I Watched Shane Dawson's Horror Finale So You Don't Have To
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- Опубліковано 25 лис 2024
- shane's final horror series video is filled with nothing. it is a shell of a documentary.
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Shane trying to argue that the fart smell is a ghost and not just his unwashed ass is kind of a power move I'll give him that
It's a sigma move. The alpha move would be to fart on nearby women to assert dominance and the beta move would be confessing. Blaming it on a ghost? Absolute sigma.
Honestly 😭
I do it all the time. Just everywhere I go, I just blame ghosts.
@@VioletE420 a real sigma would shit themselves to mask the smell
you know what I broke off a friend of 10 years today and this gave me the strength to forget her
Shane: “Is that my name??”
the word in question: Shame
I got “Sham” but same difference.
they're the same word
Corporate wants you to spot the differences between these two words
same thing
@@carpet-snark6446 in that case I can see how he thought it was about him
You can tell none of these people have ever lived outside of town if they really think a dirt road is scary...
"no guys, you can tell that the place is haunted because if you drive far enough into the country the roads are minimum maintenance."
Tbh driving on a dirt road after dark can be kinda scary😅 what if a moose just jumps out, that's something that scares me
True. When I went to Mississippi for the first time, it was scary because I’m so used to roads and roads leading to civilization
@@peachysandie True, I lived on a farm for a long time and the scariest thing about dirt roads is if an animal shows up on one! But not once did i hit a dirt road and go, "wait a second. GHOSTS LIKE DIRT ROADS!!"
@@peachysandie see but thats realistic fear, not "what ghost of a native american will i see on this road?" A moose with rock your shit and destroy your car and not even realize it, so it's warranted to be scared of them!
shane’s documentary style is the equivalent of quoting a whole paragraph from the book in your essay
more like copying the entire damn book but throwing unfunny garbage in it at random and then submitting that as your essay
@@FlareStorms nah it’s more like what i said
omg youre right
Also like quoting a blogpost for facts
@@juliaforsbacka4835 and youtube comments
I like how every time Ryland's mom suggests a possible logical explanation for the "spooky" occurrences they just ignore her
Tbh I’d probably ignore her too. I don’t like her but I can’t pinpoint exactly why
@@caitlin8274 she’s trying too hard to be friends with them instead of acting like their parent
@Lessie hmmm seems legit
@@caitlin8274 she raised Ryland Adams who chooses to be romantically involved with Shane Dawson, there's absolutely something off about her
@@olive-ridley6080 loving someone is rarely a logical affair to begin with though LOL
damn i just realized shane's buddies are he, his boyfriend, his boyfriend's relatives and someone he pays to be with him.
Dont forget Jeffrey
@@micnik3573 i feel like having jeffrey as a friend is the best way to realize "huh, maybe i kinda suck." LOL
In other words, they're all people Shane pays to be around. If there was no money they'd have split.
All his friends with common sense left so he’s gotta drag relatives in
+ all of his personal demons
the way shane admits he feels sick then he shits himself and blames a ghost
every time I fart I'm gonna blame ghosts. "Guys did you know smelling shit is a sign there's an evil ghost around?"
@@gertrudesuzan9253 that reminds me of that little girl who blamed it on a ghost lmao “did you guys hear that? I’m scared”
@@Rachel-fb2bj THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING JFJFGKKG
@@Rachel-fb2bj THAT VIDEO IS ICONIC
@@ollieno971 AAAAAHHH! A GHOST IS COMMENTING ON A UA-cam VIDEO!!!
it is so funny to watch rich people explore rural america as if it’s a haunted house. dirt roads and dead deer are everywhere.
And also run around and scream in areas where terrible crimes happened to indigenous people believing its haunted..
"omg theres dead animals" yeah man they do that sometimes
Would play to see them in rural England , probably shit themselves if a pheasant ran in front of their car
this shane dawson video is a perfect depiction of "rich white people seeing a place that is not a city/ LA"
Thinks seeing dead deer on the side of the road and unpaved roads are spooky, pulls over his vehicle in the middle of the night to look at a cow. God they’re so annoying
city ppl r weird lmao 💀
@@tims5978 not all city people, I live in the city but I at least know that nature exists. Unlike some
Only shane is rich
My favorite part was him seeing a dirt road & thinking it was creepy
"There's nothing out here"
It's almost like you're... in the wilderness
Where animals live… and make animal noises 💀 so dumb
*insert stomach-churning shocked face*
OHMYGOSH-
they're in an area where each property is like 20 acres and everyone has horses. my mom lives about 15 min south
I love how they just list the physical symptoms of anxiety and cite that as proof of ghosts... after making themselves anxious about the possibility of seeing ghosts lol
Based on Shane's impression of an anxious ghost, he doesn't seem to have a clue what actual anxiety is like..
