"Football. Not this Madden Shit! Just plain-ass normal, every-day, no question about it, no N.F.L. no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish,no quarterback, dime back, nickle back, simple ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal-clear, as frank as frankenstein, as blunt as an atom BOMB, one compound word! It's motherfucking goddamn, sonsabitchen, fuck, Fuck, FUCKIN' FOOTBALL!!! UNNGH!!!" Is now my favorite AVGN quote!
It's funny how accepted being 'nerdy' is these days. I always like to think just how much of a hypocrite that guy who kicked other kid's asses for playing duh vidya gaems back in the 80's is, or for collecting pokemon cards in the 90's. These dumbfucks are probably playing COD while they wait on Pokemon GO right now.... XD Or drinking themselves blind while beating their children for not making varsity. Either case, they're pretty pathetic. >__>
Just plain ass, normal everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the refrees, pet goldfish, no quarterback, dimeback, nickelback, SIMPLE, ORDINARY, UNINBELISHED, UNMISTAKEABLE, CRYSTAL CLEAR, AS FRANK AS FRANKENSTEIN, AS BLUNT AS AN ATOM BOMB, ONE COMPOUND WORD, ITS MOTHERFUCKING, GODDAMN, SONS OF BITCHES, FUCK FUCK FUCKING, *F O O T B A L L !*
Just Michael Actually pop is dying to lack of innovation.Metal and rock are fine. Forget about hipster "indie rock" bands, nobody who is not on xanax like them.
“Football is the sport that makes people act like maniacs” That is true, my dad broke his foot on my toy cause he kicked it when the giants didn’t win the super bowl some time ago.
It’s the same for my dad but with hockey and when the jets lost in the playoffs last year he threw an ashtray at the tv and broke the screen it was a CRT tv too it was a heavy ashtray
James has the right Fucking idea. Next time you play Madden with a friend, Just plop on a Sports Fan Helmet and when you get a Touchdown just Bum Rush the television and go fucking apeshit
Something similar happened years ago when playing Fifa with my friend, my mate scored a goal pulled his t-shirt up over his head like you see players do sometimes and ran right into the corner of the open door and split his head open XD
This episode is a good example of what I really like about the nerd. I really enjoy the jokes but I also like that he is both over the top and very down to Earth.
I say that and then proceed to say oh wait; he's that gold medal figure skater just to get a rise out of people. We all live once so make it count. I have no regrets.
Nerd: I know the story of the Legend of Zelda, and the secrets in the games Jock: I know the score of this one game, what happened to one of the players, and that one scandal. They’re both nerdy, in their own ways
i wonder why. he must have played at least played red/blue. its one of nintendos biggest franchises. easily number 2 or 3. and its not like its new, it came out on gameboy while the n64 was still the most recent console. thats easily in retro gaming territory.
"Just plain ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dimeback, nickelback, simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom BOMB, one compound word, it's motherfucking, goddamn, sons of bitchin, fuck fuck fucking football!" -AVGN, 2012
@@Sovietghostdivision It's as much of the same game as all of the different Pokémon games and other similar franchies. Clearly you've never really played them
One of my favorite AVGN episodes. Spends a healthy amount of time talking about the games, and the humor isn't drastically up your face with overly extended skits and unnecessary padding like in some of the later episodes.
"the humor isn't drastically up your face with overly extended skits and unnecessary padding like in some of the later episodes" you sure you aren't talking about Nostalgia Critic??
ikr. I just don't frickin understand the guys in my school are so excited over the next Fifa release. I don't play these games but I know it's the same shit every year with slightly improved graphics. There's not much that could be changed with realistic European football anyway
It only was interesting this year because they finally decided to do something like a story campaign with a plot, but yeah..same shit all the time. I think they just get excited for the new player rosters, and how up to date the teams will be...
And also some just like showing off how many players they know or love and creating their own fantasy teams which they transfer over to their fandom of Association or FIFA Football.
Qcam2004 haha yep. I marathoned AGVN last month but stopped for some reason. marathoned the whole thing this month. and You Know What's Bullshit, and Board James. Love watching Cinemassacre videos. Guess next will be the movie reviews and casual Let's Plays. Godzillathon being my favorite for the movie reviews.
