SPORE (2008) was a Mistake.

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  • @bobsmith7066
    @bobsmith7066 5 років тому +8055

    “the fastest LAND hedgehog alive” naturally we cannot forget the incredibly fast aquatic hedgehog.

    • @HeartYgo
      @HeartYgo 5 років тому +289

      and the AIR hedgehogs

    • @psyekick
      @psyekick 5 років тому +239

      @@HeartYgo and thats when the fire hedgehogs attacked

    • @TheCharzoful
      @TheCharzoful 5 років тому +41

      Don't forget about the fastest space hedgehog

    • @makofawkes2543
      @makofawkes2543 5 років тому +6

      Shadow otaku452 and fire hedgehogs

    • @FiksIIanzO
      @FiksIIanzO 5 років тому +21

      @Eddie Turbine To be fair, sea urchins _are_ bloody fast. Barely caught a few.

  • @mm-rj3vo
    @mm-rj3vo 4 роки тому +2831

    I want a SUPER expensive, expansive remake, or reboot, or some spiritual sequel, with WAY more options, WAY more design, WAY more physics, WAY more strategy in the city stage... I loved this game so much, I want to see a super badass remake/spiritual sequal.

    • @bonefetcherbrimley7740
      @bonefetcherbrimley7740 4 роки тому +167

      Same! Spore was cool! But not so great in its execution.

    • @Sebastian-oz1lj
      @Sebastian-oz1lj 4 роки тому +13

      me too bro

    • @Sebastian-oz1lj
      @Sebastian-oz1lj 4 роки тому +71

      i NEED SPORE 2.0

    • @Freakboy484
      @Freakboy484 4 роки тому +43

      I spent so many hours in the space stage

    • @expression3639
      @expression3639 4 роки тому +68

      Have you seen the early demos? There was supposed to be so much more to it but it got ruined.

  • @Highonwater3X
    @Highonwater3X 5 років тому +3854

    "It's just a little noodle really."
    Proceeds to attempt to insert himself into other animals' mouths.

    • @MythOverseer
      @MythOverseer 5 років тому +59

      Some theroies about spore suggests that EA is a malware intaller which injected an un-detectable malware into your pc, unless it's false

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 5 років тому +6

      @@thespiffingbrit are you god?

    • @Highonwater3X
      @Highonwater3X 5 років тому +46

      @@MythOverseer what does that have to do with my comment?
      Plus, if that were actually true, it probably would have caused the downfall of EA

    • @Highonwater3X
      @Highonwater3X 5 років тому +6

      @@thespiffingbrit As long as you got tea out of it, I see nothing wrong here.

    • @wilhelmrk
      @wilhelmrk 5 років тому +37

      @@MythOverseer That's not a theory, the original release SPORE apparently contained a copy security mechanism that would scan your pc to make sure that you could only install it on one to three PCs maximum. In the end EA seems to not have used that, but they never fully removed it from the code which is why to this day some anti virus softwares will detect it and warn your PC that it contains a trojan because that is basically what's in the files. Some good old EA tactic to force you to repurchase the game for every PC you use it on.

  • @brunoglopes
    @brunoglopes 4 роки тому +1421

    “Name your planet”
    “Well the green of this creature reminds me of Shrek”
    Ah yes, and here we are living in our beautiful planet, “human”

    • @SomeTomfoolery
      @SomeTomfoolery 4 роки тому +196

      It wouldn't be a spore game if you didn't confuse the planet naming screen for a creature naming option.

    • @MisterKazePresents
      @MisterKazePresents 4 роки тому +67

      I swear nearly every single youtuber makes that mistake haha

    • @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097
      @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 3 роки тому +18

      It's a better name than dirt.

    • @Cursedbox009
      @Cursedbox009 3 роки тому +5

      @@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 or earth

    • @jeanetterios7337
      @jeanetterios7337 3 роки тому +3

      @@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 wat bout “birb”

  • @simearsov
    @simearsov 5 років тому +2197

    This game was ahead of its time

    • @seleuf
      @seleuf 5 років тому +178

      It was also gutted between concept and release. =( It was supposed to be more evolutionarily accurate and have a Water Stage between Cell and Creature q.q

    • @oOFiBuOo
      @oOFiBuOo 5 років тому +64

      lol its still ahead of time

    • @Tronnos840
      @Tronnos840 5 років тому +1

      Lazy Programming Devs.....

    • @viniciusdufloth6015
      @viniciusdufloth6015 5 років тому +131

      @@Tronnos840 I bet it was impacient and greedy owners or publishers. Most developers want to see their work done as intended and are not lazy at all

    • @truewalter4193
      @truewalter4193 5 років тому +45

      Most common problem: Greedy publishers who dont understand the concept of art...Art needs time...And its not that Will Wright made crap games: He was the father of "Sim City" and "The Sims". So many games and studios killed by folks like "EA". Its still possible to make great and innovative and addictive games in this time. See indie games like "Undertale": Made by one dude (Toby Fox)....It IS possible and when game publishers would change their attitude and honor the work and creativity of the artists (game devs) the games that would be there, would be amazing...