Anxiety is a symptom of doing things that make you anxious can you believe it (lol)
Supernatural shit in a nutshell
Right? They were literally hyping up their fear like children at a camp fire and then they were surprised about it like???
If anxiety means there’s ghosts then I’m a whole ass haunted mansion
Shane making various shocked faces while literally nothing was happening was kinda funny
and that's the content we live for! 🤣🤣
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He looks exactly like shocked pikachu 😆
He's literally so bad at pretending he has human emotions. It's so cringe to watch.
the whole "series" is just an insensitive build up to shane touching grass for the first time
ive never seen anything more accurate than this comment.
it's ironic that shane is doing his little pathetic ghost hunting/supernatural thing for cheap content while irl teens from tiktok who spot shane in public react like they're seeing a cryptid lmao
When you say they react like he’s a cryptid do you mean that they respond to him positively or negatively?
@@turner15 negative lol. Nick reacted to one in the first vid I believe
@@turner15 seeing someone as a cryptid usually isn’t good, unless it’s like a friend you’re joking with lol
at this point I'm convinced fake laughing at Shane's awful jokes is part of the cameraman's job description.
It is! He's clearly a knock off Andrew
@@ofyourbluesky at least Andrew adds something. He cracks jokes and is legitimately funny. I have no idea who this new cameraman is and I don't care enough to know.
@@christopherminutolo9384 oh yeah Andrew is the goat but he's doing cool shit so they got this Wish version
Nah nah it’s ryland standing beside the camera man with a gun to make sure he laughs
no it definitely is,
It's fucking funny that they're scared by the dead deer when this road has no lights and no fences and later Morgan just flippantly says that people drive there with their light fucking off. No fucking wonder people die and hit deer
literally nothing happened at all in this whole series, my condolences for having to watch them all
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#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков
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This series made me realize the only reason I ever even remotely enjoyed Shane’s videos was Garrett and Andrew. Shane really has absolutely nothing to offer on his own, which is only further proven by the absurd amount of OTHER PEOPLES CONTENT he used for this.
Me too, I ever realized it before the drama either but his friends were always so much funnier
the cosmic justice of garrett and andrew leaving to start their own youtube channel 🥰
Shane has been doing this since the first height of his career, using drew, the fine bros, and a lot other people to be the bit in his videos, he exploits them and whenever the gets canceled for how he does it then they leave and start their own thing, but now it’s gone with Andrew and garret
NO EXACTLY they were the only lovable people that were in them. They were carrying Shane completely.
That is so true!
As a former die hard Shane fan, its so easy to get sucked into the editing and manipulation tactics that make my brain that used to love his stuff so much think it's actually good. I really appreciate people like Nick who just IMMEDIATELY point out that it's stupid and why. Reprogramming my brainwashed brain one step at a time lol
oh my god you put that so fucking well!! i couldnt explain the fact that i was lowkey thinking this shitshow was kinda entertaining 💀
@@aylina9 right?? It very much fits the mold of all his previous stuff and feels like trademark Shane. So it feels almost "right", or like you said, entertaining. Having the outside perspective is so helpful to realize, oh wait this is trash lol
same! i was hoping i wasn’t the only one that felt like this.
I’m going through the same exact thing as well
this is exactly how i feel
Literally not a fucking thing happened in this entire series.
except shane dodging every issue lmao
Literally
"We come in peace of the tribes"? That doesn't even make sense.
Yeah like did they ask an elder in that tribe to go?
It’s j a lick of spooky racist for us. He didn’t want us to forget his roots🤩😋
@@stuckinthepantry6889 he didn’t even need to go to an elder, any indigenous person would’ve said go away white man
@@Redstar24_ yeah I completely agree
For a series finale, this was SO boring. It's literally just 30 minutes of other people's footage and a group of adults getting scared over their own farts. How exciting. /s
@@zhernandoz43 💀
This series are my least favorite videos on UA-cam. It's less that any one thing is reprehensible but the sheer lack of anything redeemable, even ironically
@@zhernandoz43 - plss 💀
he’s been making videos for over a decade it is absolutely unfathomable that he’s still so bad at it
He realized as long as he uploads a shit ton of footage to UA-cam he'll get heaps of money so that's all he's doing, he's not trying to make good content for people to watch.
