1 3 роки тому +9

      Because he actually has something to talk about

  • @sample.text.
    @sample.text. 4 роки тому +1897

    This is easily a top 20 Conan interview. Without a doubt

    • @PrincipeCharro
      @PrincipeCharro 4 роки тому +5

      What would be top 1?

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 роки тому +5

      @@PrincipeCharro Here is my top 1. ua-cam.com/video/ZFLqYFC6lIk/v-deo.html

    • @ryanmcyuh
      @ryanmcyuh 4 роки тому

      True

    • @stenzilsouza6361
      @stenzilsouza6361 4 роки тому +5

      @@PrincipeCharro Bill Burr

    • @rjhong93
      @rjhong93 3 роки тому +3

      Top 5 easily

  • @BOBofGH
    @BOBofGH 4 роки тому +1926

    "It smells like bread!"
    "That is the tautology in which non-believers are locked into."
    ROFL I'm dying

    • @OscarGeronimo
      @OscarGeronimo 4 роки тому +28

      Underrated joke. Way cerebral in shape for mainstream, but visceral in content for a good joke (if you get it).

    • @nicbtw6062
      @nicbtw6062 4 роки тому +71

      @@OscarGeronimo Eck, try harder.

    • @viniapiaia
      @viniapiaia 4 роки тому +25

      @@OscarGeronimo mr big brain

    • @squatcobbler4703
      @squatcobbler4703 4 роки тому

      Oscar Geronimo that is not a difficult joke to understand, douchebag

    • @AlvinGuoSubscribe
      @AlvinGuoSubscribe 4 роки тому +9

      Heath Sims Scientists at Harvard recently discovered an inverse correlation between character count per word and penis size. Sorry, Mr. Sims.

  • @BlueFinch
    @BlueFinch 4 роки тому +2228

    "it has no theology, so a Catholic shouldn't be worried about it." - that line was KILLER

    • @SolidXdamage
      @SolidXdamage 4 роки тому +33

      yeah nailed it.

    • @Remains123
      @Remains123 4 роки тому +13

      I don't get it. As far as I know catholics are mainly into theology not protestants. ( I understood the joke as like catholic people are not into theology or they renegate about it)

    • @ParanoidMaster
      @ParanoidMaster 4 роки тому +35

      @@Remains123 Dude, Sarcasm? He just said in a polite way: "Theology and BS like that have nothing to do with bread, moron. So stop talking about religious nonsense when I try to explain something to you"

    • @Ken-qo4jd
      @Ken-qo4jd 4 роки тому +4

      @@SolidXdamage to a +, I bet

    • @Sacrozhangt
      @Sacrozhangt 4 роки тому +98

      @@Remains123 I think he means that bread is not tied to certain theologies; therefore a Catholic, who might be concerned about theology, should not need to worry about bread.

  • @theviking2877
    @theviking2877 3 роки тому +581

    I looked him up, he's an actual European history professor with a PhD from Yale.

    • @xpan195
      @xpan195 3 роки тому +90

      You gotta admit, enthusiastic professors are the best

    • @JohnDoe-kf7md
      @JohnDoe-kf7md 3 роки тому +28

      @@xpan195 they love what they do.

    • @liamblake937
      @liamblake937 3 роки тому +16

      hes written a bunch of books on bread in 18th century france

  • @jjang1412
    @jjang1412 4 роки тому +191

    conan got roasted so hard when the professor said he probably likes wonderbread

  • @SabotSender
    @SabotSender 4 роки тому +1112

    The subtle, quick dirty looks this guy gives the audience when they laugh is priceless.

    • @TheJoaopedro1976
      @TheJoaopedro1976 4 роки тому

      You mean evil look??

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 4 роки тому +1

      @TheHound nah dude. That wasn't scripted...

