That's not even counting the fact that in the original Xbox version of this game that the fight's bugged and nearly impossible to beat. Seems that the timing for actually pressing the right buttons is nearly frame perfect, so you need to buttonmash and pray that you actually can push him off.
he's struggling to button mash because he's on some 60 frames per second and the game thinks he can mash 2 or 3 times as fast. I had this issue when I emulated MSG: Peace Walker
Peace Walker's mashing was not even related to FPS, it was just fucking damn-near impossible to do it took me like five tries and two breaks to even do it because of how strenuous it is
I legit almost broke my controller doing it, thankfully in Co-op it makes it 100x easier because the other player can either adjust the voltage or totally turn it off
I know i'm a couple months late, but this still needs to be said, I think we as Jerma fans now know that if any game he plays takes place in a low res cityscape with demented NPCs, you know it's gonna be good
I mean, in the end a name is just a name, they are still the same character doing the same thing, just with a different name which makes me visualize better how they look and sound, making the book comedic to me.
Jerma somehow fucking up what was supposed to be an extremely linear section and then not understanding how to win even though he was mashing the win button is astounding
The entire shipping warehouse mission was the most stressful thing I have ever seen live
That's not even counting the fact that in the original Xbox version of this game that the fight's bugged and nearly impossible to beat. Seems that the timing for actually pressing the right buttons is nearly frame perfect, so you need to buttonmash and pray that you actually can push him off.
@@lowenevvan8619 who else saw flippys video lol
@@guyofwarwick like, millions, apparently
@@lowenevvan8619 the Gamecube is the only non-bugged version
Lol it's a cheap shit game so lol
"He's chasing me with Deadpool"
-Jerma 2018
I realize I am quite off topic but do anybody know a good website to stream newly released series online?
@Quinton Braylen Thank you, I went there and it seems like a nice service :D I appreciate it!!
@Grayson Rocco you are welcome :D
These bot ass replies...
>Press "" to Diffuse Bomb
"DIFFUSE".
GOOD.
>Shoots bomb
BAD
BAD
BAD
BAD
BAD
BAD
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.
that feeling when you play yourself and then 2me4me_irl4me and you get back you get back to it
MrPwsoap I don't think I understood a word of that.
MrPwsoap I think I just had a fucking stroke while reading that.
Same
Sorry, but that was 2 haHAA 4 me
Only people with razer deathadders will get this joke
"You wanna get punched in the face?"
"Haha, no one says that."
Jerma, you're in New York.
the whole dark souls boss battle starting at 9:19 is probably Jerma’s best show of skill in video games
9:45 EXTREMELY underrated line
eyy what da hell took you nancys so- gah MOTHAFUCK! euh you’re gonna wish you were dead
he's struggling to button mash because he's on some 60 frames per second and the game thinks he can mash 2 or 3 times as fast. I had this issue when I emulated MSG: Peace Walker
Peace Walker's mashing was not even related to FPS, it was just fucking damn-near impossible to do
it took me like five tries and two breaks to even do it because of how strenuous it is
Man, I had so much trouble with Peace Walkers mashing on PSP. Almost didn't get through the story because of that one part.
I legit almost broke my controller doing it, thankfully in Co-op it makes it 100x easier because the other player can either adjust the voltage or totally turn it off
I remember using an old Nokia phone on my PSP's triangle button to get through that torture part
i finished peace walker like 6 or 7 years ago and I dont remember what part you guys are talking about xD
The name's Policeman...
*Lights cigar*
... MR Policeman.
Albertpolice Einman
"My life is a danger" 2018 Jerma
Nuno Marques I mean he clearly said “in” though.
"You'll meet God soon"
This whole game is the equivalent of a man screaming at the top of his lungs while going 200 miles per hour.
"...and you get to it!" I'm still not sure how that rant didn't end up as a copypasta.
my attempt
waOw, pla- z z thaH
feeling When you Play Yourself
anthen
To MeForMe
IRL
FOR ME
And you GEt Back
And you Get TO IT
"They still working at the computers?"
Labor laws are tough all over, Jerma.
The very beginning "OMG NOOOO!"killed me cause it sounded more of someone who was like entirely annoyed they knew you were gonna shoot the bomb
Nice pfp
@@etrs thankie!
I know i'm a couple months late, but this still needs to be said, I think we as Jerma fans now know that if any game he plays takes place in a low res cityscape with demented NPCs, you know it's gonna be good
compact streamer attempts to impersonate law enforcement on stream
8:56 Italian Dark Souls
I swear, Jerma videos are the best way to pick me up when I'm tired or I've had a bad day.
11:54
I just got so many flashbacks to Star's sit-down gun bit
waOw, pla- z z
thaH
feeling WhEn you Play YourSElf
anthen
To MeForMe
IRL
FOR ME
And you GEt Back
And you Get TO IT
2me4me irl4me
2:40
Jerma is the best cop, causes two cars to get damaged and gets off scott free. That's how good he is.
5:10 - 5:19 actual footage of jerma beating dark souls 4 *ON STREAM*
What is it with the True Crime series that makes it so perfect?
Jerma's sense of humor and tendency to break games and the fact that the game is a buggy mess make for a great combination
The first game is like some crazy joke story. And the second one is a joke of a game.
Early 2000's stank combined with jank.
