IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO... | Prank Master

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  • Wow... it's like these people have never heard of a prank before...
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  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  3 роки тому +20476

    Once again I'd like to thank the wonderful Lixian for making this video truly special!

    • @user-en4eo1cc4t
      @user-en4eo1cc4t 3 роки тому +355

      Lixian, you are the best.

    • @fwznc
      @fwznc 3 роки тому +45

      mobile games are weird

    • @jungkookwillbethedeathofme
      @jungkookwillbethedeathofme 3 роки тому +14

      why are there only 34 likes

    • @darecagarib2200
      @darecagarib2200 3 роки тому +9

      Mark you need to play Deathigner it's a mobile game but it isnt crap

    • @brad2400
      @brad2400 3 роки тому +15

      Mark is it possible that you can put your distractable podcast on UA-cam?

  • @MadelineMonroee
    @MadelineMonroee 3 роки тому +5703

    “Oh my god this slime is so ReAl”
    Mark: “that’s clearly fake”

    • @wailmutt
      @wailmutt 3 роки тому +29

      @@Muscleman8562 okay but did anyone ask

    • @davidkoudelka10
      @davidkoudelka10 3 роки тому +16

      @@Muscleman8562 You aren't worried about your health?

    • @Mute_C1ty
      @Mute_C1ty 3 роки тому +35

      I actually downloaded that in curiosity and it’s literally just tweening motion on a still image, and if you don’t buy their premium you can only use like 3 images (not without watching an ad first).

    • @MidClassWarrior
      @MidClassWarrior 3 роки тому +8

      Thank you for telling me something he said

    • @davidkoudelka10
      @davidkoudelka10 3 роки тому +3

      @@Muscleman8562 Says the man who's videos focus on what basically amount to self-torture lol😉

  • @temshopping
    @temshopping 3 роки тому +4618

    Game: *has no audio*
    Lixian: "Oh no."

  • @achingbacon7897
    @achingbacon7897 2 роки тому +1337

    The transition from the water hitting the boy’s face to the grim reaper mourning at a grave was absolutely hilarious

  • @Killbayne
    @Killbayne Рік тому +481

    mark staring helplessly into the madness that is mobile game ads is so god damn hilarious

  • @auroraofclanborealis
    @auroraofclanborealis 3 роки тому +8214

    Lixian is an absolute CHAMPION for doing his own sound effects for the *second time*. That is the dedication we love Lixian for!

    • @Freek314
      @Freek314 3 роки тому +58

      Pretty sure he's being compensated extremely well, though.

    • @jadetatsu
      @jadetatsu 3 роки тому +58

      Either way, it ends up great. Mark is the host/face, Lixian is the crew making sure things work out and because of that we get great vids.
      Edit:the companies should just pay lixian for the sounds and use them.

    • @rogeliogarza4231
      @rogeliogarza4231 3 роки тому +9

      Now that’s quality content

    • @mary_catherine2554
      @mary_catherine2554 3 роки тому +13

      I'm liking this video to support Lixian's dedication.

    • @lizthedumbfloofbutt3121
      @lizthedumbfloofbutt3121 3 роки тому +5

      Hell yea

  • @elliotwang9501
    @elliotwang9501 2 роки тому +6354

    Lixian literally did a perfect job. That’s exactly how those mobile games sound.

  • @OrochimaruFromKpw
    @OrochimaruFromKpw Рік тому +155

    If I hadn't known Lixian did the sound effects I would've 100% thought it was the game, cause that's exactly how those games sound lmao

  • @BOB-ty3mg
    @BOB-ty3mg 2 роки тому +807

    Games: have no sound
    Lixian: exists
    Mark: M A K E S O U N D

    • @samanthaleahy6799
      @samanthaleahy6799 Рік тому +2

      No comments????? Let me fix this

    • @austinbates7232
      @austinbates7232 5 місяців тому

      no comments either, why allow me to be of assistance @@samanthaleahy6799

  • @azzythesmol
    @azzythesmol 3 роки тому +3748

    Mark: "Is there no sound??"
    Lixian: "Haha, I'm in danger"

  • @alexusp
    @alexusp 3 роки тому +10127

    The fact that Lixian literally made noises for the game is just too great. He deserves a raise

    • @slug9378
      @slug9378 3 роки тому +69

      He did it before

    • @vince7682
      @vince7682 3 роки тому +250

      @@slug9378 he still deserves a raise

    • @Lubeless
      @Lubeless 3 роки тому +87

      @@vince7682 we don’t know how much he’s getting payed

    • @rylenstuffsv2
      @rylenstuffsv2 3 роки тому +210

      @@Lubeless Still deserve a raise

    • @cloud99955
      @cloud99955 3 роки тому +29

      He couldve got a raises yall

  • @Meeeoooooowwwwwwww
    @Meeeoooooowwwwwwww Рік тому +183

    Mark seems more traumatized from a mobile game than all the other disturbing, horror games he has played

  • @pieceaisa5046
    @pieceaisa5046 Рік тому +52

    i love that lixian always goes the extra mile to include the lil animations of him in a conversation with mark :) always makes my day we love you lixian

  • @whoishunter5851
    @whoishunter5851 3 роки тому +1914

    Mark: "is there no sound?!"
    Lixian, cowering in the corner: *please not again*

  • @FlipsideJosiah
    @FlipsideJosiah 3 роки тому +3648

    the fact that Lixian actually sound like mobile game sounds astounds me.

