House of Quark Pre Credit Sequence

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  • Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
  • DS9 3x03 "The House of Quark". I was asked ages ago to upload this pre credit sequence, so this is me keeping my promise (albeit a little late)
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  • @bentencho
    @bentencho 3 роки тому +214

    So... Quark has fought 2 armed Klingons with 1 beaten and 1 killed, and he has also personally killed 2 Jem'hadar soldiers while breaking out his brother from prison. Took out another Jem'hadar soldier in the Siege of AR-558. Plus he lead a mission to rescue his mother from the Dominion, meanwhile taking another Vorta as hostage and killing his 2 Jem'hadar guards. Then joined a Klingon mission to help honour Jadzia's memory and to assist her way to Sto-vo-kor.
    Quark is a freaking war hero. Most Klingons probably didn't have an as illustrious career.

    • @zincsupplylow7519
      @zincsupplylow7519 2 роки тому

      Lets also not forget that time he changed his genitalia and was willing to take one for the team.

    • @lokensicarius9347
      @lokensicarius9347 2 роки тому +5

      @@DS-qj1ii song of moogie!

    • @jaystrickland4151
      @jaystrickland4151 Рік тому

      Quark the greatest warrior of DS9.

  • @tylertheultimatebadass87
    @tylertheultimatebadass87 5 років тому +522

    If a Klingon allowed an unarmed Ferangi to kill him with his own knife in a fight, he deserved to die

    • @5610winston
      @5610winston 5 років тому +30

      More like he fell on his own blade. It's the truth, and it's less humiliating.

    • @TankdozerCavalry
      @TankdozerCavalry 5 років тому +4

      @@5610winston Yeah, but a less exciting story as well!

    • @PlayNiceFolks
      @PlayNiceFolks 4 роки тому +4

      @Blue Skeptic ok Data

    • @SirStanleytheStumbler
      @SirStanleytheStumbler 4 роки тому +12

      Isn't it an act of extreme dishonor to attack an unarmed opponent?

    • @wolfmanhcc
      @wolfmanhcc 4 роки тому +4

      Dying over being broke no less.

  • @IAmEvilTree
    @IAmEvilTree 11 років тому +270

    House of Quark
    Sigil: Red background with two silver bottles between a bar of gold pressed Latinum
    Current Lord: Lord Quark, The true son of Ferenginar
    Heir: Ser Rom, the Genius
    Our Words: When Morn leaves, it's all over.

  • @xxlCortez
    @xxlCortez 3 роки тому +56

    That's a rather humiliating way to die: attacking an unarmed ferengi with a knife and lose.

    • @hisdudeness8328
      @hisdudeness8328 3 роки тому +2

      To be fair, he was drunk off his ass.

    • @Xylarxcode
      @Xylarxcode 2 роки тому +7

      In a warrior culture that places honor above anything else, attacking an unarmed opponent with a weapon is considered an act of great dishonor and cowardice. If any of his Klingon mates every found out he did this, he would lose a lot of prestige in their eyes. Klingons face their enemy on equal ground. If they're unarmed, you should be too.

    • @Halpin2006
      @Halpin2006 2 роки тому +2

      @@Xylarxcode you could not be more correct! Of course, in this case, it was all the Klingon's fault anyway because he was so drunk. Even a human knows you shouldn't be handling guns or knives when you are plastered.

    • @joerivas9847
      @joerivas9847 Рік тому +1

      @@Halpin2006 Or being Alec Baldwin......

  • @TazarZero
    @TazarZero 4 роки тому +29

    Rule of Acquisition #287: A dead customer is no customer at all.

  • @electricdevil2422
    @electricdevil2422 8 років тому +397

    No one noticed that Morn gave Quark the sign he was gonna tap dat?

    • @SirCraigius
      @SirCraigius 7 років тому +96

      Morn's a sex god on DS9. Its nothing new to Quark.

    • @daverage4729
      @daverage4729 6 років тому +59

      Morns little thumbs up still makes me chuckle years later. :)

    • @r0bw00d
      @r0bw00d 5 років тому +2

      Obviously someone did.

    • @boccs9925
      @boccs9925 5 років тому +37

      Well sure, but it's no big surprise. Morn is a smooth talker.

