Northcliffe Fisher daily routine grindset -Wake up at 6am. -Sprint across town to the bench outside my job at the local supermarket for an hour and 30 minutes. -Quick 20 minute powernap on the bench. Gotta stay juiced. -Work from 8 till 16. -Sprint home across town. -Sleep for 14 hours. Gotta keep your pores healthy. -Repeat. Truly, an inspiration to us all.
not a psychiatrist but this guy whose grandma died and now he stands at a register then sleeps 14 hrs in his car bc he lives in an empty cube seems insanely depressed
I really like the dynamic driver bits from NL especially when the npcs simulate your average city drivers and cut him off and steal his spaces or just honk by like real asses.
My man can calculate every permutation of emoji animals leaping at each other but freezes like a deer in headlights when prompted to hire a cashier before taking business lessons.
NL at his best, playing a new game that requires at least some minimal amount of focus on the game mechanics so that 51% of the chatter is game related comedy and only 49% are peleton stories and getting angry at oneguy's in chat.
True, for watching, but his Mario maker series has been slapping cause it’s 100% banter, perfect to put on in the background. But 100% game commentary def isn’t fun, like SAP. If he banters the game pauses
“Mr. Luca? He came back today. Yeah, the homeless guy. Or at least I think he’s homeless. I saw him sleeping in his car last night. Then while I was driving home I saw him running through traffic screaming that he’s dying. All he ever eats is salads and he does it with his bare hands standing over the trash can. Sir, I’m scared; please call back.”
@@bduddy55555 it’s like Shedinja. “It is believed that this POKéMON will steal the spirit of anyone peering into its hollow body from its back”. Just forbidden
UA-cam audience, VOD enjoyers: Please give this video a like and watch the whole thing. It is so pog-rich, we gotta show NL that it's gonna do numbers.
Forcing a behaviour to play into the system is fucking insane and bluepilled. Let's tell the algorithm what we want gang! Do your part! Fucking psycho thing to do as a real life human being
Alternate title: Psycho driver terrorizes New York, makes illegal U-Turns and swerves into incoming traffic, blames everyone else. Says his uncle told him to do it.
Yooo, any semblances of King of Retail is a welcome sight! Even though the game looked like ass, it's a testament to this man's entertainment abilities that it was one of my favorite games to watch on the stream
They should add the possibility of your shit getting broken into or robbed. Like mini games where you try give the robber the least amount of money lol
The most unreasonable part of this game is the idea that NYC doesn't bend over local business with their taxes and restrictions. Much easier be an entrepreneur in East Canada, like in Mon Bazou.
My body is a machine that turns unwatched northernlion videos into watched northernlion videos
Looks more like it wears a fursuit.
@@ryanclemons1 I wish
@@NivetFox Same Here bro :(
My work days go by so fast watching NL vods
@@Jcornman24 where do you work that allows consumption of NL vods?
Northcliffe Fisher daily routine grindset
-Wake up at 6am.
-Sprint across town to the bench outside my job at the local supermarket for an hour and 30 minutes.
-Quick 20 minute powernap on the bench. Gotta stay juiced.
-Work from 8 till 16.
-Sprint home across town.
-Sleep for 14 hours. Gotta keep your pores healthy.
-Repeat.
Truly, an inspiration to us all.
The foodless days had me rolling
this comment just sent me over the edge
Truly the Ligma Grindset
@@AhNoWiC More like Smegma Grindset
not a psychiatrist but this guy whose grandma died and now he stands at a register then sleeps 14 hrs in his car bc he lives in an empty cube seems insanely depressed
It's like the bad ending of Stardew Valley
for some of us is called 'the dream' honey 💅 💅
@@georgecastaneda1779Yo, I should definitely do another SV playthrough. Thanks for the reminder, brother.
NL is the only guy who says "BALD" like he's taking the word back from bigots
I hope youre actually bald, thats OUR word
@@powfoot4946 you can use "follicly challenged" if you have hair.
it's been used against him like it's some sort of insult, let him reclaim it
jpegmafia did it first
@@dizzzzy6 Damn peggy!
“We are going to follow all traffic laws in this.”
*immediately rear ends another car
Sanest new york driver
"Your family buying you a fridge is not nepotism" lmao chat is insane
Lmao! This massive smooth brain thinks buying a fridge is nepotism, what a fucking tool.
