Hey this is Skyla from the last story. Just wanted to come here and say I wasn’t roofied. I never felt unsafe during that date. I honestly just can’t handle alcohol and smoking and the result of that led me to be in this video hahaha, but yes ladies WATCH YOUR DRINKS REGARDLESS
glad we're ok with shitting on people for their looks and not what they do, great look guys. i mean, even fucking commentary youtubers stopped doing that in like 2015
I mean, if she didn’t shower or wear make up, she probably did nothing to make herself look good. If she’s all greasy, smelly, and looks a mess, she’s not going to look very pretty
Damn what is in the water in that town where its normal for 15 year olds to be doing advanced BDSM and drinking alcohol in the evenings to relax... I know I was a sheltered kid but DAMN... I didn't even have my first beer until I was like 16 and I didn't kiss anyone until I was like 17 or 18. These kids are on X games mode.
I'm surprised we didn't get a double feature on the girl's perspective on how the date went with the ginger. Like the fact that he openly admitted that she had to keep on changing the subject of the conversation and then he sums it up as "bad English", bro that girl is the one with the story my god.
@Nick Damen You are the entitled one thinking a woman has to wear make up for a hookup? "to look pretty for him" yeah because I'm sure he did so much to look good
@Irene exactly. My date was homeless so I paid for the meal and even though I wasn't in the mood she had sx. Women deserve to take what they want. I was also a vrgn and she stole my money and gave me stds. But women empowerment. Go off.
Because he's self-aware enough to realize that if he calls it like it is then he's going to sound like a massive douche. But instead of just not telling the story, he's decided to be very specific about his word choice so now he sounds like a massive douche with no confidence, which is even worse.
Knowing the ginger dude watches your videos probs got so stoked to see himself and he's just getting torn apart in the comment is the funniest thing about this video
@@colored433 Yikes…Read the room, bucko. No one agrees with you or dollar store Linguini. Congrats tho, just outed yourself as a huge red flag by letting us all know you have no problem with racism or blatant misogyny. Cheers
@@respxwn4691 Yikes, way to assume I dont have a problem with misogyny or racism. I'm not arguing with anybody about what they think. Also yeah I did read the room, but I was trying to bring to light a different viewpoint to the table. You just assumed I liked misogyny and racism which is pretty fucking rude on your part. Congrats on you for letting me know you like to make assumptions about people you know nothing about.
@@Userdoesnotexit personally i just use eye makeup and none on my face bc i don’t like it, but it doesn’t matter to me what other people do, and it’s true that a lot of guys don’t know what’s actually natural and what’s not
"she wasn't wearing makeup but that's fine, no problems here" and proceeds to repeat the fact she wasn't wearing makeup my dude, it seems like you had a problem with that
I wish more people had Skyla's storytelling skills, short and precise. It annoys the shit out of me when people (including myself) take their bloody time when they could stop talking 10 min ago.
You know what sucks is my whole family grew up hating this about my mom. That she takes so long to tell a story and pauses a lot..............but now Ive become her. Ive gotten use to how she tells stories and I do it myself now. I will literally be telling a story and in real time my brain is like "why the fuck are you taking so long and making no god damn sense" Sometimes I will stop mid story because I know im struggling.
@@CheerUp2 i feel that deep in my soul. There's even time during my ramblings for my inner voice to tell me, "you're losing them, wrap this up." Hahahaha
Hey now, there’s nothing wrong with being ginger. It’s if you’re an asshole and he surely seemed like a cynical egotistical barrel of bong water..Or an asshole.
Gotta love how that dude tried so hard to convince you he has high standards yet proceeds to tell you she turned him off in every way possible but he still slept with her💀
The second story was so fucking uncomfortable I'm still suffering lmao. but not from anything the girl in the story did, that _guy_ just ...... geez dude
It is weird that she went right from the gym to a first date but he never said if she actually knew it was hook up and not just a date. He seemed real sketchy.
@@purplekissy As if she wouldn't know about going to an apartment with him beforehand?? If not, its on him but still, like put perfume or deoderant on lmao
@@Sunshine-vw4xx They went to a hotel but if her English wasn't she might not have understood that's where they were going. Also you can go to someone's apartment and not have sex.
That’s actually really sad. Same thing with walking home at night, the worst thing that’ll happen to me is I’ll walk into a tree or something, women have it rough
@@eggsbruhnadict4298 it do be that way. I guess one of the things we can do is try to lead a better example for dudes. Especially the lil younguns growing up
I usually find that noel's audience is 50% nice ppl who understand his sense of humor and 50% misogynistic men who think they're as funny as he is and that think he's like them. 2nd guy is a perfectly description of this second group
ginger is super icky and weird in how he talks about his date. so defensive and acting like being arrogant is charming (it's not - even if ur the main character in the ratatouille reboot)
this is honestly one of my favorite series Noel does on his channel, but the second dude gave me mad uncomfy vibes. struggling to find the funny in his story.
@@goblingrrl absolutely. I'm not trying to be an asshole and call fault to everything, I've never done this before, but he really came across as having a gross superiority complex. ''she smells bad, doesn't look great and she was asian and didn't understand me fully; she also didn't kiss properly lol but I'm horny so lets get this over with'.'' his words not mine. It wasn't a funny bad date story it was just demeaning and unnecessary. You didn't have to have sex with her lol
i get it but what type of belt would your rather them wear, fabric and look like a bum? fake leather and look dumb? what other option is there for quality bests HONESTLY
Linguini's story is literally just him trash talking this girl and then STILL sleeping with her only to bad mouth her some more after getting puthy 😐 if you hate her so much, don't sleep with her, it's that simple
@@flamingfrenchfry2877 because he kept saying she was a lot uglier, wasn’t that attractive, kept basically shaming her looks without makeup, was talking about how sketchy she was acting and how she didn’t seem to understand what he was saying and he still fucked, if he was so uncomfortable and had other options he could’ve just said “nah I’m outta here” but he wanted to fuck so bad he ignored every single sketchy signal and literally everything weird about her, JUST TO FUCK. Idk how that’s not obvious lol
He’s the type of guy to not realise that film was satirical instead actually looks up to the protagonist . RIP to every artist who has tried to satirise masculinity cos thee attract the exact fanboys they make fun of.
"There was a language barrier" Then proceeds to say she spoke perfect English.... I feel like she denied his advances and he's just Butt hurt. there was zero reason to call her ugly, and zero reason to mention her race
@Hannah Mac That's A LOT of assumptions right there. I recognize that many women have valid fears about this kinda stuff but you're implying that he might have raped/coerced her.
@@RANDOM-pf1ve who said that it's ok? But again maybe it's because society puts so much value on women's beauty and judge them based on it as if it's the only thing women are about . You see basically when y'all are misogynistic it has backlash and creates dabble standards. By saying beauty is what makes a woman worthy it implys that beauty it's not as important for men therefore by calling a man ugly you are not questioning his worth as a human being but you are by calling a woman ugly
What misogyny? He was shallow. It was a tinder hook up, surprise surprise. Neither of them actually seemed interested in the other for more than their body.
the second guy basically told a whole story centering around how the girl was weird and gross but he still slept with her??? men are somethin else. he ended up looking much weirder by telling this story
he's trying so desperately to make her sound bad by literally judging her on everything and still sleep with her, where do men like this get their audacity.
