I mean...here's a stupid fact: Kick has an F1 team... it has 2 points this entire season... and has a man who's willing to put people in danger for a position and a member who constantly tries to cry racism because he's criticized for his driving at the top level of ALL racing
“Brother may you be willing to share some of your slop? “No brother” “Brother I am starving!” “As am I brother, but the pale blonde one has deemed for me to receive all of this delicious slop. Go rewatch the Darkwood video for the next 7 years”
He really is Mr cow's clone... I miss when X played OW, he was better back then. I even miss him bullying people's hairlines. :< But ye, that's not just f'ed up, it's assault, and intent to murder, and it was clearly pre meditated too... Like he clearly saw the train and thought, "Oh, that would be viral". If you really look at it, he could get a ton of stuff stacked up against him.
@juanvilas5341 how is it any funnier depending on who it is, imagine yourself in the same situation. Or even your sister possibly. Youre crazy to say its funnier in any context
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Wrong about 1 thing: erobb went up to Darius, taunted him first, and punched him first. He was mad because Darius got drunk and leaked that erobb was kissing someone at a party.
3:07 Because recruitment is low, they are literally doing whatever they can at this point to just get bodies to fill places. Yes they’ll train you, but entry requirements are now a lot lower.
"Darius runs into Erobb whilst out on the town, and ends up confronting Erobb". WRONG. Erobb comes up to Darius and his group, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! This false narrative that has been pushed about unhinged kick streamers seeking out drama is factually incorrect in this case because Darius was not looking for Erobb. Erobb instigates the conflict by becoming verbally hostile right away.
1:43 Ermmmm aktually, Pestilence isn't a horseman of the Apocalypse. It means basically the same thing as Famine so it would be redundant. It's actually Conquest.
17:25 shigetora is a wholesome kick streamer !!! south korean osu player, the most iconic player in our community, but after the twitch ban in south korea, some people moved to kick , especially those with more western audiences
The internet really shows the lengths people will go for fame. It makes me wonder just how many horrifying people throughout history would be right at home in this camp.
@@maxrichards5925 Would be a perfect idea, especially since the community has pumped out really stunning stuff in the past 4 years (might sound narsaccistic, but possibly more visually impressive than most other games)
6:24 lmaooo He didnt meet him by chance, he was trying to find darius lmao. No matter what your opinion is on the matter, the fact that Erobb threw the punch puts him legally in a bad spot... If he plays his cards right he can make a bank.
Bro, why does the background music sound like an alarm from ~6:00 to 8:30😂 i was so confused, because it sounds like there is an alarm going off in the next room
No, think about it. Lots of jobs in the military are like video games. Even mid-air refueling is very similar. People who are good at video games have many jobs in the army. Just look at all the drones being used.
Normalize not pressing charges when you push and prod someone until they punch you, play stupid games win stupid prizes but in the 21st century a stupid prize is a court settlement 💀
5:18 I used to be good friends with Darius, and things go way back. Was really active in his Discord from 2020-2022: I even met him in person at a private Halloween party I got invited to that he was hosting. A lot of stuff has happened, with his community splitting up into multiple other servers because people wouldn't get along in there. To call him an engagement farmer is an understatement: He's been banned on Twitch more times than I can count for anything from taking shrooms on stream, to exaggerating the pain of getting a tattoo a little too much. What's sad is that he can be a genuine dude at times, but the content brain has absolutely gotten to him. He's also had a few nasty allegations that have been thrown his way, and while he's an "unlikable" person over all, there isn't much proof to support the allegations he's gotten. It's almost undeserved.
'Darius immediately confronts Erob for being a loser' Roll clip ERob : 'are you Darius? Where's Darius? Oh you're Darius. You're a fucking loser.' Did you actually watch any of this? Lmfao
As someone who went there for the first time and went all three days. I had no clue any of this stuff was going on and for the most part TC was one of the best experiences my friends and I had. Sucks there was some people out there trying to ruin everything for people.
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No
Nah lil bro where’s Darkwood 2
No ones buying into your shilling, lil bro 💀
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I'm torturing myself by watching your videos
do we really need an explanation on why kick streamers suck?
given how many people actually whatch them yes
No, but Pyro needs funding for his next main channel video in 2026
Kick is awesome. I like Degen content. Twitch is a joke.
@@JonDGAF 0/10 ragebait didn't even try
I mean...here's a stupid fact:
Kick has an F1 team... it has 2 points this entire season... and has a man who's willing to put people in danger for a position and a member who constantly tries to cry racism because he's criticized for his driving at the top level of ALL racing
“Brother may you be willing to share some of your slop?
“No brother”
“Brother I am starving!”
