I Gave Canada Ultimate Power And They Took Over the World - Power and Revolution 2019

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  • @GrayStillPlays
    @GrayStillPlays  5 років тому +12107

    Canada took over the world. They weren't sorry.

    • @Emma_7567
      @Emma_7567 5 років тому +64

      Ha ha

    • @loganconyer8762
      @loganconyer8762 5 років тому +81

      And what if America were to nuke them?

    • @randomuser-rt3zy
      @randomuser-rt3zy 5 років тому +60

      Yes you did a video with canada

    • @newmoneyracing
      @newmoneyracing 5 років тому +22

      GrayStillPlays rip to your 30 min videos, you’ll be missed 😭😭

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 5 років тому +25

      Don't you mean sore-y? 😀 (I know that's not how it's spelled, I just did that to demonstrate how Canadians say it.)

  • @tomemeornottomeme1864
    @tomemeornottomeme1864 5 років тому +8695

    Canadian: *holds door open*
    American: *forgets to say thank you*
    Canadian:
    and that's how the war began.

  • @AlbertaPatriot1985
    @AlbertaPatriot1985 5 років тому +3108

    I love how Canada made a B-line for Washington D.C. as if to say “we burned the Whitehouse once, we’ll do it again”

    • @amandaburn9089
      @amandaburn9089 5 років тому +109

      I was thinking that as well. XD

    • @Ace-bl2bj
      @Ace-bl2bj 5 років тому +33

      Lol yes

    • @biteme9486
      @biteme9486 5 років тому +71

      The British burnt it down

    • @idontknowwhattochangemynam8644
      @idontknowwhattochangemynam8644 5 років тому +49

      DarkKnight500 I’m Canadian and proud

    • @idontknowwhattochangemynam8644
      @idontknowwhattochangemynam8644 5 років тому +105

      Superwellful But the British were those who came to Canada and founded it. In the meantime they also burned down the whitehouse and those brits became the Canadians, making Canadians technically European.

  • @mr.coffee6242
    @mr.coffee6242 4 роки тому +2139

    We are Canadian.
    You will be befriended.
    Resistance is impolite.

  • @soploo4835
    @soploo4835 4 роки тому +983

    When the quiet kid finally speaks

  • @imlivinginyourceiling
    @imlivinginyourceiling 5 років тому +704

    Greenland National Army:
    Airforce: 0
    Navy: 0
    Army: 10 (+40,000 Polar Bears)

  • @dustin4
    @dustin4 4 роки тому +253

    well, I am a Canadian myself and people say we are scary at war but peaceful when nothing is happening. thanks, Gray you showed what happens when we're pissed off

    • @stormsaga5921
      @stormsaga5921 4 роки тому +29

      True, in the war canadian troops where the most feared, to the point where enemy troops would lay down there arms in surrender when they saw us.

    • @alexisharder4717
      @alexisharder4717 4 роки тому +2

      Yep exactly

    • @stormsaga5921
      @stormsaga5921 4 роки тому +9

      Oh, sorry, I ment the world war's, not just wars in general. Then again, if we were feared once, we can be feared again.

    • @spinelthefoxbaldifanart4sq611
      @spinelthefoxbaldifanart4sq611 4 роки тому +2

      Canadians in war: I’m sorry

    • @liuemma7175
      @liuemma7175 4 роки тому +2

      Yes

  • @garrettk7166
    @garrettk7166 5 років тому +2220

    ''Oh. Canada...''
    As a Canadian citizen, this was highly amusing to watch. Sorry, I had to say it.

    • @CanuckGod
      @CanuckGod 5 років тому +48

      Unlike some of my brethren, I happen to like the United States... but we're still invading it!

    • @nerfllama6975
      @nerfllama6975 5 років тому +12

      Garrett K I agree

    • @Carter-ze8il
      @Carter-ze8il 5 років тому +10

      I liked the video

    • @xveexgd323
      @xveexgd323 5 років тому +41

      If you do take the us over... Please don't kill me. I'll make you amazing pancakes xd

    • @chocolizard678
      @chocolizard678 5 років тому +32

      @Lauren Enslen We can sign the pancake neutrality pact with Canadian maple syrup.

  • @taekookieedits9356
    @taekookieedits9356 4 роки тому +337

    “The only game where Canada is represented appropriately,”
    Me, a Canadian: Welp this is just my type of game then 10/10

  • @montanabardi7219
    @montanabardi7219 5 років тому +4155

    *reads title*
    *me, a canadian*
    “good, as it should be”

    • @bbygoldencarrot9970
      @bbygoldencarrot9970 5 років тому +46

      Montanapanda lmao same here

    • @surafir3252
      @surafir3252 5 років тому +14

      Lol mood

    • @strikingviper7792
      @strikingviper7792 4 роки тому +95

      Everyone thinks we’re nice, nah we want to take over the world bish.

    • @sirejelly
      @sirejelly 4 роки тому +56

      It’s all the free healthcare, Timmy’s, maple syrup and snow that makes us strong

    • @estebanbolduc
      @estebanbolduc 4 роки тому +14

      @@zaroes I live in Quebec...

  • @aptspire
    @aptspire 4 роки тому +1821

    No it's not "conquest", it's "aggressively fixing everyone else's healthcare"

  • @slyce926
    @slyce926 5 років тому +856

    Cuba: pisses of Canada
    Canada: *YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL*

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 5 років тому +49

      Cuba: We have Jeeps
      Canada: We have 280mm railgun Mammoth Tanks

    • @zip-zucc
      @zip-zucc 5 років тому +4

      @@manictiger USA: Yes, and realistically we would win the war due to us being a world superpower.

    • @MeghanMt27
      @MeghanMt27 5 років тому +8

      @@manictiger Cuba:We have jeeps
      Canada:We have a hulk

    • @antoniohudge5701
      @antoniohudge5701 5 років тому

      NINGEN

    • @maksymcazymir1727
      @maksymcazymir1727 5 років тому +1

      @@zip-zucc r/woooosh

  • @patrickracer43
    @patrickracer43 4 роки тому +424

    Other countries: "Hockey sucks!"
    Canada: *loads shotgun with malicious intent*

    • @ZeldaLover6
      @ZeldaLover6 4 роки тому

      Guess I’m a heretic then.

    • @slippser7445
      @slippser7445 4 роки тому +11

      Watch out for flying pucks

    • @Eagle10021
      @Eagle10021 4 роки тому +7

      @@slippser7445 thanks you just saved me.
      **PUCK HITS HEAD AND MAN DIES**

    • @brandenrozek4878
      @brandenrozek4878 4 роки тому +1

      Peter Griffin: I just want to talk to him

    • @doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802
      @doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802 4 роки тому

      Hockey actually does have parity, so that's a positive.

