Sonic explained by an idiot (Censored)
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- Опубліковано 24 лис 2024
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hopefully this one doesn't get blocked everywhere due to copyright.
Censoring High Boi is like censoring the violence in a Tarantino movie while drinking O'Douls.
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Yeah his censored is on a whole different level, we just don't understand it.
Censoring people drowning in the Titanic.
@@footballshortsfc3728 idk why but I read that as tax
"You are a wizard Harry"
- Sonic the Hagrid
Hagrid the Hedgehog?
Sanic
😂😂
Sony*
@@KostasTsakalidis no? its not
High Boi being one of the few channels that can make me laugh while accurately explaining a movie. Thanks, man.
High boi is a 🗿🗿🗿
watch pitch meeting that guy is also hilarious
All them cinemasins fans be angry
@@joyboone4060yeah, Ryan George is one of the funniest people i know, i watched his videos on @RyanGeorge before i even knew about the pitch meeting videos
@@Gemstone_Vodka CinemaSins wish he was this good without manipulating movies
0:04
''Hi, I'm blue da boo dee da boo da''
i actually laughed my ass off
Hi I’m BlUe dA bOo DeE dA bOo Da
I have just realized that reference
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Best joke of the video
agreed
i said it here before, the censorerd ones are sometimes even funnier, because the used sounds played over the cursing are even funnier than the cursing itself
You ahve been trained by media to think like this. Jeez.
Imagine if the curse words were censored with edited versions of curse words so that they are undiscernable
@@obiwanfisher537 you must be fun at parties, bub
@@Gregory_Swan Yeah, yeah, be a passive aggressive cunt, but you know I am right. Beeping out cursing is not funnier, people just got brainwashed into thinking this because of decades of "family friendly" swearing.
@@Gregory_Swan what the hell is he on about ahaha, like how does the media tell me whats funny (??) ill laugh about air-horns every time so let me have my fun smh
you gotta remember, the bar disguise scene was probably written with the old sonic design in mind, where he looked like a small blue man or something
Would've been worlds funnier if the waitress was . . . questionably prepared to pass a drug screening.
I actually didn’t mind the body on that one, just the head. The muscular runner legs kinda worked since they weren’t too skinny. The spaghetti limbs on the final design are fine though.
@@idle_speculationyea the body is mostly fine on ugly sonic, its the head that ruins it all
@@idle_speculationthey made his hands white instead of using gloves. The muscular legs make him too human.
Fun fact. Sonic could not use any gps system to go to San Francisco because gps systems are legally required to stop working at 6,000 mph so they cant be used for diy intercontinental cruize missiles.
that would imply sonic runs at almost mach 8 (8x the speed of sound) though
Still not an issue because he could just find the right direction to take and then go in that direction. He can stop every few milliseconds to check the GPS and ensure he's not there yet and go again.
This was just you trying to show off your GPS knowledge trivia.
*cough cough American missile firing drones in Middle East *cough cough
Dang, That means my plan has been ruined. : (
why do you know this?
11:05 The fact that the mime was able to react to the speed of Sonic and Robotnik, makes him faster than both of them. The Mime solos the verse
We used to call prank calls “crank calls” back in the late 80s and early 90s so that list thing checks out
I KNEW I WASN’T INSANE… Preciate the fact check cause I thought they were called that back then too
Jim Carrey shenanigans are always the best, like we didn't need that entire scene but he did that for us.
If im being honest, the scene at 10:29 is amazing. High boi getting angry at Tom is low-key the best thing ive ever seen
Fun fact at 8:48 that scene was filmed in Vancouver and the Golden Gate bridge at the start of that scene is photo shopped in
High Boi never disappoints
"Hi, I'm blue. Dabu duh dee bu dye." Underated line
3:58 the internet sadly disagrees
In his case he doesn't
I love how mr. High talked about 2 things on the bucket list that he couldn't possibly do but not sailing the fcking high seas
7:48 I was so caught off guard by the Roxanne reference.
I love how Sonic being an idiot is an actual plot point
It's quite obvious that Tom isn't smart, but he has a big heart, and that's why he goes along with everything.