No, the dude was telling the truth, but it wasn't a date. dude just hired an Asian escort and brought her to his motel room, the fact that he picked her up and took him straight to a motel while she said nothing the whole trip, just to blurt out that they should have sex now, says everything.
When did he say anything like that? Apparently not getting down on your knees and worshiping women is hating them at this point. It sounded to me like he just truthfully told his story without sugarcoating it.
@@MiddleFingerLimited You have a point, I'm exaggerating for comedic effect. I don't mean to say I think this dude literally hates all women. I'm just used to the vibe of certain guys who blame everything that goes wrong--all the "awkwardness" of the date, etc.--on the woman ("she didn't wear makeup", "the conversation was awkward and it was her fault," "the sex was bad and it was her fault" etc). And tbh, whenever a guy seems to feel conned or grossed out by a woman looking different without makeup it's a red flag for me. Total speculation on my part, since it's just a brief video, but yeah that's why I got that impression!
@@Sunshine-vw4xx For sure, I just feel like if a guy is surprised that a woman looks "so different" without makeup on, he maybe doesn't have much experience seeing women with/without makeup? It's fine if he decides he isn't attracted to his date because of how she looks without makeup, but I got the sense he felt kinda "betrayed" or something...
So did he not watch his video back before sending it to Noel? Suppose he did rewatch it before sending it, did he not hear how much of an ass he sounds? And still felt it was good and funny to send?
@@AnimeFan9833 okay, gonna give the perspective of an asian woman. obviously, him saying there might be a "language barrier" just because she was asian is not a fact, but there were implications. he said she spoke english very well, but her responses seemed irrelevant to what he's saying. let's compare it to what he mightve thought if it was a white woman. a white woman who spoke english well, but gave irrelevant responses. I don't think he would've jumped to saying it was a "language barrier" as fast as he would with an asian woman. He'd most probably talk about her not paying attention to him or something of that sort. so to me, there were racist implications of it "she wouldn't respond properly because of the language barrier we have because she's asian".
@@justpeachy6450 ..? if he had something against asians he wouldn’t have went on a date with one and fucked one. I doubt he was trying to negatively insult asian people
That’s the main part I had a problem with, he continued to list all these problems with her but still wanted to sleep with her… like if someone smells bad why would u still want to have sex with them anyways, he’s a weirdo
oh no she wasn't wearing makeup. tell me you've never been in a serious relationship, without telling me you've never been in a serious relationship. this dude's never had a girl spend the night with him before if that's how he reacts to seeing her without makeup.
@@sarabeaarr yeah he literally never said anything positive about her and still sleeps with her. That reminds me of when guys say that women have it so much easier because they can much easier find a guy to sleep with, which has nothing to do with women really, it’s about guys like this who are so desperate like an animal for sex that they’ll even have it with someone that they don’t even find attractive in any way, maybe even repulsive, and judge the fuck out of them. He did not have to have sex with her.
@@aspannas ur completely right omg 😲 ive heard so many dudes say females can get anything they want but if that's true then where my Bugatti in my billion dollar house
I feel like noel purposely chose the guy’s dumb story to make him look like an idiot then put the girls with the most traumatizing experiences and waited for us to shit on the second guy ngl that’s smart
You might be right. While the guy was talking, Noel was pulling some weird faces at times, like he clearly wanted to say something. I want to know what he was thinking.
this second guy was like “i’m about to expose a terrible first date, everyone is gonna be like “how weird that woman was” i’ll look so cool” and he’s just getting minced in the comments 😭😭😭 i’m fucking finished
But why would the actions of one red head guy bring bad publicity to all red head guys? Yeah, he comes across as a creep, but the actions of one person doesn't (and shouldn't ) represent everyone who has the same features. That's just dumb thinking. You don't need people like that in your life 😅
@@gdadder Seems like you’re just as immature as him if you can’t see the point. Why have sex with someone you don’t even find attractive? How are you gonna judge someone for their smell, face, English skills, kissing skills and then sleep with them? He’s trying desperately to make her sound bad. Men really are that desperate like an animal that they will even sleep with people they find repulsive, but have the audacity to judge them as well.
The guy really sat there talking about how “ugly” the girl was for not wearing make up and how she stunk but sat there with her for THREE HOURS AND SMASHED!! She aint the weird one, my boy
@@Masked_muscle_mommy He could’ve ended the date anywhere in those three hours and she wasn’t even picking up on his sexual advances at first LMAO he did not have to fuck her if she was as ugly and stinky as he made it seem
Can already tell this gonna be a banger I’ve done embarrassing things, like trip in a hallway, and it keeps me up at night. Never been caught getting tied up and plowed tho
She spoke perfect English but didn't understand you?? Lolll that means she didn't want to hear what you had to say. But sure blame Asia, not your lack of personality.
Ngl Skylars story sounds like he tried to roofie her and was dumb enough to put it in the shot, resulting in that crazy fast and strong drunk feeling and in immediate vomiting.
yeah was gonna say u shouldnt be yacked after 2 shots of watered down vodka... he clearly tried to sedate her and she probably to this day has no idea how lucky she was
Dude really tried to say this girl couldn’t understand English because she had the nerve to not like where the conversation was going and change the subject while Asian. I’ve never seen someone completely own their lack of self awareness like that
EXACTLYYYYY And the twin sister seeing her tied up and suffocating while he's having sex with her....and she didn't say ANYTHING? The position the girl was in didn't imply ANY kind of lack of consent to her? Bad sister.
So homeboy hid in his basement so his parents wouldn’t eavesdrop on his story but his story is shared publicly on UA-cam for millions to watch. His logic ... LOL
men’s worst date story: she smelled weird and wasn’t wearing makeup women’s worst date story: i probably got rufied and i was tied up with a belt to my boyfriends headboard
@James Conoway how did she catfish him??? makeup isn’t catfishing lmfao, catfishing is pretending to be someone completely different. and she probably couldn’t hold the conversation because maybe she didn’t give a shit about what he was saying??? still, that’s not nearly as bad as being fucking drugged at a bar
@@anna_banana414 so if you tell someone youre only there to have sex and have a shit ton of makeup on, youre gonna show up inexperienced and with no makeup on at all so you look completely different???
@@anna_banana414 its when you pretend to be someone youre not for sex/a relationship- she pretended to look different (because she wanted to look better) online when in reality she looks different and not as attractive
for real like its not weird that she wanted to talk for a few hours before they hooked up. and also maybe he just wasnt good at foreplay idk. to me the only bad things about this date is that she was kinda stinky and they didnt have good chemistry.
Tbf, junior or senior in high school is like 17 or 18. Obviously that’s only a few years, but developmentally it is different from 15. Also I know Noel was dogging on her for the joke, but kink is a perfectly normal thing to explore.
on my first date with my current girlfriend a dude came up to our table and took the pizza right off our plates and walked out. i didn’t even say anything i was just shocked. that man figured out the simulation.
this ONE guy's worst date: *awkward sex because of a language barrier, and she smelt really bad* this ONE girl's worst date: "i can't handle alcohol and weed together so i threw up outside of an uber" both sound equally bad. get over yourself.
