True Crime 2 - Two Swords, a Steve and Pizza Place

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  • Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 277

  • @genesmith-james3289
    @genesmith-james3289 6 років тому +905

    The entire shipping warehouse mission was the most stressful thing I have ever seen live

    • @lowenevvan8619
      @lowenevvan8619 6 років тому +100

      That's not even counting the fact that in the original Xbox version of this game that the fight's bugged and nearly impossible to beat. Seems that the timing for actually pressing the right buttons is nearly frame perfect, so you need to buttonmash and pray that you actually can push him off.

    • @guyofwarwick
      @guyofwarwick 6 років тому +15

      @@lowenevvan8619 who else saw flippys video lol

    • @zech6857
      @zech6857 4 роки тому +4

      @@guyofwarwick like, millions, apparently

    • @graneadear
      @graneadear 4 роки тому

      @@lowenevvan8619 the Gamecube is the only non-bugged version

    • @Twitch380
      @Twitch380 4 роки тому +3

      Lol it's a cheap shit game so lol

  • @Arkonoid404
    @Arkonoid404 6 років тому +1051

    "He's chasing me with Deadpool"
    -Jerma 2018

    • @graysonrocco7122
      @graysonrocco7122 3 роки тому

      I realize I am quite off topic but do anybody know a good website to stream newly released series online?

    • @graysonrocco7122
      @graysonrocco7122 3 роки тому

      @Quinton Braylen Thank you, I went there and it seems like a nice service :D I appreciate it!!

    • @quintonbraylen8530
      @quintonbraylen8530 3 роки тому

      @Grayson Rocco you are welcome :D

    • @donteventry.6560
      @donteventry.6560 3 роки тому +9

      These bot ass replies...

  • @misutie
    @misutie 6 років тому +212

    >Press "" to Diffuse Bomb
    "DIFFUSE".
    GOOD.

  • @richedobor5659
    @richedobor5659 6 років тому +613

    YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.

  • @MrPwsoap
    @MrPwsoap 6 років тому +727

    that feeling when you play yourself and then 2me4me_irl4me and you get back you get back to it

    • @NerevarOfficialReal
      @NerevarOfficialReal 6 років тому +61

      MrPwsoap I don't think I understood a word of that.

    • @Sagnag
      @Sagnag 6 років тому +68

      MrPwsoap I think I just had a fucking stroke while reading that.

    • @dwyn9187
      @dwyn9187 6 років тому +2

      Same

    • @rusduderus
      @rusduderus 6 років тому +31

      Sorry, but that was 2 haHAA 4 me

    • @kennyyy4L
      @kennyyy4L 5 років тому +26

      Only people with razer deathadders will get this joke

  • @gravenightghoul
    @gravenightghoul 6 років тому +101

    "You wanna get punched in the face?"
    "Haha, no one says that."
    Jerma, you're in New York.

  • @b3afy505
    @b3afy505 6 років тому +37

    the whole dark souls boss battle starting at 9:19 is probably Jerma’s best show of skill in video games

  • @TruffleMonkey
    @TruffleMonkey 4 роки тому +32

    9:45 EXTREMELY underrated line

    • @bugbug44
      @bugbug44 Рік тому

      eyy what da hell took you nancys so- gah MOTHAFUCK! euh you’re gonna wish you were dead

  • @toastedbagel2756
    @toastedbagel2756 6 років тому +327

    he's struggling to button mash because he's on some 60 frames per second and the game thinks he can mash 2 or 3 times as fast. I had this issue when I emulated MSG: Peace Walker

    • @Umberman
      @Umberman 6 років тому +50

      Peace Walker's mashing was not even related to FPS, it was just fucking damn-near impossible to do
      it took me like five tries and two breaks to even do it because of how strenuous it is

    • @jasmine-ruff-puff9951
      @jasmine-ruff-puff9951 6 років тому +8

      Man, I had so much trouble with Peace Walkers mashing on PSP. Almost didn't get through the story because of that one part.

