Jake and Amir: Poker

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  • @giveny1
    @giveny1 10 років тому +889

    Jake treats Amir like a little brother at his sleepover

    • @AV9000x
      @AV9000x 3 роки тому +9

      Did the greease princess hear what I had to say? We may never know.

  • @paulroche6969
    @paulroche6969 3 роки тому +393

    I like how Jake's insecurity made him overlook that he won the bet. Amir said everybody, and Jake didn't bust out laughing.

    • @Gojira.destroyingtokyo
      @Gojira.destroyingtokyo 3 роки тому +121

      The man above me is a philosopher, a pimp and a cool! Upvote him to karma heaven baby!"

    • @MonzennCarloMallari
      @MonzennCarloMallari 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Gojira.destroyingtokyo go bills

  • @humanzerohumanzero4825
    @humanzerohumanzero4825 8 років тому +467

    I love how jake says "I'm sorry" at the end so sincere

    • @xXChaoticRavenXx
      @xXChaoticRavenXx 4 роки тому +13

      He probably is,jake is usually the one call Amir out for being homophobic

  • @chaumas
    @chaumas 6 років тому +71

    The way Streeter repositions himself before talking at the end has always seemed really funny to me. It's a subtle thing, but it's just great use of body language.

  • @Lunaticc18
    @Lunaticc18 8 років тому +729

    The Grease princess hooked up with Doobs on sillicon valley...

    • @neontime8507
      @neontime8507 8 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @yellllowbear
      @yellllowbear 8 років тому +30

      I knew it! Took me a little to find this video.

    • @indianawesomeness
      @indianawesomeness 8 років тому +64

      so many guest stars on jake and amir were on/star on silicon valley. i love it

    • @krakler
      @krakler 7 років тому +7

      And Kumail.

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 4 роки тому +15

      @@krakler you mean Jake's brother ?

  • @Aezoh
    @Aezoh 10 років тому +246

    "my mind was racing" hahaha

  • @jeanarmin254
    @jeanarmin254 10 років тому +486

    "Did the Grease Princess hear what I said about her eyebrows?"
    "Yeah, I did."

  • @scratchscripter3511
    @scratchscripter3511 9 років тому +152

    XD Amir's joke cracked me the fuck up! But Jakes was too far. I was highly offended

  • @rossplendent
    @rossplendent 11 років тому +114

    The way he's bigger than everyone else is that he eats sandwiches more frequently than the average person.

  • @CheckOutMyPokemons
    @CheckOutMyPokemons 9 років тому +439

    And that was the first and last we ever saw of "Stella"

  • @LazarusIsBackBaby
    @LazarusIsBackBaby 2 роки тому +74

    "My mind was racing" is among the most genius Amir lines of the series.

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 8 років тому +237

    "I have a gay cousin!"
    So does Amir xD

  • @aubriwoo
    @aubriwoo 11 років тому +16

    "Oh no I can't play" "oh yea I just want to be here next to you" lmao best line ever

  • @kevinfarrell9304
    @kevinfarrell9304 8 років тому +123

    _my mind was racing_ oh my god

  • @SeahawkSTRIKE
    @SeahawkSTRIKE 9 років тому +54

    I honestly cracked at "When there's something gay"

    • @sweez28
      @sweez28 4 роки тому +1

      jadeveon clowney is a bitch

    • @SeahawkSTRIKE
      @SeahawkSTRIKE 4 роки тому

      @@sweez28 sheagles suck bitch

  • @akulahirpada1993
    @akulahirpada1993 9 років тому +44

    lol Jake should know better, even if the joke falls flat Amir probably won't keep his promise.

  • @regalpanda4224
    @regalpanda4224 10 років тому +138

    I've always thought Streeter looks better with long hair. I don't much care for his short hair. He just looks cooler with long hair imo.

  • @NougatCN
    @NougatCN 9 років тому +15

    Lol the way jake says "enough" at 1:50

  • @theultimatebro9278
    @theultimatebro9278 4 роки тому +15

    That line about her being 'that type of girl' has been stuck in my head for the last few years I can't believe I found it again

  • @MrOneofthousands1994
    @MrOneofthousands1994 10 років тому +45

    When did Marie Schrader start working at CollegeHumor?

