i somehow find it hilarious to think of dave being completely fed up with alvin's bs and so he just ties him to a shoebox and watches excitedly as he clicks the button that lowers the garage door onto his legs
Fun fact nobody's going to read: when I was a young teen, my family was super religious and I was afraid of cussing, sex, all that stuff, so the way I would check to see if a song was okay was to search and see if Alvin and the Chipmunks did a cover of it. That's all, enjoy your Wednesday.
for some reason i have an irrational hatred for the chipmunks even though they did literally nothing wrong and hearing Alvin get gis femur crushed is extremely satifying and hilarious
If ya love it that much, the actual sound is from this game SCP Containment Breach. They just took that and pitched it way down. The Femur Breaker and everything is from that game as well
Each time Dave yelled Alvin, he wasn't just upset, he was containing a hellish blob of dark billis. That fool rodent finally crossed the line, and now, the real Dave awakened.
@@Mr.Needle-Hamster Yes the audio is from one of the SCP games, it happens when you find a prisoner trapped in the femur breaker. In this part of the game there is an SCP monster that follows you and tries to kill you, but it is attracted to human screaming. You activate the femur breaker to make the prisoner scream in agony so the monster will notice and go to him instead of you, then you seal it in the room with him to stop it from chasing you. The part at 0:50 is audio of the prisoner being found and killed; you can hear the monster laugh at the end. This video is just the audio sped up so you can close your eyes and think of the prisoner as Alvin lol, it's (luckily) not from some gore video or anything. Just video game voice acting
@@content_enjoyer4458tbh better than here in america where they rip your eyeballs out and sell your info and debt to a loan shark harassment organization who will lower your american social credit if you dont pay the bill after your heart attack in 10 days
That scream sounds as if an inkling brought a real gun to a Splatoon match and shoot an enemy from the other team, and everyone just stopping to watch.
@@galvetheirondragon1929 There's actually a really old picture around the internet of this, there's this Inkling on the ground bleeding all shocked and the enemy holding the gun gasping and crying.
A alternative ending they find Alvin in the forest so they use him instead of the D class that you saw on the femur breaker. Dave: YES FINALLY ALL THE KARMA HE DESERVES
You're laughing, Alvin got his femur broken and you're laughing
You caught me.. 😔
I’m trying to keep a straight face because of Karma and stuff.
So?
It’s the sounds at 1:01 - 1:09 that’s the icing on the cake for me.
yes
I like how the femur breaker is high pitched which assumes the fact they used a mini femur breaker.
And a tiny scp 106
It sounds like R2D2's scream
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well yeah the big one would crush his whole body
Yo cole
i somehow find it hilarious to think of dave being completely fed up with alvin's bs and so he just ties him to a shoebox and watches excitedly as he clicks the button that lowers the garage door onto his legs
That’s messed up yet hilarious
That's hilarious yet messed up
nah bro let his intrusive thoughts win 💀
his inner demons got him💀⁉️
👮♀️👮♂️👮 sir, please open the door we just want to talk.
Parents: "it'll be fine"
What you hear when you walk in the dentist office:
😂
Dunno, must be one of those dreade USA medical offices.
God damn, the kid at the dentist office is a international joke
So real
Every dentist office I've ever been in has a talking chipmunk having their femur crushed by machinery
I can't help but imagine alvin getting his whole bottom half crushed because the machine is just too big for just his femur
They used a mini femur breaker for him.
"Sadism is terrible"
Literally everyone during Alvin torture:
Ahah, that is relatable
I can't be the only one who laughed my ass off viewing this
@@quirkyusername1093 yeah
Dave too I think
No. I thoroughly enjoyed this, third time viewing 😁
Fun fact nobody's going to read: when I was a young teen, my family was super religious and I was afraid of cussing, sex, all that stuff, so the way I would check to see if a song was okay was to search and see if Alvin and the Chipmunks did a cover of it. That's all, enjoy your Wednesday.