“As am I brother, but the pale blonde one has deemed for me to receive all of this delicious slop. Go rewatch the Darkwood video for the next 7 years”
"No Brother! I have seen this before! I have learned that he will give extra slop to one of us before taking them into, The Slop of no return."
slöp
May I have oats reference?
no
I was going to make a mean comment about pyro's hairline, but jesus christ, the pushing someone into a train was pretty f'ed up, what the hell
I agree, that can be tried as intent to murder.
Hope they get hit with a lawsuit
He really is Mr cow's clone... I miss when X played OW, he was better back then. I even miss him bullying people's hairlines. :<
But ye, that's not just f'ed up, it's assault, and intent to murder, and it was clearly pre meditated too... Like he clearly saw the train and thought, "Oh, that would be viral". If you really look at it, he could get a ton of stuff stacked up against him.
@@Deja117he should
Messed up indeed! 💀
It was so f'ed up I gained a conscience 💀
Parasocial relationships are so fucking dumb.
Right bestie pyro?
Plis respond!
10 hours and no response from pyro? Man really fell off
21 hours no response. Hang in there !
A full day? Soldiers never die.
A full day and 3 hours? Keep pushing forward homie
Thank you guys for supporting the reply I'm so clearly entitled to.
Streaming 'culture' feels like something akin to a hivemind to me. Filled with weirdos and parasocial lonely people.
I was gifted a membership to Pyrocynical. I don't watch his streams that much. Radioactive trash bin filled with react content. Not my style.
@@smilescharleston6196 yeah sure buddy
@@smilescharleston6196you'll be back. They always come back.
@@mirrorhymn I'm ashamed of the membership symbol next to my name. I apologize that you have to see it.
@@smilescharleston6196 I hope you will recover from the slop virus.
15:53 I love the chat just spamming "RUN AWAY!! RUN!" Even they know that guy is too much of a clip farmer for her wholesomeness
10:35 I'm pretty sure that's literally SA. Like imagine if that was a female streamer
They wouldn't dare to do this to a female streamer.
it IS and pyro just called it based...
I mean... yeah but also is kind of funny considering who those guys are and their opinions.
@juanvilas5341 how is it any funnier depending on who it is, imagine yourself in the same situation. Or even your sister possibly. Youre crazy to say its funnier in any context
It is, genuinely insane what people think is okay to do. I would be livid if some random chick walks up to my sister and does that
Why is the thumbnail a selfie pyro?
My men wants love.
"Half the fat and twice the money" 🗣🗣🔥
Diabolical
wait what the fuck, thats xqc.... I genuinely thought it was the slop god
Pyro's Canadian cousin who talks like he's on fent all the time.
The sponsor situation is crazy
Thank you to SpywareGX for sponsoring this video
@@mr.meowie8052 good luck finding anything today that doesnt sell your data stfu
@@mr.meowie8052cheers for the spoiler ffs
@@mr.meowie8052 everything is spyware, opera is just Chinese spyware
There was something about loli porn before the hidden likes stuff but idk
21:44 to skip the video
thanks for posting the good part 😊
Thx bro
Much appreciated
This should count as community service.
i have an intense hatred towards this video thank you
I’m beginning to feel like a brap god, brap god
This is another “Dappy wants mint mint” situation isn’t it?
@@Longshanks1690quandale wants dingy dingy
all my people from the front to the back huff back huff
GOAT GOAT GOAT🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
gooner humor
Why does pyro look different in the thumbnail?
Goated comment
Oh my fucking god
Ngl when I first saw the video I actually did think it was a picture of him
Different lighting
That wasn’t him
5:00 to skip sponsor
I salute you, keep fighting the good fight against ads
Thanks
SponsorBlock moment
I may skip ads, bit I'll never skip your mother
@@b0t123 cor you sure showed him
Did he say "EHH-ROB"??
@@shawn_li i thought he said erabb
I thought he was talking about arabs initially
he pronounces words wrong to boost engagement it happens in every single video now
who cares.
I thought he said ARAB at one point
If someone pushes me towards a moving train they won’t even register the sucker punch that will follow
Inflatable situation or smth idc
When Tectone is calling you bad yknow it’s crazy
Imagine being called bad by the most loud and obnoxious streamer on twitch, you know you fucked up
Why? What are you talking about? Tectone is fine.
dicktone supremacy
@@michealthrowaway2122 Good on you, pal
@@michealthrowaway2122the comment above you explains why, he's one of the most annoying, drama baiting, obnoxious and loud streamers on twitch.
kick is just year 7's to 11's but as an adult
Is this a British thing cos what does that mean
@@exilemorin04age 13 to 17
Except worse because they're adults
Kick is just year 7s to 11s but as an adult
But they're adults so it's even worse
Jumpscare warning: 3:38
Jumpscare recovery 5:00
Thank you
Kick con at the red light district would be an insane situation
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Get off the zaza my G
*Slurp slurp*
Bro found fat Fury art
Vore, my beloved
0:30 Yapping starts here.
