Andrew Joy Very biased news, favoring Clinton over both Trump and Sanders. But completely fake and illegitimate? Very few stories are entirely fake, if any. Let us not use that term lightly because it will become very important in the coming years.
In that situation he wasn't though. What he called them out on wasn't fake, CNN said the trump team had recieved the piss papers which was true, they even said they were fake. Buzzfeed were the ones who published them and eventually said they're probably fake.
This video was made AFTER trump had already claimed that they were the biggest crowds ever... that's the joke... He predicted it because it already happened. This wasn't an actual report from inauguration day....
Writing this after Trump has lost his re-election.. It’s incredible how Jonathan saw right through the Trump years and predicted how his presidency will turn out to be... Jonathan should be the next John Stewart or John Oliver; a brilliant comedian and an amazing political interpreter. 👏👏👏
James Benton it's the tip of the condom that that obviously traps sperm. when calling someome that, you're basically saying get the fuck out of the way in manner of wasting everyone's time, or getting in everyone's way.
Dazz3rz450 Yeah that's true, but he normally has a little food for thought in each video. This was a little vacuous. All the Trump beating is becoming a little dull.
At least Theresa May seems somewhat reasonable and doesn't do embarrassing things like argue with celebrities on Twitter or appoint an anti environmentalist as head of the EPA or a complete clueless dolt as Education Secretary.
If you think Theresa May is reasonable, you aren't looking very closely! Jeremy Hunt STILL health minister? Boris Johnson as foreign secretary? Smh . . .
Witsniper no...she appointed a clown version of Mr toad of toad Hall with the same aptitude in diplomacy to lead the foreign office and garner favourable international relations at a time when we need them most, dithered for 9 months about what to do for Brexit and went cap in hand to Saudi Arabia begging them to buy more arms from us after it was discovered they are dropping British made cluster bombs on the civilian population in Yemen. Oh, and presiding over a complete collapse in the NHS that the Red Cross have called a humanitarian disaster as people die in corridors waiting days for beds and at home waiting hours for ambulances. All quite reasonable and not at all embarrassing.
It blows my mind how satire can be substantially more poignant and ... well, true, than other discourses and dissents. I tip my hat to you, Pie - you're doing a great job.
More along the lines that a fake newreporter who is actually a comedian knows more than most Americans do. But then again comedians are usually the people who have to understand the true reality so they can make fun of that reality. In this case a political rant.
"When he doesn't take questions, he's censoring the media" I couldn't continue beyond that point. I assume this a remark about his treatment of the CNN journalist.
Stuart Keenan or possibly the emergency press conference thing Sean spicer called last night where he walked away without taking questions. The twist is it was an ANNOUNCEMENT NOT A Q AND A so he doesn't have to take questions
I think I'm watching someone who has been triggered. If you are answering questions at a news conference, there are many people asking questions. Does answering one news media's questions count as censoring every other media outlet? I don't think so.
all of you in America are blind to what's going on there arguing between your self's but the rest of the world can see it and it's funny and terrifying at the same time
It's totally not censorship to not allow news sources to question you when it's obvious that they're the kind of news sources that are likely to actually challenge your leadership. Absolutely not censorship, it's just trump asserting his dominance.
sotos plays that buzzfeed is being reported as a "news outlet" since that bullshit "intelligence document" was leaked through them is nothing short of embarrassing.
sotos plays well....yeah, they pretend to be a group for the equal treatment of multiple groups and the end of stigma and generalisation, but half of their videos are "questions (one group of people) have for (another group)" which contain a lot of generalisations. They aren't immune to making good content, they've just recently become even worse, and any video that gets hate they don't learn from, they just keep uploaded and turn off likes and comments
They are but so is Fox and Trump doesn't call them out. Hence the point still stands that he tries to shut down media that doesn't fall in line with him.
2020: Spot on, still right. You were not mistaken in your assessment. History has proven you right. How often do we get that in such a short time and with such accuracy and much evidence?
"Why aren't Trump voters up in arms about this?" Because it would mean they'd have to admit not only had their political wing made a serious mistake but they'd also need to admit personal responsibility for it.
Joe Public Y'know you can swear on the internet, mate. Also, don't think that just because you use caps for every other word means we're going to take your points more seriously than you deserve: as in not at all. You come in here and start going on about how we are ignorant of "ALL THE FACTS." Okay. Enlighten me, rather than coming in screaming like a braggard despite your apparent reluctance to say fuck. American media is utter nonsense, yes, but you aren't winning people over to your side by just trying to shout down the opposition.
