Everything I learned in Dallas

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  • @alostrich
    @alostrich  5 місяців тому +185

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    • @marmitenot.
      @marmitenot. 5 місяців тому +8

      I LOVE that shirt. Possums are my favorite.

    • @jamesbailey4304
      @jamesbailey4304 5 місяців тому +3

      Careful, Mahomes is still their QB, you might summon him

    • @adamr9215
      @adamr9215 5 місяців тому +4

      Fort Worth, where the west begins. Dallas, where the east just kind of peters out.

    • @chrischaf
      @chrischaf 5 місяців тому +2

      @2:02 But *wait*!!!
      *Where* did you have the best brisket of your life?!?
      You didn't tell us! lol
      I have some friends that live near Dallas and I want recommend it.
      And if I ever head down to Dallas again, I don't want to get stuck going to Dicky's BBQ pit!
      I want to have the best brisket of my life toooooo! :O
      :D

    • @AwlDeigh
      @AwlDeigh 5 місяців тому +1

      Grew up in Dallas, went to ft worth when I was 14…first time

  • @deneentorkelson5705
    @deneentorkelson5705 5 місяців тому +1490

    My brother used to live in Texas and I asked him if Texas was the South or the West. He just looked at me and said and I quote” Texas is … Texas”.

    • @alostrich
      @alostrich  5 місяців тому +320

      He gets it

    • @lss-jprep4980
      @lss-jprep4980 5 місяців тому +85

      Yes, yes we are.

    • @deaconblooze1
      @deaconblooze1 5 місяців тому +139

      There used to be commercials for Texas that said, 'where the south meets the west; it's like a whole 'nother country'.

    • @deneentorkelson5705
      @deneentorkelson5705 5 місяців тому +26

      @@deaconblooze1 I have no problem picturing that.

    • @JimNedCreek
      @JimNedCreek 5 місяців тому +115

      There is Texas and Not Texas. We prefer Texas.

  • @Jaster832
    @Jaster832 5 місяців тому +928

    Legitimately my favorite thing about videos with Texas in the title is the comments section where different regions of Texas talk shit on each other and then we band together to talk shit on other states.

    • @spacedredd
      @spacedredd 5 місяців тому +115

      Plus we all HATE Austin, or Eastern LA...

    • @Jaster832
      @Jaster832 5 місяців тому +83

      @@spacedredd Facts. DFW v Houston is friendly shit talking, but even Austin people talk shit on Austin. Commiefornians have gained a beach head.

    • @kristenlydens
      @kristenlydens 5 місяців тому +44

      ​@spacedredd 100%. My fave t-shirt says "Don't Austin my Texas". Lol😂

    • @jehick
      @jehick 5 місяців тому +57

      You are correct. Dallas and houston folks don't like each other in TX but the second we are in another state we are the best of friends because we're both Texan

    • @candace2117
      @candace2117 5 місяців тому +21

      @@spacedredd No we don't all hate Austin. Only those not from there 🙃

  • @JM_Rosebranch
    @JM_Rosebranch 5 місяців тому +494

    "Their road system was designed by throwing spaghetti at a wall" 😂😂😂 This was the description of Dallas roads I needed.

    • @chazfu
      @chazfu 5 місяців тому +18

      And he was being generous. Downtown Dallas is a nightmare to drive through. Even if you've been here for years, the constant construction means its always different every time. I had to drive from Collin County to Lemon and McKinney for work each day in the 90's when they had 75 closed down to 1 lane for construction in large parts. I was in a car with no AC or radio in the middle of summer. I was so thrilled to get transferred to a new store in Plano.

    • @LynyrdSkynyrd.4Ever
      @LynyrdSkynyrd.4Ever 5 місяців тому +16

      Fun fact: many of the roads in Texas were originally cow paths that followed the contours of the terrain. Not a joke, as someone likes to say! I'm 5th generation Texan...

    • @JackBWatkins
      @JackBWatkins 5 місяців тому +10

      Meet me at the corner of Turtle Creek and Turtle Creek.

    • @TheActionBastard
      @TheActionBastard 5 місяців тому

      It's accurate for all our cities. We don't truck with those squares and shit....

    • @derekwalker4622
      @derekwalker4622 5 місяців тому +4

      Worst roads in Texas, gotta be Houston, a living nightmare everytime I went there, and I went there a lot as a professional trucker.

  • @concken1
    @concken1 5 місяців тому +243

    A bumper sticker seen recently: Keep Austin Weird, Fort Worth Fun and Dallas 30 miles over there.

    • @CheeseyBreezey
      @CheeseyBreezey Місяць тому

      Austin ain't weird no more. California saw to that.

    • @jameskaihatu6209
      @jameskaihatu6209 Місяць тому

      @@CheeseyBreezey Austin is plenty weird. You need to look harder. Don't blame it on California - Austin was never going to retain its obvious weirdness for very long with its music scene getting international attention. I don't think California was responsible for SXSW or ACL.

    • @CheeseyBreezey
      @CheeseyBreezey Місяць тому

      @@jameskaihatu6209 Austin was weird. Austin was affordable. Californians started moving by the truckful, Austin ain't affordable, and it ain't weird. Californians move it, vote for the same shit that made large swaths of California so prohibitively expensive and boring and then they go "Why's it all going to hell" when they did this, if it was just to themselves there would be no problem, but they keep coming to Texas and doing it to us and them.

  • @andreweaster6453
    @andreweaster6453 5 місяців тому +1132

    As a Fort Worth native: like a good neighbor, Dallas can stay over there.

    • @thattinawoman5119
      @thattinawoman5119 5 місяців тому +55

      Truth. I moved to Fort Worth from Dallas just to escape Dallas and it was entirely worth it.

    • @Wickwatcher
      @Wickwatcher 5 місяців тому +33

      And Fort Worth can stay in Tarrant county.

    • @lef891
      @lef891 5 місяців тому +32

      I lived in Fort Worth pretty much my whole life. I only drove to Dallas 1 time. That was enough.

    • @hossbronco
      @hossbronco 5 місяців тому +34

      If y’all could both stop expanding that would be great!

    • @thattinawoman5119
      @thattinawoman5119 5 місяців тому +24

      @@Wickwatcher Now now - DFW is a good balance, Tarrant/Denton is for some, Dallas/Collin are for others...and the best part is they are both in Texas. :)

  • @plumbline99
    @plumbline99 5 місяців тому +848

    As a Mississippian that now lives in Fort Worth.....Texas is not the South....Texas is Texas. Also, as different as Dallas and Fort Worth are....we all agree that Austin is the lone crayon in a box of markers..

    • @h4tch3tt74
      @h4tch3tt74 5 місяців тому

      Austin is the out of state poeple. We just shove them in one location so we dont have to deal with them. Though Dallas is that way a bit too with all the wealth there

    • @triciawilkerson456
      @triciawilkerson456 5 місяців тому +61

      Accurate. Austin remains the People’s Republic of Austin and always will be

    • @murdermittensnyc
      @murdermittensnyc 5 місяців тому +49

      Austin is the crayon that was up someones nose and then crewed on before being chucked into the play box. Use at your own caution.

    • @Pxzvamp33
      @Pxzvamp33 5 місяців тому +32

      Lone crayon in a box of markers😂😂

    • @ginger4141
      @ginger4141 5 місяців тому +33

      You aren't joking, but Austin use to be just really cool town.

  • @sageduff4747
    @sageduff4747 5 місяців тому +409

    When I moved to DFW many years ago, I was told that Dallas is the western-most eastern city and Fort Worth is the eastern-most western city. I think that’s fitting.

    • @hvp6218
      @hvp6218 5 місяців тому +9

      And the eastern most sections from Mesquite, Garland, and beyond just get more and more...well east! Rockwall, more money, more guns. Not that it's a bad thing, It's just a thing.

    • @South40Slim
      @South40Slim 5 місяців тому +17

      Fort Worth is "Where the West Begins".

    • @doverton6885
      @doverton6885 4 місяці тому +1

      I'll have to remember that one....perfect😊

    • @TheIgle
      @TheIgle 4 місяці тому +3

      Fort Worths motto is "where the west begins". I can't decide if that means like.. if you go one more foot west, its no longer the South. Or if once you enter, its no longer the South. its.. confusing.

    • @TheoneGodfather
      @TheoneGodfather 4 місяці тому +2

      Since Fort Worth turned blue we’ll see how long Fort Worth stays Fort Worth.