When does it end tho?
21:43 @@ruifaria8871
@@ruifaria8871better than listening to that bald guy
@@ruifaria8871 21:44
Lifesaver thanks bro
ÆROBB
ÆROBB
He has to be doing it on purpose, at this point
@@FakeFailsafewhat?
A rob
Bro called him airup
I clicked on the wrong video, can I have my view back?
You gotta refresh the page to get it back
Wrong about 1 thing:
erobb went up to Darius, taunted him first, and punched him first.
He was mad because Darius got drunk and leaked that erobb was kissing someone at a party.
Ain’t gonna lie i got the notification on my phone and thought that the thumbnail was pyro not xqc
im on my computer and thought the same thing ngl. thats so funny
11:20 THAT'S HIS COUSIN MAN 💀
1:20 I heard that Balatro sound effect, you ain't slick.
Yeah I’ve been playing way to much and caught that too. Was super surprising in the middle of the Darkwood video and a track from Balatro popped up
This (the Darkwood video) is why people like Pyrocynical! (For another seven minutes or so)
stop
3:07 Because recruitment is low, they are literally doing whatever they can at this point to just get bodies to fill places. Yes they’ll train you, but entry requirements are now a lot lower.
3:25 When you join the military you DO get to waste peoples time… you just have the potential to waste the rest of it.
So he couldnt get a sponsor for darkwood but got one for slop, genius
bro said ærob
"Darius runs into Erobb whilst out on the town, and ends up confronting Erobb". WRONG. Erobb comes up to Darius and his group, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! This false narrative that has been pushed about unhinged kick streamers seeking out drama is factually incorrect in this case because Darius was not looking for Erobb.
Erobb instigates the conflict by becoming verbally hostile right away.
Yeah ill happily admit Darius is a POS, but in this instance Erobb was the instigator of both the confrontation and the fight.
Hold up, 11:26 wasn’t that kid confirmed to be a family member of markiplier?
It was his nephew or sum but ion think he researched the lore of the meme
Yea was his nephew fuckin w him lmaoo
@@p33pthis fair enough
I love how the title is "Nobody Likes Kick Streamers" and the thumbnail is just Pyro standing in a city
Its xqc
8:27 Pyro being technically European and not knowing the difference between a train and a tram
1:43 Ermmmm aktually, Pestilence isn't a horseman of the Apocalypse. It means basically the same thing as Famine so it would be redundant. It's actually Conquest.
0:23 nah moving training is some next level kickature😱😝 he shouldve “kicked”-ed him into it💀😭🤣😹😂
0:17 inat the guy from fortnite
this is satire i swear
You are 100% below the age of 13.
@@HighFlyingOwlOfMinerva i was joking😭🙏
@@Ray_zV2 "I was only pretending to be retarded" okay kid.
7:04 - 8:30 ok who's the editor responsible of the fuckin dreamy night night background music is fuckin jarring.
17:25 shigetora is a wholesome kick streamer !!! south korean osu player, the most iconic player in our community, but after the twitch ban in south korea, some people moved to kick , especially those with more western audiences
8:49 says he can’t show it while showing it uncensored in the intro
😮 "I rarely see red, I was about to crash out" - skeleton from minecraft.
im kinda shocked to see tectone in a pyrocynical video
The internet really shows the lengths people will go for fame. It makes me wonder just how many horrifying people throughout history would be right at home in this camp.
17:37 Geometry Dash pusab font
I saw your comment at the same time as the timestamp lol. I might get back into geometry dash since I haven’t played it in years
@@maxrichards5925 Would be a perfect idea, especially since the community has pumped out really stunning stuff in the past 4 years (might sound narsaccistic, but possibly more visually impressive than most other games)
Salami dash
Hasn't OperaGX been proved to be slop.. Oh I see
Am I the only one who noticed that xQc and Pyro have the exact same haircut?
Bro I only noticed there 2 different ppl a week ago I just knew they had way 2 different personality n I like pyro more
Broo, why no one talks about that erobb guy scamming the charity to buy himself the tesla??
Because this community takes NOTHING seriously
This 100% true, I was there when it happened
1:20 Balatro Sound for the "double up"....
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
1:10 new cold ones video incoming
Yes pls.
Ah the classic Metro's Booming moment from our favorite lesbian. Now we got Ehrob the streamer
6:24 lmaooo He didnt meet him by chance, he was trying to find darius lmao. No matter what your opinion is on the matter, the fact that Erobb threw the punch puts him legally in a bad spot... If he plays his cards right he can make a bank.