Whenever Shane talks about kids or teens it makes me so deeply uncomfortable.
Same
I love nick’s increasing annoyance throughout this lol. especially when that one random guy pops up
I honestly believe that Sh*ne saw that people loved how Andrew laughed at his jokes and was genuinely nice so now he's forcing the new camera man.
the fact that you censored his name💀
@@nat2834 LMAOOOOO 💀
"We hEARd a wOmAN's ScrEAMs" do yall know how many animals sound like a woman screaming?? bobcats, cougars, foxes, coyotes, literally any midsized-large feline, or canine?? then youve got your raccoons n shit, even domestic animals like goats, sheep, hound dogs, cats, even parrots sound like a human screaming and being brutally murdered i cant-
It didn’t even sound like a girl’s scream. It’s so obvious it was an animal.
I remember once I heard a woman screaming and I went "oh fuck a cougar is following me" and I was relieved to discover it was just another hiker who got stung by a wasp
Came to point out that mountain lions are common in Colorado and they also sound like a woman screaming
cats in heat literally sound like dying children 💀
@@kaemincha lmao my boy cat sounds just like that when he doesnt get head pets
I can't believe I used to eat up his "documentaries", they are so low effort and always seem to be offensive or at least borderline. Nick DiRamio pointed out his excessive use of stock footage and I'm ashamed I never noticed before then lol
The other videos he made are good thou
@@shooklizard9039 no
Nick DiRamio is SOOO underrated, he's my favorite.
No One:
Them: Let's go ghost hunting
Also Them: leaves the second they hear a scream
It was vickis bedtime
@@chelsea.bergman 💀💀
Which is probably mountain lions mating
there's literally so many wild animals that scream, it's insane.
you ever heard a fox scream? sounds like someone getting murdered in your backyard.
If he's so passionate about making horror movies, why doesn't he just go through film school and learn how to make less terrible content? He's rich enough to afford it
I don't think he's allowed around schools
because he thinks he’s naturally talented
narcissism and delusion
"this is like a bad version of the game Episode" - someone in chat
They keep choosing 'deny cars exist in present day' and wonder why the story is not progressing
As if there's a good version of episode
“Fuck Shane on God” is my favorite tbh
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@@gremlinwc8996 well written fanfic though
there's literally no way this series isn't satire. there's no way they filmed, edited and rewatched these episodes and were like 'yep this is great'
You think they can pull off anything satirical 💀
It's his thing to have kinda sloppy made content
I remember when Morgan uploaded that "Am I a lesbian?" Video and obviously everyone was upset by it, so SHANE took to Twitter and defended her by basically saying "she has a gay brother and I'm bi and we're not offended"
EXACTLY I REMEMBER THAT. It annoys me so much when people are now like “I feel bad for Morgan!!1!” Or “Morgan is the only good one!!2!” No she’s lesbophobic
But the video was not offensive at all wtf
@@shooklizard9039 you have a shane dawson profile picture so your opinion is irrelevant
@@ollieno971 dude? the girl in 6th grade who called me a “gross d-slur” is lesbophobic. morgans just annoying.
Eh, I can kinda understand how annoying it gets when people keep asking you about your sexuality. It's not really their business but people will write gay/straight fanfiction about people don't know just because they are on youtube.
At some point you are going to have enough and make a clarification video sooner rather than later. I think that making a 10 second video just saying "no" would suffice but hey, each person handles annoyance differently.
Now, if no one ever asked her if she is gay/straight and then she made a video just to trick people into thinking just to subvert their expectations down the line, that would be a problem. So the main person who got the shortest stick after that video was posted was Morgan's mother probably.