    • @boxtroxrequiem4882
      @boxtroxrequiem4882 3 роки тому +51

      'The fact that Lixian's edits sound like actual mobile game sounds, astounds me.' I just had a hard time reading it

    • @nannerdunlocke1231
      @nannerdunlocke1231 3 роки тому +11

      Stock sounds rarely use multiple takes.

    • @Meteorite_Shower
      @Meteorite_Shower 3 роки тому +80

      @@boxtroxrequiem4882
      'I am astounded by Lixian's ability to portray sounds in the same manner as one would expect from a standard mobile game.'
      Didn't need to do this, but your comma placement threw me off with its unnecessary break in the sentence.

    • @boxtroxrequiem4882
      @boxtroxrequiem4882 3 роки тому +4

      @@Meteorite_Shower okee

    • @wallywest6099
      @wallywest6099 3 роки тому +13

      @@Meteorite_Shower Grammar at it's finest state. Absolute king behavior.

  • @romanticisedlife5840
    @romanticisedlife5840 2 роки тому +10

    This video should be called "Markiplier reacting to ads"

  • @darvin33mk
    @darvin33mk 2 роки тому +89

    Can we appreciate how Mark is slowly going crazy going through the Play market purgatory watching all those false commercials and playing those "games" ? What a piece of art.

  • @ry3833
    @ry3833 3 роки тому +7354

    Plot twist: Mark turned the sound off so that he could force Lixian into making sound effects

    • @Spedupaudios29
      @Spedupaudios29 3 роки тому +21

      Wow

    • @tb2k110
      @tb2k110 3 роки тому +19

      Yes

    • @redxstudios2565
      @redxstudios2565 3 роки тому +21

      hope its true

    • @hakkakkk5967
      @hakkakkk5967 3 роки тому +27

      4th row seat is empty let me put my comment here so some people might see it and think [INSERT THOUGHT HERE]

    • @rastaramune7893
      @rastaramune7893 3 роки тому +32

      @@hakkakkk5967 Damn it. I wanted the 4th seat >:( I'm gonna sit in the 5th seat and complain

  • @DoctorLoudonclear
    @DoctorLoudonclear 3 роки тому +8737

    Can we appreciate Lixian’s dedication to using his own voice to record sound effects?

    • @pacc9116
      @pacc9116 3 роки тому +193

      could've just stopped at "can we just appreciate lixian" hehe

    • @devingiles887
      @devingiles887 3 роки тому +39

      He’s the GOAT

    • @outrage_swampert979
      @outrage_swampert979 3 роки тому +65

      I'd like to hear Lixian voice as sound effects in future videos, I hope that wouldn't bother him tho. I also hope that wouldn't mean more mobile games either

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 3 роки тому +24

      Give that man a raise, Mark.

    • @jayhansen4918
      @jayhansen4918 3 роки тому +11

      That shit was amazing lmao

  • @loupennington4230
    @loupennington4230 2 роки тому +38

    While watching the grandma part, I completely forgot Lixian was doing the sound effects himself bc they were so wonderful

  • @hoveriscool8197
    @hoveriscool8197 2 роки тому +38

    4:49* IM CRYING “I didn’t mount him [ ° ] ___ [ ° ]

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 роки тому +2370

    Lixian: *makes the sound effects with his mouth*
    _Everyone liked that_

  • @Mollymatti
    @Mollymatti 3 роки тому +1240

    Markiplier a week after UA ended: what’s Unus Annus?
    Markiplier now: he’s got an Unus Annus mop!

    • @LilithDemon
      @LilithDemon 3 роки тому +13

      I WAS FINDING THIS COMMENT 😂😂

    • @theone3152
      @theone3152 3 роки тому +4

      @@LilithDemon SAME🤣

    • @ThatGuyRaging
      @ThatGuyRaging 3 роки тому +2

      Momento Mori :P

    • @bluedragon8762
      @bluedragon8762 3 роки тому +1

      @Zagradovska like whole videos or clips? Clips are ok full on re-upload are not

    • @Goremize
      @Goremize 3 роки тому

      @@bluedragon8762 The thing is, once something is on the internet it is there forever, there is still entire channels that has the entire Unus Annus content up

  • @acy4832
    @acy4832 2 роки тому +31

    The little- "woH wHaM" hehe.
    2:39

  • @ohkay1333
    @ohkay1333 2 роки тому +23

    8:20 mark u know you’ve played way more games way more fucked up than that lol

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 роки тому +1431

    Mark: “He’s got his Unus Annus mop”
    Me: “He said it. He said the thing”

