Thanks for this boys. I’m 65 years old and have been driving my rig since I was 18. I’m currently bedded down at a truck stop off of Route 66 waiting on one of my favorite lizards. - Everette, Everette’s Hauling- Owner/Operator
my favorite part of month is when i can force my girlfriend to listen to this podcast with me in the car. she doesnt know sams name and calls poob poop. she had no clue brian was a person for the longest time.
@@Stop_Gooning that's really expensive. I do like doodoo ranger but not enough to pay double and then some compared to my regular IPA. Red Hook Big Ballard.
Sweet hat Poob, I have one just like it actually. You've got a great fashion sense. In all seriousness though, the merch is actually pretty quality, so quality in fact, the new Maga adjacent hat fit perfect right out the box. I thought providing the dimensions of my head and eye color was an odd request, but the website utilized that info well.
Hark! The latest episode of Forehead Fables Doth grace mine ears with mirthful, learned tales. Gratitude profound, mine heart o'erflows, For Sam and tales that wit and wisdom shows. Excitement swells, in joyful rapture caught, To feast upon the banter thou hast wrought.
this is def a S teir episode, laugh Out loud many a time, i actually swallowed a thumbtack ( chewing while working out/Autism), Just got back from the hospital to finish it! no im not joking
Spider senses? There was an ongoing ruckus about the shooter being present. I guess for an old mofo, he was sorta aware of the situation. Pretty good spider senses, if Spiderman were a day or two away from dying of age xD
I will become a $20 patron because of how much poob loves the raid. I am right there with Poob on it being one of the greatest action movies of all time. Definitely my favorite.
You want us to buy more expensive shirts? I'd buy a "Baby-Duke being carried by PobGoblin" where my head is Pob's out of the neckhole for $1,000. TWO OF EM.
When I heard Trump had been shot. I automatically assumed it was the guy that shaved his chest hair into the shape of the bat signal. Hopefully he is doing well
Thanks guys, I've been on the road driven a big rig since I was 16. I was gonna hire a lizard tonight and then blow my brains out but this really changed my perception on life. Thank you
I haven’t really liked most of the tier list videos as much as the normal podcasts, but this list was great. Not even the length, this could’ve been a much longer list. The subject matter really made this one go hard asf
The KZ zsns dont hurt your ear if you wear them for a while, you can get a blue tooth adapter for them too! I wore mine 6 hours a day at school during covid
If I have to sit through another podcast of Poob pretending to be a morale pillar of humanity while shit talking previous guest and every single person in his life, or fucking Sam covering up Bryans murder again this week.
I dig clams. The grind is 3-4 hours of manual labor. But, I get a nice boat ride before and after. Sam seems like the kind of guy that would do well out here. Poob reminds me of my sister. Scared of the sandworms and crabs.
Thanks for this boys. I’m 65 years old and have been driving my rig since I was 18. I’m currently bedded down at a truck stop off of Route 66 waiting on one of my favorite lizards. - Everette, Everette’s Hauling- Owner/Operator
fucking legend
Stay safe out there brother
what a fucking lad 65 yrs and listening to these dumbasses too? im glad to know the generational divide is not as wide as ppl like to think.
God bless you king 👑
Trying too hard to make the joke funny.
The shooter looks like someone who’d listen to this podcast
He probably did would have been a lot funnier if he had a forehead fables shirt 😂 missed and got one right through the forehead 😂
I bet he was a audio only listener
probably someone from the discord server
The shooter looks like the host of this podcast
@@kdawg0023lmao 😂
Every since Rick Levine the guys have gained slight prophetic powers I've noticed.
I also think sams head grew, menaing his brain growing good and psychic
@@redsentry9785 Yeah hopefully it's not a brainworm cultivating a brain tumor.
@@Welkon1 It's actually keeping Sam's mind sharp, where do you think the prophecy comes from
Poob cut in half by an 18 wheeler. Cop shows up. "Wonderfully sharp bumper sir. Cleaved him in twain, you did."
Read that in a horrific English accent
Cleft
my favorite part of month is when i can force my girlfriend to listen to this podcast with me in the car. she doesnt know sams name and calls poob poop. she had no clue brian was a person for the longest time.
whos brian?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Truly the worst boyfriend
I need a shirt with life-size baby Duke in a baby carrier.
Damn that would’ve been cool Die Of Laughter merch.
someone did make one, saw on tiktok but forget name
@@bwahmoment5878 this information is USELESS to me. I need the Baby Duke shirt please 🙏
You guys could actually change the podcast name to Sam-antics since Brian died in that gruesome accident after running from the cops
Them Toronto hogs don't fuck around when it comes to mass murderers
Man to see his skin all tangled up in that industrial metal grinder was just too much. I have no idea why he thought it'd be smart to hide in there.
Sam set Poob up for a merch plug and all he did was shit on everything he made. He needs to hire businessman Happy to take care of it.
Classic reverse psychology
I live in Australia. Minute into the episode I am forbidden to acquire poobs merch.