6:52 “cuz their brain is vacant of any brains” ah yes highbrow that’s completely correct 👍
One of High Boi’s finest reviews in my opinion. There are a lot of good jokes in here, but censored or uncensored, my favorite part is still at 10:00.
high boi needs to do those timeline explain things. shit be so funny
I've never seen high boi so fking mad at movie logic until this point
10 seconds in and I already laughed
Same, I couldnt stop laughing after the hi, im blue part
@@videogames2k23 da bo de da bu da-
Cuts to: hi, I'm sonic the hedgehog
I thought you edited the old man with the sanic drawing. Now I see that this movie is a masterpiece and I never should have doubted it.
You could say (8:40) that his inventions are performing eggception
0:31 censors fuck then literally 1/2 a second later the work fuck appears uncensored💀
And now I need Sonic 2 explained. This was so funny. I loved it keep up the good work man. Also please please do Cocaine bear that shit has to be hilarious.
Fun fact: the bar scene where he slows down time was inspired by Over The Hedge not X-Men
I am always amazed by the fantastic art that he creates as the title picture (forgot the name of what it's called)
EDIT: ITS CALLED A THUMBNAIL IM STUPID
thats the funniest shit i have seen today. And i just watched Bullet Train
Lmao you are a true highboi fan
It's the meme 1:32
Funny as shit how he's censoring some but not all 'bad' words 😂
Sometimes he was censoring "fuck" sometimes not , which makes it even funnier😂😂😂😂
truly an idiot 😂😂😂
5:07
Here's the thing, though. When Tom arrives at Rachel's house, he tells Maddie that he had to dispose of his phone so the government couldn’t track him. Not to mention that Tom literally used a pay phone to talk to Wade.
Don’t forget if he does have his phone and do that at 5:07 sonic will drop the phone
Ok, but that still doesn’t explain why Tom or even Sonic himself couldn’t have just found a boring old paper atlas so that Sonic could use that. I think they sell those at rest stops and some gas stations, after all.
Sonic running as fast as high boi is explaining...
Censoring High Boi is equivalent to censoring Eminem, both are unforgivable crimes that should be punishable with death
5:10 channel "game theorists" found that sonic would still be faster if he just ran through most, if not all, of the roads in the US one by one
not needed when tom can spend 10 minutes tops explaining to sonic how google maps work or how real life maps work but then again tom would probably be dead from the eggman torturing him for info or just for revenge
Man, I just had a Sonic epic shit. Never crapped in less than 15 mins in my entire life. This video inspired me!
10:00 best part
This was a hard sit-through, because I like this movie more than I probably should, based on the fact I'm forty-four years old. Sonic is such a ridiculously-likeable character. Imagine if they had kept the orignal design, though. 🙄
That being said, I think that might've been a troll move by the studio to drum up hype for the film. Surely they're not that stupid. They knew what they were doing. 😉
These videos got me dead bro they so funny the random stuff you say is hilarious I love these please keep making them
6:59 You had one job!
U missed the fact that while Dr. Robot-Dick chases sanic he flies thru the rings perfectly, but when sonic pushed him in da shrrom land he barely fit thru WITHOUT HIS FLYING CIRCL WING SH!TS
0:24 "censored" ☕🗿
6:42 and how fast is he moving to have three after-images while time is frozen, he has to be going supa speedie
When he said "you know the rules and so do I" i looked at the date and realize its already 1st of april
Bro the ratings make so much more sense when you’re drunk, also ain’t no way that was “censored” ft was just a momzk video
Love you man keep up the good work 😚😚
"don't phuck with the sphinx dude, COME ON" got meee
also, 100% truuuue
This is actually smart because it monotizes him while also drawing new viewers to the other videos
Low-key when sanc heedhog took the turtle on ride of it's life was adorable as hell
The fact this was considered censored but you know it isn’t
I still find it hilarious how bad Tom made high boi tweak badly from the question of”alright what are we looking for”💀
High boi has a very different idea of censored then most people lmao
I think the closer the space around sonic the slower the time gets , that's why the rockets gradually slowed down as they came closer to sonic and eventually stopped an inch before him. Idk, it's just my dumb theory😅
So hes basically gojo
0:53 we do learn from the second movie that she killed that INTIRE tribe all by herself. So she stayed behind to make sure that (we learn this in the second movie) knuckle’s tribe doesn’t go to earth to kill him.