  • @kg4gav
    @kg4gav 5 місяців тому +262

    Last time I was in Dallas and rented a car there was a CHANCE of snow/ice one of the days I was going to be there. The guy at the counter asked if I had ever driven in snow or ice before, since I had reserved a compact car. I assured him I had and I was not concerned. He straight faced said “ I’m going to upgrade you to a 4 whee drive SUV, no additional cost. YOU may know how to drive in that mess, but WE don’t. At least this may give you an opportunity to get out of the way so we don’t run into you.”
    He wasn’t wrong, there were pileups on every non straight road I went on. I’m not even sure there was any actual ice. I think the thought of potential ice made everyone a worse driver.

    • @candace2117
      @candace2117 5 місяців тому +26

      Good looking out on his part. North Texans don't know how to drive on icy or snowy roads. I used to live in Chicago, so I learned. But, when the roads ice or snow-over, I stay off them for that reason, alone. I just wait for everything to melt 😉

    • @mmarr6252
      @mmarr6252 5 місяців тому +29

      I've lived in Dallas my whole life. Sadly, most folks around here don't know how to drive when the roads are dry and the sun is shining. The whole city shuts down at the thought of ice.

    • @cathyfield4765
      @cathyfield4765 5 місяців тому +5

      @@candace2117 I have the same experience in Kansas City. I'm also from the Chicago area. I learned to drive a stick shift heading up a snow packed hill.

    • @radarksu
      @radarksu 5 місяців тому +12

      Ya see, what had happened was, rain.
      That's it, it didn't need to freeze, everything goes to shit when it rains.

    • @DChrls
      @DChrls 5 місяців тому +4

      That sounds like where I live in southwest Louisiana. It rains here a lot but you would think people have never driven on wet roads before.
      There aren't a bunch of accidents it's just that the majority of people start driving 5 mph UNDER the speed limit and leave a gap big enough to fit an 18 wheeler between them and the vehicle in front of them.
      They drive like they have no tread left on their tires.

  • @DMS-pq8
    @DMS-pq8 5 місяців тому +131

    In Texas we stop everything and head for bunkers if we get an half inch of snow on the ground but are only too happy to sit outside and watch tornados

    • @JMac85X
      @JMac85X 5 місяців тому +2

      So true, I also noticed in DFW when it rains everyone gets scared to drive

    • @sherryjoiner396
      @sherryjoiner396 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@@JMac85XIn Tyler, you better be scared to drive! Any time there's a sprinkle, it's bumpercars.😂

    • @lisab1419
      @lisab1419 4 місяці тому +2

      Amen to that!

    • @JMac85X
      @JMac85X 4 місяці тому +2

      @@sherryjoiner396 I'd rather be in Tyler than DFW, place is packed over here.

    • @tanyawatkins7206
      @tanyawatkins7206 4 місяці тому

      Also a spec of rain sends most true Texans indoors, with a day off of any outdoor work. EXCEPT road construction. Nothing can stop that. They’re like the ants

  • @Hoplophile1
    @Hoplophile1 5 місяців тому +180

    Regarding the roads in the Dallas area, the best quote I've heard: "I-35 is like Mickey Rourke -- the more work they have done, the worse it gets."

    • @mslisadianemorse
      @mslisadianemorse 5 місяців тому +5

      AMEN! Ugh!

    • @Birdnerd1968
      @Birdnerd1968 5 місяців тому +5

      Just think, when they finally finish it in 50 years we can see what it looks like.

    • @Luna-og6fz
      @Luna-og6fz 4 місяці тому +3

      Tell me I -35 will never change . Just stop by Austin TX

    • @floydthephilosopher
      @floydthephilosopher 4 місяці тому +4

      Yeah, I can't even tell the lines apart anymore lol 😅😐

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 4 місяці тому +3

      @@Birdnerd1968 Nope, they'll just start over.

  • @philipb5014
    @philipb5014 5 місяців тому +100

    The road system in Dallas was actually designed by cattle. Cattle take the easiest route from Point A to Point B. The road engineers conceded that the cows were smarter than they were, and took the easy way out. End of story.

    • @doverton6885
      @doverton6885 4 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @1995texasaggie
      @1995texasaggie 4 місяці тому +6

      Dallas road system is probably the best in Texas since a lot of it is a grid. Get off the road in Austin, Houston, or San Antonio and find an alternate route and you'll appreciate how bovine Dallas is. Lockhart, TX for BBQ.

    • @jessicacolegrove4152
      @jessicacolegrove4152 3 місяці тому

      Why San Antonio is essentially A circle with 2 ring roads TX 1604 and I410 than cut like a pie by I10, I35, I37, US281, and US90

  • @Eujoung
    @Eujoung 5 місяців тому +284

    "I'm pretty sure they created Dickey's BBQ to distract the out of towners from the really good spots. Very clever." This had me rolling 🤣

    • @chazfu
      @chazfu 5 місяців тому +14

      The sad thing is Dickey's used to to be solid until they started a massive expansion push in the early 00"s. Really fell off since then.

    • @charlesbarry7479
      @charlesbarry7479 5 місяців тому +4

      Yup, we ran Dickies out of town. The couldn't compete with the local smokers.

    • @chazfu
      @chazfu 5 місяців тому +3

      @@charlesbarry7479 I went there about 3 years ago, since it's close to home, and was very disappointed with the quality and the price. I remember enjoying it quite a bit in the 90's, but it has fallen off a lot since then.

    • @LB-jw3ly
      @LB-jw3ly 5 місяців тому +5

      When I want BBQ but don’t want to drive to the good places I go to Dickeys. They are “ok”

    • @Zeke1966
      @Zeke1966 5 місяців тому +8

      Dickies used to be really good until they got too big for their britches. Quality went way down. There was only one (Central Expwy) until the '80's then 2 more popped up in Plano, Tx (Coit Rd & DT Plano). After that, it went downhill.

  • @taustin6524
    @taustin6524 5 місяців тому +364

    Love it or hate it, Texas is unique. My response to people who say they “hate” Texas is: “Nah, you just visited the wrong area”😂

    • @highping1786
      @highping1786 5 місяців тому

      I've found that most people who hate Texas have never even been there.

    • @dfreeman16s
      @dfreeman16s 5 місяців тому +10

      That's every state. Except California that state just sucks.

    • @Atlasworkinprogress
      @Atlasworkinprogress 5 місяців тому +5

      @@dfreeman16s Yosemite is pretty freaking nice. Same with the Shasta and Lassen areas. And the High Sierras. As a Texan, man we have some great nature out west, and in the Hill Country, but California kills us on that stuff.

    • @ExTrumpet
      @ExTrumpet 5 місяців тому +2

      Dallas certainly has a lot of "wrong areas!"

    • @patrickkenna6387
      @patrickkenna6387 5 місяців тому +2

      We have little Germany in Texas. Fredericksburg and a few others.

  • @4e616d65
    @4e616d65 5 місяців тому +123

    Dickies is to BBQ what Olive Garden is to Italian.
    Fun fact, my brother's wife grew up on Oak Cliff. As a teenager her sister was hit by a stray bullet. By the time the ambulance showed up to their house, they had already been in the ER for 20 minutes.

    • @tashumbriamiller
      @tashumbriamiller 5 місяців тому +17

      Yep, sounds about right. Oak cliff native here

    • @Bones12x2
      @Bones12x2 4 місяці тому +9

      Id argue its worse. It's like Olive Garden but in Italy. I don't understand how Dickies even exists.

    • @4e616d65
      @4e616d65 4 місяці тому +5

      @@Bones12x2 It used to be a decent option in areas that didn't have a local BBQ joint. I used to love abusing their ice cream machine to make coke floats on hot days when I worked in maintenance.

    • @Bones12x2
      @Bones12x2 4 місяці тому

      @@4e616d65 they don't have many where I grew up. First time I went to one was in college and I almost asked for a refund it was so trash.