15:28 POOB casually name dropping Alex Rider series this dude has read every book I've ever read
Rejecting Sarov in Skeleton Key was an emotional moment for me
The ending was surprisingly heavy,
my 14 year old ass did not expect the Game of thrones level of people dropping left and right
@@dixiefiendbut did you ever play the game on ds?
Dropped this in the middle of my shift, hell yeah brother
Me too brother
“Don’t use our stickers on weapons that are intended for domestic terrorism” 😂
The subtle "D" for Doodoo Ranger gave me a chuckle
I don't even care, imma keep drinking it
@@Stop_Gooning I wish I was cool enough to pay more for worse tasting beer
@@noha112 It's like $2.75 for a 22oz can at 9% ABV...
@@Stop_Gooning that's really expensive. I do like doodoo ranger but not enough to pay double and then some compared to my regular IPA. Red Hook Big Ballard.
@@dongordon2754 really expensive compared to what? That's the equivalent of four 12oz Bud Lights
Idk whats worse, Poob not knowing how to change a battery, or his boyfriend making sparks while changing it.
I dated girls more handy than Poob.
The sparks weren’t from the engine my guy.❤
@@olknoxlo I know. They were from him improperly hooking up the battery.
@@yoshigottagun what's even the point if you DON'T make some sparks?
@the_inquisitive_inquisitor Real. If I had my way with poob there'd be enough friction on that stach to make sparks.
Biden emerging from his burrow in the white house lawn would put a whole new perspective on the dark Brandon meme.
If the President sees his shadow that means 4 more weeks of Congress in session.
I’m a mechanic and often this podcast has me hiding behind my lift post crippled with laughter, thanks
It's shocking how little people know about cars.
Slowed intro music makes my ears happy
i love how the "really big plan" for the patreon episode could just mean we won’t get our bonus one
Sweet hat Poob, I have one just like it actually. You've got a great fashion sense.
In all seriousness though, the merch is actually pretty quality, so quality in fact, the new Maga adjacent hat fit perfect right out the box. I thought providing the dimensions of my head and eye color was an odd request, but the website utilized that info well.
So happy the brought back the tier lists I really needed my fix 🙏
"They're politicians not superheros" .... "I want my president to have an arch villain"
Poobs imagination would make him a very successful evil wizard
I’d kill to see him with actual evil wizard powers
15:00 The shooter was definitely a general Sam fan, 100% guaranteed. No ifs, ands, or buts.
Yes, Poob, I shall destroy all of my families clothes and replace it all with Poob merchandise
Tier list? Hell yeah
Sam and Poop, my two favorite podcasters
Otr truck driver here. You just made my shift more bearable. Ty
Hark! The latest episode of Forehead Fables
Doth grace mine ears with mirthful, learned tales.
Gratitude profound, mine heart o'erflows,
For Sam and tales that wit and wisdom shows.
Excitement swells, in joyful rapture caught,
To feast upon the banter thou hast wrought.
Brian putting in work this episode
Now THIS is the riveting political commentary I pay $5 a month for 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸
Yeah this is the kind of content I “pay” for
Sam would probably accept the worms if they were the Futurama sandwich worms
It would appear that it's Joever
No, my friend, it is Kamencing
@@kraio-sfushe'll have more power to lock up truancy-parents and stoners* on TRUMPed up charges
@@kraio-sfu the new beginnings is in fact Trumphant
@@kraio-sfuthat doesn't even work
18:15 Despite it being a great secret, water is actually anathema to holy worm flesh. Praise The Maker.
Im not a truck driver, but im a factory worker getting dirty listning to your podcasts lol
Thank God Poob finally got more merch. I love his cool hat, I swear it all the time. Hyped to get some more
this is def a S teir episode, laugh Out loud many a time, i actually swallowed a thumbtack ( chewing while working out/Autism), Just got back from the hospital to finish it! no im not joking
Autism is the most over used word of the decade just say ur a dipshit like u really mean
To be fair, his shot was pretty good, trump just happened to have spider senses
Spider senses? There was an ongoing ruckus about the shooter being present. I guess for an old mofo, he was sorta aware of the situation. Pretty good spider senses, if Spiderman were a day or two away from dying of age xD
@@ashenwuss1651 ok?
@@ashenwuss1651delete your comment. It’s not a banger
He tilted his head last second while talking pretty good luck @@ashenwuss1651
@@ashenwuss1651XD
Enjoy this so much more when im drunk on a weekend watching before bed, at work I can’t take in all the funny lmao
I am definitely cat wormed up
Thank you for the sentence Poob. I owe you my life and my first born.
Incredible, I will make sure to attach your stickers on my car before I drive on the sidewalk 😁👍
I will become a $20 patron because of how much poob loves the raid. I am right there with Poob on it being one of the greatest action movies of all time. Definitely my favorite.
"since the 80's" "20 years ago"
Sams sports talking barber story makes me think i should start a nerdy barber shop where we talk about dnd videogames good tv shows
So glad to have the tier lists back
I just ordered my official awesome papapoob merch.
i am amazed that poob can even get out of bed lol. it takes 30 seconds to change a car battery.
