@@pretorious700 I mean it’s not at all amazing. But for what it is, it’s not bad. Kind of very very bland rock, but it’s kind of charming in a way. 🤷🏼♂️
@@AndrewBarsky it's got some really good melodic lines in it. I think it's great. Bland rock to me is when the melody just rearranges the notes of "Mary Had A Little Lamb", which seems to the standard for melody in a typical pop/rock song these days.
"I just gotta get an average looking broad to walk around the beach and I'll get millions of views" - some say Opie is still wandering beaches to this day looking for his millions of views....
Opie has just been pathetic, period, since started trying to do ray dee oh at 18...never succeeded, though....Anthony, Jimmy and the guests WERE the show !!!
If only he had something hip to talk about like how many black on white crimes the media isn't covering enough, maybe he could get the guy who started and was kicked out of the proud boys to help him.
@benjihollister Uncharted Zone is incredibly underrated So many obscure tapes/performances that would never be seen again if it weren't for their upload to UZ
I love that Opie gets annoyed whenever he sees an odd video with a shit load of views. He doesn't understand that he, on his own, is incredibly boring.
please tell me the picture on the shirt is him doing that one dance move he busts out in this vid which kind of looks like the leg movement you use when you are dipping your toe in a swimming pool to test temperature
Every few months I search out this song. Now it actually kind of stings, as my fiance of 7 years, two months after buying a house together, decided to take the ring off (yes, she is a top tier bee-yatch who was banking on a married man at her job actually leaving his wife to move into the house WE bought together - this was her plan. Nice, huh. I should have listened to my friends and family). Then 3 weeks ago my dad dies. So Gorms usually makes me laugh, but all I can think is that, if someone sat down and played this song at a piano, it actually might hit ya in the feels bone. If only I could blast off to that moonbase with Gorms.
Matt Stone: "Do the happy dance!" Trey Parker: "We just lost the game! I don't wanna do the happy dance!" Matt: "DO THE HAPPY DANCE!" Trey: _(Mark Gormley Power Stance)_ Whenever you feel down about your Dad and your ex-fiance, do the Mark Gormley Power Stance /| || |\
I have to say, I found this song stuck in my head at work and I found myself going: "hmm, I kinda like that melody....where did I hear that again?" and then remembered it was from this. I kinda like the song
I love that Opie starts talking about this video with no enthusiasm until he learns the video has two million views and thinks he can then get a viral video.
My brother went to a gormley performance, and I had him on face book. I mean, it's not a big deal or anything, but.....so don't think I'm, like, a GOD or anything. 🙄
I find it a little funny how at that one point Gormley is standing in an image of a beach while the girl is on a real beach. How come she's on a real beach but he's in a stock image of a beach?
@BP it could definitely use some actual instrumentation and better mixing, but still the chord progression is boring and generic, synths sound cheesy as hell, and overall just antiquated
She’s definitely abover “average” as these guys so eloquently put it, in their attempts at humor. The majority of girls in The US are overweight-obese and look like they just don’t take very good care of themselves.
The god damn GLORY DAYS of radio. Lol I’ll never forget listening to this shit live. I was living on the NorthSide of Pittsburgh, working a dog shit job, but I had these fuckin assholes to listen too and my god was it some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard.
+baatin unseen and opie has been so set on going viral for so long, 1:07 listen to him huffing and puffing like a child, jealous of another child's birthday present
LuneyTune72 jimmy kinda talks over him but you can hear opie say "that horrible video has over 2 millio- ugh oh gah, ufff ..." and there have been many occasions where opie has dreamed of going viral, even though he's a millionaire with a job most people would love to have. i focus on this cause i'm a total nerd who over analyzes all media i watch / listen to
Uncomfortably shifting from foot to foot in Mom jeans lipsynching the worst song I've ever heard. With a ferret faced girl wandering around a shitty dirty lake GOLD....
Lmao they sound like me when I was trying to act "cool" in front of my friends. Stop the cap. I know you guys are listening to his music in separate rooms afraid you won't be "cool" if you get caught. No shame in Mark's game.
