So... Quark has fought 2 armed Klingons with 1 beaten and 1 killed, and he has also personally killed 2 Jem'hadar soldiers while breaking out his brother from prison. Took out another Jem'hadar soldier in the Siege of AR-558. Plus he lead a mission to rescue his mother from the Dominion, meanwhile taking another Vorta as hostage and killing his 2 Jem'hadar guards. Then joined a Klingon mission to help honour Jadzia's memory and to assist her way to Sto-vo-kor. Quark is a freaking war hero. Most Klingons probably didn't have an as illustrious career.
House of Quark Sigil: Red background with two silver bottles between a bar of gold pressed Latinum Current Lord: Lord Quark, The true son of Ferenginar Heir: Ser Rom, the Genius Our Words: When Morn leaves, it's all over.
In a warrior culture that places honor above anything else, attacking an unarmed opponent with a weapon is considered an act of great dishonor and cowardice. If any of his Klingon mates every found out he did this, he would lose a lot of prestige in their eyes. Klingons face their enemy on equal ground. If they're unarmed, you should be too.
@@Xylarxcode you could not be more correct! Of course, in this case, it was all the Klingon's fault anyway because he was so drunk. Even a human knows you shouldn't be handling guns or knives when you are plastered.
Hmm, I never saw this episode, but, well, if the Klingons get upset, I wonder how well it would go over if Quark just explained it this way: "This one dishonorably presumed to demand wine he could not afford to buy. When I refused to hand over my property without proper compensation, he attacked me, and I defeated him in fair, one-on-one, hand-to-hand combat. My brother and any station surveillance video can corroborate these facts." I can imagine the Klingons respecting Quark's actions at that point enough to leave him alone, perhaps.
The problem was that this guy was the head of a house, but since he was given to vice, he ended up in debt to another house that had ambitions of taking all his stuff. The widow ends up marrying Quark and hijinks ensue.
But he wasn't a very good customer. Didn't pay his bar bill on time like O'Brien and Bashir did. They were good customers that Quark mourned when everyone thought they were dead.
Klingon blood was only pink in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, in the zero gravity sequences only because showing red blood would have caused the film's rating to go from PG to something higher, which was something the producers and such wanted to avoid. So they went to a compromising pink.
TheKoss11 Because he was a human posing as a Klingon. For the Klingon blood in general, they had to change the colour so that they could just get the PG rating and nothing higher. That little bit of red blood for a human was acceptable, but for a Klingon, not so much.
I thought that Klingon blood being pink was so we would have a convenient giveaway about the reveal about the human assassin disguised as a Klingon at the end?
Klingons stole quite a bit of there Technologie so maybe it was really super advanced auto aiming knife without the klingon knowing still set on killing klingons.
@@Asher_Tye That drunk Klingon is a cursed artifact. He happened to be in Quark's bar, and lucky for his house that the proprietor is good with finances.
Unless you're going to be captain of the Enterprise someday. Then you can get stabbed through the heart with an 18 inch dagger and you'll be fine. Toss in an artificial heart and send you on your way.
Comedy, laughter are the reason the Ferengi are here. Dear humans, any idoit can learn from past experience but the best learn as the go...why? Because we are humans, not Ferengies.
Klingon blood is only pink in zero g. The surface tension pushes the midichlorians to the middle of the drops, causing the outer layers to lighten in color.
I don't know why Quark is so scared of a Klingon, even a drunk one. Being the proprietor of a mutli-species bar should make him the toughest guy in the room.
One star trek inconsistency that always irked me lol. In star trek 6 it was established that Klingons have pepto bismol blood... yet this fella's blood is human red lol
So... Quark has fought 2 armed Klingons with 1 beaten and 1 killed, and he has also personally killed 2 Jem'hadar soldiers while breaking out his brother from prison. Took out another Jem'hadar soldier in the Siege of AR-558. Plus he lead a mission to rescue his mother from the Dominion, meanwhile taking another Vorta as hostage and killing his 2 Jem'hadar guards. Then joined a Klingon mission to help honour Jadzia's memory and to assist her way to Sto-vo-kor.
Quark is a freaking war hero. Most Klingons probably didn't have an as illustrious career.
Lets also not forget that time he changed his genitalia and was willing to take one for the team.
@@DS-qj1ii song of moogie!
Quark the greatest warrior of DS9.
If a Klingon allowed an unarmed Ferangi to kill him with his own knife in a fight, he deserved to die
More like he fell on his own blade. It's the truth, and it's less humiliating.
@@5610winston Yeah, but a less exciting story as well!
@Blue Skeptic ok Data
Isn't it an act of extreme dishonor to attack an unarmed opponent?
Dying over being broke no less.
