Turns out someone recently made the anvil. Sadly, it hit multiple people to get the right guy. We're currently media res anvil, nearing the end of Season 2.
Zeek M Regardless of revelations... we don’t know his life correct? You never know... he seems to talk about music quite passionately from a personal and creative perspective, he may have gotten hurt and he’s never quite let it go, or he could just be projecting in general
“You are nothing, you are nothing, and you will never be anything, never. You miserable mediocre nothing”. “You suck, get out!” These are all the things he heard his whole life from his Parents.
Although, what are the odds that anyone could play for Dylan? That dude played a guitar, with a harmonica around his neck , cymbals between his knees, bass drum with his foot and probably a trumpet with his rear end, all while singing.
They're right about the dwarf probably having an epic rise and fall story in the world of music. Presented better with a score behind it, this is a scene from the second act in a movie about his life.
This is the most miserable person I literally have EVER seen. I would never disrespect a person but this guy is a literal "Troll" only because of his nastiness not due to his size. Bothering a kid who wasn't bothering him. I give the kid ALOT of credit he coulda knocked that dude out and probably would have gotten away with it given this guys nasty attitude and it was filmed.
But he was bothering him and everyone else... He was disrespecting silence. An artist respects the silence, that serves as the foundation of creativity.
If Jay Sherman was a real person he'd be this guy. Short, fat, bald. Likes to be a critic all the time. Educated and possibly comes from a rich family. Lives in NYC. Doesn't realize how funny he actually is.
Guh, NYU students are the worst. All spoiled rich kid drama/film majors. All completely insufferable. Which is pretty much the case for EVERY private drama/film school: USC, Columbia, Emerson, NYU, New York Film Academy.
Most people who were classicaly trained havent got an ounce of feeling in their entire body, they just play whats in front of them, to me a real musician can improvise because they know their instrument so well
Isn't this what people usually say when they don't know how to play their instrument lol? Like they are better off not knowing music theory. I'm not sure how having more tools in your tool belt makes you have less "feeling." I've been told that you learn the rules so you can break them with finesse. I'm obviously no expert and the guy in the video is certainly a peice of work.
In my hometown in Australia, we probably would have watched the scene for a minute, then someone would pluck up the courage to say, dude, just leave him alone, and in an opportune moment someone else would say to the trumpet guy, quietly, mate, just go somewhere else. In my adopted hometown of Houston, there'd be no trumpet player.
He says "I'm trained classically" which may or may not be true, but it's fine, for what it's worth, but then he says "I'm trained contemporaneously" which by itself means nothing. He was maybe trying to say that he's trained in contemporary music, which pretty much means nothing either. You can be trained classically, as well as in other forms, but off the top of my head I'm not aware of any non-theory, practical university courses in pop, rock and roll, rock or rap. But let's get back to contemporaneously. "Contemporaneously" basically means "at the same time as". Which means Mr Negative Torso said, "I'm trained at the same time as!"
@Nx Doyle Hi 👋 As you said, we all already know what is defined as "Classical" music (era of Mozart, Beethoven, Haydn, yadda yadda) but, when Gollum's long-lost brother stated he's also trained "contemporaneously", he was referring to himself being trained in contemporary music. This form of music refers to music "at/of the same time" also know as "modern music", you know -- more complex rhythms, synthetic & electronic sounds, etc., such as Heavy Metal, techno, rap, trap (although recently formed) etc.. So what this specimen was saying, is that he's been in the "older, melodious" arts of the Classical Era & that "upbeat, electronic" style of the Modern Era.
"In every other city, the cops would have showed up". No, in any other city it would have been the same because cops don't show up every time a crazy dude starts yelling
Ya need to live in NYC to understand.Ive lived in cities lke LA,philly,Baltimore and cops be there in a sec where NYC they don’t show up or come by when it’s over
He looks like when a cartoon character gets crushed by an anvil.
Acme!!!
@Zeek M A musical matter? No. This is a comedic matter.
@@highpineapple Nice social skills, you autistic missing the joke mother fucker.
Hahaha
Turns out someone recently made the anvil.
Sadly, it hit multiple people to get the right guy.
We're currently media res anvil, nearing the end of Season 2.
I kept expecting him to fly away with his helicopter umbrella.
+Dok Scrofula XD
Penguin from Batman Returns?