    • @basicallytrqsh
      @basicallytrqsh 3 роки тому +48

      holy crap he admitted it happened

    • @jessiediaz4915
      @jessiediaz4915 3 роки тому +51

      UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS

    • @Axel-vl7iy
      @Axel-vl7iy 3 роки тому +65

      The💃 dance🕺 of 💃italy 🕺✨whoa ✨whoa ✨whoa✨

    • @j.r.5.
      @j.r.5. 3 роки тому +21

      WHITE SUIT BLACK SUIT

    • @zachattackstudios4913
      @zachattackstudios4913 3 роки тому +34

      @@Axel-vl7iy 💃ItS 🕺tHe 💃DaNcE🕺 oF💃iTaLy🕺✨ WoAh WoAh WoAh ✨

  • @jamescoyne4559
    @jamescoyne4559 3 роки тому +5173

    These pranks aren’t just a “prank” that’s like... almost murder...

    • @hellomf568
      @hellomf568 3 роки тому +95

      a spicy prank

    • @gabrielneme8887
      @gabrielneme8887 3 роки тому +86

      We do little bit of trolling

    • @TheReal_DrMilk
      @TheReal_DrMilk 3 роки тому +7

      @@hellomf568 lol

    • @kingk9fx173
      @kingk9fx173 3 роки тому +16

      It's just a prank bro

    • @L_______
      @L_______ 3 роки тому +10

      it`s just a prank bro its just a prank the camra is right over there the camra is right over there (youtube highschool)

  • @omnimixed
    @omnimixed 2 роки тому +22

    7:55 the face of someone with no beaches

    • @trombonescooter7449
      @trombonescooter7449 11 місяців тому +1

      Good thing I’m in Florida I got a lotta beaches

  • @Morales3088
    @Morales3088 Рік тому +14

    Everyone talking about lixian, nobody talking about Mark slowly losing the faith in humanity

  • @safin8760
    @safin8760 3 роки тому +3062

    "It's not first-degree murder if it's just a little bit of trolling."
    -George Washington

    • @Jup3213
      @Jup3213 3 роки тому +30

      Amen

    • @pichi_122
      @pichi_122 3 роки тому +16

      and one more thing "Bless you" :)

    • @deltaf.2005
      @deltaf.2005 3 роки тому +13

      Amen

    • @nonosquare1066
      @nonosquare1066 3 роки тому +8

      Awomen

    • @WaddIes
      @WaddIes 3 роки тому +9

      pro tip for any mobile games, if you turn off your data and internet on your phone before opening the app, you dont get any ads

  • @JiSonsGirl
    @JiSonsGirl 3 роки тому +10059

    Mark has to know how lucky he is to have the literal best editor in the world. We love you Lixian!

    • @megalisa830bright6
      @megalisa830bright6 3 роки тому +47

      Lol! Yeah! Markiplier has an editor?! I always thought that most UA-camrs edited their videos themselves! XD

    • @nannerdunlocke1231
      @nannerdunlocke1231 3 роки тому +62

      Mark is also lucky and thankful his first video game experiences were not mobile cash grabs!

    • @CEOofAutism
      @CEOofAutism 3 роки тому +76

      @@megalisa830bright6 no lol you know how much time that would take

    • @daveburrito8847
      @daveburrito8847 3 роки тому +12

      bro what about Tara tho

    • @muhammad.hkhaledian9309
      @muhammad.hkhaledian9309 3 роки тому +7

      Lixian is the best

  • @JCPplays
    @JCPplays 11 місяців тому +6

    Poor Mark having to endure the hell that is mobile games. He just looks so dead inside.

  • @-flickeringarts-1509
    @-flickeringarts-1509 2 роки тому +7

    when mark's voice goes all helium at 10:30 that is pure gold-

  • @smcsixes
    @smcsixes 2 роки тому +3274

    Game: Would you like to watch an ad for a free skin?
    Mark: No thanks
    Game: Understandable watch an ad anyway

    • @joecrouse2503
      @joecrouse2503 2 роки тому +105

      I've been there too many times and it feels exactly lik Mark says "the audacity of this bitch"

  • @guywhoasked6046
    @guywhoasked6046 3 роки тому +4321

    games with no/shitty sounds
    Lixian: exist
    Mark: I can milk you

    • @Mae_day1
      @Mae_day1 3 роки тому +39

      what

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 роки тому +66

      @@Mae_day1 milk, baby

    • @hocuslosefocus1489
      @hocuslosefocus1489 3 роки тому +10

      Aha haha hhahahahaha

    • @boothepoo
      @boothepoo 2 роки тому +7

      @@hocuslosefocus1489 why did I read your comment in the Alia laugh-

    • @seal8092
      @seal8092 2 роки тому +4

      *Uh oh-*

  • @ivanstars9803
    @ivanstars9803 Рік тому +19

    9:02 he need some milk

  • @StellaR8472
    @StellaR8472 Рік тому +13

    at exactly 12:07 I got a banner ad at the bottom of my screen saying "turn off ads now?"