    • @meep8279
      @meep8279 4 роки тому +2

      @TheHound still funni dough st0p bean a party p00per

    • @meep8279
      @meep8279 4 роки тому +9

      @TheHound nope you're just biased and nitpicking bye bye I win

    • @Tookieslam
      @Tookieslam 4 роки тому

      @TheHound rekt

  • @spencercurtis86
    @spencercurtis86 4 роки тому +409

    If this isn’t one of the most impressive segments I’ve ever seen. The natural comedic talent of the bread guy, Conan’s ability to feed off of the bread guys jokes and energy, the way they compliment each other, and the fact this comes off as unscripted and completely genuine comedy. I wasn’t expecting this

    • @cherrycola6612
      @cherrycola6612 4 роки тому +10

      Spencer Curtis that’s bc the bread guy isn’t an actor he is an actual renowned bread expert

    • @shtrushtrushtru
      @shtrushtrushtru 4 роки тому +10

      That's "bread professor" to you!

    • @NikhilMathew122333
      @NikhilMathew122333 4 роки тому +1

      this was perfect in every way

  • @MegaSolidG3K
    @MegaSolidG3K 4 роки тому +308

    Please bring him back when the show returns. I want to know what else he has to say about bread 13yrs later.

    • @WN_Byers
      @WN_Byers 4 роки тому +1

      We need #parttwo !

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 4 роки тому +8

      He is probably 80 years old, probably doesn't chew on a whole lot of bread anymore.

    • @flandersinjection5673
      @flandersinjection5673 4 роки тому +13

      @@jakep1979 so you are saying he is a swollower now?

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 4 роки тому +3

      @@flandersinjection5673 like a duck!

  • @ahmedalshaiba9185
    @ahmedalshaiba9185 3 роки тому +264

    Honestly, Conan should have brought him for his last episodes, he is a wonderful guest to have

    • @Alvin_Vivian
      @Alvin_Vivian 2 роки тому +1

      Wait, Conan is no longer doing shows?

    • @littlebean2494
      @littlebean2494 2 роки тому +3

      @@Alvin_Vivian it ended. But he’s going to have a show on HBO

    • @pj101
      @pj101 2 роки тому +2

      @@Alvin_Vivian he has a podcast

  • @samlibutti
    @samlibutti 2 роки тому +93

    I remember watching this live and when he first came out I thought “aw man this is gonna be boring” and it wound up being the most memorable interview of Conan’s career for me.

    • @deletedwaffles
      @deletedwaffles Рік тому +3

      Same. There's often some "third guest" types that come out just to tail end the show when they don't have a musical guest and sometimes I zone out because they're not all that interesting but this guy really did a good job playing around with Conan.

  • @INeyxI
    @INeyxI 4 роки тому +376

    I love this bread guy.
    At first I was like: 'poor old man, I wonder if they warn their guest of how...well strange conans interviews can be'
    But then he goes all in and plays that weird bread guy so well.
    Very entertaining interview great exchange.

  • @generalruckus
    @generalruckus 4 роки тому +1288

    I don't get it.. when "WINE TASTERS" do the same thing it's classy and we are laughing at this guy. He is a legend.

    • @Christian-rn1ur
      @Christian-rn1ur 4 роки тому +207

      We're laughing because he's self aware, we're laughing with him.

    • @garliconionshallot
      @garliconionshallot 4 роки тому +78

      cause he's obviously playing it up

    • @ProfessorArt1
      @ProfessorArt1 4 роки тому +28

      everyone listening to the wine tasters might already be drunk lol

    • @luiggitello8546
      @luiggitello8546 3 роки тому +7

      He is purposely turn in it up a notch to make it funnier

    • @TIAdor-um8gc
      @TIAdor-um8gc 3 роки тому +3

      Wine tasters arent right in the head, they make me drunk with their bullshit.

  • @swissmediastuff
    @swissmediastuff 4 роки тому +752

    I miss this type of guests on the current show

    • @kevinwells4086
      @kevinwells4086 4 роки тому +4

      This *is* the current show...

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde 4 роки тому +3

      Agreed. His Late Night show was SO much more funny than his current TBS show. That segment that Conan did with Sue Johanson, Tom Selleck, and The Big Show (Paul White) was one of the funniest segments in Late Night history.

