Weird DM's: Your Uncle is Your WHAT?!

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 20 січ 2025

КОМЕНТАРІ • 2,2 тис.

  • @kiva_kaze
    @kiva_kaze 3 роки тому +9021

    "I just got abandoned by a fucking leprechaun" made me laugh more than I should have

  • @tobiasodr
    @tobiasodr 3 роки тому +24474

    I love how the purple light reflects on his bald head

  • @Sakaki98
    @Sakaki98 3 роки тому +5499

    “It’s weird to cuddle a guy who’s shorter than you.”
    Noel: *Insecurity detected*

    • @0Yazz
      @0Yazz 3 роки тому +156

      "hey hey HEY!" he exclaims xD

    • @southchild_
      @southchild_ 2 роки тому +50

      ngl even I (as a tall girl with a shorter boyfriend) was like girl wat?? 🤨
      I find it's usually just the position though, way back I did have a shorter dude once try that move and it was really awkward for me lmao

    • @dotdotdot...176
      @dotdotdot...176 Рік тому

      I don't think it's weird. Well it's not weird just because of his height but because certain positions are awkward, sometimes regardless of height or gender.

  • @Phia525
    @Phia525 3 роки тому +4665

    He really screamed and showed her his cats ashes and expected to get laid after a sonic drive through date??? Like has that ever worked for him before!??

    • @mrbaka4614
      @mrbaka4614 3 роки тому +70

      I hope so I sincerely hope so

    • @100Hasake
      @100Hasake 3 роки тому +147

      I really hope it hasnt

    • @RANDOM-pf1ve
      @RANDOM-pf1ve 3 роки тому +114

      Probably he was just depressed about his cat and was told to interact with other ppl so he can feel better or get his mind off his cat.

    • @Phia525
      @Phia525 3 роки тому +225

      @@RANDOM-pf1ve I mean maybe I could sympathize with dude if he didn’t get mad at her for not sleeping with him after that horrible date lol

    • @sunnythekitkat2651
      @sunnythekitkat2651 3 роки тому +8

      It has, I know because I was the ashes.

  • @RicardoMoralesMassin
    @RicardoMoralesMassin 3 роки тому +1928

    The first girl is lucky to be telling that story. That guy sounds out of his mind.

    • @josephine3390
      @josephine3390 3 роки тому +138

      Kinda sounds like a serial killers origin story

    • @zatrat5696
      @zatrat5696 3 роки тому +64

      Ikr what guy order sweet tea 🤨 that’s right *a serial killer*

    • @MiddleFingerLimited
      @MiddleFingerLimited 3 роки тому +61

      He was probably just weird. It's not like he did anything violent.

    • @amildlydisappointingsalad6058
      @amildlydisappointingsalad6058 3 роки тому +37

      Ehhh, I'm sure he was just depressed about his cat

    • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
      @dearthofdoohickeys4703 3 роки тому +41

      Yeah cause screamo and cat ashes are totally hallmarks of a serial rapist 🙄

  • @reesebetts3016
    @reesebetts3016 3 роки тому +6824

    only a theater kid would say "nether regions"

    • @Wgirl99
      @Wgirl99 3 роки тому +106

      Valid

    • @k1773ns
      @k1773ns 3 роки тому +62

      This is true

    • @milfshanks
      @milfshanks 3 роки тому +81

      I hate how this is true 😭

    • @koolaidsam_
      @koolaidsam_ 3 роки тому +57

      as a theater kid, I agree

    • @zombie2401
      @zombie2401 3 роки тому +47

      when i heard "Nether regions" i thought of when matpat said it, then i remembered he too was a theatre kid

  • @caitlin6862
    @caitlin6862 3 роки тому +4780

    "he ordered a sweet tea for himself" has "one black coffee in the mcdonalds drive through" energy from john mulaney's dad

    • @siennasamuel
      @siennasamuel 3 роки тому +15

      YES

    • @caitlin6862
      @caitlin6862 3 роки тому +55

      @Anne P nothing lol its from a stand up routine

    • @avinavar4818
      @avinavar4818 3 роки тому +44

      @Anne P here’s the link to the stand up bit by John Mulaney Caitlin is referencing, it’s only 2 mins long: ua-cam.com/video/4RuYXZ_fKpQ/v-deo.html

    • @kass_G59
      @kass_G59 3 роки тому +5

      @@avinavar4818 Thank you!