  • @krankarvolund7771
    @krankarvolund7771 5 років тому +2205

    I love how 90% of the peoples who played Spore never read what's written and so name their planet thinking they name their species XD

  • @curious331
    @curious331 5 років тому +1549

    Game: "Name Your Planet"
    The Spiffing Brit: "Alright lets name this creature Shrok"
    Me: "excuse me?"

    • @blaneboggs5745
      @blaneboggs5745 5 років тому +6

      We all make mistakes

    • @JohnBlund94
      @JohnBlund94 5 років тому +13

      Every YT I have ever seen play this game does the same mistake, they can't read it seems like.

    • @johnderat2652
      @johnderat2652 4 роки тому +11

      Honestly Shrok isn't that bad a name for a planet.

    • @RequiseBBC
      @RequiseBBC 4 роки тому +1

      Honestly when I started up spore I did the same thing,

  • @Mister_BIack
    @Mister_BIack 3 роки тому +448

    Shrok: *tiny microbiological life form with only a mouth, two eyes and a little tail*
    Spiffy: "RUN FAST!"

    • @krjakozjabrik4475
      @krjakozjabrik4475 2 роки тому +3

      He named the planet shrock

    • @Mister_BIack
      @Mister_BIack 2 роки тому +2

      @@krjakozjabrik4475
      Mate, he literally called him by his name multiple times throughout his video, I doubt he was calling out to his planet all the time.
      Although that would be funny as heck.

    • @stikzOSC
      @stikzOSC 2 роки тому

      @@Mister_BIack agree

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor 2 роки тому

      @@krjakozjabrik4475 Shrok is the creature.

    • @dragonskinner7109
      @dragonskinner7109 2 роки тому +1

      @@orangeismyfavoritecolor No he named the planet shrok.

  • @darklordaranyx2467
    @darklordaranyx2467 5 років тому +474

    "Gotta go fast."
    -Shrok 2019

    • @rayabuns
      @rayabuns 5 років тому +3

      eRRoRoiD *Shrok 2: Swamp Boogaloo

    • @thefool8224
      @thefool8224 5 років тому

      Whoahh!!

  • @treadmill3889
    @treadmill3889 5 років тому +691

    "As easy as conquering France."
    -TheSpiffingBrit 2019

    • @REDREB32
      @REDREB32 5 років тому +8

      3. Panzerdivision just subbed

    • @Sheeshening
      @Sheeshening 5 років тому +3

      Surrender, a small step for a frenchman, but a huge leap for everybody else

    • @oldnintendolink
      @oldnintendolink 5 років тому

      @@Sheeshening hey its only step of plan D aahahahahh

    • @Plankensen
      @Plankensen 5 років тому +2

      Who won the most wars? Not france :p

    • @finnschlag8703
      @finnschlag8703 5 років тому +1

      And Not Germany

  • @scot2814
    @scot2814 5 років тому +403

    Spiff, get to the space age and develop the flying teacup!

    • @grishakaleesh4207
      @grishakaleesh4207 5 років тому +4

      You are a genius. ***standing ovation***
      I would love to see this.

    • @konstantinpolikarpov9944
      @konstantinpolikarpov9944 5 років тому +12

      The moment spiff reaches tbe center of the galaxy he will creat spifftopia, a lovely empire of brutal colonists which are sustained only by tea imports from the homeworld and fightig against everyone to make the queen proud and bring Yorkshire Gold to all known life.

    • @scot2814
      @scot2814 5 років тому +1

      @@thespiffingbrit One may only dream of something so magnificent

    • @grishakaleesh4207
      @grishakaleesh4207 5 років тому

      @@thespiffingbrit 😀 LOL ..I love me a good pun. Thanks for making me laugh!

    • @tinnmyskyewalker9264
      @tinnmyskyewalker9264 5 років тому

      Konstantin Polikarpov or he just buys everyone’s planets

  • @flufflebut8781
    @flufflebut8781 4 роки тому +446

    The Shrok getting inside another creature IS a real nature strat.
    That's how we have mitochindria, plants have chloroplasts, etc. etc...

    • @stupididiot9336
      @stupididiot9336 4 роки тому +8

      @Eris Socratou There are always parasites, though :v

    • @susaac9755
      @susaac9755 4 роки тому +29

      @Eris Socratou mitochondria and chloroplasts were many things but not viruses. They had a cell, so they were alive, as seen with both the individual genetic material and the double (and triple) membranes. They were most likely procariotes, bacteria to be specific (altough they could have been archaea, who knows).

    • @susaac9755
      @susaac9755 4 роки тому +16

      @@stupididiot9336 a parasite has no benefit. Both organelles are EXTREMELY important fpr the cell. So an internal symbiosis is the most accepted theory, in terms of the pre-mitochondria/chloroplast organisms.

    • @susaac9755
      @susaac9755 4 роки тому +2

      @@stupididiot9336 or maybe i understood you statement the wrong way, cuz i saw u were talking about the first comment. Oopsie daisy

    • @aidanraymond2423
      @aidanraymond2423 4 роки тому +4

      endosymbiont theory

  • @TheWhildOne
    @TheWhildOne 5 років тому +513

    Spiff in 2019: I absolutely hate spore, and I'm never going to play it again.
    Also spiff in 2019: Welcome back to spore, that's right, we're playing it again.
    Little hard to stay away hm?

