Honest Trailers - Twilight
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In honor of the Breaking Dawn: Part 2 Trailer, we revisit the roots of the Twilight series -- lots and lots of stares. #HonestTrailers
If you're not smart enough for The Hunger Games, rewatch Shovel Face and Vanilla have the creepiest movie relationship of all time. Did we mention there's EVEN MORE STARES?!
Honest Trailers: Twilight
Created & Directed by Andy Signore & Brett Weiner
Executive Producer Mitch Rotter
Written by Brett Weiner, Andy Signore & Alex Sargeant
Edited by Brett Weiner
Voiceover Narration by Gannon Nickell - / gannonnickell
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"Expressed entirely in STARES. AND even MORE stares" 😂
loool kills me everytime! and the music lol
L😂L YASSS EVERYTIME!!!
everytime
That's how Castiel and Dean express their relationship!
+Kiara Animefan
OMG, right? LOL...
That's really on Cas though, not Dean. See, half the time (or more)? Yeah, that's the amount of time Cas spends having literally **no idea** what's going on with anyone on a mental/ emotional level and opting for staring contests over clerical conversations to avoid feeling SUPERSTUPID.
Dean stares/ GLARES right back at Cas plenty... but typically trumps him when it comes to expressing himself **verbally**, as well.
"It's not pedofilia 'cause he look 17"
...
But can be considered "necrofilia" "cause he is tecnically dead :/
that's even worse wait no-
He looks 21, really.
I'm sorry to do this to your rather insightful comment but it's philia not filia
It is not necro, because she is not doing stuff to an unconscious person without his consent,
@@amaninanou5352 that.. That's not how necrophilia works. At all.
Twilight: The epic story of an underage girl who ultimately has to choose between necrophilia or bestiality
oh my god
you won my like here take it 👍👍👍
I am a huge fan after all, and I usually get in arguments with haters, but... Yeah. Can't do anything here. It's just too damn accurate.
looooooool
shots fired XD
Every now and then I return to this for the “shovelface” comment. Gets me every time.
I come here for "Troy Polamalu"
this is why I returned
He was called that in Harry Potter too! XD
I was watching Tenet the other day and was thrown off by the senseless storyline. Suddenly Pattinson appeared in the next scene and I thought to myself "Shovelface" and started laughing. So I got that going for me, which is nice.
My God... Same!
And Her inability to pour ketchup. XD omg I died
She looks like she isn't even trying to pour ketchup lol
She's like "I don't feel like having ketchup so I'm just gonna shake it because I'm bored" lol
when you elaborate your jokes so much you kill it
ɷɷ I Havee Watcheddd Thisss Movie Leakedd Versionnnn Here : - t.co/EQMyZQlo5e
Shakey shakey shake nobody will notice that I'm just weakly holding this bottle over my plate.
If this is her pouring ketchup, imagine what one of her handjobs would be like.
"Teenage girls who aren't smart enough for the hunger games" Lmfao
Ritu Mishra
ikr
lmfao! I died with that one!
Lol I literally fell of my chair laughing at that part
Katniss wasn't smart enough for The Hunger Games. She didn't know there was a revolution or that she was being used by both sides until over 2/3 into the franchise.
And...you know...she's a fictional character.
And even more stares...
cue music
Hah
twilight saga: more stares than the usual
Sterling Fulton i died...
I like watching you sleep...
NO Get the hell out of here.
that is why i like the version of vampires that can't enter a house unless they are invited in by a human who resides in the place. no creepy watching sleep.
nessy ness agree!
Also, your dad is the chief of police, Bella! Wake him up and put a restraining order on this creep.
It's even better when you hug a girl and silently, but curiously, say You smell different when you're awake
I disturb peoples sleep when they get comfy and then ask em are they comfy
"Her inability to pour ketchup" LOL
"together they will have the romance of a lifetime expressed entirely in stares" LOL
"A film that teaches young girls that the only thing that matters is finding a man.. a 100 year old man. But don't worry. It's not pedophilia because he looks 17"
lmao
"What we do in shadows" made age gap better
And then some side character in his teens or twenties falls in love with a 2-year-old. And then Jacob falls in love with a newborn baby. And none of this is considered bad.
...Stephenie r u ok?
