World of Tanks - That Kellerman Asshole

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  • @ClausKellerman
    @ClausKellerman 6 років тому +1667

    Great job on the video JIngles and shout out to mauro for the fun game. Everything that Jingles said in the video is completely true. Especially the part about me being an asshole.

    • @generalsaufenberg4931
      @generalsaufenberg4931 6 років тому +6

      ua-cam.com/video/UrgpZ0fUixs/v-deo.html ;-) old, but still great^^

    • @Dick-Dastardly
      @Dick-Dastardly 6 років тому +23

      As well as being an ARSEhole, Claus is the new Monty Pythom too. He is a genius!

    • @CRAZYHORSE187
      @CRAZYHORSE187 6 років тому +7

      Claus Kellerman cool, I like ass holes, so I will subscribe to your channel. And as always a big tank you to Jingles, "note the tank not thank lol"

    • @Short_Storm
      @Short_Storm 6 років тому +6

      well, calling you asshole does give respect to assholes.

    • @phoobar9640
      @phoobar9640 6 років тому +38

      Can we get a Jingles/Claus platoon video?
      I'm subscribed to both of you assholes and it would save me clicks.

  • @BodyGuardOfLies1
    @BodyGuardOfLies1 6 років тому +704

    You can say what you like about glue sniffers but at least they stick together.

  • @LukeBunyip
    @LukeBunyip 6 років тому +217

    As glue sniffing idiot, I'm greatly insulted by the implication that I could be a Japanese super heavy driver. I could write more, but my fingers are stuck together...

    • @Buran288gto
      @Buran288gto 6 років тому +9

      Luke Bunyip ...writing with nose is also tiresome.

    • @CommanderTato
      @CommanderTato 6 років тому +2

      Well some people asked for brazilian tanks, i dont even know if that existed but their food definitely would be glue...

    • @ladiesgentswegothim
      @ladiesgentswegothim 6 років тому

      "Japanese Stupid Heavies" - Claus Kellerman

  • @BodyGuardOfLies1
    @BodyGuardOfLies1 6 років тому +373

    The trouble with glue sniffers is they never have any money they are always insolvent.

    • @shionbruhgami
      @shionbruhgami 6 років тому

      BodyGuardOfLies1 Who needs money when you have *NiPpOn StEeL?!*

    • @giladpellaeon1691
      @giladpellaeon1691 6 років тому +13

      What a sticky situation!
      BAM! (further sounds of body tumbling onto the floor and roommate throwing it into the wood chipper)

    • @neilwilson5785
      @neilwilson5785 6 років тому

      Instant like! Projetttttooo!

    • @gohibniugoh1668
      @gohibniugoh1668 6 років тому

      Lol arrghh!

    • @mykehog6646
      @mykehog6646 6 років тому

      and get themselves into sticky situations and become unglued..

  • @MikeGoesBoom
    @MikeGoesBoom 6 років тому +360

    Coincidentally, 'Kellerman' means 'Basement Man' in German

  • @Mr.P.Griffith
    @Mr.P.Griffith 6 років тому +82

    *"With the cunning use of a pot of glue, that IS killed the Type 4 Heavy."* Jingles 2018. That sums up things quite nicely doesn't it...

  • @Flambass
    @Flambass 6 років тому +193

    Take a shot of your drink for every time Jingles says "Glue" during this replay
    I'll cya in rehab

    • @Rakshiir
      @Rakshiir 6 років тому

      I'll be there if you are :D

    • @ShingenNolaan
      @ShingenNolaan 6 років тому

      See you there, mate ^^

    • @Hosenanzugtasche
      @Hosenanzugtasche 6 років тому

      Still better than a Schnaps for every "Claus".

    • @neilwilson5785
      @neilwilson5785 6 років тому

      Gonna watch two more hours of this stuff, so maybe not...

    • @whazzat8015
      @whazzat8015 6 років тому

      Or take a huff

  • @philstaples8122
    @philstaples8122 6 років тому +95

    Claus is one of the most honest world of tanks youtubers, just says it as it is most of the time with a humerus slant. No shill advertising for WOT on Clause's channel.

