Thanks for this boys. I’m 65 years old and have been driving my rig since I was 18. I’m currently bedded down at a truck stop off of Route 66 waiting on one of my favorite lizards. - Everette, Everette’s Hauling- Owner/Operator
my favorite part of month is when i can force my girlfriend to listen to this podcast with me in the car. she doesnt know sams name and calls poob poop. she had no clue brian was a person for the longest time.
@@lonotalonota5779 He was a good man, a great man, many would say. But he sadly passed away due to uranium poisoning shortly after a poor performance on this podcast, completely unrelated to the uranium ore Sam received in the mail, of course. Rest in peace Brian 🙏
@@the_inquisitive_inquisitor that's really expensive. I do like doodoo ranger but not enough to pay double and then some compared to my regular IPA. Red Hook Big Ballard.
Sweet hat Poob, I have one just like it actually. You've got a great fashion sense. In all seriousness though, the merch is actually pretty quality, so quality in fact, the new Maga adjacent hat fit perfect right out the box. I thought providing the dimensions of my head and eye color was an odd request, but the website utilized that info well.
Spider senses? There was an ongoing ruckus about the shooter being present. I guess for an old mofo, he was sorta aware of the situation. Pretty good spider senses, if Spiderman were a day or two away from dying of age xD
You want us to buy more expensive shirts? I'd buy a "Baby-Duke being carried by PobGoblin" where my head is Pob's out of the neckhole for $1,000. TWO OF EM.
If I have to sit through another podcast of Poob pretending to be a morale pillar of humanity while shit talking previous guest and every single person in his life, or fucking Sam covering up Bryans murder again this week.
this is def a S teir episode, laugh Out loud many a time, i actually swallowed a thumbtack ( chewing while working out/Autism), Just got back from the hospital to finish it! no im not joking
Hark! The latest episode of Forehead Fables Doth grace mine ears with mirthful, learned tales. Gratitude profound, mine heart o'erflows, For Sam and tales that wit and wisdom shows. Excitement swells, in joyful rapture caught, To feast upon the banter thou hast wrought.
When I heard Trump had been shot. I automatically assumed it was the guy that shaved his chest hair into the shape of the bat signal. Hopefully he is doing well
Thanks guys, I've been on the road driven a big rig since I was 16. I was gonna hire a lizard tonight and then blow my brains out but this really changed my perception on life. Thank you
I haven’t really liked most of the tier list videos as much as the normal podcasts, but this list was great. Not even the length, this could’ve been a much longer list. The subject matter really made this one go hard asf
I will become a $20 patron because of how much poob loves the raid. I am right there with Poob on it being one of the greatest action movies of all time. Definitely my favorite.
The KZ zsns dont hurt your ear if you wear them for a while, you can get a blue tooth adapter for them too! I wore mine 6 hours a day at school during covid
Thanks for this boys. I’m 65 years old and have been driving my rig since I was 18. I’m currently bedded down at a truck stop off of Route 66 waiting on one of my favorite lizards. - Everette, Everette’s Hauling- Owner/Operator
fucking legend
Stay safe out there brother
what a fucking lad 65 yrs and listening to these dumbasses too? im glad to know the generational divide is not as wide as ppl like to think.
God bless you king 👑
Trying too hard to make the joke funny.
The shooter looks like someone who’d listen to this podcast
He probably did would have been a lot funnier if he had a forehead fables shirt 😂 missed and got one right through the forehead 😂
I bet he was a audio only listener
probably someone from the discord server
The shooter looks like the host of this podcast
@@kdawg0023lmao 😂
I need a shirt with life-size baby Duke in a baby carrier.
Damn that would’ve been cool Die Of Laughter merch.
someone did make one, saw on tiktok but forget name
@@bwahmoment5878 this information is USELESS to me. I need the Baby Duke shirt please 🙏
Poob cut in half by an 18 wheeler. Cop shows up. "Wonderfully sharp bumper sir. Cleaved him in twain, you did."
Read that in a horrific English accent
Cleft
Every since Rick Levine the guys have gained slight prophetic powers I've noticed.
I also think sams head grew, menaing his brain growing good and psychic
@@redsentry9785 Yeah hopefully it's not a brainworm cultivating a brain tumor.
@@Welkon1 It's actually keeping Sam's mind sharp, where do you think the prophecy comes from
Sam set Poob up for a merch plug and all he did was shit on everything he made. He needs to hire businessman Happy to take care of it.
Classic reverse psychology
my favorite part of month is when i can force my girlfriend to listen to this podcast with me in the car. she doesnt know sams name and calls poob poop. she had no clue brian was a person for the longest time.
whos brian?
@@lonotalonota5779 He was a good man, a great man, many would say. But he sadly passed away due to uranium poisoning shortly after a poor performance on this podcast, completely unrelated to the uranium ore Sam received in the mail, of course. Rest in peace Brian 🙏
Who?
Who?
Who?