    • @RealTechZen
      @RealTechZen 4 місяці тому +12

      ​​@@Bones12x2 Dickies exists on nostalgia. I'm 72, and I at a Dickies when there was only one location, run by Roland Dickie on the east side of Dallas Central Expressway at Fitzhugh Avenue. The place had sawdust on the floor, seating for about 35, and you had to bring your own beer. There were 9 pits out back that could handle half of a steer each, because that's how much he catered.
      When Dr. Pepper went national, they loaded a Braniff 727-200QC half full of cans of soda and half full of Roland Dickie's brisket and buns, and they gave away Dickie's BBQ sandwiches with cans of Dr. Pepper in Times Square New York at lunchtime. My father was the Braniff executive who sold the charter. Roland's grand kids and their cousins who have no memories of those days run the company now, and they're too much like John Neely Bryan.

  • @chriswhite318
    @chriswhite318 5 місяців тому +192

    "Dallas is just..... Dallas. And they REALLY want to keep it out of Ft. Worth." Truer words have never been spoken.😂

    • @thewordlove4316
      @thewordlove4316 4 місяці тому +4

      and
      Ft.
      Worth WANTS it that way!!
      #welcometotexasnowgoongit
      🤌🙈🙉🙊🤌

    • @Deuteromis
      @Deuteromis Місяць тому

      True, but sadly these past 15years Fort Worth feels like it's turning into Dallas. 7th street is a perfect example.

  • @StacieBussey
    @StacieBussey 5 місяців тому +72

    As a born and bred Texan, this was hilarious! It is true Texas is neither South or West.. we're Texas ❤ and i totally agree with the commenter who said Austin is the crayon among the markers

    • @AKHWJ3ST
      @AKHWJ3ST 4 місяці тому

      That's what makes Austin . . . well, Austin.

    • @the_real_littlepinkhousefly
      @the_real_littlepinkhousefly 4 місяці тому

      Austin doesn't want to be a marker. We're very happy being the lone crayon, thankyouverymuch.

  • @murdermittensnyc
    @murdermittensnyc 5 місяців тому +72

    Fun fact, the soil (yes actual dirt) from the Eastern US and Western US meet between Dallas and Fort Worth. So east of D you get trees, W of FW you get scrub land. May-June = hail season. June-August = H*LL season. Come visit us October-Jan 15 for best first timer results. Y’all is the proper spelling. Ya’ll is for Houston thru Louisiana.

    • @seanjake87
      @seanjake87 4 місяці тому +2

      I learned so much from this post - or, it explained things that I kind of knew, but didn’t know why. Thank you!

    • @tom8hoes
      @tom8hoes 4 місяці тому

      You is singular, y'all is plural, and all y'all is for big groups or plural small groups.

    • @vidpie
      @vidpie 4 місяці тому +2

      West of, roughly, Midway Rd in Dallas homes have more foundation issues.

    • @AKHWJ3ST
      @AKHWJ3ST 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Maevelikeschampagne In English grammar punctuation, the apostrophe is used to indicate missing letters. Such as, you all is contracted into y'all. Which, by the way, is never used to indicate only one. Y'all is meant as plural, more than one. Used incorrectly makes me cringe. Like fingernails on a blackboard.

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 місяці тому +2

      @@AKHWJ3ST Maybe that's true for English, but that's not what we're talkin' about. "All Y'all" is plural. "Y'all" can be used to apply to a lone person, a tree, a bunch of chickens, or a recalcitrant machine. "Y'all" is a universal term. "All Y'all" is slightly more specific and means the subject of the sentence, plus everyone they might meet before whatever event takes place.
      "Y'all come on back, now!" means for you, or whomever is right there with you, is welcome to come back for a visit.
      "All y'all had best stay out of the bayou." - everyone on that side of the county had best stay away from the bayou, there's probably alligators and/or turtles, if not a crazy neighbor or three.
      Sorry if spoken language makes you cringe. Languages are fluid, dynamic, and constantly changing. You have to shift with them, or just try to be the lone voice of reason and the subject of gossip. (Had y'all heard of ol' @AKHWJ3ST? They went plum crazy over Mary-Beth calling her dog out of the chickens the other day!)

  • @raywilliams5451
    @raywilliams5451 5 місяців тому +60

    Fort Worth is where the West begins. Dallas is where the East peters out. - Will Rogers

    • @starventure
      @starventure 5 місяців тому

      So what about the area in between?

    • @ErikPT
      @ErikPT 5 місяців тому +2

      @@starventure Arlington is a suburb but that's just it--it's a literal city but no 'skysraper' so it's the middle ground and we got the Texas Rangers

    • @jfruser
      @jfruser 4 місяці тому

      @@starventure Purgatory.

  • @xLoLRaven
    @xLoLRaven 5 місяців тому +95

    "Their roads were made by throwing spaghetti at a wall" - God that is so true. Back in 2010 I took my nephews to Six Flags over Dallas.... To this day that trip was the only time where my TomTom GPS had a stroke.

    • @bobinchampions6411
      @bobinchampions6411 5 місяців тому +1

      You have a TomTom?

    • @xLoLRaven
      @xLoLRaven 5 місяців тому +2

      @@bobinchampions6411 *had* a TomTom.

    • @HollyMoore-wo2mh
      @HollyMoore-wo2mh 5 місяців тому +4

      Just in my small part of Texas ... Let's see 1171 is Main Street (West AND East) ... Cross Timbers Road .. and further out it's back to 1171. Then there's 2499 .. it's also The Dam Road ... 2499 .. Long Prairie Road... and International Parkway ... ALL are one and the same. Those are just the two main roads. I won't go into other roads as it is just as confusing.

    • @falconcorban4128
      @falconcorban4128 5 місяців тому +5

      Imagine the fun of navigating Dallas with a mapsco :D.

    • @falconcorban4128
      @falconcorban4128 5 місяців тому +4

      @@HollyMoore-wo2mh sounds a lot like loop 12 in Dallas.

  • @ChefDuJour78
    @ChefDuJour78 5 місяців тому +21

    Texas is the south and the southwest rolled into one. I’ve never been to a restaurant in Texas that did not have sweet tea.

    • @Christian-vq8rd
      @Christian-vq8rd 5 місяців тому

      Was there a few summers ago and a few places didn't have sweet tea

  • @michaelnorman4476
    @michaelnorman4476 5 місяців тому +32

    Having grown up in Dallas Fort Worth (DFW to outsiders) all of this can’t be more true. The one thing about the sweet tea you you have to realize is that Dr Pepper is King in Texas.

    • @janettamcgee8124
      @janettamcgee8124 5 місяців тому +7

      Dr Pepper is my drug of choice!! When I travel by car to other states I always take a 12 pack with me "just in case". I hate it when you ask for a Dr Pepper and they reply " We have Mr Pibb". They might as well just say something bad about my Mama.

    • @michaelnorman4476
      @michaelnorman4476 5 місяців тому +4

      @@janettamcgee8124 I know what you mean. People are always like “Mr. Pib and Dr. Pepper the same thing.”
      I’m like “Have you ever tried the two they’re not the same!🤣”

    • @shannonberentsen1990
      @shannonberentsen1990 4 місяці тому +3

      @@janettamcgee8124I was recently in the Boston area and asked if they had Dr Pepper. She said the closest they had was Pepsi. I thought "In what world is Pepsi anywhere close to Dr Pepper?"

    • @Amoschp524
      @Amoschp524 Місяць тому

      @@shannonberentsen1990 well wild cherry Pepsi is the closest in a pinch.

  • @coachglenndavis
    @coachglenndavis 5 місяців тому +58

    I’ve driven in about 30-35 states and traveled to over 2 dozen countries. Dallas drivers and Dallas highways stressed me out like no other place on this earth.

    • @flatfeetlefthanded
      @flatfeetlefthanded 5 місяців тому

      Conveniently, I-30 and I-35 are highways in Dallas that consistently show up in a list of top 10 deadliest highways in the US.

    • @ChumStun
      @ChumStun 5 місяців тому +1

      I don’t know. I’m from Dallas and Miami drivers are the absolute worst I have ever experienced, at least we have a system with a fast lane, down there they are just all over the place

    • @eldoradocanyonro
      @eldoradocanyonro 4 місяці тому +5

      Stay out of Houston.

    • @vidpie
      @vidpie 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Maevelikeschampagne The last decade or so they have really cut back on traffic enforcement. This has led to more reckless actions.

    • @kfelix2934
      @kfelix2934 4 місяці тому +4

      Houston make DFW look like a walk in a park. It's one big circle of highway, aggression 24 hours per day, shooting, tons of accidents. If you ever driven I10 Katy to Baytown is a war zone ;)

  • @Aaron-wn3kr
    @Aaron-wn3kr 5 місяців тому +102

    DFW: "Let's do a tourism ad."
    Matt: "I'mma roast y'all reeaaal politely."

