English meet French on Sea Of Thieves ⛵ ⚓

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  • @ObudShaer
    @ObudShaer  3 роки тому +8755

    Bonjour à tous, petite explication de la vidéo car beaucoup de personnes se trompent sur qui se trouve dans la vidéo :
    - l'anglais : Captain Falcore : ua-cam.com/users/CaptainFalcorevideos
    - l'équipage français : Blurp :
    ua-cam.com/channels/s0PFB48vjmz-1CYTNWcMpA.htmlvideos
    Hello everyone, little explanation of the video because many people are wrong about who is in the video :
    - English : Captain Falcore: ua-cam.com/users/CaptainFalcorevideos
    - The French crew : Blurp : ua-cam.com/channels/s0PFB48vjmz-1CYTNWcMpA.htmlvideos

    • @HinataInRealife
      @HinataInRealife 3 роки тому +306

      Ça se voit (plutôt ça s'entend xD) que le français force sur l'accent bien FRENCHIE 🤣🤣🤣🤣LOL

    • @flamango5859
      @flamango5859 3 роки тому +74

      C'est comme ça qu'on parle en accent française

    • @smashboom
      @smashboom 3 роки тому +48

      TU PARLES FRANCAIS, grâce à Google traduction : OOF !!!!!!!

    • @smashboom
      @smashboom 3 роки тому +26

      @@HinataInRealife T'inquiète pas que si on parle, ça donne ça !

    • @elhidalgo4109
      @elhidalgo4109 3 роки тому +24

      Il utilise Google pour parler même moi je parle mieux anglais 😂😂

  • @reto9827
    @reto9827 4 роки тому +19575

    French guy : "I love spanish !"
    The other french guy : "No you don't love spanish"
    French guy : "Ah non !"

    • @loic.974
      @loic.974 4 роки тому +433

      😂😂 im french and is very lmao

    • @shrugchan5914
      @shrugchan5914 4 роки тому +12

      Lol

    • @jenbamin8227
      @jenbamin8227 4 роки тому +89

      @@loic.974 le gars fr c'est amixem ?

    • @loic.974
      @loic.974 4 роки тому +8

      @@jenbamin8227 jsp dutout

    • @nolan6796
      @nolan6796 4 роки тому

      @@jenbamin8227 oui

  • @Nephtyx
    @Nephtyx 5 років тому +22925

    « I don’t understand ‘cause my English is very bad but ok »
    I’m dying, dude

    • @louismufasa
      @louismufasa 5 років тому +162

      This blank x)

    • @aldrick3340
      @aldrick3340 5 років тому +268

      Fais pas genre et avoue tes fr meuf

    • @SwainixFPV
      @SwainixFPV 5 років тому +343

      For real, when you try to speak someone else's maternal language sometimes despite even being good at it you just don't get it, but there's also that extra joke when you say that in english with a bad french accent to answer them (and I say that a french guy who lives in The Netherlands)

    • @aldrick3340
      @aldrick3340 5 років тому +25

      @@SwainixFPV Who are you talking about ?

    • @jonas8993
      @jonas8993 5 років тому +2

      Lmao

  • @uniquepickles6804
    @uniquepickles6804 4 роки тому +179175

    It's not racist, it's historically accurate role playing

  • @Hugo74390
    @Hugo74390 Рік тому +8423

    Un grand moment de diplomatie internationale.

    • @ObudShaer
      @ObudShaer  Рік тому +681

      Tout à fait, un moment magnifique.

    • @AlphalightKing
      @AlphalightKing Рік тому +248

      even as a german who doesnt understand french, ich can relate, mhmmmm puddding .

    • @Slick6464
      @Slick6464 Рік тому +109

      @@AlphalightKing”ich can relate” lol the German is shining through

    • @eaedazdeazdss8184
      @eaedazdeazdss8184 Рік тому +32

      iz dis amixem?

    • @notgadot
      @notgadot Рік тому +5

      @@AlphalightKing Yorkshire Pudding

  • @Lennon__
    @Lennon__ 3 роки тому +52216

    I would watch an entire tv show about those two French pirates sailing the sea together

    • @woolyl
      @woolyl 3 роки тому +781

      It's them lol i just found their video

    • @MrLemmyWings
      @MrLemmyWings 3 роки тому +428

      Netflix special please

    • @xx555deathsxxdeaths9
      @xx555deathsxxdeaths9 3 роки тому +422

      Netflix confirmed that this will be in the specials of Caribbean pirates

    • @salil7174
      @salil7174 3 роки тому +270

      Those french dudes have character!

    • @schyzofrene1708
      @schyzofrene1708 3 роки тому +95

      @@woolyl Do you mean they have a channel ? If they do can you give me the name ?

  • @thebluedragon07
    @thebluedragon07 3 роки тому +27987

    He’s not a pirate, he’s a French privateer ordered by the Crown to hunt down Spanish ships. Completely accurate.

    • @anonimrussian5913
      @anonimrussian5913 3 роки тому +355

      More like Corsair

    • @MTC008
      @MTC008 3 роки тому +192

      I am a french canadian from quebec we're the leftovers from french empire in americas but more people speak spanish and they are way more successful than we did

    • @JozeManuLOL
      @JozeManuLOL 3 роки тому +167

      @@MTC008 Siempre gana España

    • @MTC008
      @MTC008 3 роки тому +45

      @Naireu17 yes they are success because they have more colonies and more countries speak spanish than french

    • @MTC008
      @MTC008 3 роки тому +41

      @Naireu17 spanish language have more than 500 million native speakers and for french it's only 200 million most of them are concentrated from africa the former french colonies there, only 78 million of them are the white native speakers 68 million from france and 10 million from the quebec province population, montreal has about 2 million people and the most populous area of quebec province

  • @iLiran
    @iLiran 5 років тому +15892

    captain : " I love spanish "
    Other french : " no , you dont love spanish captain "

    • @Jackspiring
      @Jackspiring 5 років тому +677

      "Ay luv Ingleesh"
      They MUST be french that accent is too good 😂

    • @ErdTA_ff_85
      @ErdTA_ff_85 5 років тому +335

      haha a perfect diplomatic crisis reason...

    • @Nenmeu2
      @Nenmeu2 5 років тому +10

      haha

    • @burakalpyasar1507
      @burakalpyasar1507 5 років тому +45

      Actually he says "you dont know spanish captain, you know english" but this version is more awesome 😂

    • @Jawslehoff
      @Jawslehoff 5 років тому +161

      @@burakalpyasar1507 No, he really said "love". Trust me, I'm french, I understand our accent xD

  • @sourwinee
    @sourwinee 2 місяці тому +383

    0:35 don’t worry be happy

    • @yuckjeondae_90
      @yuckjeondae_90 Місяць тому +19

      More like "don't worry be appy"

    • @lezhumildent
      @lezhumildent 6 днів тому +3

      I've heard "don't worry VIP" 😂

  • @yungjan4754
    @yungjan4754 5 років тому +96819

    How a French Ship turned into a Friendship

  • @Setiv1101
    @Setiv1101 4 роки тому +18440

    UK and France trying to write a alliance pact - 1936,colorized

    • @user-wr6dj4ib9o
      @user-wr6dj4ib9o 4 роки тому +46

      why ukraine

    • @ThijmenTheTurkey
      @ThijmenTheTurkey 4 роки тому +11

      an*

    • @pedroeldiablo811
      @pedroeldiablo811 4 роки тому +86

      UK and France have been allied since the 1840s

    • @Setiv1101
      @Setiv1101 4 роки тому +44

      Guys its a meme...To be honest UK and France don't like themselfes

    • @pedroeldiablo811
      @pedroeldiablo811 4 роки тому +51

      @@Setiv1101 it can be a meme and historically accurate at the same time.

  • @chaosensei675
    @chaosensei675 5 років тому +39767

    French pirates mistake English warship as a Spanish trade ship (Colorized, 1543).