    • @christopherstory514
      @christopherstory514 4 роки тому +35

      @@boccs9925
      You know Morn, he never shuts up

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar2000 6 років тому +241

    Hmm, I never saw this episode, but, well, if the Klingons get upset, I wonder how well it would go over if Quark just explained it this way:
    "This one dishonorably presumed to demand wine he could not afford to buy. When I refused to hand over my property without proper compensation, he attacked me, and I defeated him in fair, one-on-one, hand-to-hand combat. My brother and any station surveillance video can corroborate these facts."
    I can imagine the Klingons respecting Quark's actions at that point enough to leave him alone, perhaps.

    • @fingerboxes
      @fingerboxes 5 років тому +68

      The problem was that this guy was the head of a house, but since he was given to vice, he ended up in debt to another house that had ambitions of taking all his stuff. The widow ends up marrying Quark and hijinks ensue.

    • @fingerboxes
      @fingerboxes 5 років тому +27

      @@therdj15 Quark also tried to explain finances and Excel files to the Klingon High Council. :P

    • @Dularr
      @Dularr 5 років тому +26

      @@fingerboxes That was funny. Seeing the Klingon react to another Klingon trying to use money and fiances to bring down another house.

    • @Kara_Kay_Eschel
      @Kara_Kay_Eschel 3 роки тому +7

      Quark may not have the lobes for battle, but he does and the lobes, and tenacity, for business.

    • @doornik1142
      @doornik1142 2 роки тому

      That is pretty much the story Quark told.

  • @TyPhenirW0LF
    @TyPhenirW0LF 4 роки тому +81

    I think the Klingon got the easy option... If he had opened a line of credit with Quark, he would have died a thousand deaths.

    • @allyourpie4323
      @allyourpie4323 2 роки тому +1

      And then he would have had his remains sold off.

  • @nothri
    @nothri 11 років тому +126

    Poor Quark. Lost another customer.

    • @everything6582
      @everything6582 4 роки тому +3

      But he wasn't a very good customer. Didn't pay his bar bill on time like O'Brien and Bashir did. They were good customers that Quark mourned when everyone thought they were dead.

  • @gene8172
    @gene8172 4 роки тому +117

    I still can’t believe a woman as glorious, strong willed and passionate as Grilka would marry a lush like that.

    • @JR-bf8su
      @JR-bf8su 3 роки тому +29

      Even by Klingon standards Quark is a major step up

    • @Egilhelmson
      @Egilhelmson 3 роки тому +34

      He wasn’t a lush until the enemy House attacked him with money.

    • @talthan
      @talthan Рік тому

      this ^
      @@Egilhelmson

  • @Linguistic1
    @Linguistic1 2 роки тому +4

    So, do you think when he arrives everyday, everyone in the bar goes... "Morn!!!!"

  • @jimparsons6803
    @jimparsons6803 5 років тому +13

    Really liked this episode. Between Quark and Garak they were quite often the pivotal characters. Masterful story telling.

  • @davea6314
    @davea6314 2 роки тому +8

    The scriptwriters did a good job setting up this story.

  • @kirkjohnson9353
    @kirkjohnson9353 4 роки тому +11

    Rule of aquisition 287 "Never kill a customer when throwing him out will do"

  • @Paul-A01
    @Paul-A01 4 роки тому +5

    Thus began the legend of the most famous Ferengi on Kronos!

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 4 роки тому

      kicked there ass with money honorably truly a special ferringhi.

  • @user-rr6jj5mr6f
    @user-rr6jj5mr6f 6 років тому +33

    Rule of acquisition 286 when morn leaves it's all over

    • @notused2118
      @notused2118 5 років тому +1

      287 when you wake up and realize Mourn is lousey rule 286 never applies.

    • @Random_Chiroptera
      @Random_Chiroptera 5 років тому

      @@notused2118 pretty sure 287 is actually "If no rule applies, make one up".
      It's also the unwritten rule.

    • @Deadpool_64
      @Deadpool_64 4 роки тому +1

      My personal Rule of Acquisition #286 is "Never get into a battle of wits with a Ferengi, when DEATH is on the line."

  • @Asher_Tye
    @Asher_Tye 5 років тому +19

    Later Ferengi will read that new rule and go "Who the heck is Moarn?"