    • @HybridRenoII
      @HybridRenoII Рік тому

      Agreed and he's not even as Toxic as Warships Player Flamu lol

  • @epic3893
    @epic3893 6 років тому +102

    Wargaming really needs to start selling "pot of glue" as a usable consumable. I'm willing to bet that if it works on Japanese Heavy Tank drivers, then it probably works on Heavy Tank Drivers from other nations as well. Especially those of premium tier 8 heavies.

    • @jamespfp
      @jamespfp 6 років тому +3

      How about "Power Benzedrine" or "Amphetamine Rush"?

  • @hipzipper1
    @hipzipper1 6 років тому +4

    Claus is awesome! The two of you are at the top of my view list every morning. You guys get my day started in the right direction.

  • @ethankeadle9745
    @ethankeadle9745 6 років тому +1

    I love kellerman! Glad you enjoy his vids as well. All of the WOT major youtubers are so benevolent and funny

  • @73north
    @73north 6 років тому +3

    Congratulations Claus, been watching your videos for a number of months and been totally enjoying them - fabulous job by the way with getting your Ace Tanker in the Skoda ( totally deserved by the way )

  • @kamakazed3747
    @kamakazed3747 6 років тому +3

    Long time fan of Kellerman bloody heaven having both of ya at once in this one

  • @slartybartfarst55
    @slartybartfarst55 5 років тому +1

    Remember watching this on Claus's Channel. Fantastic to see this side and thanks for Highlighting him

  • @JimPark-63
    @JimPark-63 6 років тому +2

    Jingles, great video! You and Claus, great together. Keep up the great work.

  • @wallerdog
    @wallerdog 6 років тому +2

    Thanks for sharing/making a video with a fellow content creator, Claus Kellerman, he does a great job with comedy in World of Tanks!!!

  • @ThomasSalmon
    @ThomasSalmon 6 років тому +4

    Hahahaha I loved this - was sitting around last night thinking, I bet Jingles would love to do a video with Claus! And the universe listened!! As a subscriber to both your channels, you both have kept me laughing my a-$$ off on a regular basis. You are truly a rare pair of lovable goons :)

  • @hipzipper1
    @hipzipper1 5 років тому +1

    You and Claus are my two favorite channels. Love you guys.

  • @makalu69
    @makalu69 6 років тому +59

    Love Claus... best WoT channel ever....

    • @animewarrior3
      @animewarrior3 6 років тому +4

      Burn Stick what? He's right. Best pure WoT channel bar none

    • @burnstick1380
      @burnstick1380 6 років тому

      animewarrior3 didn't read wot looks like double shift on the saltmines

    • @JohnSmith-jd7hy
      @JohnSmith-jd7hy 6 років тому +1

      animewarrior3 his videos are about as funny as cancer

    • @burnstick1380
      @burnstick1380 6 років тому +2

      dark humour is just like a child with cancer it never gets old

    • @HBK-6S
      @HBK-6S 6 років тому +2

      Burn Stick Humor implies that he's funny, which he isn't.

  • @pcbrigad5250
    @pcbrigad5250 6 років тому +1

    Two great guy cooperating to create a video. Good job on editing Claus's voice, Jingles. I love life.

  • @somethingwicked3
    @somethingwicked3 6 років тому +4

    Thanks for the video Jingles, and you are completely right about Claus, his attitude is very infectious!

  • @wihamaki
    @wihamaki 6 років тому +1

    Great to see Jingles giving Claus some UA-cam love. They're both like that one friend you talk to at work about how stupid the boss and co-workers are. Without that one person to vent with, you'd probably quit the job.

  • @x3rdwrightx1
    @x3rdwrightx1 6 років тому +1

    I love jingles vids, and you turned me on to Claus a couple weeks ago when you mentioned his channel.
    I look forward to more vids like this!

  • @swdist68
    @swdist68 6 років тому +4

    My two favorite gaming youtubers, great video.