    • @Moulikyash
      @Moulikyash 11 місяців тому +1

      Wanna break from the ads

  • @tylerrose3633
    @tylerrose3633 3 роки тому +813

    Markiplier: *plays a game with sound*
    Lixian: Finally, inner peace.

  • @merrygoat
    @merrygoat 3 роки тому +5021

    “He’s got his Unus Annus mop”
    That sounds like a cool name for a youtube channel, wonder if anyone has used it

    • @probes-e-minor
      @probes-e-minor 3 роки тому +4

      @@dataexpunged69 Spik egisg idot

    • @dataexpunged69
      @dataexpunged69 3 роки тому +41

      @@probes-e-minor talk in English m8

    • @elvisminer9397
      @elvisminer9397 3 роки тому +18

      @@probes-e-minor he's replying to the cool UA-cam user name and he thinks it doesn't sound cool

    • @thunderturtle3151
      @thunderturtle3151 3 роки тому +4

      I doubt it

    • @starrypines590
      @starrypines590 3 роки тому +96

      @@dataexpunged69 Why? You're on the internet, pal, not everyone in the world speaks English. Telling someone to speak English like that reeks of American entitlement

  • @user-ii3hd5gf3e
    @user-ii3hd5gf3e 10 місяців тому +4

    The emotions in Lixians voice when he did the sound effects. I can really feel those sound effects that Lixian really tried his best to do

  • @anamggss
    @anamggss Рік тому +7

    7:18 laughed way too much and too long at this, wtf bro 😂

  • @jon646an
    @jon646an 3 роки тому +1539

    Alternate title: Mark watches weird and disturbing ads.

    • @kidssnyder9680
      @kidssnyder9680 3 роки тому +12

      I kinda want to know what the ad showed at the end of it

    • @UltraGreenNo.57
      @UltraGreenNo.57 3 роки тому +21

      Their not disturbing, their horrific

    • @ahumanoidcreature9719
      @ahumanoidcreature9719 3 роки тому +14

      While playing equally horrific games

    • @jared4016
      @jared4016 3 роки тому +2

      What was that ad that was censored tho?

    • @SirenSongSlayer
      @SirenSongSlayer 3 роки тому +12

      Disturbing and inappropriate ads shown on a game targeting children no less

  • @rainbownuggets3971
    @rainbownuggets3971 3 роки тому +794

    you have three choices: low, high, or Nuclear Bomb

    • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
      @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 3 роки тому +11

      Ah yes classic trolling

    • @malachihall2624
      @malachihall2624 3 роки тому +2

      yes

    • @broopdefloop
      @broopdefloop 3 роки тому +10

      @PewDiePie Should Kill Himself what the hell dude, to both your name and your comment. Why are you such a sad sack of shit that you're dedicating time to trying to upset a wholesome dude and telling others another good guy should die, there's literally anything else you can do with your time

    • @flameBMW245
      @flameBMW245 3 роки тому +10

      @@broopdefloop remember dude, internet immunity
      People do these for a reason, they think that since they are in the internet and nothing can hurt them, they decide to be the biggest assholes on earth for attention
      Hence, ignore them or else you will just give them more power

    • @harryhudson3474
      @harryhudson3474 3 роки тому

      The three genders

  • @TheInfiniTuber
    @TheInfiniTuber 2 роки тому +14

    Lol, that timing though 8:00

  • @RibbitRibbit721
    @RibbitRibbit721 11 місяців тому +15

    His true disappointment at humanity at 5:53 is amazing

  • @wenny463
    @wenny463 3 роки тому +638

    As soon as Mark asked if there was no sound, I immediately knew he would soon make Lixian do them😂

  • @IkuzoMundo
    @IkuzoMundo 3 роки тому +5025

    Can we just have a video solely dedicated to Lixian's voice acting abilities?

    • @flamefriends3842
      @flamefriends3842 2 роки тому +46

      Lixian streams on his own channel! You can listen to his voice over there!

    • @KingKoko369
      @KingKoko369 2 роки тому +10

      That's basically what this is LOL

    • @spacerat9676
      @spacerat9676 2 роки тому +4

      Yes

    • @homerunjorge3048
      @homerunjorge3048 2 роки тому +1

      @@flamefriends3842 brooooo, your a member...

    • @BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername
      @BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername 2 роки тому +3

      @@homerunjorge3048
      And they’re also rich
      Who tf can afford a membership? /j /j

  • @Feverm00n
    @Feverm00n Рік тому +4

    Lixian’s audio makes this a thousand times better! I love the cute banter back and forth between Mark and Lixian too.

  • @watermeloncatoffical
    @watermeloncatoffical 4 місяці тому +2

    "What the fvck im looking at" got me💀

  • @zoorox1996
    @zoorox1996 3 роки тому +420

    Mark being traumatized by the mobile ads is morbidly adorable.