  • @DendyJungle
    @DendyJungle 9 років тому +15

    "My mind was racing"

  • @ThrillaWhale
    @ThrillaWhale 9 років тому +49

    The Grease Princess looks like Marie from Breaking Bad.

    • @blizzyfingers676
      @blizzyfingers676 6 років тому +3

      she kind of does

    • @eboooo
      @eboooo 6 років тому +1

      She looks like Jason Bateman's sister from Krypton

  • @oscarsaris3183
    @oscarsaris3183 8 років тому +18

    Wait, how is Grease Princess Small Blind and Streeter Big Blind with Jake being the dealer inbetween them? PLOTHOLES

  • @krazypatriot4
    @krazypatriot4 11 років тому

    One of the best Jake&Amir vids!

  • @Yoni123
    @Yoni123 9 років тому +441

    The greasy skinned girl is really cute

  • @TheLeoo117
    @TheLeoo117 11 років тому

    favorite jake and amir episode!!

  • @hillelkahan7626
    @hillelkahan7626 11 років тому +14

    "Yes he is very big" sometimes Amir is genuinely funny

  • @LongLongLists
    @LongLongLists 9 років тому +8

    MY MIND WAS RACING

  • @Craig91214
    @Craig91214 11 років тому

    That nut buster joke was bloody hilarious! I might have to use it some time....

  • @uub12
    @uub12 11 років тому +20

    Nice Daniel Bryan beard jake

    • @JosephDanielsOG
      @JosephDanielsOG 10 років тому +3

      bro i see you commenting on all these videos lol

    • @iDirtyDianaX
      @iDirtyDianaX 10 років тому +1

      Darryl, Darryl, Darryl McMexican, how are you?

  • @TheNitemare21
    @TheNitemare21 11 років тому

    This was one of my favorite newer video (:

  • @arklowrockz
    @arklowrockz 9 років тому +14

    Jake's dealing, how can the blinds be left and right of him??? Someone checking continuity shoulda caught that!!

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 9 років тому +1

      arklowrockz I thought the same thing. Streeter is to Jake's left so he should be small blind. And whoever is next is big. I can't tell if it's Stella or the other dude.

    • @vincevvn
      @vincevvn 3 роки тому +2

      Jake could be all time dealer

    • @arjunholmie
      @arjunholmie 2 роки тому

      It's either done on purpose just to show how they deliberately made Streeter big even though he's not, or it's a mistake

  • @MrElbanegrim
    @MrElbanegrim 11 років тому

    Amir, I LOVE the movie you're in

  • @neontime8507
    @neontime8507 9 років тому +9

    SORRY FOR WHAT JAKE?! FOR THE WOLF?!

  • @SpongebobsABoss
    @SpongebobsABoss 11 років тому +1

    Haven't watched college humor in a while...and I come back to a practically Amish status beard on Jake's face, and rockstar hair on Streeter's head. Holy crap...what have I missed.

    • @xy-inventor1885
      @xy-inventor1885 Рік тому +1

      Are you the same person you were when you made this comment?

  • @pffft5679
    @pffft5679 8 років тому +21

    1:02 damn such good handwriting

  • @RyanRanHome
    @RyanRanHome 11 років тому

    MINDBLAST

  • @DzhonijsDeelis
    @DzhonijsDeelis Рік тому +4

    If Stella was the small blind and Streeter was big blind and Jake was sitting between them and dealing cards would mean that Jake wasn't there to play but to only deal cards. Maybe that's because Jake is a loser too and was accepted in the circle on the condition that he doesn't paly but only deals instead. And then he retaliates to Amir and sets worse conditions for him to stay.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Рік тому

      I agree, the blinds make no sense in this poker game unless jake is a dedicated dealer. Meaning he lost or wasn’t invited to play. Lol

  • @Rohanmrao1
    @Rohanmrao1 11 років тому

    I starting lolling when amir said 'in yur nayburhuud'

  • @SR3272
    @SR3272 11 років тому +7

    I love how the endings always have that one last bit that's the funniest part of the whole thing.