    • @monkeyflower3851
      @monkeyflower3851 5 місяців тому +14

      There's really nothing in this video Dallas or Ft. Worth would disagree with or find insulting.

    • @brianrounding4283
      @brianrounding4283 5 місяців тому

      @@monkeyflower3851 FACTS

    • @CheeseyBreezey
      @CheeseyBreezey Місяць тому

      Bless your heart, that's just the way southerners talk about... everyone. And everywhere. And everything.

  • @untitled4122
    @untitled4122 5 місяців тому +102

    As a lifetime Texas resident that lives about an hour east of Dallas. I totally agree with your assessment of Dallas. My favorite skyscraper there is the "pickle". If you know, you know.
    Also, be safe on those roads. Texas overall has some crazy drivers, but even here in a more rural area, we consider Dallas driving to be advanced dodgeball, but with cars.

    • @drewpfeif5028
      @drewpfeif5028 5 місяців тому +8

      I'll drive in Dallas before Houston. Both have spaghetti roads tho

    • @Jaster832
      @Jaster832 5 місяців тому +6

      First Monday town?

    • @J.L.Clodfelter
      @J.L.Clodfelter 5 місяців тому +7

      @@drewpfeif5028 Man, I lived in Houston for 19 years. Driving in Dallas proper (not Fort Worth) is the craziest driving I've ever seen in my life. People going 90+ always and the most confusing road system. I think Houston has bad drivers, but Dallas has AGGRESSIVE drivers.

    • @mattnatwhitt5082
      @mattnatwhitt5082 5 місяців тому

      @@Jaster832I don't think canton is a secret

    • @edwardcook2973
      @edwardcook2973 5 місяців тому +4

      Try driving through Dallas in an 18-wheeler and get back to me on that.

  • @pogveteranar9415
    @pogveteranar9415 5 місяців тому +37

    As a truck driver who’s been through Dallas many many , please build a bypass with no on ramps to keep the locals off it.

  • @saxybison
    @saxybison 5 місяців тому +133

    Grew up in Arlington, and really, we're just happy to get the recognition that we are not actually in Dallas or Fort Worth... And many of the fun things you go to 'Dallas' to do, are actually in Arlington!

    • @vtaylor21
      @vtaylor21 5 місяців тому +14

      When Cowboys Stadium opened, Dallas people got mad at me because I said Dallas became a suburb of Arlington, lol.
      Six Flags, Cowboys Stadium, and Rangers Stadium. Yeah, Dallas is a suburb, lol.
      I know those stadiums have names, but I am used to the old names.

    • @SkywarpZX
      @SkywarpZX 5 місяців тому +9

      Arlington has the International Bowling Museum and Hall of Fame. That place is awesome.

    • @ScottChristianSimmons
      @ScottChristianSimmons 5 місяців тому +3

      @@SkywarpZX Yeah, the Bowling Museum! You can easily locate it from a distance, is the building with the 40-foot bowling pin out front. 😁

    • @saxybison
      @saxybison 5 місяців тому +3

      It's still just 'The Ballpark' for me!

    • @rangersking6699
      @rangersking6699 4 місяці тому

      @@vtaylor21this is like saying NYC is a suburb of the meadowlands, sit down clown

  • @billmiller5722
    @billmiller5722 5 місяців тому +54

    As a Dallas area native, the way you feel about sweet tea there is the way I felt about Dr. Pepper in Alabama when I moved here.

    • @MrJim5280
      @MrJim5280 5 місяців тому +3

      Well I’ve never been to Alabama. I was never opposed to going until now.

    • @claudialupper
      @claudialupper 5 місяців тому +6

      No Dr. Pepper in Alabama? I couldn't go there.

    • @billmiller5722
      @billmiller5722 5 місяців тому +5

      @@claudialupper Oh it's here, just like you can find sweet tea in Dallas. It's just not available in all establishments, you have to ask and hope.

    • @MFFL674
      @MFFL674 5 місяців тому

      bill miller, i got to say after moving to san antonio that your bbq is god awful.

    • @billmiller5722
      @billmiller5722 5 місяців тому +5

      @@MFFL674 A lot can change in almost 300 miles. Distance-wise, that's a little like conflating Richmond and Philadelphia.

  • @Fenris__07
    @Fenris__07 5 місяців тому +81

    I appreciate that you didn't say the names of the good spots, don't want too many out of towners finding out where the good BBQ is.

    • @peileii
      @peileii 5 місяців тому +9

      We already figured it out. It’s Hard 8.

    • @biggie_2p1stols7
      @biggie_2p1stols7 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@peileii😂😂

    • @Jaster832
      @Jaster832 5 місяців тому +5

      To an out of towner there is no "bad BBQ" in Dallas. It'll all be passable or they'd go out of business which means if they're tourists it'll still be the best they ever had. Even the Dickey's are better in Dallas than other places.

    • @Nnelg1965
      @Nnelg1965 5 місяців тому

      I agree....cuz it's in Kansas City not Texas

    • @Jaster832
      @Jaster832 5 місяців тому +3

      @@Nnelg1965 KC thinks BBQ is about sauce, ffs...

  • @astriasmith5983
    @astriasmith5983 5 місяців тому +25

    OMG. This was too funny. As a native Dallasite, you got this 110% right. You're awesome.

  • @Punk_On_Demand
    @Punk_On_Demand 5 місяців тому +11

    I live in Arlington and go to work in Fort Worth. We like to joke that Dallas is getting filled with so many people coming from California that you should now be called Dalifornia!

  • @kbarton5743
    @kbarton5743 5 місяців тому +19

    You should've definately maxed out the insurance! We're maniac drivers - Blue haired ladies in Mercedes get the right of way; it's legal to be armed..and remember that 35W doesn't actually run east/west🤠🤠

    • @lcxb8575
      @lcxb8575 5 місяців тому +5

      I-35a is a parking lot from Denton to Alvarado.
      In a thousand years when archaeologists are digging through the area, freeways will still be under construction.

    • @lcxb8575
      @lcxb8575 5 місяців тому

      I-35W

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 2 місяці тому

      And NorthWest Highway doesn’t run North or West 😂

  • @Zoot_of_Anthrax
    @Zoot_of_Anthrax 5 місяців тому +119

    As a resident of DFW for 20+ years… this is highly accurate.
    Except neglecting to mention dallas drivers will merge into lanes with 0 regard if you are already there. They just cut over and expect you to move.

    • @lss-jprep4980
      @lss-jprep4980 5 місяців тому +15

      Sadly Agree. It Gets worse with each wave of out of state transfers we get. Last 5 years especially.

    • @Jaster832
      @Jaster832 5 місяців тому

      All the out of staters coming in and not realizing they need to *accelerate into the traffic stream* and they merge into 80 mph traffic at 55 mph... fkn Californians.

    • @lilbatz
      @lilbatz 5 місяців тому +4

      As it is in Detroit. If you ain’t going 90, get on the sidewalk.

    • @UmmYeahOk
      @UmmYeahOk 5 місяців тому +8

      Well, in defense, we used to signal and politely ask permission before merging, but we had to put an end to that. Now, if we signal, it’s just to provoke people into driving faster and tailgate the other guy. Seriously. I don’t care how much room you think you have, it will disappear the second you use your signal. They speed up to block!
      We also used to predict when someone needed over, like construction, or an on ramp, and would leave these large gaps in front of us, but nope. Had to stop that too. People would just pass you, ride along the shoulder, and merge in front of the guy in front of you, causing them, you, and everyone else behind to make complete stops, rather than seamlessly merge using the space you provided them, with minimal braking.

    • @caffeinatedmisfit
      @caffeinatedmisfit 5 місяців тому +1

      Chicago does that too... so does that further the notion that Dallas isn't really southern? lol

  • @carolshort5345
    @carolshort5345 5 місяців тому +19

    Matt! So perfect! I'm native of Fort Worth, 67 years, and this was the MOST perfect definition of Dallas, not being Fort Worth, that I've ever heard! We are glad you enjoyed your visit! Come on back again.

