When Merf Jptiz said "🚢🚢🚢", I felt it in the depths of my soul. Such wise commentary on the nature of the world and its civilisations - I'm sure we'll get along well!
@@kurinkurinyaussss Subject mentioned has gone missing and a search party composed of 9 members had been assembled, 4 returned, 3 missing and 1 confirmed dead. Autopsy claims the death was caused by the dislocation of the face.
In all seriousness, this was a solid video with an interesting concept. What I think might have been a bit scarier was the last face being completely normal. Almost too normal, to provide a contrast to our expectations.
What the “neighbors” look like in my opinion Sally Dawson: How NSFW (even regular) artists make women during November Jack Demsey: Saul?…Is that actually you? Payton Derby: Your local late 40s to early 50s man who catfishes boys on Roblox Jane Jane: How republican and conservative ads and cartoons draw trans men/woman Merf Jpliz: What your average police sketch in the 90s that literally looks like something in your dreams, and ah yes we both have the same occupation, nice to meet you 000000: Oh look! It’s purple spirally man! The dollar tree Mandela catalog alternate version of purple guy from five nights are Freddy’s!
I'm sorry, but I just lost it. This may not be the result you wanted, but I was straight up wheezing when you put up "portrait of a stereotypical British woman" with a crusty .mp3 of Spongebob's alarm clock at 2:32 It went from ANALOG HORROR to ANALOG COMEDY GOLD in 0.06 seconds. I am giggling like a toddler with dad's housekeys. I love it.
@@afriendlymoth I also like some of the smaller details, for instance how Jane Jane’s doorbell is lower, the faces on Jane Jane and *REDACTED* ‘s house are messed up, etc.
Nice work! The VHS effects here look great! The fact that there’s a real city called Wakefield here in the UK just adds to the surreal nature. Also Merf Jpitz is my spirit animal
100% I LOVE the opening! It really gets me in the mood for more retro style VHS content and makes it feel real, like I just popped in an unlabeled thing cause I was bored and got more than bargained for. Awesome stuff!
Its so terrifying when small things start glitching and youre not entirely sure if its just you. The neighbourhood image flipping for a 2nd by the end is so simple and yet it unnerved me like crazy. Love this really ❤
Best part is that there’s a Wakefield near where I live. Mayhaps I’ll move in and meet Merf Jptiz, he has such a lovely voice and we have the same occupation.
@@afriendlymoth perhaps you should make a satirical analog horror, the kind of which makes you laugh at every supposed jumpscare. Firstly, it is high in tension, then the tension is released by (for example,) the falling metal pipe SFXt. Dumb shit like that! :)
I LOVE the concept here. As far as I can tell, this is a sort of matrix-type "simulation" nieghborhood and none of the neighbors are even real, and the simluation gets more and more poorly made as it goes on, forgetting to put normal occupations or specific ages for the neighbors, putting more low effort street and people names like "jane jane" and "street st" and eventtually just descending into distorted nonsense
and by happening, I mean look because man they look-in a tad odd with their deformity's did merf jptiz have teethe in his neck? man that must suck I hope the doctors can remove it
the fact that this was made by a moth is impressive
Haha thank you!
The fact that a goose commented this isn’t unimpressive either
@@pineapplesandwich3906 the fact a pineapple sandwich replied to this comment is the cherry on top
@@biggiedrakesnake
a red and black gradient of the moon shouldnt be able to do much but look where you are
@@themilkman6969 a literal greek letter is communicating with me no way!
"Occupation: Exist"
Tbh relatable
its a hard job
@@NagitosWifeSpotty I can’t do that :(
🤔
When Merf Jptiz said "🚢🚢🚢", I felt it in the depths of my soul. Such wise commentary on the nature of the world and its civilisations - I'm sure we'll get along well!
Ikr? Awesome place to live at
Ik that place is just a nice place but my house is still better
🚢🚢🚢
@@kurinkurinyaussss Subject mentioned has gone missing and a search party composed of 9 members had been assembled, 4 returned, 3 missing and 1 confirmed dead. Autopsy claims the death was caused by the dislocation of the face.
@@Confederation_of_the_Rhine what do you mean though? I’m quite bad at English
We live in a society where all my classmates are now in horror videos
"Occupation: exist"
Damn. Didn't anticipate to be called out this much today
My favorite part of moving is the informative videotape that doxes all my neighbors.
As someone who lives in Wakefield, I can confirm that this place is lovely and everyone is nice. Especially Merf Jptiz and our local woods person
That sounds lovely.
Bro one of the neighbors dogs killed a fucking toddler and they just started laughing and say"I think the dog likes the kid very much".
@@elsapitolocal6070 is that not normal?
