Do NOT make me say this! Dan And Phil play Incohearent ..again

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  • Опубліковано 22 чер 2024
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  • @syd943
    @syd943 29 днів тому +7887

    the genuine fear that filled me after phil said "something just popped out" and proceeded to say he had a wardrobe malfunction

    • @coolwithakatie5366
      @coolwithakatie5366 29 днів тому +476

      and the way he backed up from the camera i was ready to shield my eyes 💀

    • @shiroi201
      @shiroi201 29 днів тому +283

      And then lift his leg!

    • @hubofinsanity4122
      @hubofinsanity4122 29 днів тому

      RIGHT AFTER THE ANAL FISTING CARD TOO

    • @22suprstar22
      @22suprstar22 29 днів тому +165

      AND THEN HE BACKED UP?? LMAO EXCUSE ME 💀

    • @jaybehkay2438
      @jaybehkay2438 29 днів тому +48

      Heart DROPPED

  • @raashi5529
    @raashi5529 29 днів тому +7464

    Phil: "Oh they kissed"
    The fucking ways they troll us these days has me rolling

    • @anasoto1987
      @anasoto1987 29 днів тому +247

      they legit make fun of me at 13

    • @EmeMonllor
      @EmeMonllor 29 днів тому +197

      I clapped laughing like a boomer in a stand up comedy show, they´re laughing at us and I´m into it tbf

    • @cherhorowitch47
      @cherhorowitch47 29 днів тому +85

      they’re too aware of twitter discourse💀

    • @taylorharvey3980
      @taylorharvey3980 29 днів тому +53

      legit would've sent us into cardiac arrest

    • @Gr95dc
      @Gr95dc 29 днів тому +4

      timestamp please, I think I missed that 😔

  • @MoonchildDontCry
    @MoonchildDontCry 29 днів тому +4388

    I was crying when Phil kept repeating in a slight smoldering voice "fog meat tad tea" 😭😭

    • @shiroi201
      @shiroi201 29 днів тому +63

      I just about died!!

    • @Gr95dc
      @Gr95dc 29 днів тому +49

      it was way too funny, I cried too

    • @naomiwallis752
      @naomiwallis752 29 днів тому +85

      Dan's face through the whole thing killed me

    • @jaspermoore1305
      @jaspermoore1305 27 днів тому +32

      i verbally went NO- at the first attempt 😭

    • @chloenord280
      @chloenord280 23 дні тому +1

      @@jaspermoore1305see I just yelled PHILIP-

  • @ronniewithluv496
    @ronniewithluv496 29 днів тому +1385

    dan's scream of horror after he realised it was "suck my t*ties" was EVERYTHING 😭😭😭

  • @flinn4564
    @flinn4564 29 днів тому +4110

    phil taking advantage of how good the blonde looks with dark clothes we love to see it

  • @ElleTena
    @ElleTena 29 днів тому +5536

    Starting this video with Phil’s toes and “you just spat in my mouth” is bonkers

    • @depressed.lemonade
      @depressed.lemonade 29 днів тому +241

      "ohmygod they kissed" is insane actually

    • @microsofterror880
      @microsofterror880 29 днів тому +33

      ​@depressed.lemonade they literally want to hurt us /j

    • @lynncollins9715
      @lynncollins9715 29 днів тому +29

      Just another day in the Phandom nothing to see here

    • @Magnus833
      @Magnus833 29 днів тому +9

      I know right they could have edited it out 😭

    • @ellaelliott4415
      @ellaelliott4415 29 днів тому +10

      @@Magnus833no they said it to call us out and shame us 😂

  • @sirgaykrovos
    @sirgaykrovos 29 днів тому +2444

    LMAO the way Dan was so unprepared for Phill to read 'fog meat tad tea' so breathily
    and, honestly, neither was I

  • @jesslikescoffee24
    @jesslikescoffee24 29 днів тому +997

    The fact that “free wifi” wasn’t a nord spon segue is a travesty

    • @leahprouse623
      @leahprouse623 29 днів тому +38

      Im still half expecting the phangenda reveal to be one big nordvpn ad

    • @guadalupehernandez-sosa5315
      @guadalupehernandez-sosa5315 29 днів тому +23