Joe Public your first link was to infowars. The vid is so biased that they actually the anarchist group gave a lot of money to Hilary's campaign. They also rioted at Obama. I hope he does slow lobbying. Let's not pretend that everything in this vid was incorrect though. This British guy has been more accurate about our current elections than our own journalists/pundits.
I don't trust Alex Jones, but I do believe his guests and associated journalist team. I agree with you that the other media sources are untrustworthy and have been caught making up the news a lot of times.
Sometimes I wonder if Alex is a disinformation agent. His guests are spot on accurate, but often Alex interrupts them when they are on a roll which throws them off and often when he has a good guest on Alex will not shut up so we have had the guest talk. It is for that reason I don't quite trust him (besides the fact he is a "very obnoxious" man. This does not completely discredit him, but it makes me cautious of him. I still fact check EVERY thing he has to say and take it with a grain of salt until I can find facts to prove everything. With that said, I do believe his show to be one of the most creditable out there (that does large scale production). There are many smaller "news" outlets out there that are good too. They tend to get a lot of facts that is not heard on main stream media, but often they are late on covering the news because they are spending a lot of time decoding the what is real or not. Anyway, I have to run. Nice chatting. I lived over in London for 5 1/2 months back in 1995, and loved it as though it was my home. It used to be a great place to be. I returned in 2000 and it was not the same place that I left. I have not felt the need to return since. Stay informed and stay safe. Later.
He is a 'real' news reporter... As much as Pie is a character, it still channels the writers real position. Or did you mean because he doesn't actually work for a news company?
I had tears running down my face because the president of the god damn United States is fucking fat shaming Kim Jong Un on Twitter and calls it politics.
Why do Trump fans feel the need to consistently bring up Hillary every time someone criticizes Trump? Its like when everything else fails bring up Hillary and how you'd prefer Trump as president. How about not wanting neither Hillary or Trump as president?
Conservatard traitors are too stupid to comprehend real challenges to power. Absolutely too stupid. Too stupid to comprehend these possibilities: On the ballot for President and Vice President of the USA: Dr Jill Stein and Ajamu Baraka, Green Party (my vote in 2012, 2008; my friends & family vote in 2016) Gloria La Riva and Eugene Puryear, Socialism and Liberation Party. Monica Moorehead and Lamont Lilly, Workers World Party. Alyson Kennedy and Osborne Hart, Socialist Workers Party. Write-ins: Zoltan Istvan, Transhumanist Party (my vote in 2016) Clifton Roberts, Humane Party Ralph Nader, Green Party (my vote in 2004, 2000, 1996)
You could argue "they have more than 2 options", but let's be real - there was no chance of any of those candidates winning. So people just end up defending their version of lesser of 2 evils. But the previous comment was right - no matter how dire it seems, use your vote to challenge power. In my country, I keep voting for a party that has no chance of winning elections at this stage, but is constantly gaining higher and higher percentages, and thus more representatives. More people should realize that they have to speak up regarding their political stances if they aren't the mainstream, because many indecisive voters just don't know that there are small parties that they would vote for.
Absolutely right! Don't the voters know that they have the right to vote for a third party candidate by simply writing in the name? That's what I did in 2014 and in two elections previously.
Julius Caesar a blame both you fuckers for the shit we are in. Oh why? You mane he's to give the win to a man (Trump) who wants to silence free speech because protesters hurt his feelings. And then Hillary, A shill of a politician that gave Russia a third of our uranium (and you dumbasses wanted her instead of Bernie) Whom essentially gave Russia more nuclear capability than us! in the process. You've both (democrat and republican) allowed Rogue corporations like amazon to avoid taxes, while creating they're own tax systems in place, to fuck over consumers with no shits given, because fuck if these politicians care as long as money is envolved. And on top of that bullshit, you both have managed to fuck us over harder than any political scandal could in U.S. history with the debt we are in from all the unnecessary wars your fucktarded, brown nosed politicians have put us in. And the worst offense of all is: you are to blame for trumps presidency, cause you could put down the fucking blame game down long enough to give an impactful reason for a democratic win. You motherfuckers only have yourself's to blame for this ever snowballing shitcluster.
can we please stop conflating spaces in which people of marginalised groups and those with mental illesses can go to be guaranteed safety and peace of mind with a person in a position of power downright censoring opposition k thnx
lee rowan it's that places where those people can go to be guaranteed peace and safety are conflated with those silly places where people complain about being triggered.