@@mirandabee2323 I know, the whole series is pretty creepy when you look at the details...just ugh!
@@mirandabee2323 I KNOOW! How could Stephanie finish writing that and not have any reservations or weirdness about it all.
It's great, alright
"world's gayest vampire"
I died.
XD
Me too.
He looks like a fairy in 1:09 because of the wings behind him lol
He looks like a fairy at 1:09 because of the wings behind him lol
hay
“By one of the shittiest author of all time” “creepy stalker”
Oh, the good times when 50 shades of grey didn’t exist...
well EL james was inspired by smeyer ofc it would only get worse lmao
This franchise inspired it.
"they will have the romance of a lifetime.. expressed in stares" OMG I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THAT BEFORE.
For April fools one year my ELA teacher gave us a writing prompt. Wanna guess what it was? It was "Explain how the character of Bella in Stephanie Meyer's novel Twilight changed by the end of the book. Support your response with evidence from the text." After a while, she said "Haha Get it? It's funny 'cause she doesn't!" I love my teacher.
I wish I had a teacher like that XD
The answer is Bella got a boyfriend, and a bunch of screaming fangirl after her sparkly fairy princess of a boyfriend.
Bro, I want your teacher!
Edward: Cho! Cho, I missed you!
Bella: Who's Cho?
Edward: Oh. Sorry, flashback.
Simply genius. ;)
i don't get it. Do you have to seen the Movie to understnad this joke?
+lavars the guy that plays edward plays a character in harry potter named cedric diggory who dated a girl named cho
😂
FEDORA FUCKER 69 Thx alot :D
"her inability to pour ketchup" - that line had me dying LMAO!
Same
That's what I was thinking when I saw that scene. Like was it supposed to look like she poured it or was it supposed to like she gave up 🤣
Yet so true...
She can’t even put toothpaste properly too
Cedric Digory, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOUNG MAN? GET THE HELL BACK TO HOGWARTS
exactly!!...
+Abdullah Alobeidi Blame Voldemort. He turned Cedric into Edward.
+Xehanort10 Yeah,bet even good old Voldy is pissed at Cedric now
100 points from Hufflepuff Cedric.
50,000 points from Hufflepuff.
Part of me wants to buy the Twilight DVDs purely so I can listen to Robert Pattinson's commentary whenever I want.
Nobody hates Twilight more than Robert Pattinson.
kashiichan m I remember listening to the commentary on eclipse about 5 years ago it was better than the movie itself because they were allowed to let loose and not be creepy and they especially Robert were Funny. In face I think the fact that the commentary was better was what made me realize how shitty the books and movies really were.
Lady Bug he probably hated it after Stewart cheated on him..just guessing dont really know. ☺
Lady Bug At the beginning he thought the series would be a small thing. He didn't know it would become so popular.
At some point he even wanted to put one emotion to the character because he thought that Edward was too expressionless and cold and he almost got fired.
(In the end they didn't kick him out because it would upset all the fans)
This is very true, I own the DVD from my younger sisters' regrettable Twifan phase and listening to his commentary made me laugh until I cried and my abs hurt and then I was also crying because my abs hurt and I pitied Robert Pattinson because he sounded like he had simply given up and is now just passively awaiting the sweet embrace of death
The writers deserve 25 years in the gulag and Stephanie Meyer 50 years
"her inability to pour ketchup" YES!! hahaha that scene always bothered me lol
She's not even trying. lol!
Ikr?
Do not forget toothpaste! She cannot do toothpaste either XD ( See other twighlight honest trailers )
The ketchup is not a bottle tho, she can just press it
95annis LOL xD and her inability to use toothpaste too!
Voldemort: You're alive!?!?
Snape: What has he become?
Harry: He's...he's..
Draco: A SPARKLY FAIRY PRINCESS!
My father will hear about this, Cedric. You are a shame to Hogwarts.
say it,say it out loud!
AVADA KEDAVRA
No, Draco is a Sparkly Fairy Princess
Friend of Nature He’s the Sparkly Fairy Princess of Ferrets
I would watch that as a short movie, the alternate sequel / crossover. Rise of the Sparkle Vampire: A Shovel Face sequel.
