Unintentional ASMR 📺 Björk takes her TV apart (Icelandic accent)

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  • @GhostGamingg
    @GhostGamingg 4 роки тому +17974

    Random fun fact. She describes the projector in a cinema as 'the machine that throws the picture' because the icelandic word for projector is 'skjávarpa' which literally translates to 'picture thrower'

    • @mohammedanwar385
      @mohammedanwar385 4 роки тому +167

      Bruh

    • @grubbiechirp5695
      @grubbiechirp5695 4 роки тому +559

      That’s so cute

    • @MultiBOZA
      @MultiBOZA 4 роки тому +700

      That's literally the original meaning of the word "Projector" in Latin as well - it's derived from the verb "proiacere" ("to throw forward"). Most fancy-sounding English nouns ending in "-or" are derived from such Latin verbs that have mundane meanings.

    • @piggy743
      @piggy743 4 роки тому +72

      I didn't need this but for some reason I did

    • @oligerhardsson6970
      @oligerhardsson6970 4 роки тому +121

      The word "projector" itself is Latin and means "forward thrower". There you go. Edit: Ah, just saw that someone already wrote that... ;)

  • @radiofrog
    @radiofrog 7 років тому +16671

    That guy with the boom mic really wants us to see his boom mic

    • @KickassRaider
      @KickassRaider 6 років тому +682

      I'll show you my *boom* mic if you know what I mean

    • @bigboss4178
      @bigboss4178 6 років тому +453

      with all respect I'd show Bjork my boom mic

    • @omarcasique4014
      @omarcasique4014 6 років тому +185

      Cole I'll suck your boom mic any time

    • @Galvatron60
      @Galvatron60 5 років тому +131

      That's not a boom mic; it's not on a boom.

    • @neosquirrel
      @neosquirrel 5 років тому +112

      I think that’s a shotgun mic actually.

  • @lazarlazar1000
    @lazarlazar1000 4 роки тому +8175

    ironically ''you shouldnt let poets lie to you'' is a very poetic thing to say

    • @multishit6664
      @multishit6664 4 роки тому +101

      which is why she told us the truth inverted..that all video is black magic under the guise of art..and yes it hypnotizes you..although shes completly unaware of reality

    • @dizzoc8220
      @dizzoc8220 4 роки тому +15

      we shouldn't trust her bc she said so then

    • @MS-pz9wd
      @MS-pz9wd 4 роки тому +47

      @@multishit6664 i cant tell if this is a joke or some retarded conspiracy theory shit

    • @westonblanchard5404
      @westonblanchard5404 4 роки тому +16

      Multishit666 and the vid is 3:33 long

    • @jorgerivero3735
      @jorgerivero3735 4 роки тому +7

      ive heard that phrase several times that it turned a meme in my mind

  • @miafitzgerald4126
    @miafitzgerald4126 4 роки тому +4130

    The way Björk described the inner workings of the TV as looking like a miniature city just shows how she never left her gift of childhood creativity die. I would love to see the world the way she sees it.

    • @donniecapobianco8794
      @donniecapobianco8794 2 роки тому +26

      reminds me of that pablo picasso quote about children and art

    • @SatanRomps
      @SatanRomps 2 роки тому +14

      It's easy with drugs.

    • @aidant3676
      @aidant3676 2 роки тому +86

      @@SatanRomps she doesn't take psychs, makes it even more awe inspiring she's just a natural creative her music is otherwordly

    • @vivianafranco4092
      @vivianafranco4092 2 роки тому +15

      she's a GOAT on so many levels! it makes me sad kids today are Clear Channel AKA I heart radio gluttons. please! teach your kids the amazingness of "non-commercial" musici!

    • @powernetworker6526
      @powernetworker6526 Рік тому +7

      @@vivianafranco4092 ah but there are some of us reckless youths with that out of the box sort of interest 😂
      for example, I myself am 17 and I'm fascinated by bjork's music - much thanks to my parents, I must say👌

  • @satanisacomputer4215
    @satanisacomputer4215 5 років тому +14921

    This feels as if she's an alien who's trying to blend in with the humans but at the same time is discovering all these mundane human things and is fascinated by it

  • @retrofrontier86
    @retrofrontier86 7 років тому +5398

    The way she says "city" is asmr gold.

  • @xLilPuddinTater
    @xLilPuddinTater 5 років тому +4395

    "These wires really take care of the electrons. They're strong enough to get them here"
    - Danish Book

  • @kenopsia9013
    @kenopsia9013 3 роки тому +3549

    “a little mødel of a ceetee” this accent is amazing

  • @thevoxdeus
    @thevoxdeus 5 років тому +3328

    I would definitely watch a show that was nothing but young Bjork disassembling things and giving commentary.

    • @jamesryder8305
      @jamesryder8305 2 роки тому +46

      Bjork anytime.

    • @croc_moat2327
      @croc_moat2327 2 роки тому +7

      Same lol I could watch this forever

    • @offplanet740
      @offplanet740 2 роки тому +8

      I would love contemporary Bjork just as much

    • @suntoritime
      @suntoritime 2 роки тому +5

      Best I can do is old James May REassembling things and giving commentary.

  • @nerdyasmrguy
    @nerdyasmrguy 5 років тому +3127

    I'm going to start adding right after I say a fact: "I read this in a Danish book, this morning."

    • @politecat4236
      @politecat4236 4 роки тому +33

      Had any interesting reactions?

