Remembering the great Harry Belafonte, singer/actor/activist/ humanitarian: In 1968, he hosted the Tonight Show for a week. He was the first Black person to do so.
Wake up America. Let's set aside politics. Please remove Joe Senile Biden and his cohorts. Look at the prices of commodities, inflation, economic failures etc. We don't need debate or media distortion facts. Remove the incompetent. Save whatever is left for us. I would vote for a dog rather than vote for Biden again.
softball questions from TV supporters . particularly from the GOP's unbalanced "reporting" not news mostly fake new Fox. they really do not report they regurgitate from their crop and feed their young. the OLD and the dumb under educated christian version of the taliban in the 11 southernly states wisconsin and az. these white racists are the heirs of their civil war confederate heroes. they even have a national park in the south dedicated to traitors to the USA. got them carved in stone yup republicans want to cut costs. blow the stone mountain ga thing up sell the land. salt it so nothing ever grows there again. what a travesty but its america where the leading cause of death of its infants is homicide. they wont allow abortion they actually seem to prefer the senseless slaughter of their citizens . the leading cause of infant mortality is now homicide.
He certainly won't be missed ,he just acts like he can just do whatever the hell he wants hes nothing but a demonic loser ,liar greedy fraud and traitor you can add rapist baby killer as well
They can't win on policy anymore, theirs is too unpopular for a few decades now. That's why they care and control redlining and make stricter and stricter rules on voting despite more and more secure elections. Last election was more secure than any other but they keep changing rules.
A DeSantis/Trump ticket would be like weekend at Bernie’s… DeSantis would be dragging Trump around like a dead guy.😅 Don’t get me wrong I like to make fun of DeSantis as much as any aware person would… Wearing his white boots reminding me of Nancy Sinatra song “these boots are made for Walkin” right out of the publics awareness!
@@davidthompson7817 Ack. Take an awesome image of Nancy Sinatra in white boots and then ruin it with an image of Ronny boy in white boots. Nancy looked sexy. Ronny looked like a 5 year old afraid of water. Even the Morton's Salt girl was like... "Man up!" and she wasn't even wearing boots. LOL
He threatened to skip them cause he knows he'll be embarrassed from all the ammo everybody has on him and he can't take it, let alone debate it live cause nobody can write anything down for him when it happens, let's be REAL...🤡🤡🤡🤡
Name one. Biden can't even put together a coherent sentence. Fascist Nazi Liberals are DESTROYING this country, and your fascist ass is probably enjoying being oppressed by men PRETENDING to be women
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Which is EXACTLY why he shouldn't even be running again🤦🏼♀️🙅🏼♀️ What message are we sending!? He's already offended so many other World leaders and now Biden 🤯 We did NOT make America even close to being great again 😭😭😭
The google will quickly censor this question: Why are UA-cam comments packed with circle-jerking sock puppets? Obvious, as are the countermeasures--but the google wants fake "engagement", the better to sell clueless ads.
The Trump skit was hilarious. And the Spring song OMG. I thought for sure Mr Quest winds was gonna lose his white wig in the winds. 😂😂I can’t stop laughing. Ah man my gut hurts. To much! 👍❤️
Correct. Trump is to dumb. However, he never usually follows recomdations/orders/advice.... Trumps major legal issues/battles wouldn't help him in a debate especially with President Joseph Biden, the President I will VOTE AGAIN FOR A SE OBD TERM
I can imagine him rumbling on about the 2020 election and all the investigations. Then all the candidates will say "can you shut up man, or copying Joe Biden when he called him a 🤡.
@@lawrencedoliveiro9104 he actually did many of the times answer questions that were asked. It’s just the total ignorance that no one does enough research and believes the leftist media’s lies. I remember him after the 2018 midterms taking an interview where he was pretty mad at reporters for their dumb or biased questions made to make him look bad. Most of the time it was white liberal males who he insulted but at one instance he insulted a black woman and the whole leftist media ignored all the other instances and only showed that to ptroy him as sexist even tho if you had context it was not.
Donnie Dimwit has the right to remain silent, as he always has, he has just never had the ABILITY to remain silent, and that is why he is in so much legal hot water at all times.