      I was literally waiting for the nord spon like well damn didn’t know they could do two in one vid

  • @rosesraeken
    @rosesraeken 29 днів тому +3224

    "oh my god they kissed" they actually need to be stopped oh my fucking god 💀

    • @sentientflute
      @sentientflute 29 днів тому +33

      THIS i choked on my water 💀😂

    • @Braxton999Adams
      @Braxton999Adams 29 днів тому +10

      No. LET THE CHAOS RAIN!!!!

    • @fluterem8866
      @fluterem8866 24 дні тому +3

      And then Dan hitting himself with the wine glass lmao

  • @jesse6899
    @jesse6899 29 днів тому +3464

    they had to treat us with incohearent after the sims disaster

    • @nostalgiaprincess
      @nostalgiaprincess 29 днів тому +189

      that was the best apology video i’ve ever seen

    • @hannahlettig4015
      @hannahlettig4015 29 днів тому +59

      That explains all of their behavior in this video

    • @nerl7473
      @nerl7473 29 днів тому +29

      You guys haven't seen thier tumblr apology video then? 😄

    • @nostalgiaprincess
      @nostalgiaprincess 29 днів тому +2

      @@nerl7473 the one they just did?

    • @ellaelliott4415
      @ellaelliott4415 29 днів тому +9

      I never forgive or forget

  • @unsaltedtoast
    @unsaltedtoast 29 днів тому +1753

    dans confidence with the wed as poo see card has me sobbing

  • @madisonhodapp8049
    @madisonhodapp8049 29 днів тому +648

    Dan: 😐wed as poo see 😐
    Phil: 👹fog meat tad tea 👹

  • @_taaaam
    @_taaaam 29 днів тому +1942

    "You just said "puppy" and spat in my mouth." - Daniel Howell, 2024

  • @adityaagarwal6640
    @adityaagarwal6640 29 днів тому +871

    In Phil’s defense the only time I’ve ever heard the phrase “erotic experience” was from the grandma in Titanic

  • @sliceysliceofapancake
    @sliceysliceofapancake 29 днів тому +684

    13:03 the straight, deadpan “wed as poo see” absolutely KILLED me

    • @axaturdoor7553
      @axaturdoor7553 29 днів тому +22

      It’s like asking Siri “What does Cardi B’s WAP stand for?” XD

    • @marigoldbells9581
      @marigoldbells9581 8 днів тому +4

      He just delivered it without a second thought 🤣

  • @naomij8110
    @naomij8110 29 днів тому +397

    The epic highs (chappell roan mention) and lows (literally the entire rest of this video) of high school football (watching dan and phil in 2024)

    • @larousse1
      @larousse1 27 днів тому

      Hello Archie Andrews

  • @courtneycuellar3536
    @courtneycuellar3536 29 днів тому +1141

    the “hey null fish ding” card as the reward would make me not want to win

    • @hannahlettig4015
      @hannahlettig4015 29 днів тому +66

      Theory that Phil definitely lost on purpose because he didn’t want it on his side

  • @palomatorres6080
    @palomatorres6080 29 днів тому +1332

    “OMG THEY KISSED” PLEASE you are going to hell phil lester the comedian

  • @fatimaf2367
    @fatimaf2367 29 днів тому +200

    "wed as poo see" and "fog meat tad tea" back to back was diabolical

    • @katharinaa.9166
      @katharinaa.9166 26 днів тому +1

      the last 2 minutes of this are perfection ... I skipped back to minute 13 so many times when I first watched this, and came back today to skip forward to it

  • @tis_k
    @tis_k 29 днів тому +1259

    phil just randomly, aggressively saying "Bitch" is the change we deserve to see in dnpg chapter 2