This birds gotta fly 🐧🎩🌂
Too bad all he had equipped with him was his bag of raw fish
lmfao I wish I'd discovered this before we picked out monologues for theater class
the jewiest jew that ever jewed
I'm almost offended no one mentioned the jewiness on the original videos comments. It's too obvious but cunts be PC.
They were deleted.
I don’t know, a lot of Jews have jewed over the years
ÜberJew
@Jeg Hunckel Okay
It's The Critic. "It stinks."
Lmao
"I feel like he could be talking to us" Fucking Jimmy.
I LMFAO when Jimmy said👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂
"In 1975 I walked Bob Dylan up on stage. I knew the Grateful Dead from 1966. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain"
"Time.....to die...."
Oh shit!! hahaha Rutger Hauer in blade runner
Wiltracy Wjorn's comment is just gold
blade runner much?
best comment
this guy would fit right in on twin peaks.
The little person featured in Twin Peaks I understand is an engineer for NASA.
And there’s music in the air
I am the arm and I sound like this
@@billthecat666 he works on smaller projects
OMG Yes this man belongs in a David Lynch world😂😂
He’s holding his torso in his bag
😂
Hehe
listen can i come over
if i cant come over can you tellme again if he was carrying his torso in the bag.
@@randymogus7811 yea yea. Come over no problem ...f0k1n g3yyy
There are many, many failed artists in this world. This guy is one of them, and he might as well just be screaming into a mirror. Sad way to go.
Zeek M Regardless of revelations... we don’t know his life correct? You never know... he seems to talk about music quite passionately from a personal and creative perspective, he may have gotten hurt and he’s never quite let it go, or he could just be projecting in general
Landry Prichard yeah, he was def yelling at himself
I'd pay good rent to have this muppet as my neighbour.
Crimea_River just don’t try to play the trumpet around him
Crimea_River wouldnt need cable
I wish I could argue with this guy before I went into my house every afternoon
Evan Noyes i laughed out loud.
I feel like it would get old fast... and as a neighbor, it would get boring too.
See what I did there?
At least 70% of that shirt is tucked in.
"NO!! NO!! GET THE FUCK OUT!!".... Dude proceeds to play "Old Susanna" right in his face!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Sounds like this guy lost the gig of the lifetime and is still suffering because of it
Nick From Cleveland he is definately projecting
Yeah, that sums Anthony up pretty well. The trumpet seems guy pretty miserable too
@@SmokingGun4570 What?
@@SmokingGun4570
Proof that Anthony haters aren't only unfunny, they have a limited grasp of grammar as well.
@@dceased223 Probably a bike thief on top of it
“You are nothing, you are nothing, and you will never be anything, never. You miserable mediocre nothing”. “You suck, get out!”
These are all the things he heard his whole life from his Parents.
He looks like he had a torsoectomy.
cameron pain lol
Bwahaha
As if being around famous people means you're something? lol It's hilarious. He didn't say "I played with the Bob Dylan or the Grateful Dead".
Ahh yess The Bob Dylan
@@sindelislove821c5 lol the bob dylan was the man
Although, what are the odds that anyone could play for Dylan? That dude played a guitar, with a harmonica around his neck , cymbals between his knees, bass drum with his foot and probably a trumpet with his rear end, all while singing.
Its a character from a David Lynch film.
"Let's Rock"
Michael j Anderson
Nate Hester I was actually going for Tim Burton.
Nate Hester lmao
'recreating the Call me Al video' oh man that had me laughing
+sstlouis ssl I was just about to comment that that line should of got a bigger laugh. I thought it was hilarious.
That is one angry little man.
They're right about the dwarf probably having an epic rise and fall story in the world of music. Presented better with a score behind it, this is a scene from the second act in a movie about his life.
Imagine him as a talent judge 😆
Omg American Idol should have him
@@Daniel_Delayne Jaye P. Morgan would use him as her gong mallet
look its a rare deepwater jew
walla woo
cracked me up
He’s just mad that the guy didn’t pay the Troll Toll
One of the funniest scenes in all of television history
6:17 This is every drama high school teacher from the 90's
Mine was an extra in Grease and always went off about it
Exactly! Or music teacher. I went to performance art HS in the 90s. This is very accurate
I think he's my teenage subconscious personified.
Joshua Mesa Grease only has like 2 or 3 good songs in it.
That's not a troll it's a Jew.
What's the difference?
U mean Goblin Jew.
Ukraine James 😂
so a caucasian? thanks for clearing that up, now we can throw the hate in the correct direction.