  • @TemRMRF
    @TemRMRF 11 років тому

    this was a good episode

  • @mysticvipersvlogs346
    @mysticvipersvlogs346 9 років тому +8

    I feel these episodes get darker and darker

  • @simum1
    @simum1 11 років тому

    That joke at the end was so bad, but the laughing cracked me up

  • @VeryBeowulf
    @VeryBeowulf 10 років тому +8

    Poor Jake.

  • @samweldon8104
    @samweldon8104 11 років тому +1

    My mind was racing

  • @ShakedLevyMusic
    @ShakedLevyMusic 4 роки тому +3

    What if Amir really is physically incapable of having an internal monologue?

  • @alexhaines12
    @alexhaines12 11 років тому

    For some reason I laugh out loud to Amir's joke every time I watch this. :D

  • @johannesbinder26
    @johannesbinder26 8 років тому +4

    How is stella small blind and Streeter is bigblind? they are sitting in the wrong possisions

  • @RagingMonkey2009
    @RagingMonkey2009 11 років тому

    This was a solid one!

  • @bongpoquito
    @bongpoquito 8 років тому +5

    IS JAKE WEARING A T-SHIRT FROM HAMDEN?!?!?! HAMDEN CT!?!?!?

    • @Aljalil
      @Aljalil 8 років тому

      that's where he's from

    • @bongpoquito
      @bongpoquito 8 років тому

      +truhb4sho I know, I was talking to him through twitter and I find it amazing that he is from my home town.

    • @Aljalil
      @Aljalil 8 років тому

      +Brendan Randall that's dope u talked to jakedaman85

    • @HarperNguyen
      @HarperNguyen 8 років тому

      Hamden Hall!

  • @JesterEXW
    @JesterEXW 11 років тому +1

    I watched these in High School and now I watch them in my office at work, very weird.

  • @annoying5andy
    @annoying5andy 9 років тому +3

    I only laughed at their laugh

  • @RegiPanther
    @RegiPanther 11 років тому +1

    i love how frequently Jake's facial hair changes :)

  • @chrisweatherwax3721
    @chrisweatherwax3721 10 років тому +4

    30 second ads for 2 minute videos? I'm never watching soccer again because of that stupid world cup ad. Been forced to watch it 500 times.

    • @chrisweatherwax3721
      @chrisweatherwax3721 10 років тому +9

      ***** Seriously didn't know about that. I'm usually in my own little world writing songs and don't pay attention to things. Thanks I downloaded it works great, will never complain about ads again :)

    • @SchwarzerHaufen
      @SchwarzerHaufen 10 років тому +6

      Ultrabeast Harkonnen "I'm usually in my own little world writing songs and don't pay attention to things."
      That's probably the cringiest thing I have ever read.

    • @iDirtyDianaX
      @iDirtyDianaX 10 років тому +1

      You're an ultrabeast in that regard

  • @cutargh
    @cutargh 6 років тому

    I fucking LOST it at "My mind was racing!"

  • @jamesmochoa
    @jamesmochoa 10 років тому +13

    Nut busters?

    • @0axel078
      @0axel078 10 років тому +3

      It's a play on Ghost Busters...

    • @jamesmochoa
      @jamesmochoa 10 років тому +1

      Is it?

    • @0axel078
      @0axel078 10 років тому +23

      I should have noticed your name before I commented... -_-

    • @jamesmochoa
      @jamesmochoa 10 років тому +13

      probably wise Sir.

  • @prestondoran8707
    @prestondoran8707 3 роки тому

    “My mind was racing” 😂😂

  • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
    @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 9 років тому +6

    It's funny, cause Amir's correction of Jake using the phrase "talking it" was actually right. I guess he's gotta get something right after all these years.

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 6 років тому +1

    My mind was racing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DarkCelestialBeing
    @DarkCelestialBeing 11 років тому +13

    Its funny how in real life we don't laugh at Amir's joke but we laugh at Jake's

  • @PepsiMaxProductions
    @PepsiMaxProductions 11 років тому

    Finally a decent video. Good job.

  • @BruceWayne-tm9rh
    @BruceWayne-tm9rh 7 років тому +6

    Well Amir didn't make Jake laugh, so I guess Jake wins and Amir has to leave him alone forever.

  • @danny83222
    @danny83222 11 років тому

    OH OH Legends of the hidden temple!!!

