China vs Australia. China "Bow before our overwhelming power." Australia "Behave yourselves or we build a bridge to Asia and let our wildlife out." China "On second thoughts, we good, you just keep on being you..."
@@DesertDog Even the trees there want you dead, www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/science-environment/2009/06/gympie-gympie-once-stung-never-forgotten/
"Umm Yeah Daniel Today Im In Chippewa Elementary School, The Today Forecast Is In Temperature Of Ice Cold -3063°F And Almost 100% Chance Of Nuke Rain So Probably This Is My Last Broadcast And Well RIP Me"
funy joke, but do keep in mind japan never surrended after a nuke, they surrendered when the soviets started invading the islands (japanese high command didnt react to the nukes, they started reacting for surrender after soviets started to invade)
@@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega that's debatable. There isn't a clear cut reason for why they surrendered. (Also the military attempted a coup so the Japanese could continue fighting well on after the nukes and Soviets invaded)
Yeah we don't like nukes, because our country was a testing ground and our soldiers were tested on. Unfortunately we're the US main military & intelligence ally. But I'd love to chill with a beer from a safe distance and watch them like fireworks.
@@ze-what5499......... the BEST place to go, to save ourselves from nuke war.... Is AUSTRALIA Reasons Australia is at the edge of the world, and most countries will be fighting in Asia Europe Africa, and America So Australia will be just watching this fireworks, and New Zealand will also be a safe place, until and unless someone says " hey! That is cheating! One country is not here!!" and find Australia watching the show...........................
china looking at australia through a binocular and saying "let's stay away from australia, we don't want to get involved with the 2 foot spiders and 10 foot aligators"
We don't have alligators in australia. WE have crocodiles that can grow to a length of 5.2m. Also, fun fact about australia. We have 21 of the 25 worlds most venomous snakes.
Australia: Hey China don't take me over we got danger and evil spiders and snakes. China: Ok I'll just take everything else over then. Australia: Send help Bob got bite by a spider.
I looked at this and thought: what good can possibly come of this Gray, just why. Then I pressed the video because there is nothing better than death by nuclear radiation.
China to Australia: WE'RE HERE TO INVA--- Australia: *Angry Emu noises* *China just quietly backs up and stares in fear at the wild eye Emus on the shore*
@@_Professor_Oak i would love to live in australia, cept for the heat...thats the only downfall. if i could take over australia i would make it illegal to be over 80 degrees fahrenheit. so i wouldnt mind owning it.
Timeline Of Wars: 2:48 *Russian Empire Intensifies* 4:55 *100 Years War 2.0 Intensifies* 7:14 *Cuban Missile Crisis Intensifies* 10:55 *China-Humanity War Intensifies* 11:26 Oh No
I loved the whole video but this " It's Probably because they are afraid of some Emu pecking a nuclear warhead and causing the lower half of hemisphere to disappear from entire planet " This made me laugh very hard. You are awesome.
Thanks for giving me vivid nightmares about a virus breaking out worldwide. Guess I shouldn't have fallen asleep watching your channel, right after watching I am Legend
I'm moving to Australia.
Real or joke?
And I'm getting wooooooshed
if your comin here you'll love it here
YOU FOOL!
Doesn’t Australia have like birds that attack people seasonally? Not to munch the crazy big spiders and dangerous snakes?
I love how China is researching anti-hair-loss products in the middle of an all-out nuclear armageddon.
PsyintZ well they have all this money
Radiation destroys hair follicles.
@@tkhunter4999 you do have a point
Hair is important
yep XD
China: Is in process of taking over the world with nukes
Australia: Silently declares nuclear war on emus.
Australia: "we shall beat you this time!"
Australia: **eradicates own country**
wait that's why Australia was left alone
And we now honour our emu masters
Again
Ben Openshaw I am aware
This is gonna make “Made in China” labels really confusing
Everyone to the “made in China” sticker. “Which ONE.”