...Something like crying out in pain as they strike you...
This is the most miserable person I literally have EVER seen. I would never disrespect a person but this guy is a literal "Troll" only because of his nastiness not due to his size. Bothering a kid who wasn't bothering him. I give the kid ALOT of credit he coulda knocked that dude out and probably would have gotten away with it given this guys nasty attitude and it was filmed.
But he was bothering him and everyone else... He was disrespecting silence. An artist respects the silence, that serves as the foundation of creativity.
Geez, it sounds like you hate short people. Also, the “troll” was completely in the right.
I couldn't have said it any better Breezy..
This dude would have gotten curbstomped
this, kids, is what's called projection.
If Jay Sherman was a real person he'd be this guy. Short, fat, bald. Likes to be a critic all the time. Educated and possibly comes from a rich family. Lives in NYC. Doesn't realize how funny he actually is.
HOOWAYUU?
lord farquart
Sounds like Edith Bunker. “Archie!!”
The “fiver” is opie’s “thing” that’s so chill brotha man
His name is Douglas Levison
Haha "I thought Ronnie James Dio had died"
Did you see his clean stripes on his head
Zeek m stfu
Something tells me Opie isn't telling the truth about being generous with his pocket change.
Opie is the least generous person around,
Jim & Ant are better Human beings in comparison to Opie.
"I EARNED THAAT!!!"
"BOB DYLAN FELT SORRY FOR ME IN 1966!!!!!!!!"
Holy shit it's Paul Stanley talking to every former member of Kiss.
Lmao his chest goes straight into his legs
@ 5:40 "I feel like he could be talking to us."LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
but he's right though, the trumpet player isnt that good.
I'M A GENESEO GRADUATE! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GOES ON FROM WHERE I SIT! BEEN DOING THIS SINCE I WAS 18! I WAS LENO! I COULD HAVE BEEN A MODEL!
Guh, NYU students are the worst. All spoiled rich kid drama/film majors. All completely insufferable.
Which is pretty much the case for EVERY private drama/film school: USC, Columbia, Emerson, NYU, New York Film Academy.
This is easily the best O&A channel. Glad I found it, albeit late.
Him vs the bagel guy.
The guy's name is Douglas M Levinson and it turns out he actually was a somewhat successful music promoter in the 60s.
60s? Nah he would have been too young. Mid to late 70s maybe.
I’m shocked by his last name. Shocked.
@@Emperorcalebtine thank you, i was looking for this comment lol
I wish the trumpet player would’ve started dancing circles around the guy while playing reveille.
Gollum? Is that you?
Is Gargamel lost?
Legend has it the bag contains his missing lower back vertebrae
He should wear his pants all the way to his tits
This clip feels like a short art film
T Mac when life is art
Because it is from a movie, search for Heaven Knows What 2015 on UA-cam
Requim Dream no. He did a cameo in a film after this, but this is real, if surreal
Great audition reel for the "angry, hyper-critical NY'er projecting his own sense of failure on an innocent shitty-trumpet player" part.
is that Louie Depolma?
Looks like John Lovitz in a funhouse mirror
Most people who were classicaly trained havent got an ounce of feeling in their entire body, they just play whats in front of them, to me a real musician can improvise because they know their instrument so well
Based
Same with singing in my opinion.
Isn't this what people usually say when they don't know how to play their instrument lol? Like they are better off not knowing music theory. I'm not sure how having more tools in your tool belt makes you have less "feeling." I've been told that you learn the rules so you can break them with finesse. I'm obviously no expert and the guy in the video is certainly a peice of work.
@@mr.brenman2132 it's not about knowing music theory it's about some restrictive teacher telling you what you can't do
Has Anthony ever heard one of these homeless guys say "Mortimer, we're back!" as he was walking away?
Is there footage of him walking Bob Dylan on stage?
Major Jackson It was probably a live performance that wasn't recorded or televised.
Lycan Seijin That's what I figured but I really wanted some footage, I believe him, but I still want to see it.
Major Jackson Oh me too! Mostly to see if he still looked like the Penguin back then.
I think there are photos out there somewhere
At a state fair
I’m pretty sure that’s Richard Lewis
SuperJew
I saw this guy in the train station. Should of taken a photo
Rich Brian Pic or didn't happen. You know how it works bro
What station cause I play a few instruments including trumpet and would love to start playing next to him/her....it?