  • @ellietandy2423
    @ellietandy2423 29 днів тому +1664

    Lads WHAT IS THE PHAGENDA

    • @Jeevesie1988
      @Jeevesie1988 29 днів тому +88

      My theory is a podcast (probably with other tie-in community stuff too). :o

    • @E03H
      @E03H 29 днів тому +72

      Pretty sure it’s a tour

    • @Jeevesie1988
      @Jeevesie1988 29 днів тому +9

      @E03H That'd be neat, and I'll be glad if so. Whatever it is I'm sure it'll be wild. 😁

    • @CherryCupcakeCreations
      @CherryCupcakeCreations 29 днів тому

      @@Jeevesie1988 The email you get after you sign up to the "phangenda" is from the danandphiltour email address. Draw your own conclusions... ;P

    • @lorienzoeller6764
      @lorienzoeller6764 29 днів тому +33

      IF ITS ANOTHER TOUR I WILL CRY

  • @kiraisamess
    @kiraisamess 29 днів тому +305

    we need to buy incohearent and download dragon city so phil can afford new socks

  • @ryekat76
    @ryekat76 29 днів тому +352

    Phil may have lost the Dan vs. Phil, but I think we all lost something today

  • @Saphthings
    @Saphthings 29 днів тому +734

    Bess, "Yay my heroes uploaded! Finally a way to escape my life where no one likes me!"
    Dan, "F off Bess!"
    Bess: D:

    • @queenemmers
      @queenemmers 29 днів тому +9

      You're the bess 🥳

    • @WintersSunflower
      @WintersSunflower 4 дні тому +1

      As some one actually named Bess, watching this stoned was insane.

  • @onestepshort6291
    @onestepshort6291 29 днів тому +242

    always nice to watch two guys fight over which of them gets to receive the hey null fish ding

  • @Tilly.s_bumblebees
    @Tilly.s_bumblebees 29 днів тому +689

    as much as i hate unskippable ads on vids, i do love to see that this has not yet been de monetised 💀💀

  • @lilyyylc
    @lilyyylc 29 днів тому +308

    As a lesbian, I can confirm that Dan's delivery on that card made me feel things I never want to feel again xx

  • @ax.olotls
    @ax.olotls 29 днів тому +408

    Going immediately from "hey null fish ding" to "it popped out", my brain just immediately went "no Phil, that was the other card game"

    • @arcade3198
      @arcade3198 29 днів тому +5

      help i don't get it

    • @ax.olotls
      @ax.olotls 29 днів тому +46

      @@arcade3198 I forget what it was called, but the game where they pulled the prompt that was like "help, my anus prolapsed at the office Christmas party"

  • @Jeevesie1988
    @Jeevesie1988 29 днів тому +909

    Phil: I can curse now.
    Dan: Challenge accepted.

  • @det395
    @det395 29 днів тому +442

    2 minutes in and we're getting the puppies out and them spitting into each other's mouths thanks boys

  • @courtneycuellar3536
    @courtneycuellar3536 29 днів тому +346

    8:14 “hello sir, wonderful cheeks” is crazy

    • @arthurteddy91
      @arthurteddy91 29 днів тому +10

      I had to watch that part like five times because I kept cracking up so bad I was missing the next parts 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MKGremlin
      @MKGremlin 24 дні тому +1

      ah yis. How British of them

  • @Challa1701
    @Challa1701 29 днів тому +117

    Fully convinced at this point that phil is an alien and dan is his government mandated keeper

  • @reharm_reality
    @reharm_reality 29 днів тому +92

    The best part of these videos is how when Phil realizes what he's saying he just giggles and then Dan over here fucking screams

    • @shiroi201
      @shiroi201 29 днів тому +2

      It's dan so that seems very on brand😂

  • @jeanz638
    @jeanz638 29 днів тому +340

    Phil saying Chappel Roan as his second musical artist made me so happy

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 29 днів тому +8

      Right?

    • @QuicklyLiquid
      @QuicklyLiquid 28 днів тому +1

      feels kind of forbidden too, like who told him????

    • @QuicklyLiquid
      @QuicklyLiquid 24 дні тому

      @@AnS-ov6nf yes truuuee i honestly wouldnt be surprised if chappell knew about them

  • @clarissarojas7959
    @clarissarojas7959 29 днів тому +200

    Phil showing feet for free brother you gotta be charging for that!!

