I Got Elected as President So I Nuked Canada - Power and Revolution 2019

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  • I Got Elected as President So I Nuked Canada - Power and Revolution 2019
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  • @GrayStillPlays
    @GrayStillPlays  5 років тому +4546

    Canada doesn't take any crap, they used chemical weapons on New Jersey. I couldn't even get my Chief of Army to approve chemical weapons.

    • @mushroomflow8499
      @mushroomflow8499 5 років тому +38

      Okay

    • @mushroomflow8499
      @mushroomflow8499 5 років тому +32

      @@CoolbroCoolbro-np7yq no.

    • @-fallen8770
      @-fallen8770 5 років тому +36

      GrayStillPlays you should play Hearts Of Iron 4

    • @minsin56
      @minsin56 5 років тому +10

      will you ever go back to 30min videos

    • @Jay-ht3jy
      @Jay-ht3jy 5 років тому +20

      @Coolbro66 Coolbro666 Calm down snowflake. It's a video game

  • @thizziswhatitizzz2548
    @thizziswhatitizzz2548 5 років тому +2231

    Notice how Russia was straight chillin that whole time lmfao

    • @curtisholsinger6023
      @curtisholsinger6023 5 років тому +290

      WTF would make them even act. They get to see the world on fire and they dont even have to do something. The Russian plan of action would read something like this:
      1. Put feet on table
      2. Pour drink
      3. Laugh

    • @gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252
      @gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252 5 років тому +80

      @@curtisholsinger6023 number 2 should be squat

    • @HONKV
      @HONKV 5 років тому +37

      @@gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252 and say oooopaaa

    • @W-2Forms
      @W-2Forms 5 років тому +13

      switzerland*

    • @jacktheflash8478
      @jacktheflash8478 5 років тому +8

      And Australia

  • @shutup8484
    @shutup8484 5 років тому +14

    9:33 decimated New Jersey that’s my home CITY

  • @jayjones4150
    @jayjones4150 4 роки тому +2

    Puts Terrorism at highest level then proceeds to be put on government watch list

  • @marcbyrnes293
    @marcbyrnes293 3 роки тому

    When Gray plays, the Cosmos tremble. Groan..here we hope again. Yet another end of the world.

  • @lilydragon161
    @lilydragon161 4 роки тому

    we all should be thank full that gray became a youtuber and not a politician.

  • @OctogonOxygen024816
    @OctogonOxygen024816 4 роки тому

    I'm a simple.man, I see cityscape and graystillplays and I like,share and sub lol

  • @Cal-xe9ru
    @Cal-xe9ru 3 роки тому +1

    They should’ve made Arnold Schwarzenegger the governor

  • @axel6437
    @axel6437 4 роки тому +1

    Game: California declares war on USA
    Me: ????????

  • @duglife2230
    @duglife2230 5 років тому

    *[George Washington liked that]*

  • @mr.speyside5240
    @mr.speyside5240 4 роки тому

    What did Canada do? Forget to export enough maple syrup?

  • @TheCronq
    @TheCronq 4 роки тому +3

    The rioters beating the crap of the police everywhere hits a little to close to home

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 2 роки тому

      Only if you believe the stories put out by cops. If you believe the stories of the protestors who were there usin their freedom of speech you hear a diff story.
      You hear tales of protestors bein corraled by cops until theyre stuck in and then ordered to disperse and blocked when they try to until the cops declare it an unlawful riot for failin to disperse and start tear gassing folks and arrestin ppl.
      You hear tales of protestors in Portland who were out singing revolutionary songs and demandin change who had cops show up in full riot gear bcuz of their singing and who suddenly mobbed on the entire crowd when some kid chucked an empty water bottle in their direction.
      But hey, why believe the folks just exercisin their freedom of speech over the cops who literally only existed at those protests to suppress the right to freedom to protest.
      I was there in Salem OR on the start of things at the first vigil of 2020 there and i only barely got out of there five mins before cops began surroundin the capitol buildin and declarin it an unlawful riot that was breakin a curfew they just announced less than an hr prior and made no mention of at any pt to the protestors until then. And those cops did that mere mins after takin a knee as part of a publicity stunt to make them not look like the vile excuse for human beings they are

  • @jeff_nuggs4566
    @jeff_nuggs4566 4 роки тому

    This man predicted 2020

  • @JeffreyJetsKohut
    @JeffreyJetsKohut 2 роки тому

    8:05 - Thumbs down for nuking Winnipeg! That is where I am from!

  • @ladylestranj
    @ladylestranj 5 років тому +836

    Did i just watch the whole world destruct while John Oliver watches in the corner?