I love how Shane’s expending no effort and is probably making enough money to pay my grad school tuition
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I dont think his channel is monetized but he's still probably making bank off merch
"It has to be a ghost because there are no cars or houses around" they say after they had to delay because 2 other groups were hanging around the same spot
And the complete exclusion of a thought that there are other creatures out there than humans baffled me. "There are no humans which means NOTHING is here, understood?", like, they should first prove to people that foxes, raccoons and badgers are just a conspiracy and don't exist lol
I read that as horses 💀
"we ran into some kids using a Ouija board (we do not recommend)" yes Shane, we also don't want you to be around children
Why is Shane editing in wildly out of focus clips? I thought he was hailing himself as a god tier filmmaker and he cant even identify when a shot looks like blurry crap?
This is true garbage content
be grateful we don't have to see his face in full quality at least
@@glowvxn nonstop greaseball
he’s just completely talentless
I know, I’ve seen people who’ve never touched a camera before film and edit better stuff than this
Remember when he used to say “sorry the next part is gonna be late, Andrew and I are editing as fast as we can but there’s a lot”
What he meant was “Andrew is editing while also cleaning up my awful editing”
Bless Andrew
loving the alex pfp
The "fart smell" when they turn the car off is from mildew in the vents from AC condensation lol
ew their so filthy 💀
OR A GHOST!!!!!
No you missed the funniest part, when Shane says "is that my name?" It says SHAM
So it was his name then?
should have said “Shame“ 😔
Those "orbs" are just flecks of dust in the air that are close to the lens reflecting the light from the camera flash.
I had a full on row with my aunt in the back room of a fancy Italian restaurant once because she was insisting that she had photographic proof of ghosts and I told her she had photographic proof of dust. She leads a small cult now.
@@CJMGalaxy does she really?
@@sixfeetundertheradar6080 yeah, she leads a cetacean mind meld meditation group. From Colorado, among the most landlocked states. They're also all in on the apocalypse. It seems like she makes decent money on it, too. It's wild, even for my family, a distinguished lineage of con artists, multiple members of which have spent time in cults.
@@CJMGalaxy your family be wildin bro
@@CJMGalaxy yo can i come to your place for thanksgiving? sounds like itd be dinner and a show
The scariest thing about this series is that there are still people who are ELATED that Shane is back and think that him taking little vacay from UA-cam makes up for the years of shit he's done.
this entire series of his couldve been an email
This screen play could’ve been written in the notes app on iPhone and be snap shotted on an Instagram story
Maybe it was. Did you check your spam folder?
Not even worth an email. If I got an email with any portion of this garbage id be pissed. The best media for this content would be like. A guy yelling about it on a street corner
The unhhhh reference 🥵
This honestly just shows that Andrew used to do most if not all the editing, filming and formatting of the other videos. Shane was just being the main character like he always wanted to be.
Drew and Garrett were the real main characters, without them shane feels like a one dimensional side character who has their own spin off show and it's shit.
Me hearing "he ran into kids" in referende to Shane and immediately calling the police
The police: good damnit not again
“Hi, officer Sheridan. Yeah, it’s the Dawson guy again. Yep. Yep. Back on his bullshit again. No problem. Bye bye”
If anyone’s curious the shrieking sound was probably an owl, look up barn owl calls if you don’t believe me ha ha
it could also be a mountain lion or fox since those can make screaming sounds
@@Mars-dw2zc That is also true! This is just my opinion as an ornithologist, makes more sense to me with the tone, location, and time of day, but hey! No way to know for sure ha ha
i’m convinced it’s a fox but tbh theres so many animals that make shrieking/screaming noises that the fact that they immediately think it’s some dead girl is so absurd
@@midnighttamriel Honestly! If I hear a weird sound at night I get excited bc it could be a nocturnal bird! And hey a cougar or fox is also pretty cool!
There was a barn owl next above the tack room when I was working at a horse ranch and everytime we entered (we had to tack the horses up and remove the saddles a total of four times a day. Usually around 30 horses) but everytime we entered the room the owls would screech at us. They were lucky they were cute because I was so sick of hearing them screech at me 😂
this entire thing is just a compilation of other people’s footage and then shane and his friends laughing or getting scared by it
Yea he should of put this on his second channel
"People leave the city for the first time in their lives"
New title.
-> Omg a dirt road!
-> Omg animals sounds?
-> Omg people walking?
-> Omg smells?!
Shane's content has crossed the line of being pathetic....
Literally😂
The only scary thing is Shane himself.