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 5 років тому +20

      It's the same for me. One of these games where I get a total hype after watching some random video or something. And then after playing a few days; i either get bored, or the game glitches out and I'm done with it for another year.

    • @REDREB32
      @REDREB32 5 років тому +1

      My last sporekiller was a crash when i forgot to save for a few hours. Now i wanna play but the computer is down D;

    • @nicedreams7192
      @nicedreams7192 5 років тому +7

      @@HappyBeezerStudios How I feel about Skyrim.

    • @gaming-machine4692
      @gaming-machine4692 5 років тому +5

      Has anyone recreated the "glitch" he was referring to in the beginning of the video? The most recent post about it was 2011

    • @videokedisi1389
      @videokedisi1389 5 років тому

      Brendan Whild I still play it, I LOVE IT

  • @GamesGrand280
    @GamesGrand280 5 років тому +295

    i love how he doesn't realize that he named his planet shrok

  • @TheGoldMan1866
    @TheGoldMan1866 5 років тому +306

    The whole cell stage:
    I am speed.

  • @Gab_Olive
    @Gab_Olive 4 роки тому +770

    For some reason everyone always think they're naming their creature when they are naming their planet and the confusion is usually palpable

    • @spacemonsterc
      @spacemonsterc 4 роки тому +49

      It always pisses me off XD

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 роки тому +32

      Ikr. As a hardcore gaymer of Spore back in the day, this pisses me off on a spiritual level.

    • @mrelderscrolls7087
      @mrelderscrolls7087 4 роки тому +2

      Yup

    • @bean5157
      @bean5157 4 роки тому +34

      @@MrNight-dg1ug Yeah, I only got the game a week ago and people's inability to read pisses me off to the extreme

    • @Pat315
      @Pat315 3 роки тому +2

      @@bean5157 shut up

  • @evyxity
    @evyxity 5 років тому +577

    Hey spiff, here's a tip for creature creation: Turn off symmetry, it only limits the possibilities.

    • @colderdrymatt1581
      @colderdrymatt1581 5 років тому +12

      How do you i have been wandering

    • @fluzzy4517
      @fluzzy4517 5 років тому +56

      @@colderdrymatt1581 press "a" while in creature editor

    • @colderdrymatt1581
      @colderdrymatt1581 5 років тому +3

      @@fluzzy4517 thank you

    • @peelzboyplays6089
      @peelzboyplays6089 5 років тому +27

      Spiff: "I'm having fun making wacky creatures"
      @Evyxed : "I'm about to ruin this man's creature creation... 👹"

    • @amberfredricks3138
      @amberfredricks3138 5 років тому

      hahahahhah ...

  • @Mr_.G
    @Mr_.G 3 роки тому +375

    I wish New Devs would Recreate this game with current gameplay graphics options. It's great and deserves a relaunch.

    • @thesavagegummybear7341
      @thesavagegummybear7341 3 роки тому +17

      Ray traced ultra graphics spore sounds beautiful

    • @decthebox1105
      @decthebox1105 2 роки тому +15

      it would have micro transaction cause EA

    • @Mr_.G
      @Mr_.G 2 роки тому +7

      @@decthebox1105, unless you got hold of a hacked version, in which case there would be NONE 😁. But that would only be an option if Microtransactions were in the game.

    • @justsomeguy898
      @justsomeguy898 2 роки тому +12

      end stages could use a bit of work tbh but I'd definitely be interested in a remake

    • @frost3193
      @frost3193 2 роки тому +5

      Don't ever hope EA would do shit bro

  • @ObliqueXuba
    @ObliqueXuba 5 років тому +279

    Game: Name your planet
    Brit: ah yes we got to name our species

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 5 років тому +8

      And I used to think the Brits were smart.

    • @sam-psonsmith9951
      @sam-psonsmith9951 5 років тому +4

      If i recall correctly, years ago when i played the game.
      The name you gave to your start planet, was the name your species would have in the End development.

    • @ObliqueXuba
      @ObliqueXuba 5 років тому

      @@sam-psonsmith9951 ah thats weird but ok now I understand

    • @alephkasai9384
      @alephkasai9384 5 років тому

      @@sam-psonsmith9951 As far as I remember that isn't true but I have extremely bad memory

    • @sam-psonsmith9951
      @sam-psonsmith9951 5 років тому

      @@alephkasai9384 has been about 10 years since i played the game. so yeah..sure. i might be wrong.
      my memory about that is not very clear.
      i just think to recall that the name i gave my planet was the name the species had later on?
      like calling a human an “earthling“
      again..i could be wrong.

  • @jacobrodrig8
    @jacobrodrig8 3 роки тому +141

    >can run at max settings because the games is a million years old
    >lowers quality
    This is exactly the kind of content that brings me here

    • @videoms1271
      @videoms1271 Рік тому +2

      There's an egg exploit with it

  • @demon_xd_
    @demon_xd_ 5 років тому +780

    Spiff: *talks about a parasite strategy*
    Also spiff: *evolves shrok 2 specifically-shaped to be a mouth-entering creature-stealing noodle*
    Spiff yet again: *spends the cell stage with achieving super S🅰️nic speed, and doesn’t hijack a single creature*
    Me: **dissapointed/confused noises**

    • @maverickdarkrath4780
      @maverickdarkrath4780 5 років тому +30

      Pretty sure he was to entertained by the high speed gameplay to remember the parasite strategy

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 5 років тому +11

      He said he couldn't get it to work

    • @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe
      @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe 5 років тому +5

      @@MrNight-dg1ug He could if he had tried for longer.