The ketchup scene lmfao brilliance
It's been 7 years why didn't you get a reply? So here's one
"I don't think squeeze ketchup bottle requires virgurous shaking there, honey."
-Rifftrax
“Based on the terrible books, from one of the shittiest authors of all time.” Omg gets me every time😂😂👌🏻
the books are amazing you’re all just uneducated
@@livegwendolyne6783 your uneducated
The books were... meh. Not great, not terrible, not something I'd reread but a good enough way to pass time. The quality did degrade over the series, though, but the description of how depression feels (book two) was spot on.
The books are actually better
@@livegwendolyne6783 Ask Santa for a brain this Christmas
Shoutout to the Joker Honest Trailer for resurrecting this gem.
Same lol "stairs"
Yasss
Same, i'm here after the "Stairs"
@@LegendLength nope
I just wrote a comment, almost saying the exact same thing
Voldemort didn't kill Cedric.
He did something worse!
He obliviated him and turned him into a vampire!!!
#HarryPotterFan #SorryNotSorry
A gay vampire, to be exact
Nah. A gay poisonous sparkling fairy to be exact because they aren't vampires. Nor are the paedophile shapeshifters werewolves.
+Xehanort10 But they aren't pedophiles. Jacob explained it before, it's not a sexual attraction, it's an emotional attraction, your whole world spins around that person, you're her friend, brother, protector. Nothing harmful actually. It's pretty sweet. So stop twisting things just because you hate the franchize.
And they aren't werewolves at all. It's clearly stated in the book that they're just shape shifters. One of the tribe leaders who lived long ago, list his body, so in a form of a soul, he asked a wolf in the forest to share his body with him. So they shared that one body and left to the camp/village/whatever it is. When other tribe members saw the wolf approaching, they wanted to kill him at first. But they figured wolf has something to say. Their tribe had the power to leave their body and travel as spirits. That's how they fought their enemies. They caused tremors, screamed through wind to scare of their enemies. But at that time when the wolf came to camp, it was forbidden to do so by one man who betrayed the chief and took his real body(that's how he lost his body). But one man decided to risk it, so he left his body, because that way, in the spirit form, he was able to talk with the wolf. When the traitor in chief's body saw that, he got mad and took a knife, and slit the mans throat. When the chief in wolf's body saw that, he got so mad, he started crying, and all those emotions flew through him, changing his body into human form. He appeared different a bit, but the villagers recognized him. The traitor was killed if I remember correctly, and all of chief's children latter, just like him, had the power to transform into wolf form whenever they needed to protect their homes and families from their enemies, including vampires. But they looked like bigger stonger wolves ofc, like you see it in the movie.
***** Don't give me any of those bullshit excuses about how supposedly "romantic" imprinting is. It's paedophilia plain and simple. Meyer only had Renesmee age quickly to try and avoid accusations of Jacob being a paedophile. Well it didn't work.
You never read the books did you. Imprinting isn't always romantic sometimes it's like being best friends or a parential figure or even a silent protector. Besides werewolves don't age unless they master their wolf and anger issues so basically the relationship would be like Edward 100+ years and Bella's 18+ years. Also no one has ever really master their wolf in decades and the only reason so much werewolves/shapeshifters are running around is because the amount of vampires being in town. So like you really never did read the books because the books are better than the movie, plus the movie either ignored certain parts or the actors couldn't get it right.
Here's what twlight is a love tringe between a 17 year old girl a 100 year old man and a dog
Wow, I actually never thought of it that way 😂
lmfao "starring vanilla, shovel face, and...Troy Polamalu"
+Marco Clarke lost it at shovel face :D
+Marco Clarke No, it's Sharkboy on steroids.
+Bellatrix Lestrange xD lamo xDDDD
STARES..... All the STARES.....
+Adeel Ahmad as a steelers fan, I cried laughing at "troy polamalu" so good XD
this trailer is now already 10 years old and i still find it to be THE funniest honest trailer that was ever released on this channel...
100000 points from Hufflepuff.
I am very disappointed in you Mr. Diggory. *in Minerva McGonagall voice*
Detention Mr Diggory you blithering idiot.
but but... cedric is dead
Also, isn't Professor Sprout Hufflepuff's Head of House?