19:02 he was also the first one to confirm with photo confirmation (of him being pulled out of the water) of etika's passing.
air rob 💀
he was literally just saying arab at first too
tidal water
seeing myself in the background of one of the videos of the guys in downtown san diego was not expected.
Tectone complaining about harrassment of innocent people is peak irony
The Markiplier with a kid is not a random child. It's a young family relative of his.
bro that fucking ringing sound in the background makes me go fucking crazy stop with it already like holy shit
Yap Yap Yap
the tectone cameo at the beginning gave me such severe whiplash
mightve been the worst opera gx ad ive seen 😭
Streamers should respect each other and keep a professional approach.
The child in the markiplier bit isnt random. Its his cousin
No way this clown said Cyberpunk fell off 😂😂😂😂
Pushing someone into a moving trqin should be aggravated assault at the very least. Its really attemped murder. What an absolute monster.
Legit thought that the guy on the thumbnail was you
I read the title as "Nobody Likes Kier Starmer" for a second and my heart drops a bit.
Bro, why does the background music sound like an alarm from ~6:00 to 8:30😂 i was so confused, because it sounds like there is an alarm going off in the next room
4:11 it fell off but I still enjoyed that game alot
No, think about it. Lots of jobs in the military are like video games. Even mid-air refueling is very similar.
People who are good at video games have many jobs in the army. Just look at all the drones being used.
we live in a dystopia where people stuck because of a train are "stun locked"
Dude, what kind of music did you put in this video? It sounds like an Apple alarm sound.
I was wondering the same thing, had me tweaking for a second. 💀
that jingle music in the background is driving me crazy.
Tbh I don't hate you pyro I think you're a good UA-camr
Oh no I named the podcast
As one of the 7 people that get that joke, that was a good metaphor and I appreciate it
11:14 SA right there
I always love the Opera GX ad read lol
Normalize not pressing charges when you push and prod someone until they punch you, play stupid games win stupid prizes but in the 21st century a stupid prize is a court settlement 💀
Bald man tectoe doing an appearance in pyro's channel never thought that would happen
7:56 this poor Bumblebee
lets be real
nobody likes streamers. not even the people that watch them.
If any streamers ever push me into a deadly situation, their Kick stream is gonna turn into a McNutt parody
bro darius never went to erobb
THE HAIR ON YOUR SHOULDER GOT ME BRICKED UP ONG RN ATM
5:18 I used to be good friends with Darius, and things go way back. Was really active in his Discord from 2020-2022: I even met him in person at a private Halloween party I got invited to that he was hosting. A lot of stuff has happened, with his community splitting up into multiple other servers because people wouldn't get along in there. To call him an engagement farmer is an understatement: He's been banned on Twitch more times than I can count for anything from taking shrooms on stream, to exaggerating the pain of getting a tattoo a little too much. What's sad is that he can be a genuine dude at times, but the content brain has absolutely gotten to him. He's also had a few nasty allegations that have been thrown his way, and while he's an "unlikable" person over all, there isn't much proof to support the allegations he's gotten. It's almost undeserved.
not reading allat 😅
7:10 he scared like a bitch
shoving a guy against a moving train should be linked with attempted murder ... people's unawarness to danger is insane ... I am honestly shoked.
'Darius immediately confronts Erob for being a loser'
Roll clip
ERob : 'are you Darius? Where's Darius? Oh you're Darius. You're a fucking loser.'
Did you actually watch any of this? Lmfao
As someone who went there for the first time and went all three days. I had no clue any of this stuff was going on and for the most part TC was one of the best experiences my friends and I had. Sucks there was some people out there trying to ruin everything for people.
5:00 You say it like "e-robb" btw, not "eh-robb." That one guy even says "e-robb" in the video you show lol
Also he got the e rob story wrong lol. It was him who provoked it.
The funniest part of this video is when Pyro says nmplol isn't a chronic clip farmer.
Oh my god, I’m so happy I’m seeing Tectone and he ISNT the one getting blasted
This twinkly background music is really something else, my dude. Really makes you contemplate some things quite fiercely.
I love getting Opera Gx ads from youtubers WHILE ON OPERA GX
Opera gx bad, it's just another chrome with a skin. use firefox
also good slop yum yum
Who cares, at least they pay him for it.
it's not "just another chrome clone"
it also somehow manages to spy on u more than base chrome, which is frankly amazing
@@Dr.Medicine44 who cares? you should, everyone should.
LibreWolf on top luh jit
Awesome sponsor, I’m happy to watch it so Pyro can eat food this month ☺️
Erobb approached the Darius person and provoked him. You have it mixed up.
Calling mizkif a predator while simultaneously molesting people all day shows how out of touch this dude is