Do NOT make me say this! Dan And Phil play Incohearent ..again
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- Опубліковано 22 чер 2024
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the genuine fear that filled me after phil said "something just popped out" and proceeded to say he had a wardrobe malfunction
and the way he backed up from the camera i was ready to shield my eyes 💀
And then lift his leg!
RIGHT AFTER THE ANAL FISTING CARD TOO
AND THEN HE BACKED UP?? LMAO EXCUSE ME 💀
Heart DROPPED
Phil: "Oh they kissed"
The fucking ways they troll us these days has me rolling
they legit make fun of me at 13
I clapped laughing like a boomer in a stand up comedy show, they´re laughing at us and I´m into it tbf
they’re too aware of twitter discourse💀
legit would've sent us into cardiac arrest
timestamp please, I think I missed that 😔
I was crying when Phil kept repeating in a slight smoldering voice "fog meat tad tea" 😭😭
I just about died!!
it was way too funny, I cried too
Dan's face through the whole thing killed me
i verbally went NO- at the first attempt 😭
@@jaspermoore1305see I just yelled PHILIP-
dan's scream of horror after he realised it was "suck my t*ties" was EVERYTHING 😭😭😭
phil taking advantage of how good the blonde looks with dark clothes we love to see it
Yesss that's what I was thinking!
Starting this video with Phil’s toes and “you just spat in my mouth” is bonkers
"ohmygod they kissed" is insane actually
@depressed.lemonade they literally want to hurt us /j
Just another day in the Phandom nothing to see here
I know right they could have edited it out 😭
@@Magnus833no they said it to call us out and shame us 😂
LMAO the way Dan was so unprepared for Phill to read 'fog meat tad tea' so breathily
and, honestly, neither was I
I nearly fell over laughing
It was brilliantly chaotic 😂
gay panic
Dan absolutely looked like he was gonna lose his shit
The fact that “free wifi” wasn’t a nord spon segue is a travesty
Im still half expecting the phangenda reveal to be one big nordvpn ad
I was literally waiting for the nord spon like well damn didn’t know they could do two in one vid
"oh my god they kissed" they actually need to be stopped oh my fucking god 💀
THIS i choked on my water 💀😂
No. LET THE CHAOS RAIN!!!!
And then Dan hitting himself with the wine glass lmao
they had to treat us with incohearent after the sims disaster
that was the best apology video i’ve ever seen
That explains all of their behavior in this video
You guys haven't seen thier tumblr apology video then? 😄
@@nerl7473 the one they just did?
I never forgive or forget
dans confidence with the wed as poo see card has me sobbing
LITERALLY HAHAHAHA
im still laughing ahahaha
The realization 😭😭
SAME IM CRYING
he said it with so much conviction 🤣
Dan: 😐wed as poo see 😐
Phil: 👹fog meat tad tea 👹
"You just said "puppy" and spat in my mouth." - Daniel Howell, 2024
I was looking for this comment lmao
probably not the first time 😒
@@teenylittlecat😨
@@teenylittlecat PHONE ON THE COUNTER RN !
@@teenylittlecatDelet this
In Phil’s defense the only time I’ve ever heard the phrase “erotic experience” was from the grandma in Titanic
13:03 the straight, deadpan “wed as poo see” absolutely KILLED me
It’s like asking Siri “What does Cardi B’s WAP stand for?” XD
He just delivered it without a second thought 🤣
The epic highs (chappell roan mention) and lows (literally the entire rest of this video) of high school football (watching dan and phil in 2024)
Hello Archie Andrews
the “hey null fish ding” card as the reward would make me not want to win
Theory that Phil definitely lost on purpose because he didn’t want it on his side
“OMG THEY KISSED” PLEASE you are going to hell phil lester the comedian
"wed as poo see" and "fog meat tad tea" back to back was diabolical
the last 2 minutes of this are perfection ... I skipped back to minute 13 so many times when I first watched this, and came back today to skip forward to it
phil just randomly, aggressively saying "Bitch" is the change we deserve to see in dnpg chapter 2
Lads WHAT IS THE PHAGENDA
My theory is a podcast (probably with other tie-in community stuff too). :o
Pretty sure it’s a tour
@E03H That'd be neat, and I'll be glad if so. Whatever it is I'm sure it'll be wild. 😁
@@Jeevesie1988 The email you get after you sign up to the "phangenda" is from the danandphiltour email address. Draw your own conclusions... ;P
IF ITS ANOTHER TOUR I WILL CRY
we need to buy incohearent and download dragon city so phil can afford new socks
Phil may have lost the Dan vs. Phil, but I think we all lost something today
Bess, "Yay my heroes uploaded! Finally a way to escape my life where no one likes me!"
