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  • Опубліковано 30 чер 2021
  • Patrick Bateman implores to hear about his coworkers' lunches.
    American Psycho (2000)
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  • @yogarthkankheria5287
    @yogarthkankheria5287 2 роки тому +6459

    "you can always be fatter, look obese"

  • @TheBaioken
    @TheBaioken 2 роки тому +8251

    dont just stare at it, eat it

    • @peennuts3938
      @peennuts3938  2 роки тому +478

      my favorite comment rn

    • @JackBadassVevo
      @JackBadassVevo 2 роки тому +68

      @@peennuts3938 you HAVE to pin this!

    • @MatthewLarson578
      @MatthewLarson578 2 роки тому +204

      @@peennuts3938 don’t just read it, pin it

    • @le9038
      @le9038 2 роки тому +47

      I would 100% eat Paul Allen's sandwich

    • @TephulioTX
      @TephulioTX 2 роки тому +18

      @@le9038 PHRASING!

  • @Gash_Kobeth
    @Gash_Kobeth 2 роки тому +3531

    Look at that meme. The sheer quality of it. Oh my god, he even dubbed it himself.

    • @damianlopez3315
      @damianlopez3315 Рік тому +231

      Very nice, let’s see Paul Allen’s meme

    • @JacX1
      @JacX1 Рік тому +76

      Something sus, Gash? You're sweating.

    • @radicalbro1
      @radicalbro1 Рік тому +46

      The tasteful dankness of it!

    • @Slug_Magician
      @Slug_Magician Рік тому +6

      @@damianlopez3315 69th like

    • @theauddyshow
      @theauddyshow Рік тому +2

      Next level😂😂😂

  • @GURJOTSINGH-jw7iy
    @GURJOTSINGH-jw7iy Рік тому +204

    "I like to dissect sandwiches. Did you know I'm utterly hungry."

  • @PatrickBatemanPierceAndPierce
    @PatrickBatemanPierceAndPierce 2 роки тому +17714

    There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's sandwich is obviously more expensive than mine.

    • @__syzygy__
      @__syzygy__ 2 роки тому +207

      Bet Paul Allen is also panicking since these guys stole it

    • @johnathant6735
      @johnathant6735 2 роки тому +62

      I feel as if saying “Paul’s deli” would be more fitting.

    • @sergeantbean2730
      @sergeantbean2730 2 роки тому +58

      "It even has a branding"

    • @monusssuo6817
      @monusssuo6817 2 роки тому +31

      I can't believe he preferred his sandwich to mine

    • @pm.meowth4850
      @pm.meowth4850 2 роки тому +13

      @@__syzygy__ you think paul allen only has one sandwich? what is this small time

  • @testedhawk
    @testedhawk 2 роки тому +9761

    "I got a reservation at McDonald's."
    "McDonald's? How do you think he pulled that off?"

    • @zombeaver69
      @zombeaver69 2 роки тому +315

      that is impressive

    • @bud389
      @bud389 2 роки тому +98

      In 50 years, I bet you that McDonald's is going to convert to a high-end burger establishment that only caters to the affluent.

    • @JohanKylander
      @JohanKylander 2 роки тому +285

      Nobody goes there anymore.

    • @elansleazebaganno
      @elansleazebaganno 2 роки тому +14

      @@bud389 Probably man lmao

    • @deepth0t186
      @deepth0t186 2 роки тому +101

      I bet he's lying

  • @nanotron6491
    @nanotron6491 2 роки тому +486

    “Is something wrong Patrick your not eating your sandwich “ was the greatest voice acting dubbing there is . For a sec I low key forgot this was a meme and thought it was the actual movie

    • @jeffersonsam5316
      @jeffersonsam5316 2 місяці тому +1

      I read that comment right as it was happening

    • @Elric24
      @Elric24 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@jeffersonsam5316So did I 😳

    • @harorider96
      @harorider96 26 днів тому +1

      There were two or three moments in here that were so impressive!

    • @jizzmoat6520
      @jizzmoat6520 21 день тому +1

      ..Didja?

  • @homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971
    @homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 2 роки тому +265

    As a deli worker I can attest to the fact that this dialogue is 100% accurate when we're not actually working.

    • @lerizzler
      @lerizzler Рік тому +1

      Lmao

    • @roystonlodge
      @roystonlodge Рік тому +16

      Now I'm imagining deli workers having secret sandwich-making fight clubs after hours.

    • @TheRealVenom448
      @TheRealVenom448 7 днів тому

      ​@@roystonlodge The first rule of sandwich club is you do not talk about sandwich club.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 2 роки тому +7978

    Let's see Paul Allen get a reservation at Subway.

    • @articusramos808
      @articusramos808 2 роки тому +42

      Must be a damn good wait

    • @badbirdkc
      @badbirdkc 2 роки тому +179

      Subway? No one goes there anymore.

    • @boiboi7717
      @boiboi7717 2 роки тому +133

      You're going to order the "oven roasted chicken breast on italian herbs and cheese." The New York Times called it a "playful little dish."

    • @shad0w.w0lf15
      @shad0w.w0lf15 2 роки тому +3

      OMG 🤣🤣🤣

    • @abdullah23780
      @abdullah23780 2 роки тому +1

      "Try getting a reservation at subway now, you stupid bastard!"