In all seriousness, this was a solid video with an interesting concept. What I think might have been a bit scarier was the last face being completely normal. Almost too normal, to provide a contrast to our expectations.
Thanks! I agree that would definitely have been a cool contrast! Ill make sure to add to a future vid 🤙
Almost as if they were able to perfectly blend in now, the final form of a skinwalker
2:33 they became a ship horn! 😂
Damn even demons have better homes than me 😦
Ah, yes! I'd just love to share a forest with "Ourple Spiral Guy".
the most disturbing part is that the reporter or something knows all the names and stuff
What the “neighbors” look like in my opinion
Sally Dawson: How NSFW (even regular) artists make women during November
Jack Demsey: Saul?…Is that actually you?
Payton Derby: Your local late 40s to early 50s man who catfishes boys on Roblox
Jane Jane: How republican and conservative ads and cartoons draw trans men/woman
Merf Jpliz: What your average police sketch in the 90s that literally looks like something in your dreams, and ah yes we both have the same occupation, nice to meet you
000000: Oh look! It’s purple spirally man! The dollar tree Mandela catalog alternate version of purple guy from five nights are Freddy’s!
This is too accurate! 😂
Afton in FNAF 0: *WOOOOOO PURPLE SPIRILY MAN OOOOOOOOOOO-*
ngl Jakc Dempsy just looks like G-Man
000000 reminds me of that Theatre game creepypasta.
I’m loving seeing all this underrated analogue horror that isn’t as recognized, keep it up!
Thanks so much! The support is greatly appreciated!
Other people: *deep, silent horror*
Gen Z: *dying laughing*
fr im laughing at the last house (merf jptiz) when the goofy ass spongebob horn sound comes out 💀💀💀
Is that the poke balls sound???
Gen z humor = horror
FR IM DYING
can't wait to move to this town, everyone looks so nice! :)
"Age: None; Occupation: Exist," my kind of guy
As somebody who recently moved into Wakefield, I can confirm this video is spitting fax
Bro if Moth says that wakefield is in appalachia i wouldn't be surprised
2:32 IM ROLLING
JaneJane is a beautiful pennywise she can be all ages through 25 and 32 and can be anything she wants. U GO GIRL
slay 😳🥰🥰
bro merf turned into a damn cargo ship
Props to that lady for swallowing a ship's horn.
the detail of "001 Historical District" was amazing
imagine ur friend sends u this & u see ur house
Damn can't believe they doxxed the town like that
They all look like they were created by AI 😅 And good job at the "hello" part, really caught me off guard
Thank you!
i love this concept, and the editing too!
Thank you so much!
love how the neighbor of house %$a is just 📯📯📯📯📯📯📯
I'm sorry, but I just lost it. This may not be the result you wanted, but I was straight up wheezing when you put up "portrait of a stereotypical British woman" with a crusty .mp3 of Spongebob's alarm clock at 2:32
It went from ANALOG HORROR to ANALOG COMEDY GOLD in 0.06 seconds. I am giggling like a toddler with dad's housekeys. I love it.
Haha good! We don’t take ourselves too seriously here lol glad to make you laugh! 😊
"Occupation: Exist"
Yeah, well, there are certain perks to being unemployed Merf
If I ever need a fake name name for some reason, I'm gonna call myself Merf Jptiz
"Occupation: exist"
Man I never thought I'd read something more relatable.
Merf Jptiz seems chill af.
This is actually quite unnerving considering this sounds like a damn good horror movie!
2:45 I think that the woods is an robot spying on us because the text doesn’t say anything..
Very very sick. A lot more subtle than other channels, no music cuts or analog horror clichés, definitely subscribing!
How neat! the faces were creepy too, and that always gets me in analog horror. I thought you captured the genre well.
Thanks! It’s been fun making these 👍
@@afriendlymoth I also like some of the smaller details, for instance how Jane Jane’s doorbell is lower, the faces on Jane Jane and *REDACTED* ‘s house are messed up, etc.
HOA neighborhoods be like:
You misspelled Ohio
This is so excellent and brilliant
Thank you lots!
@@afriendlymoth no problem it was fabulous
I thought it was "enjoy your slay!" When it was actually "enjoy your stay!"
YAAAAS QUEEN SLAAAAY
I'm not sure that you were wrong the first time!
You did my man Merf dirty with that SpongeBob Foghorn sound effect.
Ok, the last's person picture is funny lmao
Jane Jane is such a working queen tbh
Nice work! The VHS effects here look great! The fact that there’s a real city called Wakefield here in the UK just adds to the surreal nature.
Also Merf Jpitz is my spirit animal
Thank you so much! Glad you enjoyed! 😊👍
Merf Jptiz is the goat. He's this century's most relatable man.
"Occupation: Exist"
Me too Merf, me too.