    • @Solidsteakx
      @Solidsteakx 4 роки тому +1

      Kevin Wells if only

    • @nicholasxanthis6148
      @nicholasxanthis6148 4 роки тому

      Can someone find the beer expert who was on with Halle Berry? He was hammered and had his fly open 😅

    • @victorfergn
      @victorfergn 4 роки тому +2

      @@Vladpryde really? I think the opposite, I feel it more restrained and fake than now. I feel like Conan would've improvised more jokes now

  • @peterpiper47
    @peterpiper47 3 роки тому +541

    The guest said, “The bread has no theology, so a Catholic shouldn’t be worried about it.” Do you realize how quick witted this man is?

    • @pj101
      @pj101 3 роки тому +7

      Indeed!

    • @Senriam
      @Senriam 3 роки тому +39

      Even Conan was caught off guard, as was the whole audience

    • @sauwensvk7589
      @sauwensvk7589 3 роки тому +3

      @Whytegenocide Isreal ,,, who hurt you? Israel?

    • @Senriam
      @Senriam 3 роки тому +7

      He even had the foresight to wait until the audience had stopped laughing to make the comment. He’s a pro, through and through.

    • @jougetsu
      @jougetsu 3 роки тому +2

      You're right, but comedy doesn't work if you overthink it. Oh and it's not the first thought that comes to mind, when you're trying to eat a piece of bread

  • @WednesdaysAthleticClub
    @WednesdaysAthleticClub 3 роки тому +171

    8:43 Conan forgets the professor's name and looks up in despair. He then starts talking about the book instead.
    8:50 Conan sees the name on the book. He feels relieved and pretends as if nothing happened.
    Pretty sure the professor realized it from the beginning and was trying to see how Conan gets out of this one. Was not disappointed.

    • @jougetsu
      @jougetsu 3 роки тому +25

      Well spotted

    • @megsie1424
      @megsie1424 2 роки тому +11

      I was looking for this comment to know that I wasn't imagining the situation 😄

  • @koldkilla777
    @koldkilla777 4 роки тому +1376

    I'm convinced Jordan Schlansky's character is a parody of this guy

    • @PrincipeCharro
      @PrincipeCharro 4 роки тому +54

      Yeah Jordan's Character is very much like Steven but without emotions and minus the sex too

    • @taserrr
      @taserrr 4 роки тому +25

      What? Not even close. This was sexual for no reason which was funny, Jordan isn't sexual, ever. Clearly the professor is joking around and Jordans character is trying to be overly serious and analytic. Actually I don't see any resemblance to Schlansky.

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 роки тому +35

      @@taserrr he has Schlansky's over enthusiasm about food, and about the various technical minutiae of it. But he's much more animated, it's like he's Jordan Schlansky's eccentric, fun uncle.

    • @henkkman
      @henkkman 4 роки тому

      Yes!!

    • @krste3000
      @krste3000 4 роки тому +11

      @@taserrr Then you are blind. Just look at how Jordan talks about wine or coffee, its a carbon copy.

  • @AntiZombieFortress
    @AntiZombieFortress 4 роки тому +226

    Conan's team is marvelous. Having the ingenuity to invite an expert such as this on the show is fantastic.
    Kudos to Conan as well! A true host. I love how this went down! Hahaha

  • @imallfordabulls
    @imallfordabulls 4 роки тому +519

    “Who should we have on? Hanks?”
    “Nah, get the bread guy.”

    • @gomcocramp
      @gomcocramp 4 роки тому +12

      because hanks has corona

    • @TWOhype23
      @TWOhype23 4 роки тому +4

      gomcoclamp in 2007?

    • @wesmaly
      @wesmaly 4 роки тому

      too soon

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 4 роки тому +1

      he was there to promote his book. they promote books a lot, in addition to showbiz's movies, tv shows, comedian tours, stand ups, theatres, sports games, singer concerts

  • @sonofhibbs4425
    @sonofhibbs4425 4 роки тому +366

    This is a segment that Jordan Schlansky would enjoy.

  • @Devan-he4kr
    @Devan-he4kr 4 роки тому +50

    A good example of what makes Conan so magical. You can see it in his eyes early on that he knows this is going to be a good interview.