That's not nepotism (?)
@@loggi7605 ???
@@jessh4016 ¿¿¿
I mean nepotism is using your family to advance in a company, no?
I can't believe it not only has voice acting, it has GOOD voice acting!
brother, you had me at “it’s king of retail”
I really like the dynamic driver bits from NL especially when the npcs simulate your average city drivers and cut him off and steal his spaces or just honk by like real asses.
Huh? NL is the psycho driver
My man can calculate every permutation of emoji animals leaping at each other but freezes like a deer in headlights when prompted to hire a cashier before taking business lessons.
Big fan of the Tom Brady clone he created as his character, what a follow up from the Midnight Suns Andrew Tate
Creates obviously mid 40s man. Title card: finally, my 18th birthday!
@@Pedun42 Ages in anime be like:
@@JD-wu5pfonly for guys though
@@Pedun42 " I'm just your average 90s anime protag highschooler bro"
When he said "... forever?!" like that, I felt it.
Random name: "I snooze"
Naming a character "ThornForg" for the ten thousandth time: "Pogging out of my gourd"
NL at his best, playing a new game that requires at least some minimal amount of focus on the game mechanics so that 51% of the chatter is game related comedy and only 49% are peleton stories and getting angry at oneguy's in chat.
The perfect balance, with a side of dumb game mechanics to laugh it.
True, for watching, but his Mario maker series has been slapping cause it’s 100% banter, perfect to put on in the background. But 100% game commentary def isn’t fun, like SAP. If he banters the game pauses
Yeah I've been playing this game and it's such natural Northernlion content
"K. Which version of David Byrne are you?" LOL
Handed business from uncle, hire min wagers to do all the work, collect the profits. This man is living the capitalist dream.
“Mr. Luca? He came back today. Yeah, the homeless guy. Or at least I think he’s homeless. I saw him sleeping in his car last night. Then while I was driving home I saw him running through traffic screaming that he’s dying. All he ever eats is salads and he does it with his bare hands standing over the trash can. Sir, I’m scared; please call back.”
Holy cow I hope this game turns into little series
Wake up babe, new Northcliffe Fisher video dropped
Just when I thought I was out, the elevator-pitch craftsmanship pulls me back in
This game would benefit massively from death stranding walking physics, I'd love to see him trip and his box of I♥️NY mugs shatter on the sidewalk
Wait, he's BALD?
Have you ever seen an egg with hair? Nobody wants a hairy omelette
"he" is an egg
Whhhhhaaaaat
Possibly just a bald cap and he’s in too deep to reveal that he kept the mullet
The headphones are his hair
No bald usually means the back of the head isn't modeled and you'd just have a huge gaping hole.
That's anatomically correct
@@EricVulgaris Have you ever seen the back of NL's head? Exactly
@@bduddy55555 it’s like Shedinja. “It is believed that this POKéMON will steal the spirit of anyone peering into its hollow body from its back”. Just forbidden
Northernlion occasionally puts out a gem like this... and you know I'm watchin it through.
Boy I wish I could 'timemachine to end of shift' irl
Boy I wish I could get a job with $25 wage
UA-cam audience, VOD enjoyers:
Please give this video a like and watch the whole thing. It is so pog-rich, we gotta show NL that it's gonna do numbers.
we know its pog rich, cuz its in the king of retail genre of gaming
The Library hit me with the 10 minute cut and I knew I had to see the whole thing.
I had no right to enjoy this as much as I did
Forcing a behaviour to play into the system is fucking insane and bluepilled. Let's tell the algorithm what we want gang! Do your part! Fucking psycho thing to do as a real life human being
Anything King Of Retail related gets an immediate supersonic click
I'm not sure if I could ever emotionally recover from Ryab flipping me off while driving.
Alternate title: Psycho driver terrorizes New York, makes illegal U-Turns and swerves into incoming traffic, blames everyone else. Says his uncle told him to do it.
I didn't think I would like this series until NL started role playing it. Now I'm invested.
This is insane content. NL at his best. Hoping this one sticks around.
This is essentially a "drive with NL around Vancouver Simulator while ranting about driving around Vancouver" +2
I've missed KoR content. Straight pogging rn frfr
This game is dangerously hilarious and he needs to play more of it.
NL: Wow look how walkable this city is
Also NL: Drives to and from literally the next block
his ass just discovered the labor theory of value
Finally! A wafer thin slice of variety
I loved the king of retail playthrough, hope he plays a lot of this.
