He was trying to get her needs and happiness max. The success rate was the chance of her needs/happiness to actually go up. At least that's what I think anyways, I could be wrong
I’m gonna refill your patience, I’m gonna increase the success rate, I’m gonna improve the impact, I’m gonna improve the patience, we’re gonna improve the patience and the success rate, I’m gonna improve the success rate...
When NL started typing "Phones and.." I immediately thought of "Phones & Scones". Then he came back to it 30 seconds later and used it and I was overpogged with Pog.
The salary negotiations had me rolling. NL: What about number? Employee: Hmm, not bad, but what about a little more. NL: Counterproposal, what about a lot less? Game: Negotiation failed. NL: I disagree, negotiation succeeded...
from like 10 minutes the entire hiring bit up until telling janine to go home just to get out of his sight is actually like the funniest 10 mintues of content of all time, I legit keep coming back to it over and over
A small corner refrigerator filled only with apples, next to a small shelf of warm beers, arranged to be sold bottle by bottle, as well as a three-foot shelf holding two $2000 off-brand european gameboy emulators. Now this is a store.
Man, I don't know why, but the tablets just selling like hotcakes really made this enjoyable. I think Apple is missing out by not selling fruits in their electronic stores.
What a great way to get people to stay in your store longer. Hungry? Why leave the store for the food court when you could just eat a deliciously chilled apple while you browse for a new phone?
Just wanted to say you're one of my favorite content creators on YT, keep up the good work and please keep finding and playing as many weird rouge-likes rouge-lites as you can
Grocery and Cellphone store except he didn't select the grocery category and only foods and beverages. Maybe that's like a convenience and cellphone store?
NL's character closing the store while NL was closing a deal is like the meme of the guy pointing a gun at the back of his own head
that shit had me legit crying
dunka dunka
I guess he took that "Always Be Closing" advice a bit too literally
Problem: Out of grocery store anecdotes
Solution: Open a grocery store
modern problems require modern solutions
A+ tier comment
I died laughing when it was already 100% chance of success like seven times and then the store closed and she walked away.
He was trying to get her needs and happiness max. The success rate was the chance of her needs/happiness to actually go up. At least that's what I think anyways, I could be wrong
That was sitcom levels of comedic setup.
“Boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, that’s why I aimlessly wandering on company time”
my motto
also instead of a dime, im raking in more that $210,000 to walk around
@@Neif181 you gotta think about it on real world terms though. She isn't even earning two apples an hour. Barely scraping by on that wage.
The fact that the apples are refridgerated and the beer is not is just pure gold.
8:30
Capitolism baby
This series is killing me, it's like a sitcom of retail management. "I don't care if I'm still paying her I just want her out of my sight"
The store closing during the perfect sale was unbelievable comedic timing
Step 1. Include scones in store name.
Step 2. Don't sell scones.
Step 3. Profit regardless.
22:52 this will absolutely be a highlight for the ages lol
I’m gonna refill your patience, I’m gonna increase the success rate, I’m gonna improve the impact, I’m gonna improve the patience, we’re gonna improve the patience and the success rate, I’m gonna improve the success rate...
@@Thrownblock CLOSED
When NL started typing "Phones and.." I immediately thought of "Phones & Scones". Then he came back to it 30 seconds later and used it and I was overpogged with Pog.
Incredible streamer makes his own grocery store so he could talk about it on his isaac videos.
The salary negotiations had me rolling.
NL: What about number?
Employee: Hmm, not bad, but what about a little more.
NL: Counterproposal, what about a lot less?
Game: Negotiation failed.
NL: I disagree, negotiation succeeded...
from like 10 minutes the entire hiring bit up until telling janine to go home just to get out of his sight is actually like the funniest 10 mintues of content of all time, I legit keep coming back to it over and over
NL offering 1/hr in a universe where the dollar value is so shite that 100/hr is minimum wage is top kek.
"you just got to exist, its not that complicated" Directions unclear, got glued to the ceiling fan
A small corner refrigerator filled only with apples, next to a small shelf of warm beers, arranged to be sold bottle by bottle, as well as a three-foot shelf holding two $2000 off-brand european gameboy emulators.
Now this is a store.
Man, I don't know why, but the tablets just selling like hotcakes really made this enjoyable. I think Apple is missing out by not selling fruits in their electronic stores.
they’ve even already got the name for it, no excuses really
What a great way to get people to stay in your store longer. Hungry? Why leave the store for the food court when you could just eat a deliciously chilled apple while you browse for a new phone?
The customer leaving because the store closed had me ROLLING
Just wanted to say you're one of my favorite content creators on YT, keep up the good work and please keep finding and playing as many weird rouge-likes rouge-lites as you can
When the store closed as soon as Ryan was about to finish the sale, the epitome of comedic timing right there. Loving the game 😂
24:00 laughed out loud when after furious sales pitch to a customer the store closes literally 0.3 seconds before NL closing the deal
The second guy at the interview was probably one of those that go like "But at my own gas station I made more money per hour"
He really missed the opportunity to call it "Apple n' Apples". 😭
Loving this series I hope it stays around for a while. Also I think she wasn't stealing, it was bad change given to the customer.