If Rump goes to the debates he may think he is in court and keep pleading the 5th. I wonder if Rump jr and Eric are disappointed since none of their letters are their dad's favorite.
Of course he would skip debates. He has nothing, and I mean nothing, of substance he can talk about. I hope by this time next year, he is in jail and all will be a moot point.
The part about 🌭 escalated fast 😂🤣😂 If I can change the world, all the shampoo and conditioner bottles will have bold label, how many times I have to read carefully in the shower which bottle is which😅
Plastic ziploc bags for cereal is the stupidest idea ever. In the first place, plastic. And B, the squareness of the wax paper bag is what makes it pour well.
Okay. History lesson for y'all. You know WHY there are 10 hot dogs in a pack, but only 8 hot dog buns? Simple. You drop one hot dog into the charcoal while cooking and one on the ground while serving. Yes, folks, it's just THAT simple.
He's skipping the debates? Thank god. The last debate was a total shit show. "Old man yelling." That's all I learned. I could always choose not to watch it if it happened, but I probably would. Negative fascination. We all love a good train wreck.
The person tweeting about wanting more plastic packaging is mind-blowingly ignorant, and, I'm so scared for humanity. We already have too much plastic in our bodies, water, and food. Most of the time this show makes me happier than I was, lol. Sorry guys, great job still!.
Oh shut up you First world entitled elitist bourgeois snob. Do you know how & why plastics were a hit? It's cheap & versatile. Now people are paying more for basic products coz of plastic van while you spend destroy forests for your make ups, while the climate change preachers jet around to advice others, while your excess consumption of dress and shoes are causing far more pollution. Go live in a forest if you want to really make change. Because the priorities are all wrong, poor people around the world suffer coz foolish American liberals want to have their luxury pollutants intact but cheap pollutants banned. You are the scorn of this world.
Threatens? It’s deflection; he’s getting ahead of the fact that he’s no longer capable of communication without months of practice because he can barely walk or talk normally.
Remembering the great Harry Belafonte, singer/actor/activist/ humanitarian: In 1968, he hosted the Tonight Show for a week. He was the first Black person to do so.
And Harry Belafonte remains forever a great American Icon.
R.I.P.
And had MLK as guest.
Very cool!
@@jds6206 apaaa😊àaa
Donald duck voice is hilarious kudos to the writer for adding a iconic character to the skit😂.
Wake up America. Let's set aside politics. Please remove Joe Senile Biden and his cohorts. Look at the prices of commodities, inflation, economic failures etc. We don't need debate or media distortion facts. Remove the incompetent. Save whatever is left for us. I would vote for a dog rather than vote for Biden again.
Your Trump interview is hilarious.😆😂"Don Jr....and Eric."😁😆
Just like a bully , he tucks his tail when he feels like he's about to take a ass whooping.
The biggest cans OF WHOOP ASS about to rain down on donnie and all his zombies soon!!!
Trump for prison 🚨
His whole administration was that way... Remember the last press secretary and her avoiding press conferences
Are you aware the democrats have already cancelled their entire primary debate????
You voted for joe Biden lmao
Donald duck voice is amazingly funny. Kudos to writers.
I watched it 3 times 😅
Are you one of the writers? “Amazingly funny” is very generous.
I loved it too!!! 😂
I hope Trump does skip the primaries.
Bunker Baby never goes where someone asks him a substantive question.
softball questions from TV supporters . particularly from the GOP's unbalanced "reporting" not news mostly fake new Fox. they really do not report they regurgitate from their crop and feed their young. the OLD and the dumb under educated christian version of the taliban in the 11 southernly states wisconsin and az. these white racists are the heirs of their civil war confederate heroes. they even have a national park in the south dedicated to traitors to the USA. got them carved in stone yup republicans want to cut costs. blow the stone mountain ga thing up sell the land. salt it so nothing ever grows there again. what a travesty but its america where the leading cause of death of its infants is homicide. they wont allow abortion they actually seem to prefer the senseless slaughter of their citizens . the leading cause of infant mortality is now homicide.
