I've never listened to another podcast, for all I know this is the best one to ever exist. I watch unashamed, unabashed, living unaltered by the opinions of others.
@Technical_Tek I'm not being negative. I think it's wonderful that Sam (2) have created this space for special lonely people to build their confidence.
This and die of laughter are the only two podcasts I’ve watched every episode. I share these episodes with friends and family. This is one of the best episodes in a while and I laughed like a million times. I don’t care y’all are funny as fuck.
I have memories of a couple die of laughter episodes that ill forever cherish, the Crawfecy, and the time they made it into the portal at the peak of the mountain they were traversing. Absolute kino, also pobgoblin best character
I tried drinking voodoo ranger because of poob, have been sticking with it for the last couple months, but with this break up and lack of clear communication, I’m quitting and trying something else. Doodoo Ranger, no thanks.
@@PolumbiusTheThird it’s a good reason to branch out and try new things I’d say. But if they treat the people they sponsor poorly then I’d rather not support them. You’re trying to make it weird, but it’s not
@@crillspez6011eh sounds like (and poob even admits) he really was not following up with his contractual obligations for the sponsorship. They basically returned the same energy poob admitted he offered.
Bit the bullet and showed my new girlfriend some of my favourite parts from Forehead Fables. She giggled and said you guys were actually funny. Up there with one of the scariest things I've done in my life but I did it boys
I shared this podcast with my girlfriend we watched last podcast driving home from work and poob goes you should definitely give road head to your boyfriend and we were just laughing so hard. I love showing my friends this podcast
Poobs not wrong when he says "this podcast is better than the thoughts in my head" referring to us blue collar workers and being so called out at the end had me laughing in the customer car at my bodyshop😂😂
I literally just finished Kung Pao: Enter the Fist last night, that movie had a lot of nuts, and now you're talking about BIG nuts, squirrels are eating good this month
I bought a 6 pack of Voodoo Ranger one time. Cracked one, it tasted awful so I put it down. The next time I looked at it, not 5 minutes later, it looked like it had cordyceps growing out of it. It had foamed out and then hardened into this spiky tendril. Then I started getting nauseous. Maybe it had been stored wrong or something, but I threw it out and never thought about an IPA again
@@Fredy_The_Yeti no it doesnt man it tastes like beer that either has lots of hops, which might be the strong pine like taste, or it really depends on how its brewed and if its an IPA, Indian Pale Ale, its almost always going to be like a hoppy, piney or like tart beer (edit may be bitter is a better word, idk its a very distinct taste)
2:52:04 I can confirm, after working a shift in a builders warehouse when i started listening in 2021, to commuting long distances to where I currently work, there is nothing funnier than being singled out and being reminded of my life choices. This podcast genuinely is the only one i can actually listen to and just get work done
you legit should find some small diner in a city with your largest viewership and get them to sponsor you- customers can come in and ask for the general sam or poob special and it'll be whatever is about to go bad at 20 percent off
can't listen to this during my job like everyone else, would be kinda scary if the firefighter searching for you in a haze of smoke was cackling like a witch and couldn't hear you cry for help
I usually have this propped up on my phone during my job at the office and my manager walked by when the squirrel nuts came on screen - 10/10 never change this podcast
The best part about the spring trap glovebox is how the guy that made it made a youtube video about it and it looks like a casting video for Paul Danos riddler.😂
Honestly I listen to this when it comes out on Patreon. But I have to rewatch them as videos just for Poob's freakish face. So lovely and stalltt's comments of course
Was in grippy sock land for a bit and when I got out I was force to stay in my mom’s living room and would listen to these episodes on the living room tv everyday till I was able to leave
Voodoo ranger calling him "poop" was genuinley hilarious
rip poop, i bought and enjoyed voodoo ranger when I go to the states.
they treated him like shit....
hey poop
they are just supporting their product the poop flavored beer
doodoo rangers
I've never listened to another podcast, for all I know this is the best one to ever exist. I watch unashamed, unabashed, living unaltered by the opinions of others.
you dont need to listen to any others
amen, brother!
Yea coz there's noone around you to judge you.
@mpireoutdoors5274 why would you be negative like that? Keep that typa garbo to yourself
@Technical_Tek I'm not being negative. I think it's wonderful that Sam (2) have created this space for special lonely people to build their confidence.