    • @sheamoe7488
      @sheamoe7488 3 роки тому

      YES

  • @AlexRick76
    @AlexRick76 3 роки тому +11719

    Aaron seems like such a nice dude honestly, hope his ass healed alright

    • @Baldhill7070
      @Baldhill7070 3 роки тому +1425

      My ass is doing great thanks for asking

    • @vbm8992
      @vbm8992 3 роки тому +298

      @@Baldhill7070 lmao congrats on getting into the video tho!

    • @ploopydiper
      @ploopydiper 3 роки тому +239

      @@Baldhill7070 you dropped this king 👑

    • @AlexRick76
      @AlexRick76 3 роки тому +66

      @@Baldhill7070 we love to hear it 🙌

    • @youphoriia
      @youphoriia 3 роки тому +201

      @@Baldhill7070 we can change that if u down king

  • @cartercanan
    @cartercanan 3 роки тому +802

    “i just got abandoned by a fucking leprechaun” best punchline ever i didn’t see it coming at all and lost it when she said that lmaooooo

  • @abigailwollam6894
    @abigailwollam6894 3 роки тому +850

    “Nether regions” bit killed me. I’m a vet tech and hearing what people call their dogs genitals is… wild. Like dude, this is medical. The word vulva isn’t going to surprise me.

    • @xCaats
      @xCaats 3 роки тому +30

      vet tech here and i agree with this so much 💀

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 роки тому +122

      yeah but sometimes it just feels wrong to say “dog vagina” lmfao 😭

    • @oussamat612
      @oussamat612 3 роки тому +157

      @@anna_banana414 dussy

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 роки тому +41

      @@oussamat612 you need to stop 😭

    • @NocasCC18
      @NocasCC18 3 роки тому +18

      @@oussamat612 why would you do this to me

  • @joanna-tb8bv
    @joanna-tb8bv 3 роки тому +4668

    last guy wasn’t a real person it was actually the lucky charms mascot trying to protect his charms

    • @silverc.8105
      @silverc.8105 3 роки тому +96

      I guess having lucky charms didn't make him charming enough 😂

    • @kim-pr8ou
      @kim-pr8ou 3 роки тому +11

      Both of these comments are top tier

    • @Pr0fessorB1ble
      @Pr0fessorB1ble 3 роки тому

      The lucky charms mascot couldn’t tell the rainbow symbols on her shirt weren’t real lucky charms.

  • @TheGreenerItGets
    @TheGreenerItGets 3 роки тому +8767

    Aaron just told a story about being impaled and made it not sound horrifying.

    • @exorchili7121
      @exorchili7121 3 роки тому +69

      we also had a musical called back to the 80s at our school

    • @jayferdous1165
      @jayferdous1165 3 роки тому +2

      Ll

    • @PeachysMom
      @PeachysMom 3 роки тому

      @@exorchili7121 same

    • @joshentertainment2
      @joshentertainment2 3 роки тому +98

      It sound horrifying when he said he stood up

    • @Nameology0
      @Nameology0 3 роки тому +150

      At least it was his ass cheek and not his asshole

  • @viviantompkins7925
    @viviantompkins7925 3 роки тому +5031

    “He stopped at a McDonalds drive through and ordered one sweet tea for himself.” Woooooowww 💀😂

  • @sufferationist
    @sufferationist 3 роки тому +1550

    Aaron's story was just a cover for him getting a BBL, he ain't slick throwing in that pillow shit at the end

  • @amber5802
    @amber5802 3 роки тому +216

    I cannot stress this enough, from experience, when meeting strangers however much you trust them, meet somewhere other than your house. Do not share your address. Meet somewhere in public/ close to public!

    • @craigsanders9268
      @craigsanders9268 3 роки тому +1

      I dox myself so often at this point i don't even care anymore

  • @philp3786
    @philp3786 3 роки тому +4115

    People who offer hard drugs to people who they aren’t 100% sure are already into that are monsters.
    I did most drugs under the sun including meth and heroin, but I’ve never ever offered anything to anybody like that unless they were people I knew well that were already doing shit like that.
    Never feel like you’re being rude for turning down something that could easily ruin your life. If you’re scared to lose friends because you won’t do hard drugs with them, they are absolutely not your friends and you are better off without them

    • @ericaheap
      @ericaheap 3 роки тому +273

      hell yeah. I hope more people see this comment because this is so important

    • @mosbmonique
      @mosbmonique 3 роки тому +166

      Very well put, I also hope more people will listen to this. Glad you are doing better. Blessings.