  • @justjason7662
    @justjason7662 5 місяців тому +33

    As a Texan born in Dallas and raised in Grand Prairie (right next to Arlington) I want to disagree with the points made in this video… but I can’t… because then I would be lying…
    Dallas is why I left the metroplex to go live on a 50 acre ranch outside of a small town in East Texas. Funny thing is, when I got here they hated me because I was from DFW… but I explained I left DFW because I hate DFW… didn’t do any good. Prices still went up by 50% until I officially had my address change on my DL and I was a member of a local church. Now I just have to remind my wife to stop telling people we’re from DFW….

  • @wendyduncan9084
    @wendyduncan9084 5 місяців тому +83

    After growing up with half my childhood spent with the Mixmaster, which always terrified any relatives visiting us, I married a boy and moved to Columbia, SC. They have the cutest little Malfunction Junction. It’s only 2 interstates and people aren’t breaking the sound barrier with their speed. Texas is just Texas. 💚 Love those Rangers!

    • @fidgetssailing4725
      @fidgetssailing4725 5 місяців тому +7

      The longest lasting thing on your car in Dallas - are the brakes - they never get used.

    • @Jaster832
      @Jaster832 5 місяців тому +4

      They redid the mixmaster like five years ago or so (finished it) took them a couple of years. It's even bigger and you can go even faster! If you're going westbound through the Canyon you can basically floor it as soon as you hit the ramp for either I-35E North or South because you get two lanes each direction and when you get to 35 (especially southbound) it's going at 80 mph so you better get moving or you'll get run over.

    • @wendyduncan9084
      @wendyduncan9084 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Jaster832 I will have to come back and try that thing out. If you come try Columbia, skip it if it’s raining. Rain destroys driving ability.

    • @Jaster832
      @Jaster832 5 місяців тому +3

      @@wendyduncan9084 The rain thing is true everywhere, though. I don't think I've ever been to Columbia, even though I was an OTR truck driver. It's kinda in a spot where unless it's your destination you take a different route and don't really pass through it.
      If it's been quite a while since you've been through they also put in a toll road canyon that's 3 lanes each direction between I-35 and US-75 that is where a lot of street racing happens. Every time I go through it I'm doing 100 or so and someone passes me.

    • @cmmcmill
      @cmmcmill 5 місяців тому

      I'm 3 mi from malfunction junction right now

  • @cayd
    @cayd 5 місяців тому +171

    Fort Worth resident here! Been here 17 years and I love it. I would never, ever, ever want to live in Dallas. Dallas is home to the $30,000 millionaire -have a fancy car and fancy clothes but they still live at home with mom and dad.
    Fun fact - Fort Worth is the 12th largest city in the country, but only the 5th largest city in Texas. That tells you how big Texas is. Fort Worth has amazing amenities like a big city, with a small town feel. The downtown is clean and safe and probably one of the best downtowns I’ve ever been in. And I’ve lived in a lot of states.

    • @jaylucien669
      @jaylucien669 5 місяців тому +13

      Stop it. Ft. Worth has their fair share of credit card millionaires too.

    • @craigsnelson
      @craigsnelson 5 місяців тому +4

      I came here to comment on the size of Fort Worth. Population will probably hit a million within a few years.

    • @Kerryjotx
      @Kerryjotx 5 місяців тому +4

      Thank you for loving on my city! My family has been part of Fort Worth since 1925 and there is no better place!

    • @claudialupper
      @claudialupper 5 місяців тому +9

      Ft. Worth has better museums.

    • @mattnatwhitt5082
      @mattnatwhitt5082 5 місяців тому +4

      Life long Texan here and from out country perspective, it's all the same. Millionaire bankers or millionaire drug store cowboys. Take your pick.
      Concrete, concrete and more concrete.

  • @sullyscardshop379
    @sullyscardshop379 5 місяців тому +22

    Love Fort Worth. Great downtown with incredible restaurants. And Dallas???? I Iove Fort Worth!

  • @divinecomedian2
    @divinecomedian2 5 місяців тому +11

    A lack of sweet tea? That's unTexan!

    • @tom8hoes
      @tom8hoes 4 місяці тому

      Some of us have had to switch to sweetener

  • @tnk1172
    @tnk1172 5 місяців тому +40

    I'm a biker born and raised in Dallas...I ride as if I was a cat in a Korean restaurant...it all about the reflexes

    • @mslisadianemorse
      @mslisadianemorse 5 місяців тому +1

      Omg! I’m dead! 😂😂😂😂

    • @AKHWJ3ST
      @AKHWJ3ST 4 місяці тому +1

      My nephew was killed riding home on his bike. Be careful. It's not "if" it's "when".

    • @LAM-p6g
      @LAM-p6g 2 місяці тому

      Stay safe out there. My dad is a biker too but he stopped riding after an accident. He already had injuries he got when he was in the Army. He bent the rod that was in his leg.

  • @waltergrimes5652
    @waltergrimes5652 5 місяців тому +90

    Aww, you had the best brisket in Dallas. Bless your heart. The Hill Country is calling Matt.

    • @fieryvale
      @fieryvale 5 місяців тому +8

      Hill Country for the win! I miss the wind. (I moved away 😞)

    • @denisemasters1933
      @denisemasters1933 5 місяців тому +8

      Yep he needs to go to the Hill Country next t

    • @johndouglas4528
      @johndouglas4528 5 місяців тому +5

      Yeah, he missed the best parts. He needs to visit Lockhart and other central Texas hotspots.

    • @charlesbarry7479
      @charlesbarry7479 5 місяців тому +3

      I thought it was funny him standing in front of one of the many locations for a bad BBQ. Now, the original Black's in Lockhart, run by Terry's family, is a different story.

    • @Catsandchickens
      @Catsandchickens 5 місяців тому +4

      Agree, I kinda chuckled at that, poor Matt, bless his heart.

  • @lenalyles2712
    @lenalyles2712 5 місяців тому +11

    Lived in Dallas for 4 years until I moved my parents to Texas. Moved just west of Ft Worth to a much quieter area, but still close enough for entertainment. Been here for 24 years and love it here in Texas.

  • @spacedredd
    @spacedredd 5 місяців тому +9

    As far as Tex-Mex goes... It's San Antonio you got to go to for great Tex-Mex.

    • @mattnatwhitt5082
      @mattnatwhitt5082 5 місяців тому +1

      Agreed

    • @WhatUp-hy8eb
      @WhatUp-hy8eb 4 місяці тому +1

      Lubbock / west Texas has some great restaurants as well.

  • @darkangelgaming1117
    @darkangelgaming1117 5 місяців тому +10

    Highly accurate, I hate driving through there. You either do 100 or turn into a cloud of mist on the front of some dude's F350.

  • @txsportsfreak02
    @txsportsfreak02 5 місяців тому +9

    Matt i wish i knew you were visiting. Missed opportunity. So my saying is people from fort worth sometimes go to dallas. People from dallas never go to fort worth and everyone goes to Arlington. Also fort worth is better. We win the iron skillet every year over dallas.

    • @janettamcgee8124
      @janettamcgee8124 5 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, but the dingbat athletic director from my beloved TCU has done away with it. He thinks that TCU needs to play better teams than SMU so no more Iron Skillet game. So much for tradition. He jinxed us. After his proclamation TCU didn't get a bowl game and SMU did.

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 2 місяці тому

      @@janettamcgee8124 SMU is also going to the ACC

  • @TanifsThoughts
    @TanifsThoughts 5 місяців тому +7

    When I was growing up in Dallas in the 80's and 90's, it was very much the south. Now that its been thoroughly been invaded by california, not any more. Its sad.

    • @LAM-p6g
      @LAM-p6g 2 місяці тому

      I agree with you on that. The town I live in ( suburbs of Dallas)built a factory that employees alot of the town. Everywhere I drive there are out of state licence plates and moving vans. They have added 3 new huge subdivisions and expanded 2 more. Houses and stores are going up like crazy. The majority of plates are California,Louisiana, and Minnesota.

  • @toneyniko99
    @toneyniko99 5 місяців тому +7

    I was born in San Antonio and raised in Dallas... Texans usually refer to folks from Dallas as the "yankees of Texas". It's so bad, I have zero accent whatsoever. You were 100% spot on, and that video was about 30 minutes too short.

  • @wudubora
    @wudubora 5 місяців тому +51

    As a Dallas adjacent native (Carrollton), I can testify that Matt is 100% accurate in his descriptions. As to whether Dallas is southern, I don't think we really are. I mean, we are geographically in the south but not so much southern. Really, most of us in Texas, especially old timers, consider Dallas, and in general Texas, as our own unique place that tries to take the best parts of all the cultures that live here, put it in a big ol' blender and set it on puree.