Sam with an 8 pack would just be a senator armstrong cosplay
I love how I knew who you were talking about even though I don't even know that guy😂
The only reason I’ve tried Doodoo Ranger is because of poop. Now I’m officially done
Same. It sucks
no more poop voodoo
@@EnviousGenome no more dooptube for me
Theyll never recover from the loss
Same
FINALLY WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH ANOTHER CRUM OF CONTENT
*crumb
@@the_inquisitive_inquisitorcum* 🤤
@@lmaolol9357 * sigh * why do you make me hate you?
@@the_inquisitive_inquisitorCrum is correct as well, in fact "crumb" is the incorrect version if you want to be literally correct
@@nicholasbrown668 cite *any* source.
Me sitting at my 8-4 accounting job absolutely straight faced listening to this
Low key, the most depressing shit ive read, I love you.
Me sitting at my 8-5 construction job on my lunch break with a gun in my mouth, absolutely straight faced listening to this.
@@vince-zm8ds srsly, dont go postal "Rifleman"
rick levine has replaced cryptids as the one thing Poob has to mention every episode
You say that as if Rick Levine isn't a cryptid.
I love poop doing the ad reads because he's so obviously not even trying
He looks like he's being held hostage during the read
“This is gonna be a scary election, this feels bad”.
Well, spot on Sammy
This one always gets me, cause, I was under the impression that everyone knew the guy had rice puding for brains
This was recorded so long ago the Prez debate was still the big thing.
Just wait til they hear about that other thing 👂
Busting out the schneeberg and tall boys for this one, it’s 7:30 am
how was it
Prost!
sláinte
32:45 Poop whispering "bounce" while formulating a bounce on it joke about sams kids is peak forehead fables
Looked like he was checking his notes
😭😭😭
This and die of laughter are the only two podcasts I’ve watched every episode. I share these episodes with friends and family. This is one of the best episodes in a while and I laughed like a million times. I don’t care y’all are funny as fuck.
I shared these with my friends and family and now I'm writing from a psychiatric hospital
I have memories of a couple die of laughter episodes that ill forever cherish, the Crawfecy, and the time they made it into the portal at the peak of the mountain they were traversing. Absolute kino, also pobgoblin best character
Its that poop guy from the beer commercials
I tried drinking voodoo ranger because of poob, have been sticking with it for the last couple months, but with this break up and lack of clear communication, I’m quitting and trying something else. Doodoo Ranger, no thanks.
so you only drink beer that creators are sponsored by?
@@PolumbiusTheThird it’s a good reason to branch out and try new things I’d say. But if they treat the people they sponsor poorly then I’d rather not support them. You’re trying to make it weird, but it’s not
@@crillspez6011eh sounds like (and poob even admits) he really was not following up with his contractual obligations for the sponsorship.
They basically returned the same energy poob admitted he offered.
@@PolumbiusTheThird i only buy things that the forehead fables podcast are sponsored by
@@crillspez6011 it is kind of weird if you only buy something becoz ur favorite streamer drinks it.
Im officially convinced sam is trying to artificially inflate the value of his content via scarcity
Nothing like a hugely delayed podcast episode from my favorite echo chamber hostages, bless you gents
"it's better than the thoughts in my head" is the perfect summary for this podcast
I like how stalltt acts as if he's sitting on a throne with his comments
Brian met a Native American patron on the therapy episode and hasn’t been back since
You could feel him seething
Classic Canadian behavior.
He must have been trained to be RCMP before landing his white collar gig
We did it, boys. We're finally ahead of the Gamer Hole in episodes again
I listen to you guys while welding, sometimes I'm completely straight facing and sometimes I'm literally crying laughing and can't see my welds
as a "normal" dude working in a warehouse i really appreciate these jokes it keeps some of my coworkers away because they see me laughing to myself
I appreciate you stalt for adding those chapter maerkers
Bit the bullet and showed my new girlfriend some of my favourite parts from Forehead Fables.
She giggled and said you guys were actually funny.
Up there with one of the scariest things I've done in my life but I did it boys
My friends call them cringe bisexuals 😂
All IPAs taste like you caught a fresh bass right out the Mississippi river and eat it without cooking it.
