Key & Peele - Outkast Reunion - Uncensored

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  • @Liesmith424
    @Liesmith424 5 років тому +2008

    "Bitch, I'm tryin' to read a book."
    I felt that spoken from my very soul.

    • @lingling3626
      @lingling3626 5 років тому +2

      Suuuree

    • @BA-hn1om
      @BA-hn1om 4 роки тому +4

      Yes!! It resonated from the depth of my very being!

    • @westep4273
      @westep4273 4 роки тому +1

      And i said bishhhhhhh

    • @westep4273
      @westep4273 4 роки тому +1

      And i said bishhhhhhh

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 3 роки тому

      Immediately got Julian Smith - I'm Reading a Book flashbacks

  • @yourmother349
    @yourmother349 8 років тому +4790

    Bitch, I'm tryna read a book...

  • @Bulldog22031
    @Bulldog22031 Рік тому +169

    Considering he's releasing an album consisting entirely of flute music tomorrow, this sketch couldn't have been more accurate.

    • @bksander01
      @bksander01 Рік тому +10

      Art imitating life imitating art.

    • @wooviee
      @wooviee Рік тому +9

      The prophecy fulfilled

    • @stillhere1425
      @stillhere1425 11 місяців тому +1

      Prescient.

    • @JymDyer
      @JymDyer 11 місяців тому +3

      The flute starts at 2:54

    • @mercutioponce
      @mercutioponce 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

  • @cedrickkim3252
    @cedrickkim3252 8 років тому +1458

    I feel like he could do a sick Ice Cube impression

    • @HottieJonnyROBLOX
      @HottieJonnyROBLOX 8 років тому +64

      he did. as ice cubes dog

    • @daddy4164
      @daddy4164 8 років тому +89

      +HottieJonnyROBLOX ...he did ice t's dog...

    • @jbmp1390
      @jbmp1390 6 років тому +5

      It doesn't make sense to do an impression of someone who's been doing an impression their entire life. He's one of the fakes people to ever exist.

    • @omarenriquez7307
      @omarenriquez7307 6 років тому

      Look at the “rappers confessions” skit

    • @trashpanda2219
      @trashpanda2219 3 роки тому

      I love how everybody immediately knows that you're talking about Peele not Key

  • @Constant_Boredum
    @Constant_Boredum 5 років тому +4634

    He looks like Robin Hood and Johnny depp we’re put in a blender

  • @tnez05
    @tnez05 6 років тому +3091

    Bish I'm trying to read a book... LMAO!!

    • @Yoda-wf6bu
      @Yoda-wf6bu 5 років тому +4

      tnez05 BIG BOOOIY

    • @drakefrom2011
      @drakefrom2011 5 років тому

      @_-*Izzy Zilla*-_ same ahahaha

    • @platinumstar8
      @platinumstar8 5 років тому +2

      Rotflmao I was going to comment the same thing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RJSnow
      @RJSnow 5 років тому +2

      That took me all the way out! Lmao!

    • @sstrugglinginthe
      @sstrugglinginthe 5 років тому +2

      Best line ever

  • @linawilson1333
    @linawilson1333 8 років тому +5174

    its not 2,999, its not 3,001 😂😥

    • @prodeyj1
      @prodeyj1 8 років тому +109

      andre 3000.....

    • @jdnrust1590
      @jdnrust1590 7 років тому +5

      Nicole Wilson I was going to say that but I knew someone already did I laugh with you in the 4th dimension

    • @chrisjimenez2192
      @chrisjimenez2192 7 років тому +1

      Princess Joseph They not out tiger, I'm wearing my pink bikini. And I am the biggest hoe ever anyways 😉😎

    • @chrisjimenez2192
      @chrisjimenez2192 7 років тому +5

      thekirkbushman Aw thanks, so sweet 😄

    • @presentingvizio280
      @presentingvizio280 7 років тому +2

      Shione Cooper He has a point lmao, hmu ;)

  • @CallmeBatty3
    @CallmeBatty3 8 років тому +2604

    "thank you cafe craftsman" skips out

  • @eIonmusk542
    @eIonmusk542 5 років тому +809

    Anyone read that article about Andre3000 wandering airports playing an ancient flute?

    • @mattingitzdragonix
      @mattingitzdragonix 5 років тому +9

      Yes

    • @MultiLuigi7
      @MultiLuigi7 5 років тому +21

      Why I’m here

    • @alr1173
      @alr1173 5 років тому +33

      I immediately thought of this sketch when I heard the story lmao

    • @ibbyhd6131
      @ibbyhd6131 5 років тому +8

      I instantly thought of this skit and started dying lol.

    • @TheArtofBeingReacts
      @TheArtofBeingReacts 5 років тому +10

      WAIT. WHAA?!?

  • @rickenfatania
    @rickenfatania 7 років тому +2554

    Missed opportunity for the line "lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour"

    • @scanners01
      @scanners01 5 років тому +113

      Or for him to just go ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

    • @Jaidzeka36
      @Jaidzeka36 5 років тому +32

      Nah, cuz then they might have to pay them lol

    • @najeisiete
      @najeisiete 5 років тому +55

      Also, as he was placing the order he should be told her "not stirred but shake it like a Polaroid picture "...lol

    • @patrickbrown5659
      @patrickbrown5659 5 років тому +1

      @@najeisiete fucking classic man....!!!

    • @Thebigj-mt3fi
      @Thebigj-mt3fi 5 років тому

      @Jack MeHoff Thank you! 'Murica

  • @ms36000
    @ms36000 8 років тому +217

    “I thought you was going to say some stupid shit like that” lol!

  • @RJSnow
    @RJSnow 5 років тому +946

    The fact that Big Boi still paid for Andre 3000's beverage speaks volume. I don't know why that stuck out to me. Lol

    • @rusianalf
      @rusianalf 4 роки тому +16

      i thought he pick pocketed him

    • @babulthakur185
      @babulthakur185 4 роки тому +20

      He stole his wallet

    • @comically
      @comically 4 роки тому

      Because he’s a... 😉

    • @tommonjones5443
      @tommonjones5443 3 роки тому +1

      Nah you capping man 😂😂😂

    • @TheShananagan
      @TheShananagan 3 роки тому +7

      I think it's to honor the memory of the andre that was, the one he misses.