He’s literally a jumpscare at this point
*itself
I imagine his stench is scarier
"The only thing we have to fear... is shane itself." -FDR, probably
The way Shane acts like he’s special and ghosts follow reminds me of when I lied to my friends when we were 9 that I was an empath and my other friend convinced everyone she could control wind. True elementary school behavior on Shane’s part, hardly even middle school.
What do you mean you lied about being an empath?
@@ollieno971 I told all my friends that I could sense the feelings of other people until I got called out at a sleep over
"I've been having visions of our animals getting attacker"
bestie that's intrusive thoughts, not supernatural please go get help
me tho i imagine bad things happening to my dogs and i’m like yup that’s my intuition (paranoia sucks)
That and Ryland saying he’s been having night terrors….like I don’t like these people but you need therapy my guy????
that’s not even intrusive. that’s just projection. they had a pet get attacked, he’s probably dealing with the guilt
@@meganl9573 to my knowledge, just because it’s from trauma doesn’t mean it’s not intrusive. correct me if i’m wrong but doesn’t trauma cause/add to intrusive thoughts? i have intrusive thinking normally but i also have it about things that traumatized me and the only difference is that one is scarier.
@@user-ji9if5gh2p yeah you’re right. i worded that wrong. i was moreso trying to point out that him fearing other animals attacking his are because he let it happen in the past, not trying to argue semantics
The “Am I a lesbian” video has girl boss, gate keep, gaslight vibes lmao
I remember in a old one of his videos he LITERALLY showed that he pisses in bottles and keeps them in his car MAYBE THATS WHY YO CAR STINKS SHANE
The fact that he almost brags or speaks proudly about how gross he is--
no omg fr. his house was littered with piss bottles too. he even tried tricking garret into drinking one. 🤢
@@ry5551 I miss 10 seconds ago when I didn't know that was a thing he tried to do.
Shane Dawson is the type of person to live in a gated community, hear a loud bang and be like: “ooo is that gunshots or fireworks???? 😭🥴🤭”
He put creepy music over the tiktok devious lick trend but not the clips describing murders that happened on the bridge? 😭
LMAO YIUR RIGHT CJJFGJVK
listen, as someone who actually believes in the paranormal and has had multiple experiences, Shane’s “ghost” videos have always made me want to bang my head against a wall, and this new series really put me over the edge-
How is there a whole group of people and not a single drop of interesting personality between them?? Like why did they bring their mom ?? 😭😭
Their one entertaining friend is gone 😂
she's the chaperone
Lmaooo not their mom
Because the mom is funny
Ironically the mom is the least boring one to me lol
All those clips are just describing fear and being like "that means there's a ghost." Like no, it means you're freaking out because you THINK there's a ghost
This whole thing feels like when you're in middle school and go to a "haunted" local area and record to show your 30 followers on youtube not something that a man in his 30s pays to have edited and put into a series for millions of viewers......
i was thinking the same thing. it's SO bad but his fans will probably be like "oh it's just like old school youtube" to justify straight up garbage content from a man who shouldn't have a platform tbh
If Andrew was fake laughing at least it was believable, I mean his regular laugh is pretty wild, but this new cameraman is awful and it really sounds like he is sucking up to Shane
ikr
Oh no. I really hope there’s no ghost coming after Shane. It would be a real shame if he suddenly dissapeard from the internet, like out of the blue, never to be seen again… let’s hope that doesn’t happen guys.
Oh yeah that would be a REAL bummer
it would be so devastating if that happened!!
Shane relies heavily on confirmation bias makes everything he does that much more hilariously idiotic.
I’m a firm believer in ghosts but a scream in the middle of nowhere is much more likely to be a rabbit being killed than anything
Or a fox/screech owl. The sound like humans screaming
Rabbits don't make that noise wtf
@@sixfeetundertheradar6080 yes that is possible
@@shooklizard9039 A little bit of research says otherwise
It sounded exactly like a fox, I’ve heard them scream at night for years
Shane’s editing without Andrew is a mess. This honestly shows how much he relied on others to make his content relatively good
I'm glad Andrew moved on. His talent was so much better put elsewhere (ex: sweet boys)
@@leonardo.diCATio ikr he deserve so much more and I'm glad he started something with gart who also deserved so much better and I'm glad they are making so much better content
Lmao I just commented that, like that's such a compliment to Andrews talent!
i’m saying. I want to know how much they actually split editing before, because if it’s _this bad_ without Andrew I’d hate to see what all of his other terrible vlog takes were suppose to look like
@@whizzersterriblehorribleno773 yeah literally, i was so confused. i thought it was just nick editing bits out so this video wasnt 249839 hours long, but no... it makes just as little sense in the original upload on shane's channel. ive never really cared for shanes content so im not too familiar with how the editing was with andrew, but i know i used to be able to follow his videos before, at the very least. but this? what am i even supposed to be watching. im not even 100% sure what theyre looking for???
it's the way they attribute stress responses to ghosts -- "omg my heart started pounding" ryland, that is adrenaline.