    • @moondust2365
      @moondust2365 5 років тому +24

      Yep. Very much so, technically. Apparently, a bunch of people, including myself, see the guy and see John Oliver. Like the man geniunely looks like John Oliver! Some parts aren't the same here and there though so I'm guessing someone wanted to copy his face? IDK
      lol 😂

    • @daniel4647
      @daniel4647 5 років тому +15

      Thanks for commenting on that. The other guy is clearly John Malkovich, and the military guy is John McCain. Lot's of Johns in this game.

    • @lilliancat4840
      @lilliancat4840 5 років тому +1

      That's Archibald such and such the jackass that only helped me in this French game after I already knew how to play it

    • @Geno2733
      @Geno2733 5 років тому +2

      ...With SHITTY graphics.

    • @Pfromm007
      @Pfromm007 5 років тому +2

      I don't know, looks like Harry Potter reflected in a door knob.

  • @bedens9260
    @bedens9260 4 роки тому +509

    2030, the year of chaos?
    You're about 10 years to late....

  • @yoelmio533
    @yoelmio533 5 років тому +546

    Gray: nukes Canada
    Also Gray: well guys we did it, unemployment is no more.

  • @jaya_9090
    @jaya_9090 4 роки тому +218

    "I'm going to click on some buttons and hope that things happen."
    *my entire life in a nutshell*

    • @nicoyoung16
      @nicoyoung16 4 роки тому +2

      Juliana Stanpike same

    • @googlreviews7813
      @googlreviews7813 2 роки тому +3

      He stole that line from president Trump when he took office 🤣😄🤣

  • @justinaledbetter6658
    @justinaledbetter6658 4 роки тому +306

    It says 2030, but everyone knows it's July 2020.

    • @bohnebohne2228
      @bohnebohne2228 4 роки тому +1

      September 2020

    • @AssociatedDairies
      @AssociatedDairies 3 роки тому +2

      Nah just 2020 in general

    • @TheCulturedMan34
      @TheCulturedMan34 3 роки тому +1

      Predicting another hell in 10 years

    • @Cryton12345
      @Cryton12345 3 роки тому

      Nah mexico will declare war on the us first

    • @Jeff-uk9cu
      @Jeff-uk9cu 11 місяців тому

      And now it's 2023 and shits hitting the fan and war is getting closer to our back yard and already in the backyard or many

  • @IAmNotYourProblem
    @IAmNotYourProblem 5 років тому +479

    “I’m sorry Canada. I know, I know, you’re sorry too.”
    I started screaming 😂😂 well played

    • @alexc9434
      @alexc9434 4 роки тому +8

      Ms Maybe screaming? You sure? You sure you were screaming?

  • @AlabamaSoldier
    @AlabamaSoldier 4 роки тому +251

    "I'm gonna drop a nuke on Canada!"
    Canada: *confused apologies*

  • @dr.deadpool5959
    @dr.deadpool5959 5 років тому +951

    *Florida declares war on the United States*
    United States: *throws a bunch of alligators at them*
    *Secret Weapon: Artificial Hurricane*

    • @some.weirdo.guitarist
      @some.weirdo.guitarist 5 років тому +9

      I hope Florida has a lot of happy Gilmors

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 5 років тому +60

      Breaking news: Florida man makes an army consisting of only alligators

    • @coreyd528
      @coreyd528 5 років тому +34

      YOU FOOL!!!! You just fueled The Florida Mans army

    • @maverickmason4946
      @maverickmason4946 5 років тому +12

      Oh yeah weaponized alligators! Thanks for the idea. 💡

    • @foxyhawks906
      @foxyhawks906 5 років тому +1

      Send in boa constrictors

  • @emilyratterree2818
    @emilyratterree2818 5 років тому +759

    American people: let's elect Gray as President!!!!
    Gray: *Silently thinking to himself* Canada you're going down

    • @m4strqwief694
      @m4strqwief694 4 роки тому +7

      Emily Ratterree
      Looks USA is going down lmao

    • @chrishuber8930
      @chrishuber8930 4 роки тому +5

      Come on us canadians are nice!

    • @thepuppet1529
      @thepuppet1529 4 роки тому +1

      He culd be could cuz he always knows what NOT to do

    • @timothyvanringelenstijn5987
      @timothyvanringelenstijn5987 4 роки тому +1

      and yet at the end of the video... canada was still standing.
      tbh despite his rants, i doubt he has any dislike of any form against canada

    • @RoryHF
      @RoryHF 4 роки тому

      Ha... but I’m Canadian 😔 oh well 😊

  • @lainweitzel4147
    @lainweitzel4147 5 років тому +389

    Game: try and make world Peace
    Gray: how long will it take me to turn the world to sadness and depression?