Haley Black I actually heard it in her voice before you said that
You don't have to write "in minerva McGonagall's voice"
I already read it in her voice
I am so ashamed of myself that I used to think the whole "I like watching you sleep" was even a little bit romantic. Excuse me while I read my past self to filth.
Ikr😭 I feel sorry for myself
Heads up. You changed your mind and stand by a mistake. That's more than many people do.
Same, I used to LOVE twilight
dont expose meee! nevermind, im gonna put my head in the sink to erase that memory.
I used to to
Before the book I thought jealous boy and protective boy was cute
But after this I’m fed up watching Peaple sleep is soooo not ok
"Shovelface". I die every time. xD
Saphi Izcool lol same to me his face actually looks like a shovel
No, a shovel looks better. He looks like a shovel somehow managed to sear it's self into his skin. Also, Cedric, how the hell could you become hhis way? Dam it Voldemort, the one time you kill for good you do it wrong
People, watch my piano covers! :D
What does it mean??I thought "shovel" meant digger but I dont get what "shovel face"can mean...😔Help please!
Me to😂😂😂😂
A friend made me watch Twilight before I knew what it was.
You guys didn't address some of the stuff that bothered me about the first movie:
1. The story did not even touch on the should-be-complicated-and-worthy-of-story-telling relationship she has with her father (after the first half hour of the movie, he basically ceased to exist).
2. The mirrors scene.
3. Sparkling.
The vampires in Twilight sparkle in the sunlight. Traditionally, vampires die if exposed to sunlight.
There is also a scene at the end where one of the evil vampires is chasing Bella in a ballet studio, and she sees him in the mirror's reflection. Traditionally, vampires do not have reflections.
XD dude just admit it you watched twilight by yourself,,, "before I knew what it was"
Nitin Chetla I knew Twilight was a book that was popular with girls, and that was about it. I spent most of my time working on a large personal project offline, so I wasn't "keeping up with the times", so to speak.
Xanofar Hehe... Twilight Sparkle.
To be honest, Twilight would have been awesome if they got rid of Bella, Edward, Jacob and the cullins and just centered on Charlie's story of life as a single dad who is also a police officer and likes to go fishing. I would watch it.
Ok SO GIRLS WHEN HE STALKS IT'S ROMANTIC. WHEN I DID IT IN HIGH SCHOOL IT WAS RESTRAINING ORDER?
you forgot to be a gay vampire
im going to stalk you, because i like the tard look you have, can i touch your talala than give you a fruitbowlnut and than you can tell me you love me and ill say shucks and youll say awww and ill say shucks again than youll bring me on a makeout hill spot over looking the sunset and ill say dayum and youll say ehh babi ehh babi eeeaaayy and than ill well drive off on rte55 into the desert and while you playing stick shift with the car ill play stick shift you you and all the boyz will be jealous ok love you
ps will you give me a dirty sanchez with fecal matter
ps i love you
ps im dreaming of you
ps im not fucking talking to you mom
ps MURICA
ps fuck off
hashtag djtwerkteam09 hashtag humanah humanaaahh vrroom vroooom i moter boat your belly button hashtag can i get sum cheese with dat belly button
ps hastag dat cellulite ass doe
hastag i like cleaning smhegma with my mouth dont shower
ps i love you DONT STOP BELIEVING because i wont
ps I BELIEVE I CAN FLY I BELIVE I CAN TOUCH YOUR MY BUTT. EVERY NIGHT AND EVERYDAY I SEMEN IN MY EYE FOR PAAAIN I BELIVE I CAN SORE RIGHT THROUGH THAT BLOODYBUTTHOLE
P FUCKING S I HAVE 14 childern THAT ALREADY CALL YOU PEP PEP YOU BETTER CALL THEM MAURICE NATASHA SHANABOI FARQWART SHEANMUTANATHA ALLAH HACKBAR MUTTTATA AND HIS TWIN MUFASsAH JENENEFROMDABLOCK (its a traditional bronx name) HOMANA and MY FAVORITE HUMMUS AND HIS LITTLE SISTER DORITO OH AND DONT FORGET MY ELDEST SON MATATA AND HIS WIFE HONEYDOODOO AND MY SON D.J SCRATCHNUTZ AND OF COURSE JAHMAL AND HAJAH
PS GOODNIGHT MY LITTLE ROSE BUD OF LOVE
BlueSkiesOpiateEyes Still a better love story than Twilight.