Everybody: *is taken over by huge empire*
Africa: "First time, huh."
Xavier Chadwick haha
I doubt Africa was the first. Pretty sure Pangaea wants us to hold its prehistoric beer.
Europe: First time? Naaaahhh. We'll just tack communist china up there next to the Mongols, Rome and Alexander the Great's Greece.
don't worry, you'll never get used to it
Marylee Beth mongols made it to Europe? I don’t think they did.
*reads label on the nuke*
MADE IN CHINA
So that is why there people alive. most of the nukes don't work
but made in china stickers are made in korea
Lol china must die
Andrés Eduardo Clavasquin Regalado FU
But it's a us nuke
Gray: *starts world war 3*
even in this fictional world I didnt hear anything about Switzerland XD
They''re almost always neutral! You know the swiz banks are the one's who fund everything right? They just want their money back + interest!
You could see for a short time in the top right that China also went to war with Switzerland and took them over
Forgot they existed lmao
*WW3 happens and tries to attack Sweden*
Sweden people: Don't shot I'm Swedish
Everyone: Leaves Sweden alone
XD
China: I Fear no Man
China: But that thing
**australia**
China: It scares me
Ph is not scared of anything bu that thing
*Chinese*
It scares us
yeah man, you go in with your whole army and it comes out decimated, it is called savage wildlife.
lmao ya know whats scarier?
Scottish Australians (I have Scottish heritage and I live in Australia 😂)
lol
I mean the australian people live with so many dangerous species, leave aside other humans, so yeah they fear nothing now. 😅
Me: I’m moving to China
Someone: Specify
LMAO im dead
Just wait for China to move to you
@@joehoman5687 lol
Joe's Gaming lmaooo
Wiich china Europe, Asia, Africa or Amerika
China vs Australia.
China "Bow before our overwhelming power."
Australia "Behave yourselves or we build a bridge to Asia and let our wildlife out."
China "On second thoughts, we good, you just keep on being you..."
I couldn't stop laughing at this, that was awesome!
@@DesertDog Even the trees there want you dead, www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/science-environment/2009/06/gympie-gympie-once-stung-never-forgotten/
Brenda May Fuller Gympie trees are not to be fucked with. Issue is, you rub up against them in the scrub...Dont realise it til its too late
Omg lol
@@HJZ75driver is it that bad
today's forecast, cloudy with a 100% chance of missiles
"Umm Yeah Daniel Today Im In Chippewa Elementary School, The Today Forecast Is In Temperature Of Ice Cold -3063°F And Almost 100% Chance Of Nuke Rain So Probably This Is My Last Broadcast And Well RIP Me"
RADIOACTIVE WITH A CHANE OF ATOM BOMBS
My favorite weather!
"Again?! That is the fifth day in a row!"
Cloudy with a chance of nuclear radiation
Gray: France and the UK are fighting
Me: you mean Brexit?
Well done
@Daniel i mean brussels is better off without the uk haha
China: *has nukes*
China: *declares war on Japan*
Japan: Oh no. We’ve seen this before.
Japan: *surrenders*
germany vs france remastered
funy joke, but do keep in mind japan never surrended after a nuke, they surrendered when the soviets started invading the islands (japanese high command didnt react to the nukes, they started reacting for surrender after soviets started to invade)
@@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega that's debatable.
There isn't a clear cut reason for why they surrendered. (Also the military attempted a coup so the Japanese could continue fighting well on after the nukes and Soviets invaded)
Elysia Who said they needed to surrender for China to win in with infinite nukes dude, just nuke em all lol
#USSArizona
Breaking news
China declares war on china
Well, when you've got nothing better to do.
I wonder who will win.
My money is on China.
@@AmaryInkawult I think China's got better odds.
@@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 dummy China has no chance
@@insertobject4002 I don't know, China is a world superpower.
As an Australian, I can confirm the game is accurate. We would 100% chill out, have a BBQ and wait for everyone else to nuke each other.