    • @SunnyThief
      @SunnyThief 4 роки тому +5

      @@politecat4236 I'm also wondering

    • @hntr5495
      @hntr5495 4 роки тому +61

      @@politecat4236 why we haven't heard of him: "Sir why did you say you had to kill all these children?" Him:" i read it in a danish book, this morning."

    • @rujo2k
      @rujo2k 4 роки тому +21

      The go-to source for all "scientifical truth"

    • @kirbystar6447
      @kirbystar6447 4 роки тому

      I was reading thod comment as she said it

  • @HamLS26
    @HamLS26 5 років тому +11106

    She is, without a doubt, the most adorable adult i've ever seen in my life.

    • @AC-uf2ut
      @AC-uf2ut 4 роки тому +62

      Bjork agression ua-cam.com/video/W3mJTdGE79I/v-deo.html

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 4 роки тому +70

      Simp

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 4 роки тому +26

      @@AC-uf2ut stfu

    • @AlexZander688
      @AlexZander688 4 роки тому +316

      @@AC-uf2ut There is much more to that story.
      Reporters or paparazzi that harass celebrities when they are trying to enjoy their private lives deserve an ass whoopin'

    • @IrishChef85
      @IrishChef85 4 роки тому +21

      With the mental health stability of a baboon being poked with a potato 24/7

  • @shivershins3730
    @shivershins3730 4 роки тому +909

    1:16 dis looks like a cee-tee. Like a leetl model ofa cee-tee

  • @JPLToyExperience
    @JPLToyExperience 5 років тому +9756

    I want to see Björk repair an Xbox One

    • @jason11801
      @jason11801 4 роки тому +19

      Baby Yoda Up In This Mofo Nothing is impossible I’ve seen how people repair them and mod the case so more air flow can pass

    • @RealRotkohl
      @RealRotkohl 4 роки тому +26

      @@jason11801 You can only fix them for a short period of time. Every kind of electronic is made with flaws, so it breaks shortly after the guarantee ends, it mostly breaks.
      Like in the beginning, yes, you can fix your Xbox if it has a ROD, but not for very long.

    • @mittkandyroer
      @mittkandyroer 4 роки тому +53

      Björk could probably sing a dead console bak to life.

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 4 роки тому +5

      @@jason11801 You can't fix them without replacing the chip and since you can't buy the chips you may as well buy a new console

    • @jason11801
      @jason11801 4 роки тому +5

      Even if it can't last long neither will I, and chips are easy to find if you know how to look. I've kept a lot of stuff up and running by recycling old parts from other people's stuff.

  • @blazemordly9746
    @blazemordly9746 5 років тому +2855

    Even years later its nice to watch an actual Icelandic Elf mess with a television & give her take on it.

    • @appahoopjack2514
      @appahoopjack2514 5 років тому +4

      @D B LOL... just some Asian Lady ;)

    • @whatspoppin5358
      @whatspoppin5358 5 років тому +19

      ‘Icelandic elf’ 😂😂😂😂

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 5 років тому +2

      @D B they were trying to take photos of her child. That's self defense.

    • @JavierMendozaAvila
      @JavierMendozaAvila 5 років тому +2

      @@appahoopjack2514 isn't she nordic?

    • @appahoopjack2514
      @appahoopjack2514 5 років тому +3

      @@JavierMendozaAvila Not labeling Bjork as an Asian... but she attacked an ASIAN Lady back in the day

  • @dublduu6190
    @dublduu6190 4 роки тому +11997

    She's talking like she knows exactly what she's saying but somehow not at the same time

    • @jakeschumer7021
      @jakeschumer7021 4 роки тому +609

      English probably isn't her first language which would make it hard for her to describe what she's thinking

    • @littlelambinparadise
      @littlelambinparadise 4 роки тому +171

      Jake Schumer Icelandic is probably her first language

    • @adampaul454
      @adampaul454 4 роки тому +45

      I thought she was Japanese

    • @therealgod144
      @therealgod144 4 роки тому +78

      Jake Schumer english isn’t her first language, she is Icelandic

    • @bluebrick0449
      @bluebrick0449 4 роки тому +10

      @@therealgod144 you realize he said "isn't" right?

  • @BeastLordofMetal
    @BeastLordofMetal 3 роки тому +452

    Someone like this is very rare. Someone completely and utterly comfortable expressing their true authentic self. Utterly confident, not much ego.

    • @FloridaCPs
      @FloridaCPs Рік тому +7

      *facepalm*

    • @BeastLordofMetal
      @BeastLordofMetal Рік тому +2

      @@FloridaCPs ?

    • @Tired.c
      @Tired.c Рік тому +21

      I wouldn't say its rare.. There's many people like that out in the world. Depends on where you're from I guess, but I get what you're saying. There's too many people who are just assholes and not pleasant to be around 😅

    • @Maplelust
      @Maplelust Рік тому +17

      it's not rare at all.... they're just not comfortable around you. lol

    • @BeastLordofMetal
      @BeastLordofMetal Рік тому +5

      @@Maplelust It is quite rare to this degree.

  • @trevor4533
    @trevor4533 5 років тому +4035

    She says "it's about time!" As if it's a normal part of life to want to tear apart your TV lmfao.

    • @SHAOLINSLUMSS
      @SHAOLINSLUMSS 4 роки тому +44

      lmaooo that was so adorable

    • @Kor1134
      @Kor1134 4 роки тому +55

      Normal part of my life. I love taking things apart to see how they work, opened a CRT display when I was 11.