    • @jbaby362
      @jbaby362 27 днів тому +3

      Right? He'd be able to afford new socks if he did

  • @skydreamerlily
    @skydreamerlily 29 днів тому +194

    I had to rewind phil whispering 'fog meat tad tea' so many times, i cannot bREATHE, this is gold

  • @AllsCalm
    @AllsCalm 29 днів тому +72

    Nothing like a Dan and Phil video to cure me from my monthly punishment for being born with a uterus

  • @daisyyellow8782
    @daisyyellow8782 29 днів тому +71

    the raw PANIC at "is he a child" LMFAOO

  • @dotdotdot...176
    @dotdotdot...176 29 днів тому +151

    Phil saying "fog meat tad tea" with such seriousness and seemingly without instantly realising what it sounds like is just... trauma

  • @mylifeismylaptop8529
    @mylifeismylaptop8529 29 днів тому +613

    I’m sorry “hey null fish ding” wasn’t in the NSFW pack?!

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 29 днів тому +63

      There was a NSFW section of the original too I think

    • @farkenshnoff4521
      @farkenshnoff4521 29 днів тому +43

      The original had a kinky section, which that card was in. They're playing with an expansion pack here

  • @galbash
    @galbash 29 днів тому +111

    the way dan made phil look straight into the camera and say the worst cards

  • @TheNerdyArcher
    @TheNerdyArcher 29 днів тому +90

    Once again we see Dan and Phil take on the challenge: speedrun demonetisation.

  • @seashelfiction
    @seashelfiction 29 днів тому +150

    Dan: be as sincere as possible
    Also Dan: immediately regrets his decisions 13:38

  • @jen379
    @jen379 29 днів тому +81

    dan not beating the stoner allegations with the "pass the joint" card LOL

  • @hxpe626
    @hxpe626 29 днів тому +157

    close enough welcome back aziraphale and crowley

    • @Fnafiac
      @Fnafiac 29 днів тому +2

      Yeah, close enough 😂

    • @sweetxcyanide
      @sweetxcyanide 29 днів тому +12

      season 3 is WILD

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda 21 день тому +1

      They're finally talking

  • @DrewBernstein
    @DrewBernstein 29 днів тому +140

    I've already gotten so used to the phlonde when they flashed back to the last time they played and he had dark hair I was so shell-shocked 😭

    • @beckchapman7237
      @beckchapman7237 29 днів тому +6

      NO LITERALLY especially cuz it’s brunette Phil not even black hair dye Phil

  • @donnyvan6829
    @donnyvan6829 29 днів тому +76

    “Do you wanna get on my maggot train” should be on the list of things to never say again

  • @pascuimiau
    @pascuimiau 29 днів тому +67

    lmao i thought the incognito mode question was a segue into a nordvpn ad

    • @CheshirelySmiles
      @CheshirelySmiles 27 днів тому +2

      omg same also its control (windows) / command (mac) + shift + N

  • @OriharaKaoru
    @OriharaKaoru 29 днів тому +49

    "they're touching" has leveled up

  • @londonm3161
    @londonm3161 29 днів тому +58

    phil please you cannot just say "oops something just popped out!" and take multiple seconds to follow up with "wardrobe malfunction! 🤪" I have HEART PROBLEMS

  • @ainazaghdam8622
    @ainazaghdam8622 29 днів тому +55

    "idk I've never used it. I'm good christian boy" yes you are sister

  • @diamondust2054
    @diamondust2054 29 днів тому +65

    "wed as poo see" is genuinely the #1 funniest moment on this channel

  • @vaishnavisingh247
    @vaishnavisingh247 29 днів тому +93

    THE MOTH SHIRT IN 2024 OMG

  • @lalalsm
    @lalalsm 29 днів тому +255

    Seeing them say “f@ck me daddy” and “you’ve been a bad boy” after the priest!phil and nun!dan fanfics is something else