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 5 років тому +6

      @@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe The original video, which was what he watched, stated that it was a glitch on his side, and that he has never been able to recreate it.

    • @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe
      @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe 5 років тому +3

      @@MrNight-dg1ug Ah, I see.

  • @TheBreezus
    @TheBreezus 5 років тому +394

    You know a game is good when you can play it 10 15 years later and still find something new.

    • @ee7640
      @ee7640 4 роки тому +37

      I found that you can throw the stick to taller trees to make the fruit fall

    • @gazymerlelug6958
      @gazymerlelug6958 4 роки тому +9

      @@ee7640 huh what

    • @alexbattlechief9155
      @alexbattlechief9155 4 роки тому +8

      @@ee7640 *WHAT THE FUCK*

    • @blue3094
      @blue3094 4 роки тому +1

      you quite MAKE something new rather than finding

    • @shimi9793
      @shimi9793 4 роки тому

      @@ee7640 bruh holy shit

  • @ismokenerfdarts4695
    @ismokenerfdarts4695 5 років тому +263

    "So we cant call it shrek"
    SHROK
    "So Were gonna have to go for shrok"
    YES

    • @unematrix
      @unematrix 5 років тому +4

      That's how Starcraft did it.
      The weren't allowed to called their species Zurg, so they named it Zerg... :D

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 5 років тому +4

      Now I'm trying to remember where Zurg comes from. Only thing that comes to my mind is that bad guy from Buzz Lightyear.

    • @jackkuni3137
      @jackkuni3137 5 років тому +3

      He called the planet shrok not the creature

  • @ladypinetree1820
    @ladypinetree1820 4 роки тому +314

    I’ve heard that some people figured out how to put their spore creations into VR Chat for their avatars. Imagine that, but with these monstrosities.

  • @RRoam
    @RRoam 5 років тому +1642

    "As easy as conquering France." underrated quote

    • @JH-zs6vh
      @JH-zs6vh 4 роки тому +15

      MOBIG Frenchies officially on baguette watch

    • @goolabbolshevish1t651
      @goolabbolshevish1t651 4 роки тому +43

      My dad was a gunsmith/FFL dealer.
      Whenever he got surplus ww2 rifles from France he always said like new, never fired and only dropped once.

    • @GreyPunkWolf
      @GreyPunkWolf 4 роки тому +14

      @@goolabbolshevish1t651 France is wonderful for this.
      Can we just mass produce weapons ? But we don't have that much soldiers ?!
      Well produce them anyway so we can sell the remainings ! But who do we sell it to, only dictators want to buy our weapons?
      Well what are you waiting for, make contracts with the dudes so we can sell more ! But we're ennemies, and we're supposedly the country of human rights and freed--
      I SAID DO IT

    • @GreyPunkWolf
      @GreyPunkWolf 4 роки тому +6

      Hence the massive stocks, which is why we even sell unused weapons from years ago. We just produce way too much of it while whining about the people who use them. Just French things really.

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 4 роки тому +8

      And somehow the Brits never managed to do it, even though they tried, SOO many times.

  • @Chocice75
    @Chocice75 5 років тому +73

    ->When you use no mods-
    Also, the "turn into cell" glitch involves growing while also getting eaten by an Epic cell.

  • @Reflox1
    @Reflox1 5 років тому +418

    I used to play this so much when I was younger. I've always been one of these killjoys that makes """realistic""" creatures and it still hurts me inside looking at your creations.

    • @mack3589
      @mack3589 5 років тому +1

      I can relate

    • @agrainofsun
      @agrainofsun 5 років тому +3

      Me too. But I also made dragons.

    • @felevor7145
      @felevor7145 5 років тому

      I relate

    • @WETTV96
      @WETTV96 5 років тому +18

      Same. I would create a dinosaur shaped creature and with each evolution I would make their spine slightly more upright and lose its tail

    • @draginater215
      @draginater215 5 років тому +3

      I can relate, because i made a plain old velociraptor.

  • @jojolafrite90
    @jojolafrite90 4 роки тому +62

    I love how he teases some technique about entering another creature's mouth to hijack it and it never actually happened... Must not have been that important, not like he was teasing it since the beginning of the video and progressively just forgot and got all "wee, speed! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

  • @sonyblank1487
    @sonyblank1487 5 років тому +344

    Spore, the only game where the goal is to bring memes to life; quite literally.

    • @guilhermerfor
      @guilhermerfor 5 років тому +3

      Thats why its so good

    • @bur_n_t
      @bur_n_t 5 років тому +2

      dead ones, but that just makes it better

    • @grimmreapergaming5858
      @grimmreapergaming5858 5 років тому +4

      @adam brown
      You must be fun at parties.

