I'm a sucker for one-liner comedians: set it up, knock down the joke, get the laugh, on to the next joke. This guy got it in spades & he can still keep a running joke hidden in there. He's good! God bless him!
Love this - so funny! Such a unique unassuming style with a nostalgic vibe that never gets old. Reminds me of growing up in NYC. I went to school with dozens of guys with that same laid back humor. He nailed this set and I hope there are many more to come!
@CountDownCity210 im ok. i hope u are, too. i dont know u but i can tell even by just youtube info u posted, ur a good man. and not only for your service but that too. Thank u. Sorry about what uve been through. I pray u never let any jerk or any situation steal your peace or throw u off the path the Lord has for u. and i pray u wont let hard times harden your heart and that u keep being a blessing to many. At least good to remember that hard times can always strengthen, teach, inspire and can give patience. Also, can glorify God thru comfort we get from others. im trying to deal with the loss of my mama granny and papa, all within 1 year and 6 days, all closest to me, passed. Helps is when u first wake up, pray and remind yourself of reason to be thankful, then compartmentalize your thoughts and dont let your mind go to certain things u cant do anything about or at least not at the moment, then, think of what u have to do and break it down into smallest steps and work it out in your mind first, helps to not get overwhelmed. and find time to joke, laugh, listen to good music and help others and be mindful of being positive. and of course trying to stay healthy, away from the food they crapify lol. In youtube, if u check the channel, 'alkaline meal ideas and more' that can be beneficial, too. U can get all of Dr, Sebi's health info in amazon, the whole encyclopedia of it and individual books and much is in youtube. Crap like caramel color, fake sweeteners, GMO food, dairy with RBST, and so many chemicals, preservatives are some things that are very bad. Minerals like magnesium and iron are really important, and potassium, selenium, and theres other good stuff like sea moss, cage free eggs, organic apple cider vinegar, lemon juice, honey, cayenne pepper, and much more. Check lists of minerals and superfoods, but the organic kinds of all of these. i hope u check into more of that if u want. and i hope that helps u. Take care. God bless.
I was in the lunch line at work one day and I saw on the menu that they were serving Reuben sandwiches. I turned to a co worker and told him that I have a dog named Reuben...he changed his mind on having the sandwich. I did, at the time, actually had a Springer Spaniel named Reuben.
Corn dogs,!!! 😂😂😂 Way back in the 1970's my husband was in the Navy. We were stationed in Jax Fla. We're from New England. We never heard of corn dogs. Wherever we were, the snack guy came around with food, and my husband got a corn dog. He only had 1or 2 bites, then said, "This snack is rather obcene," !!!
I don't usually comment on these, but I had to. Really great set, had me actually laughing out loud. 🤣 He's his own guy, he doesn't make me think of Rocky.
Here's a Rocky joke: "I'm actually a pretty good writer..yeah.. I once wrote a book on etiquette- It was called: Ayy, Cut It Out!" (Pause) "Yeah...I wrote a sequel- It was called: Wassa matter, you deaf?"
This was really good!!! 🤣Person: "So why do you want to lose weight?" Me: "So I can breathe and cut my toenails at the same time. Next..." 🤣🤣🤣 Garlic Bologna and Lebanon (brand name) Bologna are AWESOME!!! ~ APRIL LIPKE
Someone saying they have or had a dog or horse named Misty doesn't bother me. Having a boyfriend's mother get a dog and name her Misty after meeting me and knowing me is a whole different ball game.
I'm a sucker for one-liner comedians: set it up, knock down the joke, get the laugh, on to the next joke. This guy got it in spades & he can still keep a running joke hidden in there. He's good! God bless him!
Okay, we NEED to see more of this guy!
Lots more!!
Yes I want more of him! He's a natural!
Great set, solid start to finish.
Such simple humor...it's brilliant.
Dry Bar is doing a good job finding all those gems!
A great performance Rocky! This is REAL comedy...a rare thing indeed these days.
Love this - so funny! Such a unique unassuming style with a nostalgic vibe that never gets old. Reminds me of growing up in NYC. I went to school with dozens of guys with that same laid back humor. He nailed this set and I hope there are many more to come!