Should have called a priest and a witch hunter to banish it from our realm forever
*Should have, not should of. Also, *.
In my hometown in Australia, we probably would have watched the scene for a minute, then someone would pluck up the courage to say, dude, just leave him alone, and in an opportune moment someone else would say to the trumpet guy, quietly, mate, just go somewhere else.
In my adopted hometown of Houston, there'd be no trumpet player.
Where’s the fun in that
He says "I'm trained classically" which may or may not be true, but it's fine, for what it's worth, but then he says "I'm trained contemporaneously" which by itself means nothing. He was maybe trying to say that he's trained in contemporary music, which pretty much means nothing either. You can be trained classically, as well as in other forms, but off the top of my head I'm not aware of any non-theory, practical university courses in pop, rock and roll, rock or rap. But let's get back to contemporaneously.
"Contemporaneously" basically means "at the same time as".
Which means Mr Negative Torso said, "I'm trained at the same time as!"
@Nx Doyle Hi 👋 As you said, we all already know what is defined as "Classical" music (era of Mozart, Beethoven, Haydn, yadda yadda) but, when Gollum's long-lost brother stated he's also trained "contemporaneously", he was referring to himself being trained in contemporary music. This form of music refers to music "at/of the same time" also know as "modern music", you know -- more complex rhythms, synthetic & electronic sounds, etc., such as Heavy Metal, techno, rap, trap (although recently formed) etc.. So what this specimen was saying, is that he's been in the "older, melodious" arts of the Classical Era & that "upbeat, electronic" style of the Modern Era.
He definitely meant “contemporarily” but in this context it means very little
2:35 It awoken something in him
3:00 How awefull he is
3:30 Torso
5:18 Succa MIDI
9:36 Blah blah
7:15
SHUT UP
Is this Paul Simon's jealous brother?
"I walked Bob Dylan on stage in 1975 you mediocre piece of trash." -slams down bag of trash.
A dream come true that O & A reacted to this 🤣🤣
He’s a time traveler. He just pulled out the iPhone 16.🤣
I WALKED BOB DYLAN ON STAGE
I hope Bob trod on him
I hope Bob Dylan looked at him and said, "NAAAWT YOOU"
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
I'M AN NYU FILM SCHOOL GRADUATE, S U C K A
I'm using 'sucka' from now on.
His body proportions are the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
Fucking love on o&a
Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup.
👃🏼small hat
I have reason to believe that "man"?, has been a caller to the show. I can't remember what clip I heard it on.
What the fuck are the circumstances here?
Danny Devito as the Penguin
I swear that's fucking Quasimodo
When he walks up to the camera it really is one of the greatest reveals in viral video history lol. 😂👌”A wild penguin appeared!” 🐧
So much Resentment... He put bob dylan on stage now he's the first person little children have to go through to get to Santa every Christmas. oof
He looks like someone who visits Dr Katz
🎶 Oh Suzanna 🎶
He looks like a miniature Paul Simon
'I thought Ronnie James Dio died'
I guess who we know who Patrick Batemen from American Psycho is based off of. Lol
he just mad cause he left his coupons at home
"In every other city, the cops would have showed up". No, in any other city it would have been the same because cops don't show up every time a crazy dude starts yelling
Yeah New Yorkers think they're in the only city in the world where crazy shit happens on the street unnoticed
Ya need to live in NYC to understand.Ive lived in cities lke LA,philly,Baltimore and cops be there in a sec where NYC they don’t show up or come by when it’s over
The cops would've come and asked for their busking liscense
In over 15 years, I don't think a single one of Opie's "He looks/sounds like (celebrity)" remarks has even been close to the mark.
You’re doing gods work with these vids
I feel bad for that guy because he has no idea he’s going through a break down or how hilarious it is
LOOK AT THOSE SHOES!!!!
he looks kind of like danny devito
Kind of like a KIND OF Danny Devito
Go to a studio to rehearse? Who has that kind of money?
Pretty sure that guy has dwarfism.
Easy to pick up pennies for him. Was surprised he didn't fly off the screen when he swung that bag to slam it.
I laughed so hard when Sam said his head is as big as his torso, its true
I LOVED this bit when I heard it... lol, thank you!
He just wants to be left alone so he can walk around in his Lando Calrissian costume, is all.
Also: @8:17 😆❗
Danny DeVito will play Trumpet guy in the movie.
He looks like that bad guy from pirates of the Caribbean
I am genuinely curious if he committed suicide over being short.