That one story where she said she consented, you literally cannot consent in that situation because consent is ongoing. You’re gonna need to be able to move and definitely speak to consent.
Okay everything has already been said about the ginger guy by other comments, but I’ll just add another about how he’s annoying. It seems like he’s the weird one, not the girl. Like she knew what she came there for, he was the one who wanted awkward conversation beforehand. Also like does he think women are born with eyeliner lmao. The only thing she did “wrong” was not showering after the gym imo
Edit: Um someone commented that she could be a trafficking victim, but the circumstances don’t add up for me... Just the communication thing, but even then maybe she just didn’t find what he was saying interesting lol. Anyway, it’s also possible she didn’t go there for sex, he lived in a hotel room, maybe she just wanted to hang out but she knew what he expected. He’s a douche either way, like he didn’t have to have sex with her if he didn’t like her
Bro why did you put “wrong” as if it wasn’t a big deal ? 😂 The guy is a jackass, yeah , but imagine not showering after the gym when going to a date, while having the intention to have sex. Come on, that’s so fucking disgusting and impolite. OBVIOUSLY for both guys and girl *
@@danielz-v4083 Lmao I put it in quotes bc I think it’s gross but some people might not care. This guy didn’t care all that much if he still had sex with her
I can't stop laughing bc noel was mocking the whole scenario of the first girl bc "ahahah kids" and then the belt showed up. He was not ready. Nobody was.
Second guy had no reason coming at that girl like that. Mans said that she got back from the gym and was cooking for her mother and she confident w/o makeup?!?! She sounds like she has her life right and had to squeeze him into her schedule. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Sounds like the ginger’s date new exactly what she wanted (a quick hookup) and didn’t feel like putting in effort for a guy she’d never talk to again and, given the guy in question, I can’t blame her
The first story: "I'm immobilized, I'm just totally immobilized, I can't move at all, I'm immobilized, I was just immobilized, I couldn't move because I was immobilized"
@@wipptrunk lol, and? women don’t need to wear makeup, if he didn’t like that, he didn’t need to go through with the date or make an obnoxious story abt it💀
@@zaina8986 yo are these ppl in the comments stupid ?? its a date.. you would expect her to wear make up if hat what she showed in the app like WTF ?? the guy was just honest about it.. and most of these comments are just women that feel the need to defend her for some reason ... look at them play ''saints'' fuck off
Noooooooo, I had the PERFECT story for this one!!!! I went on a date with this girl, and I’ve always been the awkward type. Torwards the end of the date, she leaned in for a kiss, and I panicked. I stuck my fist between her lips and my face and said “Put er there, bucko”... she leaned back said, “well this is awkward” and left... I never talked to her again :(
The ginger kid is the side character in every animated kids' show/movie that tries to be just like the main bully but gets put in his place by said main bully whenever he says or does really anything.
The ginger guy was kind of the worst, if she smelt that bad then he could've playfully been like "we could shower together" but he seems to lack social skills lmfao
He's so immature honestly, how is he gonna judge her this hard when he still slept with her. Also that "i'm all about the natural look", like yeah sure you are dude after you judge the fuck out of her for not wearing makeup.
Second guy is the customer at a restaurant who complains about how subpar and tasteless his food is, the entire time he is there, yet finishes everything on his plate. Then asks for a refund.
Yes. Especially because that shot made her immediately super drunk and she started vomiting like crazy just minutes after. Typical for roofies mixed with hard alcohol.
Yeah I don't think she even had the slightest suspicion ... Did she really think all that was normal? Oh well. It's happened to me, even if you question it you just get gaslighted into thinking you're imagining it or you just can't handle your liquor... Cautionary tale y'all, don't trust people trying to push drinks on you, especially if you aren't there watching that shit.
that salami dude seems like the kind of guy to major in feminist studies or something similar to try and use it to get dates with women. or a serial killer. or both. also, that comment about the girl being asian and having "a good vocabulary" or whatever he said was wildly racist. i dislike him, a lot.
does the second guy not realize he'd be seeing her without makeup A LOT if they actually started dating so the difference should have been expected lol
I mean they weren't going to date it was just a hookup so I dont think its unreasonable for someone to look like their picture for a few hours but hone girl didn't even shower
I'm picking up sketch vibes from the guy... I feel like he's the kinda guy who would raise his hand in class to say that women are "biologically inferior", y'know what I mean?
@@oliviab26 no lol I thought most people knew that shitty internet jokes aren't locked to your gender. That's the stupidest thing for anyone to get mad about wtf
I do love how Noel urges us to say no to alcohol if we don’t want it and then three videos later talks about how you can’t say no to meth bc it would be rude
Hey this is Skyla from the last story. Just wanted to come here and say I wasn’t roofied. I never felt
unsafe during that date. I honestly just can’t handle alcohol and smoking and the result of that led me to be in this video hahaha, but yes ladies WATCH YOUR DRINKS REGARDLESS
That's great news, glad you're okay!
Noel pinned this and said: no false narrative on my watch
glad ur okay!! that’s good to hear :)
Thank god man but still tho stay safe out here mfs weird
Completely fair, soju is the only drink that has hit me super hard too
The second guy looked like Alfredo Linguini from ratatouille if he was a failed art student instead of a chef
OH MY GOSH💀💀
glad we're ok with shitting on people for their looks and not what they do, great look guys. i mean, even fucking commentary youtubers stopped doing that in like 2015
@@_ikako_ yea boohoo bro. Nvm the fact the mans just talked shit about this girl and her looks for about 4mins. Whiny ass buzzkill.
@@ocarrace ma man
im in Tears 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂
Girl' "I was immobilized and choking naked in front of his twin sister"
Guy: "she didn't put on much makeup, smells sweaty and is asian"
that guy was so annoying and disgusting
He sucks
Yeah I just didn't like the way he talked, super condescending.
right! he's being so critical as if he was any kind of prize himself
@@carrottlime368 exactly...if you don't like her, go home. How desperate can one be?
That second dude has no self awareness, he doesn't realise how hard he sucks.
The funniest part is he probably thinks Noel thinks it was funny.
Right!! Lol
Bruhhh
Lmao, always funny when ugly people call other people un attractive
I mean, if she didn’t shower or wear make up, she probably did nothing to make herself look good. If she’s all greasy, smelly, and looks a mess, she’s not going to look very pretty
How?? Why are yall so mad about the guy.. Don't catfish on tinder and take care of your hygiene ppl
men: she smelt lil funky and we didnt have good chemistry
women: he put a belt around my neck / i probably got roofied
nah literally the ginger has so much audacity 🤣 honestly he deserved the behavior she was giving him idgaf
@@emilyrodriguez5097 Fr he seems so like full of him self
for real that guy's story does NOT constitute worst first date status especially compared to the other two
LMAO good point
I was JUST thinking this
"He put a belt around my neck" somethings wrong here I can feel it
If this means what i think it means we’re in trouble, big trouble
@@armanpamma9454 is that r*pe god ?
probably what she was thinking too lol
Damn what is in the water in that town where its normal for 15 year olds to be doing advanced BDSM and drinking alcohol in the evenings to relax... I know I was a sheltered kid but DAMN... I didn't even have my first beer until I was like 16 and I didn't kiss anyone until I was like 17 or 18. These kids are on X games mode.