xD
Cool
lmao
LMAO
this is so fucking funny 😭thank you for sharing
Imagine that gangly ass SCP walkin in seeing this and just going "the hell is this, this isnt even a snack"
“Dafuq is this thing” lmao
Bros gonna be disappointed
Lmfao I like to imagine that they built a tiny, little squirrel sized femur breaker for Alvin
Everything could be a femur breaker when you are that small. Dave probably just dropped a hammer onto his leg
An scp that's just a squirrel foundation
@@massgunner4152 scp stands for squirrel containment protection
@@eggsbenedict7711 more like squirrel containtment procedures
or like a comment said tied him down into a shoebox and lowered the garage door onto him
0:52 I like how Alvin let’s out a fat one before he dies lol
LMAO
Dude I'm fucking dead
@KingMatthew shut up
@@Anthony-fr5om I didnt think he was correcting em, pretty sure he was just curios if he was talking abt the old man noises
@@cantcomeupwithabettername5423 same thing to this dood
0:00 beginning
0:14 rising action
0:17 climax
you should have made 0:52 the "climax"
@@ellior72315😭
i love how alvin goes from crying to shitting
Imagine dying and being sent to this place to hear Alvin screaming in agony for all eternity
*cough* *cough*
@Springtrap “MICHAEL DON’T LEAVE ME HERE”
Thats heven
I call that heaven
Heaven
It’s what Alvin gets
Victored!
What
yep
Thats it im reviving him
Yep
for some reason i have an irrational hatred for the chipmunks even though they did literally nothing wrong and hearing Alvin get gis femur crushed is extremely satifying and hilarious
i love how even the piston descending sound is hard coded to his voice
0:52 basically me on the bathroom,100% accurate
The background sounds are also 100% accurate
*doo doo depression*
When your shit is so big it hurts your asshole:
Im so daed , just like Alvin’s femur
I guess your shit is corrosive
I love how in the midst of all this agony and fear, he decides to just dump nuclear ass.
Who wouldn't?
this comment got me dying lmao
That shit was WET
Lmfaooo 💀💀💀
@@Saedris same
He won't get a squeakual this time
FINALLY, I MADE THE RAT SHUT UP.
The only Nightcore I tolerate.
same
NAHH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
yep
@@Flip15 there is no good nightcore other than alvin and the chipmunks
☠️🤣
There's no way Alvin let out the biggest one he has ever done before his death, Props.
0:52
Bro 💀
Sounds like tearing flesh in springlocks
I CAN'T TELL IF THESE COMMENTS ARE TALKING ABOUT BONG RIPS OR ASS RIPS 💀
@@van4195 Both 💀
@@van4195 you can’t tell because of all your bong rips
Why did UA-cam fucking tell me to watch this again 💀
Im legit laughing so goddamn hard over this.
0:11 “I just wanna leave, Phineas.”
"now stick with us 'cause phineas and ferb is gonna do it all"
Plot twist: Phineas brought Alvin to the femur breaker
@@LightninClawZ AH PERRY THE PLATYPUS, YOU WALKED RIGHT INTO MY FEMUR BREAKINATOR
Alvin, Phineas, and Ferb are all anomalous, this would make sence canonically that Phineas would be clicking the button on the femur breaker on Alvin.
@@Galm1Cipher0 With this, I will be able to break the femur of everyone in the tri state area!
The shriek the pain the agony the suffering the pure cry’s of help the length the cry of pain the realization of fate it’s….wonderful
I read the shriek as Shrek
If ya love it that much, the actual sound is from this game SCP Containment Breach. They just took that and pitched it way down. The Femur Breaker and everything is from that game as well
@@Dragotherium the shrek of pain
That fucking chipshit must suffer. It must.
A lot of people have minor mental problems- but you’re a whole different level.
I heard this once during a secret laboratory game play, it was cursed asf
the fact that alvin did a big shit before it became alive and killed him is the best part of this whole video.
Oh Alvin how you manage to get yourself in these situations, very amusing 10/10!
first he and his friends get microwaved, now he loses his femur
Dave lost his shit
This gives ALVIIIIIIIN!!!!! A whole new meaning
Dave is SCP-106
Alvin doesn’t even have a femur meaning that his whole other half of his body is being broken instead 💀💀💀
oh dear god
GOOD LORD
EVEN BETTER
FINALLY
YES!