    • @qazxsw21000
      @qazxsw21000 3 роки тому +1

      My favorite part is how it took only a minute and all he did was declare war on Canada

  • @leonkernan
    @leonkernan 5 років тому +706

    And once again Australia avoids everything

    • @jacktheflash8478
      @jacktheflash8478 5 років тому +20

      It’s because no one wants to mess with us there armies won’t survive here

    • @flako3902
      @flako3902 5 років тому +51

      @@jacktheflash8478 and because there's literally nothing worth taking

    • @jacktheflash8478
      @jacktheflash8478 5 років тому +7

      Flako what about our food?

    • @flako3902
      @flako3902 5 років тому +22

      @@jacktheflash8478 you openly export 65% of what you produce...... Why would anyone start a war to gain something that is readily available for a much cheaper cost. Wars are expensive. Nobody benefits from that scenario

    • @jacktheflash8478
      @jacktheflash8478 5 років тому +7

      Flako idk our food is pretty good

  • @WashingtonSanchez
    @WashingtonSanchez 4 роки тому +160

    Wow, this aged well.

    • @eoinnguth4860
      @eoinnguth4860 3 роки тому +4

      Still aging well

    • @eoinnguth4860
      @eoinnguth4860 3 роки тому +7

      softy You know something I don’t?

    • @brandonwilliams1625
      @brandonwilliams1625 3 роки тому +1

      @@eoinnguth4860 no actually that's next week this week is the zombie apocalypse

    • @spasménos-r5g
      @spasménos-r5g 3 роки тому +2

      Don't give this man any more likes we need to keep the likes pure at 69

    • @slither-eh1hq
      @slither-eh1hq 3 роки тому

      Ahhhhhhhh

  • @Emperor-Sheev-Palpatine5746
    @Emperor-Sheev-Palpatine5746 5 років тому +253

    California: declares war on USA
    USA: are we a joke to you

    • @norjainvictus735
      @norjainvictus735 5 років тому +39

      Well, it'd be a pretty good story for the grand children. 'Hey kids, you see the wreckage of what was once Liberal central over there? Yeah, the dumbasses tried to go to war with the rest of the country. Didn't work out well for 'em.'

    • @phantom8926
      @phantom8926 4 роки тому +5

      @@norjainvictus735 , I wish I could love this response.

    • @kingloui9819
      @kingloui9819 4 роки тому +5

      Sgt Invictus you do forget that destroying California is destroying 16% of the USA gdp

    • @phantom8926
      @phantom8926 4 роки тому +9

      @@kingloui9819 considering they're just bankrupting themselves every year and refuse common sense, I'm ok with keeping 84% majority of our GDP without their 16%.

    • @davidroyl2241
      @davidroyl2241 4 роки тому +7

      Why does everyone bitch about California?

  • @ReformedSooner24
    @ReformedSooner24 5 років тому +1729

    California: secedes
    Also California: loses war
    Texas, Virginia, Arkansas, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and Tennessee: first time?

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 5 років тому +56

      california wants to return to statehood...the rest of the country (the sane bits) decline their pleas and issue tasers to their population to prevent anyone from california from crossing the border

    • @jblob5764
      @jblob5764 5 років тому +8

      Lmao we done 😂

    • @SingleStepStudios
      @SingleStepStudios 5 років тому +20

      You forgot Florida

    • @that1nerdyblackgirl736
      @that1nerdyblackgirl736 5 років тому +2

      XD

    • @Geno2733
      @Geno2733 5 років тому +6

      West Virginia.

  • @mrsirdba
    @mrsirdba 4 роки тому +65

    They misspelled it, it’s Chaos 2020

  • @hyunxzseu
    @hyunxzseu 5 років тому +265

    Trump: how do i lower unemployment rates?
    advisor: lets ask gray
    Gray: Nuke everything

  • @gravity4261
    @gravity4261 5 років тому +427

    Grey, the only gaming channel that distributes cancer with phones, steals furniture as hobo's and turns Mount Everest into a sunflower crop. And yes folks... He still plays.

    • @Tuulos
      @Tuulos 5 років тому +14

      I don't wish to know what happens when Gray gets serious.

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 років тому +5

      @@Tuulos the same thing except on a bigger scale

    • @silentkiller944.
      @silentkiller944. 5 років тому

      you cant stump the gnome

    • @gravity4261
      @gravity4261 5 років тому

      @@silentkiller944. but AM an gnome, and my name is stump.

    • @hebpennington
      @hebpennington 5 років тому

      Stump The Gnome its Gray not Grey

  • @sav6057
    @sav6057 5 років тому +105

    "don't worry this is in 2030"
    yeah and that's only a little over 10 years from now...

    • @crazycat3493
      @crazycat3493 4 роки тому

      Savanna Wright yep and it’s seems more likely

    • @Neakal
      @Neakal 4 роки тому +4

      Honestly, the way 2020 is going...

    • @bryanprice9328
      @bryanprice9328 4 роки тому +2

      Savanna Wright This comment did not age well...