I like the song, but I'm in a predicament. I want to say the video is bad, but it is not. It did the job of keeping my attention better than most new music videos I've seen. I couldn't stop watching, although for different reasons, it was entertaining none the less. Nice song AND video :)
The psychological reasons behind what makes a singer/artist cool or uncool comes down to age, with all other things equal and putting the music or artistic content aside. Any middle-aged man singing would seem uncool, because such a man subconsciously reminds us of our fathers, or uncle, or a teacher, perhaps the school principal, et cetera. These people can never be 'cool', because if they're cool, then who isn't? Coolness, like beauty, must be inherently rare or its very definition becomes meaningless. Rarity is what makes coolness, or beauty, so coveted. If it was everywhere and possessed by everyone then it would be worthless; it would be the defining characteristic of mediocrity or being average. Youth is the most coveted natural thing to old or older people. With youth you have health and beauty. And these two things aren't even guaranteed with young people, but that only adds to its desirability. E.G. Rock 'N' Roll has always been a display of reckless youth, not conservative adulthood. Rock 'N' Roll always celebrated health and beauty through some forms of sexuality and rebellion. Middle-aged people, unfortunately, symbolically represent the end of youth, a loss of sexuality, declining health, and there's nothing 'cool' about this because whether we wish to openly acknowledge it or not, nobody wants it. Nobody wants to be old, or middle-aged.
i aint gonna lie, that song kicks ass
Mark Gormley is actually pretty good
Lofl, compared to what, herpes?
@@pretorious700 I mean it’s not at all amazing. But for what it is, it’s not bad. Kind of very very bland rock, but it’s kind of charming in a way. 🤷🏼♂️
This ain't the worst thing I've seen on the Tube today, that's for sure.
@@AndrewBarsky it's got some really good melodic lines in it. I think it's great. Bland rock to me is when the melody just rearranges the notes of "Mary Had A Little Lamb", which seems to the standard for melody in a typical pop/rock song these days.
"I just gotta get an average looking broad to walk around the beach and I'll get millions of views" - some say Opie is still wandering beaches to this day looking for his millions of views....
Just a reminder that he has no clue why videos go viral.
He’s got the wandering aimlessly on the beach part down!
Lmao
He should try walking into the ocean and look
As Anthony is wandering through the uncharted wilderness of Greer, sc
Opie has been pathetically obsessed with "going viral" for at least a decade.
That's sad and pathetic, but not nearly as pathetic as those people who are still bashing opie like a decade after he was legitimately irrelevant.
Opie has just been pathetic, period, since started trying to do ray dee oh at 18...never succeeded, though....Anthony, Jimmy and the guests WERE the show !!!
If only he had something hip to talk about like how many black on white crimes the media isn't covering enough, maybe he could get the guy who started and was kicked out of the proud boys to help him.
@@ReddFoxx1562That is sad and pathetic, but not nearly as sad and pathetic as defending a talentless hack who hasn't been relevant in a decade.
@@ReddFoxx1562"They just got a BIG plug. His arrogance is only eclipsed by his incompetence.
he does look like ed kemper! good call jimmy
This sounds like one of those spoof 'Fantasy' Heavy Metal songs that Jack Black and Kyle Gass (Tenacious D) make.
"He looks like Dr. Steve sounds"
He's on the moon, she's on the shitty beach
i hate opie, but he gave me chuckle when he said video vixens dont wear jeans and shoes on the beach
Mark Gormley died this year. God rest his soul. This song is unironically amazing
dude this took me down a whole UZ TV rabbit hole and its fantastic
@benjihollister Uncharted Zone is incredibly underrated
So many obscure tapes/performances that would never be seen again if it weren't for their upload to UZ
RIP!
Wow is Jim quick, " I have seen happier smiles at a slave auction when they check your gums" One of his best lines ever.
That's a damn good line. Fuck.
Wow is Jim quick?? Golly gee willakers!!
yimmy!
Holy shit I didn’t catch that , that’s so brilliantly said out of nowhere
"62 degrees" killed me too
The appropriate term for the weight shift is the "Mark Gormley Power Stance"!
My little brother had a T-shirt of a silhouette of Gormley in his power stance. 🤘
One man's love ballad to his beloved...
...red Swingline stapler.