  • @HandsUp12100
    @HandsUp12100 9 років тому +1118

    loooooooooool this is so great. "Look into the pinwheel with your third eye"

    • @reapov2665
      @reapov2665 9 років тому

      Lol

    • @Eddieking
      @Eddieking 9 років тому +74

      Sean Byrne I thought you was gonna say some stupid shit like that

    • @zeked4200
      @zeked4200 9 років тому +50

      Why. Does. Your. Breath. Smell. Like. Bird seed.

    • @arturoborrego7776
      @arturoborrego7776 9 років тому +6

      Eddie ™
      Lol
      That part had me rolling, bro.

    • @brandenadams701
      @brandenadams701 9 років тому +5

      +Sean Byrne Thank you Café Craftsmen

  • @93deadpool
    @93deadpool 8 років тому +233

    "You da only nigga to eva order that drink." lol

  • @chemuuchemuu9358
    @chemuuchemuu9358 5 років тому +1093

    I almost choked on my tea when Andre 3000 walked in. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pilotwhaleproductions5880
      @pilotwhaleproductions5880 5 років тому +5

      Were you not... expecting that?

    • @Mrmich5371
      @Mrmich5371 5 років тому

      Hmm sad. Wasnt it obviously the plot

    • @taylordalton5492
      @taylordalton5492 4 роки тому

      wow

    • @DingusDoofer
      @DingusDoofer 2 роки тому

      Not to comment on sum from years ago but y'all dumb. They almost choked on their tea because of the way Andre 3000 stepped in did that not occur to yall

    • @rb73588
      @rb73588 Місяць тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lucaswilliam719
    @lucaswilliam719 8 років тому +380

    "i thought you was gunna say some stupid shit like that" done

  • @emiliovasquez5895
    @emiliovasquez5895 9 років тому +797

    'Bitch I'm tryin to read a book' lmfao dead xD love this skit

    • @mckenziekeeler7485
      @mckenziekeeler7485 9 років тому +5

      I starting laughing so hard 😂😂

    • @Ladybluebugg
      @Ladybluebugg 9 років тому +1

      I've been in that situation before.

    • @dennissylla7729
      @dennissylla7729 9 років тому

      Emilio Vasquez hahahahaha same here!

    • @scourm2188
      @scourm2188 9 років тому +15

      Emilio Vasquez But you said bitch though?

    • @UpShottHipHop
      @UpShottHipHop 9 років тому +7

      +Casey Jones Yeah... I looked dead into the windows of her soul..... and I said..... (looking around)... Biiiiiiiii....."Hey Whitt" Oh hey honey!! Just showin' Outkast Outerspace!

  • @yootoobdood18
    @yootoobdood18 Рік тому +22

    2:53 hits even harder now that we got an experimental flute album from Andre 3 stacks

  • @Boudosaved
    @Boudosaved 8 років тому +639

    It's not Andre 2,999. It's not Andre 3001.

    • @FocusWayne
      @FocusWayne 8 років тому +3

      Boudosaved Andre 3002?

    • @glassofmilk7141
      @glassofmilk7141 7 років тому

      Andre 2,998?

    • @Lgg130
      @Lgg130 7 років тому +3

      Andre 0.0003?

    • @FocusWayne
      @FocusWayne 7 років тому

      ***** oh Andre 3000 thanks Marcus

    • @Lgg130
      @Lgg130 7 років тому

      yea that's the one. ty

  • @pete72782
    @pete72782 9 років тому +1203

    sorry Ms Jackson

    • @willsmith7867
      @willsmith7867 9 років тому +38

      +mike armstrong dude it's I am foreal

    • @Tru3xGamingx
      @Tru3xGamingx 9 років тому

      +mike armstrong oh my god

    • @willsmith7867
      @willsmith7867 9 років тому

      +mike armstrong calm the hell down. And what the heck are you talking about

    • @shartigusjones8825
      @shartigusjones8825 9 років тому +1

      +I AM Zero223 lol dood bad save we all know your full of shit

    • @shartigusjones8825
      @shartigusjones8825 9 років тому

      I AM Zero223 lol you mad bro??

  • @ballinbalgruuf8198
    @ballinbalgruuf8198 5 років тому +580

    The fact that the cashier remembered 3000's order was amazing.

    • @AnonyMous-bv3ge
      @AnonyMous-bv3ge 5 років тому +4

      Not really, they rehearse for a reason.

    • @ballinbalgruuf8198
      @ballinbalgruuf8198 5 років тому +12

      @@AnonyMous-bv3ge Im not referring to the script, I know its easy to memorize. Just that the cashier (as a part of her act) remembered the order even when its weird and 3000 only said it once.

    • @brandonhutchons8622
      @brandonhutchons8622 5 років тому +1

      Those are her lines bruh it’s a skit

    • @sanninofthesound2631
      @sanninofthesound2631 5 років тому +12

      Those coffee shop employees deal with hipsters ordering weird shit all day. They learn fast to memorize nonsense.

    • @__lamariana__
      @__lamariana__ 5 років тому +3

      @@AnonyMous-bv3ge you must be FUN

  • @tburrus94
    @tburrus94 8 років тому +615

    Bitch I'm tryna read a booook.

  • @111Moose
    @111Moose 7 років тому +2138

    Why. Does. Your. Breath. Smell. Like. Bird seed.

    • @nubastyle
      @nubastyle 6 років тому +36

      You'll know it when you smell it. It's kinda like sunflower seeds but stranger. Go to Petsmart.

    • @heavystarch100
      @heavystarch100 6 років тому +5

      DYIN...💀

    • @michaelb1478
      @michaelb1478 5 років тому +2

      This line. 😂😂

    • @bud9450
      @bud9450 5 років тому +3

      What is said after???? "Lil High"???