    • @philp3786
      @philp3786 3 роки тому +161

      @@mosbmonique that’s very nice! I’ve definitely had some rough patches but I’m doing great now. Much appreciated

    • @jak_bcbeats3840
      @jak_bcbeats3840 3 роки тому +51

      Misery loves company

    • @jay-mt5do
      @jay-mt5do 3 роки тому +75

      i needed to hear this. im going out with some friends this week and every time we hang out we do drugs so like when we make plans i get hella anxiety just because im always scared of the outcome.

  • @grantpaisley9012
    @grantpaisley9012 3 роки тому +5660

    "You know what to do..."
    Yes Noel. I press the like...
    "... Thank today's sponsor."
    Welp you got me

  • @nichelleniks4526
    @nichelleniks4526 3 роки тому +2308

    As a former teacher, I can attest that the teachers didn't used to smoke weed, past tense. They're still actively smoking. Like now. Probably before work lol

    • @wienerstein2817
      @wienerstein2817 3 роки тому +144

      Little Mitch Hedgeberg going on. "I used to smoke weed. I still do but I used to too".

    • @MemeSupreme69
      @MemeSupreme69 3 роки тому +144

      Lol I remember our pottery teacher in high school would just leave for 20 minutes in the middle of class and hotbox his car. He came back stinking like weed and everyone knew but he was chill so nobody narced.

    • @bromidrosis3238
      @bromidrosis3238 3 роки тому +9

      @@wienerstein2817 LMAO! Love that line

    • @rowancook4369
      @rowancook4369 3 роки тому +9

      My freshman us history teacher came to almost every class stoned lmao

    • @nicolasmith4181
      @nicolasmith4181 3 роки тому +5

      fr. I've met with teachers at parties, and they usually are the most wildest on a night out

  • @ciarapark281
    @ciarapark281 3 роки тому +3048

    didn’t think my leprechaun line would make so many people laugh 🤣 Thanks for the praise on my story telling Noel 😆

    • @alphafish4756
      @alphafish4756 3 роки тому +219

      we loved iit, youre a natural storyteller!

    • @shyboievris834
      @shyboievris834 3 роки тому +95

      Bruv that was hilarious

    • @hunchbackfarquaad7510
      @hunchbackfarquaad7510 3 роки тому +332

      Baby he didn’t abandoned you, he was searching for his lucky pot of gold😩

    • @lalalalia745
      @lalalalia745 3 роки тому +45

      ILITERALLY LOST MY MIND AFTER THAT I LOVED IT

    • @britt1953
      @britt1953 3 роки тому +25

      Lollll I was dying

  • @meggy8699
    @meggy8699 3 роки тому +292

    sending love to the uncle dad girl on the off chance shell see this, coming out with that kind of thing to millions without even talking to your parents is brave as hell and i hope she has a good day

    • @angieniver2785
      @angieniver2785 3 роки тому +56

      that’s me! thank you very much

    • @meggy8699
      @meggy8699 3 роки тому +8

      @@angieniver2785 OMG ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @bigidiot86
    @bigidiot86 3 роки тому +2375

    we now have a clip of noel saying "sussy baka", do your work, internet.

  • @annawerking7036
    @annawerking7036 3 роки тому +10131

    am i the only one who gets scared hearing about these girls who let their tinder dates pick them up from their house? ladies and gents if you're going to meet a stranger PLEASE take your own car and meet them in a public place so you don't get murdered or kidnapped - safety first people !

    • @carelsby
      @carelsby 3 роки тому +859

      Yes! Dont let a stranger know where you live

    • @wellhi2430
      @wellhi2430 3 роки тому +771

      I said "your house?!?!?" Out loud. always meet in a public space first

    • @stephhernandez7772
      @stephhernandez7772 3 роки тому +230

      Yea that was her first mistake! I was like nooooo

    • @breadpilled2587
      @breadpilled2587 3 роки тому +474

      CW rape
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      I let this guy pick me up at my house and he ended up raping me. He has been calling and texting me for weeks. He knows where both my family and I live.
      Dont bring strangers home.

    • @uhhhthisismyotheraccount310
      @uhhhthisismyotheraccount310 3 роки тому +324

      @@breadpilled2587 omg I’m so sorry that happened to you!

  • @samthejam33
    @samthejam33 3 роки тому +544

    the mcdonalds sweet tea is so ominous like that man is not okay

  • @mileszar
    @mileszar 3 роки тому +286

    Noel’s description of taxidermy caught me so off guard
    “Like it’s still alive but they’re like.. still. Yeah.”

