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"And we just realized we had just died so young in our early lives" 😂😂😂 that feeling of fear is so well described I love it, what a great storyteller this guy is!
And that is what is missing with kids today. They fear nothing. Go sit over there is not a punishment.
@@yousefabdulrhman2935 Too many kids don't care about things like that. When my son was younger he figured in the punishment and decided to do things anyway. Sending a kid to his room that is filled with all the latest electronics is not a punishment.
5 year old me felt that lol. i once flip the gear shift to r and it almost rolled the van into traffic. i this was 91-92 i got beat the hell out of. never did it again lol. whats stopping kids now if there no punishment for an action like this.
Trust me, as a kid who grew up in the 90’s, that’s a fear you never want to experience
There are ways to punish your kids without beating them, people need to realize that
You already have "Christopher" and "stories" in the title, "crazy" is superfluous.
at this point just name the videos. chris is back!!
_The uncrowned king returns to his throne of license plates and tire gauges_
“By the time my mom gets there Linda’s arm is numb and my mom taps her out” 😂😂 idk why this makes me laugh so hard. Tag team “disciplining” haha
"Disciplining"
This is exactly how it would have gone for me too.
I’ve been the recipient of a few of those “tag team” beatings. It’s funny as hell looking back but it was anything but funny back then. Especially when they had a willow switch. 🥴🥴🥴
@@SinginShooter you’re right haha
@@thomasbrasse3145 same for me T.
Chris tells a 15 minute story that feels like a 5 minute story.
3 5 minute stories will do that!
He can talk about bread and I’ll stay entertained for a while
Man, Chris is the best, we need more Chris, and one hell of a CHRIS-mass special please Ed!!!!
Best guy so far by one of those country miles!
I couldn't take all the detail, just get to the point was my thought. Lucky to be able to skip ahead. ADHD, hard to pay attention that long when i live with somebody who takes 20 minutes to tell a one minute story is torture lol. God bless.
"We had to go out the back door - which was pretty exciting!" lol...
No lie that kinda would be though...I always wanted to go out the roof too though...
I think we all felt this one haha
“Shane and I had a fair amount of driving experience as 1st and 2nd graders” Classic!!
Christopher + Schoolbus + statute of limitations = Awesome stories.
New cannonball category, quickest coast to coast in a full-size school bus.
With a stipulation on aux fuel tank size, haha. "No sir, your tank cannot be 30' long by 7.5' wide"
Chfire and Doc, that is a good idea that we’ve been discussed along with Uhauls. The busses would be hilarious! Thanks for commenting!
@@tnmoe- can it be 20' long by 5' wide?
@@joshnabours9102 - Ah, glad you're here Nabours. An interesting suggestion to be sure, but other I've made up more rules. They are arbitrary, and Christopher and his team are making up their own, maybe, as it is their adventure after all. So I will not mention them further and will return to tending my impending daily nutrition intake.
Meeting adjourned.
@@tnmoe- darn, I got shot down.
The fact Chris is alive today is a crazy story in itself.
a world record
The amount of craziness in this man’s life is incredible. Someone make a movie on this man’s life.
Some may say very hard to believe.
For real this man has really lived life
My first thoughts are
"How is he still alive"?
@@thomaspavelko9412 my thoughts when I heard jack ass 4 was coming out.
I thought it was funny how much it reminds me of growing up in White County, GA in the 80’s.
Chris is gonna be one of the cooler grandfathers. Stories for days lol
Not if the stories keep containing "my wife at the time" lol
@@paulcarmi8130 shooooot you right LOL
@@paulcarmi8130 Nah he'll just have a lot of grandchildren that will want to hang out with the cool grandpa
sheeeet... can he adopt me then? :D
He’s that uncle
My school bus rides never got this interesting!
About the only thing more interesting than this story was your Lamborghini and the stripper who went to prison.
@@blaakrose "Have you got butt implants?!"