Yeah we don't like nukes, because our country was a testing ground and our soldiers were tested on.
Unfortunately we're the US main military & intelligence ally. But I'd love to chill with a beer from a safe distance and watch them like fireworks.
true i have never seen a nuke and Id rather just watch the world crumble
Yes.
Avon Williams we’d be chillin but don’t forget if China nuked Sydney that they’d kill a fair few of their own
@@ze-what5499......... the BEST place to go, to save ourselves from nuke war....
Is AUSTRALIA
Reasons
Australia is at the edge of the world, and most countries will be fighting in Asia Europe Africa, and America
So Australia will be just watching this fireworks, and New Zealand will also be a safe place, until and unless someone says
" hey! That is cheating! One country is not here!!" and find Australia watching the show...........................
I love how China left us Australians alone. It makes me feel special
Too many kangaroos
Who would? So many Emu.
XD
Too bad they aren't leaving you alone in real life. Australia is flooded by Chinese
@@hopepoling9337 they could put all emu's to extinction with all them nukes.
Meanwhile, Australia is down there like "WTF, mates? ^^"
Schwatvogel Exactly. our response to everything political
YES BOI I KNOW THAT REFERENCE HAHA
but i am le tired
AHHHH MOTHERLAND!!!
Nah they are just nuking emus and somehow the emus are surviving
Gray: I’m in Florida so this hits a little close to home
Me: *GRAY IS FLORIDA MAN*
I knew it all along. I was gonna comment that but I guess now I don't have to.
Dakota Matheson great minds think alike
If Gray ever gets into any position of power, I'm moving to Mars.
Changes to Universe Sandbox 2
Well while u move to Mars and be able to be nuke I be moving to neptune.
Well lemme stay on the moon but if I see any space ship headed toward my place can I move into your planet?
Not far enough you gonna get got by his nukes
He will catch you in universe sandbox 2 there is no escape
Chinese messenger: *delivers declaration of war*
Japanese Emperor: *sends him back with a surrender treaty to save the time*
this man literally said Japan got folded. "you better scramble like eggs or get folded like an omelette.
@@isaiahf-d846 you forgot to add the n word at the end of that quote
*CHINA: BUILD A WALL!!!!*
@Highway Tv I mean you didn't have do it like that, now you just ruined it
@@williamhicks714 oops
“If you live near a port in France or United Kingdom your life sucks“
British soldiers who survived Dunkirk: *i’ve heard of this one*
“What did you learn at school today jimmy?”
“Counting nukes helps me sleep in the bus.”
1 nuke, 2 nukes, 3 nukes, 4 nukes, 78 nukes!
A L L T H E N U K E S
I t s r a i n i n g n u k e s a g a i n m o m m y
I feel like China's national anthem is "Another one bites the dust"
Masked Vigilante *Hiroshima dust*
if that is the anthem, then thanos is probably Chinese...
AND ANOTHER ONE GONE AND ANOTHER ONE GONE, ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST! HEY! IM GONNA GET YOU, TOO, ANTOHER ONE BITES THE DUST!
Chinese version
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!
Everyone is talking about Australia when Canada’s just peaceful trying to fight the cold
Yeah cuz the cold is made in Canada so it actually works XD
War
Cold War get it 👌
@Jasmin Paradis seems like China is afraid of both the cold and the exotic species from Australia so they left both Canada and Australia alone😅😆
Literally anywhere: exists
China: hippitty hoppety you’re now my property.
China free real estate
Well they didn't took over Iran and Pakistan. Oh wait they are allies nvm.
Glowstone Rocket man, the rhythm of it was ruined...
Lemme fix it!
Hippity hoppity you’re now my property
Phoenix Gaming done
Here this is it hippitty hoppety you land is now my property
Gray: Gives everyone rockets
Earth: Am I a joke to you?
S U C C XDDDDDDDDD earth sry
Succ im your first sub
S U C C Gray: Pretty Much
Gray: Only Australia remains
Canada: Am I a joke to you?