Idk why it just breaks my heart when he says mommy
Ikr 😞 I feel bad when he said Mama
I saw this title and i just instinctively clicked it instantly
Each time Dave yelled Alvin, he wasn't just upset, he was containing a hellish blob of dark billis. That fool rodent finally crossed the line, and now, the real Dave awakened.
billis
billis
billis
@@nosenomeacuerdo875 billis*
@@nosenomeacuerdo875phenomenal
Plot twist the real alvin is watching smiling
He is wathing mlp smile
That was really Theodore in the femur breaker then...
I laughed too much with this video the best part is when he screams
21. century humor at it's finest💀
Watch this be used in a creepypasta video to unironically scare children
Yeah because it's traumatizingly realistic
And traumatizingly hilarious
@@AndresHernandez-zw3ug 💀
I mean, I'd be scared too, for Alvin at least
If a children watches this shit he is gonna be traumatized.
damn the music companies got him for singing too many copyrighted songs
I've had this in my recommendations for way too long.
After watching it, I still have no clue why it's in my recommendations
Simon and Dave managed to break alvin femur and summon a scp
I bet Dave’s laughing at his misfortune.
The Domestic Chipmunk extinction will not be televised.
Join the Claire Union today!
the revolution will not be televised 😱
@@darthclanker6856 But Dave and Claire's ascension will
i'm scared
No
Damn, the villain from those movies really stopped messing around.
"I told ya dave, I never lose"
My dream come true ❤❤❤
Alvin has commited 38 felonies and is the murderer of over 28 people let that sink in everytime you feel sorry for him
This sounds even more brutal than the original
Wait, there was an original version? 😳
@@Mr.Needle-Hamster Yes the audio is from one of the SCP games, it happens when you find a prisoner trapped in the femur breaker. In this part of the game there is an SCP monster that follows you and tries to kill you, but it is attracted to human screaming. You activate the femur breaker to make the prisoner scream in agony so the monster will notice and go to him instead of you, then you seal it in the room with him to stop it from chasing you. The part at 0:50 is audio of the prisoner being found and killed; you can hear the monster laugh at the end.
This video is just the audio sped up so you can close your eyes and think of the prisoner as Alvin lol, it's (luckily) not from some gore video or anything. Just video game voice acting
@@IceTallLattethe original commenter made this sound like it was a real guy screaming in pain not from a SCP game 😂
@@lolx69- it will be soon
@@IceTallLatte Such a machine would make anyone scream _much, much more_ than this.
Still, the voice acting was deft.
0:22 WHY TF IS THIS SO FUNNY HIS FEMUR'S GETTING SNAPPED
It sounds familiar tho
prob sawed off tbh
this video and the comments have had me in tears laughing for like 5 minutes now holy shit
I love this song!!
Bro has a smile on his face the whole time 💀
My little man tried to stay positive all way to the end😭
Alvin oh god get out of there Alvin oh god
I got him out he’s ok
Is his femur still broken or is it good now
@@linkfaris7769 get him back in
relaxing beats to study and fall asleep too
There’s two types of people in this world: ones who hear SCP 106 coming to consume Alvin, and ones who hear Alvin shitting his brains out
Nah it's David Seville as SCP-106
@@KCandFriendsUSA Larry
@@CBman11037 Who’s Larry?
@@KCandFriendsUSA large nuts in yo mouth
@@KCandFriendsUSALarry
0:52 me after eating a big mac
0:54 me after a girl accidentally touches me when we walk past each other
😂
“Hearing you in pain is like music to me..” - Me, yesterday
this is what makes me happy
0:14 I like how the femur breaker itself is a chipmunk too
It’s probably a smaller one made for his ass lol
It's a much smaller (yet no less effective) femur breaker for chipmunks, that's why it sounds high pitched
So is SCP-106
0:52 sounds recorded at taco bell bathroom
nah he be busting a fat one
This is what Dave did after the chipmunks did all they did😢
Even the hydraulic press sounds like a chipmunk
he is ascending to godhood
But first… the femur must go 😳
@@nicwalker882 then the balls
*someone suffering a painful fate*
The internet: 😂😂😂
Alvin and the wheelchair
Dave couldn't stand it anymore💀
😂
The "why" sounds haunting
This new 100 gecs track bangs 🔥 💯
💀💀💀
Tragedy and comedy really is the same thing, you just need to look at it at a far enough distance.