    • @Umberman
      @Umberman 6 років тому +19

      I legit almost broke my controller doing it, thankfully in Co-op it makes it 100x easier because the other player can either adjust the voltage or totally turn it off

    • @darkbetterlol
      @darkbetterlol 6 років тому +6

      I remember using an old Nokia phone on my PSP's triangle button to get through that torture part

    • @poobs2361
      @poobs2361 6 років тому +5

      i finished peace walker like 6 or 7 years ago and I dont remember what part you guys are talking about xD

  • @Sledgehammeh
    @Sledgehammeh 6 років тому +93

    The name's Policeman...
    *Lights cigar*
    ... MR Policeman.

  • @nunomarques7011
    @nunomarques7011 6 років тому +353

    "My life is a danger" 2018 Jerma

    • @Necron1999
      @Necron1999 6 років тому +18

      Nuno Marques I mean he clearly said “in” though.

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 6 років тому +12

      "You'll meet God soon"

  • @MarshalHopalop
    @MarshalHopalop 6 років тому +218

    This whole game is the equivalent of a man screaming at the top of his lungs while going 200 miles per hour.

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth 6 років тому +168

    "...and you get to it!" I'm still not sure how that rant didn't end up as a copypasta.

    • @nostalgia_junkie
      @nostalgia_junkie 6 років тому +33

      my attempt
      waOw, pla- z z thaH
      feeling When you Play Yourself
      anthen
      To MeForMe
      IRL
      FOR ME
      And you GEt Back
      And you Get TO IT

  • @somerandomname3124
    @somerandomname3124 6 років тому +283

    "They still working at the computers?"
    Labor laws are tough all over, Jerma.

  • @FelixCatboi
    @FelixCatboi 3 роки тому +17

    The very beginning "OMG NOOOO!"killed me cause it sounded more of someone who was like entirely annoyed they knew you were gonna shoot the bomb

    • @etrs
      @etrs 3 роки тому

      Nice pfp

    • @FelixCatboi
      @FelixCatboi 3 роки тому +1

      @@etrs thankie!

  • @kai326
    @kai326 5 років тому +39

    I know i'm a couple months late, but this still needs to be said, I think we as Jerma fans now know that if any game he plays takes place in a low res cityscape with demented NPCs, you know it's gonna be good

  • @Rozzledred
    @Rozzledred 6 років тому +143

    compact streamer attempts to impersonate law enforcement on stream

  • @Nazrat84
    @Nazrat84 6 років тому +24

    8:56 Italian Dark Souls

  • @AlexTenThousand
    @AlexTenThousand 6 років тому +18

    I swear, Jerma videos are the best way to pick me up when I'm tired or I've had a bad day.

  • @258thHiGuy
    @258thHiGuy 6 років тому +11

    11:54
    I just got so many flashbacks to Star's sit-down gun bit

  • @nostalgia_junkie
    @nostalgia_junkie 6 років тому +139

    waOw, pla- z z
    thaH
    feeling WhEn you Play YourSElf
    anthen
    To MeForMe
    IRL
    FOR ME
    And you GEt Back
    And you Get TO IT

    • @h0verman
      @h0verman 6 років тому +15

      2me4me irl4me

  • @somerandomname3124
    @somerandomname3124 6 років тому +12

    2:40
    Jerma is the best cop, causes two cars to get damaged and gets off scott free. That's how good he is.

  • @StevenSenile
    @StevenSenile 6 років тому +19

    5:10 - 5:19 actual footage of jerma beating dark souls 4 *ON STREAM*

  • @todbilegotgonbat3943
    @todbilegotgonbat3943 6 років тому +81

    What is it with the True Crime series that makes it so perfect?

    • @wrongtime9097
      @wrongtime9097 6 років тому +47

      Jerma's sense of humor and tendency to break games and the fact that the game is a buggy mess make for a great combination

    • @JohnD27018
      @JohnD27018 6 років тому +23

      The first game is like some crazy joke story. And the second one is a joke of a game.

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 5 років тому +10

      Early 2000's stank combined with jank.

