Making A New Earth
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- Опубліковано 23 гру 2022
- Merry Christmas Eve everyone! As a gift, we destroyed the Earth.
♦ People in the video ♦
Quacks (Orange) - / @justquacks
Gavin (Purple) - / gavintinoyt
Joey (Red) - / @joeybatoey
Matt (Blue) - / itsasaii
Loki (Green) - / huskymoment
Edited by: Me + Sane
/ virtuallysane
♠ Social Media Links ♠
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→ Twitter - / callmecarsonyt
→ Instagram - / callmecarsonyt
→ Discord - / discord
→ Subreddit - / callmecarson
Music -
Intro: Stream Riding (Underwater Current Area) - Kirby's Return to Dreamland
Outro:
Your Name, Please - Earthbound
Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
The New Map of Earth - Розваги
Imagine declaring war on the Moon, where no one lives, and still losing.
Can't have shit in Pickle Town.
Pickle town is the Ohio
pickle town is the Ohio
Pickle town is the Ohio.
Pickle town is the Ohio
Pickle town is the Ohio
nearly every sentence in this video has the power to decimate a victorian child's brain
“I think kawaii should be at war with Canada”
"It appears someone has declared war on the moon for some reason"
*_I love eating the cheese from the cheese gears of the Power Core_*
“ glome “
“The cheese is gonna be an awesome continent omg”
I love carson just predicting what is gonna happen in his slide show
...i'm glad you asked!
and predicted US invading Canada (please dont guys)
@@Jay_801 you're right, gavin
he’s not predicting he’s writing lore
ikr
Dude the power core cat is the dumbest bit ever but goddamn for 5 minutes I couldnt sip my water at all
it was greatly helped by the 4th 17:12
@@senritsujumpsuit6021 the sound it makes flying out of frame is fantastic
@@Max-qo4ye such horror
I know, loki is a genius
cheese
from the power core
Broke: Big Lion
Woke: Power Core Cat
Perhaps big lion originated from power core cat ancestry, and thus has tremendous power from the long lineage of power cheese consumption.
Perhaps big lion once lived on this ancient burger earth many millenia ago... until one day he was banish to the fourth dimension. He wandered for what felt like decades... only to emerge through a portal hidden deep within the depths and find himself amongst the land of Pheb and the wisdom tree.
He then began his long and terrible crusade against the people of this land, with the goal of turning this new strange world into that of his old home.
Under big lion, Pheb's America would become the new power core.
@@soggybreadman4035 B I G L I O N
@@Jimenez69 *he's so power-core*
@@soggybreadman4035 Has to be big lion
If my history class ain’t teaching about Pickle Town and the Power Core, IM NOT GOING TO SCHOOL
I've got bad news for you
Reading this before watching the video is surreal
Who needs school? I get all my knowledge from the eternal judge.
And the power cord cats
I love when Carson and his friends rearrange geography
I miss the old friends like JC, Ted, Cooper and all them
Casually molding the earth in their image
@@dezyred7284 *_I don't they turned their backs on Carson during the allegations, they were never his real friends_*
@@JohnnyLouisXIX he lied to them in personal conversations. He had problems, and i love him, but he shouldn't have betrayed their trust
it always leads to funny moments
As someone from Utah, I can confirm we do indeed have an oon bridge
how good are customs do they have proper baggage checks
@@senritsujumpsuit6021 no we just slap them on the ass when they go to the moon (there is also a church on the oon bridge)
@@uv-al church of what
@@senritsujumpsuit6021 oon
@@L0tss how does this cult work
I love eating cheese from the Power Core
me too
I've been using this phrase as a euphemism for eating ass since 2003
I love eating cheese from the Power Core
NOOOOO DON'T *SEND ME **_TO THE 4TH DIMENSION_*
Utah
Carson predicting what his friends would say in the Powerpoint is hilarious.
Can't wait for Carson to design the Solar System
This is bound to happen
this needs to happen or I will be severely disappointed
Can we make this a thing please?
they make this a series, where they redesign a different planet in every episode, then in the last episode, they place them in space and design what space looks like
@@benblock_ the cheese planet will be there for surre
The cheese from the power core... He clearly likes it
Your humor makes my skin crall with happiness
"crall"
Yeah, crall, that’s how you spell it. How else would you spell it?