U DIDNT SPARKLE!!!!!!!
Put got the good stuff eh? ;)
Starring:
Vanilla
Shovel face and
Troy Polamalu
I'm dying I can't 😂😂😂😂
This is the one honest trailer that I can watch 100 times over and it'll still make me laugh my ass off
+JabberJawin' I even downloaded this for re-watching...It never fails to make me laugh even after, like, thousands of replaying.
I just watch the whole playlist in order over and over. Especially if I here a vague mention of Twilight
This movies destoryed image of vampires and werewolves.
Rose Dracula and Vampire diaries were before Twilight. I'm assuming OP meant since the book/movie came out vampires have been ruined.
PrincessJasmine I watch the vampire diaries I love it 😍 but twilight messed it up with there shitty sparkling vampire😡😡
Gotta play Castlevania, watch good ol' Dracula to cleanse the image of vampire heck even Chibi vampire is manlier than twilight.
well ok if u think like that why did u take ur time to watch that moive than
+Vlere azizi
Big sis just happenned to have horrible taste.
"I like watching you sleep"
And I like calling the police
Normally I am against book burning but I am going to make an exception
Lmfao I'm dead😂
Need I remind you that Bella's dad is the town chief of police. This is the one time she should've abused that power and file a restraining order on that creep.
Dear People Who Call Twilight Gay
We don't sparkle
Sincerely
Gays
Calling Twilight "gay" is an insult to gays everywhere.
YES SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS!
Hey L
Omfg you win at life.
you are my idol
At 1:09 it looks like he has tiny fairy wings XD
Omg yeah! 😂
That was probably on purpose. Symbolism and all that; using angel wings to compare him to an angel. He's far from one though, obviously.
maybe
Sacha Emeljanow He''s more like Angel from "Buffy" than anything else.
mugglesarecooltoo Possibly you just made that comparison because they are both vampires, but Angel is way cooler than Mr. Sparkly Vamp. Seriously, way, way, cooler. How many times has Mr. S. Vamp saved the world? If I'm remembering correctly, zero. And Angel? Too many times to count.
I never Noticed that 50% of e time all they do is stare at each other 😂
Like they just got told someone died
I've never seen The Twilight movies, but if you're telling me it's like those moments of King Kong only a shit ton longer, and the sparkly vampires, I'm really damn glad I haven't.
+MsJubjubbird I don't think they were acting. They were watching the movie crew hang themselves.
If a guy stared at me like that I would be totally creeped out.
I was like: Why do you have an honest Trailer for every Twilight Film and not for every Harry Potter
Then I realised: Oh... There's more to Laugh about in Twilight
"For teenage girls who aren't smart enough for The Hunger Games", that made me laugh so much!
When the world gives you Edward cullen, throw him back and demand Cedric Diggory!!!!💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤
Am sure he will agree!
Or any other performance by Robert Pattinson. Lighthouse and Tenet were amazing. Batman looks even better.
@@dp-g5i
Nope. Batman 2021 will absolutely become Twilight 2.0.
Sorry Harry Potter sucks
@@dp-g5i
I’ll be the judge of that.
Slowly
Turning
Acting
Reacting
and
Emoting
Silently
+catkaboodle
S.T.A.R.E.S.
*Cue Music*
Love
Yang Wright t
Finding a man, a 100 year old man - a man that appears as though he was going to puke the first time he saw her.
Except it's the opposite. He wants to tear her throat out and drink her dry...
This is one of Honest Trailer's classics.
So the soundtrack for "stares" has stayed the same since the inception of the channel. Its a really cool music. Heard it used the first time in the Agents of SHIELD Honest Trailer - "S.T.A.R.I.N.G.", if anyone here has seen that video xD
What song is it? Can u give me the original song?
@@LAVutube great ambition chappel music
@@arnabsinha4643 thank you soooo much
I saw this on Teens React and just had to see it again.