  • @ChloAlexandra19
    @ChloAlexandra19 3 роки тому +208

    All musical kids know the adrenaline, when you injure yourself while performing it doesn’t feel half as bad til you wake up the morning after. I tore 2 of the 3 main ligaments of my ankle while performing Grease The Arena Spectacular, and kept dancing for the whole second act. I woke up the next day and couldn’t stand.

  • @matcha_pot
    @matcha_pot 3 роки тому +1616

    Noel you didn't have to blur his face, we already know it's James Charles.

    • @tbag246
      @tbag246 3 роки тому +60

      I think it's a girl cuz he also modified her voice

    • @tregiangreco9225
      @tregiangreco9225 3 роки тому +147

      @@tbag246 nope, it’s James.

    • @tbag246
      @tbag246 3 роки тому +69

      @@tregiangreco9225 fiiiine James Charles it is

    • @JazzyUrquoise
      @JazzyUrquoise 3 роки тому

      How can you know it’s James Charles?

    • @joshentertainment2
      @joshentertainment2 3 роки тому +147

      When you deepen the voice of an American girl you get James Charles

  • @dillydallydoo
    @dillydallydoo 3 роки тому +3774

    New Noel new Cody and new TMG coming soon, what a Wednesday

  • @jerrythemagicalllama
    @jerrythemagicalllama 3 роки тому +266

    Sponsors, no cursing, AND asking for likes at the beginning of every video...our boy Noel's trying to save up money for the wedding lmaooooo

  • @jimmbodragonslayer
    @jimmbodragonslayer 3 роки тому +661

    "he had ginger hair, which was fine. But he had a ginger beard and ew"
    What color did you want his beard to be?

    • @rier8061
      @rier8061 3 роки тому +60

      Maybe shes not into beards?

    • @jimmbodragonslayer
      @jimmbodragonslayer 3 роки тому +163

      @@rier8061 not ginger beards, that's for sure.

    • @leann4265
      @leann4265 3 роки тому +39

      If you’re a ginger just don’t grow a beard, they look so much better clean shaven tbh

    • @brigidhunter3127
      @brigidhunter3127 3 роки тому +1

      right?

    • @jenna4519
      @jenna4519 3 роки тому +35

      @@leann4265 Ginger beards look fine

  • @Lucyferbby
    @Lucyferbby 3 роки тому +133

    word of advice people on a date or first date. Don’t be too over sharing lol. Idk why but people just feel the need to share so much more than they need to when it comes to their personal life and I’ve experienced AND done it too

    • @biancadelbusto2249
      @biancadelbusto2249 3 роки тому +3

      no no no. of course not. I just overshare in the 3rd-5th date. lol whoops!

    • @alexxpanda6412
      @alexxpanda6412 3 роки тому

      Yeah so many people over share with me like 6months in it's crazy

  • @luigimax1426
    @luigimax1426 3 роки тому +1864

    How does noel have hair yet his head is still shiny

  • @louigabaron9503
    @louigabaron9503 3 роки тому +1004

    Hold on, you’re telling me Cody and Noel have the same sponsor, for a video that comes out on the same day, in which they both reference Shaq

    • @tropical5135
      @tropical5135 3 роки тому +53

      Because they read a script

    • @annieliina
      @annieliina 3 роки тому +4

      Shaq is the biggest selling point

    • @leann4265
      @leann4265 3 роки тому

      Part of the script

  • @soulgazer11
    @soulgazer11 3 роки тому +496

    I burst out laughing when she said "fcking leprechaun" 😂🤣🤣
    This girl can tell a story lmao

  • @allisonrewalt9562
    @allisonrewalt9562 3 роки тому +263

    first girls date sounds like a bit straight out of impractical jokers

  • @nadirimyers6643
    @nadirimyers6643 3 роки тому +430

    Dude really thought he was gonna buy her sonic, SHOW HER HIS CATS ASHES IN HIS TRUNK…. And really thought “yeah imma get some. This is a sure thing” lol dude stop 😂 💀 you couldn’t possibly. How many women has that worked on? I must talk to them IMMEDIATELY

    • @RozKounelakion
      @RozKounelakion 3 роки тому +17

      You guys sure have some interesting characters over there in the states lmao

  • @aretheyokay-fl4bg
    @aretheyokay-fl4bg 3 роки тому +1723

    me: in a depressive episode
    Noel: posts
    me: ah yes serotonin

  • @jrkendz5505
    @jrkendz5505 3 роки тому +1292

    Noel related a little too heavily to that off-hand caption about meth

    • @dorada03
      @dorada03 3 роки тому +51

      no for real 💀

    • @PeachysMom
      @PeachysMom 3 роки тому +2

      Same tho. I felt that

    • @pratik.7599
      @pratik.7599 3 роки тому

      @Joshua Roehl I already listened to this masterpiece last year my man, its a gem, it should be archived for future generations. Haven't laughed this much in years.