    • @johnnyonthespot4375
      @johnnyonthespot4375 5 місяців тому

      .....Which ...uhh...which absolutely obliterates any concept of the idea of truly welcoming and turds out their own
      sickening definition of a clearly Stepford Wives sort of life.
      Feel free to visit but please understand that if you would like to live here you WILL understand and you WILL Believe.......
      or you WILL be asked to leave....Immediately.....
      Oh...Sorry....That would be Football and Steer and all that goes with it. ~ Live it or Leave ~
      If you Read that and swelled up with a truly unjustified amount of Pride ?
      YOU are a texan and that is NOT a compliment.

    • @ErikPT
      @ErikPT 5 місяців тому +1

      We call it the city for a reason. Fort Worth on the other hand... is a tourist city for Stock Yards

    • @muadeeb
      @muadeeb 4 місяці тому

      Dallas really wants to be east coast

  • @Jml416
    @Jml416 5 місяців тому +28

    It's funny that while watching this video, I'm wearing a t-shirt that reads "American by birth, Southern by choice and Texan by the Grace of God!" Great video as always, Matt.

  • @benjaminblack1867
    @benjaminblack1867 5 місяців тому +6

    As a person from Fort Worth, thank you for realizing that Dallas is it's own thing

  • @marmitenot.
    @marmitenot. 5 місяців тому +52

    Throwing spaghetti at a wall...🤣😂🤣 Very accurate description.

    • @nanoflower1
      @nanoflower1 5 місяців тому +2

      We've had Spaghetti Junction here in the Atlanta region for decades. It really is quite a mess. You have to wonder about the people that came up with these ideas. At least with Atlanta it makes some sense since they were building these Interstates going through a massively growing city. It looks like the area in Dallas wasn't that overgrown with buildings so I'm not sure why they did what they did.

  • @Shellnbaby
    @Shellnbaby 5 місяців тому +8

    I love Ft. Worth! We are in a tiny town in the Texoma area but love going down to Ft. Worth whenever possible.

  • @MrsAlmaTrumble
    @MrsAlmaTrumble 5 місяців тому +72

    Thank you for the laughs. I needed them. Last month was not a good month. We found out that I have a tumor on my left temporal lobe. Please keep us in your prayers. Thank you in advance. God Bless.

    • @alostrich
      @alostrich  5 місяців тому +33

      Praying for you, Mrs. Trumble! You got this!

    • @MrsAlmaTrumble
      @MrsAlmaTrumble 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@alostrich thank you, Matt.

    • @StAlphonsusHasAPosse
      @StAlphonsusHasAPosse 5 місяців тому +13

      I have prayed for you. May God bless and keep you.

    • @MrsAlmaTrumble
      @MrsAlmaTrumble 5 місяців тому +7

      @@StAlphonsusHasAPosse thank you. May God bless you and keep you, too.

    • @Betta66
      @Betta66 5 місяців тому +4

      😢

  • @damcmadlad2975
    @damcmadlad2975 Місяць тому +3

    Dallas born and raised here and one of the things I'll always love is how almost every sub city/community is how unique they are from each other

  • @KFox210
    @KFox210 5 місяців тому +16

    Come to San Antonio. It will make you rethink that tex mex comment

  • @EvilChancellorJorge
    @EvilChancellorJorge 5 місяців тому +5

    Accurate.
    Dallas has good barbecue if you want to pay for it. Also, kudos for calling out Dickey's, the most inconsistent chain in Texas because they are a franchise that may be good for awhile, but then change owners, and then suck.

  • @TheDjim49
    @TheDjim49 5 місяців тому +6

    This is the most spot on video of the DFW metro area I have ever seen. Very well done, great job

  • @GameOn0827
    @GameOn0827 5 місяців тому +5

    Fort worth's slogan is "where the west begins". Dallas has the cotton bowl, fort worth has the stockyards. We have a long history of culturally and economically existing right on the border of the south and the west.

    • @GameOn0827
      @GameOn0827 5 місяців тому +1

      For those that don't know, fort worth is west of dallas. So the divide is between the two cities.

  • @mozart2jazz
    @mozart2jazz 5 місяців тому +19

    Very good 😂😂! As a Fort Worth native & longtime Arlington resident, you pretty much nailed it!
    But I do have to add: Joe T's is proudly located in Fort Worth, and Ripley's is actually in Grand Prairie. And of course Arlington is now the home for the Dallas Cowboys - because apparently we wanted to share Dallas's misery.

    • @LAM-p6g
      @LAM-p6g 2 місяці тому

      Just blame it on Jerry for building Jerry World in Arlington.

  • @jackalnerf6230
    @jackalnerf6230 5 місяців тому +2

    'Fort Worth is where the west begins, and Dallas is where the east peters out." - Will Rogers
    Do not go east of 35 west.

  • @neverender158
    @neverender158 5 місяців тому +32

    As a person who has lived in Fort Worth and Arlington for 45 years this is all 100% accurate.

    • @iamlegend5190
      @iamlegend5190 5 місяців тому +5

      Ripley Museum is not in Arlington. It's in GP. So 99% accurate.

    • @neverender158
      @neverender158 5 місяців тому +1

      @@iamlegend5190 You are right!

    • @popemon7608
      @popemon7608 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@iamlegend5190Indeed, but it's on the border driving on I-30, so I'm not suprised he got confused

    • @iamlegend5190
      @iamlegend5190 5 місяців тому +2

      @@popemon7608you right. I get it. I think that may be the only GP exit on 30.

  • @MsGoldgirl
    @MsGoldgirl 5 місяців тому

    One correction-Houston is NOT where you go for Tex-Mex. That’s San Antonio’s purview!

  • @josephterrell2835
    @josephterrell2835 5 місяців тому +5

    This is facts. Lifetime Dallasite and Dallas is just Dallas.
    It is a major mixing pot as wiser people in NYC/Chicago and LA have moved here long ago.
    As well as anyone from Arkansas that can spell (like my mother).
    Since people here are willing to pay insane prices, you can find the best of everything.
    Just be prepared to pay top dollar and never retire.

    • @mattnatwhitt5082
      @mattnatwhitt5082 5 місяців тому

      Wiser is not the description I would use......

    • @josephterrell2835
      @josephterrell2835 5 місяців тому

      @@mattnatwhitt5082Most of them moved at a time they could buy a mini mansion for 400K cash. They often had that in equity form their Chicago/NYC flats or even Long island homes. And ditched major city taxes.
      Unfortunately, that "bargain" lifestyle is no more. Dallas is very, very expensive now.

  • @Sunfire045
    @Sunfire045 4 місяці тому +3

    This is single-handedly the best succinct (and accurate, with humor) review I've ever watched about DFW. Everything was spot on! I will be sharing this video immediately

  • @mikehodges6598
    @mikehodges6598 5 місяців тому +16

    Dickie's Barbecue is to barbecue establishments as gas station sushi is to sushi restaurants in Tokyo.

    • @stanleyhape8427
      @stanleyhape8427 5 місяців тому

      Sounds delicious.

    • @thejohnbeck
      @thejohnbeck 5 місяців тому +1

      But if you live in an area with no bbq at all, it's nice

    • @mikehodges6598
      @mikehodges6598 5 місяців тому +3

      @@thejohnbeck if I lived in an area with no barbecue restaurants at all (like Scotland, for example) I would make my own barbecue. I guarantee you that your worst attempt at making your own barbecue would be better than Dickie's. I'm pretty sure they boil their ribs first.

    • @dawnreneegmail
      @dawnreneegmail 5 місяців тому

      @@mikehodges6598 My St Louis roomie boiled his ribs in chicken stock ahead of the grill and they fabulous... are you saying the boil is a short cut to spending hours over a hot smoky smoker tending those? Ok.

  • @graffitisamurai
    @graffitisamurai 5 місяців тому +2

    Ar..ling..ton? OH! You mean Jerryworld: The city sized parking lot that is inconvenienced with things like homes, businesses, and humans!

  • @asdisskagen6487
    @asdisskagen6487 5 місяців тому +23

    Texas is larger than most European countries (or most of Europe, for that matter). Texas doesn't need to be lumped in with "The South." If anything, The South is an addendum to Texas.