  • @fruitylittleman8025
    @fruitylittleman8025 29 днів тому +21

    13:37 dan's visceral reaction to phil saying "fog meat tad tea" is either one of absolute horror or one of trying to hold back the loudest scream-laugh

  • @aevaggg
    @aevaggg 29 днів тому +49

    2 minutes in the word jigglypuss has been uttered and phil spat in dan's mouth we are so back

  • @thqy_
    @thqy_ 29 днів тому +53

    i love how phil reads all his cards with such enthusiasm, he doesn't care for the meaning😭

  • @vaingloriouscadenza1098
    @vaingloriouscadenza1098 29 днів тому +238

    The seal is staring at me

  • @rosesraeken
    @rosesraeken 29 днів тому +63

    "wed as poo see" im fucking crying at dans reaction 😭😭

  • @a_platypus
    @a_platypus 29 днів тому +57

    13:38 THE LOOK IN DAN'S EYES

  • @syd943
    @syd943 29 днів тому +79

    incohearent was easily my most rewatched post-hiatus dnpg video im so happy right now

  • @AlinaProbably
    @AlinaProbably 29 днів тому +99

    Phil has no business looking this good in the thumbnail like wtf

  • @SmoshBaby2468
    @SmoshBaby2468 29 днів тому +36

    I'm not bess, but my dog, who is sat with me while I watch, is indeed, called bess

  • @elicook3848
    @elicook3848 29 днів тому +12

    "Something just popped out" made me physically recoil I cannot tell you how much dread filled me

  • @aishazayed997
    @aishazayed997 29 днів тому +207

    love phils color scheme of black and orange totally doesn't remind you of another inappropriate site no siree

  • @niamh1408
    @niamh1408 29 днів тому +600

    i’m literally in a&e thanks dnp

    • @hanna_maria
      @hanna_maria 29 днів тому +13

      Dang are you ok?

    • @wowie_206
      @wowie_206 29 днів тому +13

      Hope you’re ok!

    • @553zz
      @553zz 29 днів тому +9

      hope youre all good omg

    • @wormyworm
      @wormyworm 29 днів тому +82

      i love how the phrasing implies that dip and pip got you sent there (sending all my well wishes tho :3)

    • @hanna_maria
      @hanna_maria 29 днів тому +2

      @@wowie_206 memento moriii

  • @lalalsm
    @lalalsm 29 днів тому +72

    love how the dan vs phil announcement is just phil making explosion noises with no contexto whatsoever

  • @starlight444
    @starlight444 29 днів тому +21

    This made me SCREAM with laughter holy shit pleeease play this ten more times

  • @eelale
    @eelale 29 днів тому +447

    okay love it love this love you two WHERE IS IT TAKES TWO #2

  • @L0c4l_k1llj0y
    @L0c4l_k1llj0y 29 днів тому +162

    I've raised from the dead. THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING, THE SUN IS SHINING THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE

  • @jijinae7396
    @jijinae7396 29 днів тому +6

    Every single molecule of oxygen left my lungs, and tears were in my eyes when Dan said, "sog might hit tease" followed by his WAIL of horror 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sophieargentov
    @sophieargentov 29 днів тому +29

    i love that dan's end card thingy is just 'danisnot'

  • @hail_404
    @hail_404 29 днів тому +99

    “oh my god they kissed!” do not
    mock us rn

  • @kiraisamess
    @kiraisamess 29 днів тому +37

    seeing dan back in the moth shirt healed something in me

  • @Madison-iu9gc
    @Madison-iu9gc 28 днів тому +11

    Absolutely cracked up at Phil being so ready to expose Dan with the incognito mode comment only for that maneuver to completely backfire. Never change, please lol

  • @slightlyusedpan
    @slightlyusedpan 29 днів тому +24

    The vibes are rare in this one fellas

  • @sydneympratt
    @sydneympratt 29 днів тому +33

    my grandmother passed away earlier this morning & i just have to say thank you to the both of you for making me laugh & smile during this difficult time ❤