    • @PDXJack87
      @PDXJack87 5 років тому +1

      How. does. Big. Boi. Know. What. Bird seed. Smell like.

  • @drumrnva
    @drumrnva 5 років тому +425

    I don't see how Peele can stay in character. I'd bust a gut! 😁

    • @MrJB8383
      @MrJB8383 5 років тому +9

      I’d bust a nut. Like Slipknot.

    • @michaelbread5906
      @michaelbread5906 4 роки тому +3

      Multiple takes. Everytime the camera cuts angles, it's a different cut. Chances are, they're laughing like goons all the time.

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 3 роки тому

      When Key blows the whirly thing?

    • @drumrnva
      @drumrnva 3 роки тому

      @@cvn6555 :D

  • @swagstar868
    @swagstar868 8 років тому +3698

    Y'all did Andre wrong lol

    • @zan3958
      @zan3958 8 років тому +433

      The accuracy tho 😂😂💀💀

    • @ChrissyTopicsTV
      @ChrissyTopicsTV 7 років тому +244

      DForum Productions it's not accurate but funny. Andre is not the extroverted. He actually ended the tour because of his introverted personality. Also Andre an amazing lyricist he can come out with his own album.

    • @permafrost0979
      @permafrost0979 7 років тому +128

      why they did Andre so dirrrrrty, lol? he ain't hard and violent and gangsta like some rappers are/claim, but he's not Fruity McSpacecadet either, smh...

    • @redbloom8491
      @redbloom8491 7 років тому +45

      +Perma Frost its not about being hard,its his lyrics and style and the flow,the reference he can make while using a play on words for different situations,theirs a reason he's considered a lyrical genius that a lot of rappers even claim they look up to him for

    • @permafrost0979
      @permafrost0979 7 років тому +8

      so are you saying he lost all that talent and became weird?

  • @raucaine5759
    @raucaine5759 8 років тому +1664

    Andre 3000 turned into one of the greatest lyricist of all time.

    • @shujahchaudhary2329
      @shujahchaudhary2329 8 років тому +28

      Don't forget Nas.

    • @raucaine5759
      @raucaine5759 8 років тому +91

      what does that have to do with Andre or the skit?

    • @evergreatest9543
      @evergreatest9543 8 років тому +87

      Because nas , 2pac and eminem have the worst fan base in rap history and their fans always chokin on their cocks

    • @flipburly
      @flipburly 8 років тому +9

      KANYE TOO LIKE WHAT HE SAID!

    • @TheOriginalFrankMatthews
      @TheOriginalFrankMatthews 8 років тому +5

      Rau Caine Big Boi too, listen to a song called All N Da Grill from missy Elliot

  • @shitshowjosh1974
    @shitshowjosh1974 5 років тому +115

    you went and lost yo fucing mind
    *pulls out windmill*

  • @UnPhayzable
    @UnPhayzable 7 років тому +5222

    Starbucks bouta add that vase to the menu

  • @OreoVII
    @OreoVII 8 років тому +275

    That entrance... I had to pause the video from laughter.

    • @lava200
      @lava200 8 років тому +3

      Just...just speechless for that entrance!

    • @gustiyanmahardika2560
      @gustiyanmahardika2560 8 років тому

      what about it? I don't get it.

    • @OreoVII
      @OreoVII 8 років тому +5

      +Gustiyan Mahardika Who walks into a room like that? WEARING that? Creatively, the whole thing establishes a quick, nice and appropriate tone for the skit.

    • @gustiyanmahardika2560
      @gustiyanmahardika2560 8 років тому +4

      OreoVII Not Andre 2,999. Not Andre 3,001. But...??

  • @DavidJ222
    @DavidJ222 6 років тому +843

    The way Andre walked in tho.😂😂😂. I replayed that part like a dozen times.

    • @Raulbikcube
      @Raulbikcube 5 років тому +11

      David J That arm swing! 🤣

    • @AdamAarts
      @AdamAarts 5 років тому +3

      Andre who?

    • @jlgmail1580
      @jlgmail1580 5 років тому +3

      @@Raulbikcube he was snapping hahah

    • @s4494r
      @s4494r 5 років тому +6

      @@AdamAarts 2999

    • @PeterHill1234
      @PeterHill1234 5 років тому +1

      I suspect the walk is supposed to be mimicking Groucho Marx.

  • @BlackDynamite1983
    @BlackDynamite1983 9 років тому +242

    3 Stacks: You know what would be even better tho man? Is if you looked into the pinwheel with your 3rd eye.
    Big Boi: I thought you was gonna say some stupid shit like that.lol

    • @SCPKenpachi
      @SCPKenpachi 9 років тому

      +BlackDynamite1983 that's what had me cracking up.

    • @BlackDynamite901
      @BlackDynamite901 9 років тому +24

      BlackDynamite1983 We have to duel.

    • @WiffOfPiff
      @WiffOfPiff 9 років тому +10

      Lol right? There can only be one black dynamite whose name ends with a numeral

    • @phongstar751
      @phongstar751 9 років тому +5

      +BlackDynamite901 Shit just got real.

  • @bookdream
    @bookdream 8 років тому +814

    This is so quotable, there are at least 6 lines from this that I will commit to using in my daily interactions

    • @bookdream
      @bookdream 8 років тому +68

      fenrirdies Now that you mention it, that too

    • @betoen
      @betoen 8 років тому +87

      +Hobbes Why. Does. Your. Breath. Smell. Like. BirdSeed?

    • @mojoforthewin3069
      @mojoforthewin3069 8 років тому +63

      You know what'd be even better though, man? If you looked into the pinwheel with your third eye.

    • @benisboi46
      @benisboi46 8 років тому +143

      "Thank you, cafe craftsman."

    • @geloradananrlyeh8495
      @geloradananrlyeh8495 8 років тому +135

      May Eros, Artemis, and Apollo guide you through your musical journey.