  • @TheEthanGamer
    @TheEthanGamer 6 років тому +10

    5:54
    When you see your sister about to eat the last Milky Way bar.

  • @jackofblades3998
    @jackofblades3998 6 років тому +15

    "I wasn't expecting that from such an old game"
    Yes! He read the thing I said in chat! Am I immortal now? :D

    • @magron8029
      @magron8029 3 роки тому +1

      No, but you're close. Now you must rub Jerma's left eyeball 3 times. Then, and only then, will you have completed the process.

  • @bunnygirl_emma
    @bunnygirl_emma 4 роки тому +2

    Local streamer gets crazy with power and chases ladies down the street.

  • @maxwellwood6343
    @maxwellwood6343 6 років тому +16

    This man *LITERALLY* ate pizza on stream

  • @ManinTidyWhities
    @ManinTidyWhities 6 років тому +61

    When can we expect True Crime Hong Kong aka Sleeping Dogs

    • @Rezuaq
      @Rezuaq 6 років тому +28

      man who never eat pork bun is never a whole man!

    • @iggystoneman978
      @iggystoneman978 6 років тому +13

      He actually streamed all of that if I am not mistaken, they just gotta edit it

    • @RemnantCult
      @RemnantCult 6 років тому +1

      you can watch the full stream of that right now.

    • @Jackfromshack
      @Jackfromshack 6 років тому

      +Man in Tidy Whities
      SD is a good game. But True Crime series is much better.

    • @altaparks3627
      @altaparks3627 6 років тому +1

      yep but the only difference between them is that Sleeping Dogs is an actual stable game(at least on consoles)

  • @Blimdi
    @Blimdi Рік тому +1

    "*Diffuse* the bomb"
    "Spread the bomb over a larger area"

  • @Mr_Spaghetti
    @Mr_Spaghetti 5 років тому +7

    that’s not Steve Carrell. that’s _clearly_ Gilbert Godfried doing an impression of Al Pacino

  • @Difference_Machine
    @Difference_Machine 6 років тому +3

    Remember when Jerma got hit by a car and became a fucking firework?

  • @HulksterHogan
    @HulksterHogan 4 роки тому +8

    Does Jerma play through this whole game never realising that it's running at double speed?

  • @-_---------------_-
    @-_---------------_- 3 роки тому +4

    "there was once a man from Nantucket" that killed me xD

  • @CzlowiekDrzewo
    @CzlowiekDrzewo 3 роки тому +2

    that FEELING when you play yourself and then to me for me irl for me and you get back and get to it!

  • @GenericMystics
    @GenericMystics 6 років тому +64

    Evan Almighty? That was Bruce Almighty good sir.

    • @2Eliishere
      @2Eliishere 6 років тому +6

      Fake nerd streamer.

    • @TrueCarthaginian
      @TrueCarthaginian 6 років тому +5

      Evan Almighty was the worst sequel ever made.

    • @MoldMice
      @MoldMice 6 років тому +7

      No, Evan Almighty was right. That was the one with Steve Carell. Jerma was correct.

    • @clutchedbyanangel
      @clutchedbyanangel 6 років тому +10

      Steve Carell was in Bruce Almighty, as Evan.

  • @Vasily12345
    @Vasily12345 6 років тому +8

    That was a satisfying ending.

  • @sweetskys243
    @sweetskys243 6 років тому +6

    MISSION PASSED: +RESPECT

  • @typo17t
    @typo17t 6 років тому +4

    YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE

  • @Ardeact
    @Ardeact 3 роки тому +4

    He’s playing the whole game on 2x speed lmao

  • @SuperCatfire
    @SuperCatfire 6 років тому +2

    the fucking npc getting knocked around by the door physics

  • @clayhamric4428
    @clayhamric4428 6 років тому +3

    Local streamer assaults train commuters, claims he’s a “cop”

  • @GamerTyttö666
    @GamerTyttö666 5 років тому +2

    shoutouts to the guy from nantucket

  • @dwyn9187
    @dwyn9187 6 років тому +1

    “Wanna get punched in the face?” Isn’t this New York? That’s a normal confrontation

  • @ishdakfgp9200
    @ishdakfgp9200 6 років тому +15

    I started reading Lord of the Flies, and I pretend that Piggy is Jerma and Ralph is STAR

    • @dinonatorful
      @dinonatorful 6 років тому

      Sounds fun is it bad to read books like that

    • @ishdakfgp9200
      @ishdakfgp9200 6 років тому +2

      I mean, in the end a name is just a name, they are still the same character doing the same thing, just with a different name which makes me visualize better how they look and sound, making the book comedic to me.