TY Staltt, love you all
Erm ackshaully its spelt Stalltt two Ls
New podcast episode at the end of my 70 hour work week, hell yeah
Only 300 more episodes until the epic 420 episode guys!! Cant wait!! I love you poop!!
You want us to buy more expensive shirts? I'd buy a "Baby-Duke being carried by PobGoblin" where my head is Pob's out of the neckhole for $1,000. TWO OF EM.
man that was cool. thank you stalt
Erm ackshually is spelt Stalltt two Ls two Ts
He really killed it this episode.
I've only listened to the past couple pods.
Has he been putting this many "footnotes" in recently?
When I heard Trump had been shot. I automatically assumed it was the guy that shaved his chest hair into the shape of the bat signal. Hopefully he is doing well
Thanks guys, I've been on the road driven a big rig since I was 16. I was gonna hire a lizard tonight and then blow my brains out but this really changed my perception on life. Thank you
Missing Brian more and more every ep.
Gotta say the poob hat is pretty great quality. Well worth the purchase 🙏
I haven’t really liked most of the tier list videos as much as the normal podcasts, but this list was great. Not even the length, this could’ve been a much longer list. The subject matter really made this one go hard asf
The KZ zsns dont hurt your ear if you wear them for a while, you can get a blue tooth adapter for them too! I wore mine 6 hours a day at school during covid
Anyone else notice the DooDoo Ranger edit or just me? LOL
I've been waiting for a new episode, you two made my day!
Poob's platonic roommate talking to the mechanics for him and fixing his car on a hot day
Are the shirts sticky?
A wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse-MFDOOM
If I have to sit through another podcast of Poob pretending to be a morale pillar of humanity while shit talking previous guest and every single person in his life, or fucking Sam covering up Bryans murder again this week.
You'll what? Keep paying them for the hush money?
ty bbg's for the decisive discussions throughout this troublesome era
Dude, 40$ for a Sam haircut is insane. That’s exactly why I cut my own hair, just get a hand held mirror
I still think what this podcast really needs is a 3rd member with a 1000 yard all quiet on the easter front stare
Sorry fellas, but I’m stationed in
Korea and I’m gonna buy merch. Your profit margins are of no concern to me.
Hulk Hogan's alter ego, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, should give a speech at the democratic national convention
My one & only podcast I listen to on repeat from time to time, love the show always tuns of giggles
I want Maximillian 🗣️🗣️
ur the only one 😮
Cant tell if genius marketing or not but as a person living in Australia, all i want to do now is buy that shirt.
1:09:12 I like how disappointed poob looks with himself after that comment lmao
I love the tierlists frfr
Brians picks on the tier list were classic as per usual. Great guy that brian.
Thumbnail is absolute 🔥
I just saw the D put in post for the voodoo ranger sign, love to see the commitment to bashing them.
Thanks for doing the friendship shirts with no back graphics because that subscribe thing was unhinged
the shirts are awesome!! I got the hog shirt and the Papa poob 🔥🔥
Listened during my shift. Had an earbud on in the warehouse and on the forklift. Ssshhh don’t tell OSHA.
I liked the video because Stalltt added sound effects
The villain for earthworm joe is the man who controls a thousand falcons from a few episodes ago
Damn, Sam throwing shade at us Aussies. I'm a research scientist in Australia and I'm listening to this episode while working 🫡
Poob really should just do a dating show where he awkwardly narrates people's dating profiles.
Stallt was killing it thus episode pls report any talking dogs to law enforcement 🤣
nice profile picture
Die of laughter merch please, been relistening to it.
Holy shit, memories of Earthworm Jim on my Gameboy Advance SP just flooded back to me.
I love you Sam, good luck figuring out which one.
So glad poop mentioned Raid. Best action movie out there. The sequel has the sickest final fight.
Why did you guys take down your latest podcast
Bruh I came here thinking the same thing cause I was about to watch it.
Poob prolly threatened to kill someone again or somthin lol
@@Neddicus Yup makes me really mad. I didn't finish it.
Fr I got about a half hour in and saved the rest for later. I come back and it’s gone lmao
@@SkyTheBear was it as controversial as the title made it seem?
@@Neddicus I don’t think I got that far I only remember them talking about Poob’s hair for way too long
I dig clams.
The grind is 3-4 hours of manual labor. But, I get a nice boat ride before and after.
Sam seems like the kind of guy that would do well out here.
Poob reminds me of my sister. Scared of the sandworms and crabs.
I also have a S21 Ultra and take alot of pictures of cats Stallt, your cats cute also!
You know it's gonna be a good day when another forhead fables podcast crawls outta the dumpster
i would never tip a hair cutter.
1:04:59 can confirm very good movies 👍
I love the new toupee gag that Sams got going on
seizures “worm like activity” that was good sam up top dude
Holy shit I just got to the part where they do a tier list WE ARE SO BACK
The Raid ROCKS. Both of them.
Hey great episode guys