When they lose he either chucks his beer bottle or a ashtray at the tv and that’s why I’m my family we have a completely different tv to watch it on that’s a CRT but he still managed to break the screen with a beer bottle last year
"Not this "Madden" shit. Just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dime-back, Nickelback, simple, ordinary, un-embellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, one compound word: It's *MOTHERFUCKIN', GODDAMNED, SONS-OF-BITCHIN', FUCK-FUCK-FUCKING FOOTBALL*!!!!!" - AVGN Sports, 2012
“I’d say play this...or the latest Madden.” Knowing that this episode came out the same year as Madden 13, I’d say James just made a cardinal sin of a suggestion.
They would steal the show too much - they need the halftime show to get people's testosterone down as low as possible for the second half (explains the acts in my headcanon)
I’m a sports fan, but I agree that sports fans are just as much nerds as video game fans. Also, the only sports games you should play are the newest ones that release every year.
Apharmd Battler sure, do that. My point was to say there is no reason to play old sports games if it’s the same old thing. I’m not saying “buy the newest game every year” what I mean is just play the highest quality games if you want to play them because it’s the same thing every time.
This is the greatest AVGN episode for the game title rant alone. I've never seen so much power ooze from James, and I've never been brought to tears quite like this from one of his videos before.
This is by far the best written episodes I've seen yet. And it's just nerd, no other character to ample up the laughs. I had hell of a blast with this one.
Yeah he is when playing the nerd about the other games he reviewed they are not terrible but what is the most is Dr Jekyll Conan Barbie action 52 little red hood for nes for the 3do plumbers don’t wear tie
"Not the kind of football where people actually use their foot, I mean the one where they're always smashing into each other" - I've no idea how that is football. More like carryball or tackleball or hell even smashball. We just call it Rugby
+TotallyToonsTV -- Not that it matters, but all of these games are just different types of football. The full name of rugby is "rugby football," soccer is "association football,'" American and Canadian football are slight variations of "gridiron football". They all involve the specialized use of feet and getting a ball from one end of an area of land to another. Players do, in fact, kick the ball in American football, and as surprising as this may be -- they do it with their feet.
Honestly i don't see how crazed sports fans arent nerds. Remembering all those names, scores, scandels and player team transfers
Cesar Gonzalez don't forget all the stats.
Yesterday's El Clasico was a 2-2 draw. For Barcelona, Luis Suarez and Lionel Messi scored. For Real Madrid, Cristiano Ronaldo and Gareth Bale.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz ninja pie
Cesar Gonzalez and a lot of sports games require math for score and skill of players. So I agree HOW aren’t they nerds
I used to play Baseball and Football in Elementary, and now I'm one of the biggest nerds I know.
"Football.
Not this Madden Shit!
Just plain-ass normal, every-day, no question about it, no N.F.L. no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish,no quarterback, dime back, nickle back, simple ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal-clear, as frank as frankenstein, as blunt as an atom BOMB,
one compound word!
It's motherfucking goddamn, sonsabitchen, fuck, Fuck, FUCKIN' FOOTBALL!!!
UNNGH!!!"
Is now my favorite AVGN quote!
I cry everytime.
best quote of all time really
Yes yes
recently Angry Joe is pissed towards Madden 15, because of it's "new" features, such as tackling, defense, and many more.
Me too.
3:00 after all that speech... "aaaand it's one of the worst game I ever played in my life". Love this guy lol xD
As blunt as an atom *BOMB*
yup, good set up
Fuck fuck FUCKIN FOOTBALL
best over hype ever
@@afinnishfishnet7366 *_BEEEEE SCHEVENTEEEN BAWMBER_*
”Maybe, somehow, in our own ways, we’re all nerds”. All these years and that line still warms my heart so much
It is a very sweet line.
"Maybe, in our own ways, we're all nerds." - AVGN
I agree with this statement so much :D
*insert Ninja Sex Party song "Danny Don't you Know"*
NerdyRulerz ok
*Don't You Forget About Me starts playing* The Breakfast Club
Yeah me too. Im a nerd for life.
It's funny how accepted being 'nerdy' is these days. I always like to think just how much of a hypocrite that guy who kicked other kid's asses for playing duh vidya gaems back in the 80's is, or for collecting pokemon cards in the 90's.
These dumbfucks are probably playing COD while they wait on Pokemon GO right now.... XD
Or drinking themselves blind while beating their children for not making varsity. Either case, they're pretty pathetic. >__>
3:00 that is probably James' best writing and performance
Then the immortal video arrives.
The best delivery in the series.