Am I the only one who thinks the consent in that whole situation was kinda sus? Like this is not how you do BDSM jeez
I'm surprised we didn't get a double feature on the girl's perspective on how the date went with the ginger. Like the fact that he openly admitted that she had to keep on changing the subject of the conversation and then he sums it up as "bad English", bro that girl is the one with the story my god.
@Nick Damen You are the entitled one thinking a woman has to wear make up for a hookup? "to look pretty for him" yeah because I'm sure he did so much to look good
Good point
@Irene exactly. My date was homeless so I paid for the meal and even though I wasn't in the mood she had sx. Women deserve to take what they want. I was also a vrgn and she stole my money and gave me stds. But women empowerment. Go off.
@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 girl what the fuck did u say take?
@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259good lord
as soon as a guy says “im all about the natural look” its all downhill from there
Yeah I was uncomfortable for that entire story tbh. Bad vibes all around
Yeah, big douche energy
Deadass he looks like the dude from Ratatouille he should have NO opinion on looks
As the story kept progressing he started sounding more and more like an incel
@@santinaalessia7591 bro honestly he's making it seem like she was weird but I feel like he was the one that wasn't like taking the hint....
Why is the ginger dude so clinical in his storytelling it makes me feel so weird lmao
I just KNOW he leaves behind a dead hamster from his childhood, we need to watch out for him
Because he's self-aware enough to realize that if he calls it like it is then he's going to sound like a massive douche. But instead of just not telling the story, he's decided to be very specific about his word choice so now he sounds like a massive douche with no confidence, which is even worse.
I have a dude in my college class who talks exactly like this. I don't understand it. Like dude, you're 20 years old. Shut the fuck up.
@@sug4rmilks why are you so mad lmfaoooo
@@Masked_muscle_mommy honesty when you experience someone like this in ur class it is so fcking annoying lol
Knowing the ginger dude watches your videos probs got so stoked to see himself and he's just getting torn apart in the comment is the funniest thing about this video
The ginger haired guy didn't seem like an asshole to me tbh
@@colored433 Yikes…Read the room, bucko. No one agrees with you or dollar store Linguini. Congrats tho, just outed yourself as a huge red flag by letting us all know you have no problem with racism or blatant misogyny. Cheers
@@respxwn4691 how is that racist or misogynist?
@@respxwn4691 Yikes, way to assume I dont have a problem with misogyny or racism. I'm not arguing with anybody about what they think. Also yeah I did read the room, but I was trying to bring to light a different viewpoint to the table. You just assumed I liked misogyny and racism which is pretty fucking rude on your part. Congrats on you for letting me know you like to make assumptions about people you know nothing about.
@@respxwn4691 hope you have a good day don't know who crapped in your cereal, maybe not every one in the world is a red flagged racist.
guys that say "im all for the natural look" literally never mean it lol
also i feel like a lot of them don’t understand what’s natural and what’s not
@@Marywuvsyou how about not too much make up huh ??
@@Userdoesnotexit personally i just use eye makeup and none on my face bc i don’t like it, but it doesn’t matter to me what other people do, and it’s true that a lot of guys don’t know what’s actually natural and what’s not
Thats why they say "natural look" and not "natural"^^ there is a difference
@@King-ls5dy You missed the part where he said "
the worst part is linguine from ratatouille not being able to take a hint & thinking its a language barrier 😭
I mean she could’ve just not gone with him ? She literally was like “We should have sex now right”.
She literally said 'we should have sex now'. So it obviously isn't about not taking hints lmao
@@tktktktktk826 yeaaaah but how much of that was her just trying to get it over with y'know idk I wasn't there nor do I know the girl
😭😭😭
😂😂😂
"she wasn't wearing makeup but that's fine, no problems here" and proceeds to repeat the fact she wasn't wearing makeup
my dude, it seems like you had a problem with that
I thought he was saying that it was weird because she took so long to get ready to come out
@@TheSaintsVEVO she was ugly without the makeup but he didn't want to straight up say it.
You would be turned off if your date didn’t look like their photos showed up ungroomed unshowered and stinking like ass. Yeah, it’s a problem
"no problems here" and then proceeds to call her ugly
"clearly wasn't putting makeup on"
"isn't _that_ attractive without makeup"
"she smells weird, _looks_ weird"
yeah that dude definitely had a problem
“You can say no to a free shot” for some reason this seems like life changing information to me
Noel just needs to drop a self help book atp
Most of the time unless it’s straight from the bartender, don’t take
Please always remember! Be safe ❤
😂
you didn’t know that before?
second guy really said "doesn't look great" as if he's the epitome of beauty
Unfortunately SO many guys are like this. Constantly judging women’s appearances despite looking like shit
I wish more people had Skyla's storytelling skills, short and precise. It annoys the shit out of me when people (including myself) take their bloody time when they could stop talking 10 min ago.
yeah same i do it too, someone needs to teach a class lol 😆😩
Same for me. REALLY bad at rambling and unnecessary details, mainly when spaced out. Well, pretty much always.
Samesies. I'm terrible at it though 😂
You know what sucks is my whole family grew up hating this about my mom. That she takes so long to tell a story and pauses a lot..............but now Ive become her. Ive gotten use to how she tells stories and I do it myself now. I will literally be telling a story and in real time my brain is like "why the fuck are you taking so long and making no god damn sense" Sometimes I will stop mid story because I know im struggling.
@@CheerUp2 i feel that deep in my soul. There's even time during my ramblings for my inner voice to tell me, "you're losing them, wrap this up." Hahahaha
That ginger way too brave for someone who looks like he smells like salami.
LMAO
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
@Bisexual Guy But would Misty actually, Bi Guy?
hes out there making fun of peoples looks when hes literally ginger lmaoo
Hey now, there’s nothing wrong with being ginger. It’s if you’re an asshole and he surely seemed like a cynical egotistical barrel of bong water..Or an asshole.
Gotta love how that dude tried so hard to convince you he has high standards yet proceeds to tell you she turned him off in every way possible but he still slept with her💀
this is the most accurate take on his story. the reason it was a bad date was bc he went through with actions he wasn’t fully into
The second story was so fucking uncomfortable I'm still suffering lmao. but not from anything the girl in the story did, that _guy_ just ...... geez dude
It is weird that she went right from the gym to a first date but he never said if she actually knew it was hook up and not just a date. He seemed real sketchy.
@@purplekissy As if she wouldn't know about going to an apartment with him beforehand?? If not, its on him but still, like put perfume or deoderant on lmao
@@Sunshine-vw4xx They went to a hotel but if her English wasn't she might not have understood that's where they were going. Also you can go to someone's apartment and not have sex.
@@lilsunbeam1949 then dont date him. but your opinion is irrelevant in this instance
@@methprodigy we found his burner
men dating: oh no her pic isn't the same as her irl
women dating: is he trying to kill me
I got a solution for all genders: don't date
Thankyou. This is so true.