    • @Hagunemnon
      @Hagunemnon 5 місяців тому

      Mhm, Texas is around 150,000 sq. km. bigger than France, about twice the size of Germany. And Texas is just one state, and not even America's largest. The US is ENORMOUS.

    • @getinit56
      @getinit56 5 місяців тому

      I've read every single article of secession that was written at the start to the Civil war. You should read Texas's version and compare it to the others. As a Georgia native, with family roots here back to the 1790's. I find it particularly offensive when I go out west and continually get asked "Are you from Texas". You go right ahead and be Texas, but you aren't hurting any Southerners feelings by not wanting to be considered Southern, and in no way are we an "addendum", to you. I'll gladly stay in my beloved Appalachia.

    • @asdisskagen6487
      @asdisskagen6487 5 місяців тому +2

      @@getinit56 Dude. It was a joke. Take a deep breath and relax. 😂

    • @getinit56
      @getinit56 5 місяців тому

      @@asdisskagen6487 Youre right. lol

    • @LynyrdSkynyrd.4Ever
      @LynyrdSkynyrd.4Ever 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@getinit56several of my Texas ancestors fought for the South in the war of northern aggression. We're firmly Southern here in rural Texas! The big Texas cities have filled up with out-of-staters that don't know anything about our legacy and heritage

  • @olegoat6226
    @olegoat6226 5 місяців тому +2

    El Paso is the armpit of Texas, Houston is closer to the butthole...anything South of the Hill Country is just northern Mexico, and Dallas...well most accurate description is Los Angeles, but further east.

  • @An_Economist_Plays
    @An_Economist_Plays 5 місяців тому +11

    Dallas native here, and if folks want to say we're not part of the South, we're OK with that. Just do not say we are not part of Texas. Them's fightin' words, right there I tell you what!

    • @theuglybiker
      @theuglybiker 5 місяців тому

      If tomorrow morning I wake up, flat broke in Dallas
      I won't care, 'cause at least I'll know I'm home!

  • @claudialupper
    @claudialupper 5 місяців тому +2

    Dallas roads are terrible. If you miss your freeway exit, you end up in Oklahoma.
    Houston roads make sense; it's like a giant spider web. A spider web filled with psychotic drivers who speed up in the rain and carry weapons, but at least it's easy to find places

  • @Jaster832
    @Jaster832 5 місяців тому +10

    Most accurate description of DFW I've seen from someone not from Texas.
    "It's Texas, just do what you want." (With one caveat - stay out of people's way as best you can.)
    "This is Dallas, and we're crazy." 635 and I-20 are NASCAR and it's fantastic. If you're uncomfortable going 80 mph and still having people weaving traffic and passing you then stay away.
    Brisket is a way of life, Joe T's is the gold standard of Mexican food (order the "la familia" and skip the menu).
    Texas is not the south, we are not the west. We are Texas. We have our own regions, West Texas, East Texas, Deep East Texas, South Texas, North Texas, and Hill Country/Central Texas.

    • @thomastune776
      @thomastune776 5 місяців тому

      East coast, west coast and TEXAS🤠

    • @Jaster832
      @Jaster832 5 місяців тому +2

      @@thomastune776 Texas and "Ain't Texas" =)

    • @Antw0n22
      @Antw0n22 5 місяців тому

      Joe T’s is the Tex-Mex for the out of towners

    • @thomastune776
      @thomastune776 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Jaster832 😂

    • @LynyrdSkynyrd.4Ever
      @LynyrdSkynyrd.4Ever 5 місяців тому

      My ancestors and those of plenty of other people around here fought and died for the Confederacy, and they sure thought this was part of the South. Get out away from Dallas and visit some civil war era cemeteries and small Texas towns and your perspective will quickly change

  • @AmyFutch
    @AmyFutch 5 місяців тому +2

    Driving in Dallas is a sport and an adventure no one ask for or wanted. Why do they build roads on top of each other!? I swear Dallas is half bridges half road construction.

  • @MeowImages
    @MeowImages 5 місяців тому +3

    I'm so glad to see your own channel doing well. Have been recommending you from the "Bless Your Rank" days, way back when. To me, when it comes to family-friendly comedy, there are Jim Gaffigan and Matt Mitchell! Hope you get your own Netflix special soon!

  • @devilsadvocate3364
    @devilsadvocate3364 5 місяців тому +2

    As a Dallas resident, we're more city folk, and Fort Worth is the Yee Haw side. Also, go fast or go home cuz our roads are like Mad Max: Fury Road

  • @slaughterhound8793
    @slaughterhound8793 5 місяців тому +5

    Fort Worth is Southern, Dallas isn't anymore.

  • @Bones12x2
    @Bones12x2 4 місяці тому +2

    Dickies BBQ in Texas is like the worlds best troll. I have no idea how they make any money.

  • @mackenzieller2163
    @mackenzieller2163 5 місяців тому +3

    😂 so accurate.
    - Deep Ellum has some cool stuff but it's also kinda scary, especially at night.
    - Highland Park, 100%. I wandered in accidentally one time and felt extremely out of place and left right away.
    - Joe T's is hyped up a lot. We weren't impressed when we went 🤷🏻‍♀️
    - um yes, the brisket is amazing here.
    - sweet tea. Oh no! Where did you go that didn't have sweet tea?!

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 2 місяці тому

      Highland Park at night can be scary, because you lamp posts like you’re in a Harry Potter movie 😂 (And they don’t have Visible Street Signs!)

  • @Nocturnal_Rites
    @Nocturnal_Rites 4 місяці тому +2

    "Designed by throwing spaghetti at a wall" -- as someone who had to commute there every day for ten years, all I can say is SO TRUE -- and even more so now than it used to be. Also fun: try having to drive on that elevated spaghetti in the winter. Subzero wind chill + hint of moisture = instant black ice on levels you've never seen, and I've driven in the North, tyvm.

  • @VorlonAngel
    @VorlonAngel 5 місяців тому +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣As a native Texan, living in VA, you hit the nail on the head bro. If you are still there you may want to check out some of the area's "MULTI MILLION $$$" high school football stadiums. YEP, they have a few of those out there. Start with Allen. I think it is the less expensive of those at $60 Mill. Enjoy!!!

    • @mslisadianemorse
      @mslisadianemorse 5 місяців тому

      DeSoto and Duncanville too. My husband, when he first saw them, asked me what college was around.

    • @VorlonAngel
      @VorlonAngel 5 місяців тому

      @@mslisadianemorse Forgot about those two, how much was their's? Doesn't McKinney also have one that is around $70 Mill?

    • @VorlonAngel
      @VorlonAngel 5 місяців тому

      @@mslisadianemorse I forgot about those two, what was the price on those? Isn't there one in McKinney that cost about $70 million?

  • @thomastune776
    @thomastune776 5 місяців тому +2

    Texas God guns and freedom baby YEEEEEEHAAAAW 🤠

  • @sheronlee152
    @sheronlee152 5 місяців тому +2

    You are Spot On!😂
    I've lived in Dallas area off and on the last 20 years. ( I wish I were somewhere else)
    So funny!!🤣🤣

  • @jmlinden7
    @jmlinden7 5 місяців тому +2

    Dallas is not the south. It's a Texas-themed version of Denver or Kansas City, aka the Great Plains.
    The 'South' is anywhere where you can find proper grits and where people call all soft drinks 'Coke'. That excludes the vast majority of the Dallas area.

    • @dansaunders6761
      @dansaunders6761 5 місяців тому

      Exactly. It's a caricature of what Hollywood thinks the South is...
      Also, Dallas is southern Oklahoma.

  • @entropy2002
    @entropy2002 5 місяців тому +3

    Yes, we in Ft Worth want to keep Dallas in Dallas!

    • @LAM-p6g
      @LAM-p6g 2 місяці тому +1

      As a resident on a suburb of Dallas(Red Oak) we would like to keep Dallas out of our town too but it's creeping in more and more each day.

  • @VickiBowers
    @VickiBowers 5 місяців тому +1

    As funny (and ACCURATE) as the video is, OMG, the COMMENTS! Y'all! LOLOLOLOL!
    Thanks for the giggles!
    (Fort Worth here.)

  • @michaelphillips1674
    @michaelphillips1674 5 місяців тому +3

    Dallas has hockey. Texas doesn’t have hockey.