    • @Milk-jy1kn
      @Milk-jy1kn 6 років тому +5

      STAR would be jack

    • @britneyspheres7yearsago11
      @britneyspheres7yearsago11 6 років тому +7

      Etalyx is Piggy, and all the rest of the characters are just each separate copies of Jerma

    • @ccda3324
      @ccda3324 5 років тому

      Then who's Simon?

  • @Dontrel3030
    @Dontrel3030 6 років тому +7

    +5 BAD

  • @zacharyjune7510
    @zacharyjune7510 5 років тому +2

    Excuse me? How did I never watch this gem.

  • @---ox1lg
    @---ox1lg 6 років тому +1

    That's Bruce almighty, Evan almighty's the one where nothing memerable happens.

  • @Trygyl
    @Trygyl 6 років тому +1

    I feel like one of these chat moments needs a Ron burgundy opening

  • @eggeater671
    @eggeater671 6 років тому +2

    >tfw when you play yourself and then 2me4meirl4me and you get back and you get to it

  • @NaughtyToaster
    @NaughtyToaster 5 років тому +20

    6:46 “D O NT DO I T” - jerma at his most vulnerable

  • @TheRealRusDaddy
    @TheRealRusDaddy 2 роки тому

    Every time he fell in that ship gave me flash backs to misstepping in dayz

  • @kaijuguts
    @kaijuguts 6 років тому

    thank you so much for leaving the last bit in what a blessing

  • @gabeitch9142
    @gabeitch9142 Рік тому

    0:55 the comedic timing here is impeccable

  • @sandyogilvie6027
    @sandyogilvie6027 6 років тому +1

    I used to watch Jerma videos, but that was before the plague hit! Good to be back ;)

  • @hiimemily
    @hiimemily 6 років тому +2

    Renamed in the third season to simply "Two Swords and a Steve".

  • @MrDrCthulhu
    @MrDrCthulhu 5 років тому +2

    I just realized they put "diffuse" instead of "defuse." Quality.

  • @icedteacatfish
    @icedteacatfish 6 років тому

    The earth is a hallow slinky, the elves mined it out years again

  • @kerryw.5213
    @kerryw.5213 3 роки тому +1

    My man's hair looking like Jotaro in 8:45

  • @trashrabbit69
    @trashrabbit69 6 років тому +52

    8:32 I wish I could do that with my hat. What a magician!

  • @gravuun5753
    @gravuun5753 6 років тому +4

    "OH MY GOD NO"

  • @fjshdf
    @fjshdf 3 роки тому +1

    There once was a man from Nantucket

  • @joaobernardocosta
    @joaobernardocosta 6 років тому +3

    UnboxTherapy lowkey shoutouted this vid recently

  • @invisiblefan313
    @invisiblefan313 6 років тому +1

    3:00 I didn't realise this was Punisher
    (it took me a little bit to realise where I recognized that move from)

  • @G-Mastah-Fash
    @G-Mastah-Fash 5 років тому +2

    Sleeping Dogs really improved on this.

    • @Twitch380
      @Twitch380 4 роки тому +1

      Lol this game is like one of those free games in cereal.

  • @ferminola
    @ferminola 3 роки тому +1

    This game was part of my childhood

  • @chiefcretin5303
    @chiefcretin5303 6 років тому +1

    "Diffuse" the bomb

  • @21Cayque12
    @21Cayque12 5 років тому +1

    Press E to *Diffuse* bomb

  • @jameshetfieldtm8887
    @jameshetfieldtm8887 6 років тому +1

    THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT YESSSS

  • @Stormbringer88
    @Stormbringer88 6 років тому +2

    8:56
    OwO
    And then Jerma went into a walk-in-oven.

