I mean...here's a stupid fact: Kick has an F1 team... it has 2 points this entire season... and has a man who's willing to put people in danger for a position and a member who constantly tries to cry racism because he's criticized for his driving at the top level of ALL racing
He really is Mr cow's clone... I miss when X played OW, he was better back then. I even miss him bullying people's hairlines. :< But ye, that's not just f'ed up, it's assault, and intent to murder, and it was clearly pre meditated too... Like he clearly saw the train and thought, "Oh, that would be viral". If you really look at it, he could get a ton of stuff stacked up against him.
“Brother may you be willing to share some of your slop? “No brother” “Brother I am starving!” “As am I brother, but the pale blonde one has deemed for me to receive all of this delicious slop. Go rewatch the Darkwood video for the next 7 years”
@juanvilas5341 how is it any funnier depending on who it is, imagine yourself in the same situation. Or even your sister possibly. Youre crazy to say its funnier in any context
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Wrong about 1 thing: erobb went up to Darius, taunted him first, and punched him first. He was mad because Darius got drunk and leaked that erobb was kissing someone at a party.
"Darius runs into Erobb whilst out on the town, and ends up confronting Erobb". WRONG. Erobb comes up to Darius and his group, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! This false narrative that has been pushed about unhinged kick streamers seeking out drama is factually incorrect in this case because Darius was not looking for Erobb. Erobb instigates the conflict by becoming verbally hostile right away.
1:43 Ermmmm aktually, Pestilence isn't a horseman of the Apocalypse. It means basically the same thing as Famine so it would be redundant. It's actually Conquest.
@@maxrichards5925 Would be a perfect idea, especially since the community has pumped out really stunning stuff in the past 4 years (might sound narsaccistic, but possibly more visually impressive than most other games)
17:25 shigetora is a wholesome kick streamer !!! south korean osu player, the most iconic player in our community, but after the twitch ban in south korea, some people moved to kick , especially those with more western audiences
3:07 Because recruitment is low, they are literally doing whatever they can at this point to just get bodies to fill places. Yes they’ll train you, but entry requirements are now a lot lower.
I don't know if Pyro was making like satire or if the statement "why does the military always advertise at conventions, is it because they think you aren't doing something with your life? Become a gamer or streamer instead. " was some level of self-awareness. Anyway, solid Pyro W video.
No, think about it. Lots of jobs in the military are like video games. Even mid-air refueling is very similar. People who are good at video games have many jobs in the army. Just look at all the drones being used.
Bro, why does the background music sound like an alarm from ~6:00 to 8:30😂 i was so confused, because it sounds like there is an alarm going off in the next room
'Darius immediately confronts Erob for being a loser' Roll clip ERob : 'are you Darius? Where's Darius? Oh you're Darius. You're a fucking loser.' Did you actually watch any of this? Lmfao
6:24 lmaooo He didnt meet him by chance, he was trying to find darius lmao. No matter what your opinion is on the matter, the fact that Erobb threw the punch puts him legally in a bad spot... If he plays his cards right he can make a bank.
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No
Nah lil bro where’s Darkwood 2
No ones buying into your shilling, lil bro 💀
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I'm torturing myself by watching your videos
do we really need an explanation on why kick streamers suck?
given how many people actually whatch them yes
No, but Pyro needs funding for his next main channel video in 2026
Kick is awesome. I like Degen content. Twitch is a joke.
@@JonDGAF 0/10 ragebait didn't even try
I mean...here's a stupid fact:
Kick has an F1 team... it has 2 points this entire season... and has a man who's willing to put people in danger for a position and a member who constantly tries to cry racism because he's criticized for his driving at the top level of ALL racing
I was going to make a mean comment about pyro's hairline, but jesus christ, the pushing someone into a train was pretty f'ed up, what the hell
I agree, that can be tried as intent to murder.
Hope they get hit with a lawsuit
He really is Mr cow's clone... I miss when X played OW, he was better back then. I even miss him bullying people's hairlines. :<
But ye, that's not just f'ed up, it's assault, and intent to murder, and it was clearly pre meditated too... Like he clearly saw the train and thought, "Oh, that would be viral". If you really look at it, he could get a ton of stuff stacked up against him.