  • @maxnocz
    @maxnocz 5 років тому +348

    "this is the most smug looking bastard I have ever seen in vid game in my entire life"
    Dude literally looks like Bill Gates. LMAO

  • @hoodieleek4272
    @hoodieleek4272 5 років тому +250

    "How many world problems do you want?"
    Yes.

  • @Khan_Entertainment
    @Khan_Entertainment 4 роки тому +42

    North Korea: I'll beat ya up, US!
    Gray: Hold my beer

  • @markolitvic6981
    @markolitvic6981 5 років тому +330

    13:48 "Croatia declares war on China."
    #Realism

    • @coolguy3848
      @coolguy3848 5 років тому +12

      China would rape Croatia within hours

    • @paulghencea9037
      @paulghencea9037 5 років тому +3

      @@coolguy3848 Maybe în a few weeks

    • @coolguy3848
      @coolguy3848 5 років тому +9

      @@paulghencea9037 Yup. I searched it up and the geography of croatia will make china finish it up with a week or two. Thanks for supporting Paul..

    • @sorrowandsufferin924
      @sorrowandsufferin924 5 років тому

      @@coolguy3848 Is this still true if we consider the couple atomic bombs dropped by the UK over China?

    • @coolguy3848
      @coolguy3848 5 років тому

      @@sorrowandsufferin924 What and when do you mean? Atomic bomb time is over now. Its time for nuclear or hydrogen bomb.

  • @gravity4261
    @gravity4261 5 років тому +249

    Grey still plays, the only gaming channel that can turn any game into a " How to break a game" simulator

    • @TheNuclearDragon
      @TheNuclearDragon 5 років тому +13

      I agree, but if you want to see real game breaking go watch The Spiffing Brit but still watch Gray he is awesome

    • @HenriqueRJchiki
      @HenriqueRJchiki 5 років тому +1

      the spiffing brit literally does that tho

    • @mortemtyrannus8813
      @mortemtyrannus8813 5 років тому

      Spiffing Brit - X is a Totally Balanced Game With No Exploits series. Because nothing is as broken as cows in Stronghold Crusaders.

  • @camerondurham3923
    @camerondurham3923 4 роки тому +87

    America: Shoots bullets
    Canada: Shoots hockey pucks

    • @joshuakostiuk2352
      @joshuakostiuk2352 4 роки тому +2

      Hockey pucks hurt more...

    • @aliarts8968
      @aliarts8968 4 роки тому +2

      @@joshuakostiuk2352 yes I got hit with one in the face
      It hurt

    • @joshuakostiuk2352
      @joshuakostiuk2352 4 роки тому +1

      @@aliarts8968 same, Canadians eh?

    • @aliarts8968
      @aliarts8968 4 роки тому +2

      Well I'm actually Swiss but I was born and raised in Canada I feel very nutruel about this video
      Ya I fluent in English but have a hard time writing since my first language is Swiss dialect

    • @joshuakostiuk2352
      @joshuakostiuk2352 4 роки тому +1

      @@aliarts8968 well you're doing pretty damn great. Keep playing hockey, and maybe stop eating the pucks lol. Cheers dude

  • @steelerskc
    @steelerskc 5 років тому +331

    No one:
    GrayStillPlays:This is the only game I can be the worst _____

    • @taktischesgenie331
      @taktischesgenie331 5 років тому +1

      at ?

    • @MagickFireWolf
      @MagickFireWolf 5 років тому +9

      The only game you can pretend to be Donald Trump.

    • @Missingno_Miner
      @Missingno_Miner 5 років тому +4

      @@MagickFireWolf the only game where you can be more of an a**hole than trump. I am canadian and i am personnaly offended.

    • @exmaarmaca
      @exmaarmaca 5 років тому +1

      Just ask Kevin, he is the most evil fecker aside our great lider JIm Pickens...

    • @cyodylolgaming
      @cyodylolgaming 5 років тому

      missingno miner why ?

  • @lennaymaboyyy4848
    @lennaymaboyyy4848 5 років тому +288

    *canadians will remember this*

    • @6th_Army
      @6th_Army 5 років тому +11

      Last time that happened we had the good Trudeau.

    • @firespirit383
      @firespirit383 5 років тому +2

      WE WILL RISE

    • @QueerAndHunger
      @QueerAndHunger 5 років тому +16

      Canadians: **angry maple syrup noises**

    • @26adex
      @26adex 5 років тому +3

      The north remembers

    • @J8DENTHECANADIAN
      @J8DENTHECANADIAN 2 роки тому +1

      I do

  • @AmethystSnow
    @AmethystSnow 5 років тому +40

    "Faced with the repeated provocation from this rogue nation"
    Canada: ...Sorry.

  • @tiagox3275
    @tiagox3275 5 років тому +220

    those characters look like they were made in TES4 Oblivion

    • @naranara1690
      @naranara1690 5 років тому +9

      "We have to destroy Canada before it destroys us. AAAIIEEE!!"