I play with myself to these videos
Bro what 😂😭💀
😟
0:17 when a 5 year old is barley pushed
The best Canadian healthcare plan be like...
@Content_enjoyer Pay taxes just to watch your kids hop into the femur breaker. Yeah that's functional.
@Content_enjoyer they dont charge euthanasias i guess
@@content_enjoyer4458this is the treatment for being a little shit.
Underrated comment.
@@content_enjoyer4458tbh better than here in america where they rip your eyeballs out and sell your info and debt to a loan shark harassment organization who will lower your american social credit if you dont pay the bill after your heart attack in 10 days
Alvin definitely getting the best head
0:22 Why does it sound like he's doing carpentry 💀?
0:52 When you order the chili cheese at Burger King
BRO THAT’S ME WHEN I SHARTED AFTER TACOHELL LMFAO
0:18 top 10 "scariest" screams of all time!!!!
Damn, now I realize that if you hear this at midnight alone, you will die of heart attack.
One of the most satisfying videos ever made
Me smiling to the noise after putting Alvin under my foot and slowly pressing harder
Now we know why they never made a fifth Alvin and the Chipmunks movie
That scream sounds as if an inkling brought a real gun to a Splatoon match and shoot an enemy from the other team, and everyone just stopping to watch.
Tf lmao
I can see it perfectly in my head and it's killing me
@@galvetheirondragon1929 There's actually a really old picture around the internet of this, there's this Inkling on the ground bleeding all shocked and the enemy holding the gun gasping and crying.
You genius
Lol
I used to laugh my ass off at the og version THIS IS FUNNIER
was there a og femur breaker alvin video!?!!? i need to know
@@Ice_elitei think he means regular femur breaker
@@agent_beta420 there are multiple videos like these
Little bro kept his smile on his face all way to the end… He tried to be positive and search for good in bad situations…
amazing how such a small lungs can do that...
No way Lil Bro busted before he died 💀 0:52
LMAO
New meaning of Masochist
Bro shatter his pants 💀
💀💀💀
nahhhhhh💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
44 second unskippable ad for seing this
Worth it ngl
Very much
@@shelton9241 surprised you're still replying to comments even after four years (':
Beautiful music
0:14 Alvin gets attacked by R2-D2
joel
I saw it in my feed and just knew I had to witness.
I found this in an asmr section and slept well to this soothing sound
This is alvins punishments for making so much trouble the past few years
I’ve never been so happy to hear and see this
Mom: dont worry, it'll be done fastly.
Me hearing the poor screams of another child in the dentists office:..
Sounds like Scraping a fork across a plate
This is beautiful. I’d even go so far as to say this is pure bliss and the only form of enjoyment I can still get out of life.
Agreed I hated Alvin
It probably snapped his whole body
Out of the chipmunks he deserves it the most
this gotta be the most sadistic comment section I ever seen
It's the whole part where he's huffing and puffing and screaming. It's so goddamn hilarious 🤣
His screams for some reason makes me feel happy
This is now my alarm clock. :)
Dude I can't even understand what he's saying💀
A alternative ending they find Alvin in the forest so they use him instead of the D class that you saw on the femur breaker.
Dave: YES FINALLY ALL THE KARMA HE DESERVES
That class d guy makes me sad lol I hate his agonizing scream this one just sounds funny, I hope this is canon now
@ObamaGaming43 Lol yep, it's called scp 999
@@liamsammon6123 wait wha-
@@RIORG55 Someone deleted their comment, but the class D guy scream makes me sad, I wish scp 999 could save him (the orange blob thing of happiness)
Alvin is a talking chipmunk I think it's fair to say he'd be classed as an SCP