    • @AEIOU05
      @AEIOU05 5 років тому +592

      * Buccaneers

    • @chinossynthesizer705
      @chinossynthesizer705 5 років тому +149

      the french dude sounds Russian

    • @dragonzen2898
      @dragonzen2898 5 років тому +66

      1543? Wtf

    • @senseiwill8815
      @senseiwill8815 5 років тому +18

      Chao Sensei From one Sensei to another, I tip my hat to you

    • @misterman1371
      @misterman1371 5 років тому +182

      @@chinossynthesizer705 he does not sound Russian at all... Sounds french

  • @siddharthanand5652
    @siddharthanand5652 Рік тому +256

    Thought he would immediately open fire after hearing that they're English 🤣

    • @RyanM92
      @RyanM92 6 місяців тому +29

      Yea, that would be the traditional greeting between Britons and French.

  • @NoName-sz5lu
    @NoName-sz5lu 5 років тому +17583

    A friendly conversation between French and English guys in the sea. Hmmmm.....
    Something's not right.

    • @dom8967
      @dom8967 5 років тому +297

      No Name this is how it went in real life.

    • @davidthorp01
      @davidthorp01 5 років тому +126

      Hmmm, must not be disputing Scallop seasons at the time...

    • @hikkyyshow6204
      @hikkyyshow6204 5 років тому +9

      Antanta

    • @atripsix8469
      @atripsix8469 5 років тому +193

      *'Those bastards are up to something'*

    • @sobermind9885
      @sobermind9885 5 років тому +6

      Bernard Cornell disliked this moment.

  • @Явеличайшийагрономнаэтойпланет

    New level for English :
    Beginner
    Elementary
    Are you Spanish?

    • @24sharkred
      @24sharkred 5 років тому +191

      Pues yo si xdxd

    • @bananalabanane373
      @bananalabanane373 5 років тому +67

      Achtung! Ich studiere deutsch und das ist alles. Ne te moque pas de nous we are friendly

    • @ernestogonzalez7571
      @ernestogonzalez7571 5 років тому +53

      Yo tambien

    • @miguelmarin3803
      @miguelmarin3803 5 років тому +94

      Arriba España

    • @dreeee888
      @dreeee888 5 років тому +13

      Ahahaha you make my laugh feel really good

  • @thomasshaughnessy9023
    @thomasshaughnessy9023 3 роки тому +31902

    First time I've ever seen the English and the French co-operate without starting a hundred year war

    • @jawadark55
      @jawadark55 3 роки тому +368

      Comme quoi on peut toujours être surpris

    • @FakeGallego69
      @FakeGallego69 3 роки тому +864

      Well,thats the triangle of eternal hate England-Spain-France

    • @FakeGallego69
      @FakeGallego69 3 роки тому +73

      @DARK SMIL3 well,Nazi Germany in our Civil War,USA in the Cold War,the European Union,the Nato etc

    • @gru1225
      @gru1225 3 роки тому +24

      It's called the revolutionary war

    • @viktor_voughn
      @viktor_voughn 3 роки тому +16

      yeh forget the 2 wws

  • @spaghetti185
    @spaghetti185 Рік тому +917

    "I do not understand because my english is very bad but ok" 😂😂

    • @UncrownedGlobe3
      @UncrownedGlobe3 4 місяці тому +12

      Best part 😂

    • @onesmileybaldy8303
      @onesmileybaldy8303 9 днів тому +2

      Best part is that he took a while to answer,bro was processing the phrase and trying to translate it HAHAHAHAH

  • @stanisawochodzki7595
    @stanisawochodzki7595 5 років тому +20330

    -Good morning sir.
    -ArE yOu SpaNiSh?!?!!?!

  • @rewinder2008
    @rewinder2008 4 роки тому +5710

    this is how diplomacy worked in the 15th century, " we love english, pudding, cup of tea, very good!"

    • @gotban8846
      @gotban8846 4 роки тому +109

      I believe it still works the same.

    • @Pllayer064
      @Pllayer064 4 роки тому +79

      piece of tea*

    • @yahyamuhaimin3268
      @yahyamuhaimin3268 4 роки тому +45

      Opium., very good

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 4 роки тому +5

      @@yahyamuhaimin3268 brave move there

    • @Raviadhonis
      @Raviadhonis 4 роки тому +10

      @@yahyamuhaimin3268 now that’s how diplomacy work in china

  • @genevandenham7999
    @genevandenham7999 3 роки тому +14964

    I love how the captain is like half aware of the situation.
    "I love spanish!"
    "No, you love English.."
    "OH yea, I love english!!"

  • @Dlipton01
    @Dlipton01 Рік тому +1203

    Nobody:
    French person getting off the Eurostar in London “ALO ENGLISH, PUDDING, PIECE OF TEA”

    • @dorianguyard1554
      @dorianguyard1554 5 місяців тому +33

      as a French I can tell you that some people are like that on purpose

    • @_BreathOfFreshAir_
      @_BreathOfFreshAir_ 4 місяці тому +5

      Say you like crepes

    • @Noubei
      @Noubei 2 місяці тому +5

      Oh he said «piece of tea» 😅

    • @gigiatlas2364
      @gigiatlas2364 2 місяці тому +8

      Nobody:
      English person getting off the Eurostar in Paris: honhon baguette croissant

    • @apocryphicdeath
      @apocryphicdeath Місяць тому +1

      ​@@gigiatlas2364Yay, you got the joke, good job!

  • @animeyahallo3887
    @animeyahallo3887 4 роки тому +8861

    The accents are so heavy I'm questioning how they stay afloat.

    • @dallarian8687
      @dallarian8687 4 роки тому +170

      Hahahahahahaha.
      Man that made me laugh sooooo much.
      I am astmathic and I actually started to suffocate duo to emotions :D

    • @mobunverse
      @mobunverse 4 роки тому +55

      Honestly one of the most original jokes

    • @MrPotato-g6v
      @MrPotato-g6v 4 роки тому +8

      U son of a b don't be racist 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shaden3392
      @shaden3392 4 роки тому +168

      If I can point it out - the French guys are obviously faking the accent, its a recuring joke in France to make fun of our own accent

    • @pofromteletubbies1243
      @pofromteletubbies1243 4 роки тому +4

      I laugh harder then I should have

  • @Definitely_Dave
    @Definitely_Dave 4 роки тому +35402

    “We hate the Spanish”
    “I love the Spanish”
    “No captain, you hate the Spanish, you love the English.”
    “I love the English”

    • @Definitely_Dave
      @Definitely_Dave 4 роки тому +989

      @notAyoutuber the French are a very adorable people, at least when they’ve dismounted from their high horse.

    • @jackrinnegan4748
      @jackrinnegan4748 4 роки тому +429

      @@Definitely_Dave Don't tell the Italians, there is a kind of war / rivalry between Italy and France, but at least the Italians and the Spaniards are friendly together

    • @Limacy
      @Limacy 4 роки тому +217

      @@jackrinnegan4748 Of course! The Spanish and Italians are cousins.

    • @jackrinnegan4748
      @jackrinnegan4748 4 роки тому +55

      @@Limacy im italian :D

    • @riccardomancini784
      @riccardomancini784 4 роки тому +32

      @@jackrinnegan4748 e su questo hai ragione amico mio (you’re right about that my friend)

  • @Chudea
    @Chudea 4 роки тому +5527

    "Are you spanish?"
    "Oh, no, no. I'm english!"
    "Anglais?! Fire everything!!"

    • @Exodon2020
      @Exodon2020 4 роки тому +66

      "Y merde pour le roi d'angleterre qui nous a declaré la guerre"

    • @xyos7647
      @xyos7647 4 роки тому +7

      @@Exodon2020 Buvons un coup, buvons en deux...

    • @lebendu4
      @lebendu4 4 роки тому +18

      « Car c'est le plus vaillant corsaire qui donna l'ordre du départ ! Vite en mer et sans retard faisons la guerre à l'Angleterre, car c'est le fameux Jean Bart qui nous commandera le départ ! ♫ »

    • @xyos7647
      @xyos7647 4 роки тому +20

      @Giorgi ça ne peut pas être amixem, le gars de la vidéo est drôle.