  • @rocksinshoe9930
    @rocksinshoe9930 5 років тому +113

    Spore in 2019...
    someone made his garage into a tealab

  • @ommsterlitz1805
    @ommsterlitz1805 5 років тому +137

    Spore the game where you can actually make a tea selling based galactic empire

  • @GoldenBeans
    @GoldenBeans 4 роки тому +52

    12:12 my god you just showed me how to play this game without grinding painfull hours of looking for bones that eventually stop spawning and you're set with what RNG has given you, even though there's still 10% to be unlocked

  • @hendreeks2585
    @hendreeks2585 5 років тому +341

    “The human bean” I’m dying

    • @Weigazod
      @Weigazod 5 років тому +6

      last time i remember. It is my favorite hentai tag.

    • @legendarium1127
      @legendarium1127 5 років тому +4

      There's a coffee shop near where I live name "The Human Bean".

    • @tastedawaste1367
      @tastedawaste1367 5 років тому

      @@legendarium1127 Oregon?

    • @legendarium1127
      @legendarium1127 5 років тому

      @@tastedawaste1367 No, Idaho

    • @lyuris277
      @lyuris277 4 роки тому

      i died too there

  • @Szczawik324
    @Szczawik324 5 років тому +62

    Teacher: What are you laughing of?
    Me: Nothing
    My brain: Shronk

    • @gloop3621
      @gloop3621 5 років тому +1

      Szczawik324 shronks 📈

  • @nurudinnuhefendic8951
    @nurudinnuhefendic8951 5 років тому +1257

    Who is interested in spore in 2019...video get's over million views in a week lol.

    • @giangiangiannino
      @giangiangiannino 5 років тому +30

      memories I guess. Very good memories

    • @nurudinnuhefendic8951
      @nurudinnuhefendic8951 5 років тому +3

      @@giangiangiannino Facts.

    • @kukaratza
      @kukaratza 5 років тому +42

      Everybody is waiting for a new Spore game... For a while now

    • @zuzoscorner
      @zuzoscorner 5 років тому +1

      Spore is kind of a bust with the fact the Servers are shut down. So no community content what so ever.

    • @calvingavin2437
      @calvingavin2437 5 років тому +10

      @@zuzoscorner false, i just played the game and custom content is still up. You probably confused it with darkspore.

  • @Occultist_Anonymous
    @Occultist_Anonymous 4 роки тому +173

    Spiff: turns the graphics to potato mode
    Also spiff: jokes about the graphics being bad

  • @defensivekobra3873
    @defensivekobra3873 5 років тому +159

    " *_He is verry big and verry chungus_* "
    -spiffy

  • @MLPTechnoColt
    @MLPTechnoColt 5 років тому +203

    Ah, Spore: the game that portrayed evolution using intelligent design.

    • @Snakerjaker
      @Snakerjaker 4 роки тому +34

      I'll be honest... I don't believe that ANYTHING I just witnessed could be described, in ANY way, shape or form, as "intelligent"

    • @cheeseboi588
      @cheeseboi588 4 роки тому

      @@welshieranger4697 No, if he was blind he wouldn’t be able to write his comment

    • @Emil-lf3no
      @Emil-lf3no 3 роки тому +1

      well they couldn't program a game in which creatures adapt on their own imagine the work

    • @MLPTechnoColt
      @MLPTechnoColt 3 роки тому

      @@Emil-lf3no Back then, probably not. Nowadays, it's doable.

  • @psi_rockin
    @psi_rockin 4 роки тому +16

    I absolutely love spore. I still play it to this day, and it makes me so happy seeing others still sharing creatures and making wholesome, funny spore related content.
    This is the first video I've watched from you and I love it!! If you continue making spore videos that would be very cool!

  • @Baleur
    @Baleur 4 роки тому +305

    The hilarious and sad thing about Spore is that, it wasnt Will Wright that wanted the game to become this shitty kid cartoon game. It was an in-house conflict between "Team Cute" lead by another Maxis developer, and "Team Realism" lead by Will Wright.
    Eventually the majority of the devs decided that "Cute" was the better (or rather easier) choice, and Will Wright had to accept the democracy of the dev team, being the nice guy he is (to his own detriment, and that of the game).
    So yeah, thats why it ended up like this. What we saw in the very earliest pre-alpha videos, was Will Wrights actual vision of the game as a science-based realistic evolution sim. What we got in the end, was not Will's fault, it was the fuckwitz at Maxis that went against his vision.

    • @salvefrater2582
      @salvefrater2582 4 роки тому +44

      Baleur Actually I do think this version is better/more inclusive than a realistic version

    • @Erendust
      @Erendust 4 роки тому +49

      Thank God for that fuckwitz, Spore is horrifying enough like this, I couldn't imagine a realistic version.

    • @kacperszafranski2983
      @kacperszafranski2983 4 роки тому +28

      I would love both versions

    • @navarro8785
      @navarro8785 4 роки тому +9

      there is a game just like spore called thrive, but this one chose the realistic aproach

    • @soughtinsight5533
      @soughtinsight5533 4 роки тому +1

      Notmy Realname says oblivion realizes Morrowind is polygons on polygons

  • @pondrthis1
    @pondrthis1 5 років тому +45

    "Oh, now this is a powerful being. This is *very* powerful."
    Something about this delivery made me crack up for minutes on end.