  • @Nootelley
    @Nootelley 3 роки тому +1088

    Mario Odyssey music behind "I got impaled in the ass" was hilarious, thanks Noah

    • @adamweber2134
      @adamweber2134 3 роки тому +41

      Yeah I love that Noah fella!

    • @chhaviuniyal8003
      @chhaviuniyal8003 3 роки тому +41

      Noah Hiller is my favourite UA-camr ❤️

    • @noahsamsen
      @noahsamsen 3 роки тому +6

      ohhhyyeahhhh

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 3 роки тому +1

      Noah LOL
      The way he kept fricking repeating the impaled bit, too alskdfjal

    • @Nootelley
      @Nootelley 3 роки тому +10

      Boy who edited this is named Noah smh don't any of y'all pay attention

  • @boogtheskeleton2754
    @boogtheskeleton2754 3 роки тому +255

    is no one going to mention the severe lacking of a story on the $12000 shit

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen 3 роки тому +116

    PewDiePie: "I broke my ass."
    This guy: "My ass got impaled by a 14 inch long piece of wood."

  • @alexbrooks5805
    @alexbrooks5805 3 роки тому +594

    We need weird dms to be a Netflix series

    • @dontknow4389
      @dontknow4389 3 роки тому +11

      Only if it's hosted by Mr Noel

  • @was4212
    @was4212 3 роки тому +3099

    These are pretty weird

  • @hawyee9090
    @hawyee9090 3 роки тому +155

    it's uncanny how much the screamo guy reminds me of my friend's boyfriend. like, meeting on tinder, singing for the girl in the car, i think he and my friend also got sonic on the first date???? except my friend immediately fell in love with the dude and forces me to watch his (very bad) singing videos whenever i go see her 😭😭

    • @andsch3881
      @andsch3881 3 роки тому +37

      Hell naw rip 😭😭😭

    • @hawyee9090
      @hawyee9090 3 роки тому +37

      @@andsch3881 BRO I KNOW HAHA i always have to cover my mouth and say shit like "wow he must have really healthy technique to be able to scream like that. i could never" so that she doesn't know i'm laughing 💀

    • @katet8639
      @katet8639 3 роки тому +7

      Ask your friend if her bf has a cremated pet LMAO

    • @hawyee9090
      @hawyee9090 2 роки тому +1

      update: they're like a year and some change into the relationship now and even though the guy seems pretty cool, the screaming videos still test my ability to keep a straight face

    • @idislikemints
      @idislikemints 2 роки тому

      @@hawyee9090 but does he keep a jar with his dead cat's ashes?

  • @jasmineb9391
    @jasmineb9391 3 роки тому +85

    For the girl who got ditched by her date and he said “I left my wallet”so she paid for everything . That was a major big red flag . I would of said “sorry I just paid all my bills this month and it’s not within my budget sorry bro”. Watch him pull out his wallet 💀 I rarely let the guy pay and I pay my part . After a couple of dates then we take take turns paying for each other . It shows trust and effort on both parties

    • @namnetupptaget6810
      @namnetupptaget6810 2 роки тому

      girl expected to be paid for, got mad when her date didn't. Judgemental af, probably ditched for acting rude. Double standards are hilarious.

  • @xtrastrengthsassx1269
    @xtrastrengthsassx1269 3 роки тому +48

    There is indeed a universal “my nether regions” face. I’m glad someone brought it to our attention.

  • @nuraanjano6371
    @nuraanjano6371 3 роки тому +328

    Noel saying sussy baka is a pick me up I didn't even know I needed lol

  • @hm-fy5iz
    @hm-fy5iz 3 роки тому +78

    "my friend did meth bc she didn't want to be rude" is a story i've been told by every single college friend i had who lived in ottawa

  • @CartierCasey
    @CartierCasey 3 роки тому +85

    “Getting dragged off” might just be my new favorite phrase

  • @ilikecats392
    @ilikecats392 3 роки тому +53

    That little bit where Noel talked about "we do meth" hit my feels harder than anything has in a long time honestly. That's the kind of friendship I long for lol (not necessarily with the meth)

  • @googlorsnooglor8757
    @googlorsnooglor8757 3 роки тому +36

    The Pavlovian conditioning after Noel said “before we get into it, you know what you have to do” worked. I hit the like and he was only talking about the sponsor…

  • @maxkcool4102
    @maxkcool4102 3 роки тому +171

    As a 5'4" individual, I really appreciate Noel looking out for the little guys.