@@Deja117he should
Messed up indeed! 💀
It was so f'ed up I gained a conscience 💀
Parasocial relationships are so fucking dumb.
Right bestie pyro?
Plis respond!
10 hours and no response from pyro? Man really fell off
21 hours no response. Hang in there !
A full day? Soldiers never die.
A full day and 3 hours? Keep pushing forward homie
Thank you guys for supporting the reply I'm so clearly entitled to.
“Brother may you be willing to share some of your slop?
“No brother”
“Brother I am starving!”
“As am I brother, but the pale blonde one has deemed for me to receive all of this delicious slop. Go rewatch the Darkwood video for the next 7 years”
"No Brother! I have seen this before! I have learned that he will give extra slop to one of us before taking them into, The Slop of no return."
slöp
May I have oats reference?
no
21:44 to skip the video
thanks for posting the good part 😊
Thx bro
Much appreciated
This should count as community service.
i have an intense hatred towards this video thank you
Streaming 'culture' feels like something akin to a hivemind to me. Filled with weirdos and parasocial lonely people.
I was gifted a membership to Pyrocynical. I don't watch his streams that much. Radioactive trash bin filled with react content. Not my style.
@@smilescharleston6196 yeah sure buddy
@@smilescharleston6196you'll be back. They always come back.
@@mirrorhymn I'm ashamed of the membership symbol next to my name. I apologize that you have to see it.
@@smilescharleston6196 I hope you will recover from the slop virus.
Why is the thumbnail a selfie pyro?
My men wants love.
"Half the fat and twice the money" 🗣🗣🔥
Diabolical
wait what the fuck, thats xqc.... I genuinely thought it was the slop god
Pyro's Canadian cousin who talks like he's on fent all the time.
10:35 I'm pretty sure that's literally SA. Like imagine if that was a female streamer
They wouldn't dare to do this to a female streamer.
it IS and pyro just called it based...
I mean... yeah but also is kind of funny considering who those guys are and their opinions.
@juanvilas5341 how is it any funnier depending on who it is, imagine yourself in the same situation. Or even your sister possibly. Youre crazy to say its funnier in any context
It is, genuinely insane what people think is okay to do. I would be livid if some random chick walks up to my sister and does that
The sponsor situation is crazy
Thank you to SpywareGX for sponsoring this video
@@mr.meowie8052 good luck finding anything today that doesnt sell your data stfu
@@mr.meowie8052cheers for the spoiler ffs
@@mr.meowie8052-Pyrocynical probably
@@mr.meowie8052 everything is spyware, opera is just Chinese spyware
15:53 I love the chat just spamming "RUN AWAY!! RUN!" Even they know that guy is too much of a clip farmer for her wholesomeness
I’m beginning to feel like a brap god, brap god
This is another “Dappy wants mint mint” situation isn’t it?
@@Longshanks1690quandale wants dingy dingy
all my people from the front to the back huff back huff
GOAT GOAT GOAT🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
gooner humor
Why does pyro look different in the thumbnail?
Goated comment
Oh my fucking god
Ngl when I first saw the video I actually did think it was a picture of him
Different lighting
That wasn’t him
5:00 to skip sponsor
I salute you, keep fighting the good fight against ads
Thanks
SponsorBlock moment
I may skip ads, bit I'll never skip your mother
@@b0t123 cor you sure showed him
Inflatable situation or smth idc
Did he say "EHH-ROB"??
@@shawn_li i thought he said erabb
I thought he was talking about arabs initially
he pronounces words wrong to boost engagement it happens in every single video now
who cares.
I thought he said ARAB at one point
ÆROBB
ÆROBB
He has to be doing it on purpose, at this point
@@FakeFailsafewhat?
A rob
Bro called him airup
When Tectone is calling you bad yknow it’s crazy
Imagine being called bad by the most loud and obnoxious streamer on twitch, you know you fucked up
Why? What are you talking about? Tectone is fine.
dicktone supremacy
@@michealthrowaway2122 Good on you, pal
@@michealthrowaway2122the comment above you explains why, he's one of the most annoying, drama baiting, obnoxious and loud streamers on twitch.
Pyrocynical has changed my life. My whole outlook on everything that exists in this world, in fact even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way ever again. Pyrocynical represents emotions most humans could never comprehend. But I can. Thanks to Pyrocynical I have been awakened to many things previously thought unimaginable. Thank you.