  • @lidoeg2
    @lidoeg2 2 роки тому +3

    I like that we now know the secret story behind why Jake's beard and Streeter's hair are so long

  • @ZacharyDavidColeman
    @ZacharyDavidColeman 11 років тому

    happy birthday.

  • @TheJokerscene
    @TheJokerscene 8 років тому +14

    Wow... Jake's beard is terrible.

  • @sebcde
    @sebcde 11 років тому

    my mind is racing !

  • @lucozade8373
    @lucozade8373 6 років тому +3

    Last

  • @maxwell246
    @maxwell246 11 років тому

    legend of the hidden temple tiki in the background what!!! why has no one spotted this

  • @justinz9225
    @justinz9225 6 років тому +3

    Streeter should be small blind, he's to the dealer's left.

  • @TheNinjaAzn
    @TheNinjaAzn 11 років тому

    my homework brings all the asians to the yard and they're like it wasnt that hard

  • @SLACKLINEDUDE
    @SLACKLINEDUDE 6 років тому +4

    Stella is the highest level of cute of which all things cute are judged by.

  • @hockeyguyh8
    @hockeyguyh8 11 років тому

    amirs joke is definitely funny at the end of the video. I lmaoed at it....when theres something gay in your neighborhood....who you gonna call.....nut buster XD XD XD XD very hilarious

  • @philly359
    @philly359 11 років тому

    Legends of the Hidden Temple!!!!

  • @Kaplui
    @Kaplui 11 років тому

    yep definitely Like!

  • @RunOutofGoodName
    @RunOutofGoodName 11 років тому

    Yes, it looks good

  • @seanlikesnfl
    @seanlikesnfl 11 років тому

    awesome

  • @robertb.7772
    @robertb.7772 Рік тому +2

    That nutbusters joke was taupe

  • @Enzombie
    @Enzombie 8 років тому +1

    wow I haven't seen ths one before!

  • @JesterEXW
    @JesterEXW 11 років тому

    YES!

  • @iloveihop07
    @iloveihop07 11 років тому

    1:04 the way amir says all that is fucking hilarious lol

  • @this_too_shaII_pass
    @this_too_shaII_pass 5 років тому +1

    Holy shit the switcheroo episode!

  • @Rypsii
    @Rypsii 11 років тому

    Legend of the hidden temple statue in. The back

  • @bellagamez8422
    @bellagamez8422 7 років тому

    IVE NEVER SEEN THIS ONE AGHH

  • @lucozade8373
    @lucozade8373 6 років тому +2

    One I haven't seen before

  • @mischaplonsey5116
    @mischaplonsey5116 11 років тому

    i like that you called me buddy

  • @vandercudo
    @vandercudo 11 років тому

    Cos of watching this i am gonna get poker videos for a month now...

  • @ClaytonBigsby01
    @ClaytonBigsby01 11 років тому

    Jake is rocking the Abraham beard!! The true sign of a company man!

  • @CaramelCarm
    @CaramelCarm 11 років тому

    i want more of streeter and the older cast

  • @foolintherain100
    @foolintherain100 11 років тому

    STOPPING BY FOR MY DAILY DOSE OF JAKE AND AMIR!

  • @lorie15
    @lorie15 3 роки тому

    streeter looks sooooo good in this video

  • @luff675
    @luff675 11 років тому

    "I have a gay cousin" xD haha laughed so hard

  • @Awaveboarder
    @Awaveboarder 11 років тому

    my mind is racing.

  • @JAlexanderPhoto
    @JAlexanderPhoto 11 років тому

    Legend of the hidden temple statue behind them

  • @dmsk8t
    @dmsk8t 11 років тому

    Hahahhahahahaha ! Awesome episode

  • @jb90467
    @jb90467 11 років тому

    his mind was racing.

  • @MeggieCook
    @MeggieCook 11 років тому +1

    "my mind was racing" hahahha

  • @FeatheredMonkey
    @FeatheredMonkey 11 років тому

    Legends of the Hidden Temple!!!

  • @MandyOdadjian
    @MandyOdadjian 11 років тому

    Amir!! I love you

  • @paulcwy
    @paulcwy 11 років тому

    I like that he called me buddy