You guys could actually change the podcast name to Sam-antics since Brian died in that gruesome accident after running from the cops
Them Toronto hogs don't fuck around when it comes to mass murderers
I live in Australia. Minute into the episode I am forbidden to acquire poobs merch.
15:28 POOB casually name dropping Alex Rider series this dude has read every book I've ever read
Rejecting Sarov in Skeleton Key was an emotional moment for me
The ending was surprisingly heavy,
my 14 year old ass did not expect the Game of thrones level of people dropping left and right
@@dixiefiendbut did you ever play the game on ds?
Dropped this in the middle of my shift, hell yeah brother
Me too brother
Idk whats worse, Poob not knowing how to change a battery, or his boyfriend making sparks while changing it.
I dated girls more handy than Poob.
The sparks weren’t from the engine my guy.❤
@@olknoxlo I know. They were from him improperly hooking up the battery.
@@yoshigottagun what's even the point if you DON'T make some sparks?
@the_inquisitive_inquisitor Real. If I had my way with poob there'd be enough friction on that stach to make sparks.
“Don’t use our stickers on weapons that are intended for domestic terrorism” 😂
The subtle "D" for Doodoo Ranger gave me a chuckle
I don't even care, imma keep drinking it
@@the_inquisitive_inquisitor I wish I was cool enough to pay more for worse tasting beer
@@noha112 It's like $2.75 for a 22oz can at 9% ABV...
@@the_inquisitive_inquisitor that's really expensive. I do like doodoo ranger but not enough to pay double and then some compared to my regular IPA. Red Hook Big Ballard.
@@dongordon2754 really expensive compared to what? That's the equivalent of four 12oz Bud Lights
"They're politicians not superheros" .... "I want my president to have an arch villain"
Biden emerging from his burrow in the white house lawn would put a whole new perspective on the dark Brandon meme.
If the President sees his shadow that means 4 more weeks of Congress in session.
It would appear that it's Joever
No, my friend, it is Kamencing
@@kraio-sfushe'll have more power to lock up truancy-parents and stoners* on TRUMPed up charges
@@kraio-sfu the new beginnings is in fact Trumphant
@@kraio-sfuthat doesn't even work
Slowed intro music makes my ears happy
i love how the "really big plan" for the patreon episode could just mean we won’t get our bonus one
Poobs imagination would make him a very successful evil wizard
I’d kill to see him with actual evil wizard powers
I’m a mechanic and often this podcast has me hiding behind my lift post crippled with laughter, thanks
It's shocking how little people know about cars.
Sweet hat Poob, I have one just like it actually. You've got a great fashion sense.
In all seriousness though, the merch is actually pretty quality, so quality in fact, the new Maga adjacent hat fit perfect right out the box. I thought providing the dimensions of my head and eye color was an odd request, but the website utilized that info well.
Now THIS is the riveting political commentary I pay $5 a month for 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸
Yeah this is the kind of content I “pay” for
Yes, Poob, I shall destroy all of my families clothes and replace it all with Poob merchandise
Tier list? Hell yeah
So happy the brought back the tier lists I really needed my fix 🙏
Sam would probably accept the worms if they were the Futurama sandwich worms
15:00 The shooter was definitely a general Sam fan, 100% guaranteed. No ifs, ands, or buts.
To be fair, his shot was pretty good, trump just happened to have spider senses
Spider senses? There was an ongoing ruckus about the shooter being present. I guess for an old mofo, he was sorta aware of the situation. Pretty good spider senses, if Spiderman were a day or two away from dying of age xD
@@ashenwuss1651 ok?
@@ashenwuss1651delete your comment. It’s not a banger
He tilted his head last second while talking pretty good luck @@ashenwuss1651
@@ashenwuss1651XD
Im not a truck driver, but im a factory worker getting dirty listning to your podcasts lol
i am amazed that poob can even get out of bed lol. it takes 30 seconds to change a car battery.
Brian putting in work this episode
Otr truck driver here. You just made my shift more bearable. Ty
Sam and Poop, my two favorite podcasters
You want us to buy more expensive shirts? I'd buy a "Baby-Duke being carried by PobGoblin" where my head is Pob's out of the neckhole for $1,000. TWO OF EM.
I am definitely cat wormed up
If I have to sit through another podcast of Poob pretending to be a morale pillar of humanity while shit talking previous guest and every single person in his life, or fucking Sam covering up Bryans murder again this week.
You'll what? Keep paying them for the hush money?
this is def a S teir episode, laugh Out loud many a time, i actually swallowed a thumbtack ( chewing while working out/Autism), Just got back from the hospital to finish it! no im not joking
Thank God Poob finally got more merch. I love his cool hat, I swear it all the time. Hyped to get some more
Hark! The latest episode of Forehead Fables
Doth grace mine ears with mirthful, learned tales.
Gratitude profound, mine heart o'erflows,
For Sam and tales that wit and wisdom shows.