Me too
Haha same here.
same
same
Squirrelflight2426 yep
damn it Cedric... you had so much potential
RIGHT?! Why did the only haldway important Hufflepuff have to die?! And I'm not counting Tonks, even though she is awesome as f***, because it was mentioned like one time and then never again that she was a Hufflepuff.
it's ok, he gave up to be Bruce Wayne now
he really did
At least after this franchise was over, he dedicated his life to becoming an indie darling with movies like The Lost City of Z, The Lighthouse, Good Time, and The Rover. And thank God for that.
"Based on the Terrible Books!" I was ROLLING by the first line already, LMAO. Also, notice how NOBODY demanded Screen Junkies to do an honest trailer on Twilight? ... so sad
"And her inability to pour ketchup" 😂😂😂
My favourite line
"For teenage girls who aren't smart enough for The Hunger Games."
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Or Harry Potter
Jackelyn sanchez I second Harry Potter xD
Malavika Parthasarathy So, is your caps lock button broken?
Malavika Parthasarathy I think your spelling is broken too
It is said the movie contains a total of 25+ minutes of stares. I'm starting to believe it.
Should've talked about the fact that Alice, the one who can SEE THE FREAKING FUTURE, didn't even realize Bella was going to sneak off and meet that evil vampire dude, James.
I mean seriously, wasn't Alice suppose to be protecting Bella? How the hell did a human sneak away from a "powerful" vampire.
And why does Bella listen to every word Edward says? Its like an abusive, manipulative relationship.....
Ugh why did preteen me like this series so much.
Yes, we shouldn't have been told how excessively "smart" vampires were, when they continually made such stupid mistakes and choices.
If a vampire, who admits to wanting to hurt you and watches you in your sleep, who is also 900-ish years old and obsesses over you, tells you what to do, you fucking listen XD
Preteen girls are stupid that's why.
I have never agreed with anyone more in my life
Me or Jessica?
"This catatonic teenager..." lol 😄
Is the narrator Batman? lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Predicted Robert Patterson being Batman
🙄 prediction.
Robert is batman
Edward is though. A 100 year old batman that sparkles! Gotta love these accidental comments that have no meaning at the moment 😂
That Epic Stare Theme Music is OFF THE HOOK!
Is this all their love is? Stares and saying I love you a million times?
Pretty much.
That sounds realistic. *amount of sarcasm cannot be measured*
Saiyan Jedi It's more obsession than love. The reasons they fancy each other make no sense whatsoever. Edward only fancies Bella because her blood smells good to him and because she's the only person whose mind he can't read which is only because she has no mind to read. And Bella only fancies him because he sparkles and because she thinks he's hot. The whole series is a load of shit.
Ok I like to hear both sides before judging since I haven't read the books. What is good about it?
Saiyan Jedi There is nothing good about it.
1:18 that stare tho 😂
I died of laughter lol
Who came back to this to listen to the first voiceover guy speaking?
I DID YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! Hehe 😂😂😂
I thought it was the same guy and I was gonna commend his improvement lol
It’s actually the second of the 3
I’m here
Generic Channel 1,873-2 I did, and this dude is terrible lol
"Err... I know this looks creepy but it's REALLY romantic in the films" - Lmfao I just died of laughter
How does he look attractive as Cedric but not as Edward?
The world will never know.
Because he is pasty as hell with weird colored eyes.
Jazmine Dee This is why I don't get Bella. "Oh it's a hot guy who'll be a loyal as a dog and will swear to protect me or a very old jerk who'd kill me at the drop of a hat"
Guess which one she chooses.
make up
The glitter.
The stares part still makes me chuckle after all these years
Still a better love story than Twilig-err wait nevermind
Severus Snape: "100 points from Hufflepuff, Cedric Diggory, for leaving Hogwarts without permission."
(Like if you are a Potterhead!)
RIP Snape :(
*****
Vampires are ruined by Meyer's *TERRIFYING* writing.
They use to burn under the sun, now they sparkle.
They use to be afraid of crucifixes, now they hang them on their walls.
They are suppose to KILL you, not fall in love with you.
They can't watch you sleep, because they can't enter a house uninvited.
The list goes on...
Before I read Harry Potter (HP) I always thought of it as DUMB and STUPID (which is basically the same thing.) Then I told myself, "You can't hate a book without reading it! Then I read it. I was ADDICTED. YES it sounds like a drug).