We kind of stole it from tik tok, but we turned this into a drinking game. (Except instead of drinking we donate 50 cents to charity for each action) Everytime Shane does one of his classic Shane'isms we donate money to a charity that works to help end things Shane perpetuates. (Animal cruelty, child SA, etc.)
Aaa that’s such a good idea!!! I saw that tiktok too and they looked DEAD in the next day update it’s hilarious
I like that idea a lot, would probably also drink though because I'm a lush lmao
This is a cool idea! What was their @?
That’s the most wholesome game I’ve heard of
"They ran back to their car screaming" which they conveniently didn't film. But yet they filmed hours of nothing. They're filming literally everything they do including all the boring stuff then don't film the one semi-interesting thing that happens.
"There was a bad car accident, and a girl died. In a car accident." Really? I couldn't tell
The floor is made of floor.
When you get killed, you die
The music made me laugh at that bit. Could you at least pretend to be sad??? Gah
Oh I though she died from dysentery
“Ten people died last night in the Bronx due to a fire that killed ten people in the Bronx last night during a fire”
This entire series is just a bunch of adults playing make-believe.
Is that Shane Dawson monetizing another video about traumas long endured by Native Americans? Such a Classic Shane Dawson move to continue to make a good buck at the expense of humans that have been oppressed after he took “accountability” for this past behavior. He indeed learned nothing over his summer break ! We stan a “Cancelled” Master of horror movies and may his cancellation not haunt him forever.
but don’t you know? native americans are just mythical creatures that used to exist, like dodos and unicorns! it’s totally ok and good to tell dramatized, dubiously accurate tales about them!
@@SM-yz4hi
And here I was thinking they were human beings worthy of respect and compassion. Silly me!
poor vicki, she's the only person there with brain activity
you can tell when someone has never heard a mountain lion or a fox screaming at night lmao
Or an owl
yeah exactly what i thought
I immediately thought it was a fox lmaoooo I’ve heard them a million times at night before and they do kinda sound like screaming children sometimes
Yeah, when I had my weirdass encounter with a mountain lion I legitmately thought it was a chainsaw.
I can't believe that ghost thammed his penith in the car door.
well said
Having someone's mom calmly make sensible suggestions on how to make anything happen or deal with anything isn't super scary. She does seem super nice and supportive though.
I wouldnt have thought that queerbaiting girl is homophobic, but saying "not trying to offend anyone! You can all live however you want!!!" makes it sound like you are totally homophobic.
Could you imagine you’re about to propose to your significant other and a car passes by screaming at you “WHAT THEY DOING OH MY GOD”
“You *said* your family supported our decision!!”
As someone who lives in a sparsely populated area, if you’re out in wilderness, and you hear a scream, 9 times out of ten it’s going to be a mountain lion. They sound like women screaming bloody murder but it’s just their screeching.
Fox screams are so scary. I lived on the river but there was a small circle of trees someone had been squatting in right next to my apartment. One night my roommate and I started hearing the most horrific blood curdling scream that sounded like a woman was being.. assaulted. It made my stomach drop. It kept on so we called the cops and they said they'd already gotten multiple reports and found it was a fox. Was horrifying to listen to though oh my lord
@@shisexee They sorta scream at other foxes for communication and for attracting a mate. Or to warn off others attempting to claim their territories. Since they’re mostly nocturnal, this shit happens a lot at night, and is fucking terrifying.
@@shisexee It's kind of like them barking but becomes more intense during mating season. I looked up so much stuff bc I didn't fully believe an animal could make that sound but it's super normal apparently. I've seen videos of some kind of big cat out on a high hiking trail making similar noises as well, super weird.
@@evee3164 oops my computer didn't load your response until I sent mine haha. But yeah ^ this!
