TF2: Contract Rush
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- Опубліковано 14 лип 2015
- I was gone for a week. Now I have these new TF2 contracts to do. Oh no..... where will I find the time?
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I received a pyro contract today and one of the objectives was to ignite a cloaked spy. Seems Valve forgot that spies are now basically immune to afterburn while cloaked. All I had to do was hold down m1 on a cloaked spy and it counted for several ignites. Within thirty seconds I had completed the entire contract.
Yeah, and when you finish the contract, you get a crate.
I sold mine on the market for 5$ and someone bought it within seconds
monkeyomachy *chance to get a crate. Skins are more common.
monkeyomachy Yep, I got a powerhouse case.
One day people will look back and say:
"I can't believe I bought a crate for 5$"
Rusty Shackleford Did you uncase it or sell it? If the former, what did you get?
rewatching this i realized that theres an engi wearing the full uncle dane loadout and a spy with a
kunai named "wanna get bakestaybed"
Lmao
FantasmaNaranja ?
@@supercool1312 Jerma and Star did a video named the same thing.
You know STAR_ has a bad day when he gets killed by a guy holding a Jerma quote.
Tyler jesus man relax
It’s been 4 years Jesus
Its been 20 hours :)
It's been 23 hours
Kentaur Sheppard It’s been ONE WEEK
STAR_ is going to Suplex City.
13:10
You just got backstabbed by a joke your friend made.
Has does that honestly make you feel?
HONESTLY?
Tony Gregory i think that was the greatest thing ever. the first time around i almost lost my shit from how spooky the joke returns. #I'mbackbitches
L0gicz I don't really care about/for people who use those dumb bind taunts. Pay them no mind, they'll learn nobody likes them someday.
Tony Gregory you sound quite upset and bitter, those binds gettin to ya?
***** Not really. I just wish people wouldn't fill the chat with them all the time. But then again, I haven't seen any in the servers I've been playing in recently, so maybe they've calmed down a little.
13:13
YOU WANNA GET BAKESTAYBED STER?
2:24 He almost got Bakestaybed
Is it just me, or did every player in this video, including Star, seem like they didn't know where they were at any time?
awakenedape Welcome to TF2
Skuiggly *f2p fortress
"I'M GONNA STAB HIM" I don't know why but that made me laugh more than I should've.
Am I the only one who noticed the lack of ragdoll corpses in this video?
Settings
Someguy wait where exactly? That would help my RAM so much
Axel A. Don't remember. I think it's part of chris configs. You can try to search it up.
Paste this in your autoexec file:
cl_ragdoll_fade_time 0
cl_ragdoll_forcefade 1
cl_ragdoll_physics_enable 0
g_ragdoll_fadespeed 0
g_ragdoll_lvfadespeed 0
ragdoll_sleepaftertime 0
cl_phys_props_enable 0
cl_phys_props_max 0
props_break_max_pieces 0
r_propsmaxdist 1
violence_agibs 0
violence_hgibs 0
Axel A.
cl_ragdoll_fade_time 0
cl_ragdoll_forcefade 1
cl_ragdoll_physics_enable 0
g_ragdoll_fadespeed 0
g_ragdoll_lvfadespeed 0
ragdoll_sleepaftertime 0
I've got to get these cases
I've got to get these cases
Purchase and then I close
Purchase and then I close
I've got to get these cases
Then I need some keys
Then I need some keys
Nope don't add to cart
Nope don't add to cart
Last chance, do something smart
Wait... I'm not that smart
I forgot to buy two more cases
Purchase and then I close
Purchase and then I close
What am I gonna get?
What am I gonna get?
What? A shitty skin!
I'm still real cold outside
What am I gonna get?
What am I gonna get?
EEEEHHHH!
That's a skin!
Wonder what's inside this case?
Don't worry, it's more cases!
Tldr
StickMaster500 Maybe you seek for help or something?
Lol the what am i gonna get crate song
Mizzlez Shh lol
Wow, kids, calm down, I understand how hard it is to live with such a major mental disabilities but keep yourself a bit more sane.
13:11 that knife name is familiar..
OOOOO shoot.
**Jerma voice** You wanna get *bakestaybed?*
Steven Xie
Jerma finally getting revenge for stars "ruiner of fun"(Jerma is mad pt1) video
Kilz Is Hot poo
not liking the orange colours on the rocket launcher. I always think "Ha, the fool tries to kill me with a rocket jumper?"