  • @hansgunther1477
    @hansgunther1477 4 роки тому +170

    When he kind of proudly took out the Swiss army bread knife I lost it

  • @sebthedeb8423
    @sebthedeb8423 4 роки тому +391

    Normal Presenters: Invite a Famous Actor or singer
    Conan: bReAd ExPeRt

  • @virus2003
    @virus2003 4 роки тому +612

    Ahhhhh, the beloved "second guest". Always loved these odd guests. Worst part of the new format is the lack of the second guest no one cares about.

    • @moniemaker27
      @moniemaker27 4 роки тому +19

      db lucky for you it was just announced conan is going back to the hour format!

    • @moniemaker27
      @moniemaker27 4 роки тому +1

      db okay I actually lied. I thought it was an hour format but it’s not. Still 30 minutes

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 роки тому +3

      These were usually the third guests.

    • @TheBigFunky4
      @TheBigFunky4 4 роки тому +2

      Especially a second guest sitting next to Norm MacDonald

    • @jonahjameson272
      @jonahjameson272 4 роки тому

      Notice how all of COCO's old clips are of the show's old format. New Ellen style table no desk 1 guest is so TRASH!

  • @w.lester255
    @w.lester255 4 роки тому +110

    Intelligent, cultured, funny, and not afraid to get his hands dirty....* insert Conan growl *

  • @ronswanson1704
    @ronswanson1704 4 роки тому +183

    Man I love this guy. He really loves bread and it’s history. Maybe a little too much.

  • @bL3dbL4k
    @bL3dbL4k 4 роки тому +1273

    Bread fetish. Now I've seen everything.

  • @800pieds
    @800pieds 4 роки тому +128

    When you think even Colbert tiptoes around O'Brien not knowing what to expect and this guy doesn't even leave him any room to breathe. The Catholics comeback, wow

  • @DiziCone
    @DiziCone 4 роки тому +470

    4:24 "THAT IS THE TAUTOLOGY IN WHICH NONBELIEVERS ARE LOCKED INTO!"

    • @mochs62512
      @mochs62512 4 роки тому +26

      This should be a bumper sticker

    • @AkiraChan24
      @AkiraChan24 4 роки тому +9

      I want to know specifically what his believers are believing in. What constitutes a nonbeliever in bread? I have so many questions!

    • @rbanerjee605
      @rbanerjee605 4 роки тому +2

      Spit on da non believers (...in the great taxonomy of things).

    • @Sacha_Sayan
      @Sacha_Sayan 3 роки тому +15

      @@AkiraChan24 He means the people who refuse to take bread seriously as something with depth, a rich cultural heritage, and worthy of analysis. He's suggesting you should humour the idea that it's not "just bread", but something that really does have a great amount of meaning and dimension behind it.

    • @troyshen5715
      @troyshen5715 3 роки тому

      Said like a true professor

  • @bafouilleux
    @bafouilleux 3 роки тому +78

    I love how Conan finishes the interview in the last five second. A sincere thank you and a handshake. Aknowledging that this was a bit and the man deserves credit for his book

    • @RYN988
      @RYN988 3 роки тому +4

      Conan has always been a class act.

    • @Corrupt_Minds
      @Corrupt_Minds Рік тому +1

      It wasn't a bit. But Conan turns it into such. Awesome

  • @mangaroxx
    @mangaroxx 4 роки тому +45

    I love that he has a sense of humor about his expertise and obsession. The absurdity about the enthusiasm he has for something so simple like bread is not lost on him. He's effortlessly hilarious.

  • @luceibenberger3063
    @luceibenberger3063 4 роки тому +113

    Professor, you've earned your French citizenship hands down ! Here we love bread and everything baguette's related. With so much knowledge, you can run for next presidency no questions asked.

    • @tongbokes5820
      @tongbokes5820 4 роки тому +1

      @@alexanderzerka8477 Do you just sit here every night and angrily analyze people's youtube comments. Ive scanned for 2 minutes and counted like 9 of your lame negative comments. Like imagine quarantine sucking bad enough but then you spend your time doing that hahaha yikes.

  • @thelorax2738
    @thelorax2738 4 роки тому +97

    This guy scientifically talks dirty about bread, this is an art.