Dan, "F off Bess!"
Bess: D:
You're the bess 🥳
As some one actually named Bess, watching this stoned was insane.
always nice to watch two guys fight over which of them gets to receive the hey null fish ding
"You wanna recieeeeeve?"
you didn’t have to say this
as much as i hate unskippable ads on vids, i do love to see that this has not yet been de monetised 💀💀
As a lesbian, I can confirm that Dan's delivery on that card made me feel things I never want to feel again xx
Going immediately from "hey null fish ding" to "it popped out", my brain just immediately went "no Phil, that was the other card game"
help i don't get it
@@arcade3198 I forget what it was called, but the game where they pulled the prompt that was like "help, my anus prolapsed at the office Christmas party"
Phil: I can curse now.
Dan: Challenge accepted.
2 minutes in and we're getting the puppies out and them spitting into each other's mouths thanks boys
8:14 “hello sir, wonderful cheeks” is crazy
I had to watch that part like five times because I kept cracking up so bad I was missing the next parts 🤣🤣🤣
ah yis. How British of them
Fully convinced at this point that phil is an alien and dan is his government mandated keeper
The best part of these videos is how when Phil realizes what he's saying he just giggles and then Dan over here fucking screams
It's dan so that seems very on brand😂
Phil saying Chappel Roan as his second musical artist made me so happy
Right?
feels kind of forbidden too, like who told him????
@@AnS-ov6nf yes truuuee i honestly wouldnt be surprised if chappell knew about them
Phil showing feet for free brother you gotta be charging for that!!
Right? He'd be able to afford new socks if he did
I had to rewind phil whispering 'fog meat tad tea' so many times, i cannot bREATHE, this is gold
Nothing like a Dan and Phil video to cure me from my monthly punishment for being born with a uterus
OMG twinning!
twinning !!!
my condolences, fellow uterus haver😔
F
the raw PANIC at "is he a child" LMFAOO
Phil saying "fog meat tad tea" with such seriousness and seemingly without instantly realising what it sounds like is just... trauma
I’m sorry “hey null fish ding” wasn’t in the NSFW pack?!
There was a NSFW section of the original too I think
The original had a kinky section, which that card was in. They're playing with an expansion pack here
the way dan made phil look straight into the camera and say the worst cards
Once again we see Dan and Phil take on the challenge: speedrun demonetisation.
Dan: be as sincere as possible
Also Dan: immediately regrets his decisions 13:38
The horror in those eyes 😂😂😂
dan not beating the stoner allegations with the "pass the joint" card LOL
close enough welcome back aziraphale and crowley
Yeah, close enough 😂
season 3 is WILD
They're finally talking
I've already gotten so used to the phlonde when they flashed back to the last time they played and he had dark hair I was so shell-shocked 😭
NO LITERALLY especially cuz it’s brunette Phil not even black hair dye Phil
“Do you wanna get on my maggot train” should be on the list of things to never say again
Preach XD
lmao i thought the incognito mode question was a segue into a nordvpn ad
omg same also its control (windows) / command (mac) + shift + N
"they're touching" has leveled up
phil please you cannot just say "oops something just popped out!" and take multiple seconds to follow up with "wardrobe malfunction! 🤪" I have HEART PROBLEMS
"idk I've never used it. I'm good christian boy" yes you are sister
"wed as poo see" is genuinely the #1 funniest moment on this channel
THE MOTH SHIRT IN 2024 OMG
Seeing them say “f@ck me daddy” and “you’ve been a bad boy” after the priest!phil and nun!dan fanfics is something else
The what?!