  • @PhilipJackson03
    @PhilipJackson03 5 років тому +754

    As a Canadian. I weirdly feel proud about this.

    • @brentos96
      @brentos96 5 років тому +17

      Viva La Poutine!

    • @connormoulton7740
      @connormoulton7740 5 років тому +13

      as a Canadian, i feel too proud about this

    • @ibolyaracz709
      @ibolyaracz709 5 років тому +3

      Same

    • @TheAmazing1988
      @TheAmazing1988 5 років тому +6

      As a American I just wanna dab on Canada and well YEET! *Dabs on Canada*

    • @_Skishy_
      @_Skishy_ 5 років тому

      I also do this mhm Canada is god

  • @yikesdogg7217
    @yikesdogg7217 5 років тому +521

    "They're not bad people"
    **Camera switches to the Canadian Navy obliterating anything that moves.**

  • @gamingman6010
    @gamingman6010 5 років тому +2260

    Alien: *visits earth*
    Person: hi welcome to earth!
    *2 years later*
    Alien: *visits earth again*
    Person: hi welcome to Canada!
    Alien: *suprised pikachu face*

    • @wayfarerchase7102
      @wayfarerchase7102 5 років тому +30

      Facts

    • @alexisberube5110
      @alexisberube5110 5 років тому +13

      😂🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

    • @hamstey1603
      @hamstey1603 5 років тому +6

      666th like

    • @poblo4067
      @poblo4067 5 років тому

      No

    • @celestiaforbes7111
      @celestiaforbes7111 5 років тому +2

      This is so true

  • @damonplays4611
    @damonplays4611 4 роки тому +96

    Canada: Gives america money
    America: doesn't say thank you
    Canada: So you have chosen death?

  • @dinnertable542
    @dinnertable542 5 років тому +2089

    Rest of the world: Fights
    Canada: please stop
    Rest of the world: no
    Canada: Sorry But I have to take over the world now
    Rest of the world: please no
    Canada: niceness is all that shall remain

    • @DevilsRadvocate
      @DevilsRadvocate 5 років тому +27

      wiggle Waggle they take over the world by convincing them

    • @theycallmeleanfornoreason2746
      @theycallmeleanfornoreason2746 5 років тому +16

      It’s true that we are nicer than you guys but it’s not as much as everyone thinks

    • @justinkennedy3701
      @justinkennedy3701 5 років тому +3

      Yes!

    • @PlzDuntCensorME
      @PlzDuntCensorME 5 років тому +11

      Skulls* are all that shall remain.

    • @thegamer5865
      @thegamer5865 5 років тому +1

      kicking a door with a toothpick in your door makes tripping look painless @@theycallmeleanfornoreason2746

  • @napoo7963
    @napoo7963 5 років тому +712

    I’m Canada and all I’m saying is that we act so nice and polite because we are secretly planning a full maple leaf world

    • @doodlytoodly9806
      @doodlytoodly9806 5 років тому +38

      Serious Gamer DAMN IT private moose what did we tell you NO MAPLE SYRUP FOR A WEEK...fine 6days

    • @johanpieters5236
      @johanpieters5236 5 років тому +16

      Bruh I'm here in south Africa and I'm f*cking scared of Canadians now

    • @QueerAndHunger
      @QueerAndHunger 5 років тому +10

      If Canada attacks, us people in Boston are gonna be fried maple syrup. Time to move to Antarctica!

    • @yesyes3457
      @yesyes3457 5 років тому +11

      Hi Canada

    • @maddi2641
      @maddi2641 5 років тому +9

      End Creeper Nah, we’ll go easy on ya.
      Because and ONLY because of Boston’s response to the Halifax Explosion over 100 years ago.
      Everywhere else will suffer the wrath of the Canadians.

  • @liuemma7175
    @liuemma7175 4 роки тому +855

    Canadians watching be like:
    Y e s

  • @redxfighter2194
    @redxfighter2194 4 роки тому +437

    *reads the title*
    *me a Canadian*
    “Get the maple syrup launcher we’re taking over America, eh”

    • @Dee-vi9tj
      @Dee-vi9tj 4 роки тому +18

      Don't forget the ketchup, thats how we made the worst or best chips of all time, ketchup chips

    • @GeNeG01
      @GeNeG01 4 роки тому +6

      Daryna Pilkiw best

    • @Dee-vi9tj
      @Dee-vi9tj 4 роки тому +5

      @@GeNeG01 I agree, but I have a friend who hates them

    • @fishingwithcc
      @fishingwithcc 3 роки тому +6

      Get the beaver guns

    • @michaelliang953
      @michaelliang953 3 роки тому +4

      @@Dee-vi9tj wait does the us not have ketchup chips

  • @flowergiorno
    @flowergiorno 5 років тому +1329

    America: **exists**
    Canada: It's free real estate.

    • @yes9083
      @yes9083 5 років тому +1

      Rpic

    • @yourfriendlylocalhitman667
      @yourfriendlylocalhitman667 5 років тому +11

      Depresso Expresso just take us we don’t have a king or a queen on the chessboard it’s a instant-win

    • @shadowyct
      @shadowyct 5 років тому

      @Abigail Boots same

    • @testedalexthegreat1759
      @testedalexthegreat1759 4 роки тому +1

      Canada is apart of America though.

    • @shadowyct
      @shadowyct 4 роки тому +1

      @@testedalexthegreat1759 welp- yeah that's true I think he means the United States of America-

  • @wyattdempstrr7486
    @wyattdempstrr7486 5 років тому +768

    I'm happy about being Canadian because my home country is now every where

    • @Phelixc
      @Phelixc 5 років тому +15

      We're all Canadians now...Just have to practice my aboots eyh?