That or a fresh wad of ear wax
I'll have to try that then
The box of ashes with the hat and pipe cleaner arms looks like a blurry Mr. Popo. Glad Akira Toriyama's work is being represented with such respect.
Can't wait for a guest episode featuring Brian, where he still doesnt talk
I laughed so hard at the squirrel nuts part I almost died in traffic
I wonder what they will say about the Trump incident 😭
We need a mod to fix irl VATS
@@lmaolol9357 the system works. Gotta upgrade your perception scrub.
I shared this podcast with my girlfriend we watched last podcast driving home from work and poob goes you should definitely give road head to your boyfriend and we were just laughing so hard. I love showing my friends this podcast
So you didn't get road head? Disappointing.
This is a funny way to let us know you got road head
Poobs not wrong when he says "this podcast is better than the thoughts in my head" referring to us blue collar workers and being so called out at the end had me laughing in the customer car at my bodyshop😂😂
Poob REALLY Doesn't give a shit about doing the ads huh. Lol
You phoned that shit in so hard
You really care that much about an ad lmao wtf
@@7rue7empest I bet the guy paying for it cares that much. lol I just thought it was funny
1:12:00 I fucking love when Poob keeps double-ing down when Sam starts laughing so much
Those moments are 90% of why I watch this podcast
I laughed so hard I hurt myself. Seriously some funny shit in this one
Also I clean my house while I play this podcast on my home theater system lmao
Sam switching his stance on pet insurance is peak character development
I listen to this at work and it’s hard not to look like a madman giggling to myself
I’m a truck driver for brinks and the end of this episode made me laugh the most they way Sam perfectly described me listening to the podcast 😂
The woke liberals at Voodoo ranger simply can't appreciate such top tier content like "Fart and Farter: Electric Poopaloo". also, I'm gay.
You look gay, like in a handsome way
2:30:30 i like how poob is just holding a face until sam notices and he never does and poob just has to move on
Just gonna suggest we all write to voodoo ranger to reinstate Poob as voodoo ranger supreme
The best part was being called out for driving a truck LOL
I literally just finished Kung Pao: Enter the Fist last night, that movie had a lot of nuts, and now you're talking about BIG nuts, squirrels are eating good this month
This was the hands down the funniest one from beginning to end
I love how when poob does sponsor reads it sounds and looks like Sam is behind the camera with a Hans Gruber
the growing contempt that both sam's feel for there audience is palpable
poob struggling to breathe during the ad read was the funniest bit
The D over the voodoo sign threw me off
I work retail, so I was straight faced the whole time Sam and Poob were dying talking about his audience that listen to this podcast while at work
I’m living in a forehead fables echo chamber.
That arabian horse literally looks like a sea horse😂
Being a trucker who listens to this podcast I love being called out by Sam like 6 podcasts in a row lmao
I bought a 6 pack of Voodoo Ranger one time. Cracked one, it tasted awful so I put it down. The next time I looked at it, not 5 minutes later, it looked like it had cordyceps growing out of it. It had foamed out and then hardened into this spiky tendril. Then I started getting nauseous. Maybe it had been stored wrong or something, but I threw it out and never thought about an IPA again
Voodoo Ranger is unironically poop beer.