@@prosandcons-fl2cc crall*
@@msw3314 crawl
I think its spelt crall
This new earth model would definitely cure world hunger!
Mafog us popit figet spinder
eat the sludge hrhrghrhgrghrghrhgrhg
@@duckquackerson3079 you make me sick.
It would probably just rot and then we'd all be living on a giant decomposing mold ball in space lol
@@pissapocalypse still good
This video is great for audience retention. I skipped ahead 10 seconds and it felt like I missed a whole unit in the CP corld cistory class.
I know that CP means college prep (in this context), but I read that shit as “Carson Planet”.
Cp
Cheese pizza, Charlie Parker, Coldplay?
Pild chornography
This video inspired me to re-design earth with my friend and it was actually pretty fun
I love how well Carson knows his friends, and therefore predicts the questions they ask before they ask them.
Glad he got these new friends
I like the new friends
These videos perfectly replicate the feeling of being on a discord call with your friends when every single one of you is delirious from lack of sleep
War never changes
it only grows greasyer
@@senritsujumpsuit6021 cheesyer
@@vedanshgehlot4845 fryerer
Hungryer
It only gets hotter
I’ve never been so invested in the lore of a Microsoft paint drawing
Best video in a long while. Carson and the guys sounded like they had fun throughout the whole thing :)
He clearly likes it.
The whole cat bit at the end was what got me laughing (internally) lol.
The whole cat scene seriously got me in tears! 😂😂😂
The power core maintenance worker is going to make a great addition to the array of callmecarson characters
The power core is lively today
I love eating cheese from cheese gear in the power core.
Prove it
Lesgoooo! New battle royale map time,
Please edit this to remove that comma
Think about the children
@@beefynfn what do you mean,
let's gooo, who else is dropping Mongolia?
Fortnite Chapter 5
@@beefynfn didn’t even mean to type a comma, ment to just press enter lol mb
No matter how goofy and improvised, you can do this kind of thing and wind up with genuinely great characters. I felt great sadness when the cheese cat disappeared into the 4th Dimension.
The accuracy with which Carson was able to predict his friends’ reactions to his slideshow is uncanny
Replacing 'reticle' with 'reddit gold' was nothing less than a stroke of divine inspiration
I’m starting to realize that Carson is but a puppet for his friends to make him draw wacky outlines of McDonald’s food
This will be nothing but pure chaos. But I love it
"The earth is dying"
Everyone: save earth
Elon: Mars xD
Jackbox has really impacted the way this channel has gone, most of this feels like a round of some insanely long jackbox game
Certified hood classic
This is abstract humor at its finest
i just watched 18 minutes of commented photoshop gameplay and i sure laughed my ass off.. what a time to be alive...
Instead of the top bun it’s the bun percent
When one cat has expended their use in the power core,they are sent to the landscape known as the 4th dimension and are replaced by another. This banished cat then adds onto the stack and aids in the retrieval of spent cats. Such is the life.
Imagine this video being the last evidence of humanity's existence, then one day Aliens invade, watches the video and is terrified because they think that humans are capable of making another earth/world however they want it to be.
Woah! a new map! season 2 is fire!
Time for another friendship simulator video to make me feel like I won't die alone for 17 minutes and 43 seconds
carson's illogical humor is what makes me cherish life.
We need more of this. I propose they do either mars or Jupiter next.
As a resident of Utah, when they mentioned Utah I was literally like "please don't bring us into this"
Me personally, I was happy because I have heard nobody mention Utah in years
cheese cat do be one of the funniest things my eyes n ears have had the pleasure to witness, minimal effort with best outcome, i respect
i hope we get a part 2 to expand the lore of the cheese core
I am INCREDIBLY glad that this series is back!
never disapoints, 10/10 content had me laughing hard
Rest in Peace to the Cat and the Intern who entered the fourth dimension. Hopefully there’s a new cat to clean the cheese from the cheese gears of the power core.