Delusional people ☝️
He certainly won't be missed ,he just acts like he can just do whatever the hell he wants hes nothing but a demonic loser ,liar greedy fraud and traitor you can add rapist baby killer as well
It wouldn’t matter he just shouts over people anyways…he’s probably like arguing with the drunk guy in the bar
Don't threaten us with a good time😂
Great monologue as always jimmys you are hilarious 😂👍🏽.
ur comment was a better joke than anything out of this "monologue"
Jimmy, these interview/clipboard segments are briiliant. Very clever, very funny.
He can't debate,all he does is talk about how great he is.
Yet he trashed Hillary Clinton. But let’s vote for Chocolate Chocolate Chip for 2024!
@@KydraExhale he even lost the popular vote against Clinton!
He just interrupts and throws out bs
They can't win on policy anymore, theirs is too unpopular for a few decades now. That's why they care and control redlining and make stricter and stricter rules on voting despite more and more secure elections. Last election was more secure than any other but they keep changing rules.
@@KydraExhale Defending a rapist traitor? Apologize to your mum.
The "Questions for Trump" section was🔥😂👏.
"Adding mentos to Diet Coke!" Keep listening it gets more hilarious.
A DeSantis/Trump ticket would be like weekend at Bernie’s… DeSantis would be dragging Trump around like a dead guy.😅 Don’t get me wrong I like to make fun of DeSantis as much as any aware person would… Wearing his white boots reminding me of Nancy Sinatra song “these boots are made for Walkin” right out of the publics awareness!
@@davidthompson7817 Ack. Take an awesome image of Nancy Sinatra in white boots and then ruin it with an image of Ronny boy in white boots. Nancy looked sexy. Ronny looked like a 5 year old afraid of water. Even the Morton's Salt girl was like... "Man up!" and she wasn't even wearing boots. LOL
He threatened to skip them cause he knows he'll be embarrassed from all the ammo everybody has on him and he can't take it, let alone debate it live cause nobody can write anything down for him when it happens, let's be REAL...🤡🤡🤡🤡
BINGO!!!!!
Like what?
Name one. Biden can't even put together a coherent sentence. Fascist Nazi Liberals are DESTROYING this country, and your fascist ass is probably enjoying being oppressed by men PRETENDING to be women
Dumpy Frump can't take the heat, besides he can't preselect the questions ahead of time.
The google will quickly censor this question:
Why are UA-cam comments packed with circle-jerking sock puppets?
Obvious, as are the countermeasures--but the google wants fake "engagement", the better to sell clueless ads.
JK: Is there anything you could have done better?" DJT: "Donald Jr and Eric." I cannot dispute that!
😅😮😮😮
JK? lol this is fallon 😂
Who is "JK"? Did the Harry Potter author interview him?
LOL. I see what you did there with JK. Even the orange idiot called him Kimmel.
@@dluv_98 Sorry. I get those two mixed up. ☺
He doesn't want to be asked about fraud, porn, rape, insurrection, treason etc.
Which is EXACTLY why he shouldn't even be running again🤦🏼♀️🙅🏼♀️ What message are we sending!? He's already offended so many other World leaders and now Biden 🤯
We did NOT make America even close to being great again 😭😭😭
Agree Jesika Finch
@@Business_Mindset_33 😅
Our new President is doing an amazing job why aren’t we asking him about all his amazing things he’s done.
That's a lot of great comedy. I loved the singing bit.
The interview with DT was hilarious
Love the song and Quest was priceless
Is that a threat or a blessing? I don’t think I can take another event where he talks in circles 🙄
And just calls people names bcuz he’s not knowledgeable enough to debate them.
Disney may be a Mickey Mouse organization but their attorneys are sharks.
He may have the right to remain silent, just not the ability.
The bit about Donald Trump was a riot. I laughed out loud for the first time in a long time! Thank you, Jimmy!
The google will quickly censor this question:
Why are UA-cam comments packed with circle-jerking sock puppets?
Obvious, as are the countermeasures--but the google wants fake "engagement", the better to sell clueless ads.
The Trump skit was hilarious. And the Spring song OMG. I thought for sure Mr Quest winds was gonna lose his white wig in the winds. 😂😂I can’t stop laughing. Ah man my gut hurts. To much! 👍❤️
is this a real song? who sings it?