    • @themissakura599
      @themissakura599 4 роки тому +3

      @@lebendu4 🎶et sans rival tu regnas sur les mers 🎶
      Vive Dk, vive Jeanbart ! (Et Co'pinard :D)

  • @Aenygma_
    @Aenygma_ Рік тому +223

    They needed a Canadian pirate to translate, he'd understand both sides lmao

  • @itsumayo
    @itsumayo Рік тому +18756

    “I love Spanish!”
    “No, you don’t love Spanish.”
    “I kno“
    “You, you love English, captain.”
    “I love English!”
    The fact that they don’t even have their story put together is perfect.

  • @What-1291
    @What-1291 2 роки тому +10176

    They're like the comedic duo, where they would always do stupid things, and still survive everything.

  • @Nausaica
    @Nausaica 4 роки тому +16306

    This accent should be protected by the UNESCO as an intangible cultural heritage.

    • @PierreLucSex
      @PierreLucSex 4 роки тому +538

      Thanks for acknowledging this part of our french culture.

    • @dartog4967
      @dartog4967 4 роки тому +311

      No need for that, we can't get rid of it.

    • @PierreLucSex
      @PierreLucSex 4 роки тому +78

      @@dartog4967 that's right and true.

    • @dartog4967
      @dartog4967 4 роки тому +25

      @@PierreLucSex and sad );

    • @frenchbread952
      @frenchbread952 4 роки тому +132

      Funny accents are one of the best parts of a language.

  • @maksdorleans
    @maksdorleans 7 місяців тому +84

    I am Québecois and this is my favorite French from France dialogue ever. It’s just.. perfect!

  • @deacon5264
    @deacon5264 4 роки тому +4363

    "Are you spanish?"
    "Yes"
    So you have chosen death

  • @AlekHey
    @AlekHey 5 років тому +11734

    What if you wanted to go to heaven but God said: ArE yOu SPaNisH?!

    • @realmario979
      @realmario979 5 років тому +467

      *ThAt'S rAcIsT*

    • @realmario979
      @realmario979 5 років тому +356

      What If you wanted to go to France, but the king said *WE NO LIKE SPANISH! WE KILL SPANISH*

    • @MarkhasSteelfort
      @MarkhasSteelfort 5 років тому +76

      @@realmario979 Then you can reply to the king, "Then, who is gonna win Trafalgar?"

    • @bokssy
      @bokssy 5 років тому +2

      😭😭😂😂

    • @h5skb4ru41
      @h5skb4ru41 5 років тому +11

      Sin problema!

  • @OliPrime
    @OliPrime 3 роки тому +7961

    “Videogames are violent”
    Videogames:

  • @wdfko3281
    @wdfko3281 Рік тому +859

    Why does the french accent sound so cute? Like actually cute, it sounds squishy, I don't know how to describe it

    • @Yvel_Project
      @Yvel_Project Рік тому +281

      It's a bit exaggerated in this video, because french people know that their accent is really goofy when speaking English

    • @stratonikisporcia8630
      @stratonikisporcia8630 Рік тому +71

      Tenk yoo 🥺

    • @dybii1077
      @dybii1077 10 місяців тому +82

      do not squish the french please

    • @singingcat02
      @singingcat02 9 місяців тому +121

      As a French person it honestly just hurts my ears, but know that this one was definitely exaggerated, even the worst french native speaker won't have an accent that thick unless it's on purpose. Good to know that it sounds cute though. 'Cause to me it just sounds goofy and weird 😂

    • @cuircuircuirmoustache
      @cuircuircuirmoustache 9 місяців тому +9

      @@singingcat02Try playing Disco Elysium. A lot of characters have french accent. Its So funny

  • @p3rformer
    @p3rformer 4 роки тому +9681

    1650:
    French: We don‘t like spanish.
    Brit: Wow that‘s *incredibly* racist.
    *the french-spanish war ends and europe exists in peace forever*

  • @garretsimpson7382
    @garretsimpson7382 4 роки тому +5996

    "I love pudding!"
    - French Sailors to the British 1720

  • @Fulllife3.2
    @Fulllife3.2 4 роки тому +7659

    Shouldn’t it have gone like this?
    -Are you Spanish?
    -No, i’m English.
    -That is even worse! Fire!!!

    • @ply159
      @ply159 4 роки тому +75

      Jajaajaaja great man!! 👏👏👏👏

    • @deanmoncaster
      @deanmoncaster 4 роки тому +105

      Surrender not fire.

    • @dububro
      @dububro 4 роки тому +346

      deanmoncaster obviously you think French history began in 1939

    • @deanmoncaster
      @deanmoncaster 4 роки тому +27

      @@dububro if I did, I wouldn't know they did in the same in the 1914 war too.

    • @francisco7517
      @francisco7517 4 роки тому +274

      @@deanmoncaster France surrender in ww1 ? You are a good joke little boy

  • @benlhyenethehyena9947
    @benlhyenethehyena9947 Рік тому +327

    What I love is how he obviously forces the accent because he knows we are often caricatured as speaking bad English so he went "fuck it, better go 1000"

    • @Idiskjsjsjjsjsjsbhshshshsh
      @Idiskjsjsjjsjsjsbhshshshsh Рік тому +15

      I mean it's true, I've been to France a ton of times now. I speak near fluent French so it isn't really a problem for me, but like half of the people I have met and tried talking English to, barely speak English. I've had multiple people respond with responses like: "Non... Non..." or "Un peu.".

    • @benlhyenethehyena9947
      @benlhyenethehyena9947 Рік тому +6

      @@Idiskjsjsjjsjsjsbhshshshsh oh that yes, we are one of the WORST countries of Europe at learning language (thank our horrible education system) but what I mean is usually even those who do speak English have a more natural accent lmao

    • @Yoedric
      @Yoedric Рік тому +7

      ​@@Idiskjsjsjjsjsjsbhshshshshit's better with the new generations though

    • @Idiskjsjsjjsjsjsbhshshshsh
      @Idiskjsjsjjsjsjsbhshshshsh Рік тому

      @@Yoedric I've noticed that.

    • @Bubajumba
      @Bubajumba 10 місяців тому +11

      What I can say as someone who play alot of different games on European servers is usually when I come across French people and they do speak English its never this pronounced as it is in this video, these guys are gems, or national treasures if you like, but often they play with other French people and will just automatically turn to speaking French

  • @joebenzz
    @joebenzz 5 років тому +14373

    - "I love spanish!"
    - "No you don't love spanish!"
    😆

  • @m.pasyanurfauzan9715
    @m.pasyanurfauzan9715 5 років тому +15348

    " we dont like spanesh"
    His captain
    "I love spanesh"

    • @f0ld920
      @f0ld920 5 років тому +1051

      "No no Captain ! You don't love spanesh, you love englesh"

    • @mistyc1755
      @mistyc1755 5 років тому +217

      O shit

    • @cyrilmusic9066
      @cyrilmusic9066 5 років тому +151

      @@mistyc1755 don't worry I'm french and I love Spanish!

    • @mistyc1755
      @mistyc1755 5 років тому +100

      Thanks, I study french and is a very good place 👍🏼🇫🇷

    • @cyrilmusic9066
      @cyrilmusic9066 5 років тому +15

      @@mistyc1755 👌

  • @OkOk-fj5qb
    @OkOk-fj5qb 5 років тому +5189

    French: Are you Spanish?
    British: No we’re Britti-
    French: *Fire*

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 років тому +126

      *Also french*: get destroyed in a naval battle, as always.

    • @jamiemidge4983
      @jamiemidge4983 5 років тому +4

      Maus and surrender

    • @PraiseKéké
      @PraiseKéké 5 років тому +187

      @@MausOfTheHouse but then the brits try to defeat france on a land battle but fail and get recked, as always

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 років тому +7

      @@PraiseKéké ahem battle of waterloo.