Then the rockets hit me and i'm the fool.
It's almost like the original developers for TF2 carefully chose colors and silhouettes for their characters and weapons and shit like this just keeps ruining the game.
Huh.
@@Skizze37 Eh. They did put a warning shield on it now. So idk, it's cool
to be fair if you're being shot at, 99.999% of the time it isnt the rocket jumper
I'm totally okay with 2 contracts...
If we had them more often those skins would never stop flowing in and I think I have enough citizen pain miniguns.
***** yea
***** This is just what Valve gives to us. Let me tell you what I all got since operation bravo to bloodhound in CS:GO: Battle scarred consumer grade weapons. Every single weapon,none of them were higher grade and they were ALL battle scarred. Same is for TF2 now,battle scarred civilian weapons. Fuck valve,I swore to myself I'd never buy another operation and I thought tf2 would be different but it seriously was not.
***** They just should take longer to complete.
***** I liked your post when you posted it 34 seconds ago (about the time when I finished the video, WOAH)
...and Old Country revolvers.
8:00 made me double-take for a second.
"Hmm, I don't play on Virginia servers... Oh wait... god damn it guys..."
Uncle Dane the engie main :D
***** No, it was someone dressed as him. Which is what made him double-take.
+Uncle Dane I thought it was you at the end of the sniper contract but then i saw no unusuals
Uncle Dane yea i saw him he wus looking dum and ugle basterd
not like you huhu.
y do u joke me
Uncle Dane i don't blame people wanting to be you, you definitely have style
At 13:11 the spy's knife was called "You wanna get bakestaybed?", that's a Jerma quote :D
Galaxy That was secretly Jerma trying to get revenge for the Jerma is mad trilogy + Jerma is miffed: Aftermath
And he did a classic Jerma cut, which is a hard cut mid sentence in the punchline
Thank you for tagging this so that I could solve the mystery of AzureAzel the blue furry wolf man.
"I'm about to get backstabbed"- *instantly gets backstabbed*
i only keep wondering if that knife named You wanna get Bakestaybed was star's edit or actual name of the knife
thefiliphino the shpees ultimate weapon
The brand new, elusive Shpeedy Shpee!
thefiliphino im naming my big earner that now
thefiliphino Which part?
thefiliphino I did the math and TECHNICALLY this means Jerma spiritually stabbed Ster, wowza
Please dont quit youtube!
Tristan Bouffard ok
STAR_ PHEW
Rolf literally
STAR_ He reacts to that but not my quesion if he will do story time :(
somebody fucking screencap this.
00:50 Congratulations on your market gardener rank.
TRAINED RESPONSE
dontmindme Good job...
I really miss the old contracts, they're such a chore now that the bonus objectives are now required for accessing other contracts.
Did anyone notice the spys knife at 13:11 was named "You wanna get Bakestaybed"
7:40
*Salutes*
Will do, STAR_.
Will do.
Tdog redman What are you doing outside Funke's channel
***** I am helping star like a proper redman
Also, since star_ has no female companions (he's a loser) I can't make any fanfics about him, sorry.
Tdog redman
I believe he's getting married soon
***** Yeah but the whole point of my fanfictions is that I make sexual humor towards people who aren't even remotely attracted to each other
Lol
how is this already 4 years old..
how is this already 1 years old..
12:24 - A wild Uncle Dane appears!
Congratulations on the lifetime commitment to another human being
"What's color theory?" -TF2 weapon skin artist
i miss him......
8 headshots. You needed 8 headshots.
wait a fucking second. You have to buy the ticket for 6 fucking dollars, only to get crates that you have to spend 2.50 in order to open? Are you fucking kidding me? How much more jewy can valve get!?
Fadel Al-Rawi because that totally justifies it
Sally Butter Pants Well, the people who made the maps get money. And don't forget that Valve made some of the best games in history.
Tabe what do you think stamps are for?
and EA has released some good games as well, but I guess it's okay when Valve become worse than EA because m-muh half life 2.
***** come back with a real argument, going all 'if u dun liek dun pleh' just shows you don't have one.
***** You're going to be the only person who replies with the capability of thinking
You can also get skins, star was just unlucky. Btw there's a faq in the gun mettle page, you should read it.
congrats on getting married, ster_
7:35 "I'm fighting 3 dudes right now, wheres my team?"