  • @Marguns21
    @Marguns21 6 років тому +22

    Morn is such a charming smoothtalker xD

  • @thescarlethunter2160
    @thescarlethunter2160 3 роки тому +8

    He killed his only customer, well done

    • @TheScamr
      @TheScamr 2 роки тому

      And he got to be lord of a Noble House.

  • @LordDavid04
    @LordDavid04 10 років тому +63

    Klingon blood was only pink in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, in the zero gravity sequences only because showing red blood would have caused the film's rating to go from PG to something higher, which was something the producers and such wanted to avoid. So they went to a compromising pink.

    • @TheKoss11
      @TheKoss11 8 років тому +1

      LordDavid04 not true, when colonel west was shot, he had red blood.

    • @LordDavid04
      @LordDavid04 8 років тому +10

      TheKoss11
      Because he was a human posing as a Klingon. For the Klingon blood in general, they had to change the colour so that they could just get the PG rating and nothing higher. That little bit of red blood for a human was acceptable, but for a Klingon, not so much.

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 6 років тому +2

      that... doesn't make any sense.

    • @sonic8005
      @sonic8005 6 років тому +1

      I thought that Klingon blood being pink was so we would have a convenient giveaway about the reveal about the human assassin disguised as a Klingon at the end?

    • @davidjacobs8558
      @davidjacobs8558 5 років тому +3

      well, I guess they could argue that when Klingons drink too much blood wine, their blood turns from pink to red.

  • @evilmiera
    @evilmiera 7 років тому +70

    I want that Klingon's magic knife, it went from being on their side to being in his chest in the next scene.

    • @Siegberg91
      @Siegberg91 6 років тому +12

      Klingons stole quite a bit of there Technologie so maybe it was really super advanced auto aiming knife without the klingon knowing still set on killing klingons.

    • @Asher_Tye
      @Asher_Tye 5 років тому +9

      Why would you want a knife that travels from your side to embedded in your chest? Seems like a cursed artifact to me.

    • @Kara_Kay_Eschel
      @Kara_Kay_Eschel 5 років тому +3

      @@Asher_Tye That drunk Klingon is a cursed artifact. He happened to be in Quark's bar, and lucky for his house that the proprietor is good with finances.

    • @Asher_Tye
      @Asher_Tye 5 років тому +2

      @@Kara_Kay_Eschel very true. Probably the one good thing he did for his House.

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 4 роки тому +1

      That's future tech for ya. What we think of as "magic" is really just futuristic technology.

  • @TriumvirSajaki
    @TriumvirSajaki 11 років тому +20

    Quark is my favorite character. He's the most likeable in my opinion

    • @winstonelston5743
      @winstonelston5743 6 років тому +5

      Quark and Garak and Bashir are the greatest, They say what nobody else would dare.

  • @wickedpissa25
    @wickedpissa25 12 років тому +31

    Thanks to Quark's wit and Kyra's ass this was an awesome show.

  • @trinitytwo14992
    @trinitytwo14992 4 роки тому +3

    QUARK saying he should have gone into insurance, better hours, more money, less scruples. THATS THE TRUTH

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 4 роки тому

      he also wished he went into gun running way better pay but he is a people person.

  • @digitalradiohacker
    @digitalradiohacker 2 роки тому +1

    Rule of acquisition number -1
    Asking a Ferengi for credit is like a stab in the heart.

  • @WillRennar
    @WillRennar 4 роки тому +24

    I hope she's okay with Morn. From what I understand he's a bit of a screamer in bed.

  • @mightykc73
    @mightykc73 4 роки тому +2

    Morn is the Podrick Payne of DS9.

  • @MsUltrafox
    @MsUltrafox 12 років тому +8

    Don't f*ck with a Ferengi in his own bar.

  • @Demolitiondude
    @Demolitiondude 3 роки тому +1

    Rule of acquisition #288: make sure you know what you're getting yourself into, especially when a klingon dies in your place.

  • @testy462
    @testy462 5 років тому +2

    Morn is a stud.

  • @Trollioli
    @Trollioli 2 роки тому

    Love that little thumbs up from Morn at the beginning.

  • @SukatoKjolen
    @SukatoKjolen 3 роки тому +8

    Remember, chest wounds are instantly fatal, especially in the low-tech future of the 24th century.