@@Valen-yp7xn mountain lions and owl also make human screaming sounds
@@Valen-yp7xn lol, the more the merrier :3
Shane blaming his IBS on ghosts
I have celiac disease because I ate too many ghosts
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Cameraman: *is focused on someone further away then quickly pans to someone much closer*
Camera: *goes out of focus for a moment*
Cameraman: 😦
"Oh my god this just like a horror movie"
*fake nervous laugh*
alternative title: 30 minutes and 57 seconds of nick rolling his eyes
ryland really said "listen, ive heard old men crying and moping on horses before, and this is that."
Watching them freak out over the half-paved road and people walking around in normal clothing at night is crazy to my Midwestern ass
Edit: I just got to the fucking horse
I hate how the camera guy keeps saying everything is a horror movie
It's literally just the countryside 🙃
*floor creaks*
“It’s just like a horror movie”
Horror movies have taken place everywhere at this point, like might as well say your house is just like a horror movie dude
@@ShadowMancer97 *sun goes down*
It’s just like a horror movie 😱
Can you imagine just trying to hunt some ghosts with your boys and Shane fucking Dawson drives up??? Ugh, the worst
Woah prefect timing Mr. Notgreen. I just got home and sat down.
omg me too
Same
I was getting bored and scrolling aimlessly. Thank goodness Mr. Notgreen is here
ME Too!
“oh my god that scared me oh my god,” * dramatic music plays *
“we gotta go”
ISNT THIS WHAT U WANTED??!!
Bridges are one of the most common place to hit an animal unfortunately. They can hop over the fence and come out of no where… really common in rural areas like where I live. If it’s just fields on either side of the road it’s a lot easier to see them coming and stop in time.
Really? I live in rural Minnesota and the biggest place deer/moose get hit is the highway
@@Hannah-fc4it yep for sure highways but specifically too where bridges are on the highway. Mostly where it’s most likely for an animal to cross without you seeing it/having time to stop. Just something I’ve noticed, definitely not an expert lol 🤗
But if you were a ghost of a person who died at a bridge, and people constantly came to the bridge, would you really put on an act for them every time and ride your ghost horse up and start crying or just do a big scream? I'd get so tired of it.
I’d ride my ghost horse every chance I’d get but yeah, no to the rest of that stuff tho
that was probably a mountain lion screaming lmao, honestly more scary than a dead teenager though. even Shane Dawson would probably be too scared to get a piece of that.
you underestimate shane!
or a fox. or a barn owl. most people grow up and learn that most supernatural events are easily explained but these grown adults are either legitimate idiots are playing it up for their teenage audience and it's super gross.
shane likes both cats and children, i wouldn’t put anything past him
@@loen1z yeah, it was definitely an animal call, and I'm sure they know that but just want the views. especially since they couldn't get the audio of that old man crying that tooootally happened, so they just had to make do with what anyone whose ever lived in a rural area knows is an animal call. it's just corny and stupid, but whatever gets clicks
They're acting like how some of my dorkier Christian friends would have acted when we were like 15 and bored to death stuck in a small town. Except they are MULTI-MILLIONAIRES IN THEIR MID-30's.
The Alec Baldwin mention was the most interesting part of all this
seriously though i stopped this to check it with this as bg music
Clip: * group collectively panic about being on a dirt road *
Me: * rolls eyes back into my head, in Alaskan *
There is more filler than content in every single one of Shane's videos.
30:27 well Shane does have a history of looking at things while they’re still developing
YOU’RE DONE😭😭😭
"It means something followed me back" like a dead person would willingly follow someone so self absorbed and annoying as Shane
LMAO RIGHT
To haunt him and punish him maybe
When they found the candles my immediate thought was that they placed the candles there themselves because nothing happened throughout the whole series and this is something "spooky" that you can easily get away with faking.
Didn't people die there? Couldn't that be a memorial
This video has nothing???? Nick come on there is the huge mystery of WHO FARTED IN THE CAR??
someone in their town should go there and write “we are coming for you shane” in red paint💀 he would freak out and then maybe he would stop going there and trying to find the “spookies”
I feel like he'd actually love it cause it's something else he could milk and over-exaggerate about lmao
@@jermaenjoyer true lmao 😭😭
Two seconds in and hearing his voice is already so TRIGGERING
Imagine going to a haunted place and also running into Shane Yee Haw… now that would be terrifying