Oh I have some good ones of course not as good as those the most that ever happened with us was people peeing in bottles and throwing them out windows, or throwing out water balloons at cars, or even throwing textbooks out the windows
I saw kids light firecrackers and cigs when i was in high school. One kid brought his moms vibrating love stick and shook it at cars and kids for a reaction lol
Gotta love a good country boy story.
"...she taps Linda out and my mom takes over beating us." LOL
I too experienced that growing up in the 80's.
What's worse, you know you deserved every one.
Same. We in the 70s and 80s lived the last greatest childhoods. No cell phones, etc. But I did have a pager to sell weed in high school! I had my own voice and data line too for BBS'ing and other tech fun. It was a great time to live.
@@joshuagibson2520 I think kids today are missing out. My parents were overprotective by the standards of the era but we got to do things that most kids today wouldn't dream of. As for computers, I got into quite a bit of trouble for making a logo on my C64 and bringing a print out to school. I had it as the cover on my trapper keeper for all of three classes before a teacher saw it and was absolutely sure it was some drug or occult thing. It wasn't. I was actually pretty religious for a 7th grader, but no amount of explanations or denial would sway her self righteous indignation.
When my mother got called in to a conference about it, she took one look at it, and asked what the problem was. Apparently they were demanding that she take my computer away from me. Fortunately my parents were not idiots. I used that thing all they way up until college.
Shit me and my fiance both got that in the 90s 😆
Belt, kitchen spoon, cord, cowboy boot.. etc etc all fair game at our home! 3 of us all boys btw 80’s.!
*You see Christopher in the title you know it's gonna be a good one*
Yep, that's why liked video before even watching more than 5 sec...
This guy is the real life most interesting man on the planet
I saw that it was Christopher and I clicked faster than I’ve ever clicked before.
Same here bud 🤣
The best stories
Same here
@MGZ same here!
Absolutely.. This guy is a legend..
This man is consistently making Dominic Toretto look like a sunday driver.
I was a country kid too, first on the bus in the morning, last off in the afternoon. But one thing we didn't do was mess with our bus drivers. Mostly because he knew all of our parents.
Damn first on last off?? Mine was atleast first on first off.
@@CatWith-AHat Yep, in the afternoon the route was done in reverse. The first hour of the route in the morning was all on gravel and county roads. The last part was state highway for 25 miles with no stops.
Shit, we didn't even get on the bus to go home until 415 in the afternoon. Late bus routes sucked !!!! We had over an hour to kill, at the school after the final bell rang. Needless to say, we got Into some trouble !!!
Most of my county is country, but not deep country, but I was one of the first on last off crew. I technically could have caught the bus later at another stop but that would have required walking 3/4 of a mile up a hill, rather than 1/2 a mile down a hill. I also could have rode a different bus home, but it wasn't worth the hassle.
@@brianm6117 I could get off the bus in the small town we lived outside of and cut 45 minutes by walking a mile, which I usually did if it wasn't raining or freezing cold.
Somewhere somehow this guy needs to make a animated movie about all his stories.
Missed this Guy Him and Rabbit tell the best stories on the WHOLE channel
Yes they do
Casey Putsch and Randy Pobst are fantastic as well. May not have the comedic stories but, man, are they interesting.
A nice bonus with Rabbit is the stories are actually believable.
Rabbit has his own channel since 2 years ago almost. He posts twice a week
@@Thatguy55595 what is it?
"By the time my Mom got there, Linda's arm was numb. So, my Mom tapped her out and took over". I luckily, (or unluckily) never endured tag team spankings because my Mom could go the distance. Christopher Michaels, You are a legend!
Y'all could have split that into three separate videos and everyone would have been happy.
RE: the bad kid... I expect he's either a bank president or a defense lawyer now.
I'd believe it, everyone I know that were evil shit stains in school are actually the best people now.
Ha - one of the bad kids from my youth who would beat kids up, bully kids relentlessly, steal, bring weapons, etc - they decided that was perfectly acceptable behavior as an adult too when they turned 18. Last I heard, he’s spent the last 25 years in and out of jail.