    • @iliakatster
      @iliakatster 2 роки тому +1

      A popped aorta is a popped aoeta, no matter the century

    • @Mark73
      @Mark73 2 роки тому

      Unless you're going to be captain of the Enterprise someday. Then you can get stabbed through the heart with an 18 inch dagger and you'll be fine. Toss in an artificial heart and send you on your way.

  • @cholakuany5989
    @cholakuany5989 5 років тому +2

    Comedy, laughter are the reason the Ferengi are here. Dear humans, any idoit can learn from past experience but the best learn as the go...why? Because we are humans, not Ferengies.

  • @YggdrasilAudio
    @YggdrasilAudio 3 роки тому +1

    "No, my only customer!"

  • @dejeon0195
    @dejeon0195 8 років тому +2

    Playing smart is very difficult, but this guy nailed it.

  • @Infernal460
    @Infernal460 4 роки тому +2

    Morn you player.

  • @jdotoz
    @jdotoz 4 роки тому +4

    Klingon blood is only pink in zero g. The surface tension pushes the midichlorians to the middle of the drops, causing the outer layers to lighten in color.

  • @kirkjohnson9353
    @kirkjohnson9353 5 років тому +5

    Killing a customer who hasn't paid yet- I don't think so.

    • @seriascannain6675
      @seriascannain6675 3 роки тому +1

      He did not kill him, he fell on his own knife, an accident! Also, he had no money so he could not pay anyway!

  • @KyleRayner12
    @KyleRayner12 4 роки тому +4

    The Klingon sounds vaguely like Inigo Montoya.

  • @inakamoto
    @inakamoto 12 років тому +6

    More like don't f*ck with Ferengi when you're drunk.

  • @Southern_Crusader
    @Southern_Crusader 4 роки тому +1

    Me: “QUICK! Steal his shoes!”

  • @r0bw00d
    @r0bw00d 3 роки тому +8

    I don't know why Quark is so scared of a Klingon, even a drunk one. Being the proprietor of a mutli-species bar should make him the toughest guy in the room.

  • @joshuabutherus2489
    @joshuabutherus2489 5 років тому +3

    "This is not Klingon blood."

  • @SiriusMined
    @SiriusMined 2 роки тому

    Oke of my favorite exercises

  • @SiriusMined
    @SiriusMined 2 роки тому

    Pre-credit sequence is called "cold open"

  • @AnvilMAn603
    @AnvilMAn603 12 років тому +6

    and here i thought klingon blood was pink

  • @josephagresspahl8149
    @josephagresspahl8149 4 роки тому +2

    Isn't there a rule about not killing your only customer

  • @notused2118
    @notused2118 5 років тому +8

    Thete is no credit in the house of Quark. Only lat!

  • @rideon77
    @rideon77 2 роки тому +1

    Morn is the Fonzie of DS9

  • @iotainfinitum5640
    @iotainfinitum5640 11 років тому +7

    Paramount ran out of Pepto Bismol.

  • @dragonking1097
    @dragonking1097 2 роки тому +1

    Any other Ferengi wouldn’t last less than 20 seconds.

  • @jwest30
    @jwest30 5 років тому +2

    That's not Klingon blood.

  • @Capitan0Guinea
    @Capitan0Guinea 3 роки тому

    Hail Quark, the Ferengi Klingonslayer!

  • @MD2389
    @MD2389 12 років тому +5

    Due to the war, there was a shortage of peptol bismol! ;)

  • @coprographia
    @coprographia 6 років тому +17

    NEVER KILL A CUSTOMER

    • @davidjacobs8558
      @davidjacobs8558 5 років тому +4

      which rule of acquisition was that?

    • @Ganurath
      @Ganurath 5 років тому +4

      If they can't pay, they aren't a customer.

    • @ghosturiel
      @ghosturiel 4 роки тому

      Rule 161: Never kill a customer, unless you make more profit out of his death than out of his life.

  • @Brosgaming-r5h
    @Brosgaming-r5h 3 роки тому

    Quarks bar, our prices will kill ya

  • @HighPriestofLemuria
    @HighPriestofLemuria 12 років тому +1

    He done goofed.

  • @IAmEvilTree
    @IAmEvilTree 11 років тому +3

    Rule of acquisition No. 287.