  • @OriginalYonta
    @OriginalYonta 6 років тому +1

    best replay cross over ever, love you both Klaus and Jingles :)

  • @1stpaintballmaster
    @1stpaintballmaster 6 років тому

    One of the best wot videos you have done. Thanks for the good laughs.

  • @tucker5935
    @tucker5935 6 років тому +1

    wow!!! my two favorite youtubers... thanks for the vid Mighty Overlord!!!

  • @soupfork2105
    @soupfork2105 6 років тому +128

    Claus an Jingles, sitting in a tree...

    • @Wabeeninc
      @Wabeeninc 6 років тому +14

      SoupFork why is Comcast my ISP

    • @Matakshaman
      @Matakshaman 6 років тому

      A Christmas tree*

    • @generalpublic3744
      @generalpublic3744 6 років тому +6

      Claus and Jingles sitting in a tree, Claus gets down to have a pee. Jingles stays put, but piss don't hover, he pisses on Claus and gets into bovver!

    • @JBGARINGAN
      @JBGARINGAN 6 років тому +1

      G-A-G-G-I-N-G

    • @Azrael515
      @Azrael515 6 років тому

      ...E D I T I N G.. :D

  • @Raptoronline1
    @Raptoronline1 6 років тому +166

    Jingles, it's been too long since your last TOG vid! We need another one!

    • @burnstick1380
      @burnstick1380 6 років тому +19

      Tog tog tog
      Gentle down the team
      Merily merily merily
      Listen to their screams

    • @originaljackofhearts
      @originaljackofhearts 6 років тому +2

      Party Tog

    • @TheMadness51
      @TheMadness51 6 років тому

      Gotta agree there... TOG has been MIA for too long...

    • @jayrhino7686
      @jayrhino7686 6 років тому +1

      Jingles and Claus in a TOG 'Toon!

    • @benbaselet2026
      @benbaselet2026 6 років тому +1

      There should be a compulsory weekly TOG video every week.

  • @rtcameron1
    @rtcameron1 6 років тому +1

    Thanks for highlighting my other favourite WOT UA-camr!

  • @ChrisRand-gf7lz
    @ChrisRand-gf7lz 6 років тому +1

    Klaus does make a great point though.
    You find yourself asking "What happened to my team?" and then after a moment you realize how silly that sounds because "Oh right, this is World of Tanks..."

  • @TemT8
    @TemT8 6 років тому +10

    **CLAUS BOMB** My 2 fave you tubers! Way to mix it up Jingles.

  • @hedgehogelite8573
    @hedgehogelite8573 6 років тому +5

    claus in the background...
    SHOUT OUT TO YOU GUUUYS!!!

  • @thenortherner3890
    @thenortherner3890 6 років тому +1

    Claus is a genius, I’m still laughing about the ‘The Stick’ from a video he did around Xmas time

  • @lesvosloo5797
    @lesvosloo5797 6 років тому +1

    Good one Jingles.. Was watching Clause's take and just HAD to see yours.. LMAO

  • @Mullins23
    @Mullins23 6 років тому +2

    Yes this is top quality stuff here. Thank you jingles.

  • @tigertanktoo
    @tigertanktoo 6 років тому +3

    Jingles doing a video about Claus. Life is good. It's like having cold beer and fresh pretzels at your favorite bar.

  • @phoenixfire9176
    @phoenixfire9176 6 років тому +104

    I swear Claus was that guy who used to leave funny comments in broken English on QuickyBaby's videos.

    • @nahrmer
      @nahrmer 6 років тому +17

      Yes, he is, if by "funny" you mean "annoying", "spam" and "fluffing his own channel on someone else's back". This made me not want to touch his channel with a 6 foot pole.

    • @phoenixfire9176
      @phoenixfire9176 6 років тому +55

      He would also trigger a shit load of people, such as yourself.

    • @nahrmer
      @nahrmer 6 років тому +12

      Nah, buddy, I'm not triggered, just sad for what passes as funny nowadays. If I was to be triggered, I would have told him what I think about him in his channel, but, if I'm not mistaken, I'm stil in Jingles' channel and this is some content I don't enjoy.