Love when Chris stops by to tell a story. And as a former kid who rode the school bus for an hour morning and night for years- the Bus was the real education. School was a time filler between bus rides.
You’re speaking truth there Doug. It’s great to hear from a fellow bud kid. Thanks for watching!
Dude as another kid who lived further out in the country than other kids, getting up so early to ride the bus SUCKED!
Yes it did Jack, especially when your friends are all outside playing somewhere but you’re stuck on the bus so late that you just have enough time to do chores before dark. Thanks for watching!
When i caught the bus, i wasnt the furthest out, and it still sucked 😂 the route was sort of an oval, she picked up half the people on the way out, and half on the way back, so the mornings i was the second one on the bus, but had to ride it 30km in the wrong direction, then 35km towards the school. Then in the afternoon, it wasnt so bad, was the second one off, but that sucked also as mum didnt trust me with a key to the house in case i lost it, so on the days she worked id be sitting in the shed for 3 hours unless it was sunny outside in which case riding bikes or the ride on mower or some such was all good, but during winter it sucked.
When you see Christopher in the title get the popcorn an pop it’s going to be good 🍿
I was laughing my bleep off the way you were telling that story. Brings back similar childhood memories for sure!
This guy would be the coolest bus driver.
Kind of like the guy from the Simpsons but even better
🎼 my name is otto and i like to get blotto 🎶
Otto 😆
@@grendelum When the school got the lottery money. " Can I get one of those double guitars? "
The amount of things this man has seen 😩
I’ve had the weirdest luck Cayman and can’t share half of it. Thanks for watching!
@@christophermichaels anytime!
Man that takes me back hahaha. My Pappy on my dads side (taken too soon back in 2000) made it his hobby to buy old tractors and construction equipment that had been sitting for years and get them running and sell them. I was driving Caterpiller bulldozers before most kids could handle a mini bike.
He’s the best, hands down. The UA-cam algorithm has made his vinwiki stories front and center on my feed and this shit never gets old
My first dad back from a three day bus suspension, my mom rode the school bus to school with me to "teach me how to ride the bus", but to really embarrass me. She had it all worked out. We sat in the back with all of my friends. My aunt picking her up once we got to school, ect. After this, my mom always threatened go sit through school with me if I didn't know how to behave.
This gentleman could be the best story teller of all time
My favorite school bus stories all happened in rural south west Missouri.
When I was in kindergarten somthing broke on the bus.
I have no idea what but we all heard it and the driver felt it.
He limped it down the road a ways, pulled in to a driveway and said he would be right back.
He knocks on the door of the house and a guy comes out, talks to him and they go get an arc welder from the garage and proceed to fix whatever had broke under the bus.
Same school but different bus driver, Merle was our bus driver and he had a heart of gold.
There was one family that had a long driveway.
Merle drove their kids to the end of the driveway until the school told him he had to stop becase their trees were scratching up the roof of the bus.
On his day off he brought the bus, a chainsaw and his adult son.
Merle who had to be in his 60's climbed on top of the bus with the chain saw and pruned their trees while his son drove.
One other time our van ate a piston as we were driving past his house.
He towed us home and wouldn't take a cent.
He drove a school bus for the school 5 days a week and then drove a bus for his church on Sundays.
Those are great stories Garfield. We need more people like Merle. Thank you for sharing them and thanks for watching!
I know my day is going to be great when he’s the presenter
I read DAD and was so confused :D :D
@@deadmansfire same with me, that was so weird.
Chris has the most insane stories
Chris plays like he's all innocent, but he's done his share of dirt. I'd bet on it.
Well, he did basically steal a school bus and go for a joy ride.
Memories of my friends and I bunking the bus to school on snow covered roads. As pedestrians who walked to school, we would run up behind the the bus and grab the black metal bumper and get a free ride to school. Watch out for the round sewer lids in the middle of the road.
I love his stories
Ive never once thought a school
Bus would help tell an amazing story!Christopher you are the man!