Thanks to all on Team Fallon for putting on a show, bringing humour to current events and the way it is in the world. Great stuff!
It's not a threat for Trump to skip the primary debates - it's a blessing!
Someone in trump's orbit told him not to debate to make his campaign run more credible. No way was he smart enough to figure that out for himself.
Correct. Trump is to dumb. However, he never usually follows recomdations/orders/advice....
Trumps major legal issues/battles wouldn't help him in a debate especially with President Joseph Biden, the President I will VOTE AGAIN FOR A SE OBD TERM
Biden is the fkn id@it
It will be no Maryland crab cake slander tolerated 🦀
You got the funniest people!!!! Love the show
Trump would never answer questions this direct without rambling about some unrelated topic.
I can imagine him rumbling on about the 2020 election and all the investigations. Then all the candidates will say "can you shut up man, or copying Joe Biden when he called him a 🤡.
@@wanakone33 hopefully biden kicks the can soon
He was actually the only president to somewhat answer questions
@@benlazarus471 Just not the ones that were asked.
@@lawrencedoliveiro9104 he actually did many of the times answer questions that were asked. It’s just the total ignorance that no one does enough research and believes the leftist media’s lies. I remember him after the 2018 midterms taking an interview where he was pretty mad at reporters for their dumb or biased questions made to make him look bad. Most of the time it was white liberal males who he insulted but at one instance he insulted a black woman and the whole leftist media ignored all the other instances and only showed that to ptroy him as sexist even tho if you had context it was not.
He looks exactly like Geppetto. I can’t help but believe that Disney did that on purpose.
A STATE dinner... I thought it was a STEAK dinner. 🤣
I'm watching the Jimmy program with a smile 👍🙂
LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Donald Duck voice is freaking hysterical 🤣😂😭😂😂 Thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ❤ it!!!!
Great trump impression and you have the best band ever!
The GOP should just skip nominating him..
GQP
GREAT SHOW! Funny 😂. Thank you
Oh please please skip those debates.
That's because he knows no one will turn up!
That was a lot of fun. You cheered me up Jimmy. Thanks 😙
After creeping us out in the debates with HRC, we are glad 45 won’t be in the debate.
Perfect song for Spring: It’s May! from Camelot.
love the song! You guys are so much fun!!!
Always here for Sweet Honey in the Rock in a late night monologue!
there should be a shelf specifically for pizza boxes in fridges though
Donnie Dimwit has the right to remain silent, as he always has, he has just never had the ABILITY to remain silent, and that is why he is in so much legal hot water at all times.
For every debate question Trump would plead the 5th
sure
😂😂😂
If Rump goes to the debates he may think he is in court and keep pleading the 5th.
I wonder if Rump jr and Eric are disappointed since none of their letters are their dad's favorite.
Thank you for the great trump interview, Jimmy. Very informative!
Oh God the trump interview. Sometimes it's the simplest bits that hit the hardest 🤣
The interview bit is pretty good😂😂
I love Quest Love & The Roots & of course You too Jimmy!❤
Why not just skip the general election too and live your days out in the pasture?
He is afraid to get in the ring is he😂
John Bolton does look like a cartoon character
The media just assumed he would be doing debates. Poor journalism. Smart move by Trump. Why bother with debates? There is no need with social media.
The grifter miss an opportunity to say he was robbed, NO WAY! 🤬🍄🤡🥊🎱💥
Of course he would skip debates. He has nothing, and I mean nothing, of substance he can talk about. I hope by this time next year, he is in jail and all will be a moot point.
"Close enough"😂😂😂
He said what we were all thinking!😂
JK, Jimmy. SNL is a WAY better career starter than The Man Show.😊😉
The Donald Duck thing was a frickin out
The part about 🌭 escalated fast 😂🤣😂
If I can change the world, all the shampoo and conditioner bottles will have bold label, how many times I have to read carefully in the shower which bottle is which😅
Trump Vs Biden: The Sequel no one asked for!
Trump skip debate, we should be so lucky.
Pretty brutal in the opening monologue but hilarious throughout good job Jimbo
Use gas for cereal bags instead of green is just ridiculous in 2023.
Hopefully he skips the debates, and the other candidates take the opportunity to bash him during the debates.