  • @ye6942
    @ye6942 5 років тому +189

    Spore is a perfect game

  • @lpseudonyml
    @lpseudonyml 5 років тому +181

    "Ah, as easy as conquering France..."
    - Abd-ar-Rahman
    *Martel's Breathing Intensifies*

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 5 років тому +3

      *Napoleon, Foch, Petain, Louis XIV, St Louis, Vauban, and William the Conqueror would like to join*

    • @ludovicm5585
      @ludovicm5585 5 років тому +8

      less than a year to conquer England, over a century failing to conquer france.... "as easy as conquering France" is the old version of "as easy as punching Chuck Norris"!

    • @imaginedphantom989
      @imaginedphantom989 5 років тому +3

      @John Smith Not with that attitude for sure :D

    • @naboost9485
      @naboost9485 5 років тому

      @John Smith what are you saying ??

    • @victormezynski9727
      @victormezynski9727 5 років тому

      @John Smith Confused noises

  • @franknord4826
    @franknord4826 3 роки тому +62

    2022 starts tomorrow and I still want more Spore videos.

  • @rafaelfelipe4950
    @rafaelfelipe4950 4 роки тому +70

    11:04 I spent a few minutes laughing that I even cried. That walking animation almost kills me.

  • @eternal4u
    @eternal4u 5 років тому +27

    So spiff I was trying to tell you in the live chat yesterday that my local international market sells yorkshire gold tea. So low and behold I now enjoy a drink of yorkshire gold everytime I watch your videos!

    • @gufosufo337
      @gufosufo337 5 років тому +4

      Yet another joins the empire

  • @xadeua
    @xadeua 5 років тому +50

    Spiffing Brit before playing Spore: Spore is such a wack game full of bugs.
    One week playing Spore: SPORE IS THE BEST GAME EVER

  • @specialperson335
    @specialperson335 3 роки тому +7

    Spore is actually amazing for when it was released, the space stage has like over a 100 000 unique planets. Love almost everything about the game.

  • @Fangoros
    @Fangoros 5 років тому +159

    After conquering earth the British Empire has to expand hmm?
    They also look like a average Brit

    • @reeman2.0
      @reeman2.0 5 років тому +4

      I'm British and I can confirm you're correct.

  • @nickschaefer9320
    @nickschaefer9320 5 років тому +41

    Pretty impressive how the most "accurate" of the spores was also the most Satan I fused....the Goose....

  • @laylamccahon7797
    @laylamccahon7797 4 роки тому +365

    I'm not interested in you playing Spore in 2019, I'm interested in you playing Spore in 2020. We need to find out how broken the later stages are without us realising it.

  • @crystallinecrow3365
    @crystallinecrow3365 3 роки тому +34

    I realize it is no longer 2019 but I do still play Spore sometimes and would love to watch you play Spore whenever the mood strikes you

  • @sk8fresh69
    @sk8fresh69 5 років тому +61

    "you'll need atleast an intel pentium with 2 cores" I dont why, but that one cracked me up

  • @jplabs456
    @jplabs456 5 років тому +41

    “It’s just a... A stick.... With a foot.”

    • @epicgamer-ny4fj
      @epicgamer-ny4fj 5 років тому

      In spore that could very well become the master race

  • @comradejeb2248
    @comradejeb2248 5 років тому +18

    The longest boi: officially the most broken character in spore. 10/10 would use again.

  • @ThatDudesWack
    @ThatDudesWack Рік тому +1

    This man is the only person who’s videos I’ll hit the like he doesn’t force feed you the subscribe button or nothing it’s just genuinely good content and hilarious keep up the amazing work man!

  • @polskipolak1129
    @polskipolak1129 5 років тому +93

    God to The Spiffing Brit : *Why do i hear boss music?!*

    • @FinalFantasyIXIIII
      @FinalFantasyIXIIII 5 років тому +4

      No no no, Spiff is not Gods boss encounter, God is Spiffs random encounter.

    • @zejdland
      @zejdland 5 років тому

      polski polak XD ja a moze byc inny

    • @hugoguh1
      @hugoguh1 5 років тому

      @@FinalFantasyIXIIII true, the player can get defeated a lot of times but can still try again and defeat it, the boss though can't get second chances, and i have to make it clear, im not meaning that spiff will need second chances, i mean that god will be so defeated that he wont even be able to try again

  • @diogonunes1865
    @diogonunes1865 5 років тому +121

    "It's just a little noodle really"
    Hmmm, spiff look again at your creation and tell what does it really look like

    • @nixel1324
      @nixel1324 5 років тому +36

      And then carry on trying to ram it into other creatures at mach speeds.

    • @Disapointed_Luigi
      @Disapointed_Luigi 5 років тому +22

      @@nixel1324 in their mouth

    • @arandomguy6652
      @arandomguy6652 5 років тому +12

      @@Disapointed_Luigi I didnt get this impression at first, then I read all three comments while thinking back to video. Damn spiff

    • @Gebunator
      @Gebunator 5 років тому +9

      We continue to call it noodle so Spiffyman has a chance to keep the video monetized

    • @nemesisVtuber
      @nemesisVtuber 5 років тому +4

      @@arandomguy6652 more on top - he even added pubes on 6:40

  • @FolkoMagipaw
    @FolkoMagipaw 5 років тому +13

    When I saw that spiff has uploaded a new video, I was happy!
    When I realized it was spore, I was terrified.