    • @dmnddst
      @dmnddst 4 роки тому +17

      Wait, so you're saying people don't tear apart their TVs on a daily basis? Oh my Bieber, I've been doing that my entire life! Can't sleep at night without taking apart my TV.

    • @dandeleon2764
      @dandeleon2764 4 роки тому +10

      Everything, in all existence, was just for us to reach this point. For her to open up this television. Damn right it's about time!

    • @ElvenMans
      @ElvenMans 4 роки тому +1

      It is.. kind of. If you love taking things apart to see whats inside them and how they work. She is like that as well it seems.

  • @grettaclarkson6511
    @grettaclarkson6511 5 років тому +1762

    "You shouldn't let poets lie to you."
    I really like that statement for some reason

    • @Wakeupgrandowl
      @Wakeupgrandowl 5 років тому +29

      I am on to you and your honeyed words.

    • @cv2594
      @cv2594 5 років тому +11

      Poets are the worst

    • @charles5398
      @charles5398 5 років тому +2

      Truth for life, preach it!

    • @nerdyasmrguy
      @nerdyasmrguy 5 років тому +1

      Straight from Plato

    • @timowthie
      @timowthie 5 років тому +8

      It means you shouldn't be deceived by the appearance of something, but rather find out what is true.

  • @myopic_cyclops
    @myopic_cyclops 7 років тому +3013

    "You shouldn't let poets lie to you." Damn. Imma use that.

    • @MikeHoltackers
      @MikeHoltackers 7 років тому +35

      in a poem?

    • @fabmanthereal
      @fabmanthereal 5 років тому +12

      MyopicCyclops actually the poet was telling thr truth 😂

    • @darwis1464
      @darwis1464 5 років тому +2

      what she mean by poets?

    • @TheStunnerFTW
      @TheStunnerFTW 5 років тому

      @@fabmanthereal thats what im saying, well he is kind of wrong because it does t exactly work like that.

    • @rstriker21
      @rstriker21 5 років тому +10

      Fabman Official there’s a difference between pixels and millions of screens playing programming to hypnotize you

  • @offplanet740
    @offplanet740 2 роки тому +93

    Oh my god she is so iconic. From her hobbies to her eyebrows, her voice to her overalls, her hair to the fact that she is taking apart a tv. A living icon.

  • @yanngendreau3739
    @yanngendreau3739 4 роки тому +3697

    Mic guy: "You'll never know i'm there."

    • @ComedyJakob
      @ComedyJakob 3 роки тому +142

      "Am I in the shot? I'm not in the shot right? I'll take your lack of response as a sign that everything is good."

    • @lizzynee8049
      @lizzynee8049 3 роки тому +39

      I didn’t really notice until you pointed it out to be fair 😂

    • @whh993
      @whh993 3 роки тому +31

      He appears to be overly excited to be present for this.

    • @mrpenumbra6180
      @mrpenumbra6180 3 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @sexoffenderpat7426
      @sexoffenderpat7426 3 роки тому +4

      Where is he

  • @Kwodlibet
    @Kwodlibet 4 роки тому +6901

    Things that always lie: - Icelandic Poets.
    Things that never lie: - Danish book.

  • @lisaro
    @lisaro 5 років тому +4533

    “Looks like a city, a little model of a city” - this should be sampled into a chilled trance track

  • @chinstonlive7915
    @chinstonlive7915 Рік тому +187

    1:33 "... these wires... They really take care .. take care of the electrons ... take care that they are powerful enough to make it all the way through here."
    I love the visual of a mechanism giving all those poor electrons the moral support they need to get through that TV.

  • @leechurchill1965
    @leechurchill1965 4 роки тому +4563

    Icelandic poet: 0
    Danish Book: 1

  • @emptyparkinglotat3am
    @emptyparkinglotat3am 5 років тому +846

    omg the way she says “city” 🥺

  • @themusicprincess
    @themusicprincess 4 роки тому +2156

    THE 'cee-tee' WAS SO SATISFYING WHY CANT I STOP LISTENING TO IT

  • @petersison7804
    @petersison7804 2 роки тому +536

    1:22 major tingles kicked in for me right here

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 5 років тому +429

    She's like little girl who did a science project and is now trying to explain it to the class.

  • @GeraldineShart
    @GeraldineShart 5 років тому +3028

    Sorry can I just check, have I just watched a video of bjork taking a television apart and explaining how it works because of a danish book she had read? The internet is cool

    • @previouslyachimp
      @previouslyachimp 5 років тому +114

      Don't forget about the lying poet, that's integral to the whole exercise! :)

    • @jdlech
      @jdlech 5 років тому +40

      But those scary pixels turns out to be a lie.
      Those damned lying Icelandic poets.

    • @plankedskank
      @plankedskank 5 років тому +1

      No one like this comment it sits on a fat holy number of '666'.. Lovely.

    • @TheStunnerFTW
      @TheStunnerFTW 5 років тому

      @@plankedskank 738 lmao wym

    • @plankedskank
      @plankedskank 5 років тому

      @@TheStunnerFTW it.. Was..666 but now its not..