"My mom taps her out, my mom takes over beating us." My sides are achin from so much laughin! 🤣🤣🤣
Love Christoper's stories! Anything with a tank slapper is always a good story!
Christopher is absolutely my favorite vinwiki storyteller! He always ends up in the most hilarious cartoon / Scooby-Doo /dukes of Hazzard type stories I've ever heard, and yet... They remind me so much of growing up in my own small hometown in Mississippi! Keep the stories coming Christopher, we love them!
Sitting down and having a couple of beers with Christopher is officially on my bucket list.
I can only imagine the stories he has that can’t be broadcast on UA-cam!! 😄
Marc you have no idea. Perhaps we can launch SINwiki so I can share the really crazy one.
christopher michaels You have no idea how much I want to hear that one!!! Maybe try and get Ed to launch SINwiki on p0rnhub for the stories that’ll get banned from UA-cam? 😄
He's a great story teller. Like all good story tellers, he probably imagines some of the "facts" in the stories, but hey that's part of a good story.
I have it on good authority that one key to good story telling is "if it isn't true, it ought to be."
“My mom taps her out” 😂😂
That jump from school bus stories to shopping for insurance gave me some major whiplash!
Finding a Chris story you haven’t already clicked on is a bit like Christmas when I was a kid. Just the one present, but it meant a lot to me.
As a school bus mechanic who is also a substitute bus driver when ever we're short on drivers I really appreciate it this episode
My bus driver in high school was called Doobie. He never spoke, and his glasses were the thickest I have ever seen. In the winter when it was -25 he would drive with the window open and he would take his glasses off and clean them while driving. We ended up in the ditch at least once a year but the old guy would power out like a champ. One year he almost crashed into a massive snow blower, and he also ran over my neighbours dog :(
Once a first time substitute bus driver missed a turn, everyone yelled "Stop" at the same time. She panicked and slammed on the brakes resulting with the rear wheels and axle detaching from the bus and the rest of the bus throwing sparks off the rear bumper as it scrapped on the road for another good 100 feet.
At one 2 year span I had a bus driver who only on the Friday afternoon ride home, like clockwork, would be three sheets to the wind. Did not want to have any open flames around him kinda drunk.
My stop was one of the last on a 32 miles bus route which brings me to the most entertaining bus drivers I've had. At this point our bus had an 8-track player and only one tape that played non-stop. The album "If" by the group "Bread". Back to the driver. He was a recent graduate of our high school so, I'm guessing he was about 20 years old. On occasion during the last few miles of our route he would let this gorgeous 12th grader sit on his lap and steer the bus and shift gears while he operated the pedals. Ah, the 70's.
“Diane is doing these crazy tank slappers”. “By the time my mom gets there Linda’s arm is numb, my mom taps her out and my mom takes over beating us”. LOL!!!!!
I rode the bus for 12 years of schooling K-11 grade. Some years were tame, some were wild. When I got to high school the juniors/seniors at the back of the bus took to the sacred tradition of hazing the complete hell out of the freshman. They made us sit in the first 3 rows - there was a LOT of us! We all squeezed in - then rows 4-9 of the bus were empty. Then everyone else was in rows 10-16.
Imagine fraternity hazing without alcohol. The bus driver did NOT care. If you were made to crawl down the aisle while the bus was on the highway, with another freshman on your back - you did it, and the bus driver ignored everything going on.
Part of the route went on some very hilly rural roads. This bus driver enjoyed just flooring it down the hill - get the bus up to 55mph, then crest this hump in the road and send all the kids flying. You’d be sitting there, and if you were near the back of the bus, your head would hit the ceiling. One kid decided to time a jump when we crested the hump and got absolutely planted against the roof - their whole body! Then then fell straight down. They were a bit woozy after that. Likely had a concussion. Everyone roared.
One year, had a 1 hour school bus ride in, and the bus driver set the radio to the Howard Stern show every morning. I might have been 13?
What surprised me most about the school bus in high school was how casually kids would have sex on the bus. Carrying on conversations with kids in the row in front of them or behind them while performing acts or having acts performed on them.