    • @PraiseKéké
      @PraiseKéké 5 років тому +116

      @@MausOfTheHouse ahem the prussians

  • @ReddoFreddo
    @ReddoFreddo 25 днів тому +8

    Trying to connect with a foreigner by listing foods from their country that you like seems like a very French thing

  • @chaosensei675
    @chaosensei675 5 років тому +3252

    English ship: “We are on a quest to find the holy grail. Would you aid us on our journey?”
    French ship: *“aH nO, wE aLrEaDy GoT oNe!”*

    • @PENTAGRAMMAINCOMM
      @PENTAGRAMMAINCOMM 5 років тому +123

      French Sailor: “I told them we already got one!”

    • @albion7186
      @albion7186 5 років тому +96

      "YoUr MoThEr wAs a HamStEr aNd YoUr FaTheR smElLed oF eLderBeRRyS "

    • @nxmvd6908
      @nxmvd6908 5 років тому +30

      *NI NI NI NI*

    • @MrJonezy541
      @MrJonezy541 5 років тому +31

      "He said he's already got one!"

    • @lee_1292
      @lee_1292 5 років тому +19

      *chucks livestock*

  • @Milan_chz
    @Milan_chz 5 років тому +6498

    "English meet French" *doesn't end in a blood bath*
    Wait. That's illegal

    • @KikooLennon
      @KikooLennon 5 років тому +164

      Sea make strange things happen...

    • @charlylefort5073
      @charlylefort5073 5 років тому +62

      Yo, i'm french and i don't understand why it could finish in a blood bath ? Is it bitterness for how Guillaume the conqueror take the english throne easily ? (that's why a lot of word in english look like thoses in french too), don't be mad i just tease you 😁

    • @Milan_chz
      @Milan_chz 5 років тому +24

      I'm french too. Tho I am not retarded. At least we have one thing in common.
      :)

    • @ArthurV7734
      @ArthurV7734 5 років тому +38

      @@charlylefort5073 c'est toujours sympa de se moquer des anglais, c'est une blague récurante que les anglais et les français ne peuvent pas s'encadrer !

    • @Soliye.
      @Soliye. 5 років тому +11

      Arthur Van-Brabant Peut-être, mais quand au Québec on reçoit les mêmes blagues que vous en France ça ne fait plus aucun sens.
      Faut que l’on m’explique le lien avec le drapeau blanc et le “surrender” au Québec sérieux. xD
      Mais bon après ils sont trop bêtes pour comprendre bien des choses. Ils ont Trump à gérer anyway.

  • @Gotobar
    @Gotobar 5 років тому +7732

    “Are you Spaneesh?!”
    “No, No. I’m English”
    “Ah, Good. We don’t like Spaneesh,
    we kill all Spaneesh for the king of the French”

  • @Azurasmar0
    @Azurasmar0 Рік тому +585

    Oh mon dieu les gens qui parlent français ont tellement de charisme ! 🇨🇵🇨🇵🇨🇵

    • @sierrajuliette7700
      @sierrajuliette7700 Рік тому +24

      Bordel de merde, tu l’as dit! 🤣

    • @tomaswinneur8888
      @tomaswinneur8888 Рік тому +9

      @@sierrajuliette7700 si je me souviens bien c amixem 😆 🤣

    • @zachariejouineau6034
      @zachariejouineau6034 Рік тому +6

      @@tomaswinneur8888non c’est pokimane qui l’a dit 😂

    • @tomaswinneur8888
      @tomaswinneur8888 Рік тому +5

      @@zachariejouineau6034 je c je parle de la vidéo 😆 🤣

    • @zachariejouineau6034
      @zachariejouineau6034 Рік тому +1

      @@tomaswinneur8888ah jureee 😭 franchement pépite la vidéo, good vibes Elle donne le sourire

  • @spark1400
    @spark1400 4 роки тому +6464

    “Why are you Spanish?”
    “Who says I am Spanish?
    “...You are Spanish.”

  • @kevinlabeirie2704
    @kevinlabeirie2704 5 років тому +7743

    "I don't understand cause my english is very bad, but ok" 😂

    • @rudolfkratky36
      @rudolfkratky36 5 років тому +117

      I love that part hahah xD

    • @Im_404
      @Im_404 5 років тому +157

      i m french i say that all time XD

    • @RobotronSage
      @RobotronSage 5 років тому +6

      i am giggling

    • @rotzich1092
      @rotzich1092 5 років тому +68

      In Germany we say: "My English is not the yellow of the egg, but it goes"

    • @RobotronSage
      @RobotronSage 5 років тому +3

      @@rotzich1092 hah

  • @Portertubby1
    @Portertubby1 3 роки тому +10169

    This interaction feels like a proper Monty Python comedy skit

    • @davel6017
      @davel6017 3 роки тому +67

      Exactly. I was trying to remember what that was remaining to me. That's it😁

    • @henkbir4334
      @henkbir4334 3 роки тому +286

      Especially the “I love Spanish” “No you love English” “I love English” part

    • @yungsushi927
      @yungsushi927 3 роки тому +15

      Lmao I was thinking the same thing

    • @Kakashi19-69
      @Kakashi19-69 3 роки тому +25

      Biggus Dickus vibes

    • @bassembboustany
      @bassembboustany 3 роки тому +32

      I faRRRt in yoooRRR geneRale diRectionne!

  • @Ebwite
    @Ebwite 4 роки тому +6351

    the only recorded moment in history when the french and english put aside their hate, to hate the spanish.

    • @destyrian
      @destyrian 4 роки тому +162

      Yeah historically it was the other way around.

    • @maverickwildwolf3871
      @maverickwildwolf3871 4 роки тому +64

      @@destyrian depend of the year mate when we thought the habsburg charles V was the leader of the holy roman empire and the spanish empire.

    • @thesandwich5321
      @thesandwich5321 4 роки тому +95

      Except for in the 1500s when the French and Spanish tried to start a crusade against the English and ended up fighting each other...

    • @kornburg14
      @kornburg14 4 роки тому +9

      Or the Germans 😂

    • @tommyscott8511
      @tommyscott8511 4 роки тому +12

      I definitely hate the French more, but if the French offered a truce to stick it to the Spanish, I'd readily accept.

  • @bobswolfie2001
    @bobswolfie2001 5 років тому +4176

    Now we know why the French and English fought at sea so much.
    The French mistook the English ships for Spanish ships.

    • @averagetimeyt
      @averagetimeyt 5 років тому +38

      100 years wars?

    • @titi710
      @titi710 5 років тому +17

      @@averagetimeyt happened on land in the 12th century. there was no sea warfare at the time and the french won over the english. i'm not saying the brits cause the french were allied with scotland, wales and ireland.

    • @Madhattersinjeans
      @Madhattersinjeans 5 років тому +9

      @@titi710 I mean there was sea warfare at the time of the outbreak of the 100 years war. It's how Edward the 3rd was able to defeat a superior naval force to establish a landing in France with English/Welsh troops.

    • @rubeniscool
      @rubeniscool 5 років тому +9

      @@titi710 14th-15th Century.. from 1337 to 1453. And there were most definitely naval warfare... quite a lot actually.. in fact the first major battle of the 100 years war was the Naval battle at Sluys in 1340. Then there were other major battles at sea throughout the conflict. As for alliances, whilst you are generally correct, the Welsh position is a tad complicated. Whilst it is true that at one point the Welsh were allied with France between 1400 and 1415, it is generally considered to have been the result of a large and widespread rebellion under the self declared prince of wales, Owain Glyndwr and at most other times during the conflict the Welsh were under the command of the English, generally as the best archers in Europe and the saviours of the Battle of Azincourt in 1415.