100% I LOVE the opening! It really gets me in the mood for more retro style VHS content and makes it feel real, like I just popped in an unlabeled thing cause I was bored and got more than bargained for. Awesome stuff!
Thank you so much! Glad you enjoyed it as much as I did making it! 😊
Its so terrifying when small things start glitching and youre not entirely sure if its just you. The neighbourhood image flipping for a 2nd by the end is so simple and yet it unnerved me like crazy. Love this really ❤
Wow, a W-VHS! I've never seen one before!
Jane has seen better days
I'm afraid of what those better days might have been like...
I'm not sure, but it seems like this entire neighborhood consumes a bit too much Thalasin™
They must all feel very Dorceless right now.
This was really well done. I enjoyed this.
Thank you lots!! Glad you enjoyed! 😊
2:33 didn’t know my neighbor was a fog horn
Must be alarming late at night! (And I just realized that I accidentally made a terrible pun. I am so, so sorry...)
I feel like many of us can correlate with Merf Jptiz and their line of work
"Occupation: Exist" is now my go-to instead of "I'm unemployed and disabled"
2:33 Why did I laugh at this so much
Best part is that there’s a Wakefield near where I live. Mayhaps I’ll move in and meet Merf Jptiz, he has such a lovely voice and we have the same occupation.
First analog horror to make me laugh. xD
The fog horn got me. I just shat my mouth and pissed my shirt laughing.
Glad to make you laugh!
@@afriendlymoth perhaps you should make a satirical analog horror, the kind of which makes you laugh at every supposed jumpscare. Firstly, it is high in tension, then the tension is released by (for example,) the falling metal pipe SFXt.
Dumb shit like that! :)
@@yemm442 That would be amazing! Lol I’ll keep that in mind for the next mini series I do!
1:27 Now we need Jack from popular show "Better Crack Jack" but in 3D!
1:08 bro Sally's got massive honkers offscreen
this is truly Meet the Neighbors
this is truly Meet the Neighbors
“Age: none” is a more advanced form of “Age is just a number”
Just found this and can’t wait to see more
Thanks! Definitely gonna make a lot more 👍
Imagine if at one point it was like: "Your House" and had one of the neighbors.
My man Merf Jpitz acting like an ugly extreme closeup in SpongeBob
That guy(or thing)'s occupation is to exist? Sign me the hell up
New tf2 character looks sick
Occupation: exist
This describes me very well
"Occupation: Exist"
Wow, what's the pay?
Whatever it is, I want a cut!
occupation: exist
same man, same.
"Occupation: Exist", uh, hits a bit too close to home.
They all seem like very lovely people :)
I LOVE the concept here. As far as I can tell, this is a sort of matrix-type "simulation" nieghborhood and none of the neighbors are even real, and the simluation gets more and more poorly made as it goes on, forgetting to put normal occupations or specific ages for the neighbors, putting more low effort street and people names like "jane jane" and "street st" and eventtually just descending into distorted nonsense
Thank you! You explained my thought process behind this word-for-word 😊 glad you enjoyed it!
I think the human is trying to warn you dreams because I can feel it
this is a very nice analog horror. i love it
Thank you!
Subscribled loved this can't wait for more !!!
Thank you very much!
@@afriendlymoth it's nothing dude !!
Merf literally did the foghorn
Occupation: “Exist.”
I get that 😂
Cant believe that this actually takes place in 1979
Jane jane head is so scarier omfg what the actual fuck is that my soul left the video....
What a lovely neighborhood!
The smallest town population:
2:32
All aboard!!!🛥⚓🚢🛳⛵🚤🛶
I love honking back at Merf Jptiz in the morning! /existing
This is underrated
The people shown all look like they would sell garbage to a used electronics store in a downtown area.
thank you youtube recommendations
I'm here before this blows up
Jack Dempsey was a boxer, not a lawyer.
Maybe he's distantly related. Dempsey is an Irish name, and there are more of us Irish-Americans than any other (white) group.
errr not sure if i want to see know or even try to like my neighbors if this is whats happening with them
and by happening, I mean look because man they look-in a tad odd with their deformity's did merf jptiz have teethe in his neck? man that must suck I hope the doctors can remove it
I would love to live here man.
The foghorn is a vibe
Liminal city archives
2:33 i hate the boats
The fact that my occupation is to exist too 💀
So handsome 2:36 😌😌😌🔪🔪🔪🔪
"Well well well"
spongebobs morning ringtone 2:33
If I wanted to point out an example of analog horror schlock I'd use this, wow
I’m gonna meet the neighbors 😅
Let's be honest:
That ship horn startled ya in House %$a
Didn't have the sound on. I only know it's there due to the comments.
Jane Jane looks like Jose Ferrer wearing an orange fright wig.