Best moment with the john madden thing. :')
I like that episode 200 references this moment
Nah
“You’re a square, pushing a smaller square towards another *s q u e e e h* ”
**insane lauhg**
**insane luagh**
R.I.P. John Madden, he gave us Madden 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003
Rip
2004,2005,2006,2007.....3007,30008,400000,5000000
@@joedirtbag6662don't forget Madden (Null)
Madden 100 B.C
Madden 08
3:01-3:35 is my favorite AVGN moment.
As Frank as Frankenstein as blunt as an atom bomb
No Quarterback,
Dime-back,
*NickelBack!*
Great Moment it is :)
Just plain ass, normal everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the refrees, pet goldfish, no quarterback, dimeback, nickelback, SIMPLE, ORDINARY, UNINBELISHED, UNMISTAKEABLE, CRYSTAL CLEAR, AS FRANK AS FRANKENSTEIN, AS BLUNT AS AN ATOM BOMB, ONE COMPOUND WORD, ITS MOTHERFUCKING, GODDAMN, SONS OF BITCHES, FUCK FUCK FUCKING, *F O O T B A L L !*
Annnnnnnd it's one of the worst games I've ever played.
Years later this is still the funniest episode of AVGN in my opinion
I agree
It's ironically one of my favourites considering I'm no where near athlete material or a sports enthusiast.
Seamen
@@dan78789 it's called an opinion
Together with Tiger Electronic Games I definitely agree!
"Get Metallica in there!"
FINALLY!!! SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME FOR THE HALF-TIME SHOW!!!
Just Michael Actually pop is dying to lack of innovation.Metal and rock are fine. Forget about hipster "indie rock" bands, nobody who is not on xanax like them.
Collin Squires SLAYER!!!!
Iron maiden would be sweet or slayer.
Collin Squires
I feel him
Even though I’m not into that kind of music, It fits in a lot more than shitty pop songs. And I thought the super bowl was supposed to be intense.
“Football is the sport that makes people act like maniacs”
That is true, my dad broke his foot on my toy cause he kicked it when the giants didn’t win the super bowl some time ago.
What do ya know. Football can be a drug in a way.
Mustve been a long time ago they won their last two superbowls
Must’ve been 2001 because that was the last time and the only time they lost a super bowl
It’s the same for my dad but with hockey and when the jets lost in the playoffs last year he threw an ashtray at the tv and broke the screen it was a CRT tv too it was a heavy ashtray
Small world
"as blunt as an atom BOMB"
I don't know why that makes me laugh so much. I think it's the close up when he says "bomb".
bEEEE sevenTEEN bOmBeRrrrr
3:23
7:37 "What is this? Geodude fighting Mr. Game & Watch in the middle of a baseball field?"
I died.
same😂😂
Never knew James Rolfe knew a little bit of Pokémon when he made this video.
Wafflekingdor better than Doug who insults it without giving it a try
Such a great analogy!
I'd play that.
"GET METALLICA IN THERE"
FINALLY SOME ONE AGREES
We should get some ZAO in there
No, Thats too low.
We NEED DEATH METAL! THAT WILL SHOW THE REAL TESTOSTERONE OF THE FOOTBALL
Throw on some Party Cannon when you play man!!!
*c o p i e d*
Should get DEICIDE in there, i want to watch those audiences reaction
👌
"No quarterback, dimeback, *Nickleback* "
My brain: *"LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!"*
It is something that makes me laugh
LOOK AT THIS GRAPH 📈
@@Elias___ Look at this giraffe.🦒
@@number1musichater430*ahem* GRAPH!
@@Elias___Look at this BAR GRAPH
2:44 - 3:35 Most badass moment ever in AVGN history
Holy crap how did I get so many likes?!?!
@@zombies4evadude24 no
@@zombies4evadude24 72 likes is nothing, dude.
HWL Gaming it is if you don’t comment much
HWL Gaming I know. I have a comment with 617 likes but thank you.
James has the right Fucking idea. Next time you play Madden with a friend, Just plop on a Sports Fan Helmet and when you get a Touchdown just Bum Rush the television and go fucking apeshit
Danny Caracciolo lol I've got to remember that one
Something similar happened years ago when playing Fifa with my friend, my mate scored a goal pulled his t-shirt up over his head like you see players do sometimes and ran right into the corner of the open door and split his head open XD
Better yet, strip naked and run around the room. There's always gotta be a streaker
Now i need a friend....