    • @thetruesopop
      @thetruesopop 3 роки тому +12

      Sadisticly adorable

    • @Popcorn_mark
      @Popcorn_mark 3 роки тому +1

      I didn’t find it adorable probably cuz I’m a guy but it was funny

    • @Arkolob
      @Arkolob 3 роки тому +3

      Doctor said I’m morbidly a beast 😎😎😎

    • @TheCoolioDudes
      @TheCoolioDudes 3 роки тому

      I find this entire bit incredibly frustrating. Good mobile games make their adds optional, as in you can choose to watch an add to get extra stuff but the game is perfectly playable without watching adds. If he doesn't want to watch adds he should STOP PLAYING BAD MOBILE GAMES! There's plenty of games out there that don't do any of this. It's LITERALLY his own fault!

  • @pixelparasite829
    @pixelparasite829 3 роки тому +548

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Lixian did all of the sound effects again?

  • @pneumonoultramicroscopicsiIico

    Fun fact: I’ve have played so many death incoming levels that they ran out and have to repeat all of them

  • @ConnorSterrr
    @ConnorSterrr Місяць тому +1

    I can see where Marks getting the blood for iron lung, he just sacrifices people

  • @RainbowSheltie
    @RainbowSheltie 3 роки тому +534

    Lixian's sound effects were epic. I forgot it was him, it sounded so 'natural' or what things might have been like. I loved it~ The ads that played, however, not so much. And to be honest, some of them were creepier then the game itself. >__>

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 3 роки тому +2

      No and never did. Unless someone has been Secretly distributing his sound effects for years🤔

    • @nothankyou6840
      @nothankyou6840 3 роки тому +1

      @@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 so copy paste? I've seen this exact post multiple times and it doesn't make sense in any situation

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 3 роки тому +1

      @@nothankyou6840 🤨❓

  • @musicalmaniac2901
    @musicalmaniac2901 3 роки тому +679

    "Is there no sound here?"
    Lixian, you know the rules, and so do I.

  • @UnspecifiedVids495
    @UnspecifiedVids495 4 місяці тому +2

    the fact that mark switched games mid video is hilarious

  • @HoloSohma
    @HoloSohma Рік тому +4

    Between Mark’s commentary/reaction and Lixian’s sound effects I love this I’d love more of these if it meant more of them making the games x100 better

  • @frostwolf4333
    @frostwolf4333 3 роки тому +633

    Parents : worrying their children will develop badly while playing games like DOOM
    Meanwhile
    Mobile games: exists*

    • @msarfamc5450
      @msarfamc5450 3 роки тому +29

      There are differents between violent games and demonic satinism games
      At least doom dont show a 9 years old a baby being borned

    • @askdeterminataleandaus5670
      @askdeterminataleandaus5670 3 роки тому +5

      @@msarfamc5450 straight facts.

    • @wingnut5732
      @wingnut5732 3 роки тому +5

      mobile games: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @theunholyadventurer2376
      @theunholyadventurer2376 3 роки тому +7

      @@msarfamc5450 DOOM is literally ANTI-Demonic shit lmao

    • @kidnamedfinger3958
      @kidnamedfinger3958 3 роки тому +3

      Doom is a christian game cuz u kill demons

  • @camerondale6529
    @camerondale6529 3 роки тому +702

    "I mounted his head, yes."
    - Markiplier, 2021

  • @nat3sw0rld
    @nat3sw0rld 11 місяців тому +2

    “What- what the fvck am I looking at??”
    Marks genuine concern😭😭😭

  • @emilybesch697
    @emilybesch697 2 роки тому +2

    Alternate Video title : Markiplier learns about mobile game ads

  • @itsjeremysalt9715
    @itsjeremysalt9715 3 роки тому +440

    It’s really worrying knowing actual living humans went out of their way to make all of these.

    • @Someone-is4lx
      @Someone-is4lx 3 роки тому +19

      And whats more annoying is the fact that they probably made a shitton of money out of it, when it is really effortless and easy

    • @velkarious
      @velkarious 3 роки тому +15

      I would actually believe if these games are being made by literal bots, than actual human beings making these games.

    • @aidenr3310
      @aidenr3310 2 роки тому +1

      I KNOW RIGHT!?

    • @dividivi7682
      @dividivi7682 2 роки тому

      Not really they were probabmy just bored

  • @MrPops-ud5co
    @MrPops-ud5co 2 роки тому +2189

    The true terror on mark’s face while he watched the ad about killing people is just perfect

    • @JumproperKidnapper
      @JumproperKidnapper Рік тому +1

      it was probably mostly the first part cause that dude was sticking a giant needle up his @ss

    • @anonymous3965
      @anonymous3965 Рік тому +25

      My sister saw this app, downloaded it to my phone, and played it in front of my dad. Talk about perfect faces

    • @Komra6e_Price
      @Komra6e_Price Рік тому +10

      He looked mortally terrified

    • @USA71559
      @USA71559 5 місяців тому +4

      What was the game with the doctor spanking the baby

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 4 місяці тому

      ​@@USA71559why do you want to know?????