    • @angeljohn3275
      @angeljohn3275 5 років тому +2

      Phelix Kelevra bro that’s a stereotype

    • @robertbennett2796
      @robertbennett2796 5 років тому +2

      World Canadian eh

    • @gentleant1645
      @gentleant1645 5 років тому +2

      angel john yup but no one cares

    • @Phelixc
      @Phelixc 5 років тому +1

      @@angeljohn3275 Just some lighthearted fun, I've got nothing against the Canadians ;)

  • @localmusiclover605
    @localmusiclover605 5 років тому +1570

    Alien: lands on earth*
    Humans: Welcome to Canada*

    • @tonyman1106
      @tonyman1106 5 років тому +53

      If must have been a long journey for you a. Come inside and sit by the fire a

    • @koleschreiner8040
      @koleschreiner8040 5 років тому +9

      Nah it’s not called wrath no more it’s just canada

    • @_Skishy_
      @_Skishy_ 5 років тому +16

      GraphicGore IT IS SPELT EH YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

    • @thejgamer0855
      @thejgamer0855 5 років тому +2

      @@tonyman1106 *eh

    • @gagida1829
      @gagida1829 5 років тому +2

      XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD ROF

  • @rjlangille
    @rjlangille 4 роки тому +149

    Lesson learned:
    Please don’t mess with us Canadians, we *WILL* make you use the metric system. *glares menacingly at the USA*

    • @alxphx
      @alxphx 3 роки тому +7

      Nah nah nah we prefer to use LITERALLY ANYTHING but the metric system.
      Also to give you a middle finger we use the metric system to measure the diameter of bullets.

    • @EnclaviousFiraga
      @EnclaviousFiraga 3 роки тому

      Giving 2 sticks would be better to measure with

    • @djajxdjsjjxks2271
      @djajxdjsjjxks2271 3 роки тому +3

      As an American, I WISH we would use the metric system. Also what else do you expect from America other than to be full of pure confusion nowadays 🥸

    • @aubreytwins
      @aubreytwins 3 роки тому +1

      No please no spare us please

    • @theodore_honeybee6104
      @theodore_honeybee6104 3 роки тому

      @@alxphx Using washing machines to measure

  • @mykookie8354
    @mykookie8354 5 років тому +842

    Gray: *Makes Canada take over the world*
    Canada: *"DON'T TELL THEM OUR PLANS"*

    • @Beephobic1013
      @Beephobic1013 5 років тому +28

      damnit they know
      (p.s I’m canadian)

    • @unusedaccount6329
      @unusedaccount6329 5 років тому +34

      *angry maple syrup noises*

    • @memsexist6343
      @memsexist6343 5 років тому +9

      Canda whats that contury? I heard of Canada yes,but never Canda.

    • @mykookie8354
      @mykookie8354 5 років тому +7

      @@memsexist6343 I made a typo. Big deal.

    • @asingularspaghetti9538
      @asingularspaghetti9538 5 років тому +20

      **Hockey Night In Canada theme stops playing**

  • @yellowrubberducky12
    @yellowrubberducky12 4 роки тому +818

    ‘’Greenland has nothing.”
    Me a Canadian: “Where do you think we hide our army of sentient snowmen?!”

  • @chillout4439
    @chillout4439 4 роки тому +1582

    America: **Wears shoes inside**
    Canada: "So,You’ve chosen Death"

    • @iciajay6891
      @iciajay6891 4 роки тому +19

      Accurate.

    • @MayorVideo
      @MayorVideo 4 роки тому +45

      I am American and am disgusted when people wear shoes inside.

    • @charliewernimont4267
      @charliewernimont4267 4 роки тому +3

      Yes it is horrible

    • @adamnajami4902
      @adamnajami4902 4 роки тому +25

      As a Canadian I hate when people wear shoes indoors

    • @cinnamon9174
      @cinnamon9174 4 роки тому +6

      What? I’m aloud to wear shoes inside, I just have clean shoes to wear?

  • @FlowIrec
    @FlowIrec 4 роки тому +229

    "Canada has taken over the United States"
    I'm okay with this.

    • @TheCjcoon
      @TheCjcoon 3 роки тому +5

      Trudeau: becomes a dictator.
      You: ok I'm pack up now!...

    • @undernerd5824
      @undernerd5824 3 роки тому +7

      @@TheCjcoon to where? It’ll be all Canada

    • @mischabains7758
      @mischabains7758 3 роки тому +3

      The moon will only be safe for a while... It's only a matter of time...

    • @vothbetilia4862
      @vothbetilia4862 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheCjcoon Nah we'll get rid of him sooner or later.

  • @charlotte-senpai933
    @charlotte-senpai933 4 роки тому +517

    Canada: *takes over the world*
    Also Canada: Sorry guys. My bad... just trying to have some fun. Here have a timbit

    • @Ninja1live
      @Ninja1live 4 роки тому +4

      @Dr drew Vanheistel a feminst/islmocommunist.

    • @keimochidesu7462
      @keimochidesu7462 4 роки тому +1

      I want your pancakes

    • @orangetruffle6024
      @orangetruffle6024 4 роки тому +2

      W-what’s a timbit?

    • @jessicaa-
      @jessicaa- 4 роки тому +13

      Orange Truffle they are mini donuts from a restaurant called Tim Horton’s (it’s super good btw)

    • @DontEatDeadDove
      @DontEatDeadDove 4 роки тому +19

      @@orangetruffle6024 poor child has never had the joy of a Timbit, well a Timbit is a mini donut from Tim Hortons, which is a great fast food place.

  • @Maddie-c9z
    @Maddie-c9z 4 роки тому +719

    America: Tim Hortons is so overrated
    Canada: *how dare you oppose me mortal*

  • @g7r_wyvern826
    @g7r_wyvern826 4 роки тому +92

    Step 1: Take a shot of whiskey every time he says "Canada"
    Step 2: write your last will and testament.

    • @X3105i
      @X3105i 4 роки тому +5

      Should it not be the other way round

    • @denissecamacho9284
      @denissecamacho9284 3 роки тому +1

      If I were to do this challenge I would probably be drunk (which will never happen because I'm a child).

    • @HyacinthTheArtist
      @HyacinthTheArtist 3 роки тому

      Not me, I'm Canadian.

    • @melindamoore4298
      @melindamoore4298 3 роки тому

      Ummmm 0_0

    • @Oliver-yc5fi
      @Oliver-yc5fi 3 роки тому

      *Instructions unclear left everything to cat.*

  • @MrPartyWaffle
    @MrPartyWaffle 5 років тому +5354

    As a Canadian I can confirm this is what happens when you piss us off.

    • @loganneville8645
      @loganneville8645 5 років тому +48

      With ya bud

    • @dartboardbaby
      @dartboardbaby 5 років тому +74

      True true Eh? Sorry…

    • @oofie2315
      @oofie2315 5 років тому +100

      This is why we are always nice

    • @animeangel1983
      @animeangel1983 5 років тому +63

      You don't poke the bear eh?

    • @Shearper2
      @Shearper2 5 років тому +86

      We are the gravy. the rest are the fries and cheese curds. We will make the world our Poutine :P lol

  • @animusic4161
    @animusic4161 5 років тому +662

    Being a Canadian myself.... I really love the ring of Tim Horton's International Airport😂😂😂

    • @zer0byzer029
      @zer0byzer029 5 років тому

      Same lmao, I wouldn't be surprised if it ending up being a real thing!