    • @animewarrior3
      @animewarrior3 6 років тому +19

      nahrmer then leave. and go fuck yourself!

    • @nahrmer
      @nahrmer 6 років тому +11

      Nice one. Why would I leave Jingles' channel, which I actually enjoy?

  • @TheMadness51
    @TheMadness51 6 років тому +1

    Epic video Mighty Overlord and Clause! It almost made redownload tanks. Almost. Back to the 10000 level of the salt mine...

  • @obi_wan_kenobi561
    @obi_wan_kenobi561 6 років тому +1

    Claus' loader wasn't injured there. That down arrow is a glitch in the game and is the indicator for when arty stuns your tank. His tank wasn't stunned at that point so it glitched. I have seen this glitch happen before. A dead crew member would show the icon for the cremember lit up and not a down arrow.

  • @Fdk-lk7yu
    @Fdk-lk7yu 6 років тому +5

    Nice to have my fav youtuber guesting in this channel
    He’s honest and funny
    Big reason why german TDs have camp, is cause of the stupidly large weakspot on the front lower plate ... I guess the russians are still holding a grudge
    So even if they look like close support TDs, the’re not!
    Oh another thing that is really common.... Hvy tanks rather than waiting for the enemy to come round, so that support can hit them too, instead they go round and get killed by their enemies hvys ands support!
    Lollollol
    Gotta thank WG for all those corridors

  • @shawndavis8576
    @shawndavis8576 6 років тому +2

    "Hot and sweaty hero on villain action." lolz

  • @Ryan-bc6cb
    @Ryan-bc6cb 6 років тому +1

    "......Japanese superheavy tanks are all glue-sniffers!"
    Why can I only like this video once?

  • @toothofthewolf
    @toothofthewolf 6 років тому +11

    Thanks Jingles. I enjoyed that one. I watch Claus too, and he's a funny guy. Glad you did one of his videos.

  • @philipbossy4834
    @philipbossy4834 6 років тому +5

    Was surprised to see 2 Claus videos, then the usual Jingles intro... Oh. Nice one Jingles.

  • @josef.martin5174
    @josef.martin5174 6 років тому

    I'm dissapointed with Claus. He didn't kill the last guy with his usual shot "up the arse". XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    Both you, Jingles, and Claus, are wonderful. Never change, please. Only to be better.

  • @robinfleet7094
    @robinfleet7094 6 років тому +1

    Great job Jingles - SHOUT OUT to Claus

  • @mikeharner3977
    @mikeharner3977 6 років тому

    Automatically upvoted for the video of Claus cursing at you when you just wanted to hang out on his tank.

  • @CrossTrain
    @CrossTrain 6 років тому +1

    This was an awesome vid Jingles! Awesome. +++
    "Now remember, the next time you hit that random battle cue in World of Tanks, guys like that are going to be on your team. [insert evil laugh] Enjoy the game. Have fun!"
    And if this quote doesn't just sum up the whole WoT experience, I don't have any idea what could possibly define it better!

  • @spudwin48
    @spudwin48 6 років тому

    Thoroughly entertaining. Thanks to you 3 guys.

  • @Grasshoppa65
    @Grasshoppa65 6 років тому +2

    Just for the record, I started logging down Japanese heavy driver win rates and out of 100 I checked (before I got bored of doing it) I found only 8 people with a win rate over 46%
    The Japanese heavies are magnets for the inept.

  • @Maartjinski
    @Maartjinski 6 років тому

    I love the good old days, when mr. Jingles mostly did videos on World of Tanks. Kind of miss that now. Lucky for me, Claus makes one every day and i love it! Shout out to both you UA-cam-masters!

  • @joelaramie9704
    @joelaramie9704 6 років тому

    Really love the 2 sided replay! Seeing the chat streams from both sides alone is worth it.

  • @kevinmckay5052
    @kevinmckay5052 6 років тому

    AHHHHhh!!! the two worlds collide! George would not approve. Seinfeld reference to the young ones out there.
    Villain? Naaahhh, not Claus. That was a fun video, thanks Jingles and Claus and Mauro.