    • @cremetangerine82
      @cremetangerine82 3 роки тому +8

      Short kings are loved!

    • @morgan2538
      @morgan2538 3 роки тому +5

      If it makes u feel better im 5'1 😔

    • @bigbalticbox
      @bigbalticbox 3 роки тому +8

      I'm 5'9 and stand up for the brethren.
      Height don't mean shit. Those who say otherwise should get knee capped and left on the spot

    • @cheerleaderofdoom766
      @cheerleaderofdoom766 3 роки тому +2

      @@bigbalticbox I hope you have this same energy towards people who judge fat women

    • @Leig5H0T
      @Leig5H0T 2 роки тому

      @@cheerleaderofdoom766 it's actually different because there's no method of any kind to change height

  • @mayflower5193
    @mayflower5193 3 роки тому +305

    Why was the splinter guy so embarrassed to talk about it? He made it sound like it was shoved up his butt or something lol

    • @tinalyzhen
      @tinalyzhen 3 роки тому +145

      honestly the part where he had his whole ass on display in the nurse's office is pretty embarrassing u feel

    • @ybjtya4366
      @ybjtya4366 3 роки тому +96

      @@tinalyzhen bro had to carry a pillow so he could sit down💀

    • @Baldhill7070
      @Baldhill7070 3 роки тому +96

      I was just trying to make it sound funny lol

    • @PeachysMom
      @PeachysMom 3 роки тому +56

      @@Baldhill7070 you’re the ass impaled guy?! Aw man I hope you feel better

    • @Baldhill7070
      @Baldhill7070 3 роки тому +24

      @@PeachysMom Lmaoo yea, thanks😂

  • @mallorietaylor2714
    @mallorietaylor2714 3 роки тому +162

    this series needs to be a show. i would buy it anywhere for any price.

  • @lologoaty
    @lologoaty 3 роки тому +37

    “you know what you have to do” i reached for like button like a trained dog

  • @alexiarosalia
    @alexiarosalia 3 роки тому +24

    Aaron being a theater kid was CLEAR from the time I saw him, no offense LMFAO

  • @wiggy_8224
    @wiggy_8224 3 роки тому +60

    The past three weird DM’s I’ve watched I’ve been on the toilet. This is now tradition

    • @GinaTonik
      @GinaTonik 3 роки тому

      Wtf same and I didn’t even realize it but now I’m realizing it and omg

  • @Tecno-Dark
    @Tecno-Dark 3 роки тому +124

    4:19 "Oh Screamo, you mean Corpse Husband"
    Fucking wasnt expecting that

    • @431aidan
      @431aidan 3 роки тому

      Exactly like that

  • @Yasmine-jx3jo
    @Yasmine-jx3jo 3 роки тому +39

    "You're making it hard
    Bottom text"
    Im crying

    • @Knocksbox
      @Knocksbox 3 роки тому

      Stop crying or death

  • @justincruz5720
    @justincruz5720 3 роки тому +6

    7:26 Placing an ad here right after this line was genius.

  • @stpovs
    @stpovs 3 роки тому +4

    12:28 why does that sound like james Charles. And when he said SUSSY BAKA made me die laughing

  • @QNiki
    @QNiki 3 роки тому +89

    "it's weird to cuddle someone shorter than you"
    me: ????????

    • @_ikako_
      @_ikako_ 3 роки тому +17

      because everyone is the exact same height as everyone else.

    • @k1773ns
      @k1773ns 3 роки тому +14

      Someone has to be little spoon. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @pudding4eva101
    @pudding4eva101 3 роки тому +62

    6:40 she shouldn't have even apologized like she just avoided something that could've been a dangerous situation...

    • @2cool0
      @2cool0 3 роки тому +1

      well he might just be a little weird but if he wasn't dangerous and just a different guy it would be kind of rude to not say it i guess. you know what i mean? its not like he did it on purpose....some people are just weird. he could have been dangerous idk but you don't know he was. be suspectful but it's ok to be nice to them too at the same time

    • @anahand4137
      @anahand4137 3 роки тому +12

      I totally agree. Even if it didn't end up being dangerous, you should never have to feel sorry for saying no. That's feeling sorry for exercising consent. I mean, in the end he even revealed that all he wanted was to get with her. She deserved fully to ask to be taken home without being guilt tripped for it.