That’s actually really sad. Same thing with walking home at night, the worst thing that’ll happen to me is I’ll walk into a tree or something, women have it rough
@@eggsbruhnadict4298 it do be that way. I guess one of the things we can do is try to lead a better example for dudes. Especially the lil younguns growing up
@@God-ch4hd yes they absolutely could, but it’s much more likely for a woman to get mugged or raped alone at night than a man
I usually find that noel's audience is 50% nice ppl who understand his sense of humor and 50% misogynistic men who think they're as funny as he is and that think he's like them. 2nd guy is a perfectly description of this second group
frrr literally no self awareness either
Nah more than 50% aren’t dickheads but there’s definitely some
I’m honestly put off that Noel put that second guy in the video. Cringe.
Absolutely.
"nice" people ok lmao
ginger is super icky and weird in how he talks about his date. so defensive and acting like being arrogant is charming (it's not - even if ur the main character in the ratatouille reboot)
homeboy gives me Walmart Seinfeld vibes if Seinfeld used orange box dye
@@k.k.7797 idk who that is but i trust ur judgement entirely
@@boss-yi5bo You watch Noel but don’t even know what Seinfeld is or who Jerry Seinfeld is; tragic.
@@sarahwood8943 sorry bestie but he sounds boring
@@sarahwood8943 nerd lol
this is honestly one of my favorite series Noel does on his channel, but the second dude gave me mad uncomfy vibes. struggling to find the funny in his story.
yea that whole story was basically just “this girl was SO GROSS AND UGLY!!!! i still smashed tho 🤪”
Giving me Ratatouille vibes
@@goblingrrl absolutely. I'm not trying to be an asshole and call fault to everything, I've never done this before, but he really came across as having a gross superiority complex. ''she smells bad, doesn't look great and she was asian and didn't understand me fully; she also didn't kiss properly lol but I'm horny so lets get this over with'.'' his words not mine. It wasn't a funny bad date story it was just demeaning and unnecessary. You didn't have to have sex with her lol
@@chloejs34 yea it was a pathetic attempt at making her look bad that backfired completely lol
@@goblingrrl Yeah I found him quite immature and desperate. He's judging her so much but he still slept with her???
after reading these comments i'm so relieved to find out I wasn't the only one who really disliked that second guy
“ladies, if he’s wearing a leather belt to the date. dates over, time to go home” GAVE ME SUCH DAD/UNCLE/COOL MALE HIGHSCHOOL TEACHER VIBES BAHA
Time to home and get choke out
@@sinsoftheswamp8346 *bangs on door* Hey can I come in to get the fireball?
i get it but what type of belt would your rather them wear, fabric and look like a bum? fake leather and look dumb? what other option is there for quality bests HONESTLY
Linguini's story is literally just him trash talking this girl and then STILL sleeping with her only to bad mouth her some more after getting puthy 😐
if you hate her so much, don't sleep with her, it's that simple
He could’ve just took her out somewhere and hung out. I can agree with that, he was down bad af
@@itschrispychips2012 i mean they were just trying to hookup it seemed considering they were both just wanting to bang lol
@@Masked_muscle_mommy yeah lol
@@itschrispychips2012 how is he down bad when they both agreed to fuck at a hotel ?
@@flamingfrenchfry2877 because he kept saying she was a lot uglier, wasn’t that attractive, kept basically shaming her looks without makeup, was talking about how sketchy she was acting and how she didn’t seem to understand what he was saying and he still fucked, if he was so uncomfortable and had other options he could’ve just said “nah I’m outta here” but he wanted to fuck so bad he ignored every single sketchy signal and literally everything weird about her, JUST TO FUCK. Idk how that’s not obvious lol
i was waiting for noel to say the ginger kid was giving american psycho christian bale vibes cuz he was fr scaring me
He’s the type of guy to not realise that film was satirical instead actually looks up to the protagonist . RIP to every artist who has tried to satirise masculinity cos thee attract the exact fanboys they make fun of.
He was giving Elliot rodger vibes
Don't do my man Pat Bateman like this
@@idontwantachannelname YES!! I thought the same thing. His little story has the same energy as Elliot’s manifesto video 🤢
second guy has some BALLS telling that rather unfunny story. to whoever the girl was, ily
"There was a language barrier"
Then proceeds to say she spoke perfect English....
I feel like she denied his advances and he's just Butt hurt.
there was zero reason to call her ugly, and zero reason to mention her race
How did she deny his advances when the girl was the one who said, we should have sex now. Lol
@Hannah Mac true, this is just his side of the story
@Hannah Mac That's A LOT of assumptions right there. I recognize that many women have valid fears about this kinda stuff but you're implying that he might have raped/coerced her.
@@AnimeFan9833 It's a big problem if a guy calls a woman ugly and it's ok if a woman calls a man ugly, sick of these double standards.
@@RANDOM-pf1ve who said that it's ok? But again maybe it's because society puts so much value on women's beauty and judge them based on it as if it's the only thing women are about . You see basically when y'all are misogynistic it has backlash and creates dabble standards. By saying beauty is what makes a woman worthy it implys that beauty it's not as important for men therefore by calling a man ugly you are not questioning his worth as a human being but you are by calling a woman ugly
all linguini had to do to save us time was say “i’m a misogynist”
THIS
What misogyny? He was shallow. It was a tinder hook up, surprise surprise. Neither of them actually seemed interested in the other for more than their body.
@@user-vv5ju3fj1p Everything is misogyny nowadays
All you had to do to save us time was type "im a feminazi!".
@@randomname4726 awwww someone’s mad 🥺
“ I fEel LiKe a sLuT nOw “ says the guy who said “ we’re at a hotel we both know what we’re hear for “ 🙄
Righttt like he got mad when he was the object lol doesnt feel good does it
He was definitely trying to be funny with that quote.
He was joking...
I mean hookups are generally mutual if you state it’s a hookup. Hopefully he communicated that 😳
the second guy basically told a whole story centering around how the girl was weird and gross but he still slept with her??? men are somethin else. he ended up looking much weirder by telling this story
he's trying so desperately to make her sound bad by literally judging her on everything and still sleep with her, where do men like this get their audacity.
I feel like ur the girl from that story lol😂😂
@@Bruh_Bruh_Bacon seems like you're the redhead
@@Bruh_Bruh_Bacon nah cause really, why would you sleep with someone who you described as weird and gross? You just come out looking weird too
@@gavrochethenardier957 damn girl just made a burner. 😂
The second dude 100% made that up. Redditor virgin energy, the way he speaks is Discord mod levels of dork
Yes!!
Exactly what I was thinking. Sick, bad humor
This sounds like he would’ve posted it on Am I the Asshole, worst subreddit, for karma points and then get dunked on by people with common sense
No, the dude was telling the truth, but it wasn't a date. dude just hired an Asian escort and brought her to his motel room, the fact that he picked her up and took him straight to a motel while she said nothing the whole trip, just to blurt out that they should have sex now, says everything.
Tinder dude basically just recounted a mildly awkward date but with an “I hate women” flair
This is the perfect description
When did he say anything like that? Apparently not getting down on your knees and worshiping women is hating them at this point. It sounded to me like he just truthfully told his story without sugarcoating it.