  • @FinBrennan
    @FinBrennan 5 років тому +247

    I love how he interrupts Andre when he starts talking nonsense at the start 😂😂

  • @papalannister6730
    @papalannister6730 8 років тому +1696

    That's what happens when you start messing around with Erykah Badu...

    • @masaz2770
      @masaz2770 8 років тому +132

      The truth in that statement is a little unnerving...

    • @illuzeweb
      @illuzeweb 8 років тому +102

      ahhh not really Big Boi said Andre wanted to dress "weird" prior but he told him to wait until they made it because people wouldn't like it.

    • @motronicson
      @motronicson 8 років тому +76

      Erykah Badu must got that good good! Badu is bae 😍

    • @EdertheJust
      @EdertheJust 8 років тому +44

      You hit the nail on the head with that one.
      Same thing happened to Jay Electronica when he started hooking up with Erykah.

    • @TheGothicRichard
      @TheGothicRichard 8 років тому +76

      Common bounced back.

  • @asiwajukofi2933
    @asiwajukofi2933 8 років тому +1100

    If you look into this Pin Wheel with your 3rd eye and everything will be revealed! 😂😂😂😂

    • @kaiusneville5760
      @kaiusneville5760 8 років тому +72

      I thought you were going to say some stupid shit like that

    • @spacedandy6818
      @spacedandy6818 8 років тому +27

      Kaius Neville may aros, Artemis, and apollo guide you through your musical journey

    • @hollysorensen7212
      @hollysorensen7212 8 років тому +19

      Uh ohhh...the 3rd eye thing is a reference to the Illuminate!!! They're hinting to us that the Illuminate got to Andre 3,000 & brainwashed him!!! Ohhh nooo!!! 😂😂

    • @asiwajukofi2933
      @asiwajukofi2933 8 років тому

      LMAOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

    • @hollysorensen7212
      @hollysorensen7212 8 років тому +4

      +Holly S Oops, typo!! *Illuminati

  • @0ne0nlyLarry
    @0ne0nlyLarry 5 років тому +373

    He look like a Robin Hood Katt Williams/Prince

  • @Busqoz
    @Busqoz 8 років тому +247

    Peele is a scary good actor. I mean Oscar material. I've seen all of his sketches and he gets me everytime. Wow

  • @bethanyoneal5789
    @bethanyoneal5789 7 років тому +1106

    The way he walked into the coffee shop 😂

  • @SlLV3RWOLF
    @SlLV3RWOLF 6 років тому +73

    “I thought perchance you went missing” lmao

  • @Kinobambino
    @Kinobambino 6 років тому +569

    "Biiitch I'm tryna read a book" 😅

    • @ls6-ss413
      @ls6-ss413 4 роки тому

      I said 😶😐😶😶😶
      Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

  • @spencercowan8862
    @spencercowan8862 8 років тому +1092

    Why. Does. Your. Breath. Smell. Like. Birdseed?

  • @4o8.sebastian
    @4o8.sebastian 4 роки тому +247

    The 00’s were filled with the best and worst music.

    • @MrBlytheville
      @MrBlytheville 4 роки тому +3

      Sebastian1010 90s

    • @MetalGack
      @MetalGack 4 роки тому +4

      @@MrBlytheville dude there's not bad music from the 90's, even BSB were better than today's pop music

    • @MetalGack
      @MetalGack 4 роки тому +1

      @Professor Duck i just said that the 90's music is better than today's music, i didn't said anything else, don't make stupid conclusions. Go get a life, hater.

    • @LJ-tq1xg
      @LJ-tq1xg 4 роки тому +2

      @Professor Duck production in modern days better but the beats amd songs sounded more authentic in the 90s and some of the best ever were either in their prime or debuting. Take 90s over tekashi and the fucking trash now

    • @DonutzandGravy
      @DonutzandGravy 3 роки тому +3

      @@LJ-tq1xg you obviously haven't heard enough new music to name drop tekashi before anyone. Kendrick Lamar, Freddie Gibbs, A$AP Rocky, Kid Cudi, Mac Miller, Earl Sweatshirt, Joey Bada$$, Isaiah Rashad, ScHoolboy Q, Denzel Curry, Vince Staples, JID, Kota The Friend, J Cole, etc. are all not only more creative, but also have better flows & lyricism along with much higher quality production than a majority of 90s rappers. Just because there's a some shit rappers that blow up here and there doesn't mean the new gen is bad, and although I love 90s hip-hop I'd easily put the 10s over it.

  • @Lolasrice
    @Lolasrice 7 років тому +833

    "If you look into the pinwheel with yah third eye"😭😭

    • @khalilthomas6506
      @khalilthomas6506 6 років тому +30

      Lola Woes I thought you might say some stupid like that lmaoo

    • @shanenolan85
      @shanenolan85 5 років тому

      I read this, THEN he said it lol

    • @frankw1592
      @frankw1592 5 років тому

      cracked me tf up the first time

  • @MetroLee
    @MetroLee 7 років тому +2508

    Fam, I swear on my LIFE I sat here and almost fell out my damn bed laughing when Andre first walked through the door. Hahahahahahaha. Crying laughing.

  • @leona.4220
    @leona.4220 5 років тому +69

    So key and peele can just play everyone perfectly then.

  • @PhuongLe-xi4sl
    @PhuongLe-xi4sl 8 років тому +262

    Just the sound of screeching metal? I see Kanye came to Andre for help with Yeezus.

  • @retr0964
    @retr0964 8 років тому +70

    "You the only nigga that order that drink" Dead 😂

  • @robinlaurence6284
    @robinlaurence6284 6 років тому +285

    The voodoo that Badu do claims another one.

    • @Tcole444
      @Tcole444 5 років тому +39

      "You don't wanna mess with them Creole women." Says Redd Foxx in Harlem nights.