And madden
I agree Metallica should be at the halftime show
+Dillon Lord or Slayer \m/ 8^D
Why not get the entire big 4 to play!? (Megadeth, Metallica, Slayer, and Anthrax)
yup
+Dillon Lord Mercy House or Poets of The Fall should do the next Super Bowl half time show.
GWARRRRRRRRRR RULES!!! \m/
The Nerd's football rant is so relatable it makes it that much more hilarious. Easily one of the best episodes.
I don't understand why there are so many hockey games, football, soccer .. either.
@@louistournas120because people buy them every year even if they're garbag, they'd be throwing away money not releasing them yearly
3:03 This whole scene is edited brilliantly. The quick cutting and whatnot add to the intensity.
I love the nerd's facial reactions to him playing golf from:
10:16 - What the...
11:30 - WHAT THE...!?
"What was he gonna say, what the fuck?
One of my favourite moments in AVGN history...
@@mcmlxxxviimcmxcvi8641 Mine too.
Its the combination of what might be the worst game I have ever seen and his face.
There are just no words required.
This episode is a good example of what I really like about the nerd. I really enjoy the jokes but I also like that he is both over the top and very down to Earth.
Him knocking over all his games and crushing that beer can against his head always makes me laugh.
"Who the fuck is John Madden anyway?!" I've said that so many times when I was searching for new games at the store. xD
I thought even nerds knew that.
I say that and then proceed to say oh wait; he's that gold medal figure skater just to get a rise out of people. We all live once so make it count. I have no regrets.
@yabuturtle nice avatar :)
AEIOU
@@joshlight6892 Apparently not the video game nerd. xD
I don't even play video games, but this is the best channel I've ever discovered on UA-cam.
Then you found a good find👍
james rolfe is cool, very knowledgeable and talented
You don't play vidya gayms? What planet are you from?
Horny Fruit Flies vidao geams
Horny Fruit Flies bideo goamz
Nerd: I know the story of the Legend of Zelda, and the secrets in the games
Jock: I know the score of this one game, what happened to one of the players, and that one scandal.
They’re both nerdy, in their own ways
AND MORE
Me who's both
Not sure why “this was before circles were invented.” Always gets me
The Atari ball sprite is only a single pixel (square). Very limited technology
It's a cool reference to his Pong Games episode, too!
@@electrictroy2010 So, it's still before circles were invented...
... For video games.
R.I.P. John Madden.
Madden '91, Madden '92, Madden '93, Madden '94, Madden '95, Madden '96, Madden '97, Madden '98, Madden '99, Madden 2000, Madden 2001, Madden 2002, Madden 2003!
All of the best games!
Don’t forget 08
What about 08 the objectively best one
Madden 06 and 10 for me
O yes. Totally original. Not complete copies of each other
"Football island. In other words, hell." Wiser words have never been said
"I can tell you 1 thing, *THERE'S ONLY 1 PITCHER IN BASEBALL!* - Wiser words have probably been said
A fucking Furry talks shit about sports. Why am i not surprised?
@@pyramidhead6998 damn right, not a huge surprise these days
@Kalibre_Kid *you're
@@pyramidhead6998 You're gatekeeping
It's football island. In other words, Hell.
I couldn't agree more
im pretty sure hell is in michigan
That far? We have a Route 666 in Pennsylvania and yes, I drove on it. Funny there's this tiny town called "Endeavor" near the western end of it.
Austin Lucas lol
Cleveland
I've been to hell recently. Only a few miles from my school.
3:15
"no quarterback, no dimeback, no nickelback"
I'm literally dying XD
You literally aren't
*LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH*
No pennyback
... Why? They're all football positions.
@@keithrichards8526 They were probably thinking Nickelback the band and didn't know nickel back is an actual football position.
watching this instead of the super bowl because this is actually something that interests me
2020 was still better than 2019. At least 2020 didn't make any promises to another fanbase that they couldn't fucking keep.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz
This is the only instance someone’s said 2020 is a better year
@@scooterwearssocks Oh course it was dr. Doofenshmirtz
The last Super Bowl was very close. It kept me wondering who would win. (But I mainly watch for the million-dollar games.)
This man is a delight.
A national fucking treasure.
Johnny Blaze He's not just a national treasure, he's a worldwide treasure.
His humor and charisma will never die.
Johnny Blaze He's not just a treasure. He's a wonder of the world.