  • @homeristro3472
    @homeristro3472 4 роки тому +5297

    The virgin Icelandic poet VS The chad danish book

    • @madsthefreed
      @madsthefreed 3 роки тому +278

      I like that the book itself is the chad, not the danish author

    • @isabellaflores1643
      @isabellaflores1643 3 роки тому +10

      Lmao nice

    • @ZR_-mj6yu
      @ZR_-mj6yu 3 роки тому +32

      Nah the virgin every other nordic vs the chad SUOMI

    • @ZR_-mj6yu
      @ZR_-mj6yu 3 роки тому +19

      I love the rest of you guys 🇫🇮❤️🇸🇪🇳🇴🇩🇰🇮🇸

    • @grillman1525
      @grillman1525 2 роки тому +3

      high tier

  • @spookey2004
    @spookey2004 2 роки тому +43

    It makes me so happy seeing her get so excited and passionate about this TV, her joy and fascination is so genuine

  • @AmPamPanda
    @AmPamPanda 4 роки тому +1417

    When she itches her nose I can’t.. she’s so adorable

  • @reinhardtmaritz7654
    @reinhardtmaritz7654 5 років тому +605

    Looking at her hair I was under the impression that she shocked the living shit out of herself.
    Turns out she’s cute af with messy hair

  • @KC-bg1th
    @KC-bg1th 5 років тому +7473

    She looked like she was 15 when she was 32.

  • @jumpcutfilms1958
    @jumpcutfilms1958 4 роки тому +155

    I love the way she says "cee-tee", I could listen to her say that all day long

  • @DaddyGflexNuts
    @DaddyGflexNuts 7 років тому +1024

    I have years of electronics training thanks to the Navy. I am familiar with the construction of CRT Televisions. Somehow I find hers much more enjoyable than anything the Navy taught me.

    • @DaddyGflexNuts
      @DaddyGflexNuts 7 років тому +51

      though it's really dangerous to take it apart. they can hold a huge electrical charge for a long time...

    • @thechaddad1609
      @thechaddad1609 7 років тому +33

      OK, so you weren't the only one thinking she was going to get fried from a charged capacitor?

    • @mrcthulhu3945
      @mrcthulhu3945 7 років тому +7

      Thank you for your service.

    • @anitasaladbar3604
      @anitasaladbar3604 7 років тому +7

      I had a giant version of this tv in my bedroom how i got it up there is a good question but when i got a new flat screen i had to get rid of the beast. i did not know that it could hold a charge for so long. I mwan i had it unplugged and eveything. I still got a little shocked when i took it apart. It surpised me so much (i had to take it apart because it was so goddamn heavy and i thought taking it apart would help but it barely did. Ended up letting it go down the stairs and kinda chipped the wood floor)

    • @DaddyGflexNuts
      @DaddyGflexNuts 7 років тому +1

      Sorry to hear that! Id imagine the front part was a lot lighter than the back where the actual tube sat lol

  • @krudmonger
    @krudmonger 4 роки тому +552

    Forget "The World According To Jeff Goldblum," I want "The World According To Bjork." I'd watch that for sure.

    • @Meiquee
      @Meiquee 4 роки тому +5

      oh my god YES! and I want a crossover episode with Jeff and Björk. I’d die happy😭❤️

  • @dais1151
    @dais1151 5 років тому +317

    1:16 for the city ❤️

  • @samwell_6977
    @samwell_6977 4 роки тому +297

    so she basically went “It’s christmas time and i’m enjoying the festivities on tv. Anyway, let’s crack it open see what’s popping inside.”

  • @marcom.645
    @marcom.645 7 років тому +208

    My God... I love her voice, her curiosity is lovely! I genuinely appreciate this interview, it's so blissful. I hope people like this never lose their touch of personality 💙

  • @liana3213
    @liana3213 5 років тому +255

    she has such a pretty voice

    • @werds1392
      @werds1392 5 років тому +28

      weedmaster420 yeah she should try singing or something!

    • @johnmurray7114
      @johnmurray7114 5 років тому +4

      @@werds1392 she should indeed!

    • @rubmybum6079
      @rubmybum6079 5 років тому +6

      i left skids in my toilet bowl today

    • @fancylad8112
      @fancylad8112 5 років тому

      @@rubmybum6079 I'm taking a phat shit rn bro

  • @ChikanCeleryman
    @ChikanCeleryman 4 роки тому +724

    UA-cam Recommendation: " Wanna watch Björk dismantle a TV?"

  • @ZacharyDial
    @ZacharyDial Рік тому +36

    I've watched this a bunch of times, but I just noticed something.
    1:45 - she let's us know she read a Danish book on how TVs work earlier that morning
    3:14 - she tells us that she was scared of TVs and that they gave her headaches until she read that book on the very same day this was recorded
    What a legend. 😅

  • @kfox420
    @kfox420 5 років тому +380

    I remember owning this VHS as a teenager, and everytime this segment came on, I would get tingles. Didn't know what was happening at the time, but it so cool to come across this again, and now know why I felt those.

    • @studiorose11
      @studiorose11 5 років тому +13

      kfox420 it’s funny because we still don’t fully know why. I remember mr Rogers always gave me tingles when he was drawing

    • @TheStunnerFTW
      @TheStunnerFTW 5 років тому +1

      @@studiorose11 lmao yes you fully know why, well if you do research and havent been in a cave for the past few years.

    • @omninuss6847
      @omninuss6847 5 років тому +27

      @@TheStunnerFTW Oh shut up. So far there are only theories and none a properly proven, even if there was you needn't be such a dick about it.