Several laugh out loud moments. Well done!
Hilarious! i was having a bad day and this guy really cheered me up.
@CountDownCity210 im ok. i hope u are, too. i dont know u but i can tell even by just youtube info u posted, ur a good man. and not only for your service but that too. Thank u. Sorry about what uve been through. I pray u never let any jerk or any situation steal your peace or throw u off the path the Lord has for u. and i pray u wont let hard times harden your heart and that u keep being a blessing to many. At least good to remember that hard times can always strengthen, teach, inspire and can give patience. Also, can glorify God thru comfort we get from others. im trying to deal with the loss of my mama granny and papa, all within 1 year and 6 days, all closest to me, passed. Helps is when u first wake up, pray and remind yourself of reason to be thankful, then compartmentalize your thoughts and dont let your mind go to certain things u cant do anything about or at least not at the moment, then, think of what u have to do and break it down into smallest steps and work it out in your mind first, helps to not get overwhelmed. and find time to joke, laugh, listen to good music and help others and be mindful of being positive. and of course trying to stay healthy, away from the food they crapify lol. In youtube, if u check the channel, 'alkaline meal ideas and more' that can be beneficial, too. U can get all of Dr, Sebi's health info in amazon, the whole encyclopedia of it and individual books and much is in youtube. Crap like caramel color, fake sweeteners, GMO food, dairy with RBST, and so many chemicals, preservatives are some things that are very bad. Minerals like magnesium and iron are really important, and potassium, selenium, and theres other good stuff like sea moss, cage free eggs, organic apple cider vinegar, lemon juice, honey, cayenne pepper, and much more. Check lists of minerals and superfoods, but the organic kinds of all of these. i hope u check into more of that if u want. and i hope that helps u. Take care. God bless.
PLEASE, put the full special up 😂😂
This dude is genuine and a genius with his standup.
Look forward to seeing more of this guy
Love this guy! So funny! He needs his own special.
Little Chip with the mustache 😅
😂😂
This guy is low-key channeling Rodney Dangerfield. He's hilarious. Hope to see more of him soon!
You got that right!
👍👍👍👍👍
@@jeffreywhite4962sc 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😊😅
Totally, or maybe it's channeling low-key Rodney.
Lol! I totally agree😊
He’s one of the BEST!!😂
Haven't heard someone say"what...you have a plate in your head" in years!! 🎉such simple comedy. He had me laughing from start to finish!!😂
Same, best part 🤣🤣
Rocky's been one of my favorite comedians for years!
Very funny. Hope to see more.
Good presentation. A laugh a minute. Thanks, man.
Too funny! Fabulous show! 😂😂😂😂❤❤
Saw him open up for Ron White tonight. He killed it
He doesn't go up there to put on some kind of act...he's just Rocky...with the gift to make people laugh...truly a favorite comedian...thanks man...
Wow! Comic gold standard. Off the wall. Quirky. Awesome.
I’ve seen Rocky in person several times. He’s hilarious and down to earth! Love ya Rocky!
High quality, low key hilarious stuff!
Why is it only low-key hilarious?
@@notsure1969 He's not over-the-top in-your-face and much more effective that way
@@notsure1969 don't you know anything?
This guy is gold lmao
Funny, hilarious comedian. I need to find more of his vids.
Thank you sir. Best wishes.
He’s a super nice guy as well!
Dang this guy is funny.
And I like that he has original content. It's fresh and hilarious 😂😂
I watched all his videos. Hope he makes more.
“Ya… that’s the guy.” 😂😂
Great set. Very funny
I think he's funnier than he realizes!
We could not stop laughing. Thanks for sharing.
Love his accent. Just adds to the funny, in my opinion.
Good stuff man. 😅😅😅😅😅
THis guy 🤣🤣🤣 you're fantasticly fun to watch on top of your style of humor 👌
I was in the lunch line at work one day and I saw on the menu that they were serving Reuben sandwiches. I turned to a co worker and told him that I have a dog named Reuben...he changed his mind on having the sandwich. I did, at the time, actually had a Springer Spaniel named Reuben.