"hey this thing you're saying isn't actually correct, please stop saying it because it's pointless and it's hurting people" "fuck you, you can't control me!! !!!!1"
'Why aren't Trump voters up in arms about this?' because they want jobs. Under Obama the entire economy has shifted to low-wage, part-time jobs. Apparently 80%+ of new jobs under his term were part-time. This is the main concern in the US now (economy), and certain other concerns are connected to it (immigration, energy)
so they listen to Trump's lies that he will bring jobs.....and blindly believe him??? fucking idiots. Trump doesnt give a shit about poor people who dont have jobs, he will work only for the rich and thats it.
people have taken a chance that he will bring back jobs, rather than voting to stay on the same course of losing them (Clinton). It's pretty simple. You're assuming he won't do it. No one knows right now.
You know, I can 100% get behind that sentiment. What I can't get behind is believing somehow that Trump would fix that problem and not make it even worse.
Lots of people know he won't do it. Because those are the people that know exactly what caused those jobs to disappear in the first place. 50 years ago the largest private sector employer in the United States was General Motors. It's factory level employees made an average of $40 US per hour in today's money, and had great health benefits and retirement packages to go with it. Those were not skilled labor jobs. They were folks working a post on a factory assembly line. Simple, blindly repetitive manufacturing jobs that disappeared because of automation. They vanished because robots had reached a point where they could perform simple labor just as well as a human could, and they were cheaper. Automation is the inevitable route that every company will take once it reaches the point where it can perform equally as well as a human being. People whine constantly that the The United States does make anything today which is patently false. The country has a massive manufacturing infrastructure, it's just not making household items any more. That's why you don't see anything around you with "Made in the U.S.A" stamped on it. They make jumbo jets and industrial supercomputers, not toaster ovens and televisions. And if Trump voters wanted to be mad at anyone for that, they should be mad at the robots. Today the largest private sector employer in the country is Wal-Mart, who's employees make an average of $8.75 per hour in today's money, and most of whom do not work enough hours in the week to qualify for health benefits. What is Trump going to do about that? Is he going to *make* companies like Wal-Mart offer their employees living wages and social benefits? Because that sounds like the opposite of conservative dogma to me. So what is he going to do? Seriously. I want an answer.
ADGO if 80% of new jobs were part time, you would see that in the unemployment rate. If you look at U3 unemployment (a.k.a the "official" unemployment rate), which measures full time employment, you would see that it has gone down to basically pre-recession levels at 4.9%. The sort of work Trump says he'll bring back are low-paying manufacturing jobs, which inevitably will lose to automation at a faster and faster pace as the years continue. Correct me if I'm wrong, but that doed not seem like sustainable labour policy to me
I feel like RT won't be reuploading this one. Doesn't fit their propaganda. Also I love how people are happy to praise Pie when he criticises the left, but the second he takes a stab at the right they turn into the "le triggered cucks xD" that they moan about.
5:9 "He's unlikely to be able to separate the needs of the country from the needs of his own ego." ... 2019: Trump overheard pressing Ukraine to investigate his political rival.
A real Texan here to say thank you Tim for an honest and fair assessment of the worst mistake the Electoral College has made in the history of the United States. Carry on young son, carry on.
Oh dear Mr. Walker! What have you done!? You've really surpassed yourself this time. Whilst those with a sense of humour and an admiration of satire are reveling in your efforts, it seems that so many have missed the point of what you are doing - and achieving. You're at the top of your game if you can pull together both true and false snippets of media BS and string them into a monologue that can incite such anger and passion in folks that they actually think that Mr. Pie is real. Bravo!
rewatching this, mainly for the tirade of insults at the end; the use of language is pythonesque in quality, absolutely brilliant mr. pie. god bless you and all who sail in you.
Johnathan, you were making good points until you said Trump mocked a disability. The mannerism he used is one he's commonly used to mock people he perceives as wafflers and liars. He used the same mannerism to mock Ted Cruz during the primaries.
He was mocking the guy's idiotic statements, was the problem, and not the guy's disability. But everyone characterizes it, falsely, as mocking the disability and not the statements.
Playing this for the first time a year after it was published and I have to say - you called it mate. Between this & your video on Trump's statements on the NHS... I could watch these two on rotation all day.
Those who are offended by this video... instead of reacting angrily take a deep breath and think about why you are annoyed. Satire or not, Pie speaks the truth.
I could listen to, and do, this video over and over again. It makes me laugh, but then the laughter turns to tears as I realize that the cheese puff is my president.
Such a tirade of insults at the end that's truly worthy of Monty Python. You, sir, are a refreshing take, not just on the news but as comedy as well, and should be given....well.....whatever it is you want. More power to you.
I use the word 'Stupid' to refer to an intelligent person who should know better - so, yes, he is stupid. I used 'Stupid' the second time to refer to the people who voted for him.
I expect this video be used as a compulsory dictation for every child on Earth who's taking English exam. A great piece of insult, a sample, a masterpiece!