But Twilight was... ---___--- (No, just no.)
+Peace Yin (殷愛恩) Just 100? XD
Katie Lancer Nope, more like 9999999 to the power of infinity.
Or whatever Snape thinks of...
+Peace Yin (殷愛恩) All the points from Hufflepuff ever because it sparkles. Why does it sparkle, Merlin, it's so wrong...
I was one of those girls about 7 years ago. They were dark times and I am not proud of my past.
Well we of the internet are glad that you are no longer a fan of such horrid "literature". Have a cookie and one free internet.
When I was 12, I decided to read the first book to see what the hype was about. I couldn't understand why people liked it and promptly returned to the land of harry potter.
Edit: I just remembered I spent the whole book mentally screaming at Edward to kill whoever the main character was already.
Same...But I never left the land of Harry Potter :)
so if i bathe in glitter i can get a girlfriend
Yes
nope, you'll get allergies and lots of itch and of course, *glittas*
You'll be fabulous XD
No, you will have a gal pal, whom will think you to be gayer than freddy + Edward, hence why she will hang out with you.
But the catch is it shouldn't shine in public ;)
As hard as it is to believe, the books were better. But they were still terrible compared to other books I've read.
"They"? You mean, you read the first book, and it was terrible, but you went ahead and read the others anyway?
Keith White Well, yeah. That's the rule of a series, you have to read the full thing before judging. Well, that's how it is for me, at least.
Keith White Might as well and judge it fairly.
tigergirl305 Thats true, sometimes the books turn on themselves and resolve the things that you hated about it.
True, the books were better but when the movies came out, the stark majority of Twi-haters grew exponentially.
the stares kills me everytime
Fun fact: Stephanie Meyers is actually a talented writer, but her publishers were dicks to her because she was a woman with nothing to her name in writing at the time, so they told her to write something that she could market to other females (aka romance novels instead of action and sci-fi) if she wanted to make it. So she wrote Twilight
True^^ I hate Twilight but The Host is amazing (the book)
True... Twilight is disturbing but the Host is quite good and frankly, it is a weird thing that the same woman who wrote the crappiest supernatural romance ever written, is actually a decent author.
Wait.. she based Twilight off a dream she had.. This is actually her, and her writing style can be described by her usage of a single word: chagrin. Her grammar is fucked, though she is probably improving. I can't say for sure, I haven't read the Host, so I won't go too much into that.
I hope it's true, and that her storytelling has improved by now.
She based Twilight off a dream she had...after her publishers forced her into writing romance. What you're saying doesn't disagree with what I said. Obviously her grammar would not be as up to par as it can be though if she felt detached in what she was writing. Now that she made a name for herself, she doesn't have to take shit from a Publishing company, so she has written and published The Host, and it is a pretty interesting read.
What you said contradicts what Stephenie stated in interviews. Twilight was a finished thing and that's how she presented it to the publishers, she said this herself. Sure, her editor changed things, but she said she loved writing romance. The Host has romance.
"Did you follow me?"
"I feel this need to protect you."
Totally just realized how stalkerish that sounds... >.>
2:01 "i know it looks creepy, but..but it's very romantic in the movie.. i promise" Looool
"This catatonic teenager will fall for the world's gayest vampire" Gold
Vanilla, Shovel Face, and Troy Polamalu made me laugh so hard I choked XD
"And her inability to pour ketchup" 1:37
HAHAHAHA I had never noticed that shit before WTF!!!
Since twilight has a teen girl falling for a vampire, wouldn't that count as necropilia? Seriously an honest Question.
pedonecrophilia, technically.
Don't forget ephebophilia on his end.
ShizukuSeiji OK that's what I figured.
lunayoshi so true.
"You watch me while I sleep?"
"No. I'm present while your unconscious."
😀
Do you wanna build a horxcrux
Come on let's go and kill
I never see your nose anymore
Come out your door
It's like it's run away ( the nose )
I used to be a death eater
Your N.1 fan
Now you won't even come with me
To maim and kill
do you wanna build a horxcrux
Or better yet we can kill harry potter
' Go curse yourself bellatrix '
' Ok,bye'😢
Do you wanna kill harry potter
Or ride our brooms into hogwarts
I think your appointment is overdue
What the heck you'd do
Without a nose
'Hang in there voldy '
It gets a little boring
Cursing house elves
I wish you'd let me kill
Avada kedavra
Voldy please I know you're in there
People are shipping you with me ( bellatrix )
I keep trying to tell them
I can't marry someone
who can't smell
They say they're Potterheads but I don't
understand
So just let me in.