  • @yawningkitty457
    @yawningkitty457 6 років тому +3

    brilliantly funny video, I'm a Claus fan because he gives people the 'no bullshit' view of WoT.

  • @yeerkers
    @yeerkers 6 років тому +2

    Jingles you out did yourself with this video. Awesome job.

  • @lukenukem1164
    @lukenukem1164 6 років тому +4

    Loved this, Claus is hilarious.

  • @sasha642
    @sasha642 6 років тому +4

    I am a long time subscriber to Claus's channel

  • @mandricioan
    @mandricioan 6 років тому +1

    Funny guy Claus. His videos ar cool beside the intro 😂😂

  • @threestoogesSC4
    @threestoogesSC4 6 років тому

    Really enjoyed seeing this from both sides of the map. I'm sure the editing is a pain in the butt, but glad Klaus was able to get both and send them your way. If you get the chance to do more of these from both sides, I'd love to see them.

  • @Thegibsonownerr
    @Thegibsonownerr 6 років тому +38

    Lol, he is a wicked funny guy ! I’ve watched way to many vides by him, and in every one
    , I laugh quite a few times
    - from a long time viewer and veteran #87 in the salt mines.
    - PS- are we ever going to get benefits like dental ?
    No ?
    Oh all right, back to work then

    • @dhc4ever
      @dhc4ever 6 років тому

      if youre lucky youll get lube.......

    • @HBK-6S
      @HBK-6S 6 років тому +1

      >Claus
      >funny
      Yea nah

    • @colconn57
      @colconn57 6 років тому

      You still have teeth??!!

    • @acoustic5738
      @acoustic5738 6 років тому

      Yes funny...

  • @tealwraith9045
    @tealwraith9045 6 років тому +12

    For to say Claus funny.

  • @23uvas
    @23uvas 6 років тому +40

    SHOUT OUT TO KELLERMAN!

  • @nevernonormies7812
    @nevernonormies7812 6 років тому +1

    That moment when you wish you could leave five likes. Outstanding video Jingles! 50/10

  • @poutnikwotb9055
    @poutnikwotb9055 6 років тому

    The best WoT commentary video ever! Thank you for great entertainment.

  • @MrFiend1973
    @MrFiend1973 6 років тому +1

    Thanks for featuring Claus! Wondering if you've seen any vids with Stinky Lady and what you think of her?

  • @beachbum9714
    @beachbum9714 6 років тому +1

    LOVE CLAUS KELLERMAN!!!! You also awesome Jingles;)

  • @justusstern9125
    @justusstern9125 6 років тому +3

    Mr. Kellerman is absolutely GRRRREAT ! ^^

  • @aardvark5235
    @aardvark5235 6 років тому +9

    SHOUT OUT TO YOU GUYS!

  • @therogueadmiral
    @therogueadmiral 6 років тому

    Hahaha, this was hilarious! Please, we need another sassy jingles video! XD

  • @buckgulick3968
    @buckgulick3968 6 років тому

    As a Claus fan (as well as yours) I say thanks for a good nature'd fun video.

  • @brankokrajc996
    @brankokrajc996 4 роки тому

    Jingles, Skill, and that Claus can carry the world of thanks to the better future ..just love you, boys. GREETINGS FROM NORWAY

  • @tygerbyme
    @tygerbyme 6 років тому

    11:59 and thats when i say i dont play wot anymore but i still watch jingles videos because they are fun as hell

  • @chargerfryar
    @chargerfryar 6 років тому +1

    The first Claus Kellerman WoT vid I ever watched was "In order to win, take the hill!" or something like that. Claus charged up the hill in a Cromwell to the William Tell overture shooting everyone in the ass and getting more and more ramped up the more he did. Subscription clinched. His "Biggest Asshole" series is pretty good too.

  • @mikepfleuger5255
    @mikepfleuger5255 6 років тому

    kellerman is my hero one of the funniest guys on the net . doing these replays

  • @daytona1212
    @daytona1212 6 років тому +5

    Claus is great, also crazy as hell. :-)

  • @MidnightmoonRR
    @MidnightmoonRR 6 років тому

    Love this intro. Haven't been around since the bert intro, working hard in dem salt mines gettin those vacation hours.