How did only we notice this?
Ikr
yeah lel
And India, Germany and some other countries, too
Philippines, Finland, Estonia, Germany, Iceland, Greenland, Guam, Israel, Indonesia, Malaysia, Brunei, Vietnam, Antarctica and more!!
Every country: *exists*
China: It's free real estate
Samuel Voltz every country but australia*
Why is this funny
THIS HAS 69 LIKES
KEEP IT THAT WAY PLZ
@@mshippy9856 too late... 😭😂
@Arthur Fleck no i mean the real estate meme is dead..use domething modern like yakkos world from 80's
"We broke the game"
Well, that's a first Gray.
R/woooshhh
It's not the first time actually, 403 of you are neanderthals
What he says: "I'm curious to see what happens"
What he means: "I wonder who'll strike first?"
Me: Lives in the world that Gray has created
*goes out of my house*
*sees missiles flying over my house*
me: What a beautiful day!
This is fine.
Omg I laughed so hard at this comment
"AND THAT'S HOW FALLOUT HAPPENED!"
You don't say goodbye to john? Going on his mission? What about Luca that followed him? That's cruel ... even nukes have feeling.
R/.
Gandhi: "Thanks for the nukes."
“China now owns the United States now”
Wow, this game is extremely realistic.
Indeed.
@No YeLLInG On THE BuS funny joke
@No YeLLInG On THE BuS tbh present day no and can because that'll lead to war which no one likes maybe trump
the begining eg around 2:53 is really realistic in terms of the Russia vs Ukraine debockle
"Earth-the trailer park of the universe"- Gray, 2019
world: **exists**
gray: i'm about to end this world's whole career
*NICE*
“China just drove the pain train thru the entire planet, and everyone bought a ticket”😂😂😂
Best utterance on this entire video.
China: I’m not afraid of anything *glances at Australia* except them, they scare me
AxelFireDancer China: I fear no man, but that thing (Emus) it scares me
THEY SHOULD >:3
There's a guy in leather and a nice car that scares the heck of anyone.
@@HoleDiggingJanitor Now I have nightmares
If China was a person:
*sees the US*
China: yep ur mine
*Russia declares war*
China: yep ur mine too
China: hippitty hoppety you’re now my property
Love this one.
*sees phillipines*
China:yur mine too ph
Me: YOU SHALL NOT PASS *brings john cena* now die
China:Sees finland mhhhhhh eh probably nothin finland:am I a joke to you
China sees Austria
China:yep ure mine
Austria stares at China
China:It scares me
If you make this as a Hetalia version, i swear to God that i will end you.
US: no you cant just give nukes to everyone
Gray: haha world go boom
"Our nukes will blot out the sun."
"Well then we shall fight with some shades."
china looking at australia through a binocular and saying "let's stay away from australia, we don't want to get involved with the 2 foot spiders and 10 foot aligators"
We don't have alligators in australia. WE have crocodiles that can grow to a length of 5.2m. Also, fun fact about australia. We have 21 of the 25 worlds most venomous snakes.
@@dartharafa3483 feels bad. when i typed alligators, i had a feeling someone would correct me xD
It got to the point where I was thinking "Is China gonna declare war on China?"
Pretty sure that would be the first war lol given they claim the Republic of China.
Australia: Hey China don't take me over we got danger and evil spiders and snakes.
China: Ok I'll just take everything else over then.
Australia: Send help Bob got bite by a spider.
LOL XD ikr
More like.
Australia: You leave us alone and we'll stop the Australian wildlife from wiping out humanity
China: Deal.
Heh he ded
I looked at this and thought: what good can possibly come of this Gray, just why. Then I pressed the video because there is nothing better than death by nuclear radiation.
Yes there is
Billions of death by nuclear radiation
Oh god
Oh god these comments tend to make me laugh
And give you a slight tendency to nuke the world?
Too bad Vault-Tec had to come and prevent extinction.