We only have each other
It's you and me
Who are we gonna kill
do you wanna get a nose job............
It should get a Grammy!!!
lmfao that was awesome😂😂😂😂
I, as a Potterhead, grant you 10 points for your house! (Please tell me you're my housemate bc I'm Slytherin)
:')
1,000,000,000 to your house!
I died when he said troy polamalu
shovel face hahahahahaa
Shovel face and mouth breather
Dark hearted foolboy. Maybe if the military takes you you'll grow up.- You need Jesus
Saying you hate Christians and wanted to slit my throat for not believing what you believe to justify your verbal threat of murder.
"Expressed ENTIRELY in stares...." 1:08
XD XD XD
BRUHHH Troy Polamalu lmao.
Expressed through stares *plays intense music*
"for teenage girls who arent smart enough for hunger games"
#rekt#burn
i died at "shovel face"
A relationship based on stares sounds better than any of the words that comes out of either of their mouths.
"This ......... Teenager will fall for the World's GAYEST VAMPIRE." LMFAO
it's worse than her inability to pour ketchup. It's her inability to dispense ketchup from a squeeze bottle, which is exponentially easier.
lmao...that was creepy *"whispers I like watching you sleep"*
I know right? I kept trying to imitate that line without sounding creepy, but I couldn't! It's just so creepy.
“Stares.............and even more stares”
0:30 I laughed more than I should have at that..
The definition of vampire is really flexible in fiction.
Castlevania - Alucard (okay, half-vampire): middle-age man turned white-haired bishonen turned black-haired bishonen.
Cirque du Freak - Vampire turning into bats? Bullshit!
Hellsing - We use guns, and shadows, and more teeth than sharks.
Sesame Street - Fuck you guys I can do math.
Sparkling vampires, while silly, is the least of the problem here.
yeah I always thought so as well, edward can be as sparkly as he wants but like it would be cool if the main characters actually had something in common.....
did someone said meth?!
Haitani That would cause some High Vampire jokes.
hahaha XD
How come my comment about pop culture vampires turned into two people bickering.
My father and I still can't get over shovel face...
"Her inability to pour ketchup"
LMAO
Normally I feel Twilight jokes have been done to death, but this is so well down I still like.
A film that teaches young girls that the only thing that matters its finding a man :D
....A hundred year old man...
hehehe
......and NOT having sex till you are old enough to be your own grandmother.
as a vampire's bloodlust was original a Victorian Times metaphore for sex a vegatarian vampire must be some 21th century metaphore for an eunuch.
F***ing right.
'shovel face' oh my god
broo, whats hilarious is that bella is the one who actually looks like a vampire
0:13 "for teenage girls who weren't smart enough for the hunger games" LOL :D great !
I was actually about 10-12 tbh when I watched the movies and read the books, and I still liked hunger games more
She's not the worst author, The Host was pretty good.
But yeah, The Twilight books were pretty bad.
The Host was terrible.
You want a good book? Read something by Graham McNeill.
I started watching the host because my mom rented it, thinking it would be good, and I couldn't even make it through five minutes because it was just so dumb
Nicole Billie I do believe I was talking about the book. I never even mentioned the movie; it's not like she directed it herself. I have not even watched the movie, so I'm afraid I can't relate.
1krani Was it? In comparison to the Twilight books, it was good. Then again, it's been years since I read it last, and I haven't watched the movie, so I could be wrong. Also, different people have different tastes, keep that in mind.
☯ Mermaid J ☯
Dude, compared to Twilight, X-Men Origins: Wolverine is good. Master of Disguise is good. Spider-Man 3, Dredd, the Cars movies; it takes *effort* to be worse than Twilight.
1:01 for a moment I thought it was the actual soundtrack of the movie... that would've been one good thing about this saga
It's like the sound effect of some virus zombie movie like 28 Weeks Later
So...where is that music from?