Pog, just watched Kings of Retail all the way through yesterday
This better not be a goddamn clickbait title. King of Retail was pogged as hell. Can't wait to watch.
Whats the verdict?
An amazing feature of this game is you can export your revenue to REAL LIFE excel!!
This won me over. I'm buying the game tomorrow
But all traffic tickets become real too
Please father buy the burger instead of the $12 salad
I dont know if its cause im exhausted as hell but this is so funny
This would make such a good series man
Optimal content very excited to watch more of this
>get job
>work two shifts
>take out loan
>quit
Yooo, any semblances of King of Retail is a welcome sight! Even though the game looked like ass, it's a testament to this man's entertainment abilities that it was one of my favorite games to watch on the stream
"You're not a bike, get off the seawall!"
NEVER, sometimes I see jellyfish there. >:( It's great to hear NL talk about uniquely Vancouver stuff.
The driving in this game is one of the best I've ever seen
8:36 - Don't put a sign that says "Free." Instead, put a price on it like $10, $20, whatever, and it will increase the likelihood of being stolen :)
As someone who regularly parallel parks in a major city, people who park like NL should be tried and convicted as war criminals.
Did my man just name drop Steven Yeun without mentioning how damn small of a slice he took??
NL, you're a menace to the simulation. I love it.
As soon as I heard the Christian song come on the car radio I knew what this game was going to be.
This is an incredible insight to the eggs brain on the prowl in Vancouver
Oh the best NL videos, its giving that satisfaction game
Bros tank of gas lasting longer than the body kit, transmission breaks tires and windows 🤭
Northcliffe Fisher is the most perfectly real fake name I have ever heard or will ever hear. Sleep well during your 14 hours, sweet prince.
Streamed March 13 - 2022? This one was BREWING
I'm pegged already
This is the best nl content of all time
yesss i just finished the king of retail series so this is perfect
"A hot dog and a soda's like 15 minutes work" Like half an hour or more for most people, unfortunately
They should add the possibility of your shit getting broken into or robbed. Like mini games where you try give the robber the least amount of money lol
The head is glistening today my man
god this is great content, hope we see more of it
An hour long video of NL minding his own business
crazy how the funniest person i've ever heard is just a bald Canadian father who talks to himself
not even ten minutes in and this is gold
looking forward to seeing more of this game! 👀
The most unreasonable part of this game is the idea that NYC doesn't bend over local business with their taxes and restrictions. Much easier be an entrepreneur in East Canada, like in Mon Bazou.
If this isn't the most depressing game I don't know what is...lol
Love that the video has been classified as the game King of Retail
I could not have come up with a worse store name than 'Macklemore\Spendless' if I tried.
@Fundamentally Unorthodox Needs more backslashes
Best content so far
Finally, more NLretail
At this point, I don't think King of Retail is "safe in the SSD" anymore. That's fine, because now we have the sequel!
This video hits different after waking up at 5:33 am
Bro is already off one before he even hit the play button
Pegged to be here, boss.
My guy actually walked up, got a 25$ an hour job, and started complaining about it
I need more of this
SERIES PLEASE NL!!
wake up honeyyy, new king of retail 2 just dropped
This game+NL is already pogcrazy I want more!
NL being the worst parallel parker in existence somehow makes sense, not gonna lie.
hope he doesnt mess up the upload order like he did king of retail
Hope there will be more of this
I love this, please play more!
i was watching another bald youtuber and it reminded me of you and here i am ❤
That egg is extra shiny today
Missed opportunity to name him Kurtis Blow
That’s where you’re wrong. You don’t put a free sign on junk. You put a price on it. It’ll be gone before you get back inside.
@20:15 Correct me if I am wrong. But wouldn't the loan the next day be almost $18,000. It says a daily interest of 20% so 15,000 * 1.2.
It's 20% per year so a bit over $8 per day, which the game rounds up to $9 I guess
“Eating uncooked food is like not pre-heating the oven” ~The egg
Almost failed second step of the tutorial 😂
Macklemore, really wasn't bad. Neon cathedral was a banger
Who is this imposter? No Thornforg? No insane legs???
This game is hilarious. i need more
Just an awesome Game!
Im sobbing at NL saying "hotdog :)"
Huge King of Retail vibes