  • @gmadden1489
    @gmadden1489 6 років тому

    Shout out to you Jingles - you'll probably get Claus bombed now. Good video mate, thanks. Been watching your War thunder planes vids lately. 😊

  • @perhagglund5595
    @perhagglund5595 6 років тому

    excellent video, jingles!!! loved every second and will watch again!

  • @yalelingoz6346
    @yalelingoz6346 6 років тому

    I watch the occasional Claus video, so I found this hilarious. Thanks to you both.

  • @waveman99
    @waveman99 6 років тому +2

    Everyone could use a little Klaus in them.

  • @ZeRoCoOlxx1
    @ZeRoCoOlxx1 6 років тому +1

    Amazing vid. Keep up the good work man!!

  • @stiimuli
    @stiimuli 6 років тому +10

    I do not approve of assholes in games (or elsewhere) but this was a fun video.
    Was kinda hoping mauro would pull out a stunning victory there.

  • @3001st
    @3001st 6 років тому

    Kellerman does the best game commentaries.

  • @santiagokoprummel7340
    @santiagokoprummel7340 6 років тому +7

    Clausss yeah!! Hes amazing! I love him😝

  • @corgi_dad
    @corgi_dad 6 років тому +1

    I'm here for the ClausBomb!

  • @HybridRenoII
    @HybridRenoII Рік тому

    I love Klaus's antics & sense of humor when it comes to wot he's who I watch

  • @homuraakemi5499
    @homuraakemi5499 6 років тому

    Oh shit. Jingles uploaded on my birthday! The best birthday present tbh.

  •  6 років тому +2

    Nice one Mighty Jingles. Shout out to you.

  • @thefoolishone7815
    @thefoolishone7815 6 років тому +22

    4 am sure let's watch a jingles video.

  • @Heatx79
    @Heatx79 6 років тому +5

    i actually thought i was clicking on a Claus video lmao

  • @BinkyTheElf1
    @BinkyTheElf1 6 років тому +1

    Interesting: It's not a "lemming train", but we need a name for that puddle of eejits willing to mostly keep themselves out of most of a WOT battle, for fear of pushing a slope or flank because they might get a.. hurty digital owwie. Neither will they decide to go off elsewhere to flank or help a teammate. "Speedbumps"? "Glue-Sniffing Window Lickers"? "Flock of Nitwits"?
    I've seen this dozens of times, and have often been the one holding a flank with one or two others. And that T-20 can't kill all of them-- but they can keep themselves mostly useless & timewasting, all for fear of what the T-20 *might* do to them. In a game of moving pixels on a glowing screen. We humans are hilarious.

  • @odemodem
    @odemodem 6 років тому

    all that frantic laugher made me believe you were sniffing glue all along jingles

  • @cephguardianunit
    @cephguardianunit 6 років тому

    The fact that Jingles likes Claus is strangely satisfying

  • @Brutuz62
    @Brutuz62 6 років тому +1

    Kellerman has balls, he´s like a brother

  • @zGJungle
    @zGJungle 6 років тому +1

    I haven't heard this many references to glue sniffing since the 80's !

    • @pimjansen1772
      @pimjansen1772 6 років тому

      Welcome to the world of the great and powerful Claus!!!
      ;-)

  • @neglesaks
    @neglesaks 6 років тому

    Looks like it was a bad week to stop sniffing glue!

  • @Bandit-Darville
    @Bandit-Darville 6 років тому

    Claus changed my life forever when he described "worst gun in game" tier 2 Japanese destroyer "Itchy Bana" in WoWs. I can never unsee that name again.

  • @saltysteel3996
    @saltysteel3996 6 років тому +1

    The only time I sniff glue is when driving my Japanese super heavy tanks.

  • @haxikaxi4366
    @haxikaxi4366 6 років тому +12

    Epic anime crossover! I was a Claus subscriber before it was even cool yet.