@@MiddleFingerLimited You have a point, I'm exaggerating for comedic effect. I don't mean to say I think this dude literally hates all women. I'm just used to the vibe of certain guys who blame everything that goes wrong--all the "awkwardness" of the date, etc.--on the woman ("she didn't wear makeup", "the conversation was awkward and it was her fault," "the sex was bad and it was her fault" etc). And tbh, whenever a guy seems to feel conned or grossed out by a woman looking different without makeup it's a red flag for me. Total speculation on my part, since it's just a brief video, but yeah that's why I got that impression!
@@ninad7525 Its not the fact she wasn't caked in makeup its that she allegedly didn't look anything like he had thought
@@Sunshine-vw4xx For sure, I just feel like if a guy is surprised that a woman looks "so different" without makeup on, he maybe doesn't have much experience seeing women with/without makeup? It's fine if he decides he isn't attracted to his date because of how she looks without makeup, but I got the sense he felt kinda "betrayed" or something...
Really hope the second guy is reading these comments lol, cause damn he seemed like a piece of work.
@Crow lol atleast he is self aware
@Crow tbh whether he rerecorded it or not, it seems like being an asshole is just his personality. his entire story and the way he acted was yikes
So did he not watch his video back before sending it to Noel? Suppose he did rewatch it before sending it, did he not hear how much of an ass he sounds? And still felt it was good and funny to send?
@@wonderlust1308 Sometimes you can't see yourself as anything until someone else calls it out.
@@ferchango6359 That’s true.
“Language barrier”?! Just because she is Asian doesn’t mean she doesn’t know English well, especially considering he said she was well spoken.
Yeah it feels racist
Hold your horses, he said he thought there was a language barrier because her responses were weird NOT because she's asian.
@@AnimeFan9833 okay, gonna give the perspective of an asian woman. obviously, him saying there might be a "language barrier" just because she was asian is not a fact, but there were implications. he said she spoke english very well, but her responses seemed irrelevant to what he's saying. let's compare it to what he mightve thought if it was a white woman. a white woman who spoke english well, but gave irrelevant responses. I don't think he would've jumped to saying it was a "language barrier" as fast as he would with an asian woman. He'd most probably talk about her not paying attention to him or something of that sort. so to me, there were racist implications of it "she wouldn't respond properly because of the language barrier we have because she's asian".
correction, second line, not saying it IS a fact.
@@justpeachy6450 ..? if he had something against asians he wouldn’t have went on a date with one and fucked one. I doubt he was trying to negatively insult asian people
"she wasn't that attractive without makeup on"..... are you that attractive yourself? I'd say no.
Man looks like Alfredo Linguini
@@quesoqueso7598 😢😢😢
He should watch some yt tutorials FR…he needs some makeup
Great thing about men is we don’t have to be attracted to you to smash
Lmao let's see u💀
I can’t explain it but the second guy was just bad vibes all around
This friggin guy “she wasn’t wearing make up. She smelled, she didn’t wear make up, she smells bad, she’s Asian, I tried to hook up with her anyway”
That’s the main part I had a problem with, he continued to list all these problems with her but still wanted to sleep with her… like if someone smells bad why would u still want to have sex with them anyways, he’s a weirdo
oh no she wasn't wearing makeup. tell me you've never been in a serious relationship, without telling me you've never been in a serious relationship. this dude's never had a girl spend the night with him before if that's how he reacts to seeing her without makeup.
seems like he got a superiority complex being that immature and judging and he still decided to sleep with her. Major red flags
I mean some people are pretty without makeup some are not? 🤷♂️
@@aspannas 100%! and he kept going on about her "bad english" just a shitty dude all around
@@sarabeaarr yeah he literally never said anything positive about her and still sleeps with her. That reminds me of when guys say that women have it so much easier because they can much easier find a guy to sleep with, which has nothing to do with women really, it’s about guys like this who are so desperate like an animal for sex that they’ll even have it with someone that they don’t even find attractive in any way, maybe even repulsive, and judge the fuck out of them. He did not have to have sex with her.
@@aspannas ur completely right omg 😲 ive heard so many dudes say females can get anything they want but if that's true then where my Bugatti in my billion dollar house
I feel like noel purposely chose the guy’s
dumb story to make him look like an idiot then put the girls with the most traumatizing experiences and waited for us to shit on the second guy ngl that’s smart
I was thinking the same thing honestly
You might be right. While the guy was talking, Noel was pulling some weird faces at times, like he clearly wanted to say something. I want to know what he was thinking.
this second guy was like “i’m about to expose a terrible first date, everyone is gonna be like “how weird that woman was” i’ll look so cool” and he’s just getting minced in the comments 😭😭😭
i’m fucking finished
Man this second guy gave real bad publicity to red heads. He seemed real awful.
tru, i can't even get likes on bumble because of my hair, this dude gets them and then talks shit about them to the internet. cmon bro.
honestly guys like this give a bad name to guys in general n that sucks 😕
@@thewokeagenda not false
But why would the actions of one red head guy bring bad publicity to all red head guys? Yeah, he comes across as a creep, but the actions of one person doesn't (and shouldn't ) represent everyone who has the same features. That's just dumb thinking. You don't need people like that in your life 😅
@@_ikako_ Your hair color is the reason you don't get likes on Bumble? Well, that sucks! 😔 You don't deserve that kind of negativity in your life
the second dude definitely tweets som shit like “females are not funny” on the regular
spot on, so immature and desperate but still have the audacity to judge her even though he decided to sleep with her.
Are you the asian girl?? 🙄
Oh for sure lmao
@@aspannas lmao how was he immature? Y’all are really butthurt about him saying she wasn’t attractive huh.
Literally was nice his whole rant
@@gdadder Seems like you’re just as immature as him if you can’t see the point. Why have sex with someone you don’t even find attractive? How are you gonna judge someone for their smell, face, English skills, kissing skills and then sleep with them? He’s trying desperately to make her sound bad. Men really are that desperate like an animal that they will even sleep with people they find repulsive, but have the audacity to judge them as well.
He described her missing social ques and acknowledged that she spoke well then still called it language barrier 💀💀💀💀
The guy really sat there talking about how “ugly” the girl was for not wearing make up and how she stunk but sat there with her for THREE HOURS AND SMASHED!! She aint the weird one, my boy
would you rather him immediately kick her out of the car and give no explanation ???
@@Masked_muscle_mommy He could’ve ended the date anywhere in those three hours and she wasn’t even picking up on his sexual advances at first LMAO he did not have to fuck her if she was as ugly and stinky as he made it seem
@@alicia6728 he didnt have to, but she brought it up later... so they banged
@@Masked_muscle_mommy you can pull out of sexual situations you know? He could have just made up an excuse. No one forced him to fuck her.
@@Masked_muscle_mommy why are you under every comment defending him💀
The 2nd dude gives off major red flags
Every time Noel comments on the ginger guy it’s like he’s about to insult him but decides to say something else half way through
Can already tell this gonna be a banger
I’ve done embarrassing things, like trip in a hallway, and it keeps me up at night. Never been caught getting tied up and plowed tho
Rly? That’s actually pretty relatable experience for most honestly
@@kylemalachowski the tied up and plowed part or* the tripping in the hallways part?