When trump calls CNN illegitimate fake news , he is right. Not a fan of trump myself but he is right one that .
Andrew Joy but breitbart is real
Andrew Joy Very biased news, favoring Clinton over both Trump and Sanders. But completely fake and illegitimate? Very few stories are entirely fake, if any. Let us not use that term lightly because it will become very important in the coming years.
How about "We need our Weave" Jax? They lie by omission
In that situation he wasn't though. What he called them out on wasn't fake, CNN said the trump team had recieved the piss papers which was true, they even said they were fake. Buzzfeed were the ones who published them and eventually said they're probably fake.
CNN is shit news, that is different from fake news. And perhaps a bigger problem.
"I bet you he says they're the largest crowds ever."
*Trump says they're the largest crowds ever*
How crazy was that?! You know you're dealing with a pathetic person when someone can correctly predict that you'll commit an obvious, pointless lie.
If Pie can do that, imagine how easily the Chinese and Russians will be able to play him.
This video was made AFTER trump had already claimed that they were the biggest crowds ever... that's the joke... He predicted it because it already happened. This wasn't an actual report from inauguration day....
Oh snap. HE REALLY DID! That is some funny shit.
That only proves he can't count.
Writing this after Trump has lost his re-election.. It’s incredible how Jonathan saw right through the Trump years and predicted how his presidency will turn out to be... Jonathan should be the next John Stewart or John Oliver; a brilliant comedian and an amazing political interpreter. 👏👏👏
"A massive, seventy-year-old cheese puff wotsit with tiny wandering hands."
Best insult of 2017.
Wotsit? Heh, I've got myself a new insult.
I don't know, "spunk bubbler" has to be right up there at the top.
James Benton it's the tip of the condom that that obviously traps sperm. when calling someome that, you're basically saying get the fuck out of the way in manner of wasting everyone's time, or getting in everyone's way.
ItsFunToLaugh 😂
hahaha a classic
Anyone complaining about Pie complaining needs to think about that hypocrisy and remember Jonathan Pie is a character made for satire
Sataire is evil when it comes to Trump./s
Dazz3rz450 Yeah that's true, but he normally has a little food for thought in each video. This was a little vacuous. All the Trump beating is becoming a little dull.
satire is supposed to be funny
It's almost as if comedy is subjective? 🤔
Vacuous because he was criticising Trump, eh? Strange that
I thought we were going to have a tough time with Brexit. But the folks across the pond have it even tougher!
W-James The world is going to be a very broken place soon
At least Theresa May seems somewhat reasonable and doesn't do embarrassing things like argue with celebrities on Twitter or appoint an anti environmentalist as head of the EPA or a complete clueless dolt as Education Secretary.
Witsniper She and her cabinet, haven't got a clue what they're doing. However, id take her and Boris Johnson any day over Trump.
If you think Theresa May is reasonable, you aren't looking very closely! Jeremy Hunt STILL health minister? Boris Johnson as foreign secretary? Smh . . .
Witsniper no...she appointed a clown version of Mr toad of toad Hall with the same aptitude in diplomacy to lead the foreign office and garner favourable international relations at a time when we need them most, dithered for 9 months about what to do for Brexit and went cap in hand to Saudi Arabia begging them to buy more arms from us after it was discovered they are dropping British made cluster bombs on the civilian population in Yemen. Oh, and presiding over a complete collapse in the NHS that the Red Cross have called a humanitarian disaster as people die in corridors waiting days for beds and at home waiting hours for ambulances. All quite reasonable and not at all embarrassing.
It blows my mind how satire can be substantially more poignant and ... well, true, than other discourses and dissents.
I tip my hat to you, Pie - you're doing a great job.
When a British dude knows more about American politics than American citizens. 😂😂😂
Than*
American right?
yep
More along the lines that a fake newreporter who is actually a comedian knows more than most Americans do. But then again comedians are usually the people who have to understand the true reality so they can make fun of that reality. In this case a political rant.
I'm sure there are some American citizens out there that do know but can't say anything because they're living in fear at Trump's land.
iHeART4s yep but were not in fear there just isnt anything we can do
"When he doesn't take questions, he's censoring the media"
I couldn't continue beyond that point. I assume this a remark about his treatment of the CNN journalist.
Stuart Keenan or possibly the emergency press conference thing Sean spicer called last night where he walked away without taking questions. The twist is it was an ANNOUNCEMENT NOT A Q AND A so he doesn't have to take questions
Stuart Keenan triggered?
