School Will Never Teach You Anything Useful. Don McEnery

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  • Опубліковано 9 лип 2023
  • School will never teach you anything useful, or at least that how Don McEnery feels in this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Don talks about learning Spanish, French, and Algebra and how absolutely none of them are helpful. Whether you're someone who is learning to speak a second language, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Don McEnery is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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  • @mazsroy9
    @mazsroy9 10 місяців тому +12

    He’s brilliant. Funny without crudity. ❤

    • @krell2130
      @krell2130 9 місяців тому

      I think the word you're looking for is "crudiciatont"

  • @mditt7
    @mditt7 6 місяців тому +3

    He's great - you know if you cover your eyes and just listen, you could be listening to Alan Alda

  • @marih3286
    @marih3286 11 місяців тому +6

    Oh my goodness that's me too! I can forget someone's name 30 seconds after I met them, even though I repeated it aloud while I was meeting them. I feel so much better now 😂

  • @notme2day
    @notme2day 11 місяців тому +4

    The only phrase I remember from HS Spanish is~ "oh darn I lost my sock".
    At least "asking where is the library is useful".
    LOL

  • @Thisishiztory
    @Thisishiztory 10 місяців тому +3

    The ending was the best…. Buddy, Big Guy, Pal and this my wife Honey bunch.. Consistent no name for everybody

  • @pass179
    @pass179 11 місяців тому +28

    School was invented to give parents a break.

    • @singingwindrider9881
      @singingwindrider9881 10 місяців тому

      Actually was invented to train ppl to b complacent workers.

  • @johnnycole7990
    @johnnycole7990 11 місяців тому +4

    Im getting to be the same way... Funny stuff right there.

  • @newyorknight
    @newyorknight 11 місяців тому +5

    His comedic style reminds me of Norm Macdonald😅

    • @Koudey
      @Koudey 11 місяців тому

      How?

  • @akinyiokeyo4618
    @akinyiokeyo4618 11 місяців тому +3

    I remember not so long ago,the algebra mystery...the student didn't know how to do and the mother was awfully clueless,so the mom goes;why are we finding x when it is already in the book 😂

  • @parisasun2541
    @parisasun2541 9 місяців тому +1

    So funny! 😂

  • @yaaraamozig4862
    @yaaraamozig4862 6 місяців тому +1

    You are very funny

  • @jolenewitzel7919
    @jolenewitzel7919 11 місяців тому +6

    We went to school together. I took 1 yr of spanish, 2 yrs of german, and flunked algebra. 😂😂

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day 11 місяців тому

      I hade to quit French for Spanish... there is no French word for my name and HS teacher refused to let me just use my name. Talk about having an identity crisis lolol.

    • @patty8334
      @patty8334 11 місяців тому

      @@notme2dayLOL

  • @1bestfriend2u18
    @1bestfriend2u18 11 місяців тому +2

    😂😂😂

  • @rcpaulsen
    @rcpaulsen 3 місяці тому +1

    Reminds me of the time I tried to introduce my wife to one of my supervisors from work and his wife. I got their names right, thank God, but I could not remember my wife's name to save my soul. After what seemed like an eternity, she had to fill in the blank for me.

  • @cjfez
    @cjfez 6 місяців тому

    Don McEnery looks just like actor Bruce greenwood !!!!!!!!!

  • @bmgtheperformer
    @bmgtheperformer 11 місяців тому

    Hahahahaa

  • @brandongovreau9218
    @brandongovreau9218 10 місяців тому

    my phone accurately predicts what I'm thinking I will sue the US government if they ever steal my ideas for technology

  • @commanderthorkilj.amundsen3426
    @commanderthorkilj.amundsen3426 10 місяців тому

    Don used to write for Seinfeld; A Bug’s Life; a clever, funny guy--but he used some of these same jokes in 1990.

  • @mmabagain
    @mmabagain 9 місяців тому +1

    Who would have thought it possible? Funny without being disgusting.

  • @jant596
    @jant596 2 місяці тому

    Se llama es stupido means "Your name is stupid".

  • @MG-iy1oh
    @MG-iy1oh 7 місяців тому

    mathematically, that would make it 4 times as hard...

  • @pibbitybibbity
    @pibbitybibbity 11 місяців тому +4

    School used to teach you a lot of useful information and teachers & parents were partners in your emotional development as a human being. Then politicians got involved. Mostly conservatives, but some liberals as well. They turned schools into a numbers game and made funding rely on those numbers, all under the guise of “accountability.” They used this “accountability” ruse further to divide educators & parents, to make each group the villain in the other group’s eyes.
    Their goal? Privatization of the public school system, so school could be a for profit corporation. It won’t be long. They’ve almost reached their goal. 10-20 years from now there’ll be no public school system. Preschool through high school will be another way people put themselves into debt and the 1% get richer & richer. Homeschooling will be targeted eventually and done away with as well, because they won’t want anyone having any solution to not incur the expense of primary education.

    • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt 11 місяців тому +1

      What size hat do you wear?
      You need one made of tin foil.

    • @pibbitybibbity
      @pibbitybibbity 11 місяців тому

      @@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt I’d explain it all to you but bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey tastes better than shit. Go away, Richard.

    • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt 11 місяців тому

      ​@@pibbitybibbitytoo bad your miserable parents wasted so much time trying to raise a decent person.
      They obviously failed big time.

    • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt 11 місяців тому

      ​@@pibbitybibbityby the way, my name is not Richard. That must be your boyfriend.
      Also, I'll go away when I get good and ready.

    • @pibbitybibbity
      @pibbitybibbity 11 місяців тому

      @@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Your name is Richard now, Dick.

  • @carlfrye1566
    @carlfrye1566 3 місяці тому

    Not if you aren't yourself useful.
    Succesful people in life find what they are useful at and learn how to be very good at it....be it learning at school or on the job.
    If you believe school won't teach you anything then quit and allow the real students not have to deal with the lames in class.
    Stop using daddys/Uncle Sam's $$$ to party and post influencer videos for 4 years.
    You are going to complain about your "education" anyway might as well get an earlier start at figuring it out.