@@charadreamuur7229girl get on ao3!!!
the what 🤨🤨(😳😳)
Sir, W H A T
I found the fics and you were right 😬
13:37 dan's visceral reaction to phil saying "fog meat tad tea" is either one of absolute horror or one of trying to hold back the loudest scream-laugh
2 minutes in the word jigglypuss has been uttered and phil spat in dan's mouth we are so back
i love how phil reads all his cards with such enthusiasm, he doesn't care for the meaning😭
The seal is staring at me
"wed as poo see" im fucking crying at dans reaction 😭😭
13:38 THE LOOK IN DAN'S EYES
incohearent was easily my most rewatched post-hiatus dnpg video im so happy right now
Sameee
You and me both
Phil has no business looking this good in the thumbnail like wtf
I'm not bess, but my dog, who is sat with me while I watch, is indeed, called bess
"Something just popped out" made me physically recoil I cannot tell you how much dread filled me
love phils color scheme of black and orange totally doesn't remind you of another inappropriate site no siree
i’m literally in a&e thanks dnp
Dang are you ok?
Hope you’re ok!
hope youre all good omg
i love how the phrasing implies that dip and pip got you sent there (sending all my well wishes tho :3)
@@wowie_206 memento moriii
love how the dan vs phil announcement is just phil making explosion noises with no contexto whatsoever
This made me SCREAM with laughter holy shit pleeease play this ten more times
okay love it love this love you two WHERE IS IT TAKES TWO #2
PLEASE IM ON MY KNEE KNUCKLES BEGGING
Like I miss the hour long videos 😭
i want more trombone champ
PLSSSSS 😭
I've raised from the dead. THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING, THE SUN IS SHINING THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE
Every single molecule of oxygen left my lungs, and tears were in my eyes when Dan said, "sog might hit tease" followed by his WAIL of horror 🤣🤣🤣
i love that dan's end card thingy is just 'danisnot'
“oh my god they kissed!” do not
mock us rn
seeing dan back in the moth shirt healed something in me
Absolutely cracked up at Phil being so ready to expose Dan with the incognito mode comment only for that maneuver to completely backfire. Never change, please lol
The vibes are rare in this one fellas
my grandmother passed away earlier this morning & i just have to say thank you to the both of you for making me laugh & smile during this difficult time ❤
I'm so sorry :( 💔
Condolences! The phandom is always there for u
@@steelheartii6525 thank you so much
Sending so much love ❤
I’m in love with this era of dip and pip
The last one had me needing my inhaler, no joke, the wheeze was intense
you guys should make or ask the internet for dan and phil related incohearant prompts please just imagine the lore
YESSSS this would be so funny omg
12:49 Phil, English major, forgetting words since forever
Me when I'm on time for a Dan and Phil games upload??? For the first time ever in like 8 years???
Literally just was thinking that
Seeing you guys laugh so wholeheartedly just adds years to my life and heals my heart. Happiness is just beautiful on you two and I am very happy I get to witness it❤
i love that phil needs to go full northern to get the cards right
blond phil with hat>>>
Phil's little "thank you for the little hint" at 13:00 is PRECIOUS
Dan's face at 4:59 will forever haunt my nightmares wtf😭😭
the delivery of „wed as poo see“ had me cry laughing so hard thank you for you for playing this again
1:19 I was scared for my life phil, why would you say it like that?! 💀 💀 💀
11:57 Okay there are many hilarious moments in this video but the way Dan says it right before he figures it out SLAYS ME 🤣🤣🤣
I was DYING at this part! I am so surprised that yours is the only comment I’ve seen with the timestamp!
@@Filbie Same, I actually went looking to see if anyone else had made one and I didn't find one!!
phil is eating so hard w that cap
These videos actually give me life. I love how they were a big part of my early teens and now we get to enjoy their antics once again.
AH HELL YEAH MORE CARD GAMES
phil starting the video by bussing it out was absolutely crazy
"something just popped out"
" A hand?"
Heynullfishding on Dan's mind
“omg the kissed”
thanks for calling us all out there phil
13:52 it took me this long to realize daniel’s wearing the iconic moth shirt! 🤦🏻♀️
I have never felt as ace as during this video.
lmao i said out loud "my dan and phil senses are tingling" guess this is what i get for being here nearly a decade
11:37 Phil immediately saying what was on the card and Dan laughing at him made me cackle