  • @madLphnt
    @madLphnt 4 роки тому +81

    This guy played his part perfectly.....a surging geyser of aromatics. That was great

  • @roosterprodigy5370
    @roosterprodigy5370 4 роки тому +287

    This guy is the Larry David of the bread world

  • @bajer111
    @bajer111 3 роки тому +33

    8:05 look at the face of the breadman. He spend the last 8 minutes setting up that joke, and it worked PERFECTLY.

  • @Ottee2
    @Ottee2 4 роки тому +59

    OMG, so funny. I lost it when the good professor thrust his nose into the bread.

  • @goatlib2338
    @goatlib2338 4 роки тому +95

    As a frenchman, I actually identify to everything this man does and says. Respect, monsieur.

    • @dvorak2676
      @dvorak2676 3 роки тому +11

      tbh we don't do all the fuss around and we certainly don't spit at the end, but ofc most people in france can recognize a good baguette from a bad one immediately ; i cringed as soon as i saw some of the baguettes, and felt relief when he threw them away (not a joke)

  • @tiberiuskirk739
    @tiberiuskirk739 3 роки тому +56

    The single greatest interview on Conan ever! This guy has legend status

  • @somethingtojenga
    @somethingtojenga 4 роки тому +301

    There are A-list actors who don't have as interesting and engaging interviews.

  • @dainumo
    @dainumo 4 роки тому +35

    I love the part at 4:27 when Conan realizes there's nothing he could possibly say that could top what the bread guy said.

  • @maxpeters2625
    @maxpeters2625 4 роки тому +339

    He keeps stroking the bread throughout the entire interview.

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 4 роки тому +10

      "It's like a sexual experience"
      ...like? 😂😂😂

    • @user-zr6jm4ld9l
      @user-zr6jm4ld9l 4 роки тому +1

      How else is he supposed to butter his bread?

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR 4 роки тому +1

      To be fair, a good baguette with crust really is enticing to touch. I kind of get where he's coming from lol

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 4 роки тому +2

      My mouth watered a few too many times watching this lol.

    • @goosebump801
      @goosebump801 4 роки тому

      Krystal Myth Same! And I’m on the keto diet 😂

  • @nssteja7516
    @nssteja7516 4 роки тому +336

    This guy is CHARLES BOYLE people....he talks sensually about food, he speaks about MOUTH FEEL and he SPITS after tasting food
    prove me wrong

    • @Ex0dus111
      @Ex0dus111 4 роки тому +17

      Oh the Mouth Feel, why won't anyone talk about the mouth feel!

    • @Avonbarksdaleable
      @Avonbarksdaleable 4 роки тому +7

      The writers of Brooklyn 99 must be Conans fans and remembered (or even took notes from) this interview 😂 😂 😂. It cannot be a coincidence

    • @highspeedfistfight
      @highspeedfistfight 4 роки тому +4

      Holy crap, you are absolutely right!

    • @Avarixin
      @Avarixin 4 роки тому +1

      @@Ex0dus111 Not enough people are talking about the mouthfeeel :(

    • @kuteken6312
      @kuteken6312 4 роки тому

      But did he send the email blast tho?

  • @azzu12
    @azzu12 4 роки тому +491

    Why every time Conan gets a expert of something completely innocent they turn out to be total freaks 😂😂

    • @andreabruson5558
      @andreabruson5558 4 роки тому +12

      because it's Conan!

    • @lamolambda8349
      @lamolambda8349 4 роки тому +49

      Cause no one spends 40 years studying bread if they haven't got ulterior motives.

    • @halloduauchhier
      @halloduauchhier 4 роки тому +1

      @@lamolambda8349 hahahah

    • @evanduncan2139
      @evanduncan2139 4 роки тому +4

      Because no sane person looks at bread and decides to make it a life passion

    • @miloandot
      @miloandot 4 роки тому +1

      Were all freaks

  • @DJ-ov2it
    @DJ-ov2it 4 роки тому +83

    I just cant believe how effortlessly and casually he came up with that "tautology" rebuttal at 4:24

    • @leadnitrate2194
      @leadnitrate2194 2 роки тому +2

      I'm pretty sure he's said that to other people before.. the theology remark, however, was truly on the spot and amazing.