@@kylemalachowski we need a response
@@itschrispychips2012 yes
I slipped on someone else's vomit imagine my pain
When she said "The Weeknd Daft Punk- I Feel It Coming" I instantly got it and died
master storytelling💀
She spoke perfect English but didn't understand you?? Lolll that means she didn't want to hear what you had to say. But sure blame Asia, not your lack of personality.
Exactly like did it never cross his mind that maybe she just wanted to change the subject??
Ngl Skylars story sounds like he tried to roofie her and was dumb enough to put it in the shot, resulting in that crazy fast and strong drunk feeling and in immediate vomiting.
wish they were all that dumb!!!
What's "roofie"
@@Isbluevilla some sort of drug in her drink, probably to knock her out to assault her
This is exactly what I thought ^
yeah was gonna say u shouldnt be yacked after 2 shots of watered down vodka... he clearly tried to sedate her and she probably to this day has no idea how lucky she was
Dude really tried to say this girl couldn’t understand English because she had the nerve to not like where the conversation was going and change the subject while Asian. I’ve never seen someone completely own their lack of self awareness like that
It kind of makes me sad how all the guy stories are like “my date stunk and didn’t look good” and the girl stories are like “I was almost raped”
EXACTLYYYYY
And the twin sister seeing her tied up and suffocating while he's having sex with her....and she didn't say ANYTHING? The position the girl was in didn't imply ANY kind of lack of consent to her? Bad sister.
@@jerrythemagicalllama But the girl said she was fully consenting...people are into kinky sh!t you know...
"all the guy stories and all the girl stories" there was one guy and 2 girls lmao
@@lettherebegames8 so? They're generalising. Guy stories are typically pretty tane in comparison to the shit women go through.
@@Kate-n2310 The sister didn't know. What bothered me was that the sister saw that and was like "nevermind i need to get drunk"
“All survivors of birth”
I felt that
Oh I thought he said survivors of EARTH and I loved it
I'd say I'm happy to be here but that sentiment is fleeting
So homeboy hid in his basement so his parents wouldn’t eavesdrop on his story but his story is shared publicly on UA-cam for millions to watch. His logic ... LOL
i imagine he doesn't want his parents to know. i doubt his parents will find the video lmao.
@@jj-bj9bmlol someone in the family could have seen it then told his parents
@@AlejandraPerez-pq2ve highly doubt it
men’s worst date story: she smelled weird and wasn’t wearing makeup
women’s worst date story: i probably got rufied and i was tied up with a belt to my boyfriends headboard
@James Conoway the way he describes it she barley sounds like a catfish
@James Conoway how did she catfish him??? makeup isn’t catfishing lmfao, catfishing is pretending to be someone completely different. and she probably couldn’t hold the conversation because maybe she didn’t give a shit about what he was saying??? still, that’s not nearly as bad as being fucking drugged at a bar
@@anna_banana414 so if you tell someone youre only there to have sex and have a shit ton of makeup on, youre gonna show up inexperienced and with no makeup on at all so you look completely different???
@@Masked_muscle_mommy but that’s not catfishing lmfao, do any of y’all know the definition of catfishing???
@@anna_banana414 its when you pretend to be someone youre not for sex/a relationship- she pretended to look different (because she wanted to look better) online when in reality she looks different and not as attractive
the readheaded dude gave me such rancid "dennis from it's always sunny in philadelphia" vibes 😭
BRO THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
definitely earlier seasons dennis but you're spot on lmao
for real like its not weird that she wanted to talk for a few hours before they hooked up. and also maybe he just wasnt good at foreplay idk. to me the only bad things about this date is that she was kinda stinky and they didnt have good chemistry.
Dennis would’ve defo told the girl she stinks or is ugly or Mac would do it 😂
BRO YES
When I was 15 most you'd do with a girl was hold hands and take walks in the park. Not.... whatever that was
Tbf, junior or senior in high school is like 17 or 18. Obviously that’s only a few years, but developmentally it is different from 15. Also I know Noel was dogging on her for the joke, but kink is a perfectly normal thing to explore.
on my first date with my current girlfriend a dude came up to our table and took the pizza right off our plates and walked out. i didn’t even say anything i was just shocked. that man figured out the simulation.
Lmao what
my hero tbh
That's fucking great
that seems like a great date in my opinion
Mens worst date: Yeah she lived at home and wasn‘t wearing makeup when we went on a date :/
Womens worst date: Yeah I got roofied
Please do not say "men" as regarding to that basement dwelling incel
@@billjamal4764 thank you “us men” don’t support him lmao
Actually, that woman commented and was pinned by Noel. She said she wasn't roofied, she just couldn't handle both alcohol and smoking.
this ONE guy's worst date: *awkward sex because of a language barrier, and she smelt really bad*
this ONE girl's worst date: "i can't handle alcohol and weed together so i threw up outside of an uber"
both sound equally bad. get over yourself.
Did you just lump us all with this basement dwelling uncle?
“i’ve only heard a cop in a documentary say that word” is the most unintentionally funny line ever
ohhhh he really pulled the “I’m all for the natural look” shit
Cody and Noels upload schedules synced like girls on their periods
Lolololol
LMAO PLEASE-
That one story where she said she consented, you literally cannot consent in that situation because consent is ongoing. You’re gonna need to be able to move and definitely speak to consent.
men when they have a bad date: AND THEN she said she wanted KIDS
women when they have a bad date: * gets murdered*
society
honestly. why tf do some men say "she crazy" when they break up, when some of them be pullin this shit
The comparsion is honestly fucking scary lmao
"he tied me to his bed by my neck without my consent"
"she wasn't wearing makeup and isn't fluent in english"
@@gwynethmauk889 i thought it was consensual but your point's still valid asf, shit's wacky
Okay everything has already been said about the ginger guy by other comments, but I’ll just add another about how he’s annoying. It seems like he’s the weird one, not the girl. Like she knew what she came there for, he was the one who wanted awkward conversation beforehand. Also like does he think women are born with eyeliner lmao. The only thing she did “wrong” was not showering after the gym imo
Edit: Um someone commented that she could be a trafficking victim, but the circumstances don’t add up for me... Just the communication thing, but even then maybe she just didn’t find what he was saying interesting lol. Anyway, it’s also possible she didn’t go there for sex, he lived in a hotel room, maybe she just wanted to hang out but she knew what he expected. He’s a douche either way, like he didn’t have to have sex with her if he didn’t like her
Bro why did you put “wrong” as if it wasn’t a big deal ? 😂 The guy is a jackass, yeah , but imagine not showering after the gym when going to a date, while having the intention to have sex. Come on, that’s so fucking disgusting and impolite. OBVIOUSLY for both guys and girl *
@@danielz-v4083 Lmao I put it in quotes bc I think it’s gross but some people might not care. This guy didn’t care all that much if he still had sex with her
“She made me wait while she cooked for mom what a bitch”
She had a good excuse to not have showered after though, she needed to cook for her mom
I can't stop laughing bc noel was mocking the whole scenario of the first girl bc "ahahah kids" and then the belt showed up. He was not ready. Nobody was.
I just know this is gonna be good
Before you even watch it 😂😂
Poggers
had that exact feeling
W
Currently watching a google fi ad and I totally agree
The guy was one giant ass red flag. Everything he said was setting off alarm bells in my head.