  • @SeanD1847
    @SeanD1847 6 років тому +2

    This stream was literally one of the best ive seen

  • @nicholasdiehl7368
    @nicholasdiehl7368 2 роки тому +1

    1:48 every where he goes he causes chaos 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @koolman5865
    @koolman5865 6 років тому +11

    This is somehow extremely infuriating to watch. The janky 2x speed of almost makes me nauseous.

  • @acfreak55
    @acfreak55 6 років тому +1

    YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

  • @nostalgiaof98
    @nostalgiaof98 Рік тому

    These y2k aesthetics are beautiful... would be amazing to see a 2023 remake but still the same era

  • @hollenhammer
    @hollenhammer 2 роки тому

    for years i was under the impression this was better than Streets of LA but now i've seen it in action, its exactly the same

  • @xcmodev1558
    @xcmodev1558 6 років тому

    Compact Bostonian repeatedly throws Actor/Comedian Steve Carrell off of two story building

  • @jakehall44
    @jakehall44 6 років тому +1

    "Aw shit, what the hell?"

  • @thekingofscrump
    @thekingofscrump 6 років тому +3

    8:37 I just actually pissed myself

  • @daniel.holbrook
    @daniel.holbrook 6 років тому +5

    This game kinda reminds me of Spiderman 2 minus Spiderman

  • @doodooboy342
    @doodooboy342 6 років тому +1

    ALERT: THIS IS NOT A BIT

  • @HeisenbergTheFirst
    @HeisenbergTheFirst 2 роки тому +1

    4:09 lol

  • @lucianobradley5996
    @lucianobradley5996 6 років тому

    6:59 "The sidewalk is wide enough. Go."

  • @TheDerpLegion
    @TheDerpLegion 6 років тому +2

    SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST,
    B I T C H

  • @alalvarez7301
    @alalvarez7301 6 років тому

    Maybe one day he's figure out you can't arrest people unless they KO

  • @SunnyBlam
    @SunnyBlam 5 років тому +2

    Oh hey, The Office reference

  • @Prydaxify
    @Prydaxify 6 років тому

    Crazed compact man runs through train

  • @Dan-sn6vn
    @Dan-sn6vn 6 років тому +39

    Jerma please do a minecraft let's play with ster and etalyx

    • @Talentlesssss
      @Talentlesssss 6 років тому +24

      *It's called JermaCraft you fake-fan.*

  • @Dusked68
    @Dusked68 6 років тому +8

    5:18

  • @kurt7937
    @kurt7937 6 років тому +1

    13:25 Local streamer forces black man to sit in the back of public transportation, onlookers horrified.

  • @mightymanlap
    @mightymanlap 6 років тому +4

    8:56 - Viewer caution is advised. Sexual content.

  • @mr.mustacheyt3962
    @mr.mustacheyt3962 3 роки тому +1

    Why is Jerma assaulting Stevie Wonder with a pizza shovel?!

  • @lainspotting
    @lainspotting 6 років тому +1

    Jerma you have the best gameplay videos 😂

  • @Necromantra
    @Necromantra 6 років тому +3

    *record* *scratch*

  • @tdtbaa
    @tdtbaa 6 років тому +4

    *DON'T*

  • @wariomeme1509
    @wariomeme1509 6 років тому

    Short (willed) streamer defuses bomb as snoop dog doppleganger

  • @Umberman
    @Umberman 6 років тому +1

    Jerma somehow fucking up what was supposed to be an extremely linear section and then not understanding how to win even though he was mashing the win button is astounding

  • @34marmarmar
    @34marmarmar 6 років тому

    that last part filled me with so much anxiety its not even funny

  • @TF_Tony
    @TF_Tony 6 років тому

    Local streamer murders punch button.

  • @poopyscooper123
    @poopyscooper123 6 років тому

    You’re late for your appointment.