Carson, you gotta do another one of these, this is easily one of my favorites now
The power core cheese cat was one of the funniest bits I've ever seen
Outlined big mac looks like a storm trooper
bro my cheeks hurt so bad from all the grinning and my throat is sore and my stomach is hurting so bad cus of how hard i was laughing during the cat with wine and cheese bit ALL the way until the end of the video
carson and his friends almost killed me by making me laugh way too hard for way too long man im actually crying so bad rn lmaoo
the power core skit at the end is one of the funniest things ive seen from Carson,
"It looks like a gator" *flashbacks to an alligator with four-leaf clover on its head*
Amazing Christmas present Carson, thank you
I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.
wut da hell
He clearly likes it!
This actually made me turn into a hyena at 3:00 AM and wake my family up. Good job!
I'm not reading any of that
i missed these kinds of videos so much it been so long since ive laughed this hard at a carson video
"I call it the Nasty patty"
I love the cheese from the power core
It's been so long since I laughed like this , tysm
He real got a Halo 3 multiplayer announcer soundboard where the sound are cut perfectly. I think Jeff Steitzer would approve
this has probably been his most unhinged video ever since his buzzfeed quiz video
It's kinda odd having Carson's new schedule...
One minute, you get notified of a new video, you watch it, and all is good!
That is until next week were you get surprised and very confused as to why Carson has a new video.
You're surprised, very confused, and the world is about to explode until you realize that Carson has a new schedule. All is good!
Aww man... I Really wanna see how Ted React to this...
same man
"What the fuck is this?"
"This is so fuckin strange looking"
"Oh my god this is fuckin unreal"
"Big lion is far better than power core cheese cat. Hes so fucking powerful"
"What fresh hell have I walked in on?"
-Ted probably
This is the type of unhinged insanity I missed.
YESSSSSS, ANOTHER MAP VID WOOOOOOO I have been waiting for a sequel for so long
No big lion. I’m disappointed
U remember
Carson predicting what they say in the presentation is crazy
this is literally just 6 people playing with their action figures at a sleep over
Carson uploading fequently! It's a christmas miracle!
I love cheese from the power core!
I love cheese
The cat had an entire monologue about power core cheese and gets sent to the fourth dimension 😂😂😂
When they started talking about the big cat, I thought they were going to bring back Big Lion.
Gavin not knowing velociraptors have claws pointed up is the funniest thing ever
I dunno if you guys take suggestions or not, but I think it would be really funny if you guys made like your own E3, but it's all made up games n shit
Also just wanna say, I am so happy you are back, Caacsoos (:
I think it could use some Big Lion...
thank you for making my depressing lonely xmas evening just a little bit enjoyable, appreciate it man
Finally. A sequel
We didnt forget
How could you forget the return of a king?
And?
This video made me laugh so hard I started crying about laughing so much. First time in a long time. Thank you, Carson.
I need more of this.
So I'm totally convinced Carson's channel has been blacklisted from UA-cam bc wtf are these views? Dude has over a mil subs and everyone has forgiven and forgotten what Carson has done but his channel never recovered I'm suspicious
It sucks, all the fans are disappearing because of it (I'm sure just unsubbing is also a factor, buttttttt....)
blacklisting isn’t real
@@HuskyMoment you're braindead if you think that's the case. If UA-cam didn't blacklist creators the commentary genre would be alive. Think before you type some dumb shit that can be disproven in 5 minutes
Is big lion still running his organization though
"Hey, I've seen this one before!"
Merry Christmas, Mr. Carson! And anyone involved in the video.
Claim your here within an hour ticket here:
Alrighty
1:13 i actually think about this line so often. every once and a while my brain will just think “therein lies the rub” and my entire day is ruined
this brings back so many memories
This is my new favorite carson video
I want an open world game set in this world
I love how pickles turn into tomatos
This video is the very definition of a fever dream
this episode feels like waves of the funny hailing the earth with increasing severity.
The purple goo is the grimace shake
Glad the presentation arc isn't over
I love carson's videos they're like actually funny
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in years please keep posting