    • @janettamcgee8124
      @janettamcgee8124 5 місяців тому

      Dallas hasn't technically had football since The Cowboys moved from the Cotton Bowl 50 years ago. Now, they don't even play in Dallas County. They play in Tarrant County where Fort Worth is. So there.

    • @michaelphillips1674
      @michaelphillips1674 5 місяців тому

      @@janettamcgee8124 I’m a Fort Worth resident too😁. Not a big Dallas fan though.

    • @mikepen0287
      @mikepen0287 4 місяці тому

      Texas has tons of hockey. Dallas just has the stars , tons of beer league, 2 pro roller teams, the minor affiliate team in Austin. Dallas does have the most shut down and ran down rinks in the state though.

  • @kd1841
    @kd1841 5 місяців тому +2

    As a local Dallasite your video made me smile! Your comment on Dickey’s is true. I went there as a teen but found better joints as an adult. I love you Intrinsic BBQ! Yes I know ur in Garland, but that’s close enough! 😂🤣❤️

  • @ailo4x4
    @ailo4x4 5 місяців тому +15

    Houstonian here. All y'all Dallasites can just stay up yonder, thank you very much! ;-)

    • @jadab1782
      @jadab1782 5 місяців тому +13

      Not like we want to go to Houston anyway

    • @ailo4x4
      @ailo4x4 5 місяців тому +2

      @@jadab1782 I know, I was just funnin' ya! ;-)

    • @Seven_Sinzz
      @Seven_Sinzz 5 місяців тому +5

      No one wants to live in Houston, but you Houstonians.
      So yall stay down there please

    • @ailo4x4
      @ailo4x4 5 місяців тому

      @@Seven_Sinzz Bwahaha!

    • @tom8hoes
      @tom8hoes 4 місяці тому

      If I ever get homesick for humidity and mosquito bites, I'll head back to Houston.

  • @AntiBunnyStudio
    @AntiBunnyStudio 5 місяців тому +1

    When people say "The South" they really mean the southeast. Louisiana (Though New Orleans is its own thing) through most of Florida (the south of Florida is so full of retired New Yorkers, it's part of the north), with a debatable northern border. Texas is weird. We think of it more as the west, but it could be 3 states between the east (which is more southern) the north (which is more midwestern) and the west, (which is definitely western). Dallas seems to fall so smack dab in the middle that it's all 3. But also Dallas is so densely urban that it's also just a little bit......dare I say it.....northern.

  • @russmitchellmovement
    @russmitchellmovement 5 місяців тому +14

    That works for everybody else in the DFW Metroplex, too. We would like to keep Dallas out of Fort Worth, Irving, Arlington, Plano, Hurst...... so what you maybe don't grok as an out of towner is that CITY OF DALLAS just looooooves to take mad credit for everything that happens in DALLAS AND TARRANT COUNTIES, while continuously failing to do basic shit like fix the potholes.
    So yeah, Dallas is a .... six-letter word round these parts. We interact with it when we must, but ONLY when we must. And it's been forty years since CITY of Dallas was the region's growth engine.

    • @mattnatwhitt5082
      @mattnatwhitt5082 5 місяців тому +4

      It's all the same. Dallas and Irving? Just the same concrete in different zip code

  • @apicklewalkslothknits5004
    @apicklewalkslothknits5004 5 місяців тому +2

    Absolutely no lies detected! Love living in DFW, except for the never-ending road construction. All of the roads, all at the same time!

  • @wd6919
    @wd6919 5 місяців тому +7

    Yep...nailed it. As a born and raised Tarrant County resident I can confirm one you cross into Dallas county traffic and everything else gets different. Much prefer the western side of D/FW.

    • @Jaster832
      @Jaster832 5 місяців тому

      It gets closer together but nobody lets that slow them down. 🤠

  • @E087542
    @E087542 5 місяців тому +1

    Pretty much spot-on, now if you want sweet tea, you gotta go to Chicken Express, Taco Casa, Raisin Canes & maybe even Chick-fil-A....all 4 will put you in a diabetic coma...js

  • @ATrainGames
    @ATrainGames 5 місяців тому +3

    Love Dallas... At least this county is smart enough to widen the loop to more than 2 lanes. (And then add the "Express" ripoff BS lanes later) Tarrant County has the same number of lanes around north loop 820 it did 30 years ago... Hope you enjoyed your visit. Clearly you ate well. :) Roll Tide!

    • @Caked5
      @Caked5 5 місяців тому

      They're finally widening 820 from Euless to NRH so it'll be ready in about 4 years.

    • @craigsnelson
      @craigsnelson 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Caked5 Probably need to add a zero to the end of that 4...

  • @irienerd8178
    @irienerd8178 5 місяців тому +1

    Bless Dallas's heart, they don't have sweet tea because they wannabe bougie to fit in with the california locusts that have made their way here...Many people fool themselves into believing Texas isn't a southern state and most of those people who feel that way come from the heavily NORTH EASTERN-influenced "southern" states that can see D.C./NY from their backyard LOL. I always laugh at people who say I'm not southern as they have to look down SOUTH towards my state, what can I say, some people weren't born with the sense God gave a donkey.

  • @svvt14
    @svvt14 5 місяців тому +14

    Hahaha welcome to the DFW

  • @foxbat1766
    @foxbat1766 5 місяців тому +1

    Houston Tex-Mex?! Man, you best get your ass to San Antonio and see what you're missing on the Tex-Mex front... And Lockhart is only 2 hours away from SA, and once again, you will have the best brisket of your life... again and again...

  • @TheRealPurpleHand
    @TheRealPurpleHand 5 місяців тому +7

    Soooo, the Atlanta city planner and the Dallas city planner are either the same person....or sleeping with each other. Cause Atlanta thought it was a crime to have a road that was straight for more than....3 blocks.

    • @helenel4126
      @helenel4126 5 місяців тому +1

      If only Atlanta was Dallas, instead of the worst features of New York City and LA. And if Atlanta was on the surface of one of the Martian moons.

    • @craigsnelson
      @craigsnelson 5 місяців тому +2

      Atlanta also thinks it is a crime to name streets anything other than Peachtree.

    • @TheRealPurpleHand
      @TheRealPurpleHand 5 місяців тому

      @@craigsnelson true, so true.

  • @amichalove
    @amichalove 4 місяці тому +1

    Fort Worth native here. DFW has two halves, one of which is great, and the other is Dallas. We have slightly less traffic, Dickie’s Arena, the Stockyards, the occasional cowboy riding a horse on a sidewalk, and many more amazing things. I would also argue that our food is better(Heim and Gloria’s in particular), and Fort Worth is home to Joe T’s. And who can forget the Texas Rangers, which is our team, not Dallas’s. I also apologize as a properly raised Southerner for the lack of sweet tea, and I do not endorse those who only offer sugar packets, but I will be using them until I can get to the Carolinas

  • @trev5.566
    @trev5.566 5 місяців тому +7

    As an Ellis county native (just south of Dallas Co)…..we don’t like to go “up north” into Dallas.
    We like to stay in Waxahachie.
    We do, however, venture up north to visit Hurtados BBQ in Mansfield or Arlington because it has the BEST brisket I have EVER had.
    Gotta try it if you ever come back to DFW Matt!

    • @aracnadei13
      @aracnadei13 5 місяців тому +1

      Shame we lost Vault to Ennis.

    • @trev5.566
      @trev5.566 5 місяців тому +2

      @@aracnadei13 I don’t think I ever tried the Vault. It used to be by Meat Church….we get their seasoning all the time.
      So far some of the best BBQ in Ellis County we’ve had is Bluebonnet BBQ on 287 out towards ennis, their ribs are usually really good.
      My favorite elsewhere is Hurtado….the brisket is absolutely superb.
      I’d like to try Terry Blacks but haven’t gotten the chance yet.

    • @dolphinbear661
      @dolphinbear661 5 місяців тому +1

      Thank y'all for the nfo.

    • @mslisadianemorse
      @mslisadianemorse 5 місяців тому +2

      Red Oak here, and you’re correct! I’ll stay south, thank you very much.

    • @trev5.566
      @trev5.566 5 місяців тому

      @@mslisadianemorse 👍

  • @jamessky-eaglesmith5304
    @jamessky-eaglesmith5304 5 місяців тому +1

    Sigh. Live in Fort Worth, drive TO Dallas for work, only to dive PASSED Dallas to do my job. SMH