As a country kid that got on the bus at the bus drivers house at 4:50 every morning. I to got to drive the bus, I unplugged the bus and started it on the cold mornings then feed the horses and had breakfast with my bus driver before we headed to school. Good memories.
I put gum in a guys hair and got detention
This dude got all the kids to half flip over a school bus. You are the king
Oh, yay, I LOVE Chris stories. They are always wild & fun.
When Chris says it's one of the most amazing things he has ever seen on a vehicle you know it's about to be something absolutely insane because he always has the most outrageous stories... If this he's about to tell is near the top... Wow
I see Christopher, SUMMER SCHOOL CAN WAIT I NEED THIS
RETURN OF THE KING
Kids flopping around was the equivalent of getting broadsided by a Ford Explorer 😂😂
Story Time...
I was (and still am) best friends with a neighbor kid and we both rode the same bus. There are so many similarities with the bus and driver, I won't re-hash that stuff.
Among wives tales and legends was just how smelly and stinky Limburger cheese was, even though none of us had ever encountered it in our sheltered country lives.
Well, my neighbor buddy had found some in town and the grocery and convinced his mom to buy 2 pounds of it. The following Monday, this cheese made it's way into several of the heater vents on the bus. The following 2 weeks were quite chaotic as the bus was put out of service several times in an attempt to locate and eliminate the awful stench of spoiling Limburger cheese. When it finally did get back to regular service, we could STILL smell it for at least a month after that. The perpetrators were never apprehended.
Man I worked with a wonderful woman a few years back that had some wild schoolbus stories, A driver got the bus stuck and had all the kids get off and push from underneath the bus to get it out of the ditch. The older kids were warning the younger kids to turn their faces because the gravel spit up by the spinning tires hurt really bad. I'm not a storyteller like Chris or my old coworker though, it was right up there with any of Chris' stories.
I could listen to his stories all day! One of the best story tellers that have come onto the show, always love his stuff
'My mum taps her out....' - been there too!! :-)
My best experience was a bus driver who pulled up onto a sidewalk and flattened a sign to make way for an ambulance. We were in a right turn only lane at the end of a highway with a hospital on the corner. Traffic was backed up and there was no place for the other cars to go that didn't leave the school bus still in the way. She just yelled "Hold on!", cut the wheel, put her foot down, and pulled up onto the sidewalk. She probably got in some serious trouble for that, but the ambulance got through.
The idea of a six and seven year old driving a truck down the road to have lunch with their grandmother is so endearing. Also, they were allowed to do that. It is mind boggling to think how the U.S. got away from letting kids do things. To their own detriment even. If a parent let their kids do that today they social services would take the kids away. It's time we raise kids to be responsible again.
I love how they show a school bus in different "poses" throughout the whole video like we don't know what a school bus is lol! Great story though as usual Chris!
My gosh this guys storys are always a hit never a dull moment listening to this man talk
I think I was in 8th or 9th grade when the drive shaft fell off of our bus in front of the high school. The wire ring caught fire on that bus too at the first drop off one day. The bus driver joked and said he was trying to get us a new bus.
My bus driver, Mrs Betty Bowman, yelled at us as though she was a drill seargent.
“Number 7! !! Number 7 please!!”
Complete silence must be observed at all railroad crossings.
My son drove my truck, wirh very dark tinted windows, to the last day of elementary school.
True story, although he doesn’t brag much about it, knowing most people will think he’s lying.
I really wish Christopher would do some kind of voice work. Narrate some audiobooks, start a podcast, or become a GPS voice.
Not only does he have incredible stories to share, but his cadence is so relaxing and pleasant to listen to.