    • @rubeniscool
      @rubeniscool 5 років тому +16

      Lol you have to remember that back then the idea of national identity didn't really exist... in fact it was the 100 years war that sparked the slow movement towards the idea of people being "English" and "French". The reality is that the Hundred years War was essentially a conflict fought by two French families, One being Angevin (the "English") and the House of Valois (the "French"). Both were descended from the same family hence the reason for the War in the first place. Hell, the English nobility still spoke French and their coat of arms had Fleur de Lys... Why do you think the English royals owned basically half of what is now France in the first place. They only lost that towards the end of the conflict.

  • @hamzinii4264
    @hamzinii4264 4 роки тому +8245

    “I kill Spanish!”
    “I love Spanish!”
    .... “ MM PUDDING!”

    • @azc_x8598
      @azc_x8598 4 роки тому +52

      MMMM BOOTY!!

    • @dontpinme9321
      @dontpinme9321 4 роки тому +36

      Pooding

    • @Revslow
      @Revslow 4 роки тому +12

      Mmmmm

    • @SunFlower-ux3kd
      @SunFlower-ux3kd 4 роки тому +32

      @Nines I'm laughing so hard because the french guy is a youtuber with 6,5 million subscribers and no one knows it

    • @jasontodd9947
      @jasontodd9947 4 роки тому +1

      @@SunFlower-ux3kd wow really, who is him?

  • @ananas1538
    @ananas1538 Рік тому +138

    As a French, i'm pround of this 😂

  • @christopherjames8317
    @christopherjames8317 3 роки тому +14607

    This is like a Monty Python skit of sorts.
    “We’re French! Can’t you tell by our outrageous accents?!”

    • @bolotniy
      @bolotniy 3 роки тому +517

      _i fart in your general direction!_

    • @bretagnejean2410
      @bretagnejean2410 3 роки тому +210

      Probably inspirated by. Monty python is very known in france. Sacred graal.

    • @Exodon2020
      @Exodon2020 3 роки тому +64

      Now go away or I shall taunt you a second tim'e!

    • @saw-alone-man6150
      @saw-alone-man6150 2 роки тому +11

      This sound to me too lol

    • @maximetimante1896
      @maximetimante1896 2 роки тому

      Fletchez la vache !

  • @chroniquesJDR
    @chroniquesJDR 5 років тому +4398

    French : Are you Spanish?
    English : No I'm from UK!
    French : So you have chosen death

    • @callumw1597
      @callumw1597 5 років тому +62

      England: Has won the majority of naval based battles against the french

    • @ZenooN1234
      @ZenooN1234 5 років тому +4

      Yea...

    • @LaserTractor
      @LaserTractor 5 років тому +15

      "Mr hitler, I'm from Arizona!"

    • @Versu6s9
      @Versu6s9 5 років тому +36

      FrenchMan Algésiras 6 juillet 1801
      L’Anse aux Papillons 1629
      Arnemuiden 23 septembre 1338
      Baie de Bantry 11 mai 1689
      Baie de Chesapeake 16 mars 1781
      Baie de Chesapeake 5 septembre 1781
      Baie de Fort-Royal hiver 1779
      Barfleur 29 mai 1692
      Beachy Head 13 mai 1707
      Berwick-upon-Tweed 27 juillet 1548
      Béveziers 10 juillet 1690
      Blancs-Sablons 22 avril 1513 Match nul
      Blaye 21 décembre 1592-4 août 1593
      Boulogne 15 août 1545
      Boulogne 18 juillet 1805
      Brest 24 avril 1513
      Bristol 1484
      Bruneval 10 juin 1805
      Cap Lizard 21 octobre 1707
      Cap Trafalgar 7 octobre 1795
      Cap Trafalgar 12 juillet 1801
      Chef de Baye 28 septembre 25 octobre 1628
      Le Chef-De-Caux 3 juillet 1545
      Cherbourg 22 juillet 1543
      Cherbourg 21 juin 1628
      Dakar 23-25 septembre 1940
      La Dominique 17 avril 1780
      L’Ecluse 12-14 mai 1385
      Falmouth 6 juillet 1544
      Fécamp 23 juillet 1805
      Flamborough Head 23 septembre 1779
      Fort Royal 29 avril 1781
      Gondelour 10 septembre1759
      Gondelour 18 juin 1783
      Granville 16 juillet 1805
      Gravelines 17 juillet 1805
      La Grenade 6 juillet 1779
      Groix 17 juin 1795
      La Haye 5 septembre 1697
      Heyst 16 mai 1804
      Houat 5 mai 1804
      Île de France 22 octobre 1796
      Lagos 27 juin 1693
      Leith juillet 1549
      Manche juillet 1558
      Mer du Nord 9 août 1543
      Mont St-Michel 16 juin 1425
      Mount’s Bay 13 août 1666 Match Nul
      Négapatam 6-7 juillet 1476
      Négapatam 28 avril 1758
      Négapatam 6 juillet 1782
      Névis 20 mai 1667
      Newport 8-10 août 1782
      Ouessant 27 juillet 1778
      Oxfordness 6 juillet 1543
      Pondichéry 10 août 1778
      Grand-Port 20-24 août 1810
      Port-Mahon 20 mai 1756
      Portsmouth 18 juillet 1545
      La Praya 16 avril 1781
      Provédien 12-13 avril 1782
      Quinze-Vingt 22 juillet 1805
      Raz de Saint-Mahé 12 juillet 1403
      La Rochelle 22 juin 1372
      La Rochelle 30 décembre 1419
      La Rochelle 8 octobre 1563
      La Rochelle 19-21 avril 1573
      Rosas 22 octobre 1809
      Sadras 17 février 1782
      Saint-Jean 3 août 1696
      Saint-Malo 5 mai 1573
      Saint-Pierre 31 juillet 1549
      Saint-Lucie 15-19 mai 1780
      Saintes 15 août 1666
      Santa-Marta 3 septembre 1702
      Sumatra 8 septembre 1796
      Toulon 11 février 1744
      Tranquebar 1er août 1758
      Treize Prairial 28 mai-1er juin 1794
      Trinquemalé 1-6 septembre 1782
      Vélez-Malaga 24 août 1704
      Lol

    • @callumw1597
      @callumw1597 5 років тому +6

      @Le Lézard Pessimiste cant seem to find the video where I commented about land battles?

  • @vitorferreirapecanha1767
    @vitorferreirapecanha1767 Рік тому +58

    01:33 I laughed so hard at this part that I lost all the forces of my body

  • @swervin8336
    @swervin8336 5 років тому +2491

    thats an insane reference to french pirates who hated the spanish and the guy is obviously trolling xd

    • @king.eljucy
      @king.eljucy 5 років тому +107

      C'est juste que la première fois qu'ils ont joué ils se sont fais tuer en boucle par des espagnols et du coup ils ont la haine envers eux 😉

    • @devilhaque
      @devilhaque 5 років тому +111

      @@king.eljucy Personne n'aime les espagnols dans les jeux. Ils sont quasi aussi toxic que nous

    • @king.eljucy
      @king.eljucy 5 років тому +3

      Pas faux

    • @MCH-23.Quintus
      @MCH-23.Quintus 5 років тому

      @@devilhaque Pk on est toxic eft ?

    • @TheXanderage
      @TheXanderage 5 років тому +1

      @@devilhaque plus toxic que nous

  • @GRUJAB
    @GRUJAB 4 роки тому +6577

    "We kill all Spanish for French king"
    -10 seconds later -
    *I love Spanish*

  • @goaway563
    @goaway563 4 роки тому +5400

    “Video games are violent and antisocial.”
    Video games:

    • @boyfriendlover332
      @boyfriendlover332 4 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/sMG1nlQi5bg/v-deo.html ,.,.

    • @nocturnaljoe9543
      @nocturnaljoe9543 4 роки тому +2

      @Chris Urt They would still be social while fighting each others.