  • @tanmaydeshpande2458
    @tanmaydeshpande2458 4 роки тому +29

    6:29 that's the moment of genuine appreciation by Conan!

  • @BkZ1AnD0nLy
    @BkZ1AnD0nLy 4 роки тому +35

    Whoever decided to upload this today is a genius. Everything about this video would make almost anyone laugh, especially today

  • @jocter3594
    @jocter3594 4 роки тому +61

    As a French it was hard finding good bread that wasn't expensive when I was living abroad in America. Making bread is really an art, it take skills. You can really taste the difference like a good wine. Spitting the bread or getting his head in the bread was quite weird and funny tho.

  • @nordicnugz
    @nordicnugz 4 роки тому +62

    that has to be the funniest interview i've ever seen.

  • @torymills3677
    @torymills3677 4 роки тому +396

    This guy is Bernie Sanders brother that got wayyyy into bread instead of politics 🤣

    • @goodgirl140
      @goodgirl140 4 роки тому +4

      Omg I can’t 😂

    • @torymills3677
      @torymills3677 4 роки тому +2

      @@goodgirl140 😂😂😂😂

    • @Raidoton
      @Raidoton 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah his voice immediately reminded me of Bernie.

    • @hiraya5296
      @hiraya5296 3 роки тому +5

      "we should not leave bread tasting to be the monopoly of snobbish wine drinkers" has a real bernie sanders vibe

  • @N0rmad
    @N0rmad 3 роки тому +32

    This Bread PhD guy has the crowd in the palm of his hand.What a boss.

  • @evasive5017
    @evasive5017 4 роки тому +53

    One of the best Conan segments I've seen, even at this present time.

  • @vincentperom2845
    @vincentperom2845 4 роки тому +87

    I assumed this would be boring. Man I was way “wronger” than I thought.

  • @bigdaddy2372
    @bigdaddy2372 4 роки тому +74

    This guy is a master of his craft! Hoped he was a comedian. But alas.. he's one professor that can never be too boring to listen!

    • @palamane1
      @palamane1 4 роки тому +11

      Big Daddy, I took a class with Steve Kaplan in 1982 and never forgot it: the first lecture was 45 minutes on the social significance of bread in French society and Catholicism before the French Revolution, and at the end he talked about Marie Antoinette’s “let them eat cake,” and why it would have been a big deal in 1789. Yes, he would throw in the sexual comments (not quite like here-he’s having fun), but then he would move to the insight of how a little thing like bread told you about a society and world.

    • @hanzsantos
      @hanzsantos 4 роки тому +2

      @@palamane1 That's amazing man. I really hop his lectures are available in video format, hopefully on UA-cam. Would very much like to listen to them and take a deeper peek into this bread madman.

  • @watcher1245
    @watcher1245 2 роки тому +7

    Probably one of the best guests Conan had on the show back then.
    Steven just wrecked that interview, the comedic value was amazing for someone talking about bread.

  • @OstrichRidingCowboy
    @OstrichRidingCowboy 4 роки тому +111

    Thirty-nine people just don't know an ICON when they see one.

    • @marco5030
      @marco5030 4 роки тому +2

      It's going viral again, up to 73.

  • @sleepytabledog
    @sleepytabledog 4 роки тому +55

    Reminds of that scene in Ratatouille, “Listen. A symphony of crackles. “

  • @ultrasonic953
    @ultrasonic953 4 роки тому +27

    The finale was just awesome, that guy is so hilarious and has a good chemistry with conan

  • @amritpathak6122
    @amritpathak6122 4 роки тому +19

    "That's the kind of tautology non believers are locked into". This man really knows how to describe something

  • @MrMosoani
    @MrMosoani 4 роки тому +11

    I say it again. THIS is one of my favorite Conan episodes.

  • @historysdustbin3988
    @historysdustbin3988 4 роки тому +125

    This is like an episode of Curb starring Jordan Schlansky.

    • @Alex_1729
      @Alex_1729 4 роки тому +1

      No way Schlansky is this good with the audience. He doesn't even have the flow

  • @alchie0723
    @alchie0723 4 роки тому +23

    That was randomly one of the funniest interviews I've ever seen.