    • @notaimperiya
      @notaimperiya 5 років тому

      same

    • @burr2354
      @burr2354 5 років тому +2

      That honestly should exist!

    • @noahbathgate7133
      @noahbathgate7133 5 років тому +5

      I’m late to catch my flight on Double Double Airlines

    • @Cattack44
      @Cattack44 5 років тому

      Every shop is a Tim Hortons

  • @jordenrepchin6913
    @jordenrepchin6913 4 роки тому +739

    We didn't take over the world, we just forcefully befriended everyone!

  • @luigi4234
    @luigi4234 4 роки тому +42

    *Canada* declares war with USA
    *USA* "wait that's illegal"
    *Canada* "look at me I'm the captain now"

  • @yourlocalalien3790
    @yourlocalalien3790 4 роки тому +574

    a Canadian, coffee in hand, stepping over the skulls of their enemies: "oh, sorry, excuse me, sorry, thanks, just trying to get through"

    • @alvinbrillian3947
      @alvinbrillian3947 4 роки тому +25

      THAT, THAT IS THE BEST SCENARIO INTERACTION

    • @Wolfy_Girl
      @Wolfy_Girl 4 роки тому +18

      Instead of coffee it should be Maple Syrup

    • @pancakeisagamer
      @pancakeisagamer 4 роки тому +2

      @@Wolfy_Girl lul
      no u

    • @GoStraightToGulag
      @GoStraightToGulag 4 роки тому +8

      @@Wolfy_Girl Nah. Double double from Tim's. Just as it should be.

    • @nathanthecollector429
      @nathanthecollector429 4 роки тому

      YourLocalAlien actually closer to beer or weed, most of us are alcoholics or weed smokers

  • @hannahmatthews6836
    @hannahmatthews6836 5 років тому +550

    As an American for some reason I greatly liked watching my country get taken over by Canada.

    • @frstbiteicewing3263
      @frstbiteicewing3263 5 років тому +11

      Same

    • @Celeste-jh2lj
      @Celeste-jh2lj 5 років тому +28

      Id be ok with it. Ive considered moving there a couple of times

    • @DAVMCPRJT
      @DAVMCPRJT 5 років тому +2

      We have a traitor of our nation

    • @zaroes
      @zaroes 4 роки тому +20

      I am also American and if this happened in real life I would be ESTATIC

    • @zaroes
      @zaroes 4 роки тому

      David Maccready how could you

  • @abracabadass
    @abracabadass 5 років тому +226

    Canada: literally tries to take over the planet
    Gray: they're not bad people

    • @gingermcgingin1733
      @gingermcgingin1733 4 роки тому +6

      Canada was just trying to prevent Grey from torturing everyone to death like he always dose.

    • @jorjacharmaine5892
      @jorjacharmaine5892 4 роки тому +3

      Emily Alkema but we are very nice people 😊😊

  • @zdiac_wlf8369
    @zdiac_wlf8369 4 роки тому +153

    Canada: *walks inside*
    America: *burns maple syrup*
    Canada: I will give you 10 seconds to run

  • @ensignn9359
    @ensignn9359 4 роки тому +831

    “Where are we?”
    Canada.
    “But this is the deser-“
    CANADA.

    • @imperiumcommentingnetwork4677
      @imperiumcommentingnetwork4677 4 роки тому +8

      a third of Canada is too cold to live in. Im Canadian so i would know

    • @Nukeparty101
      @Nukeparty101 4 роки тому +10

      If this actually happened Canada would give free health care and education the world oh and don't forget legalized weed

    • @imperiumcommentingnetwork4677
      @imperiumcommentingnetwork4677 4 роки тому +3

      @@Nukeparty101 universal healthcare is provincially decided, so no, free healthcare would not instantly be implemented. ot would be up to newly annexed provinces to decide that.

    • @animater19
      @animater19 4 роки тому +9

      “i thought i lived in kore-“
      “THIS IS CANADA”

    • @imperiumcommentingnetwork4677
      @imperiumcommentingnetwork4677 4 роки тому

      @@animater19 it feels like it is north korea sometimes

  • @inferno8992
    @inferno8992 5 років тому +529

    Cuba: America failed to invade during the cold war so we should be safe.
    Canada: Hold my maple syrup....

    • @MazzaAzi
      @MazzaAzi 5 років тому +24

      Cuban High Command: HOW DID WE LOSE ALL OUR BEACHES ONE MINUTE AFTER THEY DECLARED WAR?!?!?
      Cuban general : well.... you see.... the beaches got really dirty... and an army of Canadians offered to help clean up it was real nice until.....
      Cuban High Command: UNTIL WHAT.
      Cuban general :ᵁⁿᵗᶦˡ ʷᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡᶦᶻᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉʸ ʷᵉʳᵉ ᵃ ᶜᵃⁿᵃᵈᶦᵃⁿ ᵃʳᵐʸ.
      Cuban High Command:.....
      Cuban general at least they did a good job right?
      Cuban High Command: *YOU ABSOULTE IDIO-* oh wow that's one clean beach.

    • @x.yashirei.
      @x.yashirei. 5 років тому +1

      ILL HOLD THE MAPLE SYRUP

    • @shiiina4199
      @shiiina4199 5 років тому +3

      Canada: Hold my timmies

    • @truegodgeneral4730
      @truegodgeneral4730 5 років тому +2

      Americans chug beer
      Canadians ha •drinks maple syrup

  • @iononion1148
    @iononion1148 4 роки тому +351

    “Canada now wants a piece of Iran”
    *A new player has entered the battle*

  • @tykelchii1073
    @tykelchii1073 4 роки тому +58

    Canadian: *pulls out gun*
    Be my friend :(

  • @thevortexATM
    @thevortexATM 4 роки тому +196

    Tim Horton's Internation Airport, has a nice ring to it!

    • @creamwhisp9450
      @creamwhisp9450 4 роки тому +3

      FoxTopia Minecraft the only stores available in it is Tim Horton's

    • @BWBDCan
      @BWBDCan 4 роки тому +2

      All passengers must have a coffee in hand before getting on any flight.

    • @creamwhisp9450
      @creamwhisp9450 4 роки тому +1

      Ian McLean can it just be any Tim Horton hot beverage?

    • @BWBDCan
      @BWBDCan 4 роки тому

      I'm going to say and drink as long as it's from Timmy's.