    • @Adhjie
      @Adhjie 3 роки тому +1

      @@nocturnaljoe9543 yeh seen the pirate caribbean movie destroy the mission and go even sparrow is confused

  • @cafetomedragongrimborncdg1406
    @cafetomedragongrimborncdg1406 Місяць тому +7

    This is so hilarious when you are French and have a good understanding of english 😂

  • @Denz4ya
    @Denz4ya 5 років тому +12255

    nobody:
    French in game : *AAAAH PUDDING*

    • @WldjackDJ
      @WldjackDJ 5 років тому +57

      Can anyone explain to me once and for all what does all of this comments means? Everybody's writing this thing with "nobody:" and than another phrase and I am literally going crazy trying to understand what that means....

    • @Rew69
      @Rew69 5 років тому +124

      @@WldjackDJ it means nobody is doing nothing and then the french is saying ahh pudding lol

    • @m.lkywave
      @m.lkywave 5 років тому +101

      ​@@WldjackDJ it's literally like, no one is saying anything, not even asking for someone to speech. then the person come with the phrase.. like i idfc, pudding.
      bruh i'm bad at explaining things.. and writing in english too lol

    • @WldjackDJ
      @WldjackDJ 5 років тому +9

      @@Rew69 ok thanks it is a little bit more clear now

    • @WldjackDJ
      @WldjackDJ 5 років тому +7

      @@m.lkywave ok bro don't worry, it is more clear now thanks

  • @danielpedraza6455
    @danielpedraza6455 5 років тому +1972

    "I love Spanish"
    "No you don't love Spanish"

  • @NiquidFox
    @NiquidFox 3 роки тому +3882

    Just imagine sailing the open seas and you hear a thick French accent from the horizon “ *WHO ARE YOU?* “

    • @condes9188
      @condes9188 3 роки тому +251

      "ArE yOu SpAnIsH?!"

    • @emmamorley1836
      @emmamorley1836 3 роки тому +47

      @@condes9188 we’re American yeehaw!

    • @bosenblick4689
      @bosenblick4689 3 роки тому +26

      Hoo aaaahh yooo !?

    • @brianlam5847
      @brianlam5847 3 роки тому +49

      @@emmamorley1836 *Fires cannons*

    • @AgilitYSupremacy
      @AgilitYSupremacy 3 роки тому +14

      Je m’excuse pour le comportement de mes frères français 🤣

  • @MrHenrry98
    @MrHenrry98 10 місяців тому +15

    The American mind can't comprehend the history in Europe servers

    • @ObudShaer
      @ObudShaer  10 місяців тому +2

      God bless you my friend

  • @benismen6164
    @benismen6164 4 роки тому +4641

    Nobody:
    The french guy: MMMMMMMMMmmmMMmmmmMM PudDinG

  • @ماعندكأحد-ه2ز
    @ماعندكأحد-ه2ز 5 років тому +5996

    :911 what your emergency ?
    : *Are you Spanish* ?????

    • @aleramone23
      @aleramone23 5 років тому +9

      Loool

    • @zucc9440
      @zucc9440 5 років тому +5

      daniel romero me too

    • @mykolaz
      @mykolaz 5 років тому +2

      666 likes

    • @MuerteBolonesa
      @MuerteBolonesa 5 років тому +28

      @daniel romero Yo también jajaja ojalá me encontrara al franchute este para pelearnos

    • @perseus3508
      @perseus3508 5 років тому +11

      @@MuerteBolonesa ojalá me lo encontrara yo también xd

  • @Aspensauce64
    @Aspensauce64 3 роки тому +18573

    “Pudding, piece of tea, whiskey”
    As an bri’ish person, this is accurate.

  • @Sinhei
    @Sinhei Рік тому +17

    Bro took accent to another level 😭

  • @stanisawochodzki7595
    @stanisawochodzki7595 5 років тому +1944

    -Why are you Spanish?
    -Who says I'm Spanish?
    -You are Spanish.

    • @almazk7756
      @almazk7756 5 років тому +5

      Got you 🤣🤣

    • @ix3669
      @ix3669 5 років тому +47

      Why are you gay

    • @Gaos031
      @Gaos031 5 років тому +23

      So, who are spanish?

    • @sianab.4833
      @sianab.4833 5 років тому +2

      Noo 😂

    • @shely_D7vil
      @shely_D7vil 5 років тому +6

      Wa R u gae

  • @pilotnathanbochboch8311
    @pilotnathanbochboch8311 5 років тому +28248

    You know in France , imiting French accent in English like that is a joke

    • @stegolant3930
      @stegolant3930 5 років тому +3463

      Effectivement

    • @celtiouxfr6989
      @celtiouxfr6989 5 років тому +1445

      Elle a raison wlh

    • @stegolant3930
      @stegolant3930 5 років тому +229

      @@celtiouxfr6989 Yep

    • @MrShaune27
      @MrShaune27 5 років тому +1491

      @@stegolant3930 exactly and he doing this pretty well actually they seem to laught a lot

    • @prenomnom9179
      @prenomnom9179 5 років тому +119

      @@celtiouxfr6989 Ta gueule

  • @PlaskiJakDeska
    @PlaskiJakDeska 2 роки тому +6083

    I like the idea of a navy captain forgetting who they are at war with at the moment and their adjutant reminding them who they are supposed to hate.

    • @Lexyvil
      @Lexyvil 2 роки тому +104

      That is my favourite part, haha.

    •  2 роки тому +33

      stronk 1984 vibes...

    • @humpteedumptee8629
      @humpteedumptee8629 2 роки тому +56

      its cause deep in his heart their all enemies. just some have a higher priority today.

    • @auteursrecht
      @auteursrecht 2 роки тому +6

      @@humpteedumptee8629 "their all enemies" 🤡

    • @Beanibirb
      @Beanibirb 2 роки тому +24

      Legit something out of a Monty Python sketch

  • @BasmatiRice96
    @BasmatiRice96 Рік тому +18

    man i want to be french just for the accent

  • @swiftplus7398
    @swiftplus7398 5 років тому +3784

    This literally could have been a conversation between a Royal Navy captain and French Navy captain...

    • @DarthNoox
      @DarthNoox 5 років тому +184

      I bet that something like this did actually happen at some point

    • @Trespher
      @Trespher 5 років тому +24

      Darth Noòx it was similar but there would’ve been hundreds of ships and I’m sure the dude want stood at the front of the boat shouting to them😂

    • @charliechan6892
      @charliechan6892 5 років тому +14

      Maybe in your fantasy world for kids, but in the real world, this would probably end in blood shed.

    • @storyteller4426
      @storyteller4426 5 років тому +102

      @@charliechan6892 Chief not every encounter starts and ends with violence

    • @sebasmontes61
      @sebasmontes61 5 років тому +6

      Then Blas de Lezo joins conversation full overdrive, i mean we spaniards did nothing bro wtf

  • @royxeph_arcanex
    @royxeph_arcanex 5 років тому +8642

    "I hate Spanish"
    "He's friendly captain"
    "Oh very good, very well, I love Spanish"
    "No you don't, you love English"
    "Very well, I love English!"

    • @firebladeV
      @firebladeV 5 років тому +83

      Hahahahahah so funny

    • @Snusblues
      @Snusblues 5 років тому +228

      thanks, im deaf so i couldnt hear what they said

    • @royxeph_arcanex
      @royxeph_arcanex 5 років тому +116

      @@Snusblues ^ probably Spanish

    • @odezat1317
      @odezat1317 5 років тому +22

      Big troll from France I m not surprised at all

    • @natamaks9394
      @natamaks9394 5 років тому +7

      @@Snusblues how life is going bro?

  • @americohagim1131
    @americohagim1131 5 років тому +2949

    When Napoleon got high and sailed with Jack Sparrow to the Caribbean...

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 5 років тому +35

      Perfect for an unreleased AC DLC.