House of Quark
Sigil: Red background with two silver bottles between a bar of gold pressed Latinum
Current Lord: Lord Quark, The true son of Ferenginar
Heir: Ser Rom, the Genius
Our Words: When Morn leaves, it's all over.
That's would be a great sigil
Perfection
That's a rather humiliating way to die: attacking an unarmed ferengi with a knife and lose.
To be fair, he was drunk off his ass.
In a warrior culture that places honor above anything else, attacking an unarmed opponent with a weapon is considered an act of great dishonor and cowardice. If any of his Klingon mates every found out he did this, he would lose a lot of prestige in their eyes. Klingons face their enemy on equal ground. If they're unarmed, you should be too.
@@Xylarxcode you could not be more correct! Of course, in this case, it was all the Klingon's fault anyway because he was so drunk. Even a human knows you shouldn't be handling guns or knives when you are plastered.
@@Halpin2006 Or being Alec Baldwin......
Rule of Acquisition #287: A dead customer is no customer at all.
No one noticed that Morn gave Quark the sign he was gonna tap dat?
Morn's a sex god on DS9. Its nothing new to Quark.
Morns little thumbs up still makes me chuckle years later. :)
Obviously someone did.
Well sure, but it's no big surprise. Morn is a smooth talker.
@@boccs9925
You know Morn, he never shuts up
Hmm, I never saw this episode, but, well, if the Klingons get upset, I wonder how well it would go over if Quark just explained it this way:
"This one dishonorably presumed to demand wine he could not afford to buy. When I refused to hand over my property without proper compensation, he attacked me, and I defeated him in fair, one-on-one, hand-to-hand combat. My brother and any station surveillance video can corroborate these facts."
I can imagine the Klingons respecting Quark's actions at that point enough to leave him alone, perhaps.
The problem was that this guy was the head of a house, but since he was given to vice, he ended up in debt to another house that had ambitions of taking all his stuff. The widow ends up marrying Quark and hijinks ensue.
@@therdj15 Quark also tried to explain finances and Excel files to the Klingon High Council. :P
@@fingerboxes That was funny. Seeing the Klingon react to another Klingon trying to use money and fiances to bring down another house.
Quark may not have the lobes for battle, but he does and the lobes, and tenacity, for business.
That is pretty much the story Quark told.
I think the Klingon got the easy option... If he had opened a line of credit with Quark, he would have died a thousand deaths.
And then he would have had his remains sold off.
Poor Quark. Lost another customer.
But he wasn't a very good customer. Didn't pay his bar bill on time like O'Brien and Bashir did. They were good customers that Quark mourned when everyone thought they were dead.
I still can’t believe a woman as glorious, strong willed and passionate as Grilka would marry a lush like that.
Even by Klingon standards Quark is a major step up
He wasn’t a lush until the enemy House attacked him with money.
this ^
@@Egilhelmson
So, do you think when he arrives everyday, everyone in the bar goes... "Morn!!!!"
Really liked this episode. Between Quark and Garak they were quite often the pivotal characters. Masterful story telling.
The scriptwriters did a good job setting up this story.
Rule of aquisition 287 "Never kill a customer when throwing him out will do"
Thus began the legend of the most famous Ferengi on Kronos!
kicked there ass with money honorably truly a special ferringhi.
Rule of acquisition 286 when morn leaves it's all over
287 when you wake up and realize Mourn is lousey rule 286 never applies.
@@notused2118 pretty sure 287 is actually "If no rule applies, make one up".
It's also the unwritten rule.
My personal Rule of Acquisition #286 is "Never get into a battle of wits with a Ferengi, when DEATH is on the line."
Later Ferengi will read that new rule and go "Who the heck is Moarn?"
Morn is such a charming smoothtalker xD
He killed his only customer, well done
And he got to be lord of a Noble House.
Klingon blood was only pink in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, in the zero gravity sequences only because showing red blood would have caused the film's rating to go from PG to something higher, which was something the producers and such wanted to avoid. So they went to a compromising pink.
LordDavid04 not true, when colonel west was shot, he had red blood.
TheKoss11
Because he was a human posing as a Klingon. For the Klingon blood in general, they had to change the colour so that they could just get the PG rating and nothing higher. That little bit of red blood for a human was acceptable, but for a Klingon, not so much.
that... doesn't make any sense.
I thought that Klingon blood being pink was so we would have a convenient giveaway about the reveal about the human assassin disguised as a Klingon at the end?
well, I guess they could argue that when Klingons drink too much blood wine, their blood turns from pink to red.
I want that Klingon's magic knife, it went from being on their side to being in his chest in the next scene.
Klingons stole quite a bit of there Technologie so maybe it was really super advanced auto aiming knife without the klingon knowing still set on killing klingons.
Why would you want a knife that travels from your side to embedded in your chest? Seems like a cursed artifact to me.