  • @WhatShouldMyHandleB
    @WhatShouldMyHandleB 4 роки тому +112

    This man is the Jordan Schlansky of bread

    • @kmeadows
      @kmeadows 4 роки тому +1

      David Brown I was literally just about to say this. 😂 You beat me to it.

    • @kylewilliams8114
      @kylewilliams8114 4 роки тому +1

      @@user-unknown173 I can hear it now, "You may find the subject of good bread unappealing, but to those of us with more sophisticated palates, the various details are fascinating. I prefer a bread with a more crisp crust for example, one that doesn't melt away after it comes in contact with the saliva."

  • @leni_haylett
    @leni_haylett 9 місяців тому +2

    This is a brilliant example of 2 funny guys who have frequencies that are perfectly-aligned. The interview practically writes itself and the audience is engaged throughout. Hilarious professor XD, some of the lines he nonchalantly improvises are actually genius

  • @CFCMICKTH33BHOYCFC
    @CFCMICKTH33BHOYCFC 3 роки тому +21

    “It appeals to the sight it appeals to the sound” this guy is Jordan schlansky

  • @PiyushSingh-214
    @PiyushSingh-214 4 роки тому +546

    There should be debate between Jordan and this professor on the
    Bread
    EDIT: Thanks for the likes.
    This is my maximum no. Of likes
    that I have got.😊

    • @lv5310
      @lv5310 4 роки тому +4

      Micheal Jordan or Jordan Peterson?

    • @dparag14
      @dparag14 4 роки тому +3

      L V TF has Michael Jordan got to do with Conan. Looks like you have never watched him.

    • @chrisdominguez2229
      @chrisdominguez2229 4 роки тому

      bushgirllives.link/JVt9M8EwnZA

    • @tennoheika94
      @tennoheika94 4 роки тому +6

      ​@@lv5310 I bet Jordan Peterson is an imbecile when it comes to bread

    • @jamie_amaru
      @jamie_amaru 4 роки тому

      @@lv5310 that's my thought too

  • @PleasantlyDisturbing
    @PleasantlyDisturbing 4 роки тому +8

    The writers couldn't produce a better sketch....Jesus. when he opened it and stuck his face in to sniff.....i died

  • @VoIcanoman
    @VoIcanoman 3 роки тому +9

    This is one of the great interviews of Late Night. Everything about it was comedic gold. Possibly intentionally, but if so, they disguised their writing pretty gracefully, making it seem like the lines were naturally-delivered. But I think it was mostly unintentional, and Conan just happened to have a funny guest who knew _exactly_ what he was doing.

  • @omegalpha777
    @omegalpha777 3 роки тому +67

    Plot Twist: He's the uncle of Jordan Schlansky.

  • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
    @Elrond_Hubbard_1 4 роки тому +178

    If Bread Professor was a regular guest I would actually watch this show.

    • @sakuya9017
      @sakuya9017 4 роки тому +5

      Dude we get enough if the bread professor’s energy in Conan every show, we don’t need double trouble

  • @greglarsoncomedy7733
    @greglarsoncomedy7733 4 роки тому +9

    Forgot how much I loved late night with Conan until I watched this clip.
    The off-the-rails quirkiness defined the summer nights of my adolescence. Goddamn do I miss this.

  • @ludvig9184
    @ludvig9184 Рік тому +11

    Who would have thought an interview with a bread expert would be one of the best and funniest interviews ever?

  • @cesarmadero05
    @cesarmadero05 3 роки тому +5

    this is one of the few times a guest took the show from Conan. Conan just had the follow through the craziness. It was amazing.

  • @KevalPrajapatiSS
    @KevalPrajapatiSS 4 роки тому +277

    no one is going to talk about the fact he had a bread knife in his pocket

    • @corgio1260
      @corgio1260 3 роки тому +16

      The way he opened that knife and slammed it down on the board was hilarious, I’m surprised that didn’t get more of a laugh

    • @KevalPrajapatiSS
      @KevalPrajapatiSS 3 роки тому +2

      @@corgio1260 if anything. its funnier that no one noticed

    • @slovnicurling9808
      @slovnicurling9808 3 роки тому +3

      He is bread grand master. Of course he is going to have a bread knife.