Second guy had no reason coming at that girl like that. Mans said that she got back from the gym and was cooking for her mother and she confident w/o makeup?!?! She sounds like she has her life right and had to squeeze him into her schedule. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
bold of this dude to say she’s not attractive without makeup when he looks like ron weasley in a blender 🥴🥴🥴
love how he calls it weird dms because "weird e-mails" would make him sound his age
This comment is elite. I hope he sees it
it used to be dms
Sounds like the ginger’s date new exactly what she wanted (a quick hookup) and didn’t feel like putting in effort for a guy she’d never talk to again and, given the guy in question, I can’t blame her
The first story: "I'm immobilized, I'm just totally immobilized, I can't move at all, I'm immobilized, I was just immobilized, I couldn't move because I was immobilized"
right! so annoying!
She just found out what that word means
She was tryna get that screen time, I respect it💀
she said it like 3 times yall being dramatic
I think she learned a new word and was dying to use it. Lol
Misogynist Ron Weasley's story is absurdly awkward, but it would have been better in the hands of a less condescending storyteller.
MISOGYNIST RON WEASLEY GOODBYEEEE
Don’t do Ron like that he doesn’t deserve it 😞
@Holy coconut General attitude and tone. He doesn't say anything blatantly misogynistic, but he fucking radiates it.
@@Jabadamazo you out here assuming shit? Dope
@@peckerthemecher not assuming, relating the feeling I get from his chosen way to present the story.
“despise the circumstances, i wanted to ease into things”
wow. you are so polite. 😐
aww poor little boy :(( his date didn’t wear makeup :(( that’s so traumatising!!
;((
“Bad first dates” not “traumatic first dates”
@@wipptrunk lol, and? women don’t need to wear makeup, if he didn’t like that, he didn’t need to go through with the date or make an obnoxious story abt it💀
@@zaina8986 huh this response doesn't even apply to the fucking sentence are slow💀
@@ChamPagnePapad1 lol ik i was just saying
@@zaina8986 yo are these ppl in the comments stupid ?? its a date.. you would expect her to wear make up if hat what she showed in the app like WTF ?? the guy was just honest about it.. and most of these comments are just women that feel the need to defend her for some reason ... look at them play ''saints''
fuck off
ginger dude gives me so much bad vibes
Guy really went "girl didn't drop everything she was doing to get all dolled up to sleep with me, must be because she's Asian. Worst date ever 😔"
Noooooooo, I had the PERFECT story for this one!!!!
I went on a date with this girl, and I’ve always been the awkward type. Torwards the end of the date, she leaned in for a kiss, and I panicked. I stuck my fist between her lips and my face and said “Put er there, bucko”... she leaned back said, “well this is awkward” and left... I never talked to her again :(
RIP
Omg
.
Oh god 😂
I would've much preferred to hear this story over fucking linguini being an ass wipe cus that's f*cking hilarious lmao
that first story sounds like the urban dictionary definition of "Bible Belt"
THIS COMMENT IS GOLD OMG😭💀
The ginger kid is the side character in every animated kids' show/movie that tries to be just like the main bully but gets put in his place by said main bully whenever he says or does really anything.
The ginger guy was kind of the worst, if she smelt that bad then he could've playfully been like "we could shower together" but he seems to lack social skills lmfao
Also to just expect sex on a first date is slimy unless it has already been discussed
He's so immature honestly, how is he gonna judge her this hard when he still slept with her. Also that "i'm all about the natural look", like yeah sure you are dude after you judge the fuck out of her for not wearing makeup.
@@aspannas I think the worst part was him shaming her for not speaking fluent English
@@terra9078 Yeah that was also fucked up, seems like he got a superiority complex
@@terra9078 slamming her??? if that's "slamming" to you you're not gonna survive in the world
that second guy.......... slimy vibes
Who was the first guy
Second guy is the customer at a restaurant who complains about how subpar and tasteless his food is, the entire time he is there, yet finishes everything on his plate. Then asks for a refund.
The moment skylar said she came back from the bathroom and a drink was there. She was roofied
Oh 😬
Yes. Especially because that shot made her immediately super drunk and she started vomiting like crazy just minutes after. Typical for roofies mixed with hard alcohol.
@@TheSimplyCooking exactly, and the emotional part.
I imediately said it and I'm supprised noel didn't???
Yeah I don't think she even had the slightest suspicion ... Did she really think all that was normal? Oh well. It's happened to me, even if you question it you just get gaslighted into thinking you're imagining it or you just can't handle your liquor... Cautionary tale y'all, don't trust people trying to push drinks on you, especially if you aren't there watching that shit.
“I think I got trauma, but imma work it out with leather..” Noel just dissed the entire BDSM Community with one second of speech damn-
that salami dude seems like the kind of guy to major in feminist studies or something similar to try and use it to get dates with women. or a serial killer. or both. also, that comment about the girl being asian and having "a good vocabulary" or whatever he said was wildly racist. i dislike him, a lot.
Why you NEVER drink something you don't order: R O O F I E S
does the second guy not realize he'd be seeing her without makeup A LOT if they actually started dating so the difference should have been expected lol
EXACTLY!
The problem is that none of her tinder pics showed her without makeup, it can literally look like a different person.
@@Sunshine-vw4xx fr like have u seen poikmane without makeup? She looks so different . It was probably like that
I mean they weren't going to date it was just a hookup so I dont think its unreasonable for someone to look like their picture for a few hours but hone girl didn't even shower
@@drankFoD pokimane is very pretty still without makeup lol and also barely even looks different, all she wears is eyeliner. you men are so special
"we know what we're there for, it's a hotel room" like as if its not just his makeshift dorm room bc of the pandemic
we will be seeing ginger in a news story headline in about 7 years
I'm picking up sketch vibes from the guy... I feel like he's the kinda guy who would raise his hand in class to say that women are "biologically inferior", y'know what I mean?
He rly thought it was a language barrier, now that's a big oof
the second guy seems like the one to not let anyone else talk in a convo and only talk about himself lmao
the 2nd dude definitely gets mad when girls also like memes because he thinks only guys understand memes
I've literally never heard that before.
@@_ikako_ youve never heard a guy get mad bc girls also like memes?
@@oliviab26 no lol I thought most people knew that shitty internet jokes aren't locked to your gender. That's the stupidest thing for anyone to get mad about wtf
@@_ikako_ it’s just a specific breed of highschool boys that are like this and ginger guy here is definitely part of that.
@@oliviab26 kinda sounds like kids going through that edgy "I hate women" phase. It's just sad tbh
I do love how Noel urges us to say no to alcohol if we don’t want it and then three videos later talks about how you can’t say no to meth bc it would be rude
That stuff’s expensive! Plus people who do meth aren’t jazzed about sharing it. Show some respect and decorum 😂
Everyone's saying Noel didn't tell us to press the like button, but you still pressed it didn't you?
no, i dont like most videos
At this point it’s just natural to press the like button.
I was too scared for him to ask and I immediately did it
it’s second nature at this point
I’ve always pressed it. I like the material, I let the creator know.
Noel has the kind of humor 12 year olds wish they had
damn str8 😔