@@Asher_Tye That drunk Klingon is a cursed artifact. He happened to be in Quark's bar, and lucky for his house that the proprietor is good with finances.
@@Kara_Kay_Eschel very true. Probably the one good thing he did for his House.
That's future tech for ya. What we think of as "magic" is really just futuristic technology.
Quark is my favorite character. He's the most likeable in my opinion
Quark and Garak and Bashir are the greatest, They say what nobody else would dare.
Thanks to Quark's wit and Kyra's ass this was an awesome show.
QUARK saying he should have gone into insurance, better hours, more money, less scruples. THATS THE TRUTH
he also wished he went into gun running way better pay but he is a people person.
Rule of acquisition number -1
Asking a Ferengi for credit is like a stab in the heart.
I hope she's okay with Morn. From what I understand he's a bit of a screamer in bed.
Morn is the Podrick Payne of DS9.
Don't f*ck with a Ferengi in his own bar.
Rule of acquisition #288: make sure you know what you're getting yourself into, especially when a klingon dies in your place.
Morn is a stud.
Love that little thumbs up from Morn at the beginning.
Remember, chest wounds are instantly fatal, especially in the low-tech future of the 24th century.
A popped aorta is a popped aoeta, no matter the century
Unless you're going to be captain of the Enterprise someday. Then you can get stabbed through the heart with an 18 inch dagger and you'll be fine. Toss in an artificial heart and send you on your way.
Comedy, laughter are the reason the Ferengi are here. Dear humans, any idoit can learn from past experience but the best learn as the go...why? Because we are humans, not Ferengies.
"No, my only customer!"
Playing smart is very difficult, but this guy nailed it.
Morn you player.
Klingon blood is only pink in zero g. The surface tension pushes the midichlorians to the middle of the drops, causing the outer layers to lighten in color.
Midichlorians?! xD
Killing a customer who hasn't paid yet- I don't think so.
He did not kill him, he fell on his own knife, an accident! Also, he had no money so he could not pay anyway!
The Klingon sounds vaguely like Inigo Montoya.
More like don't f*ck with Ferengi when you're drunk.
Me: “QUICK! Steal his shoes!”
I don't know why Quark is so scared of a Klingon, even a drunk one. Being the proprietor of a mutli-species bar should make him the toughest guy in the room.
"This is not Klingon blood."
Oke of my favorite exercises
Pre-credit sequence is called "cold open"
and here i thought klingon blood was pink
oxygenated Klingon blood.
Isn't there a rule about not killing your only customer
Thete is no credit in the house of Quark. Only lat!
Morn is the Fonzie of DS9
Paramount ran out of Pepto Bismol.
Any other Ferengi wouldn’t last less than 20 seconds.
That's not Klingon blood.
Hail Quark, the Ferengi Klingonslayer!
Due to the war, there was a shortage of peptol bismol! ;)
NEVER KILL A CUSTOMER
which rule of acquisition was that?
If they can't pay, they aren't a customer.
Rule 161: Never kill a customer, unless you make more profit out of his death than out of his life.
Quarks bar, our prices will kill ya
He done goofed.
Rule of acquisition No. 287.
Morn is a ladies man.
I thought Klingon blood was Purple 🟣?
2:23 He's made of raspberry jam!!
Don't just sit there with your mouth open, CALL 911 NOW!
I'm guessing her was accused of murder, even if he could argue that it was in self-defense.
errr what happened to klingons having purple blood?
well, after drinking so much blood wine ...
Whoops.
A lot about Klingons in Star Trek VI doesn't really follow the rest of the cannon.
Pre credit?
killing your last customer, how embarassing
"Less scruples ", surprised he did not say politics.
Did his credit get approved?
at 1:40, the Klingon had passed out. If Quark had just left him alone to sleep it off, nothing would have happened.
Irrelevant
I thought Klingon blood was purple star trek 4 the undiscovered country
That’s Star Trek VI
i though klingnon blood is suppose to be pink not red
Klingon "honor" at its finest.
Don't Klingons have redundant hearts for occasions such as this?
Did you know Morn is the only character to appear in every single episode of Deep Space Nine?
False
Customer failed credit check.
I should've gotten into insurance. Better hours, more money, and less scruples.
#SelfDefence
Probably should have just left him alone and he might have stayed passed out on the table.
Isn't their blood suppose to be purple?
Cold open
Qa'plah!
So what happens next?
One star trek inconsistency that always irked me lol. In star trek 6 it was established that Klingons have pepto bismol blood... yet this fella's blood is human red lol
How embarrassing...
please upload the entire show.
Man, these space jews are serious about that cash. Even more so than the New York species.
2:19 He deddd :O
At 0.06 MORN !
Space turtle sex? .... Ough!
Looks like Odo's about to have a Klingon afternoon.
01:59
0:37
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