  • @rikosaikawa9024
    @rikosaikawa9024 4 роки тому +1

    Morn is a ladies man.

  • @robertphillips6296
    @robertphillips6296 2 роки тому +1

    I thought Klingon blood was Purple 🟣?

  • @Kara_Kay_Eschel
    @Kara_Kay_Eschel 2 роки тому

    2:23 He's made of raspberry jam!!

  • @chrispile3878
    @chrispile3878 3 роки тому

    Don't just sit there with your mouth open, CALL 911 NOW!

  • @jdb2002
    @jdb2002 5 років тому +1

    I'm guessing her was accused of murder, even if he could argue that it was in self-defense.

  • @animemanXLK
    @animemanXLK 6 років тому +6

    errr what happened to klingons having purple blood?

  • @eyallev
    @eyallev 12 років тому +1

    well, after drinking so much blood wine ...

  • @sunnchilde
    @sunnchilde 13 років тому +4

    Whoops.

  • @Jamhead82
    @Jamhead82 12 років тому +7

    A lot about Klingons in Star Trek VI doesn't really follow the rest of the cannon.

  • @metal87power
    @metal87power 4 роки тому +1

    Pre credit?

  • @CSLFiero
    @CSLFiero 3 роки тому

    killing your last customer, how embarassing

  • @SuperMasterTurtle
    @SuperMasterTurtle 2 роки тому

    "Less scruples ", surprised he did not say politics.

  • @kakashi76767
    @kakashi76767 12 років тому +3

    Did his credit get approved?

  • @maskedmarvyl4774
    @maskedmarvyl4774 4 роки тому +1

    at 1:40, the Klingon had passed out. If Quark had just left him alone to sleep it off, nothing would have happened.

  • @Corvinus33
    @Corvinus33 5 років тому +5

    I thought Klingon blood was purple star trek 4 the undiscovered country

  • @wadecochrane2237
    @wadecochrane2237 4 роки тому

    i though klingnon blood is suppose to be pink not red

  • @theuncalledfor
    @theuncalledfor 6 років тому +2

    Klingon "honor" at its finest.

  • @hugjuffs
    @hugjuffs 3 роки тому

    Don't Klingons have redundant hearts for occasions such as this?

  • @Shadowkey392
    @Shadowkey392 5 років тому +8

    Did you know Morn is the only character to appear in every single episode of Deep Space Nine?

  • @nicksteele9436
    @nicksteele9436 4 роки тому

    Customer failed credit check.

  • @nb2008nc
    @nb2008nc 3 роки тому

    I should've gotten into insurance. Better hours, more money, and less scruples.

  • @TyudroWymoreEdgartyu2
    @TyudroWymoreEdgartyu2 7 років тому +6

    #SelfDefence

  • @Commanderziff
    @Commanderziff 3 роки тому

    Probably should have just left him alone and he might have stayed passed out on the table.

  • @gatovillano7009
    @gatovillano7009 Рік тому

    Isn't their blood suppose to be purple?

  • @sniperdude12a
    @sniperdude12a 3 роки тому

    Cold open

  • @OG_Jin_Bling
    @OG_Jin_Bling 4 роки тому

    Qa'plah!

  • @robertmorris8997
    @robertmorris8997 5 років тому

    So what happens next?

  • @Nilanius
    @Nilanius Рік тому

    One star trek inconsistency that always irked me lol. In star trek 6 it was established that Klingons have pepto bismol blood... yet this fella's blood is human red lol

  • @Akaoni21
    @Akaoni21 8 років тому +5

    How embarrassing...

  • @xsailor85
    @xsailor85 14 років тому

    please upload the entire show.

  • @jongaulthero
    @jongaulthero 4 роки тому +2

    Man, these space jews are serious about that cash. Even more so than the New York species.

  • @sephservant
    @sephservant 13 років тому

    2:19 He deddd :O

  • @OldF1000
    @OldF1000 4 роки тому +1

    At 0.06 MORN !

  • @OpenMawProductions
    @OpenMawProductions 11 років тому

    Space turtle sex? .... Ough!

  • @CancerLicker
    @CancerLicker 5 років тому +2

    Looks like Odo's about to have a Klingon afternoon.

  • @davidsweet1761
    @davidsweet1761 4 роки тому

    01:59
    0:37
    01:08