    • @studiorose11
      @studiorose11 5 років тому +1

      Omninuss DUNUSS lol yeah that’s what I thought. I read that like, hmm maybe I’ve missed something. And maybe I have lol. 🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @Ultravonder
      @Ultravonder 5 років тому +4

      What VHS was that?

  • @michaeloconnor8016
    @michaeloconnor8016 4 роки тому +1712

    Icelandic poets are notoriously untrustworthy

    • @rujo2k
      @rujo2k 4 роки тому +48

      Aapparently there is a seething rivalry with Icelandic television

    • @BWater-yq3jx
      @BWater-yq3jx 4 роки тому +23

      and gay.

    • @peterb5
      @peterb5 3 роки тому +5

      An Icelandic poet told me otherwise..😂

    • @missGolightly420
      @missGolightly420 3 роки тому

      Is that so. I'll have to look into that.

    • @bonjames72
      @bonjames72 3 роки тому +2

      @@BWater-yq3jx very Gay indeed

  • @wildnessinframe
    @wildnessinframe 4 роки тому +2704

    She has to be the oddest yet most attractive woman I've ever seen

    • @kokohaha3604
      @kokohaha3604 4 роки тому +57

      Bruh she’s 16

    • @bigjohn7818
      @bigjohn7818 4 роки тому +247

      @@bigred4534 Ok incel

    • @fungalfrederick
      @fungalfrederick 4 роки тому +105

      @@bigred4534 bruh shut yo mouth

    • @poghamsters
      @poghamsters 4 роки тому +75

      @Miss Misery he still has a maximilianmus pfp let him be unfunny

    • @XdXd-uv8ss
      @XdXd-uv8ss 4 роки тому +7

      @@fungalfrederick simp

  • @shivershins3730
    @shivershins3730 4 роки тому +61

    1:41 what an adorable nose scratch

  • @TheDustyForest
    @TheDustyForest 4 роки тому +345

    i've never actually heard bjork speak before, and even by icelandic standards, she has the most amazing voice ever

  • @katherinechrist-janer5636
    @katherinechrist-janer5636 4 роки тому +95

    She is so other worldly. Her singing style is utterly unique. She's amazing.

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket 5 років тому +201

    What a quirky, lovely and seemingly, wonderful gal.

    • @Trog-wy9jd
      @Trog-wy9jd 5 років тому +13

      McRocket Just don’t be a reporter and get on her bad side at an airport.

    • @bananasnake5875
      @bananasnake5875 2 роки тому

      @@Trog-wy9jd never tell her welcome to Bangkok

  • @javiermolina4161
    @javiermolina4161 2 роки тому +84

    1:16 omg, this is so adorable ❤️

  • @Kitykitycoco
    @Kitykitycoco 7 років тому +2255

    I just noticed she's wearing two watches

    • @kqmden
      @kqmden 7 років тому +311

      one for her home land time, and one for where ever she is time?

    • @hyd__rangea
      @hyd__rangea 7 років тому +172

      it's always time to diddle

    • @oggiedog911
      @oggiedog911 7 років тому +12

      Great Scott!

    • @jacksonclithero8559
      @jacksonclithero8559 7 років тому +14

      Rinshuu you know where it's at my friend

    • @noahlamouruex8775
      @noahlamouruex8775 7 років тому +12

      U gotta watch comments like that

  • @RealRobTaylor
    @RealRobTaylor 5 років тому +765

    Think I just caught a very brief glimpse of the mic in shot...

  • @TheWalkingAmongTheDead
    @TheWalkingAmongTheDead 7 років тому +836

    She's so beautiful.

    • @cefirodewinter9086
      @cefirodewinter9086 7 років тому +10

      TheWalkingAmongTheDead yeah....

    • @justgween7573
      @justgween7573 7 років тому +2

      TheWalkingAmongTheDead nice username. Did WAU ever get a season 2?

    • @beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      @beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 7 років тому +4

      season two has actually been confirmed a few weeks ago! no exact release date but sometime in 2018

    • @theguy4542
      @theguy4542 7 років тому +37

      I think this is the Bjork that had a stalker that was gonna attack her with acid. Then he shot his self.

    • @memoriblewerd
      @memoriblewerd 6 років тому +23

      AppleBlade how can you even see your a fucking apple 🍎

  • @BrianFilice
    @BrianFilice 4 місяці тому +1

    Bjork’s voice is the best!! Talking, singing doesn’t matter I could listen to her voice do literally anything.

  • @austinworkman260
    @austinworkman260 4 роки тому +252

    “I read that in a book...this morning” seems like last minute studying

  • @PeruvianTreeProductions
    @PeruvianTreeProductions 4 роки тому +181

    “These viars. They really take care of all the ele-trons.”
    Young Bjork is so cute and relaxing. :)

  • @mastergamataifu5055
    @mastergamataifu5055 5 років тому +825

    This is so old. Bjork is now in her 50s. Crazy.

  • @robertthedutchguy4365
    @robertthedutchguy4365 5 років тому +1361

    Judging by her hair she took care of the charge in the capacitors before making the video.

    • @saisen9632
      @saisen9632 5 років тому +6

      Omg😂😂

    • @winesap2
      @winesap2 5 років тому +3

      So funny!

    • @RayKit
      @RayKit 5 років тому +1

      HA!

    • @CntBckt
      @CntBckt 5 років тому +3

      Please, take all the upvotes. Lmfao

    • @TheStunnerFTW
      @TheStunnerFTW 5 років тому +15

      Her hair to me is kinda cute/hot.