    • @doylesky
      @doylesky 5 років тому +8

      you guys act like hes fuckin dead or something, hes still alive, still talented. he recorded those walk it out and throw some ds remixes after erykah so maybe you guys should thank her

    • @tonyjohnson4347
      @tonyjohnson4347 5 років тому +4

      That family is full of witches, and I am being real with that!

    • @qu_conscious
      @qu_conscious 5 років тому +1

      I think you mean "hoodoo" (dark practices) Voodoo (spiritual art)

    • @darlagoddesshate
      @darlagoddesshate 5 років тому +4

      @@qu_conscious hoodoo is not "dark practices" There is no light and dark in hoodoo. It closer to concepts of traditional African religion and philosophy which is focused on just and unjust, balanced and imbalanced, behaviors. Voodoo is a more religious practice generally while hoodoo is a folk magic rooted in healing, and addressing the needs and wants of Black people in the face of horrendous torture and oppression.

  • @jbellamy83
    @jbellamy83 7 років тому +89

    "bitch I'm trying to read a book" 😂😂

  • @pthfan712
    @pthfan712 8 років тому +91

    "I thought, per chance, you went missing" lost it

    • @Mrussell1980
      @Mrussell1980 6 років тому

      pthfan712 not the voices

    • @derriberri
      @derriberri 6 років тому

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @RakelDaNell
    @RakelDaNell 5 років тому +203

    One green, half caf, half decaf, mint mocha latte, foam on the bottom, served in a vase? 🤣

    • @Eva-uw6uo
      @Eva-uw6uo 5 років тому +10

      As a barista, I just wanna clear up two things.
      1- Foam on the bottom is fucking impossible, period. Because physics.
      2- Even with food coloring, that shit is gonna look brownish because there should be coffee in it.
      As a bonus, half caf half decaf is redundant, because half caf means half caffeinated, therefore half of it is already decaffeinated aka decaf. Half decaf means the same thing, the terms are interchangeable. If he meant like a quarter caffeinated, he could have just said that.

    • @paradoxacres1063
      @paradoxacres1063 5 років тому +9

      @@Eva-uw6uo It's a joke =/

    • @Eva-uw6uo
      @Eva-uw6uo 5 років тому +5

      @@paradoxacres1063 But people do order shit like this, this is a real thing that happens. And when you explain why it can't be done they threaten to have you fired. This is real life.

    • @paradoxacres1063
      @paradoxacres1063 5 років тому +5

      @@Eva-uw6uo Damn. Sorry to hear that. I really hate it when Managers in the food industry don't have your back against unreasonable customers.

    • @Eva-uw6uo
      @Eva-uw6uo 5 років тому +3

      @@paradoxacres1063 Thanks, but thankfully my manager has our backs- won't stop shitty crazy ass people from making unreasonable requests and being unreasonable when they're denied and cause a HUGE scene which may be interlaced with prejudiced comments depending on the customer. And that shit ain't exclusive to baristas- be nice to your food service people, unless they're blatantly being shitheads to you or something (because that happens too because people) just be patient and you'll be well taken care of.

  • @liferealgood
    @liferealgood 8 років тому +262

    Wtf happened man? We use to be somebody. We use to be on top. Then you went and lost yo f-ing mind. 😂😂😂

    • @esthermeya7090
      @esthermeya7090 6 років тому +1

      I was so done when he said that 😂😆

  • @brosefk
    @brosefk 8 років тому +80

    "Why. Does. Your. Breath. Smell. Like. Bird. Seed?"
    Holy shit. Brilliant.

  • @sanninofthesound2631
    @sanninofthesound2631 5 років тому +109

    May Eros, Artemis and Apollo guide you through your musical journey. "Niggah what?" "Kiss"
    Why. Does. Your. Breath. Smell. Like. Birdseed?

  • @MyName-cj4em
    @MyName-cj4em 6 років тому +425

    😁 I Read Somewhere That Big Boi Loved This Skit, I Could Only Imagaine How Much Andre And Big Boi Laughed At This !!! 🤣

    • @tupd
      @tupd 5 років тому +40

      I bet Andre was lowkey heated

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 5 років тому +36

      Andre who? :)

    • @caseylevins9900
      @caseylevins9900 5 років тому +2

      Marcilla Smith 😁

    • @Gavindeftrap
      @Gavindeftrap 4 роки тому +9

      @@MarcillaSmith not Andre 299

    • @kadei7117
      @kadei7117 4 роки тому +7

      @@Gavindeftrap not Andre 3001

  • @Ms9mmBeretta
    @Ms9mmBeretta 8 років тому +267

    or a thought.. per-chance.. you went.. MISSING.... 😂😂

    • @MKL3165
      @MKL3165 8 років тому

      lol

    • @Yochillmanchill
      @Yochillmanchill 8 років тому +19

      He said "I thought perchance."..... Why would he even say "or a thought... How can u ... Never mind. Enjoy your day.

    • @CedRockStarr
      @CedRockStarr 8 років тому

      That makes no sense. See comment below

    • @Ms9mmBeretta
      @Ms9mmBeretta 8 років тому +9

      CedRock starr I'm not correcting it.

    • @zan3958
      @zan3958 8 років тому

      L

  • @natewilliams4781
    @natewilliams4781 5 років тому +336

    " is if you'd look into the pinhole with your thirdeye "

    • @nickraad77
      @nickraad77 5 років тому +26

      “Yeah I thought you’s gunna say some stupid shit like that..”

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 5 років тому +5

      *pinwheel

    • @qepidu-lyibh9799
      @qepidu-lyibh9799 5 років тому

      Nate Williams third eye

    • @TeamLegacyFTW
      @TeamLegacyFTW 5 років тому +2

      Pineal gland👽

    • @Sesshomaru474
      @Sesshomaru474 5 років тому +1

      Just means Andre... 3000 went crazy while joining the Illuminati.

  • @MikeRehfuss
    @MikeRehfuss 8 років тому +355

    I have seen this over twenty times and it still makes me laugh.