    • @justiciar1964
      @justiciar1964 5 років тому +3

      Any news from the other (canadian) provinces?

    • @poiuytrewq11422
      @poiuytrewq11422 5 років тому +1

      "Burgah!"

    • @The_Vent_Goblin
      @The_Vent_Goblin 5 років тому +2

      Stop! You have violated the law! Your stolen goods are now forfeit!

    • @thecatfather857
      @thecatfather857 5 років тому +2

      WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE??????!!!!!!

  • @mac3614
    @mac3614 5 років тому +126

    It seems that youtube recommendations bought us all together again

  • @sethguardado8178
    @sethguardado8178 4 роки тому +20

    *In an interview*
    News Channel- “so why did you nuke Canada?”
    “I like Canada”

  • @Markyroson
    @Markyroson 5 років тому +139

    I don’t know how I feel about ‘liking’ this as I am in Canada.......

    • @Ryan-bl8ln
      @Ryan-bl8ln 5 років тому +7

      Donkey dare you to like the video

    • @VivyX2
      @VivyX2 5 років тому +1

      DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!

    • @garrettallen7427
      @garrettallen7427 5 років тому +8

      Markyroson LIKE IT OR BE INVADED!

    • @TheTrueBallin
      @TheTrueBallin 5 років тому +3

      This is what probably started the war

    • @thegreycrusader
      @thegreycrusader 5 років тому +8

      Like the video to become an honorary American

  • @DjPenguino3449
    @DjPenguino3449 5 років тому +56

    1:44 Gray:"Im sorry Canada"
    Canada:"..."
    Gray:"I know, I know you're" sorry too"
    😂😂

  • @ZX6R2KGT
    @ZX6R2KGT 5 років тому +38

    Holy crap...I live in Lubbock. I can't believe they have that in this game. Thanks for sending emergency aid Gray!

    • @tyecodd245
      @tyecodd245 5 років тому +2

      So Frosty same dude I was so shocked that the game actually knew that our Plato exists

    • @ZX6R2KGT
      @ZX6R2KGT 5 років тому +1

      @@tyecodd245 I guess if you think about it, it's a fairly large city for what's around it. Buuuut that's not saying much. haha

  • @theonlyshinyumbreon
    @theonlyshinyumbreon 5 років тому +422

    *_THOSE CANADIANS WERE JUST TOO DAMN NICE. THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY PLANNING SOMETHING!_*

  • @DerEvie
    @DerEvie 5 років тому +282

    *California declares war on united states*
    United States: *Pushes them into the ocean*
    Edit - I didnt think this would be so popular, thanks guys

    • @SiegedHeart
      @SiegedHeart 5 років тому +2

      thats why we have NOLEGE and how i got my wamborghini

    • @wjw8w8whhe
      @wjw8w8whhe 5 років тому +1

      oof

    • @sowiwiody3681
      @sowiwiody3681 5 років тому +5

      WHY DON'T WE TAKE CALIFORNIA, AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?

    • @iloveu5944
      @iloveu5944 5 років тому +1

      koolcat420 yet California will have no soldiers no supplies and they will have nothing lol

    • @gurgy3
      @gurgy3 5 років тому +4

      koolcat420 Yet the state is bankrupt, yup that adds up. The only big market you have is the film industry, we can live without Star Wars Episode LVII thanks. Can your denizens live without Federal housing subsidies?

  • @NethanMontgomery
    @NethanMontgomery 4 роки тому +13

    "Why canada? I dont know, cause im lazy and theyre close" no truer words could be spoken.

  • @VirgonianConqueror
    @VirgonianConqueror 5 років тому +111

    Did any of you noticed on the left in 13:48 it says: Croatia declares war on China
    XD

    • @SingleStepStudios
      @SingleStepStudios 5 років тому +8

      Virginian Mapping well that’s not going to last long 😂

    • @kv-2thekingofderp866
      @kv-2thekingofderp866 4 роки тому +12

      And then, after China conquers Croatia, they'll run away after realizing the amount of corruption they'll have to deal with.
      A few days later China goes into depression after our corrupt politicians snuck in and somehow managed to steal everything.

    • @gustavfrye2736
      @gustavfrye2736 4 роки тому +5

      @@kv-2thekingofderp866 sounds like an European version of Brazil... or any south American country tbh

  • @-.-_-.-_-.-_-.-_-.-_-.-_-
    @-.-_-.-_-.-_-.-_-.-_-.-_- 5 років тому +291

    Gray: * sets everything to the max, basically max chaos *
    Gray again: Wow, so many riots and war, what a chaos, I am really surprised

  • @armybear2
    @armybear2 5 років тому +52

    The smug guy looks like John Oliver. The guy congratulating you for some reason looks like John Malkovich

    • @SpannyShot
      @SpannyShot 5 років тому +1

      armybear1 I was thinking the exact same thing. The character models must be based off of them or something

    • @Thisworldisagoner
      @Thisworldisagoner 5 років тому

      Yaaaaas!!!