Me sitting at home in New Zealand watching the news:
"Ah It's nice to be forgotten in times like this.."
Ah that's me sometimes it's good to be forgotten
It's not that it was forgotten. It's just that new Zealand just doesn't exist.
13:20
Did someone noticed India Survied?
Edit: and Canada too
ohh yeah india canada and Australia survived
Netherlands were alive for a long time too
There are also other Chinese allies that survived.
Canada has bears
The ice caps are melting
Gray:Whatever
"Timmy how was school?"
"Oh,we got hit by rockets"
"That's cool"
I DIED AHAHHAHAHAH
Time stamp?
5:58
Aliens start hovering in the vicinity of earth
Earth broadcasts to them: Welcome to china
World: *Is in a constant state of war*
America: "First time, huh."
*WW III has begun*
Australia: This is fine.
Sounds like a Monday hey?
Moral of story...
Don’t mess with rice farmers.
Rice farmers, tech experts, hackers, kung fu specialists, science and math nerds, Yao Ming etc...
Nitro Nitrix and be Australian
You forgot the other lesson if gray gives nukes go to Australia
Today's weather. Gray mushroom cloud cover with a chance of acid rain. Up to 50 inches expected
Don't forget the 300 MPH winds from the blasts
50 inch? Wow thats bigger than my dick
@@derickgv wtf dude
oppai cat lord I’m pretty sure even 1 inch is bigger
@@augustuszogu8046 damn mines is
.56464cm
Australia: The Switzerland of Continents
No one:
Australia: *Is actually Switzerland*
China to Australia: WE'RE HERE TO INVA---
Australia: *Angry Emu noises*
*China just quietly backs up and stares in fear at the wild eye Emus on the shore*
Australia recruit emu and genetically enhanced them and turn them into super ultra emu soldier capable defeating China.
emus are magic
MR AD they already were
5:11 I'm sure that guy was in Oblivion.
Oh God I just now see it
Somehow Canada is just chillin over here doin nothing
Australia too
i was gonna say, i thought canada was okay at the end of that too XD
Canada and Australia are related somehow. I like Canada
Ferda🇨🇦🇨🇦
I wonder if the American would just celebrate the 4th of July with so many Nukes... ^^
And for Australia it was just Saturday ^^
Australia doesn’t have any nukes, we’re against it
"Everything in the world is owned by China... Except Australia!"
Jokes on you, China already owns us ahaha. Ahaha ahha ah :'(
NO THEY DONT
"I think a plane just crashed."
In 2029 Boeing is still having problems. This scenario is legit.
Earth:
War, Death, Famine
Australia:
Scarn on cunce, grab a tinny and a snag
let me translate: 'What's going on, c***s, grab a beer and a sausage.'
i can confirm this is 100% accurate
I’m also from Australia but isn’t a tinny a small boat??? Just putting it out there. do you mean a stubby?
Buy a sausage sizzle from Bunnings
lol
The ice caps are melting, whatever - gray circa 2019
This video in a nutshell: TACTICAL NUKE: INCOMING (for the billionth time)
"Nuclear Launch Detected"
so many tryhards in china getting their 25 kill streak
Person Thing lmao
*BOO EEP BOO EEP BOO EEP BOO EEP* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
**Cuba lands on American shores**
You're doing the world proud, little guy.
NATO: Ahh, Communism has fallen and will never come back
China: Hold my beer
Antony Feng They have beer in China, doofus.
Antony Feng I suppose there is such a thing as rice beer.
Make a mod where the Vikings are back, hella powerful, and see what happens.
Finland...
and make them black
Yes. That is needed.
5:10 what is a npc from Oblivion doing here ??
Lol i thought the same thing
“STOP! YOU’VE VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY CHINA OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE, YOUR COUNTRY IS NOW FOREIT.”
"Trailer park of the Universe" ( earth described by the great philosopher Prof. Gary)
Northern England basks unconquered in eternal radioactive glory.