  • @camille.8285
    @camille.8285 7 років тому +202

    The bit at 2.52 is actually so sad. Jordan was like "You leaving me? That's a (first)"

  • @AthenaGM
    @AthenaGM 5 років тому +1425

    Eryka Badu happened🤣

    • @hoopaswagg
      @hoopaswagg 5 років тому +16

      Fax

    • @mosesbolt1794
      @mosesbolt1794 5 років тому +2

      what do you mean?

    • @crashout740
      @crashout740 5 років тому +44

      @@mosesbolt1794 Do your research on Erykah Badu 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @narutoxzx123
      @narutoxzx123 5 років тому +45

      Where talented men go to die still love her though 🤣 that magical...👀 Ending brothas careers.

    • @TIENxSHINHAN
      @TIENxSHINHAN 5 років тому +63

      Suicide Moses men seem to become weird af after they have sex with Erykah Badu

  • @McGarthur
    @McGarthur 8 років тому +323

    Yo why they do my man 3000 like that? LOL Look at the way he entered the cafe' LMAO!!!! I wonder if Dre and Big Boi seen this?

    • @Zoeyw1
      @Zoeyw1 8 років тому +1

      loool

    • @clue104
      @clue104 8 років тому +53

      Big Boi thought it was inaccurate but hilarious. I'm sure that Andre has seen it by now. 😂

    • @primecreator5257
      @primecreator5257 8 років тому +13

      +clue104 really? he actually talked about it??

    • @clue104
      @clue104 8 років тому +26

      prime creator yeah. he was talking with sway. he had phantogram with him. it's on youtube.

    • @1nkatha
      @1nkatha 8 років тому

      😂 😂 😂

  • @WatchMoviesWithLatisha
    @WatchMoviesWithLatisha 9 років тому +599

    Why does this feel like a less extreme metaphor for their relationship? I can't believe the show is ending.

    • @IllHandleThis
      @IllHandleThis 9 років тому +8

      Whaaaaat? Oh no :'(

    • @buddysunk
      @buddysunk 9 років тому +143

      +Latisha-Ashley Wilson They arent going to stop working together though, they just dont want the show to become old and bad. they want to end it on a good note. they will work on other stuff.

    • @WatchMoviesWithLatisha
      @WatchMoviesWithLatisha 9 років тому +6

      +Casprin I hope so!

    • @buddysunk
      @buddysunk 9 років тому +34

      Serkan AKIN This has nothing to do with the channel directors.

    • @super-NRG
      @super-NRG 9 років тому +37

      ***** ...and especially not with their race.

  • @latoryabrown5397
    @latoryabrown5397 5 років тому +70

    When he started to blow that damn fan I freaking lost it LMAO 😂😂😂

    • @kindnesslove2271
      @kindnesslove2271 5 років тому

      Brown I'm laughing so hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leroyhudson4311
      @leroyhudson4311 4 роки тому

      You can tell Peele lost it several times from the edits.

    • @balrogking1
      @balrogking1 4 роки тому +1

      it's not a fan, dude....it's a fuckin' pinwheel! The same as you see at a kids' party or Mardi Gras.

  • @bandit877
    @bandit877 8 років тому +280

    So low that i could see under the skirt of an ant

    • @willprobablyneveruse1086
      @willprobablyneveruse1086 8 років тому +87

      So low, I can't get high no more when I "geronimo" I just go "eh"

    • @lilvango5917
      @lilvango5917 8 років тому +17

      So low i gotta smoke sum crack cocaine

    • @JuanLopez-lp8ig
      @JuanLopez-lp8ig 7 років тому +1

      So low when they throw pussy or pesos I don't pay no attention to it

    • @melvincruz2126
      @melvincruz2126 6 років тому +2

      Shout out to the mf's that understood this

  • @bpeoples4043
    @bpeoples4043 8 років тому +47

    "Bitch, I'm trying to read a book" Died XD

    • @TheKorfish
      @TheKorfish 8 років тому +9

      how I feel every time I read anything.

  • @nikolaitorres9169
    @nikolaitorres9169 11 місяців тому +6

    The wooden flutes at the end of his goodbye could not have been more on point given his album this year! Talk about forward comedic thinking!🤣

  • @meikoblock
    @meikoblock 8 років тому +49

    how do they not crack up doing the delivery of these lines?!!

    • @renzimoe2004
      @renzimoe2004 6 років тому

      meikoblock they are professionals :)

  • @OoRrGg
    @OoRrGg 8 років тому +35

    "I thought you was gonna say some stupid shit like that" lmao

  • @slamitch
    @slamitch Рік тому +4

    The first full-length solo release from OutKast's André 3000 in 17 years is an instrumental album featuring a variety of flutes.

  • @jasonviolin
    @jasonviolin 6 років тому +470

    anyone noticed at 2:48 Andre checked the time on his watch-less wrist lmfao

    • @kogancames1107
      @kogancames1107 6 років тому +8

      Jason Chen yes that was the joke....thanks

    • @PoppyCorn144
      @PoppyCorn144 6 років тому +44

      It’s a watch he can see with his third eye.

    • @404Miiks
      @404Miiks 5 років тому +3

      Jason Chen Chronometrophobia, lol

    • @AdamAarts
      @AdamAarts 5 років тому +2

      Andre who?

    • @sunkid02
      @sunkid02 5 років тому +1

      @@AdamAarts 2999 ??

  • @AirCanada1J5
    @AirCanada1J5 8 років тому +98

    funny I actually saw 3 stacks at a Starbucks in Dallas last year. He was wearing plaid tights, on a workout

    • @averageentertainment4828
      @averageentertainment4828 8 років тому +27

      @AirCanada1J5 - Yeah I saw him at Seafood Shack in Dallas too. He was at the bar just chilling and no one approached him. Took a minute but realized it was him. He was wearing clothes like he was painting. Cool guy tho, got a pic lol

    • @angiemaq
      @angiemaq 7 років тому +13

      Average Entertainment Seafood Shack??? He's a vegetarian but the last time I saw pics him he was in a Home Depot or Lowes wearing overalls and a hoodie. The last he was out with Big Boi and Kanye at some restaurant in Atlanta. I think Kanye was there to beg them not to get back together lol It would make him and jay z's album look like that coloring sheet and 3 crayons that they give your kids to keep them busy while you wait on your food.