I think I'm watching someone who has been triggered. If you are answering questions at a news conference, there are many people asking questions. Does answering one news media's questions count as censoring every other media outlet? I don't think so.
all of you in America are blind to what's going on there arguing between your self's but the rest of the world can see it and it's funny and terrifying at the same time
It's totally not censorship to not allow news sources to question you when it's obvious that they're the kind of news sources that are likely to actually challenge your leadership. Absolutely not censorship, it's just trump asserting his dominance.
Buzzfeed is actually bs though
sotos plays that buzzfeed is being reported as a "news outlet" since that bullshit "intelligence document" was leaked through them is nothing short of embarrassing.
sotos plays well....yeah, they pretend to be a group for the equal treatment of multiple groups and the end of stigma and generalisation, but half of their videos are "questions (one group of people) have for (another group)" which contain a lot of generalisations. They aren't immune to making good content, they've just recently become even worse, and any video that gets hate they don't learn from, they just keep uploaded and turn off likes and comments
***** when they arent churning out "20 cats who forgot how to cat" articles...
They are but so is Fox and Trump doesn't call them out. Hence the point still stands that he tries to shut down media that doesn't fall in line with him.
Tlotoxl The Aztec FOX is pretty shit as well but is a most of the time valid news outlet,unlike buzzfeed
We all owe you a tenner.
"I bet he'll say those were the largest crowds ever"
...aaaaand he actually said that.
2020: Spot on, still right. You were not mistaken in your assessment. History has proven you right. How often do we get that in such a short time and with such accuracy and much evidence?
His speech was pretty good tbf.
His speech had good elements like being aimed towards the people, but it definitely didn't have the same Trump real speak as others
FiShDiSh Films Yeah, it's basically "America is gonna be great. We're gonna make it great together." Nothing less, nothing more.
What were you watching dude XD
You mean like it's well pronounced english or what?
FiShDiSh Films he did manage to get a lot of the big words out without dribbling so there's that.
"Look, I don't want to hurl insults at him, but..."
Brilliant!!
"Why aren't Trump voters up in arms about this?"
Because it would mean they'd have to admit not only had their political wing made a serious mistake but they'd also need to admit personal responsibility for it.
Joe Public Y'know you can swear on the internet, mate. Also, don't think that just because you use caps for every other word means we're going to take your points more seriously than you deserve: as in not at all. You come in here and start going on about how we are ignorant of "ALL THE FACTS." Okay. Enlighten me, rather than coming in screaming like a braggard despite your apparent reluctance to say fuck. American media is utter nonsense, yes, but you aren't winning people over to your side by just trying to shout down the opposition.
The big hypocrisy and irony is that the party of "Personal Responsibility" refuse to take responsibility.
Joe Public your first link was to infowars. The vid is so biased that they actually the anarchist group gave a lot of money to Hilary's campaign.
They also rioted at Obama. I hope he does slow lobbying. Let's not pretend that everything in this vid was incorrect though. This British guy has been more accurate about our current elections than our own journalists/pundits.
I don't trust Alex Jones, but I do believe his guests and associated journalist team. I agree with you that the other media sources are untrustworthy and have been caught making up the news a lot of times.
Sometimes I wonder if Alex is a disinformation agent. His guests are spot on accurate, but often Alex interrupts them when they are on a roll which throws them off and often when he has a good guest on Alex will not shut up so we have had the guest talk. It is for that reason I don't quite trust him (besides the fact he is a "very obnoxious" man. This does not completely discredit him, but it makes me cautious of him.
I still fact check EVERY thing he has to say and take it with a grain of salt until I can find facts to prove everything.
With that said, I do believe his show to be one of the most creditable out there (that does large scale production). There are many smaller "news" outlets out there that are good too. They tend to get a lot of facts that is not heard on main stream media, but often they are late on covering the news because they are spending a lot of time decoding the what is real or not.
Anyway, I have to run. Nice chatting. I lived over in London for 5 1/2 months back in 1995, and loved it as though it was my home. It used to be a great place to be. I returned in 2000 and it was not the same place that I left. I have not felt the need to return since. Stay informed and stay safe.
Later.
Do people not in England really think Pie is a real news reporter?
Batman Jr. Yeah loads, especially across the pond
sinnedciti surprise!
Batman Jr. lol
He is a 'real' news reporter... As much as Pie is a character, it still channels the writers real position. Or did you mean because he doesn't actually work for a news company?
I think satire is lost on our north american friends.
Four years later, and Pie nailed it
Ha ha ha ha! Jonathan Pie is the best! I had tears rolling down my face by the end of it, it was so funny.
I had tears running down my face because the president of the god damn United States is fucking fat shaming Kim Jong Un on Twitter and calls it politics.
I don't think there's much left to say after that. He nailed it.