    • @2cool0
      @2cool0 3 роки тому

      @@anahand4137 yeah you don't have to say sorry. but nothing wrong with it

    • @imaninfantilekageroo3172
      @imaninfantilekageroo3172 3 роки тому +5

      @@2cool0 What they said still stands. Apologizing means you feel regret for something you did wrong, no one should ever regret putting their safety first. It's never rude to leave a situation you don't feel comfortable with, please just shut up omg.

    • @2cool0
      @2cool0 3 роки тому

      @@imaninfantilekageroo3172 lol calm down

  • @---wq9xp
    @---wq9xp 3 роки тому +27

    Lol at the mom who's accusing her ex-husband of cheating. PROJECTION.

  • @noahbritton5105
    @noahbritton5105 3 роки тому +55

    *Faced blurred to protect their identity*
    Noel:Ima let her finish

  • @kdash3567
    @kdash3567 3 роки тому +17

    What he said abt teachers is so true bc I’m in high school and I had a seizure in the middle of lunch and ain’t NOBODY knew what to do apparently

  • @chey2044
    @chey2044 3 роки тому +44

    happy wednesday noel

  • @ahlam7589
    @ahlam7589 3 роки тому +12

    I love how I've been procastinating studying for my finals all day just binge watching Noel's videos and just as I was gonna finally leave youtube I see THIS ! A sign from god if I have ever seen one

  • @extroverted_hermit
    @extroverted_hermit 3 роки тому +18

    I love this series so much, it feels personal and genuine and absolutely hilarious

  • @kenwalker113
    @kenwalker113 3 роки тому +63

    5’5 and ginger, that man has been dealt the biggest oof by nature.

  • @sadmermaid
    @sadmermaid 3 роки тому +18

    This video was amazing Noel. The last girl, you're hilarious and you're gunna go far in life, you have a great attitude, def pass the vibe check. The last line made me actually laugh.

  • @miamar98
    @miamar98 3 роки тому +27

    “Oh scream-o….. you mean Corpse Husband.”
    NOEL I CANT KGFKFKFKJLHLLH

  • @Mirashafiqa
    @Mirashafiqa 3 роки тому +58

    The altered voice in the uncle story sounds like James Charles's

  • @morrisniestradt8390
    @morrisniestradt8390 3 роки тому +41

    That "hey hey hey listen" was real. Noel seems hurt ngl.

  • @here2watch08
    @here2watch08 3 роки тому +41

    "Abandoned by a leprechaun" just has this ring to it

  • @LanaDelTaco1372
    @LanaDelTaco1372 3 роки тому +3

    Something about the “oh my god that’s so bad” at 10:42 was so incredibly real

  • @FawnShea
    @FawnShea 3 роки тому +47

    i was JUST looking for another Noel video to watch

  • @monarch3604
    @monarch3604 3 роки тому +242

    How the hell weird dms got a damn sponsor

  • @Seigi_37
    @Seigi_37 3 роки тому +12

    8:20 As a kindergarten teacher in their mid-20s... this hit a little too hard

  • @S1RT0RTUR3
    @S1RT0RTUR3 3 роки тому +4

    Noah's editing gotta be one of my favs, he edits all your reactions/and faces you make perfectly

  • @slowmoprooverhere
    @slowmoprooverhere 3 роки тому +8

    The fact that he played adventure music that's in like a little kid movies in the beginning of his video just tells you that we are in for an adventure

  • @percyhadez
    @percyhadez 3 роки тому +16

    man didn’t have money and still thought he’d get action in a movie theater???? bold

  • @noorsyed1860
    @noorsyed1860 3 роки тому +22

    When you watched Cody's new video 5mins ago and heard the exact same sponsorship segment but still you watch Noel say it all over again to give our boy that watchtime. Respecc.

  • @idfkbutnotthat
    @idfkbutnotthat 3 роки тому +63

    i want a sound bite of “sussy baka”

  • @myles1227
    @myles1227 3 роки тому +5

    i’m going glad that i found Noel on youtube by mistake like half and hour ago 😭 i’m stuck and i’m laughing so hard omfg

  • @maricabaldassarra3334
    @maricabaldassarra3334 3 роки тому +56

    When the girl from the last story started saying things like "it's weird cuddling short ppl" or "he has ginger beard and ew" i was like uh kinda rude?? but i didnt expect that ending dang im sorry 💀

    • @TheHinni1234
      @TheHinni1234 3 роки тому +5

      Nah fuck it she had it coming.