While in highschool I used to go to a tech school in the afternoon. This is when buses had manual transmissions. The entrance to the school was a straight 1/3 mile. So we used to do 1/4 mile runs where there were ropes around the shifter and grab poles, we would shift it from the seats while the bus driver worked the gas and clutch with his hands from the floor. we would tell him to steer left or right
We had a dead end road that went down to a fish hatchery that had a pretty big hump in the road. Whenever we had a substitute driver they didnt know to slow down or move to the center of the road so those of us in the back would hit the roof. One day our regular driver went to turn around at a turn around the county had made specifically for the bus. He went to back up and got distracted and went right off the back of the turn around into the ditch. The ditch was deep enough that the bus frame was sitting on the ground. This was back when buses still had the engines in the front so it had quite a bit of ground clearance.
Yes!! Another great story from Chris, it's rare to have someone who tells their stories so well that you feel like you were right there beside them watching the whole thing play out in real life.
Every one of his stories is just an absolute banger
"My mom takes over beatin us" lol
That last story is absolutely amazing!!
All in all though, this whole video is great for me. My aunt drives a schoolbus, so I always felt a personal privilege in getting to ride it more than the other kids, or playing on it at my aunt's house when she wasn't working. Unfortunately in recent times, drivers even in the country don't seem to be allowed to take them home anymore. :/
Thank you for bringing back the memories, and sharing new ones!
Class of 87 here and this is why GenX rarely talks shit about younger generations because when we were kids we were out of control. This brought back a lot of similar memories.
"Wouldn't it be fun if we all got to one side of the bus and at the curve---"
*foreshadowing and tears*
Ms. Fritz was my school bus driver. We were always cruising down mainstreet going on some side quests learnin about science and shit
I had a pub landlord once who used to let a double decker playbus park in his car park. Fitted out like a playschool.
When very drunk one evening he thought it would be a good idea to joyride this bus.....
After a few miles the police took interest in a weaving playbus late at night so have chase! I understand that within another mile he'd crashed the bus into a ditch and was obviously arrested.
Never saw him again 😂😂😂
lol. My bus got stuck on the Railroad tracks once. The driver called a tow truck and the volunteer fire department showed up. Needless to say, we were home hours later than expected and Norfolk Southern fined the district for making the freight late.
I'm glad driving as a kid was a universal farm kid thing.
Can we all just appreciate how these kids are having fun learning about physics?
Crazy tank slappers in a school bus is a phrase I never thought I'd hear
It’s always a pleasure to hear Christopher’s stories.
On my bus I’ve seen quite a bit. I’ve seen a kid getting hit by a car (he’s fine now, he jokes about it). I’ve seen a person get arrested, I’ve seen a person getting CPR.
Lots of good stories.
Bro that last story though! Kid just kicks down the emergency exit of the bus and jumps on the hood of a Chevelle lol.
Reppin depreciation nation, it’s a good channel
Please do more stories with Christopher, he is one of those people that you would want to talk to whole day and not get bored.
The fact that the guy who had a 10th grader leap from a speeding bus onto his hood thought, "Hmmm, Accelerate." And punched it past the school bus is both terrifying and hilarious!
This man is a national treasure, we must protect him at all costs.
I swear, me and this cat shared so much of our childhoods even though were separated by about 13 years. Sounds like my days growing up in NW NC mountains.
My bus driver in the early eighties had an eight track player installed in it right next to the cb! Kids used to bring him tapes to play on the way to school.
As long as Christopher is in the title I’m clicking. Idc if my grandma just fell and needs my help to get up I have to wait until Christopher’s vinwiki video is over.
Thank you for such a hilarious comment Arturo! You made me laugh out loud!
Christopher's stories are the best! I never miss his videos.
Dang, I could add to this one...i was first one the bus & last one off; nearly 3hrs on the bus every. Single. Day.
Same here. An hour and a half in the morning and an hour and a half in the afternoon. Getting a car meant I got to sleep later!
That 3 hours was when I got my homework done! Thanks for watching!
Christopher episodes are the best episodes!
Lol when I tell people I use to get on the bus at 5:25 in the morning they be in disbelief lol. My grandma lived across the st and some cousins live behind and beside me. When we heard her start the bus in the morning by time she come back out we was all seated ready lol
We always had fun with our country bus drivers, especially in winter.
Its never good when you hear "my whooping arm is tired"