  • @MelanieElennsha27934
    @MelanieElennsha27934 2 роки тому +11

    8:58,
    Markiplier: *starts laughing*
    Me: Hahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahaahahahqahhahahahahahahahahaha

  • @nightfox4642
    @nightfox4642 Рік тому +1

    "Did granma get hit in the cl1t?"
    IM IN TEARS BBAHAA

  • @Scootapoo
    @Scootapoo 3 роки тому +524

    I forgot Lixian was voicing, that is until the line “huh, guess I’m gonna be a dad” made me lose my mind

    • @olezha_wow
      @olezha_wow 3 роки тому +76

      Nah, there's no Portuguese accent there, it's just an ad with sound 👀

    • @yusufthegreat1232
      @yusufthegreat1232 3 роки тому +33

      I think that was the ad lol

    • @kaitlynmorgan4613
      @kaitlynmorgan4613 3 роки тому +10

      that was the ad lol

    • @richinluv07
      @richinluv07 3 роки тому +10

      It was the “ab”

    • @CheshieD
      @CheshieD 3 роки тому +1

      Nah I think that was actually the ad

  • @karmaakabane8261
    @karmaakabane8261 3 роки тому +802

    Markiplier: **sees and ad for death incoming and looks traumatised**
    Also Mark: This game where I murder people might be better.

    • @danceswithdirt7197
      @danceswithdirt7197 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah he's totally sending mixed signals lol. What's the name of those games he used to play where he was like the homeowner killing the intruder?

    • @pekachu2260
      @pekachu2260 3 роки тому +2

      @@danceswithdirt7197 Those whack your/a [insert common name here] games?

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash 3 роки тому +1

      @@pekachu2260 It's whack the burglars.

    • @danceswithdirt7197
      @danceswithdirt7197 3 роки тому

      @@pekachu2260 I don't remember their names but they had a very NewGrounds-y sort of vibe. There was the one where he was a homeowner sitting on a couch and his dog was there too. The goal was to click different items to create spectacular deaths. Then there was the one (I think it might've been called "kill your boss" or something like that like you said) where he was a dude in a cubicle clicking on superhero merchandise to kill the boss.

    • @Krushak8888
      @Krushak8888 3 роки тому +1

      He was making comments how horrid it was then but let's not forget the game deaths and taxes.

  • @govnopochta69
    @govnopochta69 3 місяці тому +1

    Mark in this game: oh no this dude is just having a great time I don't wanna kill him!
    Mark in Solar Smash: *BILLIONS MUST DIE*

  • @MTMProductions
    @MTMProductions 2 роки тому +5

    This video has made me laugh the most in my life. Thank you Mark for this. Your the best.

  • @eclipsedrain2366
    @eclipsedrain2366 3 роки тому +476

    Mark really telling Lixian he's perfect the first time is adorable.

    • @ceegeetee
      @ceegeetee 3 роки тому

      Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
      Current subs 9253

    • @ceegeetee
      @ceegeetee 3 роки тому

      Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
      Current Subs 9253

    • @lexity3270
      @lexity3270 3 роки тому

      Time stamp

    • @madarauchiha-lt3mz
      @madarauchiha-lt3mz 3 роки тому +6

      @@ceegeetee I hope u lose subs instead

    • @Demelarin
      @Demelarin 3 роки тому

      @@lexity3270 1:53

  • @chrisfogame2335
    @chrisfogame2335 2 роки тому +1

    Mobile ads are literally so dangerously similar to the point where, it wouldn't be a surprise if every mobile game was owned by the same person.

  • @valgorup8127
    @valgorup8127 2 роки тому +2

    Game: *Has no sound*
    Lixian: Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

  • @WeeDefault
    @WeeDefault 3 роки тому +4058

    “He’s got his *Unus Annus* mop!”
    mark.
    don’t take me there.

    • @nola-
      @nola- 2 роки тому +75

      my pfp: 👁👄👁

    • @Sly-Moose
      @Sly-Moose 2 роки тому +98

      Literally anything black and white reminds me of [redacted] now. I once saw a beautiful black and white fence (the metal bars kind). I wanted that fence.

    • @brokenpayphone
      @brokenpayphone 2 роки тому +19

      Me, watching after it ending: I'm going to need you to sit down.

    • @sk3tch_art1st35
      @sk3tch_art1st35 2 роки тому +15

      Memento Mori fellow Unus Annus or Balanced Ones. Live life to the fullest with the short time we all have left

    • @goofyahhnurms
      @goofyahhnurms 2 роки тому +2

      Yes

  • @brkeeut
    @brkeeut 3 роки тому +488

    2:56
    "prank him?"
    "look, he's so happy to be cleaning"
    "he's so happy!"
    *"alright cement"*

  • @ranpan0801
    @ranpan0801 2 роки тому +8

    6:57
    “hey -kitty- grandma do you want a bowling ball on your nog”

  • @Demon1a696
    @Demon1a696 5 місяців тому +1

    LMAO mark reacting to the ads is killing me XD

  • @iamqueenbee5300
    @iamqueenbee5300 2 роки тому +2595

    You know, I’m mostly concerned as to why these are marketed towards kids… like… why..? If I saw my kid playing this, I would snatch that iPad away faster than they can say, “Mom, I killed this person!”