  • @JOhnDoe-pi9jj
    @JOhnDoe-pi9jj 4 роки тому +16

    Me thinks this fella teaches at the "Jordan Schlansky" Center for kids who can't read good. Man the wordsmithing from this man is on point.

  • @madmaxandrade
    @madmaxandrade 4 роки тому +85

    "If this segment airs tonight, I'm gonna be very surprised."

    • @dottiec7943
      @dottiec7943 4 роки тому +1

      This is not this decade. Or the last five years. I don't think. Going to read the description now. Looks like young Conan.

    • @Gio_Vanni6143
      @Gio_Vanni6143 4 роки тому +2

      2007

  • @biden1
    @biden1 4 роки тому +28

    7:45 I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. Bring this guy back!😂

  • @iVan123
    @iVan123 4 роки тому +268

    I think he does this creepy stuff on purpose, he just put on a show. He prolly just know a lot about bread.

    • @LinktheSamoyed
      @LinktheSamoyed 4 роки тому +54

      yeah, definitely playing a character, he is smiling/laughing to himself half the time before he goes on about his next bit like spit or swallow , etc.

    • @mdenouden3y6
      @mdenouden3y6 4 роки тому

      @@LinktheSamoyed yeah, i am pretty sure he swallowed most of it before he spit in the bag.

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 роки тому +15

      Being a bread expert, I would imagine one would have to really play it up to make it become interesting. This guy definitely nailed it.

    • @cherrycola6612
      @cherrycola6612 4 роки тому

      Bros he’s fr someone in the comments found a link to his life story and it checks out 🤣 which makes these comments even funnier

    • @nathanmatusek9244
      @nathanmatusek9244 4 роки тому +2

      Prolly?

  • @flamendless
    @flamendless 3 роки тому +9

    "There are swallowers and there are spitters" 😂
    Man this guy's a legend!

  • @applerunner
    @applerunner 4 роки тому +27

    This is only thing I dislike about conan's 1 guest format. You can't get this type of guest anymore.

  • @sirmi9868
    @sirmi9868 4 роки тому +13

    Cmn i thought this was going to be serious talk.
    It ended being one of my favorite Connan segments ever

  • @jameslinton3811
    @jameslinton3811 4 роки тому +50

    6:36 HE MENTIONS THE MOUTH FEEL

  • @hossblake
    @hossblake 4 роки тому +8

    I remember watching this when it originally aired. One of my favorite segments from the Late Night show.

  • @skinnybuddha8988
    @skinnybuddha8988 3 роки тому +11

    Still one of the best guests he's ever brought on the show

  • @cheeverbeaver
    @cheeverbeaver 3 роки тому +5

    Never would have thought it by the description....but this is one of the very best guests ever had.

  • @pacificcoastbreeze
    @pacificcoastbreeze 4 роки тому +47

    Pretty sure Jordan Schlansky booked this guy

  • @marinathegirl28
    @marinathegirl28 2 роки тому +10

    I just love this inteview... see it every couple of months and then I have to see it a few times because I cant belive everything that happened... LOVE IT🤣

    • @Alvin_Vivian
      @Alvin_Vivian 2 роки тому +1

      Me too, I keep rewatching it.

  • @ahmadiarismaharto9897
    @ahmadiarismaharto9897 4 роки тому +4

    OMFG I'm still rolling on the floor for this! Of all the years I've spent watchibg Conan, why have I not seen this before?!?!

  • @ktktktktktktkt
    @ktktktktktktkt Рік тому +5

    8:40 Looks like Conan forgot the professor's name and was trying to find it on the book cover xD

  • @SplittTwig
    @SplittTwig Рік тому +4

    This man is naturally funny on the same level as Conan himself. I love when Conan is genuinely shocked by the quality of the “and it has no theology” line.

  • @smelmardingdong
    @smelmardingdong 4 роки тому +49

    Jordan Schlansky x Larry David = Bread Guy