    • @sarty
      @sarty 29 днів тому +6

      I'm so sorry :( 💔

    • @steelheartii6525
      @steelheartii6525 29 днів тому +5

      Condolences! The phandom is always there for u

    • @sydneympratt
      @sydneympratt 29 днів тому +1

      @@steelheartii6525 thank you so much

    • @jessirving7386
      @jessirving7386 29 днів тому +2

      Sending so much love ❤

  • @gigibeah524
    @gigibeah524 29 днів тому +26

    I’m in love with this era of dip and pip

  • @space-raider-system5828
    @space-raider-system5828 29 днів тому +30

    The last one had me needing my inhaler, no joke, the wheeze was intense

  • @det395
    @det395 29 днів тому +24

    you guys should make or ask the internet for dan and phil related incohearant prompts please just imagine the lore

  • @melanieconway3437
    @melanieconway3437 29 днів тому +14

    12:49 Phil, English major, forgetting words since forever

  • @arawnscott4255
    @arawnscott4255 29 днів тому +105

    Me when I'm on time for a Dan and Phil games upload??? For the first time ever in like 8 years???

    • @MonjoOfficial
      @MonjoOfficial 29 днів тому +3

      Literally just was thinking that

  • @pamerobles4973
    @pamerobles4973 29 днів тому +14

    Seeing you guys laugh so wholeheartedly just adds years to my life and heals my heart. Happiness is just beautiful on you two and I am very happy I get to witness it❤

  • @kristinawithem9016
    @kristinawithem9016 29 днів тому +19

    i love that phil needs to go full northern to get the cards right

  • @ashjae.
    @ashjae. 29 днів тому +45

    blond phil with hat>>>

  • @TamyM
    @TamyM 29 днів тому +7

    Phil's little "thank you for the little hint" at 13:00 is PRECIOUS

  • @Mi-be1os
    @Mi-be1os 29 днів тому +37

    Dan's face at 4:59 will forever haunt my nightmares wtf😭😭

  • @Thiscoldice
    @Thiscoldice 29 днів тому +6

    the delivery of „wed as poo see“ had me cry laughing so hard thank you for you for playing this again

  • @t_cmusic
    @t_cmusic 29 днів тому +34

    1:19 I was scared for my life phil, why would you say it like that?! 💀 💀 💀

  • @arthurteddy91
    @arthurteddy91 29 днів тому +12

    11:57 Okay there are many hilarious moments in this video but the way Dan says it right before he figures it out SLAYS ME 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Filbie
      @Filbie 28 днів тому +2

      I was DYING at this part! I am so surprised that yours is the only comment I’ve seen with the timestamp!

    • @arthurteddy91
      @arthurteddy91 28 днів тому +1

      @@Filbie Same, I actually went looking to see if anyone else had made one and I didn't find one!!

  • @axelus3720
    @axelus3720 29 днів тому +11

    phil is eating so hard w that cap

  • @beccad2108
    @beccad2108 29 днів тому +15

    These videos actually give me life. I love how they were a big part of my early teens and now we get to enjoy their antics once again.

  • @averytischer2144
    @averytischer2144 29 днів тому +90

    AH HELL YEAH MORE CARD GAMES

  • @jen379
    @jen379 29 днів тому +14

    phil starting the video by bussing it out was absolutely crazy

  • @lilithali8582
    @lilithali8582 29 днів тому +8

    "something just popped out"
    " A hand?"
    Heynullfishding on Dan's mind

  • @marinjacobs
    @marinjacobs 29 днів тому +19

    “omg the kissed”
    thanks for calling us all out there phil

  • @nostalgiaprincess
    @nostalgiaprincess 29 днів тому +25

    13:52 it took me this long to realize daniel’s wearing the iconic moth shirt! 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @drawingkupfer6967
    @drawingkupfer6967 29 днів тому +6

    I have never felt as ace as during this video.

  • @rayanne7625
    @rayanne7625 29 днів тому +9

    lmao i said out loud "my dan and phil senses are tingling" guess this is what i get for being here nearly a decade

  • @silas-whatever
    @silas-whatever 29 днів тому +10

    11:37 Phil immediately saying what was on the card and Dan laughing at him made me cackle