NO... The folded wax paper is way better than some damn single-use plastic.
The last defense of a scoundrel: wrap yourself in the flag.
The ratings will be abysmal if Trump skips the debates.
He has to skip, there is so much ammunition against him due to his previous failure as president and all the court cases! Lol, he’s a total liability!
❤️ the interviews!
Plastic ziploc bags for cereal is the stupidest idea ever. In the first place, plastic. And B, the squareness of the wax paper bag is what makes it pour well.
Love the jokes. Love the team. Always did and always will. Thank you!
He has the right to remain silent but not the ability...
Okay. History lesson for y'all. You know WHY there are 10 hot dogs in a pack, but only 8 hot dog buns? Simple. You drop one hot dog into the charcoal while cooking and one on the ground while serving. Yes, folks, it's just THAT simple.
Trump: "Don Junior and Eric."
Eric: "I'm Eric!"
Trump has said before how hard it is to physically stand for so long at the debates. Maybe he will get them to do it sitting down.😂
Ageism is rampant. Further deterioration of decency in America.
I would replace all plastics with sustainable bamboo, hemp, clay and wax.
Please spare us from primary debates
Trump only has to think about being there, and wow, magically, he’s there! My, what a big brain he has.
All Trump debates are true comedy.
Although there should be more buns, there are always too many dogs!!! That's some deep wisdom! :)
I'm still so sick of Trump. It's too soon. I just can't.
God bless trump❤
Great Roberto Begnini reference (Jim Jarmusch Down By Law) !!!
Clearly his lawyers have warned him about the potential of incriminating himself by attending on the slew of charges coming his way.
Best one yet
He always wants to skip debates. He knows that any opposition would sink him.
If only DUMPTY answered questions so truthfully and briefly!
Or pull a Joey and hop away from reporters as quickly as possible 😂
Trump was the most honest president ever you’re just falling for fake news
He's not going to be able to come, he has court.
It must be different in other regions because standard hotdog packs in the Southeast are 8 hotdogs and standard hot dog bun packs are 8 buns.
He's skipping the debates? Thank god. The last debate was a total shit show. "Old man yelling." That's all I learned. I could always choose not to watch it if it happened, but I probably would. Negative fascination. We all love a good train wreck.
You can't debate from prison anyways.
Jimmy K> Jimmy F
I would be afraid to even buy that chocolate! Between IT & that they are head to head 😂😅😅😂
Watching repeats of Trump debating would be undo cruelty to the American public.
11:15 Lacey: they make French Door refrigerators for EXACTLY that reason. Look into it.💐💐💐🤗
Use Trump for a prisoner exchange in Russia
Not a trump camp. But is the America seriously letting Biden to run for second term. Is there no one else in US?
Fact: the current President has accomplished more than any other since the Great Depression
Why would he be denied a second term?
The person tweeting about wanting more plastic packaging is mind-blowingly ignorant, and, I'm so scared for humanity. We already have too much plastic in our bodies, water, and food. Most of the time this show makes me happier than I was, lol. Sorry guys, great job still!.
Vote Blue, Vote progressive. 👌🏼
Oh shut up you First world entitled elitist bourgeois snob. Do you know how & why plastics were a hit? It's cheap & versatile. Now people are paying more for basic products coz of plastic van while you spend destroy forests for your make ups, while the climate change preachers jet around to advice others, while your excess consumption of dress and shoes are causing far more pollution. Go live in a forest if you want to really make change. Because the priorities are all wrong, poor people around the world suffer coz foolish American liberals want to have their luxury pollutants intact but cheap pollutants banned. You are the scorn of this world.
@@virgo-in-cyn1537 progress to hell?
@@GokulOnFire There is no hell. You’ve been duped. ☝🏼
@@virgo-in-cyn1537 have you been to the Bible Belt?… Mississippi, Alabama… that’s Hell. 😂
Omg, maybe tone down with those high-pitched shrieks and wails in the audience?? That's so annoying.
Threatens? It’s deflection; he’s getting ahead of the fact that he’s no longer capable of communication without months of practice because he can barely walk or talk normally.
Trump threatens to skip primary debates?? This isn't a threat - it's a wonderful promise!