    • @antwuanmccoy4994
      @antwuanmccoy4994 7 років тому +2

      Crazy! I seen him a the Lubys off 635 and Midway!

  • @Dsoundz100
    @Dsoundz100 5 років тому +174

    I wonder what outkast thinks about this episode lol 😂

    • @4esv
      @4esv 5 років тому +48

      pitchfork.com/news/61076-big-boi-on-key-and-peele-outkast-sketch-it-was-way-off-but-it-was-funny-as-hell/

    • @bisurker
      @bisurker 5 років тому +42

      Big boi actually responded that Andre doesn't really act like that, but that the skit was funny as hell.

    • @thechitownclown8972
      @thechitownclown8972 5 років тому +18

      I bet this is exactly how Big Boi would actually act in real life if this happened.

    • @sarticusproductions6396
      @sarticusproductions6396 5 років тому +21

      @@4esv Fuck, that's actually really sweet! He's like 'who gives a shit if we make music? He's my brother, man!'

  • @davidking6242
    @davidking6242 8 років тому +65

    may eros, artimus and appollo guide you through your musical journey
    nigga what
    one of the best liens in Key and Peele hahahaha

  • @ralphyetmore
    @ralphyetmore 8 років тому +429

    Why... Does...Your... Breath... Smell... Like... Birdseed?...

  • @ImJustSayin2014
    @ImJustSayin2014 5 років тому +105

    Ok but the real question is: does anybody else remember some short-lived kids cartoon featuring André 3000 or was that just a dream I had?

    • @saturncrush
      @saturncrush 5 років тому +8

      Libertarirynn Videos yes and the soundtrack was off the chain!

    • @onemanjam519
      @onemanjam519 5 років тому +26

      Class of 3000

    • @funboi2024
      @funboi2024 5 років тому +6

      Yes it was real

    • @juliealexis7438
      @juliealexis7438 5 років тому +5

      Most diverse musical styles ever heard on the cartoon show. Have the CD. Still dancing to Banana Zoo,

    • @Rafael-le1tz
      @Rafael-le1tz 5 років тому

      yep

  • @trurio6471
    @trurio6471 8 років тому +899

    Y.... does.... Ur..... breath..... smell... like.... bird seed

  • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
    @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 8 років тому +1400

    Erykah Badu is what happened.

    • @eleazaryasharahla7792
      @eleazaryasharahla7792 8 років тому +46

      so true

    • @Eli_B3000
      @Eli_B3000 8 років тому +153

      We almost lost Common to the Baduizms too..

    • @nofilter925
      @nofilter925 8 років тому +31

      Stole the words from my mouth

    • @MarcAnthem
      @MarcAnthem 7 років тому +22

      what happened? how is she responsible for that shit

    • @mylesid
      @mylesid 7 років тому +36

      YES!!! I second that, have you ever seen pics of Common before Erykah Badu then after wards?

  • @airwiick7310
    @airwiick7310 5 років тому +26

    And now he walking around an airport playing a flute

    • @glowlight69
      @glowlight69 3 роки тому

      Yes, leave him to his peace. We don't know what the music industry has put him through.

  • @JackT13
    @JackT13 8 років тому +367

    Poor Andre. He'll be remembered like this, not like one of the greatest, most artistic rappers to ever live

    • @trevenbutler1625
      @trevenbutler1625 8 років тому +5

      you're so right

    • @dclarkjeannine
      @dclarkjeannine 8 років тому +36

      Gabe Thornes umm no he won't lol. Maybe to millennials

    • @shanshan8687
      @shanshan8687 8 років тому +37

      dclarkjeannine um no this millennial will always remember andre 3000 fondly

    • @dclarkjeannine
      @dclarkjeannine 8 років тому

      Shannon rodgers k

    • @shanshan8687
      @shanshan8687 8 років тому +9

      dclarkjeannine lol I love how you're just like mkay whatever bitch XD

  • @JuanLopez-lp8ig
    @JuanLopez-lp8ig 8 років тому +21

    "bissh I'm tryna read a book" lmfao I'm fukn dying

  • @ranredd85
    @ranredd85 5 років тому +239

    This skit is a double entendre of Key n Peele's very own careers

    • @valysheev
      @valysheev 5 років тому +4

      Kinda

    • @jasminepearls1047
      @jasminepearls1047 5 років тому +27

      Keenan and Kel

    • @ProlificThreadworm
      @ProlificThreadworm 5 років тому

      Who's who?
      Like legit I just know those 2 guys use those 2 names.

    • @ranredd85
      @ranredd85 5 років тому +7

      @@ProlificThreadworm Peele would be Big Boi and Key would be Andre 3000 by the time their careers are finished

    • @weeksweeks9552
      @weeksweeks9552 5 років тому +2

      Def kenan and kel

  • @sr.wardensteph9877
    @sr.wardensteph9877 7 років тому +133

    As an outkast fan....this here was amazing

    • @soundlesssundew
      @soundlesssundew 6 років тому +5

      As an Outkast fan, I can tell you your not a real fan.

    • @codeinfrmdanorth
      @codeinfrmdanorth 6 років тому +3

      SoundlessSundew as a mega outkast fan i can tell you‘re both no real outkast fans

    • @ashadownoonenoticed
      @ashadownoonenoticed 6 років тому +4

      As an Ultra fan of outkast i can tell you're all not real outkast fans

    • @lucaswilliam719
      @lucaswilliam719 6 років тому

      Facts, ive watched it like 10 times.

    • @lucaswilliam719
      @lucaswilliam719 6 років тому +1

      And real outkast fans know speakerbox was not near any of their first 4 albums and the musical was whack. And andre was the creative drive behind both.