Story of every game I play
It's good that the contracts don't take long... You always get shit out of them anyway
And opening crates is also stupid
To you maybe, but the chance of getting a strange or unusual is exciting, and if you get one you can sell it for big money.
DrScaphandre "to me maybe"
trust me lots of people tryed like me to get a fucking unusual
and yes one day you might get it but do you know how the outcome would look like ?
spent 800€ on crates
finally got my first unusual which is worth a maximum of 200€ (and thats if youre lucky)
frankly i rather spend those 800€ for real life stuff
hell i could get a shitty car for that money but atleast that shitty car would get me to places
NakedAvanger Then that's your choice. It's all luck and that's how people want to spend their money. At least they're getting something that they can sell later unlike those currencies in those mobile freemium 'games'.
DrScaphandre wasnts it common sense that this is my choice ? and my opinion ? do we really live in such a s retarded society right now that you have to say that every time you open your mouth ?
and yes you might get stuff to sell but that stuff might be worth less than the freaking key you bought to get it in the first place
NakedAvanger Woah, calm down.
Of course it's basically like gambling. You have to get lucky if you want something good, and when you get it it's a great feeling.
“I haven’t used a mouse in a week!” That’s what I told myself playing this game every day back when I did lol
13:10 just noticed the name of the knife
Still watching him 🙌
Quietly watching STAR's video
14:35
STAR: I-I'm about to get backstabbed...
*Sniper's crit kill pain scream at 2000% volume*
*Dies from ear rape*
I KNEW RE-WATCHING SWEET GENIUS FOR THE SEVENTH TIME WAS GONNA BRING ME GOOD LUCK
The Spy that backstabbed Star had his knife named as *You wanna get bakestaybed* AKA a fucking Jerma joke.
12:22 Was that Uncle Dane? lol
Fred Michael imposterino
Fred Michael no its dane uncle
Dyhfy Chggi *BA DUM TSS*
14:35-14:42
That was the loudest and hardest I'd laughed all year - thanks, STAR!
ER MAH GURD IT'S STER
STER HOME VIDEO
Baron Von Smooth Shterr*
***** Crap you're right, my bad. I forgot.
Matthew Greene You know, the one that deletes items worth a hundred dollars for the lulz?
***** That's pretty relatable. I deleted a friend's Dragon once for funsies. He's still not talking to me.
That solider was focusing you pretty hard that entire game
Imagine getting that 2 minute video now and its another best video ever
A time honored classic, I remember the day he uploaded this 😢😢😢
Same here my friend
god same wtf
Ster, playing tf2? "This is getting awkward"
"i'm not playing so well"
*5 killstreak*
13:13 the guy's knife is named after a Jerma meme
It's like poetry, it rhymes
12:24 IS THE UNCLE DANE THE SENTRY MAIN!!!
I just wanted to say that i really appreciate your work and I would like to thank you, Jerma and you are making hilarious videos, you guys gave me the envy to learn English.
I hope you'll see this comment and congratulation for your wedding. Keep up the good work.
I dont have to do meth to count how many kills I need
14:32 gotta love the sniper on the ledge that somehow didnt get him, in the 5 seconds he was standing there
I understand only making videos when you have something to talk about, but boy was it nice to see a post-video skill moment again.
That hitsound is fucking glorious
Congrations on the marry-ation.
Amazing timing with the Sesame Street Count sound clip.
HAHA great video Star! Haven't laughed so much while watching your TF2 video in a long time
14:38 Yeah after 2000 hours, you can feel backstabs coming. Paranoia is a bitch.
***** Umm.. star has played a lot more than just 2000 hours. He's good enough to be in gold.
Reading comprehension please. I said people who played over 2000 hrs can feel backstabs.
***** Just saying, you commented on star's play, of which one would assume that you are talking about star. "Yeah after 2000 hours, (Star) can feel backstabs coming." You implies you meant star, if you had said like "one" or "we" or something like that, that would have been your meaning.
Except you ignore the position of the post to suit your failing argument. It's like commentating on a movie, where the comment may not be directed at the movie, but to the person next to you as trivia.
OMG A STAR VIDIO?!?! WHTA IS THIS MADDNESS
Nice to see you back for some lols. I sincerely hope matchmaking is good so we see some more awesome stuff from you. (:
STAR, you've inspired me so much, I used the same soldier load out with the Air Strike that you used in the vid
The STAR_ of Team Fortress 2 has made a come back, as in, he made a cool video, and thats all for this year!