One of your best thumbnails yet
Sonics EMP isn't caused by his speed, he generates electricity like Electro or Miles Morales's Spider-Man.
Fun little fact here sonic can run across the entire planet in 24hours
The rating parts of these videos will always be the best.
If he could notice all the small or big details, then that doesn’t make him “very high”, but “slightly drunk” instead.
I lost my suspension of disbelief with the depiction of a clean and peaceful San Francisco
POV: you understand High Boi's ratings
When you realise that Sonic appearance wouldn't affect the movie because it had actually good writing.
Never wiuld have expected an Arizona Zervas reference from High Boy
Finally I’ve been waiting for this
1:06 Maybe if the portail was created in the mushroom world or something you must be in mushroom world to close it... Or idk i'm not that high so my opinion doesn't mater.
pretty funny how the censoring is sometimes there an sometimes just not.
no kritik I love ur videos
10:17
Legitimately laughed so hard my stomach still hurts 10 minutes later
I like how he keeps calling the baseball field a "pitch" 😂
...also kinda funny because a "pitch" is also a term in baseball
It took 33 seconds to miss on censor, never change man.
In less then 30 seconds he swears twice. 😂😂😂😂
I watched this movie vocoded to Gangsta’s Paradise, and whenever Sonic would race past the camera or there was an establishing shot of Sonic running throughout an area, Gangsta’s Paradise would either fill my ears and then go as quiet as it was before, or Gangsta’s Paradise would ring throughout the city…
my depression i cured now i can watch this 5 times a day instead of watching top gun 5 times a day
Rough day, needed a Laugh and by 0:05 I was already laughing so THANKS HIGH BOI
4:25 exactly how do ai robots have bad aim like they should be saying "I've got you in my sights" but instead they have the same aim as a csgo player that's moving while shooting like who forgot to download the hacks is this a machine designed to kill or a fancy stormtrooper
i love how he says its censored but he still leaves some in lmao
I am 100% sure that if high boi was a comic, he would break the fourth wall within five seconds
I love how censored this is
Censoring high boi is like removing the video from a film without audio
“And when the tom goes out”
5:34 disguises himself as a furry cowboy
10:16
When your teammates refuse to take the game seriously.
This is like putting a Mumu on the Venus Demilo.
Sure, it's funny, but I died a little inside seeing it.
Censoring high boi is like filming John wick without John wick
OMG LIKE I CANT WITH THIS DUDE, HOW TF CAN HE SWEAR IN EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE IN A FUNNY WAY
Not gonna lie; the fact that Sonic didn’t just use a map like you suggested between 5:07-5:12 is exactly the reason why I ended up not liking this movie. I liked the sequel, but that’s because it had more stuff happening and still didn’t have any glaring plot holes.
yeah it is (at least where i'm from) 2:07
10:06 blud going insane
3:21 💀😭🗣️😤
😂😂😂
I'm still trying to figure out where Sonic found a Genie in a lamp to be able to cross it off his list of things to do with a bucket.
FUN FAXT: did you know that the more seed hedhoge goes to more they poop so sonic poops A LOT and explodes every single island
One of the deleted scenes did involve Longclaw going through the portal she made for Sonic. I don’t know why they didn’t include that.
All Ugandan knuckles say, "Hell yeah!!!"
0:53 that was act the og plot that the big bird butch would stay with feetus sonic until she dies which i think would’ve been a lot better but that’s just my opinion
probably big birb was there to not let the bad people come in so she blocked da portal and died
Seven Ugandan Knuckles sounds like a really good rating until you realize it's out of eleven Sanic the Hagrids
its funny and all i love how he explains the movie but the "coin" are rings
Tom calling sonic blue aids is one of the funniest things I seen today
I absolutely love the censorship that is just the startup of the female vocals of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight."
This is it guys the peak of my humor
Now we wait for Sonic The Hedghog 2 Explained by an Idiot
When i wanna see a movie but dont wanna sit for an hour i watch these, bonus, i cackle in every one