  • @gr8myndmuzic
    @gr8myndmuzic 7 років тому +115

    I lost it when he did the screeching metal sound 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joblow626
    @joblow626 5 років тому +36

    Damn... they got Andre looking like Peter Pan 😂😂

    • @kxmode
      @kxmode 5 років тому

      Second star to the right and straight on to mornin y'all! .o/

  • @rhymesgalore81
    @rhymesgalore81 8 років тому +37

    *whispering* bitch I'm trying to read a book...

  • @BlkManta88
    @BlkManta88 8 років тому +23

    0:49 "Bitch I'm trying to read a book."

  • @m.c.collins6777
    @m.c.collins6777 11 місяців тому +2

    André 3000 - I swear, I Really Wanted To Make A "Rap" Album But This Is Literally The Way The Wind Blew Me This Time
    Well, that REALLY explained everything.

  • @SpoonHurler
    @SpoonHurler 8 років тому +99

    Wait... can you actually get the foam on the bottom?

  • @shasonm6695
    @shasonm6695 7 років тому +34

    both guys are lyrical geniuses!

  • @dopeinreallifepodcast
    @dopeinreallifepodcast 6 років тому +45

    Damn! "Why...does... your... breath... smell... like... bird seeds" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂!!! Classic!

    • @georgiaval1
      @georgiaval1 5 років тому

      Omg that was the funniest line🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnhanx2514
    @johnhanx2514 8 років тому +16

    "I thought you was gonna say some stupid shit like that" I'm dead

  • @ShinRyojin
    @ShinRyojin 7 років тому +288

    It makes sense that Hey Ya was written by someone who has lost their damn mind.

    • @redleader6186
      @redleader6186 6 років тому +28

      Hey Ya isa culture classic. A timeless piece of music.

    • @ChromeTecNina
      @ChromeTecNina 6 років тому +22

      Erykah Badu's vagina did this to Andre. If you think I'm playing, look at common look what happened to him. Same s***

    • @SleepyCity0001
      @SleepyCity0001 6 років тому +12

      If you watch an interview with andre 3000, hes a very chill guy lol. He hasn't lost his mind at all.💀

    • @ChromeTecNina
      @ChromeTecNina 6 років тому +12

      @@SleepyCity0001 They're obviously being over-the-top. When we say he went crazy, we're talking about the way he dresses and s*** like that

    • @JO-oc3ne
      @JO-oc3ne 6 років тому +5

      Funny how that guy who "lost" his damn mind never got dissed by gangsta rappers when he was wearing anti-gangsta clothes lmao

  • @christianinfinity8206
    @christianinfinity8206 8 місяців тому +3

    This aged well

  • @nfsmw8414
    @nfsmw8414 8 років тому +22

    "Bitch I'm tryin to read a book" LMAO 😂😂😂

  • @oleboy5521
    @oleboy5521 9 років тому +62

    Man, why they got 3000 dressed up in that Peter Pan ass outfit with that Just For Me perm?! Stop playin....lol

    • @poppysfit
      @poppysfit 9 років тому +3

      Ole Boy LOL!

    • @JoeDirtisawsome
      @JoeDirtisawsome 9 років тому +49

      If you look into the pinwheel with your third eye all will be revealed.

    • @PjSparkle08
      @PjSparkle08 9 років тому +9

      +Ole Boy
      dead @ just for me perm lol

  • @iamaten2719
    @iamaten2719 6 років тому +160

    We all try to look the other way when it comes to Dre 3000. But man, lol this was basically how things went down with that group.

    • @luisvilla799
      @luisvilla799 5 років тому +10

      Agreed man from sorry mrs jackson, so fresh and so clean and others, to stupid shit like hey yeah, by andre 3000 fuck that shit that aint hip hop

    • @TheBankai1407
      @TheBankai1407 5 років тому +30

      @@luisvilla799 go back further, listen to ATLiens and Aquemini - two of the greatest albums in history. There are a few decent tracks on Southernplayalisticmuzic too if you really get in to Outkast. They have always been about space/spirituality etc in their rap but once the big dollars roll in you get told how to sound.

    • @WilliamStimpler
      @WilliamStimpler 5 років тому +71

      Yall are nuts this is NOT how shit went down lmaoo... and if you listen to Speakerboxxx/Love Below and you call that bad music than you got no taste ... Outkast was never "Hip Hop" they transcended that genre and many others since day one... sure they were a HUGE and still are part of hip hops legacy ... but they were doing way more than any other artists at that time and any of their albums . . HEY YA was pop perfection... dont hate on musical geniuses who wanna prove they can do it all ... that album literally won a grammy...which usually isnt saying much ... but for what that album was it means a lot ... Andre is experimental beyond most average listeners attention span...it jus blows my mind to see people actually feel that way about one of the best modern pop albums... they were always shooting for Pop... POPULAR ... I hope yall who are slighting those works dont dick ride pop prince drake and future and all the other actual pop garbage out there today ... what a beautiful world if Outkast would release one more "bad" album lmao

    • @MrSteveAlmighty
      @MrSteveAlmighty 5 років тому +18

      Look the other way? Lol, 3000 still kills every guest verse he touches. I always figured they both sabotaged group progress, like when Questlove called them out for asking for 1mil to be part of the Roots Picnic years ago.

    • @WilliamStimpler
      @WilliamStimpler 5 років тому +4

      @@MrSteveAlmighty I cant find one article or one sentence on the internet that Outkast asked a million and quest called them out ... can you cite that plz

  • @aleonflex6611
    @aleonflex6611 8 років тому +181

    Andre lost his mind because of meegan

  • @ifea.8329
    @ifea.8329 7 років тому +124

    its not 2999, its not 3001 lmao

  • @polay1073
    @polay1073 5 років тому +49

    00:46 so we just gonna ignore that overly exaggerated gasp?

  • @veo16
    @veo16 8 років тому +180

    Peele employs the same facial expressions as Channing Tatum in this skit.