Lets Survive - DSP Plays Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled
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- Опубліковано 16 вер 2024
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Original Video by Ralad - • This Is How You DON'T ...
1:54:50 Geez if Normal difficulty is a Poker game where everyone has an Ace up their sleeve, then I must have an entire deck of Aces up my sleeve.
Our awesome and righteous adventurer Dante went through a long and treacherous journey. he's faced many brutal battles, many hardships, many trials and tribulations, and many tedious side quests.
Through his long adventure, he'd venture off to the last castle to be face to face with the boss. Luckily, Dante took his time and explore the whole land to find the most op weapons he could wield.
After an hour, Dante reached the final door.
*Cue a long explanation of why the boss did the bs and with the help of the Gout Wizard, he couldn't have made the world as corrupted and toxic without him*
"Enough!" Shouted the warrior, "I had enough of this bullocks! It doesn't even matter, I've already restore harmony throughout most of the land and beaten down that gout-ridden fool multiple times. Your fifteen minutes of fame and power is over, asshat!"
And with that, light reflected off his glasses as Dante pushed the up as if he was in an anime, and he struck the boss with everything he got.
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The hero was getting weak on one knee, but that didn't matter once he saw the boss was standing on his last leg on 15 hp. He smiles. _One last strike and this bullshit's over!!_ The hero pick himself back up, and manage to pick the big ass Buster Sword and dashes towards him.
Before he could even swing, the accursed Gout-ridden Wizard popped out of fucking nowhere in between the two! He was fucked up. He was bruised head to toe, both his legs were bent and one of his foot was twisted.
Phil being able to stand was the only impressive thing he for his life. He mutter, "Hey dickhead," he summoned a menu, had the arrow on the restart. Phil's last words, "I just ruined your whole career"
And the next thing Dante knew, he appeared back in the village in the first area.
He rose his fist to the sky.
"FUCK YOU, YOU GOUT PIG ASS DOUBTING MOTHERFUCKER"
And then Dante woke up
"Focking Christ"
If you listen carefully at 1:25:01 you’ll here a voice saying “YOU!” I wonder what’s up with that I can’t stop laughing at it!
My favorite game one of the first games I owned on PS1 back in 2000
My family always rented more then we bought not to say we didn't own any games we did but we spent a lot more time going to video stores Fridays to rent
1:27:52 I always thought that this track reminded me of wario stadium in mario kart 64. Glad i'm not the only one.
man this was fun to watch the salt levels were at a all time high
never go full phil
More like Crash Scream Raging lol!
1:12:30
I had a stroke.
Like Phil.
So may I disappoint? As of the latest update of CTR Nitro Fueled, the game now supports microtransactions and to further persuade people into doing microtransactions, anything after the update in the in-game store (Pit Stop) now costs a whopping 10,000+ Wumpa Coins, in which the game only gives you a measly 15 or so per race. You either grind it out or pay **20** dollars (dunno how much that is in pounds) for...a thousand Wumpa coins. This right here is what killed any interest in the game I had.
Yep this was shortly after this Lets SUrvive and I gave out about it then
Yeah...about that, they later on added a X2 Bonus for weekends plus the X5 you get by Wumpa Time (It last 30 mins in game, not real time), you can pretty much get 1k with just one race. I know they added a Golden Wumpa which gives you 200 coins but that’s everything i know.
20 minutes in and this TIHDYP shows that Phil has some kind of fucking tunnel vision.
Which would be fixed with GLASSES BUT HE DOES NOT WEAR THEM
If he thinks this game is like Dark Souls then Redout would break his tiny mind.
He did the same exact ranting bullshit with five nights at freddys, only with that he never even got past night 2 I think, never watched that one for sanitys' sake. I recommend checking it out to really fuck your sanity over, whether your a FNAF fan or not. Just be warned that it was made by Fred fuchs the asshole, so try not to let that taint the tihydp of the game.
Fred Who? never heard of him ;)
Gonna be honest, Phil likes to get carried but CTR doesn't have that rubberband like other racers. The AI is faster than you in Hard but not so much in Medium. The race agsinst Pinstripe alongside the achievement was the best part.
So that turn that Phil whined about in Dragon Mines can by done by U-Tuning (Down + Left/Right, Jump and Brake) and it’s good to avoid losing reserves.