    • @miguelconti2304
      @miguelconti2304 5 років тому +23

      Now that is a story I’d pay for

    • @tortuexenad
      @tortuexenad 5 років тому +6

      @@miguelconti2304 damn right

    • @s0renT
      @s0renT 5 років тому +7

      Captain Jack Sparrow*

    • @tortuexenad
      @tortuexenad 5 років тому +8

      @@s0renT Emperor Napoléon*

  • @2DxxRS
    @2DxxRS 7 місяців тому +8

    "We are friendly, don't worry, be happy."
    Magnifique

    • @fabs8498
      @fabs8498 4 місяці тому

      Bobby mc😊Ferrin helped him to learn english

  • @Angel-bl9rs
    @Angel-bl9rs 4 роки тому +4148

    "I love english"
    "Pudding... piece of tea"

    • @yela7335
      @yela7335 4 роки тому +59

      the soft tea*

    • @Angel-bl9rs
      @Angel-bl9rs 4 роки тому +64

      @@yela7335 The subtitles are auto generated, he def is saying "Piece of tea"

    • @OgpBosnia
      @OgpBosnia 4 роки тому +24

      Piece of tea for sure

    • @eren8632
      @eren8632 4 роки тому +12

      Piece of shit

    • @OneRichMofo
      @OneRichMofo 4 роки тому +8

      @@eren8632 shit in piece

  • @amirulloh1
    @amirulloh1 5 років тому +3266

    "i dont understand cause my english is very bad, buts ok"
    omg funny and cute. must protect

    • @maxwolf7681
      @maxwolf7681 5 років тому +36

      Notre accent sera toujours ridicule lol mais ont trouve ça drôle aussi nous les français 🇫🇷

    • @amirulloh1
      @amirulloh1 5 років тому +13

      @@maxwolf7681 You are the Best😂🇨🇵

    • @yohanmestre2203
      @yohanmestre2203 5 років тому

      🐓

    • @jmangeunetarteausucre4599
      @jmangeunetarteausucre4599 5 років тому +2

      L'accent à la François Hollande !!!

    • @alaindeloin3347
      @alaindeloin3347 5 років тому +14

      God heckin damnit, I cringed during the whole video cause that's actually how my classmates sound like during english classes *SWEAT*

  • @anthracite2054
    @anthracite2054 3 роки тому +14403

    As a french, their accent killed me

  • @oriondoesstuff
    @oriondoesstuff 4 дні тому +2

    a frenchman chilling with an englishman? balderdash.

  • @blackcross5541
    @blackcross5541 4 роки тому +3272

    - "Argg youu Spaneesh?"
    - Sí, soy español.
    - Finally, I can use the cannongs

    • @HANZOX-19
      @HANZOX-19 4 роки тому +8

      😂

    • @h.a.6790
      @h.a.6790 4 роки тому +8

      yah, the Bastille cannongs

    • @Scarletraven87
      @Scarletraven87 4 роки тому +3

      Cannoles

    • @Torosentao
      @Torosentao 4 роки тому +27

      But a French against a Spanish has never been able to emerge victorious at sea. xD

    • @canavidecum
      @canavidecum 4 роки тому +8

      El fuego del cañón es fiero y es cruel

  • @alexschmidt443
    @alexschmidt443 4 роки тому +2326

    Imagine a German driving by saying ''Hallo!'' and both French and English just opening fire on him.

    • @joerivandeweyer3056
      @joerivandeweyer3056 4 роки тому +81

      "Sir! Sir! Half a mile down starboard! A semi-submerged periscope!"

    • @ytfrank4412
      @ytfrank4412 4 роки тому +22

      driving a ship?

    • @joerivandeweyer3056
      @joerivandeweyer3056 4 роки тому +10

      @@ytfrank4412 sure drive is a broad term Arhur Morgan at one point says to Micah "Drive! Drive!" while he's on a horse

    • @piepiep2368
      @piepiep2368 4 роки тому +3

      And before they fight each other

    • @jiji493
      @jiji493 4 роки тому +36

      Hallo! Wie geht's ? :D
      Oh shit.......

  • @mrtinky6037
    @mrtinky6037 5 років тому +1155

    i love how the french dudes are arguing if they like Spanish or not.

    • @tamanwar203
      @tamanwar203 5 років тому +53

      "-Oui leauve spaniche :)
      -Ah non !"

    • @rrs_13
      @rrs_13 4 роки тому +53

      It sounds like straight out of a Monty Python movie.

    • @jalebii2213
      @jalebii2213 4 роки тому +1

      It's amixem in ytb

    • @yuthecmdh4xx0rakanohomo83
      @yuthecmdh4xx0rakanohomo83 4 роки тому +1

      @@jalebii2213 no

    • @platy-p5477
      @platy-p5477 4 роки тому +1

      He is a french UA-camr go watch Amixem

  • @sel8263
    @sel8263 Рік тому +17

    As an spanish person, we would also attack them the right moment when they start speaking with french accent. It's just the way it is.

  • @Duck-ep5ey
    @Duck-ep5ey 3 роки тому +5749

    "I love Spanish"
    "no, you don't love Spanish"
    "ah non"
    😂

    • @mathieuglo4550
      @mathieuglo4550 3 роки тому +112

      Le « ah non » il m’a tué 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gorgewashington1216
      @gorgewashington1216 3 роки тому +10

      @@mathieuglo4550 tellement

    • @DauragonC.Mikado
      @DauragonC.Mikado 3 роки тому +11

      @@mathieuglo4550 et le "euh..." juste avant aussi 😂

    • @duck-ws6iq
      @duck-ws6iq 3 роки тому +5

      im the real duck you are sus

    • @Majorcx33
      @Majorcx33 3 роки тому +13

      Aunque hay veces en las que nos picamos con los franceses, italianos y ingleses, en el fondo nos queremos xD
      PD: Los gringos/yankis no cuentan xD

  • @flapajack3215
    @flapajack3215 5 років тому +4514

    Sailors of the French navy mistake an English merchant ship for a Spanish galleon, The Franco-Spanish War (1635-1659) Colourised

  • @Peter_Turbo4
    @Peter_Turbo4 5 років тому +1918

    >not immediately sinking the Frogs to assert naval dominance in the name of her majesty
    *YOU HAVE FAILED THE ISLES*

    • @4pplypr3ssure
      @4pplypr3ssure 5 років тому +11

      But they're pirates right?

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 років тому +35

      They're pirates, they've already failed the Isles! Also what's the Mechanicus doing here?

    • @TheTris147
      @TheTris147 5 років тому +32

      @@kabob0077 even pirates have a solemn duty to please her majesty. 😄😄

    • @Bb-xq7gk
      @Bb-xq7gk 5 років тому +2

      @@TheTris147 At least when it comes to sinking frogs

    • @theunforgiven9641
      @theunforgiven9641 5 років тому +7

      Our Navy standards have drop drastically

  • @cowix
    @cowix Рік тому +52

    Il a vraiment dit « Don’t worry, be happy »

  • @KRISTOF312
    @KRISTOF312 5 років тому +1843

    "We're friendly ! Don't worry be happy !" I'm dead x)

  • @coconutz4535
    @coconutz4535 3 роки тому +3809

    “That’s incredibly racist”
    -Awkward Silence-
    *Cannons blasting out of the ship

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 3 роки тому +105

      So anyway, I started blasting monsieur.

    • @simonriley7641
      @simonriley7641 3 роки тому +17

      Shot on i‐phone music starts to play

    • @enollorca8107
      @enollorca8107 3 роки тому +48

      Yeah the famous spain race...

    • @professionalprocrastinator8103
      @professionalprocrastinator8103 3 роки тому +22

      @ALeto3 can't agree more with you.
      "I don't like what you say, you must be racist"

    • @いぶき-s9m
      @いぶき-s9m 3 роки тому +19

      @@enollorca8107 Are you one of those Americans that think all ‘white people’ are just the same group of people? You realise different groups, clans, tribes, kingdoms, ethnicities, races live in Europe, right?