Johnny Blaze You CANNOT Ignore The Face He Makes, One In 11:30!
+Johnny Blaze hes not just a national fucking treasure, he's also a treasure fucking national
"what is this, Geodude fighting Mr. Game'n'Watch in the middle of a baseball field?"
why, yes, yes it is!
I can't even believe he knew who Geodude is.
top 10 anime fights
One of the ONLY times the Nerd or James Rolfe himself has made a Pokemon reference.
I approve.
Slightly.
***** Yes he did. And if you dig WAY DEEP into the past, two of James Rolfe's "Movie Quotes of the Week" were both from Pokemon: The Movie.
i wonder why. he must have played at least played red/blue. its one of nintendos biggest franchises. easily number 2 or 3. and its not like its new, it came out on gameboy while the n64 was still the most recent console. thats easily in retro gaming territory.
+Sam Diamond POKEMON WALKIE TALKIES
PokeFan 001 YEEEAAAAHHHHH
As do I. I go crazy whenever anyone mentions Pokemon.
RIP John Madden, who passed away today at the age of 85.
Rip goat
See you, space cowboy...
3:05 My favorite AVGN bit ever.
I agree.
The random zoom-ins on his face make it even better.
69th like
Actual reason why I rewatch this episode 😂
Follow James and Mike on Twitter
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No
+Seth 420 James and mike got relt
+Wallywutsizface *rekt
Read my comment plz
do a review on Portal. :)
3:00 - 3:35 is true art!
Lizpaht should be a Super Bowl Comercial
Somehow I know the speech back to front and love it ! :D
Best run on sentence ever! And that slam!
ive ruined many n64 cartridges doing that lol
9 years ago? Heh, only for a couple more weeks. Happy 10th anniversary to one of my personal faves of the series.
Today is the day! And it still says 9 years ago for me
@@loganstewart7105 Give it another day.
@@lizardguyNA ok now it say 10 years
avgn actually started in 2005, even before youtube
these are just higher-res reuploads
@@sebastiangorka200 Trust me, I know, I was just looking at this specific version's upload date.
This episode propably has the best AVGN ranting ever.
"Just plain ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dimeback, nickelback, simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom BOMB, one compound word, it's motherfucking, goddamn, sons of bitchin, fuck fuck fucking football!"
-AVGN, 2012
"aaand it's one of the worst games I've ever played in my life."
This video came to my mind today after John Madden's passing.
R.I.P.
In the spirit of your chronologically confused video, you gotta admit the Madden series is pretty consistent.
There isn't much to do in order to be consistent.
But every game is released a year too early by name.
Except madden 25
It's the same game every year.
@@Sovietghostdivision It's as much of the same game as all of the different Pokémon games and other similar franchies. Clearly you've never really played them
3:18 this should be the new intro to Monday Night Football
HELL YEAH!
Tremz Hoi! 3:15 ROFLMFAO
Wtf, you can't even leave THE FUCKING NERD alone?
Everywhere you go, Football Football Football!
Yeeaaahhh,you are right...it will make sense.
One of my favorite AVGN episodes. Spends a healthy amount of time talking about the games, and the humor isn't drastically up your face with overly extended skits and unnecessary padding like in some of the later episodes.
"The humor isn't drastically up your face with overly extended skits and unnecessary padding like in some of the later episodes"
Examples?
Cult Miyako Wheres your profile picture from ?
Cult Miyako
December 17th 1996
12/17/1996
Cult Miyako 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️
"the humor isn't drastically up your face with overly extended skits and unnecessary padding like in some of the later episodes" you sure you aren't talking about Nostalgia Critic??
10 years later, this is still one of my favorite Avgn episodes. The Nerd's football rant still ranks up there
1:06
Look carefully and you’ll see the LJN logo
i found you
"Not named after the referee's pet goldfish", funniest line in the video. I died.
I played that card for no clear reason, not even i know
This is why Avgn is one of my favorite youtubers. Because we both don't understand football and why sports games are so big
woops typo
ikr. I just don't frickin understand the guys in my school are so excited over the next Fifa release. I don't play these games but I know it's the same shit every year with slightly improved graphics. There's not much that could be changed with realistic European football anyway
It only was interesting this year because they finally decided to do something like a story campaign with a plot, but yeah..same shit all the time. I think they just get excited for the new player rosters, and how up to date the teams will be...
yeah but thats true for other games, however they change some things so it stands out....except for fps games.....