    • @jacksonhunt6410
      @jacksonhunt6410 4 роки тому

      I prefer Ellis Dees’ Airport

  • @loneykids2742
    @loneykids2742 5 років тому +870

    i like how canada's like:
    "sir we took manchester!"
    "excellent. take boston."
    later...
    "sir we got boston!"
    "excellent... now for the greatest piece of land..."
    "new york?"
    "no... rhode island!"
    "sir...?"
    "just do it god dang it."

    • @amyd4227
      @amyd4227 5 років тому +13

      Rhode Island is full of the mafia anyway, they can have it

    • @trappedcrow
      @trappedcrow 5 років тому +15

      AaAH! I’m glad to see that Rhode Island is finally noticed- even if it’s, in a, more. . . Violent. . . Way. . .

    • @caprisunsrtastey7714
      @caprisunsrtastey7714 4 роки тому +1

      @@amyd4227
      Not true!

    • @caprisunsrtastey7714
      @caprisunsrtastey7714 4 роки тому +2

      @@trappedcrow same. I'm just glad ppl noticed us

    • @amyd4227
      @amyd4227 4 роки тому +2

      @@caprisunsrtastey7714 Just repeating what my criminal justice teacher said. He lived in Providence for like 20 years and said it was full of organized crime. * shrugs *

  • @lexi7918
    @lexi7918 5 років тому +401

    As a Canadian
    Anyone: What country do you live in
    Me: Yes

    • @Nukeparty101
      @Nukeparty101 4 роки тому +6

      Early 2019 me : how big is Canada...
      Google: Canada is blah blah blah
      Mid 2019 me : how big is Canada...
      Google : Yes

    • @Smolio_Random
      @Smolio_Random 4 роки тому +2

      Greenland: has nothing to defend
      Canada: *Hippity hoppity you are now in my property*

  • @raleighfreschi531
    @raleighfreschi531 4 роки тому +45

    Canada:*Destroys Washington DC
    Canada:Sorry

  • @nefariousvii5255
    @nefariousvii5255 5 років тому +806

    "Hey Google, whats the nicest nation?"
    "Canada is known to be the nicest people in the world."
    _"The nicest people in the world, you say?"_

    • @turtleman2564
      @turtleman2564 5 років тому +1

      Hidden Bunnies no that’s not what it says

    • @nefariousvii5255
      @nefariousvii5255 5 років тому +15

      @@turtleman2564 Not every google answer is the same you twat.

    • @glamourmoonz
      @glamourmoonz 5 років тому +8

      Google is Wrong. We can set an microwave on fire and just brush it off like nobody lives in that house

    • @Blueberi4
      @Blueberi4 5 років тому +6

      Welllllllllll, thats true if the only nation that exists in Canada

    • @nefariousvii5255
      @nefariousvii5255 4 роки тому

      @@Blueberi4 True

  • @THATRANDOMDUDE99999
    @THATRANDOMDUDE99999 5 років тому +659

    The Canadian Goverment: “Gee, Justin. What are we gonna do tonight?”
    Justin Trudeau: “The same thing we do every night... try to take over the world!”

    • @cole_3374
      @cole_3374 4 роки тому

      ThatRandomDude 999999 I refuse to like this comment bc it has 69 likes but good comment

    • @bulbusarues
      @bulbusarues 4 роки тому +26

      Actually since it’s Trudeau it would sound like this
      Uhh ahh umm hmm ahh ohhh ummm ok let’s ummm okkk so umm hmmm take over the world how about that?

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 роки тому +2

      They're Pinky and The Brain
      Yes, Pinky and The Brain
      One is a genius
      The other's insane.

    • @imperiumcommentingnetwork4677
      @imperiumcommentingnetwork4677 4 роки тому

      @@DingDingTheUA-camBuddy good summary

    • @reuben4710
      @reuben4710 4 роки тому +4

      More like, "I'm going to be in the Bahamas for the next month"

  • @xX_DrgnSlyr69_Xx
    @xX_DrgnSlyr69_Xx 4 роки тому +235

    Canada : takes over Cuba
    Me : Damn can't wait to go eat my poutine on the beach

    • @heyybigdaddy6988
      @heyybigdaddy6988 4 роки тому +7

      Tristan A. Can't wait to sprinkle some of that pure white coca on my poutine

    • @Mapple-qp6yg
      @Mapple-qp6yg 4 роки тому +5

      Abhijeet Dabas Thats okay so long as the gravy is hot enough to melt the cheese curds

    • @DontEatDeadDove
      @DontEatDeadDove 4 роки тому

      same

    • @DontEatDeadDove
      @DontEatDeadDove 4 роки тому

      @@Mapple-qp6yg true

    • @liuemma7175
      @liuemma7175 4 роки тому

      damn I'm coming over

  • @apophisstr6719
    @apophisstr6719 4 роки тому +37

    "how much maple syrup are you gonna pour on that pancake?"
    Canada "Yes"

    • @elijahaitaok8624
      @elijahaitaok8624 3 роки тому

      Not just the pancakes, but the eggs and bacon too!

  • @dahoot8367
    @dahoot8367 5 років тому +60

    As a Canadian, this makes me a lot happier than it should.

  • @Venom-pp4xf
    @Venom-pp4xf 5 років тому +402

    USA - what did it cost
    Canada - everything

    • @Hilltree_Builds5537
      @Hilltree_Builds5537 5 років тому +37

      USA: what did you gain
      CANADA: everything

    • @glass4600
      @glass4600 5 років тому +5

      I thought it cost like 16 bajillion dollars

    • @GreasyMint
      @GreasyMint 5 років тому

      Good one

  • @rainbowmelody4393
    @rainbowmelody4393 5 років тому +254

    “Canada has declared war on Spain”
    Me, Spanish: bless our merciful lord and savior Canada *sweats*

  • @epicman9516
    @epicman9516 4 роки тому +32

    World:
    Canada: peace was never an option

  • @gruesometoucan2332
    @gruesometoucan2332 5 років тому +783

    Before we attack, we send a letter that just say "Welcome to Canada. Sorry."