  • @alextabara9150
    @alextabara9150 3 роки тому +3983

    If everyone had french accent, then it would be hard to start a war

    • @thundergun3533
      @thundergun3533 3 роки тому +11

      indeed

    • @swiid9613
      @swiid9613 3 роки тому +217

      @SS S actually france have won more battles than any other country in the world

    • @samdumond6501
      @samdumond6501 3 роки тому +354

      @SS S France is the only country in the world to take all over Europe, from Sevilla to Moscow and still being treated as cowards.
      France’s history is ruled by war because it’s geographic position between Spain, Italy, Germany, UK... makes this country in threat at every side.
      If you look at a map of Europe, look where is France and you will understand why France is the most victorious country in the world.
      Without counting that France owns the nuclear weapon, it is the only European Power to have developed itself without Germans scientists or with the help of USA and USSR.
      France also is one of the oldest country of the world and Europe, created in 492 after JC.
      France created many countries in the world, Canada, USA, England, Germany, Italy, Algeria…
      If France won the Seven Years War, the world would be speaking French. But especially the natives population would be in a better place since France was the only “cool” European Power with them.
      France is the country where a famous scientific community reunited in Saint-Dié des Vosges in the exploration of the New World, in that community a scientific proposed to gives a name at this new world and the name was “America”.
      France still owns territories over all of the world, from North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Antarctica and Oceania…
      And of course, talking about France I must say something about the language.
      When you know that most of English words are from French because of 1066, when you know that in England the motto is “Honi soit mal y pense” or “Dieu et mon droit”, in Québec it is “Je me souviens”, in the Netherlands it is “Je maintiendrai”, in Sweden they were French Kings, in USA it is Lafayette, Rochambeau or even Pierre Charles l’Enfant who basically created the city of Washington…
      In Portugal there’s a famous sentence who said: “France, is the center/heart of the world.”
      Yes, France was destroyed after Germany’s attacks in 1940, but remember. It is easy to say “French surrender” but who does the most of impact in WW1 ? France.
      Who surrenders ? Russia.
      France have a border with Germany, USSR too. But compare the size of France and USSR, it is easy to say “French surrender” from USA and England when you have a sea and a entire ocean with Germany.
      France don’t, and so stop making fun of this at least the French permitted to the UK to continues the war (Dunkirk).
      France is a badass nation, not a “surrender” or a weak one.

    • @swiid9613
      @swiid9613 3 роки тому +27

      @@samdumond6501 bien dit mon pote par contre si tu parles du royaume des francs quand tu dis creation de la france c'est en 481 avec le couronnement de clovis :)

    • @davisjoseph7
      @davisjoseph7 3 роки тому +19

      @@samdumond6501 I think Iraq is the oldest country in the world, established at 4500 BC. I could be wrong though.

  • @endme9442
    @endme9442 6 місяців тому +13

    As one great man said, "English or Spanish?"

  • @ayom3523
    @ayom3523 3 роки тому +3263

    "He's friendly captain,he's good"
    makes me laugh happily.

    • @landry9871
      @landry9871 3 роки тому +12

      I think he actually says "please friendly captain, is good"

    • @GrandManny
      @GrandManny 3 роки тому +15

      @@landry9871 nah he definitely said "he is"

    • @Darkspace.
      @Darkspace. 3 роки тому +45

      I like to imagine that he was screaming in that megaphone right next to the captain as loudly as he could.
      ℍ 𝔼 ' 𝕊 𝔽 ℝ 𝕀 𝔼 ℕ 𝔻 𝕃 𝕐 ℂ 𝔸 ℙ 𝕋 𝔸 𝕀 ℕ !

    • @Andrea-us2fl
      @Andrea-us2fl 3 роки тому +11

      @@Darkspace. That's what makes me tear laughing hahaha

    • @rotta4667
      @rotta4667 3 роки тому +1

      *he guut*

  • @GravitasZero
    @GravitasZero 3 роки тому +3468

    The friendliest interaction between french and english in history
    EDIT: go to comment section of the comment to have an even bigger laugh. People with 0 sense of humor and 10 year degrees in history lol

    • @JulienSterling
      @JulienSterling 3 роки тому +21

      Oh you mean Ragnar with king of paris ?
      Or Rollo with the princess ?
      Or Tommy Shelby during the war

    • @ChrisKnows1987
      @ChrisKnows1987 3 роки тому +4

      @@JulienSterling damn

    • @mitridi8422
      @mitridi8422 3 роки тому +30

      Yeah it's not like we fough side by side during the last 2 great wars ...

    • @flamebird2218
      @flamebird2218 3 роки тому +43

      @@mitridi8422 It's a medieval reference

    • @sirawitmangmee7417
      @sirawitmangmee7417 3 роки тому +25

      @@mitridi8422 before that they went to war for a fucking century

  • @justthejust9868
    @justthejust9868 5 років тому +3448

    So the real question is what happens if french meets spanish in Sea of thieves...

    • @ahsan4339
      @ahsan4339 5 років тому +379

      Just TheJust I love spaneeesh I hate ingleesh

    • @andryuu_2000
      @andryuu_2000 5 років тому +174

      ^^^^^
      "Are you English?"

    • @justthejust9868
      @justthejust9868 5 років тому

      @@andryuu_2000 nop

    • @AdrianSanchez-st7bp
      @AdrianSanchez-st7bp 5 років тому +65

      They dont speak spanish and we dont speak french so... probably some chatting in english before we beat the shit out of them ?

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 5 років тому +21

      They fight to the death.

  • @Wraithling
    @Wraithling Рік тому +4

    "English meet French"
    16Million people: "Hmm, interesting..."

  • @theonefrancis696
    @theonefrancis696 4 роки тому +2375

    "I love Engleesh, Pudding, Piece of Tea!"

    • @poucet___
      @poucet___ 4 роки тому +102

      Piece of tea, really
      It was incredible

    • @theonefrancis696
      @theonefrancis696 4 роки тому +9

      @@poucet___ LMAO

    • @Andre39814
      @Andre39814 4 роки тому +20

      Im pretty sure he was trying to say dessert with a thick french accent

    • @TheOnlyleroy
      @TheOnlyleroy 4 роки тому +4

      Fucking hilarious

    • @Giovanni-
      @Giovanni- 4 роки тому +5

      Путин

  • @norefolkk2739
    @norefolkk2739 4 роки тому +4101

    This seems like it could be a Monty Python sketch.

    • @cozyjosh2555
      @cozyjosh2555 4 роки тому +25

      100%

    • @rkj5480
      @rkj5480 4 роки тому +4

      Yup

    • @thegud7738
      @thegud7738 4 роки тому +30

      Just to say guys that those 2 are very popular french youtuber with 5 millions subscribers both of them and yes they ARE funny hahaha its Amixem and cyril

    • @sankovic99
      @sankovic99 4 роки тому +2

      @@thegud7738 tes perdu toi c'est pas du tout eux

    • @thegud7738
      @thegud7738 4 роки тому

      @@sankovic99 écrit barbe Ogros (c'était le nom qui avais sur le jeu regarde la video) sur youtube sa te montre une video de amixem et cyril

  • @clever_better6174
    @clever_better6174 3 роки тому +3513

    *"We kill all Spanish for the king of France"*
    As a Spaniard I find this historically funny😂

    • @colorfulbleeding
      @colorfulbleeding 3 роки тому +105

      considering the actual spanish king is of french origine lol

    • @leoptn9969
      @leoptn9969 3 роки тому +42

      As a french i find this historically true !! Gg to spain for win the war of Spain !!

    • @konighartzderiv.4898
      @konighartzderiv.4898 3 роки тому +5

      @@leoptn9969 The British empire is still superior but I kinda like France...

    • @fint33
      @fint33 3 роки тому +13

      Como español yo tambien

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 3 роки тому +23

      @@konighartzderiv.4898 what British empire they’ve got little left now except for tyranny, they did keep that.

  • @ThurzagLP
    @ThurzagLP Рік тому +10

    Every pirate history nerd loves this since this is the closest we‘ll ever get to the real first alliance

  • @dmitrizhilyaev
    @dmitrizhilyaev 5 років тому +808

    I was waiting for them to suddenly start shooting