And also some just like showing off how many players they know or love and creating their own fantasy teams which they transfer over to their fandom of Association or FIFA Football.
Still a legendary video after 10 years.
Maybe the reason NES Golf was so popular was because Atari's golf games were so atrocious that NES Golf seemed cutting-edge in comparison
Or because Mario was in it. Well, it IS Mario if you ask an American. In Japan, it's some other guy named Ossan.
Ossan = Uncle.
Deep_wolf Mario is the uncle of every Japanese person. Duh.
"not named after the referee's pet gold fish"
Damn 😂🤣😂🤣
love watching James freak out over Madden
ziljin you're everywhere...
Qcam2004 haha yep. I marathoned AGVN last month but stopped for some reason. marathoned the whole thing this month. and You Know What's Bullshit, and Board James. Love watching Cinemassacre videos. Guess next will be the movie reviews and casual Let's Plays. Godzillathon being my favorite for the movie reviews.
RYAN MEAH yep. someday I will have watched all of cinemassacre videos. but so far mostly watched James scripted videos.
ziljin me too its fuxking hilarious
You mean Mike?
This popped in my mind after hearing about John Madden’s death. RIP
I gotta say, this has to be the most wholesome ending to an AVGN episode I've ever seen.
what about contra ep
4:08 one of the funniest moments ever cant ever stop laughing when I watch it 😂😂
2:22-2:45 best shit I've seen on an avgn episode
Debatable. AVGN episodes always have good quotes
FUCKIN MANIACS *smashing* GWUAAAH
Thats a fucking speech!
"Who the fuck is John Madden anyway!?!"
It starts at 2:00 already. I love the Madden part.
4:08 my dad when his favorite football team wins
I do the same thing 😂
That's me when the 49ers win.
I do the same thing lol
When they lose he either chucks his beer bottle or a ashtray at the tv and that’s why I’m my family we have a completely different tv to watch it on that’s a CRT but he still managed to break the screen with a beer bottle last year
Mine too everybody's does
"Football, don't even get me started!"
1:27
And yet we got him started at 2:03
9:35 Came here because of Pelé's passing
RIP Pelé
4:08
TOUCHDOWN! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
*attacks camera like a psycho*
AAAAHHHHHH!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
When Banjo gets in smash
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
my mom in a nutshell
For an 8 year old video, the resolution has held up so well. One of my favorite AVGN videos, I remember when this one came out
"Not this "Madden" shit. Just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dime-back, Nickelback, simple, ordinary, un-embellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, one compound
word: It's *MOTHERFUCKIN', GODDAMNED, SONS-OF-BITCHIN', FUCK-FUCK-FUCKING FOOTBALL*!!!!!" - AVGN Sports, 2012
"...And it's one of the worst games I've played in my life."
I almost died at 7:36 when you said “what is this? Geodude fighting Mr. Game and Watch on a Baseball field” 😆 man I freaking love your videos.
the outtakes on the "Madden Madden Madden" scene must be fun.
@Brian The Explorer nah fam, John madden Is still alive
@Brian The Explorer yeah I see why one would think that, he's pretty darn old so its no stretch to think that
“I’d say play this...or the latest Madden.” Knowing that this episode came out the same year as Madden 13, I’d say James just made a cardinal sin of a suggestion.
3:02 one of my favorite Nerd moments.
Lol yes XD
Yep
***** i agree XD
i played it on 1.5 speed lollololol XD
+Sly Cooper Damn them close ups.
"what the hell's different this time?!" is he talking about angry birds?
***** CoD works too.
Furby Man Or every MOBA game ever?
Furby Man Or Pokemon?
But the gameplay barely changes. I don't know how people can stand it game after game.
I guess, but at least those don't come out as on game for the price of two or three.
2:23 My favorite part in the avgn video of all time!
Joey Bu 2:25 Fuhball 😂😂😂
After this halftime show, I couldn’t agree more. Get METALLICA!
AGREED!!!
They would steal the show too much - they need the halftime show to get people's testosterone down as low as possible for the second half (explains the acts in my headcanon)
Agreed
7:37 pure gold. And the best thing is that he's absolutely right
I’m a sports fan, but I agree that sports fans are just as much nerds as video game fans. Also, the only sports games you should play are the newest ones that release every year.
Gezi 6 the ones with so many micro transactions it is like paying taxes to play a video game or the others that aren’t made by EA?
Jacob C others.