    • @shadowstriker6506
      @shadowstriker6506 5 років тому +51

      “What do they mean ‘Welcome to Canada’ this is the US?”
      “Sir Canada is taking over”
      “Oh”

    • @Moff00388
      @Moff00388 5 років тому +18

      Justin Trudeau whould just be saying sorry over and over on live television for every city taken over

    • @zeppelin67637
      @zeppelin67637 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @kyledowning3578
      @kyledowning3578 5 років тому +2

      Rofl almost spit out my drink with this comment

    • @_.onyx._.
      @_.onyx._. 5 років тому +6

      I honestly wouldn’t have a problem with Canada taking over like- I LOVE CANADA IM SORRY

  • @remusvideo
    @remusvideo 5 років тому +562

    Under every Tim Hortons, there is a missile launch facility

    • @NocturnalNovelist
      @NocturnalNovelist 5 років тому +7

      Yes. We have 5 Timmies in my city.
      : )

    • @schlachtfilms7179
      @schlachtfilms7179 5 років тому +1

      So there are missile launch facilities in the Philippines too

    • @hdowding3372
      @hdowding3372 5 років тому

      RémiRem can confirm

    • @thej8330
      @thej8330 5 років тому +1

      @@schlachtfilms7179 Did you mean Canada

    • @schlachtfilms7179
      @schlachtfilms7179 5 років тому

      Mariette Corveleijn i dont live in canada i live in the philippines and there are tim hortons there

  • @imscaredofchairs6806
    @imscaredofchairs6806 4 роки тому +545

    America: *sobbing*
    Canada: LOOK WHO’S SORRY NOW

  • @wildcard3883
    @wildcard3883 4 роки тому +28

    America: Bumps into Canada and does not say sorry
    Canada:"So you have chosen Death"

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 5 років тому +507

    "Canada has smashed through to Manchester"
    *confused Britishness intensifies*

    • @lauraburns8921
      @lauraburns8921 4 роки тому

      Alex Benavidez Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking this 😂

    • @TheBeerae
      @TheBeerae 4 роки тому +2

      Laura Burns ikr ikrikrikrikrikrikrikrikrikrikrikrikr

    • @Enya_Mae
      @Enya_Mae 4 роки тому +2

      Alex Benavidez
      Yes my brain is in shambles

    • @thecatonacouch9371
      @thecatonacouch9371 4 роки тому +2

      Now Manchester is truly red

    • @MuckyPup329
      @MuckyPup329 4 роки тому +2

      I live on the US east coast and every place name sounds English. I'm thinking the early colonists weren't the most creative sort. They were basically like "Where did we come from...? Yeah let's name our settlement that"

  • @chad_b
    @chad_b 5 років тому +251

    As a Canadian I find this hilarious lol

  • @laughtrack686
    @laughtrack686 5 років тому +96

    As a Canadian citizen, I can confirm that Canada is like a bees nest. As long as you don’t poke it, you’ll be fine.

    • @doodlytoodly9806
      @doodlytoodly9806 5 років тому +1

      LaughTrack or burn there towns...America’s learned this already

    • @DRIVEN2WIN
      @DRIVEN2WIN 5 років тому +1

      Nobody pokes it because you guys are hiding behind the U S

  • @shinobudoxx8518
    @shinobudoxx8518 4 роки тому +39

    Only hispanics will understand: When mexico was burning on fire i was like “how can vaporub and chanclas save you now”

  • @DarkX_49
    @DarkX_49 5 років тому +600

    (Canada takes over the whole entire world)
    Person: hey man were do you live?
    "Canada."

    • @shadowstriker6506
      @shadowstriker6506 5 років тому +20

      “Canada down under”

    • @SharowbladyeGaymerPorate
      @SharowbladyeGaymerPorate 5 років тому +18

      "me too it was formally called America"

    • @justtyngascon6789
      @justtyngascon6789 5 років тому +9

      @@SharowbladyeGaymerPorate its United states of America, because its in the Americas, meaning we could say Mexico of america, or Canada of America. so were all from America.

    • @SharowbladyeGaymerPorate
      @SharowbladyeGaymerPorate 5 років тому +1

      @@justtyngascon6789 you have a point

    • @justtyngascon6789
      @justtyngascon6789 5 років тому +5

      @@SharowbladyeGaymerPorate just thought i should put that out there, wasnt trying to be a dick.

  • @scorpionheart
    @scorpionheart 4 роки тому +244

    Mom, overhearing the video from the other room: What are you watching?
    Me: the news

  • @erenoz2910
    @erenoz2910 5 років тому +266

    Canadians, as they step over charred corpses in the smouldering ashes of their enemies' cities: *I'm sorry, eh!*

    • @nerfllama6975
      @nerfllama6975 5 років тому +10

      We don't say eh

    • @miruneverdies
      @miruneverdies 5 років тому +7

      @@nerfllama6975
      You just said 'eh'.

    • @DoormanSoorman
      @DoormanSoorman 5 років тому

      @@nerfllama6975 👀

    • @Will-zs9ny
      @Will-zs9ny 5 років тому +3

      We say eh all the time, what are you talking about? I'd say it's used about as often as the word "why"

    • @kennedy1551
      @kennedy1551 5 років тому

      Are you American or something no one says eh

  • @george5677
    @george5677 4 роки тому +27

    Title: exist
    “Canada took everything from Mexico to Greenland”
    Other regions like Europe: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!

  • @schmoe5869
    @schmoe5869 5 років тому +250

    This will be the future in a few years. Everyone underestimated Canada. No more

  • @levihull6820
    @levihull6820 5 років тому +139

    What do you want to own?
    Canada: *Yes*

  • @blakelowe1300
    @blakelowe1300 4 роки тому +337

    "Everyone in the entire planet... fears Canada." As it should be.

    • @BWBDCan
      @BWBDCan 4 роки тому +2

      @Junk Mail go look at our history of world war 1 & 2. The Germans feared us for good reasons.

    • @14Viper14
      @14Viper14 4 роки тому +4

      @@BWBDCan Damn right. 2nd Battle of Ypres, Passchendaele, Vimy Ridge, Juno beach...

    • @erichkaufmann5284
      @erichkaufmann5284 4 роки тому +2

      Here in Russia, we call them American puppet and make fun of their military. I’ve never feared Canada, never will and never plan too. Russia is the greatest 🇷🇺🐻💪🏻

    • @BWBDCan
      @BWBDCan 4 роки тому +1

      @@erichkaufmann5284 nothing in Russia is great. Except it's level of stupidity.

    • @mikepurdue7472
      @mikepurdue7472 4 роки тому +2

      @@erichkaufmann5284 except in the world juniours.

  • @jasi00
    @jasi00 4 роки тому +29

    Me, a Canadian: *looks at title*
    As it should be

  • @visionsyn113
    @visionsyn113 5 років тому +262

    People: make fun of Canada
    Canada: Sorry
    No one:
    Canada: THE WORLD IS OURS!

  • @maplefernsby1184
    @maplefernsby1184 4 роки тому +323

    Canada: *Hands out Timmies Coffee*
    America: *Throws onto ground*
    Canada: " *THIS MEANS WAR* "
    America: *Scared American Noises*

  • @Goober11111
    @Goober11111 4 роки тому +180

    Canada: *takes over the world
    Also Canada: Sorry

    • @Cerealbox352
      @Cerealbox352 4 роки тому +5

      TheCrazyGoat we are not as nice you think mate

    • @Ninja1live
      @Ninja1live 4 роки тому

      Not canada takes over the world. Knakistan takes over the world.