    • @sufferationist
      @sufferationist 5 років тому

      I was just about to comment that. Def looks like John Malkovich

    • @valiantdiesel1332
      @valiantdiesel1332 5 років тому

      Waiting for that comment lol

  • @Phoenixesper1
    @Phoenixesper1 5 років тому +18

    "Due to the repeated provocations of canada... I have declared war on them!"
    YEAH! blood vengence for unleashing Justin beiber and quebec harboring the international scourge that are mimes!"

  • @TheoSloat
    @TheoSloat 5 років тому +94

    The north end of Winnipeg would be improved by a nuke or two

  • @StoneCanyonCreatives
    @StoneCanyonCreatives 4 роки тому +73

    “Swine flu epidemic?”
    *me currently under state lockdown from Wuhan virus*: yeah you can just ignore that. It’s not gonna matter anyway

    • @nadroj-88
      @nadroj-88 4 роки тому +8

      Mudestrial Autarchy it’s not the wuhan virus. Ignorant person. Might as well call the swine flu America virus.

    • @cooldude2999
      @cooldude2999 4 роки тому +1

      @@nadroj-88 but the Spanish flu

    • @nadroj-88
      @nadroj-88 4 роки тому +1

      @@cooldude2999 yeah another point. People in the western world tend to call disease from other places the name of where there from. "China virus" "Wuhan virus" "Spanish flu" when again, nobody calls swine flu America flu. Plus covid 19 has a name

    • @kylealexander7024
      @kylealexander7024 4 роки тому +3

      @@nadroj-88 covid-19 is the disease caused by SARS-CoV-2 virus

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 4 роки тому +2

      Jordan Rucksack 123
      Kung-Flu

  • @henryhoneybadger2947
    @henryhoneybadger2947 5 років тому +158

    Why does Canada have a Tiger tank from World War II in active service? That should be at a museum! 😂

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 5 років тому +19

      Panama Hat: SO DO YOU! Throw him over the side!

    • @Tirryna
      @Tirryna 5 років тому +4

      I noticed that!!!! lol!

    • @elysiankentarchy1531
      @elysiankentarchy1531 5 років тому +27

      Canada started breaking out the museum pieces due to shortage of modern weapons.

    • @chadmarch2171
      @chadmarch2171 4 роки тому +5

      Times are tough here man

    • @thegatesofsleep
      @thegatesofsleep 4 роки тому +4

      We have weaponized beavers up here. Watch out.

  • @TimeTraveler22
    @TimeTraveler22 5 років тому +106

    Winnipeg only slightly less inhabitable after the nuke.

    • @cps329
      @cps329 5 років тому +13

      It couldn’t make the roads any worse...

    • @Wheeler590
      @Wheeler590 5 років тому +10

      Less mosquitoes

    • @Wheeler590
      @Wheeler590 5 років тому

      @@cps329 LMAO!

    • @navinoodle4097
      @navinoodle4097 5 років тому +2

      Might even bring the temperature up if we're lucky

    • @GenshinLover283
      @GenshinLover283 5 років тому

      So if Winnipeg got nuked it would actually be better?

  • @AmyAnnLand
    @AmyAnnLand 4 роки тому +19

    Best line: "we're attacking Canada. We're going to want to use nukes for this."

  • @mr.deathstrike9776
    @mr.deathstrike9776 5 років тому +197

    Grey: attacks Canada
    Canada: WTF dude why...
    Grey: because
    Canada: fights back
    Grey: launch's nukes
    Canada: ok WTF man
    Edit: 114 likes cool

    • @tommyagosta30
      @tommyagosta30 5 років тому

      Mr. Deathstrike LOL

    • @khadri.w9989
      @khadri.w9989 5 років тому +2

      Thats bullying

    • @rosehearttoxic1691
      @rosehearttoxic1691 5 років тому

      Under rated comment

    • @Shinkaaaa
      @Shinkaaaa 5 років тому

      no full auto in a BUILDING

    • @q09876543
      @q09876543 5 років тому

      You forgot the western part of Canada, or is Ontario and Quebec the only parts of Canada you know?

  • @denisageev3437
    @denisageev3437 5 років тому +76

    11:41 not surprised that California declared a war on United States to be honest lmaoo

  • @Sara-L
    @Sara-L 4 роки тому +6

    4:15 .. the president is orange.
    With blonde hair.
    And there's chaos.

  • @phatdookie4207
    @phatdookie4207 5 років тому +49

    10:46 *This game..... His face has no expression and he barely opens his mouth but it's funny! And he doesn't sound American.*

  • @danoz67
    @danoz67 5 років тому +69

    And that was the day the US installed a "blow & go" breathalyzer on the nuclear launch console.