    • @Tokmurok
      @Tokmurok 2 роки тому +150

      Yeah it's a bit much for anyone really. Sadistic. Shouldn't make people meditate on that, and it's like r rated movies, yeah it's made for adults, but children are gonna watch it anyway, you putting that movie out there is complacency. I know I've seen nuff adult movies when I was a kid. Wish I hadn't. Really screws with your childhood.

    • @meda_mo
      @meda_mo 2 роки тому +47

      At this point i dont care that we live in a capitalist dystopia
      I just would like to peacefully leave this realm with no harm to anything
      Not me
      Not my family
      Not the people who caused this
      I just want to leave

    • @Tokmurok
      @Tokmurok 2 роки тому +8

      @@meda_mo "capitalist." Has been used by the same people who funded the opposition, "socialism." To create a Hegelian dialectic. If you think we live in a dystopia, maybe do research into why we do.

    • @meda_mo
      @meda_mo 2 роки тому +13

      @@Tokmurok sorry. I just needed a word to describe what kind of world we live in. I guess anger got to my head.

    • @Tokmurok
      @Tokmurok 2 роки тому +8

      @@meda_mo I get what you mean completely though. I think an accurate term would be, "abomidable."
      Fun fact, many companies use aborted fetus liver tissue as a flavour enhancer. If you have lived a western life, even a healthy one, you have eaten fetus. They put it in such small amounts due to how powerful it is and they don't need to tell you because it's in such tiny amounts.
      And that's not even the worse thing. Not even close.

  • @ElFuFuGoNuts
    @ElFuFuGoNuts 3 роки тому +309

    "ALL THESE MOBILE GAME ADS ARE JUST A SELF PERPETUATING CYCLE...!"
    UA-cam Ad: "RAID is the number one mobile ad..."

  • @hoveriscool8197
    @hoveriscool8197 2 роки тому +2

    Mark if you keep playing these your gonna go insane

  • @Wgboys
    @Wgboys Рік тому +5

    The best part😂 5:47

  • @zepimations8251
    @zepimations8251 3 роки тому +694

    Parents shouldnt be scared of what there kids are playing they should be scared of the ads 5:35

    • @rusty3073
      @rusty3073 3 роки тому +1

      That’s coz the ads aren’t products. It is the players of free 2 plays that are the products. The advertisers are the customers.

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 3 роки тому +6

      @@rusty3073 You're paraphrasing a quote from Adam Ruins Everything in an inappropriate situation.

    • @rusty3073
      @rusty3073 3 роки тому

      @@Resi1ience What’s that?

    • @ReNooN23
      @ReNooN23 3 роки тому

      You forgot 15:16

  • @Jazzclone
    @Jazzclone 3 роки тому +534

    Mark torturing people in Happy Wheels: "Hell yeah, brutality!"
    Mark playing random mobile game: "This is awful!"

    • @CrispyChicken38
      @CrispyChicken38 3 роки тому +51

      In happy wheels the violence is a byproduct. In the mobile games, it's the focus. Is your goal to experience the pain, or to triumph despite it? Therein lies the difference.

    • @Jazzclone
      @Jazzclone 3 роки тому +3

      Cool story, thanks.

    • @erin4802
      @erin4802 3 роки тому +28

      the thing is that these mobile games are normal aimed at younger audiences. hence the "this is awful"

  • @jubbano7791
    @jubbano7791 Рік тому +4

    9:37 MARK LOOKING SO FIIINNEEEEEE BRO.

  • @arcanefox898
    @arcanefox898 Рік тому +2

    I feel bad for the kids that play that game and watch those ads and get scarred for life.

  • @nicknotes19
    @nicknotes19 3 роки тому +448

    “If only the game was actually something that I could experience”
    - Mark “Still Not a Masochist” Fischbach

    • @hasna2012
      @hasna2012 3 роки тому +2

      I read this exactly at the moment he said it loll

  • @timw92
    @timw92 3 місяці тому +1

    The voice acting on this game is top tier

  • @squirrelbugg99
    @squirrelbugg99 4 місяці тому +1

    I just don’t think Mark understood before this how thoroughly unhinged mobile game adds are 💀

  • @Kontrol_5
    @Kontrol_5 3 роки тому +442

    "i didn't pull serious dead jokes, i just pranked him"
    "I didn't shoot the school, i was just practicing my aiming"

    • @hellothere4018
      @hellothere4018 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah I always prank my schools by shooting them up. People are way too serious.