    • @onenerdycrow6280
      @onenerdycrow6280 4 роки тому +2

      Me is also a canadian: fellow canadian i think america deserved it, they dont have coffe crisps

    • @PotatoPlaysThePotatoQueen
      @PotatoPlaysThePotatoQueen 4 роки тому +1

      I wish there was a counter that would say how many times in my life i've said Sorry
      (Also the Sorrys in this comment count too) (Also i've been saying sorry ever since I learned how to speak -_-)

    • @onenerdycrow6280
      @onenerdycrow6280 4 роки тому

      sorry is the hardest word not to say

  • @_charles_m_5300
    @_charles_m_5300 4 роки тому +35

    Us Canadians after seeing the title: As balanced as all things should be

  • @Azurade
    @Azurade 5 років тому +296

    When people insult hockey in front of Canadians

    • @ItzCloudChaserr
      @ItzCloudChaserr 5 років тому +5

      Boy, we get very pissed

    • @bread7865
      @bread7865 5 років тому +12

      @@ItzCloudChaserr "whats that you say? Hockey, Tim Hortons and maple syrup is bad? HOW DARE YOU INSULT US GET DESTROYED"

    • @mybeloved3ds351
      @mybeloved3ds351 5 років тому +1

      i can confirm, NEVER mess with our hockey! -=) [other than that we’re quite polite.]

    • @MrMoron231
      @MrMoron231 5 років тому

      Someone: Hockey isn’t that great
      Canada: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL?

    • @catboy1352
      @catboy1352 5 років тому

      Lauren Enslen your a fake

  • @gravlax6472
    @gravlax6472 5 років тому +414

    2018: Elizabeth the second, queen of Canada
    2019: Justin Trudeau, king of England
    How the turntables

    • @Snow-ej5fm
      @Snow-ej5fm 5 років тому +2

      Gravlax king of the world lmao

    • @mattyexplores33
      @mattyexplores33 5 років тому +3

      Justin Trudeau keep him there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sg_mystic
      @sg_mystic 5 років тому +2

      Ew, Justin Trudeau

    • @KittStone
      @KittStone 5 років тому +2

      Bold of you to assume he'd stay in power, and a military coup overthrow didnt spark this conquest

    • @boudicawasnotreallyallthat1020
      @boudicawasnotreallyallthat1020 5 років тому +5

      As a Brit, I'm cool with one of our colonies taking over the world. God knows America has done a terrible job of it.

  • @matturner6890
    @matturner6890 5 років тому +44

    "Canada rules. Game over"
    That was definitely game over for my sides

  • @TheCrazyCapMaster
    @TheCrazyCapMaster 4 роки тому +23

    6:10 “OH. OH. OKAY.”
    *drops pistol, pulls out 2 grenade launchers* 🤣

  • @alistair127
    @alistair127 5 років тому +155

    I can imagine them being like every time they shoot they say “Sorry!” (Don’t attack me I’m Canadian as well)

  • @razgrizraven
    @razgrizraven 5 років тому +388

    That awkward moment, when Detroit is more protected than D.C.

    • @respectpotatoes9969
      @respectpotatoes9969 5 років тому +28

      That awkward moment when I realise I live in Detroit, and know that that the only reason it would be so protected, is because of the Ambassador bridge, not because I'm important.

    • @MrAndrewcoolguy1
      @MrAndrewcoolguy1 5 років тому +10

      ​@@respectpotatoes9969 LMAO Canada got that construction all down Huron Church Rd and to the bridge, It's not even worth trying lol

    • @NakulGanapathy
      @NakulGanapathy 5 років тому +2

      TheSevenareourdemigodheroes Who deserved better same I live here too

    • @razgrizraven
      @razgrizraven 5 років тому

      Coming from a native, we're better equipped for the impending war with snow mexicans than the morons in DC.

    • @NakulGanapathy
      @NakulGanapathy 5 років тому +3

      razgrizraven lmao wtf is a snow mexican

  • @JuanCurmina
    @JuanCurmina 5 років тому +1911

    So am I supposed to eat my taco with maple syrup now?

    • @jordancup5802
      @jordancup5802 5 років тому +54

      Yep

    • @TheNinthGeneration1
      @TheNinthGeneration1 5 років тому +121

      You don’t already do that?

    • @alicainmauna7249
      @alicainmauna7249 5 років тому +42

      If you wanna eat an international dish, it must go maple syrup.

    • @luc9491
      @luc9491 5 років тому +5

      taco is ban

    • @Tbossgaming
      @Tbossgaming 5 років тому +17

      No I'm a Canadian and I don't eat tocos with maple syrup

  • @imkaityd.154
    @imkaityd.154 4 роки тому +27

    Me in Michigan: Adrian,attack!!!! Get Detroit
    *Canada takes over *
    Michigan : crap

    • @secretsecret7268
      @secretsecret7268 4 роки тому +1

      I'm Kaity D. Me in Canada: don’t worry you’ll get free healthcare great education lot’s of Tim horton’s and maple syrup

    • @lukelyall5879
      @lukelyall5879 3 роки тому

      I learned about that not too long ago being a Michigander

  • @kllause6681
    @kllause6681 5 років тому +177

    welp, there goes my hometown...
    *"OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CANADA, OUR HOME AND NATIVE LANDDDD"*

  • @starraeyes
    @starraeyes 5 років тому +274

    *2019*
    Canada: We'll take over America
    *More Years Later*
    Canada: Welcome to Union of Canadian Nations Parliament or also known as UCNP and USSR is pathetic, in short, we got the Earth in our hands.
    (No offense guys, I'm just making a joke about this game)

    • @juniorturtlez
      @juniorturtlez 5 років тому +2

      Joyce Panopio Elon musk will have mars by then

    • @VoxtiTheArtist
      @VoxtiTheArtist 5 років тому

      Hah

    • @grey2836
      @grey2836 5 років тому +1

      You had to clarify that or the Americans would be all "Ok buddy our bombs are bigger"

    • @grey2836
      @grey2836 5 років тому

      @Abigail Boots I'm not saying you but just look at the other comments

    • @theremmaster6776
      @theremmaster6776 5 років тому +1

      WE ARE EVIL!