If it was *anyone* else, I wouldn't be here watching.
The most unrealistic part of this game was people DEMANDING to work for 40+ bucks an hour in a dingy little 3 room store with 4 commodities. XD
NL continues to be my favourite youtuber, even after years he manages to keep his content fresh and entertaining.
Keep up the amazing work, egg
The sheer amount of pog on this channel lately is copacetic to the highest degree. Keep it up, Robotnik.
I like that the apples were refrigerated while the beer was just on a shelf.
40:40 was amazing.
I think I could watch him yell orders at Janine for 100 hours
If only!
Not sure why but i fucking love his banter much more than usual in this game
Can't wait for him to make a store that sells only deli meats
The store closes on the first day someone asks for two different deli meats
Love the insane interface for adding stuff to the shelves
I physically can't stop consuming store manager type content.
Thanks for the fix, nl
starting off wage negotiations with a proposed ninety four cents an hour had me absolutely ruined
Commenting to feed the algorithm because this is my favorite series.
I cant stop belly laughing at this shit. I had no idea
In Australia, our two biggest supermarkets literally only sell food and phones at the front counter...
He's a marketing genius!
40:38 I laughed so much watching this live and it's still a hilarious moment.
Legitimately one of the best games NL has played, I long for more.
My name is Janine so hearing NL say my name and stuff made me shed a tear
This was super fun, can't wait to see how everything goes!!
Holy crap the closed sale! The comedic timing of this man is unreal! XD
Edit: 35:00 Blessed babby cameo.
that salary negotiation was hilarious
This game is strangely compelling.
The man can't miss with content
Nonstop fantastic content for the past decade. Thanks again for keeping me entertained NL :)
This series better continue. That first negotiation had me dying
That store close oml
"Jeanine you're letting all the hot air out"
Yeah Jeanine, NL's going to deflate
all my homies love northern lion
"Meat and Tweet" had me in tears... that was genius :D
Wish I saw what chat said about "Meat n Tweet" lol
After this episode it’s only a matter of time before NL can start to sell his own franchises
I'd demand $100 an hour if someone tried to hire me for less than a $1 per hour tbh
I woke up the house from laughter at the "CLOSED" bit
NL: "We need bananas, we need beers, we need Ipads."
Me, aspiring to own my buisness:"Hmm yes i see" *take notes*
I lost my shit laughing when he was negotiating the salaries of the first guy. Holy shit XD
Crying real tears 😭😂 24:34
New fav NL series this is hilarious
Watching this induced in me phobia of ever working in retail.
This is the best game of 2021 so far hands down
Man literally said
Trade Offer
I get: Your hard labor and valuable time
You get: a penny.
This was a hilarious vid. This game is absurd and streamer is very funny
Loving your videos NL!
this series is pogged out of its mind
Oh my god that salary negotiation was priceless
6:45 "Put that on your -TikTok- LinkedIn!"
I NEED MORE of this game
shoulda called it the apple store
edit: watching the episode it does seem he was aware. I am a victim of my own hubris.
Confirmed replacing Issac. I knew it.
Beers, Bananas, and Tablets is a genius idea for a store.
Meat n Tweet is the funniest thing ive heard all month holy moly
Could have been “eat, drink, and call Mary”
i dont know why but every single off hand comment northernlion makes makes me roar laughing
I think the name of the store should have been "Real Apple" but Phones & Scones is pretty sweet
Oh man NL makes this more entertaining than it has a right to be :D
Beer, Broccoli, Buy Phone
We need more of this
Why is he so sure the money is Dollars?
This is the best gameplay I have ever seen
You should use the manage inventory thing to automatically maintain stock. I learned that from one of your future videos.
Commenting because I never want this series to end
That's the GOTY 2021 right there boys.
Just name the store GroCellys
yareli and traveon both live with cats and both have the same phone number ...lore?
Honestly got excited when he sold his first tablet mobile device
Wow, this Hitman game is very weird. Agent 47 is now running a store.
You need to have a TON more shelves, selling a TON more different products.
NL rushing to buy the cheapo phones despite Tablets clearly being a subcategory of Mobile Devices had me fuming
24:30 ABSOLUTELY DYING OVER HERE
i love watching this game and i wanna see more of it eggdad
This is some outstanding gameplay
Grocery and Cellphone store except he didn't select the grocery category and only foods and beverages. Maybe that's like a convenience and cellphone store?
Never laughed so hard at A UA-cam video before man 😂
Missed opportunity to call the store ''The Apple Store''.
This game is so fun to watch.
Nl playing this game blind is awesome
I thought this was city guesser with so much Vancouver in here.
store name: Phones & Scones
inventory: neither phones nor scones