Get off the zaza my G
*Slurp slurp*
Bro found fat Fury art
Vore, my beloved
Jumpscare warning: 3:38
Jumpscare recovery 5:00
Thank you
If someone pushes me towards a moving train they won’t even register the sucker punch that will follow
1:20 I heard that Balatro sound effect, you ain't slick.
Yeah I’ve been playing way to much and caught that too. Was super surprising in the middle of the Darkwood video and a track from Balatro popped up
kick is just year 7's to 11's but as an adult
Is this a British thing cos what does that mean
@@exilemorin04age 13 to 17
Except worse because they're adults
Kick is just year 7s to 11s but as an adult
But they're adults so it's even worse
0:30 Yapping starts here.
When does it end tho?
21:43 @@ruifaria8871
@@ruifaria8871better than listening to that bald guy
@@ruifaria8871 21:44
Lifesaver thanks bro
11:20 THAT'S HIS COUSIN MAN 💀
Ain’t gonna lie i got the notification on my phone and thought that the thumbnail was pyro not xqc
im on my computer and thought the same thing ngl. thats so funny
Kick con at the red light district would be an insane situation
I clicked on the wrong video, can I have my view back?
You gotta refresh the page to get it back
bro said ærob
im kinda shocked to see tectone in a pyrocynical video
Wrong about 1 thing:
erobb went up to Darius, taunted him first, and punched him first.
He was mad because Darius got drunk and leaked that erobb was kissing someone at a party.
This (the Darkwood video) is why people like Pyrocynical! (For another seven minutes or so)
stop
"Darius runs into Erobb whilst out on the town, and ends up confronting Erobb". WRONG. Erobb comes up to Darius and his group, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! This false narrative that has been pushed about unhinged kick streamers seeking out drama is factually incorrect in this case because Darius was not looking for Erobb.
Erobb instigates the conflict by becoming verbally hostile right away.
Yeah ill happily admit Darius is a POS, but in this instance Erobb was the instigator of both the confrontation and the fight.
0:17 inat the guy from fortnite
this is satire i swear
You are 100% below the age of 13.
@@HighFlyingOwlOfMinerva i was joking😭🙏
@@cheeseborgerx79 "I was only pretending to be retarded" okay kid.
Yap Yap Yap
1:43 Ermmmm aktually, Pestilence isn't a horseman of the Apocalypse. It means basically the same thing as Famine so it would be redundant. It's actually Conquest.
air rob 💀
he was literally just saying arab at first too
tidal water
17:37 Geometry Dash pusab font
I saw your comment at the same time as the timestamp lol. I might get back into geometry dash since I haven’t played it in years
@@maxrichards5925 Would be a perfect idea, especially since the community has pumped out really stunning stuff in the past 4 years (might sound narsaccistic, but possibly more visually impressive than most other games)
Salami dash
So he couldnt get a sponsor for darkwood but got one for slop, genius
17:25 shigetora is a wholesome kick streamer !!! south korean osu player, the most iconic player in our community, but after the twitch ban in south korea, some people moved to kick , especially those with more western audiences
1:10 new cold ones video incoming
Yes pls.
0:23 nah moving training is some next level kickature😱😝 he shouldve “kicked”-ed him into it💀😭🤣😹😂
8:49 says he can’t show it while showing it uncensored in the intro
that jingle music in the background is driving me crazy.
bro that fucking ringing sound in the background makes me go fucking crazy stop with it already like holy shit
I love how the title is "Nobody Likes Kick Streamers" and the thumbnail is just Pyro standing in a city
Its xqc
Hold up, 11:26 wasn’t that kid confirmed to be a family member of markiplier?
It was his nephew or sum but ion think he researched the lore of the meme
Yea was his nephew fuckin w him lmaoo
@@p33pthis fair enough
3:07 Because recruitment is low, they are literally doing whatever they can at this point to just get bodies to fill places. Yes they’ll train you, but entry requirements are now a lot lower.
Broo, why no one talks about that erobb guy scamming the charity to buy himself the tesla??
Because this community takes NOTHING seriously
This 100% true, I was there when it happened
😮 "I rarely see red, I was about to crash out" - skeleton from minecraft.