  • @avazquez01
    @avazquez01 4 роки тому +25

    “It’s just a little noodle, really”
    Uh huh.. yeah that sure is a noodle and not the OTHER thing

  • @codyyoung5636
    @codyyoung5636 5 років тому +23

    YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON A SHELF!
    NOW GET READY FOR A SHROK ON A ROCK

  • @Honk4frogs
    @Honk4frogs 5 років тому +33

    "I am never playing spore again" Spiffing Brit, april 15 2019
    "I'd love to do more spore" SpiffingBit, october 10 2019

  • @mikkelchristensen6716
    @mikkelchristensen6716 5 років тому +99

    "If you see this thing, do run yeah"
    me - i just wanna die, pls eat me

  • @isaiahsanchevy9252
    @isaiahsanchevy9252 4 роки тому +147

    I remember when this game came out and everyone at my school couldn't shut up about how awesome it was. This was a private Christian school, mind you, so all of the parents started losing their minds about the ungodly influence that it was having on their kids because of the 'evolutionary propaganda' that it was spreading. *sigh*. Good times. Good times.

    • @Son0v4l1ch
      @Son0v4l1ch 4 роки тому +25

      And that is why people don't like religion.

    • @andyjacobs7010
      @andyjacobs7010 4 роки тому +18

      ... The funny thing is that Spore is kind of the epitome of Intelligent Design... kind of... *Intelligently* Designed Evolution...

  • @Chordus_Gaius
    @Chordus_Gaius 5 років тому +47

    *In Screen:* Name the planet
    *Spiff:* let's call our species Shurock.
    *Cell Editor:* Name your Specie
    *Spiff:* Wait a minute...

  • @Elukka623
    @Elukka623 4 роки тому +52

    Everyone's gangsta till E starts throwing gang signs

  • @borerofhope
    @borerofhope 5 років тому +10

    I love how Shrek eventually evolves into Sonic.

  • @justthecraft
    @justthecraft 3 роки тому +71

    It's 2021 and i still want spore content :)

    • @Weirdmacaroni
      @Weirdmacaroni 2 роки тому

      same

    • @Loubaloo31
      @Loubaloo31 2 роки тому +1

      2022 and I still want some more spore content :’)

    • @pens723
      @pens723 Рік тому +1

      @@Loubaloo31 2023 and I still want spore content

  • @jaeusa160
    @jaeusa160 5 років тому +44

    "Why are there things just floating around?"
    I didn't know Spore was made by Bethesda.

    • @Enderdragon1800
      @Enderdragon1800 5 років тому +3

      It was actually made by EA.
      yea just as bad

    • @QU35T10N4UTH0R1TY
      @QU35T10N4UTH0R1TY 5 років тому

      @@Enderdragon1800 well, technically Maxis made it before they were bought out by EA, but yeah

    • @reinei1
      @reinei1 5 років тому

      Just an fyi, iirc that was a Spice Geysir spitting out spice and lifting a rock in the process but due to the perfect graphics setting you couldn't see the spice cloud

  • @marcgehrmann5203
    @marcgehrmann5203 5 років тому +18

    You actually made me buy Spore in 2019 :D I always wanted to play it back when it came out... But as a 15 year old you are apparently not old enough for the needed Internet-connection^^ Forgot about it for ages or always held back buying since it was quite expensive for a while. But you Sir had fun and made me want to have fun too! So thank you for making me buy this. And please do more Spore

  • @jeffreyhoover2298
    @jeffreyhoover2298 5 років тому +134

    "It's just flopping around. It's like a mace."
    *annoyed inhale* No, that would be a Flail not a mace.

    • @kflip2indy
      @kflip2indy 5 років тому +6

      Nerd

    • @TruthNerds
      @TruthNerds 5 років тому +2

      It's a magazine, not a clip. Oh, wait, correct thread but wrong video…

  • @jarrodmonish9462
    @jarrodmonish9462 3 роки тому +111

    I love how it sounded like you were genuinely having an enjoyable time playing this game. Maybe not In the intended way but still 😂

  • @casenpoint22
    @casenpoint22 5 років тому +150

    I like how you stopped playing it where everyone does lol

    • @fourtunes9647
      @fourtunes9647 5 років тому +48

      I feel like some kind of freak, because I liked space stage the most...

    • @casenpoint22
      @casenpoint22 5 років тому +14

      @@fourtunes9647 ah lol i liked the animal stage the best. The space stage was like no mans sky but worse. But the space ship was a lot of fun. And terraforming and stuff.

    • @abyssstrider2547
      @abyssstrider2547 5 років тому +10

      @@fourtunes9647 Same here. Space stage is the best.

    • @patrikgajcevic8123
      @patrikgajcevic8123 5 років тому +8

      Civil stage is the most fun tho, it's like Red alert 3

    • @seleuf
      @seleuf 5 років тому +9

      Creature and Space Stage are my fav.
      Tribal Stage is the worst imo. I tend to linger around in Creature Stage for eons, then try ro blaze through Tribal as fast as possible to get to Civ Stage, enjoy that for a bit, then go into space and expand.

  • @VegasKeVa
    @VegasKeVa 5 років тому +106

    Spore: Literally MINUTES of fun.