  • @leiram8833
    @leiram8833 6 років тому +2607

    This isn't unintentional though, Bjork actually invented asmr in this very moment

    • @roganchapman5700
      @roganchapman5700 5 років тому +116

      *Bob Ross

    • @atticstattic
      @atticstattic 5 років тому +8

      @@roganchapman5700
      William Alexander?
      John Robbins?

    • @mousc460
      @mousc460 5 років тому +14

      @@roganchapman5700 Mr. Rogers

    • @roganchapman5700
      @roganchapman5700 5 років тому +85

      @@mousc460 Hitlers public speeches

    • @jaygorny
      @jaygorny 5 років тому +33

      Bob Ross might have something to say about that lol. However....if he is the king of asmr, maybe Bjork can be queen

  • @singingchristian
    @singingchristian 4 роки тому +645

    Moral of the story: “You shouldn’t let poets lie to you”

  • @XavierTheBat
    @XavierTheBat 4 місяці тому

    I chuckled at the end - thank you for sharing - what a beautiful girl, what a work of art she is

  • @honkhonk8263
    @honkhonk8263 5 років тому +3141

    My area 51 alien after I teach her about T.V.

    • @G_7___
      @G_7___ 5 років тому +28

      ohh what a layme comment... upvoted by even more lame losers

    • @edenlunareclipse8446
      @edenlunareclipse8446 5 років тому +219

      @@G_7___ gonna cry?

    • @madscientistshusta
      @madscientistshusta 5 років тому +46

      @@G_7___ awe poor baby needs his baba,did baby make an oopsie?

    • @EliteAaron
      @EliteAaron 5 років тому +54

      @@G_7___ What a loser

    • @yunggabriel5167
      @yunggabriel5167 5 років тому +53

      @@G_7___ please stop living you are cringe

  • @DavidAKJohnson
    @DavidAKJohnson 4 роки тому +157

    “ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAAAARR”
    Icelandic’s: That’s pretty gay, my dude. But also very serious and very spiritual.

  • @Dennden
    @Dennden 5 років тому +74

    She is actually very beautiful. I love her eyes.

    • @evilseedsgrownaturally1588
      @evilseedsgrownaturally1588 5 років тому +7

      @Dennis Helgi I love how you come off as this overly zealous patriot, humblebragging on behalf of a nation you've been arbitrarily born into and giving unsolicited lectures to perfect strangers online revolving national history. It is both fascinating and slightly disconcerting.

    • @kinghelios8633
      @kinghelios8633 5 років тому

      @Dennis Helgi ive seen icelandic girls and shes definitely not average looking ...stop trying to sound like you live in heaven my boi 😂

    • @kinghelios8633
      @kinghelios8633 5 років тому

      @Dennis Helgi you're trying so hard to make it sound like every girl in Iceland is super attractive where nothing could be further than the truth from that
      That's my point ...whether i find her attractive or not isn't

    • @kinghelios8633
      @kinghelios8633 5 років тому

      @Dennis Helgi i know the general beauty standards... And no not all your women fit them... You unfortunately are too arrogant to admit that so im gonna let you be
      Have a nice day
      Ps: throwing insults doesnt help in an argument... It does the opposite 😅

    • @kinghelios8633
      @kinghelios8633 5 років тому

      @Dennis Helgi apparently after u can no longer find an argument to prove your point you went into insults ...predictable of nowadays teenagers tbh
      And no unlike your generation of snowflakes i have better to do with my life than win online arguments with keyboard warriors or to wanna kill myself over a online stranger insulting me
      I just said that you lost the argument because your generation thinks insults help their point which they dont 😅

  • @dlmhdlmd
    @dlmhdlmd 4 роки тому +33

    this is the video that made me notice her existence. she’s so adorable,, and has an amazing voice for not only asmr,, but also singing. 🥺

    • @Puddycat00
      @Puddycat00 Рік тому

      You must be joking, her music is not even music, it’s horrible noise. It’s so bad, this is why she has a very small following amongst pretension losers.

  • @Truffle_Pup
    @Truffle_Pup 4 роки тому +297

    3 mysteries that will never be resolved:
    How were the pyramids made?
    Who shot JFK?
    What is in Björk's Danish book?

  • @katiekawaii
    @katiekawaii 5 років тому +818

    "I read that in a Danish book. This morning."

  • @twinkpeaks9993
    @twinkpeaks9993 4 роки тому +194

    I want more of her just rambling about random everyday shit

    • @jsmclin
      @jsmclin 3 роки тому +8

      Kinda what ASMR used to be.

  • @LionDesign
    @LionDesign 5 місяців тому +3

    Bjork has the prettiest face and eyes ever, I would never get tired of her voice, whether its speaking or singing

  • @ASMRctica
    @ASMRctica 7 років тому +601

    you shouldn't let poets lie to you! haha

    • @wilfredinho8419
      @wilfredinho8419 6 років тому +4

      ASMRctica ASMR this isn’t as good as ur ASMR... I’m a poet

    • @archeez7807
      @archeez7807 6 років тому +1

      Shots Fired

    • @bnluewarthunder3773
      @bnluewarthunder3773 5 років тому +3

      ASMRctica ASMR didn’t expect to see you here 👀

    • @Giobemo
      @Giobemo 5 років тому +3

      If your electrician tells you he's really just a poet, thank him for his time but then get him the hell away from your wiring.

    • @angrybanana5476
      @angrybanana5476 5 років тому

      You too huh?