That is perfect
Mark Gormley might be shaped like Hank Hill but this song is actually pretty catchy.
i can't get the damn song out of my head.,. holly sh^& i'm screwed
If only it was a nickelback style voice instead
nickleback ? you fuckin idiot. anybody who listens to nickleback deserves to rot in hell.😉
Yeh it's not a bad song and his voice isn't terrible, it sounds like something ozzy would write. It would be a lot better if he did it.
It’s not even that bad of the song to be completely honest. Not great, but not that bad.
RIP Big Gorm
"Six on a beach" is a great, under-appreciated Jimmy line.
it really is lol
As a 6 on a beach myself I approve this line.
I love that Opie gets annoyed whenever he sees an odd video with a shit load of views. He doesn't understand that he, on his own, is incredibly boring.
He said it annoyed him? Where?
@brice cate Your name is engagingly terrible.
@TL2354 He didn’t. Brice just wanted to impress all the cool kids with a shot at Opie he thought they would enjoy.
@@e2go it's just my name.
@@TL2354 he gets pissed that all this guy does is have a "mediocre chick" and gets all those views
I have a Mark Gormley t shirt. It is my favorite shirt.
please tell me the picture on the shirt is him doing that one dance move he busts out in this vid which kind of looks like the leg movement you use when you are dipping your toe in a swimming pool to test temperature
+Reb Brown Its a silhouette of his power stance. It says Mark Gormley 2008.
+Inkiscape Entertainment hahaha i have the same one
+Tairy Hesticles his power stance... lmao
That's amazing
This is Robert Plant's best solo work
only in the sense that it's a big log.
I added Phil the host and owner on Facebook and he wishes me a Happy Birthday every year. I love it haha
Every few months I search out this song. Now it actually kind of stings, as my fiance of 7 years, two months after buying a house together, decided to take the ring off (yes, she is a top tier bee-yatch who was banking on a married man at her job actually leaving his wife to move into the house WE bought together - this was her plan. Nice, huh. I should have listened to my friends and family).
Then 3 weeks ago my dad dies. So Gorms usually makes me laugh, but all I can think is that, if someone sat down and played this song at a piano, it actually might hit ya in the feels bone. If only I could blast off to that moonbase with Gorms.
Matt Stone: "Do the happy dance!"
Trey Parker: "We just lost the game! I don't wanna do the happy dance!"
Matt: "DO THE HAPPY DANCE!"
Trey: _(Mark Gormley Power Stance)_
Whenever you feel down about your Dad and your ex-fiance, do the Mark Gormley Power Stance
/|
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@@brandonobaza8610 very based reference
Gay for your dad should’ve married him instead
this is legitimately better than 85% of the bullshit "music" that has come out since 2010
How hard is that?
I think Kanye sampled this for Donda...
Tell me ab how Ratt is real music grandpa
Any of my fellow Gorm Troopers still rewatching this banger in 2021?!?!
Lol! _GORM_ Troopers!! Love it ! 😂😂😂
We out here!
I’m still watching in 2023! The Riders on the Gorm live on!
Just when I thought I couldn't love this any more, I see "Gorm Troopers" and "Riders on The Gorm". God damn you all 😂
Just got here. Reporting for duty, sir.
“He looks like Edmund Kemper” Oh, Jimmy, you’re hilarious.
I have to say, I found this song stuck in my head at work and I found myself going: "hmm, I kinda like that melody....where did I hear that again?" and then remembered it was from this. I kinda like the song
KINDA⁉️
I love how it's apparently from 2008. It looks more like early 1990's.
+Shawn Smith That's public access for ya. Using the same AV equipment they purchased in 1983.
+ShortFingeredShreder I wonder if the people working there still have unprotected anal sex as if HIV wasn't a thing.
Tons of public access stations are STILL using Video Toaster for their effects.
This looks like it was made by Tim and Eric. That's how terrible this fucking thing is.
JL Humor it's gotta be an elaborate Tim and eric sketch 😂
I dig this song
I love that Opie starts talking about this video with no enthusiasm until he learns the video has two million views and thinks he can then get a viral video.
"that's the woman who's never walked down steps before"
He looks like Milton from office space
The fucking leg shift and mom jeans LMAO. "It's where Mrs. Vorhees was murdered." I can't.
The Chantal Show DAD JEANS !!!
Phil THOMAS Katt
Drives an ice cream truck for a real job?
Flamboyant lol
He isn't bad at music, just appearances and life.