Gezi5 good choice
Apharmd Battler sure, do that. My point was to say there is no reason to play old sports games if it’s the same old thing. I’m not saying “buy the newest game every year” what I mean is just play the highest quality games if you want to play them because it’s the same thing every time.
Apharmd Battler alrighty then. Have fun
I cannot believe James considered quitting atg episode 100. - If he had done that we wouldn't have gotten 3:04 !!
RIP John Madden(1936-2021)
Get Metallica in there or something! Hell yeah, pure truth and wisdom right there!
This is the greatest AVGN episode for the game title rant alone. I've never seen so much power ooze from James, and I've never been brought to tears quite like this from one of his videos before.
"Get Metallica in there!!!"
We tried, Nerd.
We f****in tried!
mg682 There's only three fucking letters in between f__in.
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Japonesio06 That's what I said.
+Japonesio06 d
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"Stomping around like les claypool or angus young"
I don't know why but that analogy is hilarious to me
I typed this with my nose
A Les Claypool, Angus Young and metallica reference all in one video. What did we do to deserve you Nerd.
As a primus fan, that reference made me sing every track of tales from the punchbowl.
4:08 i died laughing (this is one of my favorite avgn episodes)
Sir Sentry IKR
TOUCHDOWN AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH ,truly one of the funniest episodes ^^
Sir Sentry Rest I Peace
MrHandsomeJack when you get a legendary in clash royale
I can't take it series
Sports and video games have a big thing in common with each other: most people like to watch them more than they play them.
No. Video games are more played than watched.
Except for open world games
Well... if you maybe discount racing simulators...
@@thewarrior6784 you should see how many views are on walkthrough youtube videos
@@edgemaxxer1573 that doesn't mean they are more numerous than actual playtime.
2:22 I relate to this so much
This is by far the best written episodes I've seen yet.
And it's just nerd, no other character to ample up the laughs.
I had hell of a blast with this one.
Man, James Rolfe is the best.
oh you mean that character that the AVGN plays?
What about fred Fuchs?
Yeah he is when playing the nerd about the other games he reviewed they are not terrible but what is the most is Dr Jekyll Conan Barbie action 52 little red hood for nes for the 3do plumbers don’t wear tie
4:40 the man behind the slaughter
I CANT UNHEAR IT.
DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUEHEDUDUD
It's insane to think this video is only 2 years older than FNAF
R.I.P John Madden. Each year he got his name etched into a game.
"Football, DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED!"
LOL idk why but that part is hilarious cause its so true
Named after the referees pet goldfish. I'm dead
Plot twist: the pet goldfish of the referee is called Madden
good
4:08 When Smash Bros Ultimate was announced
this comment is underrated
What about the "OH MY! OH MY! OH MY! OH MY GOD! OH MY FUCKING GOD!" reaction that Etika made?
Crash Gamerize
When waluigi is a guest character in smash
@@awesomegamechallengereacti7112 Please no.
When Travis makes it into smash
Rip John Madden
edit: I love how a lot of us came here to post his sad death this quickly. There are gamers out there who enjoy the game of football
rip pele too
"Not the kind of football where people actually use their foot, I mean the one where they're always smashing into each other" - I've no idea how that is football. More like carryball or tackleball or hell even smashball. We just call it Rugby
+TotallyToonsTV -- Not that it matters, but all of these games are just different types of football. The full name of rugby is "rugby football," soccer is "association football,'" American and Canadian football are slight variations of "gridiron football". They all involve the specialized use of feet and getting a ball from one end of an area of land to another. Players do, in fact, kick the ball in American football, and as surprising as this may be -- they do it with their feet.
The ball is a foot long.
Amen
+TotallyToonsTV YEAH ! THEY SHOULD BE CALLED "SOCCER" AND "RUGBY"
NO ONE IS HAPPY , END OF STORY !
+Tristan Matheny yay, I'm not the only one that knows that!
"I love that you're dribbling a square ball... yeah this was before circles were invented" James' low-key jokes are the best
"As blunt as an atom BOMB!!!" Man avgn holds up
3:00 is amazing. I come back to watch it every year. The delivery with the video cuts is just perfect.
Came back here for John Madden. RIP 💔
James is really good at staying in character for a long period of time without using any cuts. That's impressive.
Tuning in after the passing of John Madden. RIP
R.I.P. John Madden 12/28/21
The fact that James brought up Les Claypool just made my day.