  • @thehh5118
    @thehh5118 7 років тому +591

    1:15 - 1:28 Best part

    • @Deckardpr
      @Deckardpr 5 років тому +2

      The best part is all her albums stupid fuck!

    • @alphacuremother1019
      @alphacuremother1019 5 років тому +55

      I think 3:03 is the best part ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 5 років тому +60

      @@Deckardpr Yikes, calm down.

    • @dry0campa155
      @dry0campa155 5 років тому

      The Hh agreed

    • @f0vs
      @f0vs 5 років тому +1

      Safety

  • @Mellowvx
    @Mellowvx 4 роки тому +44

    1:17 i’m in love with those little whistle in between her words

  • @bryanrobles4851
    @bryanrobles4851 11 місяців тому +2

    This is just about the most adorable thing I have ever seen.😊

  • @alexia3552
    @alexia3552 5 років тому +128

    “Don’t let poets lie to you” love it

  • @clorox1676
    @clorox1676 5 років тому +469

    I love how she speaks an important truth in a seemingly innocent way. Don't let charlatans lie to you and manipulate you with fear. Learn the facts. A very important life lesson.

    • @ProSrbgames
      @ProSrbgames 5 років тому +8

      Scientifically speaking,the poet was right.

    • @nokobz2624
      @nokobz2624 5 років тому +2

      Global warming in a nutshell

    • @g.h7657
      @g.h7657 5 років тому +6

      @@nokobz2624 not even the slightest. Completely leaving out the total destruction of rainforest for animal agriculture. Its the biggest contributor for global warming. Literally securing humanities extinction for a cheesburger.

    • @nokobz2624
      @nokobz2624 5 років тому +1

      @@g.h7657 ey yo, idgaf

    • @Nothoughtpolice-xv7kv
      @Nothoughtpolice-xv7kv 4 роки тому

      AceMaster Studios facts

  • @MJ-kx8yq
    @MJ-kx8yq 5 років тому +64

    God she’s so pretty I don’t understand how someone can have such a beautiful face

    • @angrygrouse4989
      @angrygrouse4989 5 років тому +21

      Dennis Helgi u okay bud?

    • @codygreyeyes1610
      @codygreyeyes1610 5 років тому

      She’d be so fuckin vane if she were a millennial, sad really. An innocent generation those boomers were.

    • @OfficialCrowMauler
      @OfficialCrowMauler 5 років тому +3

      Cody Greyeyes
      She’s hardly a boomer. Sure, she was born right on the cusp of that gen but she would have been influenced much more by gen x social norms. Stop throwing around that fucking buzzword.

    • @exeterd9
      @exeterd9 5 років тому +1

      Cody Greyeyes stfu “zoomer”

    • @VeritableSmorgasbord
      @VeritableSmorgasbord 4 роки тому

      Maybe be tame the eyebrows just a bit, but she ain’t shabby.

  • @bbkmg256
    @bbkmg256 3 роки тому +9

    she has a beautiful and relaxing voice

  • @chubmouse
    @chubmouse 4 роки тому +313

    The moment she said "City" in her accent, I couldn't help but hear Joel.

    • @CNTango
      @CNTango 4 роки тому +17

      Grand Dad

    • @crust9889
      @crust9889 4 роки тому +25

      I like how there's only one Joel on the internet and I did not expect to find it here.

    • @MagnusFaxe
      @MagnusFaxe 3 роки тому +14

      @@pgWave. Joel Mama

    • @dogwashthefirst597
      @dogwashthefirst597 3 роки тому +9

      *GHOSTBUSTERS.*
      *THEY ARE BACK IN TOWN.*
      *YOU NEED TO PEE?*
      *THAT IS SO CRAZY.*

    • @Top_Hat_Walrus
      @Top_Hat_Walrus 3 роки тому +9

      Im from Sweden and city is one of those words I can never say without an extreme accent

  • @linusdn2777
    @linusdn2777 5 років тому +935

    Anyone else noticed she got a watch on each wrist?

    • @m1abrams1776
      @m1abrams1776 5 років тому +140

      Santa was generous that year

    • @oirandochu
      @oirandochu 4 роки тому +51

      One always showing Reykjavik time. Possibly. 😄

    • @lilkermit7749
      @lilkermit7749 4 роки тому

      She's a celeb

    • @DC_ABC_123
      @DC_ABC_123 4 роки тому +68

      The ol' Doc Brown maneuver. It's to save time from looking at the wrong wrist.

    • @binkbonkbones3402
      @binkbonkbones3402 4 роки тому +1

      'Ey you got the time?

  • @Carmoth86730
    @Carmoth86730 4 роки тому +844

    Moral: Don't trust Icelandic poets. Read Danish books.

  • @blazinjaden
    @blazinjaden 2 роки тому +16

    she has such a adorable icelandic accent 🥺

  • @Haze1434
    @Haze1434 5 років тому +2762

    She's very odd, but there's also something strangely attractive about her.

    • @verity_amo
      @verity_amo 5 років тому +236

      Her accent's kinda cute tbh.

    • @tatemushroom1002
      @tatemushroom1002 5 років тому +120

      SILENCE SIMP

    • @iminyourwalls250
      @iminyourwalls250 4 роки тому +34

      Simp

    • @BigJoe2286
      @BigJoe2286 4 роки тому +414

      Here comes influx of incels calling people "simps" for mundane, non-thirsty comments. But yes, I agree.