That would explain a lot
Well, that would certainly be the warmest, and brightest, it's ever been
11:50 I live in The Netherlands and I could not watch the video further for like five minutes because I was laughing so hard.
As an Australian I can confirm all statements especially the one about the emus GET THEM AWAY FROM OUR NUKES
Literally everyone: **at war**
Australia: **at bunnings for their 6th snag that day with a VB in a singlet, shorts and thongs** this is fine
Everyone is rich and everyone has recreational nukes.
My kind of libertarian paradise 😂
michaspi want nukes but wants to ban ar 15’s 😂 yep, definitely libertarian LOL
9:51
China: gets more nukes when it grows
Integer_MAX: I‘m going to end this man‘s career.
I can hear my Hetalia-obsessed self from high school screaming from across time. Dear Lord. I thought I had escaped her.
Same here. I guess one truly can't escape the hell hole Hetalia.
*You can never escape Hetalia*
After our anime overlord japan conguer the world
China decide to take the throne
So true!
enternal night manga is ded, manhwa is our new friend 🤝
@@desemberku6908 Communism is also dead too.
@@desemberku6908 i say anime lmao
China: the world is mine!
Australia: *sits on trillons money drinking beer and shooing elks
there no elks in Australia it would be emus or Kangaroos and other animals.
Cuba attack USA? That's situation nearly happened in past 😂😂😂
France vs UK... Oh boy here we go again like in past 😏
@Kadilzo no u
@@kadzido688 why so serious? 🃏
Australia absolutely destroyed me. I was laughing so much after watching ur video xDD
Ah, yes. Cloudy with a chance of missiles.
If the Vatican is considered its own country in this game, can you make it take over the world like you did with Canada once?
anyone remember "End of ze world" ?....australia has never known whats going on.
chair362 More like we dont give a fook
Nobody wants to take over Australia... because it's a barren wasteland of death.
TelevisedChaos Thats what we want them to think.....Shhhhh
@@_Professor_Oak i would love to live in australia, cept for the heat...thats the only downfall. if i could take over australia i would make it illegal to be over 80 degrees fahrenheit. so i wouldnt mind owning it.
@@chair362 that sure is gonna stop the weather right there
Gray in 2019: "Russia's pissing everyone off!"
Russian leaders looking at this video in 2022: "Hmmmmmmm..... interesting"
Whatever happened to Canada?? They just chillin up north?? 😂
Yeah eh
So happy I found your channel! Binge watching all your videos now! Funny as F!
I was waiting for the end to be "China has declared war with Australia"
Gotta love that the only chill places were Australia and the Nordics :D
War. War never changes...
Or does it?
Vsauce Kevin here.
Hey, VSauce! Kevin here.
Honestly, every time Gray says „alright“ at the beginning of a video, I feel home.
"total bedlam, this boat just got side swiped by a tank"
LMFAO
It went from the United Nations to the United Nation (except Australia, because Australia ALWAYS survives somehow)
Timeline Of Wars:
2:48 *Russian Empire Intensifies*
4:55 *100 Years War 2.0 Intensifies*
7:14 *Cuban Missile Crisis Intensifies*
10:55 *China-Humanity War Intensifies*
11:26 Oh No
Oh my god, 2 seconds into the game and India and Pakistan are at each other's necks. Accurate. Jist accurate.
hey where did u get the game
Lol
"China" - Ronald Drump 2019
"Hope you guys like Chinese food"
*emu swims to other countries*
China: gud thing we got gud nuccs
China: I is stlonk.
South East Asia:
Am I a joke to you?
I loved the whole video but this
"
It's Probably because they are afraid of some Emu pecking a nuclear warhead and causing the lower half of hemisphere to disappear from entire planet
"
This made me laugh very hard.
You are awesome.
Thanks for giving me vivid nightmares about a virus breaking out worldwide. Guess I shouldn't have fallen asleep watching your channel, right after watching I am Legend