He said the crowd was massive at his first address.... -________-
The guy lives on another plane of existence, I swear...
He's comparing it to his tiny tiny hands
"Someone who says what they think, thinks about what they say."
Most important part.
*in a British accent*
THAT WAS BLOODY BRILLIANT!
Why do Trump fans feel the need to consistently bring up Hillary every time someone criticizes Trump? Its like when everything else fails bring up Hillary and how you'd prefer Trump as president. How about not wanting neither Hillary or Trump as president?
Conservatard traitors are too stupid to comprehend real challenges to power. Absolutely too stupid.
Too stupid to comprehend these possibilities:
On the ballot for President and Vice President of the USA:
Dr Jill Stein and Ajamu Baraka, Green Party
(my vote in 2012, 2008; my friends & family vote in 2016)
Gloria La Riva and Eugene Puryear, Socialism and Liberation Party.
Monica Moorehead and Lamont Lilly, Workers World Party.
Alyson Kennedy and Osborne Hart, Socialist Workers Party.
Write-ins:
Zoltan Istvan, Transhumanist Party (my vote in 2016)
Clifton Roberts, Humane Party
Ralph Nader, Green Party (my vote in 2004, 2000, 1996)
You could argue "they have more than 2 options", but let's be real - there was no chance of any of those candidates winning. So people just end up defending their version of lesser of 2 evils.
But the previous comment was right - no matter how dire it seems, use your vote to challenge power.
In my country, I keep voting for a party that has no chance of winning elections at this stage, but is constantly gaining higher and higher percentages, and thus more representatives. More people should realize that they have to speak up regarding their political stances if they aren't the mainstream, because many indecisive voters just don't know that there are small parties that they would vote for.
Absolutely right! Don't the voters know that they have the right to vote for a third party candidate by simply writing in the name? That's what I did in 2014 and in two elections previously.
Because they have absolutely nothing else.
Julius Caesar a blame both you fuckers for the shit we are in. Oh why? You mane he's to give the win to a man (Trump) who wants to silence free speech because protesters hurt his feelings. And then Hillary, A shill of a politician that gave Russia a third of our uranium (and you dumbasses wanted her instead of Bernie) Whom essentially gave Russia more nuclear capability than us! in the process.
You've both (democrat and republican) allowed Rogue corporations like amazon to avoid taxes, while creating they're own tax systems in place, to fuck over consumers with no shits given, because fuck if these politicians care as long as money is envolved.
And on top of that bullshit, you both have managed to fuck us over harder than any political scandal could in U.S. history with the debt we are in from all the unnecessary wars your fucktarded, brown nosed politicians have put us in.
And the worst offense of all is: you are to blame for trumps presidency, cause you could put down the fucking blame game down long enough to give an impactful reason for a democratic win.
You motherfuckers only have yourself's to blame for this ever snowballing shitcluster.
can we please stop conflating spaces in which people of marginalised groups and those with mental illesses can go to be guaranteed safety and peace of mind with a person in a position of power downright censoring opposition k thnx
lee rowan it's that places where those people can go to be guaranteed peace and safety are conflated with those silly places where people complain about being triggered.
can we also please stop using a common reaction to trauma as a straw man attack on minorities
lee rowan thank you
"hey this thing you're saying isn't actually correct, please stop saying it because it's pointless and it's hurting people"
"fuck you, you can't control me!! !!!!1"
Well said Rowan!
Who's wearing this without watching socks?
lol me
...dude
that's triggered me
what are socks?
Lol.... no socks, no trousers either.
Give this man a medal! He says things that nobody has the balls to say.
"Good tie, though." -Jonathan Pie, Jan 2017
He was spot on about trump saying it was the 'largest crowd ever' haha
Wow he got it down to a T!
'Why aren't Trump voters up in arms about this?'
because they want jobs. Under Obama the entire economy has shifted to low-wage, part-time jobs. Apparently 80%+ of new jobs under his term were part-time. This is the main concern in the US now (economy), and certain other concerns are connected to it (immigration, energy)
so they listen to Trump's lies that he will bring jobs.....and blindly believe him??? fucking idiots. Trump doesnt give a shit about poor people who dont have jobs, he will work only for the rich and thats it.
people have taken a chance that he will bring back jobs, rather than voting to stay on the same course of losing them (Clinton). It's pretty simple. You're assuming he won't do it. No one knows right now.
You know, I can 100% get behind that sentiment.
What I can't get behind is believing somehow that Trump would fix that problem and not make it even worse.
Lots of people know he won't do it. Because those are the people that know exactly what caused those jobs to disappear in the first place.