    • @iminyourwalls250
      @iminyourwalls250 4 роки тому +39

      @@BigJoe2286 simp

  • @a7jsdp0z672nf
    @a7jsdp0z672nf 7 років тому +5164

    Video is so old the meaning of Gay is different.

    • @memoriblewerd
      @memoriblewerd 7 років тому +551

      actually gay still means joy, queers use an acronym

    • @j5892000
      @j5892000 7 років тому +217

      Memorible werd its 2017 gay means homosexual and any other definition is offensive lol

    • @stevewall7044
      @stevewall7044 7 років тому +307

      Gay means happy. Do not get it wrong.

    • @bultenlol
      @bultenlol 7 років тому +308

      I'm pretty sure that in the society we live in everyone recognizes the word ''Gay'' to mean Homosexual.
      Definitions of words almost always have some other meaning to them, but of course there's only one that dominates as the true definition.

    • @Snakebloke
      @Snakebloke 7 років тому +168

      Gay always meant happy, it's the bastardisation of the word - in the modern sense - that has become more commonplace.

  • @Complextro51773
    @Complextro51773 7 років тому +1389

    Danish books > Icelandic poets

    • @qwerty1234234
      @qwerty1234234 5 років тому +1

      Lydonboy comment of the year 😂

    • @valentinaaa3330
      @valentinaaa3330 5 років тому +1

      this is so funny

    • @shurikenkat
      @shurikenkat 5 років тому +1

      Sounds like it’d be a PSAT meme

    • @g.h7657
      @g.h7657 5 років тому

      God books > poets.

  • @SwatZombie
    @SwatZombie 6 місяців тому +2

    Her speaking voice is so beautiful. I love that accent

  • @kmdcgth34546
    @kmdcgth34546 5 років тому +29

    The way she talks with the accent/shyness is just too adorable

    • @martintrj5620
      @martintrj5620 4 роки тому +2

      Until you watch her beat up a female reporter 😳. She sure packs a punch.

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz Рік тому

      ​@@martintrj5620 Wait, what?

    • @martintrj5620
      @martintrj5620 Рік тому

      @@Emil_Stoltz yep, ua-cam.com/video/W3mJTdGE79I/v-deo.html.
      The reporter, allegedly, had been following her for 4 days.

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz Рік тому +2

      @@martintrj5620 I mean... If some random person follows you around for 4 days, especially if it's annoying reporter, then I think punching them is justified.

  • @FATHER3k
    @FATHER3k 5 років тому +47

    She is so enthralling.. I could watch young Bjork 24/7

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 5 років тому

      Only "young" Bjork?

    • @FATHER3k
      @FATHER3k 5 років тому

      ASMRyouVEGANyet? No you right. Bjork.

  • @warchilledgaming6789
    @warchilledgaming6789 4 роки тому +224

    She is unbearably cute, especially when she says “city”

  • @Jch79
    @Jch79 4 місяці тому +4

    Older tube TVs can still hold a dangerous charge even when unplugged, but Bjork just laughs in the face of danger.

    • @beefax
      @beefax 2 місяці тому

      ngl i flinched when she started pointing at the cathode ray O-O
      that part in particular packs a mean zap... it put a small dent on my finger once

  • @sonnykingcomposer
    @sonnykingcomposer 4 роки тому +637

    0:48 You can hear a Minecraft Skeleton sound.

  • @maspunchnath7487
    @maspunchnath7487 5 років тому +279

    Iceland's Einstein. She even has the hair

  • @Demilich23
    @Demilich23 5 років тому +124

    "it is christmas time and I am sitting here by my TV"
    same

  • @YAZO0
    @YAZO0 3 місяці тому +2

    2 weeks ago I had no idea who Björk was. I tried this video out one time to relax I enjoyed it. I saw everyone talking highly of her and decided to try out her music. Well I’m now stuck in a Björk rabbit hole so thanks everyone for helping me find one of my new favorite artists!

  • @LyreBirdV
    @LyreBirdV 4 роки тому +61

    "You shouldn't let poets lie to you" - The best damn advice ever

  • @johnw3194
    @johnw3194 5 років тому +9

    She is adorable.So pure.. And btw towards the end of the video, she speaks the truth.

  • @USNavyMC
    @USNavyMC 6 років тому +126

    I could listen to her describe that city for hours. All the people in it, the stories, oh there's the new bakery that Janet opened.

    • @AudioJeep
      @AudioJeep 5 років тому +1

      I feel drawn to harming you in some way.
      The poster of this year old comment. I just want to hurt you, I cant explain it.

    • @djavanalderromero
      @djavanalderromero 5 років тому

      @@AudioJeep interesting

    • @USNavyMC
      @USNavyMC 2 роки тому +2

      Figures I finally get a reply to a comment and they want to kill me.

    • @taylorr.2275
      @taylorr.2275 6 місяців тому

      ​@@USNavyMC 😂😭

  • @rokamayono2312
    @rokamayono2312 2 роки тому +2

    She has such a nice voice, I love it. Also she is adorable. Also I would love a small series where it was her dissembling things and talking about it~

  • @ASMRctica
    @ASMRctica 7 років тому +125

    Love Björk! Nice to get a chance to see her on an ASMR channel! Thanks!

    • @joshtr04
      @joshtr04 6 років тому +1

      ASMRcti

    • @nimmernomma8830
      @nimmernomma8830 5 років тому

      Oh dude actually love your map asmr bro didn't expect to see you here