He's pretty bad at music too.
He strikes out on all 3.....if Opie doesn't like it, how can it be good....after all he is The Destroyer !
da fuq? You're tone deaf
I love Mark Gormley 💗
I love that profile pic. let me write you some seranades
My brother went to a gormley performance, and I had him on face book. I mean, it's not a big deal or anything, but.....so don't think I'm, like, a GOD or anything. 🙄
This song is really good
Opie is jealous of this guy’s “viral videos”.
2006-2009 was a great time to be alive.
Mark Gormley..."an intense song"
This is totally a video that would have been played on Beavis and Butthead.
Tool should cover this song. Would probably sound awesome
REGISTRERMEGDA lol great call. they would turn it into gold.
Holy shit thats actually a great idea
The funny thing is that if Mark could actually sing, and the music was better, I think this could actually sound like bad Ozzy Osbourne
I am not a tool fan at all but I agree with this and would listen to it haha
You thought of Tool because Mark Gormley sounds a little like Maynard, right?
"Gormley" is the perfect adjective for this guy.
I find it a little funny how at that one point Gormley is standing in an image of a beach while the girl is on a real beach. How come she's on a real beach but he's in a stock image of a beach?
He had to work around the restraining order somehow.
lol hes not even a bad singer, and the song isnt far worse than a lot of rock songs on the radio........ the video is just horrible.
I hope 3 years later you got your ears fixed.
@@OrphansCorpse
It's good.
The dude may be dead now, unfortunately.
@@j.franklin21 It's terrible lol
@BP it could definitely use some actual instrumentation and better mixing, but still the chord progression is boring and generic, synths sound cheesy as hell, and overall just antiquated
he's better than imagine dragons
She’s definitely abover “average” as these guys so eloquently put it, in their attempts at humor. The majority of girls in The US are overweight-obese and look like they just don’t take very good care of themselves.
Majority? Lmao. You've obviously never been to the US
Jimmy's "6 on the beach" line deserved more
I do hate we never got a video of Ant singing this at the compound with an assault rifle.
the song is pretty good. the video is atrocious
It’s not a bad tune... it’s the delivery that’s not great. If someone redid it properly, it would be pretty good.
It would be mediocre if done properly. The way it was done makes it legendary. Tommy Wisseau would be proud.
If you listen to the song uninterrupted without looking at Mark Gormley's face, it's actually a pretty decent song.
ngl this is catchy as hell
Fr the songs decent
I want mark to collaborate with R. Stevie Moore to make a late 80-mid 90s rock based album
Every video, jocktober, clip, etc. comment ny Opie "Why is doing this..." Why is he..." "Why is she/they". That's it, every one.
They're not even comments, they're actual questions. He's genuinely wondering these things...
The god damn GLORY DAYS of radio. Lol I’ll never forget listening to this shit live. I was living on the NorthSide of Pittsburgh, working a dog shit job, but I had these fuckin assholes to listen too and my god was it some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard.
his look off camera kind of looks like someone walked into the room they were filming and scared him
The girl is stacked, the dude is a star, and this song slaps.
Maybe they're jaded, but I reckon she's hot.
wow looking back on it it's very obvious that anth was sick of dealing with opie
+baatin unseen and opie has been so set on going viral for so long, 1:07 listen to him huffing and puffing like a child, jealous of another child's birthday present
+baatin unseen "Anth" ugh, shut up.
+LuneyTune72 ok
Vasectomy Fail
How do you guys even notice this? I'm not that focused when listening to O&A and I've listened for years.
LuneyTune72
jimmy kinda talks over him but you can hear opie say "that horrible video has over 2 millio- ugh oh gah, ufff ..." and there have been many occasions where opie has dreamed of going viral, even though he's a millionaire with a job most people would love to have. i focus on this cause i'm a total nerd who over analyzes all media i watch / listen to
It's Milton from Office Space! (Singing: ...And the squirrels were married!)
Milton in his prime.
The song is pretty good compared to video and his looks
It’s not good, but it’s not bad. It’s just there. And in a way, it’s great because of that.
R.I.P. Mark Gormley
GORMLEY ROCKS
You misspelled "SUCKS"
@@pretorious700 BOOOOO
The tune is actually not bad at all
Uncomfortably shifting from foot to foot in Mom jeans lipsynching the worst song I've ever heard.