3:25 When you join the military you DO get to waste peoples time… you just have the potential to waste the rest of it.
I always love the Opera GX ad read lol
Hasn't OperaGX been proved to be slop.. Oh I see
seeing myself in the background of one of the videos of the guys in downtown san diego was not expected.
Dude, what kind of music did you put in this video? It sounds like an Apple alarm sound.
I was wondering the same thing, had me tweaking for a second. 💀
the tectone cameo at the beginning gave me such severe whiplash
8:27 Pyro being technically European and not knowing the difference between a train and a tram
This twinkly background music is really something else, my dude. Really makes you contemplate some things quite fiercely.
Tectone complaining about harrassment of innocent people is peak irony
Yeah the train blocking off also happened in Comic Con this year as well
11:14 SA right there
The Markiplier with a kid is not a random child. It's a young family relative of his.
Legit thought that the guy on the thumbnail was you
pyrocynical endorsing the army is truly revolutionary ❤
7:04 - 8:30 ok who's the editor responsible of the fuckin dreamy night night background music is fuckin jarring.
1:20 Balatro Sound for the "double up"....
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Ah the classic Metro's Booming moment from our favorite lesbian. Now we got Ehrob the streamer
The child in the markiplier bit isnt random. Its his cousin
I love getting Opera Gx ads from youtubers WHILE ON OPERA GX
7:56 this poor Bumblebee
mightve been the worst opera gx ad ive seen 😭
I don't know if Pyro was making like satire or if the statement "why does the military always advertise at conventions, is it because they think you aren't doing something with your life? Become a gamer or streamer instead. " was some level of self-awareness.
Anyway, solid Pyro W video.
No, think about it. Lots of jobs in the military are like video games. Even mid-air refueling is very similar.
People who are good at video games have many jobs in the army. Just look at all the drones being used.
This situation is HORRIBLE
No way this clown said Cyberpunk fell off 😂😂😂😂
Bro, why does the background music sound like an alarm from ~6:00 to 8:30😂 i was so confused, because it sounds like there is an alarm going off in the next room
funger reference was pretty accurate tho
Tbh I don't hate you pyro I think you're a good UA-camr
Oh no I named the podcast
Streamers should respect each other and keep a professional approach.
The funniest part of this video is when Pyro says nmplol isn't a chronic clip farmer.
'Darius immediately confronts Erob for being a loser'
Roll clip
ERob : 'are you Darius? Where's Darius? Oh you're Darius. You're a fucking loser.'
Did you actually watch any of this? Lmfao
LMAO that train trolls everyone during comic con people just started to go through the middle of it up the ladders
Bald man tectoe doing an appearance in pyro's channel never thought that would happen
THE HAIR ON YOUR SHOULDER GOT ME BRICKED UP ONG RN ATM
bro darius never went to erobb
Even to this day, Pyro still adds the Dying Light soundtrack to his vids, truly a man of culture
6:24 lmaooo He didnt meet him by chance, he was trying to find darius lmao. No matter what your opinion is on the matter, the fact that Erobb threw the punch puts him legally in a bad spot... If he plays his cards right he can make a bank.
I read the title as "Nobody Likes Kier Starmer" for a second and my heart drops a bit.
Erobb approached the Darius person and provoked him. You have it mixed up.
19:02 he was also the first one to confirm with photo confirmation (of him being pulled out of the water) of etika's passing.
Oh my god, I’m so happy I’m seeing Tectone and he ISNT the one getting blasted
As one of the 7 people that get that joke, that was a good metaphor and I appreciate it
Opera gx bad, it's just another chrome with a skin. use firefox
also good slop yum yum
Who cares, at least they pay him for it.
it's not "just another chrome clone"
it also somehow manages to spy on u more than base chrome, which is frankly amazing
@@Dr.Medicine44 who cares? you should, everyone should.
LibreWolf on top luh jit
“You got me” ahhh thumbnail
Ehrub
a whistle edit reference in september 2024 is bold
NOBODY FUCKING COMMENT IT’S BEEN SECONDS
Hi 👋😁
FEAR AND HUNGER refference at the end
lets be real
nobody likes streamers. not even the people that watch them.
seeing tectone 5 seconds into a pyro video was not on my bingo card for this year