    • @Iovedrovght
      @Iovedrovght 3 роки тому +30

      @@TheHinni1234 ur the leprechaun aren't u

    • @TheHinni1234
      @TheHinni1234 3 роки тому +11

      @@Iovedrovght I'm 6.2 and have brown hair. But fuck that girl was annoying. The short ginder boys can't help it. Not like she was a 10 herself

    • @MiddleFingerLimited
      @MiddleFingerLimited 3 роки тому +6

      @@TheHinni1234 Exactly. 6'6 here, and I'm just sitting here like, "Girl, you are a 5.". People in glass houses, etc.

    • @TheHinni1234
      @TheHinni1234 3 роки тому +4

      @@MiddleFingerLimited facts. That's what I'm saying, and getting called a leprechaun for it 🤔 girl has no business shitting on his looks height and haircolor and expect sympathy.

  • @midnightshutdown
    @midnightshutdown 3 роки тому +9

    that last girl's punchline about the leprechaun was golden. what an incredible episode of weird dms

  • @Bombay1618
    @Bombay1618 3 роки тому +21

    13:08 anyone else caught off guard by the fact that it wasn't just her dad's brother?! That's some Springer shit!

  • @thomasinajefferson9971
    @thomasinajefferson9971 3 роки тому +93

    Miss, I’m 5’11 and my fiancé is 5’5 and for 5 years I’ve never not felt 150% fulfilled … in ANY instance. Find yourself a real Short King, sis.

    • @angusmarch1066
      @angusmarch1066 3 роки тому +13

      She was pretty judgemental, but then he left her at the cinema and thats not on.

    • @moent00
      @moent00 3 роки тому +51

      I think the issue is that he lied about his height. I mean already the first impression of him she had when they met was that he's a liar. I'd probably be a little uncomfortable with that too.

    • @angusmarch1066
      @angusmarch1066 3 роки тому +2

      @@moent00 good point.

    • @thomasinajefferson9971
      @thomasinajefferson9971 3 роки тому +1

      Jesus, I’m saying this in jest. 😂🤦‍♀️

    • @brigidhunter3127
      @brigidhunter3127 3 роки тому +5

      yeah like he shouldn't've lied and dipped but demeaning all short dudes and gingers was real judgy also even if she's in a theater she can 100% say "im not into this," leave, and call her friend

  • @heath9072
    @heath9072 3 роки тому +6

    Watching Noel has got me replaying Super Mario Galaxy, so thanks Noel!

  • @jessafra
    @jessafra 3 роки тому +7

    9:48 .. it’s impossible to watch cody and noel as a dutch person , won’t even let me exist in peace

  • @TheSimplyCooking
    @TheSimplyCooking 3 роки тому +12

    Ah, the last day of the month, our monthly treat of "all your favorite UA-camrs upload at the same time because they need to fulfill their ad quota for the month“

  • @surayar64
    @surayar64 3 роки тому +7

    So glad all of the stories this episode were to the point and didn't drag!

  • @rodatxe7613
    @rodatxe7613 3 роки тому +24

    I was definitely invested in that last story, but I couldn't help but wonder "who the hell brings a blanket to a movie in a movie theater?"

    • @crftieph
      @crftieph 3 роки тому

      Same but I realized it’s prob provided by the cinema?

    • @SuperStarfire88
      @SuperStarfire88 3 роки тому +2

      Me and my mom have always done it because most of the time movie theaters have the air conditioning on blast and it can get pretty cold sometimes. I'd rather be safe than cold, especially if I'm wearing a dress or a skirt.

  • @ccc9591
    @ccc9591 3 роки тому +3

    10:28 I can’t breathe Noel is on point every time

  • @pyro.eeffoc
    @pyro.eeffoc 3 роки тому +6

    7:14 caught me off guard

  • @safaeelba1266
    @safaeelba1266 3 роки тому +15

    i would listen the last girl talk for hours loved her

  • @silverc.8105
    @silverc.8105 3 роки тому +8

    I think I would have been relieved to get abandoned by the leprechaun by that point 😂

  • @sophisabelle1155
    @sophisabelle1155 3 роки тому +8

    First time I’ve been awake when you upload. 3:40am in Aus bby and not sleeping for another 20 mins now, cheers baldy

  • @juliagritzbach
    @juliagritzbach 3 роки тому +5

    The last story was hilarious 😂 “I got abandoned by a leprechaun “

  • @siriusblack4488
    @siriusblack4488 3 роки тому +7

    5:30 missed the opportunity to say screamated 😭