50 years ago the largest private sector employer in the United States was General Motors. It's factory level employees made an average of $40 US per hour in today's money, and had great health benefits and retirement packages to go with it.
Those were not skilled labor jobs. They were folks working a post on a factory assembly line. Simple, blindly repetitive manufacturing jobs that disappeared because of automation. They vanished because robots had reached a point where they could perform simple labor just as well as a human could, and they were cheaper. Automation is the inevitable route that every company will take once it reaches the point where it can perform equally as well as a human being. People whine constantly that the The United States does make anything today which is patently false. The country has a massive manufacturing infrastructure, it's just not making household items any more. That's why you don't see anything around you with "Made in the U.S.A" stamped on it. They make jumbo jets and industrial supercomputers, not toaster ovens and televisions. And if Trump voters wanted to be mad at anyone for that, they should be mad at the robots.
Today the largest private sector employer in the country is Wal-Mart, who's employees make an average of $8.75 per hour in today's money, and most of whom do not work enough hours in the week to qualify for health benefits.
What is Trump going to do about that?
Is he going to *make* companies like Wal-Mart offer their employees living wages and social benefits? Because that sounds like the opposite of conservative dogma to me. So what is he going to do?
Seriously. I want an answer.
ADGO if 80% of new jobs were part time, you would see that in the unemployment rate. If you look at U3 unemployment (a.k.a the "official" unemployment rate), which measures full time employment, you would see that it has gone down to basically pre-recession levels at 4.9%. The sort of work Trump says he'll bring back are low-paying manufacturing jobs, which inevitably will lose to automation at a faster and faster pace as the years continue. Correct me if I'm wrong, but that doed not seem like sustainable labour policy to me
The last 40 seconds of this is PURE GOLD
It's almost surreal to see this 5 years later and realise everything falling off a cliff had only just started.
I feel like RT won't be reuploading this one. Doesn't fit their propaganda.
Also I love how people are happy to praise Pie when he criticises the left, but the second he takes a stab at the right they turn into the "le triggered cucks xD" that they moan about.
5:9 "He's unlikely to be able to separate the needs of the country from the needs of his own ego." ... 2019: Trump overheard pressing Ukraine to investigate his political rival.
that was.. beautiful.
Watched Pie last night live
He is brilliant.
Donald Trump even quoted bane from Batman.
Haha, Trump's press secretary just said that it was the largest crowd ever at an inauguralation speech! good call pie
I’m trying to remain objective… then enter the funniest string of insults of heard in ages. Well done sir. 😂😂
Magnificent. Your finest piece yet. the last fifty seconds are pure poetry. The flyting of a monster.
Brilliant rant, I couldn't agree more.
A real Texan here to say thank you Tim for an honest and fair assessment of the worst mistake the Electoral College has made in the history of the United States. Carry on young son, carry on.
A little bit late for this, but the guy's Tom, not Tim
@@jphenry3404 A little late for me, but on behalf of the Toms we'll let it slide. I'm sure our close allies the Tims won't mind.
Beautifully delivered monologue - I loved it!
Oh dear Mr. Walker! What have you done!? You've really surpassed yourself this time. Whilst those with a sense of humour and an admiration of satire are reveling in your efforts, it seems that so many have missed the point of what you are doing - and achieving. You're at the top of your game if you can pull together both true and false snippets of media BS and string them into a monologue that can incite such anger and passion in folks that they actually think that Mr. Pie is real. Bravo!
"American carnage, what the fuck does that mean? sounds like a wrestling tournament" LMFAO
"I bet he'll say those are the largest crowds ever." Mr. Pie: Thou hath done it again!
I cannot like this enough. Well said Pie!
rewatching this, mainly for the tirade of insults at the end; the use of language is pythonesque in quality, absolutely brilliant mr. pie. god bless you and all who sail in you.
This is the best slice of Pie ever! Kudos.
I for one would love to see Pie become a Daily Show correspondent.
I seem to be one of the few American fans though.
Johnathan, you were making good points until you said Trump mocked a disability.
The mannerism he used is one he's commonly used to mock people he perceives as wafflers and liars. He used the same mannerism to mock Ted Cruz during the primaries.
*Trump mocked disability.*
Jack Daone you must be special kind of stupid ....😂
+Lukasz Gawlik YOU are a special kind of stupid. He did the arm flail thing to other people. Even himself. Plus that reporter is not spastic you fool.
He was mocking the guy's idiotic statements, was the problem, and not the guy's disability. But everyone characterizes it, falsely, as mocking the disability and not the statements.
Jack Daone
The actions of Tump were *MOCKING.!*
Oh my God Pie You have just put into words ALL of my thoughts about this embarassment americans have elected. thankyou thankyou thankyou!!!