Excitement swells, in joyful rapture caught,
To feast upon the banter thou hast wrought.
Anyone else notice the DooDoo Ranger edit or just me? LOL
"since the 80's" "20 years ago"
Thank you for the sentence Poob. I owe you my life and my first born.
When I heard Trump had been shot. I automatically assumed it was the guy that shaved his chest hair into the shape of the bat signal. Hopefully he is doing well
man that was cool. thank you stalt
Erm ackshually is spelt Stalltt two Ls two Ts
He really killed it this episode.
I've only listened to the past couple pods.
Has he been putting this many "footnotes" in recently?
Incredible, I will make sure to attach your stickers on my car before I drive on the sidewalk 😁👍
A wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse-MFDOOM
Stallt was killing it thus episode pls report any talking dogs to law enforcement 🤣
Missing Brian more and more every ep.
Enjoy this so much more when im drunk on a weekend watching before bed, at work I can’t take in all the funny lmao
I just ordered my official awesome papapoob merch.
Sams sports talking barber story makes me think i should start a nerdy barber shop where we talk about dnd videogames good tv shows
New podcast episode at the end of my 70 hour work week, hell yeah
1:09:12 I like how disappointed poob looks with himself after that comment lmao
Only 300 more episodes until the epic 420 episode guys!! Cant wait!! I love you poop!!
So glad to have the tier lists back
Thanks guys, I've been on the road driven a big rig since I was 16. I was gonna hire a lizard tonight and then blow my brains out but this really changed my perception on life. Thank you
I haven’t really liked most of the tier list videos as much as the normal podcasts, but this list was great. Not even the length, this could’ve been a much longer list. The subject matter really made this one go hard asf
sam looks like a squished shane gillis ot whatever his name is without his glasses
I still think what this podcast really needs is a 3rd member with a 1000 yard all quiet on the easter front stare
Gotta say the poob hat is pretty great quality. Well worth the purchase 🙏
I will become a $20 patron because of how much poob loves the raid. I am right there with Poob on it being one of the greatest action movies of all time. Definitely my favorite.
Poob's platonic roommate talking to the mechanics for him and fixing his car on a hot day
Dude, 40$ for a Sam haircut is insane. That’s exactly why I cut my own hair, just get a hand held mirror
I've been waiting for a new episode, you two made my day!
TY Staltt, love you all
Erm ackshaully its spelt Stalltt two Ls
the shirts are awesome!! I got the hog shirt and the Papa poob 🔥🔥
Holy shit I just got to the part where they do a tier list WE ARE SO BACK
Thumbnail is absolute 🔥
The KZ zsns dont hurt your ear if you wear them for a while, you can get a blue tooth adapter for them too! I wore mine 6 hours a day at school during covid
Listened during my shift. Had an earbud on in the warehouse and on the forklift. Ssshhh don’t tell OSHA.
I just saw the D put in post for the voodoo ranger sign, love to see the commitment to bashing them.
Hulk Hogan's alter ego, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, should give a speech at the democratic national convention
Cant tell if genius marketing or not but as a person living in Australia, all i want to do now is buy that shirt.
18:15 Despite it being a great secret, water is actually anathema to holy worm flesh. Praise The Maker.
I love the tierlists frfr
this episode could've been a lot funnier if sam was also wearing a red hat
“Turdgrader” what an absolute zing
ty bbg's for the decisive discussions throughout this troublesome era
I love the new toupee gag that Sams got going on
Imagine buying a fucking shirt for 25-30$ + shipping.
youtuber merch is a massive waste of money. if you give money to these lazy bums you might be restarded
Get a job
Haha yeah, imagine....
Man I think all my shirts combined cost $30
Brians picks on the tier list were classic as per usual. Great guy that brian.
Holy shit, memories of Earthworm Jim on my Gameboy Advance SP just flooded back to me.
Poob merch? Aye that's whats up
Are the shirts sticky?
I'll only give Maximilian a chance if he gives Papa Poob more money
Thanks for doing the friendship shirts with no back graphics because that subscribe thing was unhinged
The villain for earthworm joe is the man who controls a thousand falcons from a few episodes ago
seizures “worm like activity” that was good sam up top dude
My one & only podcast I listen to on repeat from time to time, love the show always tuns of giggles
I can't believe they spoke about The Black Knight with Martin Lawrence, I have met one person in real life that even knows about that movie lol
a weapon tier list fantasy and non fantasy would be interesting
Why did staltt make this a creepy pasta, got me spooked with the dog eyes. 1:30:04
Bi-Weekly/Monthly schizophrenia episode, Hoorrayy!
Idk how I feel about the “you gotta admit trump was badass” from white dude podcast #2500
Finally a crumb a content
Hell yes suprise tier list
Sorry fellas, but I’m stationed in
Korea and I’m gonna buy merch. Your profit margins are of no concern to me.
I love you Sam, good luck figuring out which one.
This one is unironically funny as fuck Sam and also Sam