I've only ever had their juicy haze IPA but it was pretty damn good I thought. Way too much money for me to stop drinking red hook big Ballard though
I love working in the dialysis unit listening to this, makes my job 100X better and easier
Poob got me to try Voodoo for me to never drink that horse piss again. IPA drinkers stun me with their complete lack of taste buds…
Im sure the sponsors really love it when you visibly read a script during it
me, an Eagle Scout, lying on my stomach giggling and kicking my feet while Poop and Sam degrade the Boy Scouts and Cub Scouts
alabama resident here saying at least for north alabama the roads are all good but everywhere in the midwest is terrible
july premiere, its out at the 17th 🤣
I Tried Voodoo ranger cause of poob and it taste like a pine tree smells and never bought it again
That's an IPA for you. I assume it tastes pretty similar to munching on a handful of marijuana
@@Fredy_The_Yeti more like eating pine needles with a small amount of skunkyness
its crazy how many people try an IPA and go like 'EW, this tastes like *blank* and then proceed to describe almost every craft beer
@@Fredy_The_Yeti no it doesnt man it tastes like beer that either has lots of hops, which might be the strong pine like taste, or it really depends on how its brewed and if its an IPA, Indian Pale Ale, its almost always going to be like a hoppy, piney or like tart beer (edit may be bitter is a better word, idk its a very distinct taste)
@@juice6199 One thing you can count on is all IPAs taste like shit
Louisiana has some of the worst roads in the country. Our roof rack broke from all the potholes
Dude stalt is so frigging funny with his little text quips. Heehee rofl
listening to this through surround sound NASA speakers
Sam and poob talking about the presidential debate… don’t worry, it’s all smooth sailing from then onwards
2:52:04 I can confirm, after working a shift in a builders warehouse when i started listening in 2021, to commuting long distances to where I currently work, there is nothing funnier than being singled out and being reminded of my life choices. This podcast genuinely is the only one i can actually listen to and just get work done
So glad this is my first election so many good choices to vote for! 😊
It's currently 4am and I'm at my factory job listening to this trying to keep a straight face.
3 hours. Nice.
you legit should find some small diner in a city with your largest viewership and get them to sponsor you- customers can come in and ask for the general sam or poob special and it'll be whatever is about to go bad at 20 percent off
Poob wants to create Skaven from how wants to breed the most aggressive rats ever.
can't listen to this during my job like everyone else,
would be kinda scary if the firefighter searching for you in a haze of smoke was cackling like a witch and couldn't hear you cry for help
Only way to get back at DooDoo Ranger is for Poob to come to terms with his alcoholism… and slander them for what they did to the boy
Did they actually fire Bryan? I miss when he would make a pretty funny joke and the only one to notice was Stallt 😎😎
fired/quit but yeah
Yeah, a while ago. He basically just stopped showing up because he didn't want to do it anymore so Sam formally "fired" him.
Wtf are you guys talking about. Kind of messed up to play like that, seeing as how Brian died. RIP to a king
I'm listening to this during my 12-hour factory shift, lol 😂
The spring loaded glove in a box Sam asked for that exact thing in a previous video when telling people to send stuff to him
I usually have this propped up on my phone during my job at the office and my manager walked by when the squirrel nuts came on screen - 10/10 never change this podcast
Poob is a grower confirmed.
The best part about the spring trap glovebox is how the guy that made it made a youtube video about it and it looks like a casting video for Paul Danos riddler.😂
2:52:45 i literally listen while driving all the time and laughing by myself in my car like a maniac
Shout out to everybody who got out at cub scouts 💪🏽
Another forehead fables W, I've never had edibles but this podcast gives me the feeling I imagine edibles would.
Honestly I listen to this when it comes out on Patreon. But I have to rewatch them as videos just for Poob's freakish face. So lovely
and stalltt's comments of course
You need Rick back on the show! JUST IMAGINE! "Forehead Fables Two: Rick Levine Boogaloo!!!"
7:53 RFK does sound like he’s dying 24/7 and what’s even worse than that is he seems to be in even better shape than these two.
I am a forklift operator and electrician and you guys called me out at the end of the episode
I'm glad that even in death, Brian still talks the same amount as usual.
Working at FedEx while listening driving a truck hearing the bit at the end is a lil surreal
the subtle monster energy ad
Okay, this one was a banger.
Screw what Stalt says, I personally like it when you guys talk about movies. I've found so many good ones through this podcast alone.
This is definitely one of the funnier ones. Laughed a lot
I am literally in work welding frames for chocolate melting tanks while listening to this
This one was solid
Was in grippy sock land for a bit and when I got out I was force to stay in my mom’s living room and would listen to these episodes on the living room tv everyday till I was able to leave
Is that like a psych ward or something
@@maymayman0 no
@@maymayman0 Yes, grippy sock land refers to a psychiatric ward, usually an involuntary stay
Sam drinking Flensburger brings me joy as a German
Well im mowing rn and im grinning ear to ear we are so back
If you guys wanna get an animal expert on the show or something, you could maybe look into Bob Gymlan. Hes like a bigfoot/cryptid consiracy youtuber
4:44 i absolutely unabashedly play your videos out loud daily