    • @Kontrol_5
      @Kontrol_5 3 роки тому

      @@hellothere4018 ik can't they can't take a joke

  • @svn17tn29
    @svn17tn29 3 роки тому +371

    "he's got the Unus Annus mop"
    Mark is making me want to make a white and black mop and call it the Unus Annus mop now

  • @anakinweaver655
    @anakinweaver655 9 місяців тому +2

    Lixian makes better sound effects than the game could have ever made

  • @taylorjames6205
    @taylorjames6205 2 роки тому +1

    "This Slime... Is so Real!!!"
    Mark: That's clearly fake :,)

  • @Thomas_B_Killen
    @Thomas_B_Killen 3 роки тому +451

    Mark: Rants about the downward spiral of ads
    UA-cam: This is a perfect time for an ad

    • @7itanShift3r
      @7itanShift3r 3 роки тому +6

      The creators actually place the ads in the video themselves so that was intentional lol

    • @Thomas_B_Killen
      @Thomas_B_Killen 3 роки тому +1

      @@7itanShift3r I see. Good troll.

    • @elvisminer9397
      @elvisminer9397 3 роки тому

      * laughs in ad blocker

    • @InstantGameX
      @InstantGameX 3 роки тому

      haha I know right?! I honestly wouldn't have realised my own ad, if Mark's webcam wasn't in the corner XD

    • @minjkth
      @minjkth 3 роки тому

      @@7itanShift3r what? ads are random lmao. i didn't get an ad there

  • @cypressreid5447
    @cypressreid5447 3 роки тому +188

    "Did grandma get hit in the clit"
    I've been watching mark since about 2014....this is the most cursed thing he's ever said

    • @Sheep.
      @Sheep. 3 роки тому +11

      Mark has said plenty of cursed stuff in the past. This scores pretty highly but I doubt it's the most cursed. Mark is an *interesting* guy to say the least lmao.

    • @natalielong113
      @natalielong113 3 роки тому +2

      2015 here!!

    • @emmapomes1929
      @emmapomes1929 3 роки тому +2

      I mean good on him for knowing what it is I guess? I’m trying to spin that quote so it’s not as horrible

    • @sageisdead6847
      @sageisdead6847 3 роки тому

      Same. Honestly it's one of my favorites now.

  • @EpicDoodleChickens
    @EpicDoodleChickens 5 місяців тому +1

    Oh mark, we dont tolerate the ads, we scream from the inside and hope that we will one day find a game thats actually fun and free

  • @Idiotwithacamers
    @Idiotwithacamers Рік тому +2

    Marks reaction to the actual ads are better than the actual game

  • @ClaysUsername
    @ClaysUsername 3 роки тому +471

    Mark really validates my feelings about mobile games. "It really does feel like you are losing a lot just to get the most basic of entertainment out of it"

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 3 роки тому +26

      Made even sadder by the fact that there are actually quite a few real gems out there in the mobile market that only got drowned by a sea of garbage.

    • @ClaysUsername
      @ClaysUsername 3 роки тому +5

      @@gamepapa1211 Yeah! I used to love the 99 cent games that had effort put into them

    • @vindovilles3419
      @vindovilles3419 3 роки тому +1

      @@gamepapa1211 like?

    • @wafflehouse5289
      @wafflehouse5289 3 роки тому +2

      @@gamepapa1211 If your going to mention good mobile games, you can’t just leave us all hanging lol. What are these hidden gems in the shit pile?

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 3 роки тому

      @@ClaysUsername Well you have of course games that have kept people crazily engrossed into them like the Candy Crush Saga, or like Bubble Pop, and other puzzle games like those. There are also pretty good games like a lot of the escape ones, and some made to bring old arcade favorites back, and movie character themed games to mobile.
      And if you really want some fantastic gems, Indie games for mobile are so amazing. It’s really sad that especially those types that could have used some recognition didn’t appear here on Mark’s play throughs for mobile games. He really ventured into games that are somewhat barrel scrapers, and now he may never see what fantastic games can truly exist that are for mobile players out there.🙁...

  • @Haywire_HotRod
    @Haywire_HotRod 3 роки тому +420

    Markiplier: let’s kill him.
    Also Mark: (Terrified ) WAIT, ARE WE GOING TO KILL HIM??!!

  • @nightshade5606
    @nightshade5606 Рік тому +1

    I laughed maniacally at the death incoming ad, and my dogs seem worried…

  • @honey_roach
    @honey_roach Рік тому +1

    Bro it's 11:55 am and im laughing at a editor trying his best to make sound effects to satisfy his boss

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 3 роки тому +1558

    Mark: "I promise I wont be only playing mobile games."
    Me: "I see only mobile games for the foreseeable future now."

    • @_.Dylan._
      @_.Dylan._ 3 роки тому +24

      Mobile games have declined I miss Doodle Jump and Fruit Ninja

    • @griddy922
      @griddy922 3 роки тому +6

      Whatsup checkmark

    • @jakirokotaro4311
      @jakirokotaro4311 3 роки тому +5

      Sky: Children of Light is a pretty good game. Not a lot of action, but it is visually stunning and super chill.

    • @josiahgames2134
      @josiahgames2134 3 роки тому

      Lol yeah

    • @_.Dylan._
      @_.Dylan._ 3 роки тому +1

      @@jakirokotaro4311 Yeah Sky is cool