5:54
When you see your sister about to eat the last Milky Way bar.
"I wasn't expecting that from such an old game"
Yes! He read the thing I said in chat! Am I immortal now? :D
No, but you're close. Now you must rub Jerma's left eyeball 3 times. Then, and only then, will you have completed the process.
Local streamer gets crazy with power and chases ladies down the street.
This man *LITERALLY* ate pizza on stream
When can we expect True Crime Hong Kong aka Sleeping Dogs
man who never eat pork bun is never a whole man!
He actually streamed all of that if I am not mistaken, they just gotta edit it
you can watch the full stream of that right now.
+Man in Tidy Whities
SD is a good game. But True Crime series is much better.
yep but the only difference between them is that Sleeping Dogs is an actual stable game(at least on consoles)
"*Diffuse* the bomb"
"Spread the bomb over a larger area"
that’s not Steve Carrell. that’s _clearly_ Gilbert Godfried doing an impression of Al Pacino
Remember when Jerma got hit by a car and became a fucking firework?
Does Jerma play through this whole game never realising that it's running at double speed?
"there was once a man from Nantucket" that killed me xD
that FEELING when you play yourself and then to me for me irl for me and you get back and get to it!
Evan Almighty? That was Bruce Almighty good sir.
Fake nerd streamer.
Evan Almighty was the worst sequel ever made.
No, Evan Almighty was right. That was the one with Steve Carell. Jerma was correct.
Steve Carell was in Bruce Almighty, as Evan.
That was a satisfying ending.
Ur gay
MISSION PASSED: +RESPECT
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE
“My compatriots will service you!”
He’s playing the whole game on 2x speed lmao
the fucking npc getting knocked around by the door physics
Local streamer assaults train commuters, claims he’s a “cop”
shoutouts to the guy from nantucket
“Wanna get punched in the face?” Isn’t this New York? That’s a normal confrontation
I started reading Lord of the Flies, and I pretend that Piggy is Jerma and Ralph is STAR
Sounds fun is it bad to read books like that
I mean, in the end a name is just a name, they are still the same character doing the same thing, just with a different name which makes me visualize better how they look and sound, making the book comedic to me.
STAR would be jack
Etalyx is Piggy, and all the rest of the characters are just each separate copies of Jerma
Then who's Simon?
+5 BAD
Excuse me? How did I never watch this gem.
That's Bruce almighty, Evan almighty's the one where nothing memerable happens.
I feel like one of these chat moments needs a Ron burgundy opening
>tfw when you play yourself and then 2me4meirl4me and you get back and you get to it
6:46 “D O NT DO I T” - jerma at his most vulnerable
Every time he fell in that ship gave me flash backs to misstepping in dayz
thank you so much for leaving the last bit in what a blessing
0:55 the comedic timing here is impeccable
I used to watch Jerma videos, but that was before the plague hit! Good to be back ;)
Renamed in the third season to simply "Two Swords and a Steve".
I just realized they put "diffuse" instead of "defuse." Quality.
The earth is a hallow slinky, the elves mined it out years again
My man's hair looking like Jotaro in 8:45
8:32 I wish I could do that with my hat. What a magician!
"OH MY GOD NO"
There once was a man from Nantucket
UnboxTherapy lowkey shoutouted this vid recently
Bernas sauce?
3:00 I didn't realise this was Punisher
(it took me a little bit to realise where I recognized that move from)
Sleeping Dogs really improved on this.
Lol this game is like one of those free games in cereal.
This game was part of my childhood
"Diffuse" the bomb
Press E to *Diffuse* bomb
THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT YESSSS
8:56
OwO
And then Jerma went into a walk-in-oven.
This stream was literally one of the best ive seen
1:48 every where he goes he causes chaos 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is somehow extremely infuriating to watch. The janky 2x speed of almost makes me nauseous.
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
These y2k aesthetics are beautiful... would be amazing to see a 2023 remake but still the same era
for years i was under the impression this was better than Streets of LA but now i've seen it in action, its exactly the same
Compact Bostonian repeatedly throws Actor/Comedian Steve Carrell off of two story building
"Aw shit, what the hell?"
8:37 I just actually pissed myself
Hot
"Gonna drift around the corner here"
This game kinda reminds me of Spiderman 2 minus Spiderman
ALERT: THIS IS NOT A BIT
4:09 lol
6:59 "The sidewalk is wide enough. Go."
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST,
B I T C H
Maybe one day he's figure out you can't arrest people unless they KO
Oh hey, The Office reference
Crazed compact man runs through train
Jerma please do a minecraft let's play with ster and etalyx
*It's called JermaCraft you fake-fan.*
5:18
13:25 Local streamer forces black man to sit in the back of public transportation, onlookers horrified.
8:56 - Viewer caution is advised. Sexual content.
Why is Jerma assaulting Stevie Wonder with a pizza shovel?!
Jerma you have the best gameplay videos 😂
yossarian_17 shut up weeb
*record* *scratch*
*DON'T*
Short (willed) streamer defuses bomb as snoop dog doppleganger
Jerma somehow fucking up what was supposed to be an extremely linear section and then not understanding how to win even though he was mashing the win button is astounding
that last part filled me with so much anxiety its not even funny
Local streamer murders punch button.
You’re late for your appointment.