School Will Never Teach You Anything Useful. Don McEnery

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @mazsroy9
    @mazsroy9 Рік тому +17

    He’s brilliant. Funny without crudity. ❤

    • @krell2130
      @krell2130 Рік тому

      I think the word you're looking for is "crudiciatont"

  • @notme2day
    @notme2day Рік тому +5

    The only phrase I remember from HS Spanish is~ "oh darn I lost my sock".
    At least "asking where is the library is useful".
    LOL

  • @marih3286
    @marih3286 Рік тому +9

    Oh my goodness that's me too! I can forget someone's name 30 seconds after I met them, even though I repeated it aloud while I was meeting them. I feel so much better now 😂

  • @Oldmandad007
    @Oldmandad007 Рік тому +6

    Im getting to be the same way... Funny stuff right there.

  • @mditt7
    @mditt7 11 місяців тому +4

    He's great - you know if you cover your eyes and just listen, you could be listening to Alan Alda

  • @Thisishiztory
    @Thisishiztory Рік тому +3

    The ending was the best…. Buddy, Big Guy, Pal and this my wife Honey bunch.. Consistent no name for everybody

  • @parisasun2541
    @parisasun2541 Рік тому +3

    So funny! 😂

  • @akinyiokeyo4618
    @akinyiokeyo4618 Рік тому +3

    I remember not so long ago,the algebra mystery...the student didn't know how to do and the mother was awfully clueless,so the mom goes;why are we finding x when it is already in the book 😂

  • @cu4wur6023
    @cu4wur6023 Місяць тому

    So relatable, love his humour ❤🇬🇧👏🏻

  • @rcpaulsen
    @rcpaulsen 8 місяців тому +2

    Reminds me of the time I tried to introduce my wife to one of my supervisors from work and his wife. I got their names right, thank God, but I could not remember my wife's name to save my soul. After what seemed like an eternity, she had to fill in the blank for me.

  • @NoGMOGod
    @NoGMOGod Рік тому +30

    School was invented to give parents a break.

    • @singingwindrider9881
      @singingwindrider9881 Рік тому

      Actually was invented to train ppl to b complacent workers.

    • @GabeSilva-mr6nv
      @GabeSilva-mr6nv 3 місяці тому

      Damn..never thought of it that way. Makes sense lol

  • @drydogg
    @drydogg 3 місяці тому

    I took two and one quarter years of Latin: "Judging by the sheer number of pottery fragments, alone, the Roman empire may have been the clumsiest empire in history."

  • @yaaraamozig4862
    @yaaraamozig4862 Рік тому +2

    You are very funny

  • @newyorknight
    @newyorknight Рік тому +5

    His comedic style reminds me of Norm Macdonald😅

  • @drydogg
    @drydogg 3 місяці тому

    This Man is channeling my Uncle Skip!

  • @1bestfriend2u18
    @1bestfriend2u18 Рік тому +3

    😂😂😂

  • @mmabagain
    @mmabagain Рік тому +3

    Who would have thought it possible? Funny without being disgusting.

  • @cjfez
    @cjfez 11 місяців тому

    Don McEnery looks just like actor Bruce greenwood !!!!!!!!!

  • @Tocsin-Bang
    @Tocsin-Bang 3 місяці тому

    I know how to say, I don't speak ###### in seven different languages. The answer is always, "Do you speak English?"

  • @jolenewitzel7919
    @jolenewitzel7919 Рік тому +6

    We went to school together. I took 1 yr of spanish, 2 yrs of german, and flunked algebra. 😂😂

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Рік тому

      I hade to quit French for Spanish... there is no French word for my name and HS teacher refused to let me just use my name. Talk about having an identity crisis lolol.

    • @patty8334
      @patty8334 Рік тому

      @@notme2dayLOL

  • @commanderthorkilj.amundsen3426

    Don used to write for Seinfeld; A Bug’s Life; a clever, funny guy--but he used some of these same jokes in 1990.

  • @brandongovreau9218
    @brandongovreau9218 Рік тому

    my phone accurately predicts what I'm thinking I will sue the US government if they ever steal my ideas for technology

  • @MG-iy1oh
    @MG-iy1oh Рік тому

    mathematically, that would make it 4 times as hard...

  • @jant596
    @jant596 7 місяців тому

    Se llama es stupido means "Your name is stupid". He meant, Yo soy estupido.

  • @bmgtheperformer
    @bmgtheperformer Рік тому

    Hahahahaa

  • @pibbitybibbity
    @pibbitybibbity Рік тому +4

    School used to teach you a lot of useful information and teachers & parents were partners in your emotional development as a human being. Then politicians got involved. Mostly conservatives, but some liberals as well. They turned schools into a numbers game and made funding rely on those numbers, all under the guise of “accountability.” They used this “accountability” ruse further to divide educators & parents, to make each group the villain in the other group’s eyes.
    Their goal? Privatization of the public school system, so school could be a for profit corporation. It won’t be long. They’ve almost reached their goal. 10-20 years from now there’ll be no public school system. Preschool through high school will be another way people put themselves into debt and the 1% get richer & richer. Homeschooling will be targeted eventually and done away with as well, because they won’t want anyone having any solution to not incur the expense of primary education.

    • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Рік тому +1

      What size hat do you wear?
      You need one made of tin foil.

    • @pibbitybibbity
      @pibbitybibbity Рік тому

      @@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt I’d explain it all to you but bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey tastes better than shit. Go away, Richard.

    • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Рік тому

      ​@@pibbitybibbitytoo bad your miserable parents wasted so much time trying to raise a decent person.
      They obviously failed big time.

    • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Рік тому

      ​@@pibbitybibbityby the way, my name is not Richard. That must be your boyfriend.
      Also, I'll go away when I get good and ready.

    • @pibbitybibbity
      @pibbitybibbity Рік тому

      @@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Your name is Richard now, Dick.

  • @carlfrye1566
    @carlfrye1566 8 місяців тому

    Not if you aren't yourself useful.
    Succesful people in life find what they are useful at and learn how to be very good at it....be it learning at school or on the job.
    If you believe school won't teach you anything then quit and allow the real students not have to deal with the lames in class.
    Stop using daddys/Uncle Sam's $$$ to party and post influencer videos for 4 years.
    You are going to complain about your "education" anyway might as well get an earlier start at figuring it out.