  • @W3movedOn
    @W3movedOn 5 років тому +85

    Me:Why canadia were so nice
    Gray: I’m lazy and there close

  • @CelticVictory
    @CelticVictory 5 років тому +24

    "Canada's not to be trifled with." Later: "There's nothing left of Winnipeg anymore."

  • @pansagi
    @pansagi 5 років тому +25

    Some how you managed to achieve all this (being overthrown, causing famine, everything) in the span of a year. All I can do is applaud you for that.

    • @devinrr
      @devinrr 5 років тому

      Pansagi
      Like Lenin lmao

  • @alpacawithouthat987
    @alpacawithouthat987 4 роки тому +13

    I kind of expected California to start a war with itself

  • @MrTroves
    @MrTroves 5 років тому +22

    I see that you are following the Mr Garrison method of Presidency.

  • @DevinAlden
    @DevinAlden 5 років тому +43

    Canada literally does nothing
    USA: heres a couple little nukey bois

    • @86puffpuff86
      @86puffpuff86 5 років тому +5

      what?? u didnt hear about those constant provocations?

    • @elsie1327
      @elsie1327 4 роки тому

      DR. SAVAGE What...?

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 4 роки тому

      US: *what makes me a good demo man?*

  • @Fertro
    @Fertro 4 роки тому +12

    3:59 - "How do you wish to react? SOLDIERS"
    That hits hard now.

  • @bombliechtenstein8046
    @bombliechtenstein8046 5 років тому +105

    America:*Nukes multiple cities* Totally ok
    Canada:*Gases one city*
    America*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
    Don’t worry America next is the White House

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 5 років тому +5

      *_hey remember 1812?_*

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 5 років тому +2

      Hey guess what
      Next is Canada itself blasted off the face of the earth

    • @JaKingScomez
      @JaKingScomez 5 років тому +1

      @@eugenefrausto8475 in a week

  • @Samio352
    @Samio352 5 років тому +62

    I have this game! It's Q U A L I T Y.
    "I'm sorry Canada. Yeah, I know I know, you're sorry too." Gray knows Canadian tradition too well

    • @glacier8678
      @glacier8678 5 років тому

      Samio352 lol Canadian stereotypes haha they're sooooooooooooooooooooo true

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 5 років тому

      😅😂😂😂😂😂 True

    • @zomadziasans8212
      @zomadziasans8212 5 років тому +2

      We’re sorry too.

    • @Dheops
      @Dheops 5 років тому

      We are sorry for you

    • @Chedderbobb
      @Chedderbobb 5 років тому

      Samio352 what game is this

  • @frankb3607
    @frankb3607 5 років тому +18

    *gray nukes Montreal*
    Everyone in Ontario: :)!
    *gray nukes Toronto*
    Everyone else in Canada: :)!

  • @TheJesterCW
    @TheJesterCW 5 років тому +19

    Lmao when you said sorry to Canada and they were sorry, too! I'm Canadian and I can say this is 500% true!
    Thanks for making my day, Gray! Your the best!
    Edit: I'm just gonna come out and say that the Canadian chemical weapons are just gallons of petrol mixed with thicc Quebec syrup, take my word for it.

  • @communistpoland5962
    @communistpoland5962 5 років тому +119

    Its because they bag milk!
    WHO BAGS MILK!?

  • @jackdawson1875
    @jackdawson1875 4 роки тому +3

    10:15 wtf is that German leader

  • @radar_the_fox
    @radar_the_fox 5 років тому +40

    THIS GAME NEEDs A FEATURE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A GREAT WALL, AND RECEIVE A SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS

    • @PoliticsGaming
      @PoliticsGaming 5 років тому

      Actually you can build the wall--

    • @mm-gl7sz
      @mm-gl7sz 4 роки тому

      It needs star trek weapons so I can destroy the entire planet with one shot and use the rubble for fuel for my doomsday weapon

  • @bukkyemmanuel6881
    @bukkyemmanuel6881 4 роки тому +6

    this is literally how trump runs america

  • @yesikn0wimsh0rt
    @yesikn0wimsh0rt 5 років тому +8

    I was looking for my country the whole time (Australia) and I was happy to see, there was nothing going on in or close to Australia 😂

  • @joshuaw_270
    @joshuaw_270 4 роки тому +10

    “Tax on internet access”
    People like me with frontier: *what changed*

  • @CorporalCanada
    @CorporalCanada 4 роки тому +17

    Gray: I’m going to nuke Winnipeg.
    Me: who lives there: Why?