  • @Mamenber
    @Mamenber 5 років тому +9

    The reason banana does a backflip instead of attacking is that everyone who sees it realizes they'll never be so cool and proceed to get so demoralized that they just lay down and die

  • @Mrgalaxygacha
    @Mrgalaxygacha 2 роки тому +4

    Brit : the Sanic learned fire and houses
    Me : they also gotta go fast

  • @BussyConnoisseur
    @BussyConnoisseur 5 років тому +27

    Me: completely normal human with no outstanding flaws whatsoever
    Spiff: Big T double EA TIME

  • @Blxz
    @Blxz 5 років тому +16

    That 'Sanic' looked eerily similar to the first iteration of that uncanny valley monstrosity from earlier this year.

  • @singleplayermoments
    @singleplayermoments 5 років тому +10

    “We’re on Shrock 2 but this is kind of like the Christmas special version with added speed buffs.” I had to pause to laugh there. 😂

  • @christophermiller129
    @christophermiller129 4 роки тому +2

    You have killed my Spore experience and I thank you for it. You made me laugh so hard I almost had an asthma attack.

  • @dragonblade8460
    @dragonblade8460 5 років тому +10

    Absolutely more Spore!!
    Side note: when you said "the British know what to do with rival colonies" I laughed and said, "lose the war" Greetings from America :D no hard feelings love the channel

    • @GromDarkwater
      @GromDarkwater 5 років тому +1

      Only when you cheated and brought in the French to help :P

    • @dragonblade8460
      @dragonblade8460 5 років тому +2

      Gotta do what ya gotta do, at least America never lost a war to the French lol

    • @papaklorgis4836
      @papaklorgis4836 5 років тому

      Edwin Byrd no! Instead they lost a war to some farmers in trees!

  • @mlgcreepsplosion7772
    @mlgcreepsplosion7772 4 роки тому +22

    18:45 “He also has a special ability to shatter eardrums”

  • @thedevilofmetal5335
    @thedevilofmetal5335 5 років тому +20

    This may be the most cursed things I’ve ever seen. I lost my shit when the banana with a mouth started vibrating and walking

  • @Its_a_me_Chibi
    @Its_a_me_Chibi 3 роки тому +22

    I really don't get what Spore should be, but i feel the urge to play it.

  • @mr.davidbooyah2901
    @mr.davidbooyah2901 4 роки тому +2

    13:50
    I began chuckling to myself when he began speaking here.
    Bu then the image he showed...
    Caused me to burst into laughter.

  • @sakupel
    @sakupel 2 роки тому +5

    I find the first part of the video highly relatable, i also spent my younger years trying to speedrun my way into several mouths.

  • @elindred
    @elindred 5 років тому +16

    No sense running away from extinction: *_you'll only go extinct tired._*

  • @ajl8975
    @ajl8975 4 роки тому +110

    “The strangest spore video you’ve ever seen” ... dude, everyone knows that’s not even remotely true.

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob 3 роки тому +2

      Meh, your definition of "everyone" must be quite different than most other people's... :p

  • @IndrasilDesignStudio
    @IndrasilDesignStudio 5 років тому +5

    It's been proved that it's physically impossible to watch Spiff's video without sipping on a cup of tea.

  • @Slimshimmydim
    @Slimshimmydim 5 років тому +4

    You've commited the classic blunder of naming your planet your creature name

  • @anubisd613
    @anubisd613 5 років тому +12

    Spiff sees a giant creature"LET ME IIIN!!!!!"

  • @shadow7989
    @shadow7989 3 роки тому

    I am still playing spore to this day. It is pretty much the best game EVER MADE
    THANK YOU FOR THESE VIDEOS ON SPORE
    KEEP THEM COMING!

  • @mattsweet2467
    @mattsweet2467 5 років тому +14

    This is one of my all time favorite games, Spiff. Im gonna install it tonight and make some wacky creatures for you

  • @-accursedeggs-
    @-accursedeggs- 5 років тому +16

    Anytime i see someone play this game for like the first time:
    "Name your planet"
    oh what should i name my creature oh how bout abc
    oh wait why is it asking me to name it again?
    oh

  • @thefogg
    @thefogg 5 років тому +6

    16:46
    oh man. i wasn't ready for this one. i'm crying from laughing so hard

  • @thecrew777
    @thecrew777 2 роки тому +6

    🤣😅😂🤣😆😅🤣😂 I couldn't stop laughing! It's 2022, and I'm STILL making Spore creatures. And I caught the bone walk around, but the rest was just hysterically (and only slightly terrifyingly) hilarious!

    • @haise.0
      @haise.0 Рік тому

      2023 here still hanging around. just saying

  • @jerm3406
    @jerm3406 5 років тому +21

    "YESS! MORE SPEED!"
    -The Spiffing Brit, 2019

    • @zorken123
      @zorken123 4 роки тому

      Jerm I didn’t think of Spiffing brit as an amphetamine enthusiast, thought he was a TEA kind of guy;) Some quotes have multiple meanings when out of context lol

  • @shmooters5599
    @shmooters5599 5 років тому +6

    The whole ending portion of the video had me dying. I was deadass crying

  • @sbrowley947
    @sbrowley947 5 років тому +57

    Feel like mr wiggles downgraded in his evolution
    Mr wiggles was perfect