And congrats on getting married :)
Are you happy guys. Gun mettle video.
It's not like getting married wasn't important,just be patient
Gameplay and unboxing in one video!? Best video ever.
I've been waiting so long for this vid
PIXSTAR, thanks for playing TF2.
Good job on the marriage
I missed your TF2 videos so much!
7 years later, and hearing that Jerry Springer comment
Don't even know why I'm here.
USAFMike its me dude LAZYFANCYGOODBYE
+USAFMike Odd Engies part 2 plox
yes pls
I wish the video was longer than 30 seconds but I guess this is ok Ster_
I miss this
"DO SOME MEEEEEETH! Why's it always up to me?!" - Ster (2015)
YOU GOT BAKESTAYBED
"let's get a whole gaggle of red men"- Andrew Jackson at the Battle of New Orleans, 1815
That orange one was pretty cool!
I just can't get enough of ster screaming "MEAAAAM", am I alome with this?
I miss STAR_, contracts, and good TF2.
+Terminator Playz Don't we all?
Terminator Playz I don't care about tf2 all I miss is our good old STAR_
Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you have to pay to get these contracts in the first place every week while it was going? And then your reward was having to pay even more money by getting crates that needed keys lol
I love how he jacked up the volume on that backstab
Ooooh, happy 10th anniversary of this channel! Just noticed it!
Remember when Valve integrated a system in TF2 that made you complete a series of tasks just to get a crate which must be opened with a purchased key only to receive a skin for an item which you could've applied to the shotgun in your custom files for free?
Me neither.
And likely find a skin that looks better thyan the literal children's wallpaper they sell in the process.
Blast jumping
Just1n "BLAST" Jumping.
Hawnzor "B-L-A-S-T" Jumping.
2:21 "I'm gonna stab him"
"Im gonna get backstabbed"
*Gets backstabbed*
HE CAN SEE THE FUTURE
28/4=7+1/2= 7.5.
8 headshots
Hey STAR_ I have the HUD you use. I love it, it looks so much better than the standard one, and takes up less room on the screen.
Don Brinson ewwww
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Oh go eww someone else without explanation.
Don Brinson ewwwwwwwwww
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Aaaand blocked. Thank you, have a nice day.
Ewww
Reason: Ewww
7.5 headshots as a sniper, you're welcome Star this was actually really difficult to find out this information, I hope you appreciate how much effort was put into this mathematical problem, k thx
I actually think the same about the air strike, I love it for jumping and combat
OMG STER A 17:00 VIDEO??? YOU'RE SO LAZY MAKE IT LONGER
It's longer, actually 17:05
He reccently got married
***** Your name is REALLY long.
***** It was a joke.
I unboxed a case.
I got a 24 cent well-worn SMG.
FUCK MY LIFE ITS LIKE RICH PEOPLE GET LUCKY MORE THE SKIN DIDNT EVEN LOOK GOOD.
that 14.40 audio spike jumpscared me lol
"I'm like the chocolate vampire guy"
-Ster 2015
I would love to get the contracts done....
If only I had the cash to buy a coin.
I remember when STAR_ used to make a lot of tf2 videos...
But that was before the plague hit
Finally doing what I should have done a long ass time ago.Subscribed.
"MAAAHHHH-MMMM!"
"I-I'm about to get backstabbed."
*LOUD-ASS BACKSTAB*
So even after paying £4 to receive a contract, you have to pay an additional £3 to buy a key to open the crate? Or do you unlock weapons from the contracts?
Usually contracts will drop skins.
Well for the first few days even getting one crate got you more money than the ticket itself so no one cared
+ReissyBoi97 Where are you buying your gear from? If you're workiong in £, I assume you're in the UK, in which case those are some jacked up prices you're buying at.
+Sinister Pixel I don't know why I said £3/key, they're actually £1.60 on tf2. I think they were worth £3 on the community market at the time of this video
Was always confused about the TF2 lootboxes, particularly contract lootboxes. It woud make more sense if you didnt have to buy the keys for contacts...
I saw the opening of this video and lost it, I had to pause the video to recollect myself.
one thing i like is that if you have a buddy you can basically complete a contract in like 5 min.
friend of mine got a spy contract, had to get backstabs for the bonus points, i just played C&D Spy on the other team and let him backstab me repeatedly.
also this one guy with an engy contract set up 2 teles next to each other and his buddy just congad into the entrance, back to the exit, into the entrance giving him 1 point per teleport.