With a ferret faced girl wandering around a shitty dirty lake
GOLD....
This song isn't bad and that woman is stunning .
😂
I'm sick and tired of Opie forcefully completing other.... PEOPLE'S SENTENCES CAUSE HES SMART LIKE THAT.
You're in the room. We GOT IT.
Opie 101
Look out for the dead horseshoe crab!
It's like Mac and Charlie from Sunny in Philadelphia made a music video lol
needs green man
well its got a lot of green... screen. 🤷♂️
Gormley-Thomas Katt 2020
“This horrible video has 2 million views!?”- Harry Hater
The song should be called screenshots of my crime scenes.
This chic is hot
You could probably get a decent song out of this. it's got room for some solos definitely a prog song. let Mastodon try.
Fewer
I praise you for the idea of a mastodon cover of this.
"Phil THOMAS Katt"
It’s a Phil-Thomas cat
Lmao they sound like me when I was trying to act "cool" in front of my friends. Stop the cap. I know you guys are listening to his music in separate rooms afraid you won't be "cool" if you get caught. No shame in Mark's game.
Is he still alive? I want permission to cover this with my band. No shit.
This should be on Tim and Eric!
I was literally just thinking that lol he would make for a good character
I love this bit, I've always felt that this is one of their funniest videos
Opies contribution to the humour is worse than the green screen effects.
Who's the woman in the video? What's her name and now what is she doing? Hopefully she's not at the bottom of that awful lake.
I actually think his voice is pretty good... The production is horrible, but the vocal styling is kind of interesting. Sort of Maynard-ish
*ducks*
sounds like a jethro tull song. jesus kill it with fire
I like the song, but I'm in a predicament. I want to say the video is bad, but it is not. It did the job of keeping my attention better than most new music videos I've seen. I couldn't stop watching, although for different reasons, it was entertaining none the less. Nice song AND video :)
You're really confused.
Animal sacrifice will "keep your attention"
That video is horrific in a slightly different way
Gormley is an amazing musician and songwriter.
Haha jim nailed it wit the "he looks like Edmund Kemper" holy shit
Merry Christmas sir, and thank you.
Makin veg prep well worth it!
This song isn't nearly as bad as it should be tbh.
The scariest part of the video is that the lyrics are actually decent. This could’ve been a decent hit in the late 1980s.
90s
if it was ozzy that wrote this jimmy would have been drooling.
Keep at it boys and someday you'll be a legend like the Gormster!
Opie would kill for Mark Gormley’s view totals
This is kind of “the room” of music videos.
Guaranteed , that chick had no idea she was in that video 😂😂😂
He's completely free of self-awareness, like the Shaggs.
This Is Fucking Great!
+Alex Watson Mark looks like a Muppet
Hartford! The Whale!
Rocking like he has to pee
Anthony is the funniest person in the world
I get so sad when I listen to an old O and A clip and I hear Sams atrocious voice
The psychological reasons behind what makes a singer/artist cool or uncool comes down to age, with all other things equal and putting the music or artistic content aside. Any middle-aged man singing would seem uncool, because such a man subconsciously reminds us of our fathers, or uncle, or a teacher, perhaps the school principal, et cetera. These people can never be 'cool', because if they're cool, then who isn't? Coolness, like beauty, must be inherently rare or its very definition becomes meaningless. Rarity is what makes coolness, or beauty, so coveted. If it was everywhere and possessed by everyone then it would be worthless; it would be the defining characteristic of mediocrity or being average.
Youth is the most coveted natural thing to old or older people. With youth you have health and beauty. And these two things aren't even guaranteed with young people, but that only adds to its desirability. E.G. Rock 'N' Roll has always been a display of reckless youth, not conservative adulthood. Rock 'N' Roll always celebrated health and beauty through some forms of sexuality and rebellion. Middle-aged people, unfortunately, symbolically represent the end of youth, a loss of sexuality, declining health, and there's nothing 'cool' about this because whether we wish to openly acknowledge it or not, nobody wants it. Nobody wants to be old, or middle-aged.
Why does opie have to trash the appearance of every single woman he sees?
Mark gormley 2024
That song sounds like Rush said "fuck it".
Ok the video sucks but the song is great