  • @baconvideo8413
    @baconvideo8413 4 роки тому +800

    Me, a Canadian watching this video: *Laughs in Canadian*

  • @valkyrierain313
    @valkyrierain313 4 роки тому +10

    And that children, is why you always be nice to canadians

    • @secretsecret7268
      @secretsecret7268 4 роки тому

      Valkyrie Rain Yes or we will take over the planet and then force and brainwash you to be nice and our friend

  • @dakotamathieu3963
    @dakotamathieu3963 4 роки тому +274

    This video: *exists*
    Me, a Canadian: *maple intensifies*

    • @alexv3548
      @alexv3548 4 роки тому +9

      Me, also a Canadian: *politeness intensifies*

    • @iciajay6891
      @iciajay6891 4 роки тому +3

      My blood is maple syrup.

    • @amy2771
      @amy2771 4 роки тому +2

      Me also a Canadian: “sorry”

    • @casual_boredom7195
      @casual_boredom7195 4 роки тому +2

      As All Of Us Here Are Canadian (At Least In This Replies Section) I Can Firmly Say, We Are Sorry Until They Make Us Spill The Holy Grail, *Syrup Du Maple*

    • @Pathfinder-qp1he
      @Pathfinder-qp1he 4 роки тому +1

      Me, a Canadian: //poutine intensifies//

  • @danielluo6499
    @danielluo6499 5 років тому +194

    Sorry. It's ours. Thank you. Pardon me. Sorry. Sorry . Excuse me.

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 років тому +3

      yea pretty much

    • @erica8950
      @erica8950 5 років тому +3

      Eh?

    • @StarfighterTV
      @StarfighterTV 5 років тому +11

      Just gonna nuke ya there bud sorry about that

    • @etherealkkwf
      @etherealkkwf 5 років тому +5

      Is that what you guys would say?
      *takes over half of America*
      Sorry, excuse me, yeah , pardon me, thank you , yeah yeah, thanks , ok.
      Lol , I’m American, this is just my guess

    • @eli-oq9uv
      @eli-oq9uv 5 років тому +4

      Sory aboot that bud

  • @GipGap
    @GipGap 5 років тому +418

    Literally all the comments are like " as a Canadian, I enjoyed this. (🔥‿🔥)"

    • @johnsanvictores6639
      @johnsanvictores6639 5 років тому +27

      the only time we get noticed

    • @-ineoi-166
      @-ineoi-166 5 років тому +2

      as an American, I enjoy.
      im weird

    • @ApplezzMapping
      @ApplezzMapping 5 років тому +1

      Canada and America are allies they helped fight WW2 ain't that cool

    • @james-cg4hb
      @james-cg4hb 5 років тому +2

      As is Canadian this is not a problem. Seriously though eh

    • @osamabinladen9274
      @osamabinladen9274 5 років тому +3

      As a Canadian, I enjoyed this comment.

  • @FlairzXD
    @FlairzXD 4 роки тому +23

    Gray: gives Canada unlimited money
    Me: laughs while drinking Tim Horton’s

  • @sch_08
    @sch_08 5 років тому +438

    Friend: where are you from?
    Me: The only country in the world. CANADA.

    • @Krystalmoon101
      @Krystalmoon101 5 років тому +5

      But what part of Canada is the question lol

    • @greaserat4126
      @greaserat4126 5 років тому

      Pre world domination Russia

    • @sch_08
      @sch_08 5 років тому +1

      An entire country is a Provence.

    • @randomhuman2245
      @randomhuman2245 5 років тому

      @A \ I am a proud British Colombian

  • @Ballacha
    @Ballacha 5 років тому +37

    imagine having horrifying flashbacks every time you hear the word "sorry". that's what happened to people on earth after this war.

  • @mewxtherealitygod4706
    @mewxtherealitygod4706 5 років тому +204

    USA: WE ARE THE SUPREME COLONY!!
    CANADA: hold ma maple syrup. *cracks knuckles*

    • @jaredpitts8014
      @jaredpitts8014 5 років тому +1

      In the virtual world not the real world yes

    • @xxkillerartxx5133
      @xxkillerartxx5133 5 років тому

      No no no it goes like this.. Ya sure about that bud? We got moose, geese, plenty of trees, a ton of hockey players,and Tim Horton’s.

  • @stormoftheyear9913
    @stormoftheyear9913 4 роки тому +14

    “Tim Hortons International Airport” I find that funny cause I can look out my window and see Tim Hortons. Thx for giving us power lol

  • @VelvetShi
    @VelvetShi 4 роки тому +154

    canada: lets everyone try there timmies
    the rest of the world: *doesn't like it*
    canada: *destroys the world*
    and thats how this happened

    • @invalid5777
      @invalid5777 4 роки тому +1

      How much I wish you weren't Canadian

    • @VelvetShi
      @VelvetShi 4 роки тому +5

      @@invalid5777 lmao timmies is the best change my mind

    • @invalid5777
      @invalid5777 4 роки тому +2

      @@VelvetShi tims aren't even good and I'm a canadian saying that

    • @VelvetShi
      @VelvetShi 4 роки тому +1

      Ouch

    • @invalid5777
      @invalid5777 4 роки тому +2

      @@VelvetShi please do not ever say your Canadian and move to different country and revoke your citizenship thank you.

  • @drderp7902
    @drderp7902 5 років тому +342

    Canada takes over the world.
    Me, a Canadian: : )

    • @SgtCheemsy
      @SgtCheemsy 4 роки тому +3

      @Jane Crawford and me also a fellow canadian:)

    • @dustin4
      @dustin4 4 роки тому +2

      hello family wanna go to Tim Hortons

    • @comradestar5584
      @comradestar5584 4 роки тому +1

      :)

    • @yeeboi3210
      @yeeboi3210 4 роки тому

      DustinDaDevil me

    • @mayo3719
      @mayo3719 4 роки тому

      DustinDaDevil I’m going

  • @ichiwoshi
    @ichiwoshi 4 роки тому +123

    Canada weaponized their tim Horton's coffee somehow.
    That's how they ruled the world

    • @ichiwoshi
      @ichiwoshi 4 роки тому +3

      @Tetrimas this is exactly what happens when an American doesnt say thank you to us when we hold the door to a mall. They shouldn't mess with us eh!

    • @canadianlegendeh3536
      @canadianlegendeh3536 4 роки тому

      MindBlownMC yes it is. Eh

    • @doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802
      @doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802 4 роки тому

      We used crappy coffee to take over the world

    • @brandenrozek4878
      @brandenrozek4878 4 роки тому

      oh yes have u heard of roll the rim we get free guns

  • @drelezar7745
    @drelezar7745 4 роки тому +13

    *Sees a phrase engraved on the gate of heaven*. “Canada Rules. Game Over”