  • @setsunaeien7480
    @setsunaeien7480 5 років тому +31

    Alfred: "Hey Mattie bro! Watcha doin?"
    Matthew:"Oh, I'm fine Alfred. How-"
    Alfred: "Err... Well, I'm sorry bro, but we gotta bomb the hell out of you for no reason."
    Matthew: *Smiles nervously* "Umm... Alfred... Can we tal-"
    Alfred: *Grabs rocket launcher* "Run, Mattie. Run"

    • @katiearbuckle9017
      @katiearbuckle9017 4 роки тому +2

      Sometimes you just need some Fictional Chaos to balance out the Actual real chaos. Even if it is pretty much the same topic.

    • @penelopemayer4040
      @penelopemayer4040 4 роки тому

      Hetalia

  • @RyoCook
    @RyoCook 5 років тому +15

    Tax on internet access... Welcome to France or Austria :D
    Pet tax... Welcome to Germany (kind of)

  • @wowdude4377
    @wowdude4377 5 років тому +13

    Smug dude looks like John Oliver

  • @tonysolar284
    @tonysolar284 5 років тому +22

    1:28 I didn't know John Oliver was in this game.

  • @penguin536
    @penguin536 5 років тому +7

    "New Jersey? That's my home city!"

  • @senpaisaiyan9667
    @senpaisaiyan9667 4 роки тому +7

    Am I the only one who’s gonna point out that’s John malkovich 10:50

    • @nyck1d36
      @nyck1d36 4 роки тому +1

      Saiyan God of The Shinobi Word yes

  • @KentoBentoBox
    @KentoBentoBox 5 років тому +5

    The Canadians then apologized for being Nuked

  • @mistermacaroni9240
    @mistermacaroni9240 5 років тому +27

    Lesson learned. Don't elect Gray as president.
    JK Gray for president! 💣💣💥💥🌋⚡☄🔥 CHAOS TAKEOVER!!!!

    • @japer6455
      @japer6455 5 років тому

      ur stupid

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 5 років тому

      No, not electing Gray as president is stupid!

    • @Codye
      @Codye 5 років тому

      No I want to stay alive

  • @aleksanderhagevik3869
    @aleksanderhagevik3869 5 років тому +8

    Did seriously nobody react that at 2:40 it was Jonh Malkovich congratulating grey

  • @damiank8838
    @damiank8838 5 років тому +30

    No dignity when you're drunk
    *Chief of the army gets drunk gives away nuclear rockets to a bloothirsty president that declares total war to everyone *

  • @dominicprovenzano7856
    @dominicprovenzano7856 5 років тому +17

    This game is increadably unrealistic because the Canadian government wouldnt let gray take the maple syrup and Canada would use its top secret nuclear weapons to destroy you in minutes.

    • @serubyne57
      @serubyne57 5 років тому +1

      Canada knows thousands of different ways to weaponize maple syrup.

    • @oRaven
      @oRaven 5 років тому

      @@serubyne57 And pancakes btw .

    • @LordGarchomp
      @LordGarchomp 5 років тому

      @@oRaven 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @peesinyourass
      @peesinyourass 5 років тому

      Pancake batter gun and Maple Syrup Cannon

    • @mm-gl7sz
      @mm-gl7sz 4 роки тому

      Actually aren't Canada's nuclear weapons either the US' or at least manufactured by the US?

  • @lieutenantbloxy223
    @lieutenantbloxy223 4 роки тому +6

    Canada: Does nothing.
    Gray: *REPEATED PROVOCATIONS OF CANADA*

    • @Akkhinus
      @Akkhinus 4 роки тому +1

      THEY HAVE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

  • @toddhoward1498
    @toddhoward1498 5 років тому +12

    Why didn’t you just *diplomaticaly annex Canada*

  • @mrxcellent3315
    @mrxcellent3315 5 років тому +14

    The title sounds like a an ACTUALLY HAPPENED video

  • @thatguy6919
    @thatguy6919 5 років тому +2

    9:12 The sad thing is... this doesnt even seem outside the real of possibility anymore

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 5 років тому +10

    1:30 looks like 8-bit John Oliver five minutes after losing his virginity.
    2:39 looks like 8-bit John Malkovich nearing the end of a terminal illness.

  • @deadskrillaskrit2078
    @deadskrillaskrit2078 5 років тому +17

    Its a video of how to play the game wrongly. Thanks gray!
    You used the word *bedlam* it's rare to hear that nowadays

  • @chloemosqueira5672
    @chloemosqueira5672 5 років тому +12

    Canada has declared that you are now banned from accessing the maple syrup reserve that we have, and no more Tim Hortons either!

    • @MoonchildMindaugas2
      @MoonchildMindaugas2 4 роки тому +1

      And DEFINITELY no more Nickelback and Justin Bieber! No Jim Carrey movies! No Titanic coz Celine Dion is Canadian! Arrgh!

    • @Beateau
      @Beateau 4 роки тому +1

      Not the TimBits!