The last part had me in tears, I love it.
The last 50 seconds - loved it! Perfectly timed performance and great writing. Thank you.
You were dead right about the claims about the attendance figures, JP. Someone's owed a tenner! 😜👍🏻
Wow - parts of the rant were so amazing - poetic even. Jonathan is my new hero for sure.
funny as fuck! best satire on the web
tallshort 1 yessss!
Pie you really are a genius buddy. Should have so much more recognition globally.
Playing this for the first time a year after it was published and I have to say - you called it mate. Between this & your video on Trump's statements on the NHS... I could watch these two on rotation all day.
It's amazing how prescient the Pie Trump diatribes have turned out to be.
Been watching your stuff for a while. You are a comedic hero - please keep it up :)
I love this so much. Accurate, intelligent, articulate and super funny!. Everything Trump is not
Those who are offended by this video... instead of reacting angrily take a deep breath and think about why you are annoyed. Satire or not, Pie speaks the truth.
I could listen to, and do, this video over and over again. It makes me laugh, but then the laughter turns to tears as I realize that the cheese puff is my president.
I love the Brits and their in your face honesty!
Yeah. Not bad for a country that used to pride itself on its gloomy politeness.
The comments from the trump supporters here are great
Such a tirade of insults at the end that's truly worthy of Monty Python. You, sir, are a refreshing take, not just on the news but as comedy as well, and should be given....well.....whatever it is you want. More power to you.
"Good tie though." Brilliant.
What a delightful storm of abuse there! :D
Caracan Draco Wasn't it just. Quite delightful. :)
jonathan pie is amazing - keep up the good work
Trump is not stupid. He is far far more dangerous than that. He knows how to get 'stupid' on his side.
Trump is stupid and he does know how to get stupid on his side.
Oh I hope so, but he got elected somehow though didn't he !
Simon Anthony
That does not mean he is not stupid.
I use the word 'Stupid' to refer to an intelligent person who should know better - so, yes, he is stupid. I used 'Stupid' the second time to refer to the people who voted for him.
Thank you sir, for putting exactly what I'm thinking into such eloquent terms.
I completely agree with everything this man's saying. I love this man.
Daily vids now please Pie!!!
Is a transcript of this available anywhere? This was priceless.
Love you Jonathan!!! You're just brilliant & always know what to say!!! Spot on👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
An accurate, honest and amusing description of Trump. When I say "amusing" well, if you don't laugh, you'd cry. Thank you Jonathan Pie.
I expect this video be used as a compulsory dictation for every child on Earth who's taking English exam. A great piece of insult, a sample, a masterpiece!
'American Carnage' is going to be the name for my new Heavy Metal band...
Jonathan, thank you so much, this video has gotten so much off of my chest.
Wow, that escalated quickly. As always a very entertaining adage with hits incredibly close to home, well done ^^
Pie saying what we all think as per usual
auroraborememalice yes, all
2019 and you had him pegged 2 years ago! Brilliant.
Just catching with this guy at this late date. He's f&@king brilliant. Seems to have a better grasp of American politics than us Americans.
He has said everything I think and it's all true. The world would be a better place if we could all cut through the bullshit.
Oversized Oompa Loompa. 😂
Jonathan Pie is brilliant. Can't stop laughing. This guy is amazingly correct about of issues. #PieforPM
Fantastic pie 👍👍👍🐾💂♂️👑💂♂️🐾
Oh Jonathan. Ive never seen anything so compelling. Your brain is overflowing. Passion, outrage and anger. I'm addicted
Best use of adjectives ive ever heard..a cheesy wotsit slug is what the people deserve
5 years later and it's all been proven true
Did he leave out thief?
That last minute "describing" Trump was pure gold 👍
This is without a doubt the very best description on Donald Trump ever made.
Holy hell… 2022 And he nailed it!!
"I don't just wanna hurl insults at him, but..."
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
Comedians are just so good at highlighting the truth in a situation. George Carlin was another master of this.
Thank you for shouting what all of us have been calmly saying for months. Lets hope ppl actually listen to it when its louder.
Its like watching a Monty Python skit! John Cleese has nothing on this guy. BTW. that,s a contradiction, the argument room is down the hall.
😂😂😂😂 why on God's green death aren't you on national tv..fucking magic...👍👍👍
earth...fucking predictive text
I think Trump didn't say it was the largest crowd ever. He told Sean Spicer, his speaker to say so.
Fake president bonespurs did, in fact, go on to lie about the crowd size...he's a shit stain on the Oval Office carpet. Full stop.
Only just discovered this channel, wow, so many old videos that still stand true now, well done mate.