Did he get a hot dog instead?🤣🤣
@riverraisin1 no, but he almost lost his lunch
Corn dogs,!!! 😂😂😂
Way back in the 1970's my husband was in the Navy. We were stationed in Jax Fla. We're from New England. We never heard of corn dogs. Wherever we were, the snack guy came around with food, and my husband got a corn dog. He only had 1or 2 bites, then said, "This snack is rather obcene," !!!
Bravo! Outstanding! One of a kind! 💞🙋♀
Love him!
This guy is hilarious. I’m still laughing.
I remember him from my favorite season of last comic standing. He was hilarious then, and now
Very funny dude. Love his style.
Soooo funny!!! Please do more!!!😂❤
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN ROCKY!!.. GREAT STUFF BROTHER 👏
Rocky is hilarious! My wife and I can't wait to see him perform in Vegas in August!
This guy is easy to like 😊. Nice personity for a sitcom
I don't usually comment on these, but I had to. Really great set, had me actually laughing out loud. 🤣 He's his own guy, he doesn't make me think of Rocky.
Rod ey D
Great delivery, short and sweet! Great punchlines!
Good presentation.
❤ love it. Great Comedian!!!
I love a bologna sandwich when I'm fishing!
Great crowd. Great set.
I absolutely loved Rocky Laporte, his demeanor, delivery and his content.😂
I havent laughed so hard in ages!!! His delivery and ideas are so subtly funny!! My sides ache!!
"Yeah, that's the guy" HAHAHAHAHA!
A clean comedian! Wow! That's refreshing!
Thanks for the laughs here in the Philippines.
Great stuff!!
I agree with the other comments - more of this guy, please. Funny stuff! 😂
I laughed the whole time!!!
Thanks! Love this guy!
He's hilarious 😂😂!
He definitely needs a full special…I really enjoyed this!
He is truly funny! I get his humor and it's great!
Very funny, really enjoyed it!
He is great. Paints funny pictures. Love the daft joke of going up to Bob and asking his age 😂
The best!
Oh my gosh, you are fall down funny!🤣🤣🤣
Now THIS GUY is really funny 😂😂🤣 📣 it's been quite some time Dry Bar
This guy is SO funny!!😂
Mw accent is so perfectly complementary. "YeAh that's da guy!": flawless timing. Funny guy.
Love rocky he's very natural and very funny
Great set! Love this guy! Also, Bob is 2, Betty is 4 😁
Very funny 😁
He's good. Lots of laughs
I think that Rocky is the kid that Rodney Dangerfield always talked about.
Here's a Rocky joke: "I'm actually a pretty good writer..yeah.. I once wrote a book on etiquette- It was called: Ayy, Cut It Out!"
(Pause)
"Yeah...I wrote a sequel- It was called: Wassa matter, you deaf?"
Made me laugh out loud. It's a slow build, and by the time you like him, you really like him.
Funny guy 😂😂
Thanks!
He reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield. 🤣🤣🤣
This guy's shtick took me back to the edgy 60's comics. Fantastic.
Yeah! Tolerance goes way down, but not that much!!!😂❤
Reminds me of a modern day Rodney Dangerfield
His delivery and accent are great.very funny 😂
I love this guy 😎
My gosh who is this man! He's hilarious 🤣
This was really good!!! 🤣Person: "So why do you want to lose weight?"
Me: "So I can breathe and cut my toenails at the same time. Next..." 🤣🤣🤣 Garlic Bologna and Lebanon (brand name) Bologna are AWESOME!!!
~ APRIL LIPKE
Friggin Chip!
He’s cool
More of Rocky
Hilarious!!! Great job
Someone saying they have or had a dog or horse named Misty doesn't bother me. Having a boyfriend's mother get a dog and name her Misty after meeting me and knowing me is a whole different ball game.
hilarious and keeps it clean
Awesome 😅😅👍
Funny! Thanks
Finished strong. 😅
😂 comedy gold!