  • @Thomas_Angelo
    @Thomas_Angelo 2 роки тому +18161

    I'm fascinated by how close this is to the real dialog.

    • @benfisher9968
      @benfisher9968 2 роки тому +384

      That little "oh my god" 😂 so accurate

    • @scream-beam3519
      @scream-beam3519 2 роки тому +24

      please watch the movie omg!!

    • @Thomas_Angelo
      @Thomas_Angelo 2 роки тому +38

      @@scream-beam3519
      ...I did... 4 weeks ago.

    • @timthompson6025
      @timthompson6025 2 роки тому +57

      I think the whole point is that they are comparing themself over shallow stuff

    • @travisthornton391
      @travisthornton391 2 роки тому +5

      Honestly, so impressive

  • @MrAledro84
    @MrAledro84 Рік тому +35

    your condiment was sufficient, Luis.

    • @iloveihop07
      @iloveihop07 4 дні тому +1

      this is a perfect joke hahaha

  • @pastapirate
    @pastapirate 2 роки тому +123

    "I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at a food truck since I'm positive they wont have a decent Cubano... but they do and hunger washes over me in an awesome wave." - Patrick Bateman.

  • @scootch4224
    @scootch4224 3 роки тому +8938

    "Lets see Paul Allen's sandwich"

    • @Cherry_cola4
      @Cherry_cola4 2 роки тому +126

      Sounds very *interesting*

    • @kwombat5306
      @kwombat5306 2 роки тому +106

      we just saw that

    • @cop-killer-
      @cop-killer- 2 роки тому +65

      like why would theey have paul allens lunch

    • @sanath9641
      @sanath9641 2 роки тому +31

      The American Gastronomaniac

    • @YasinTheDuke
      @YasinTheDuke 2 роки тому +38

      Yes, I heard that in the video that I just watched.

  • @KevinHardeman
    @KevinHardeman 2 роки тому +15391

    I can't believe that Bryce calls hamburgers steamed hams

    • @IrishGuyForfeitEnforcer
      @IrishGuyForfeitEnforcer 2 роки тому +54

      Bryce

    • @KevinHardeman
      @KevinHardeman 2 роки тому +27

      @@IrishGuyForfeitEnforcer Thanks, edited

    • @jqyhlmnp
      @jqyhlmnp 2 роки тому +15

      @@KevinHardeman Bruce

    • @KevinHardeman
      @KevinHardeman 2 роки тому +4

      @@jqyhlmnp Thanks!

    • @Barlemon
      @Barlemon 2 роки тому +300

      I can't believe Bryce calls them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled

  • @zakwindle8859
    @zakwindle8859 Рік тому +75

    “Good bread” got me..😂😂😂

  • @VinluvAntonHandesbukia
    @VinluvAntonHandesbukia Рік тому +40

    The sound design is the real show stopper here. While the voices clip and the impressions superficial,the foley work is excellent. The crumpling of the wrappers and the outside hustle and bustle are truly immersive. The use of the soundtrack elevates the gags and plays tastefully with the intentionally crude but charming editing style. Cutting it off with Luis's remarks was masterfully done and the fading in of Paul's sandwich truly showed passion. While the editing isn't as high quality as the pokemon card rendition it adds to the comedic tone and shows a level of competence that helps seperate the work form a simple ytp or shitpost.

  • @vaguelymodest6239
    @vaguelymodest6239 2 роки тому +2936

    “Smoked brisket, over hickory chips, for 6 hours”
    Honestly the best sandwich between them

    • @boxcarz
      @boxcarz 2 роки тому +115

      Agreed. May just be because I'm a big fan of pulled pork though.

    • @dachshund_gaming
      @dachshund_gaming 2 роки тому

      Literally causes cancer

    • @hunkpapa5843
      @hunkpapa5843 2 роки тому +1

      @@dachshund_gaming so does the sun

    • @dachshund_gaming
      @dachshund_gaming 2 роки тому

      @@hunkpapa5843 stomach cancer is much worse than skin cancer

    • @hunkpapa5843
      @hunkpapa5843 2 роки тому +31

      @@dachshund_gaming tell that to your skin

  • @DrMcMoist
    @DrMcMoist 2 роки тому +3252

    "Impressive. Very nice. Now let's see what grinds Paul Allen's gears."

  • @scalycoronet5198
    @scalycoronet5198 Рік тому +12

    I love how he just has Paul’s sandwich with him like he stole his lunch out of the break room’s fridge or something

    • @mawile3037
      @mawile3037 14 днів тому

      I replayed the scene with grill cheese in hand, that long arm extend is crazy lol

  • @brycejohansen7114
    @brycejohansen7114 2 місяці тому +7

    The algorithm knows me too well, I was literally eating a sandwich when I saw this.

  • @Slop_Dog
    @Slop_Dog 2 роки тому +799

    The crinkling of the paper bags 😂

    • @adamdesanti6713
      @adamdesanti6713 Рік тому +15

      Total ASMR.

    • @ohoh7570
      @ohoh7570 2 місяці тому +5

      you know its a quality content judging from its attention to detail

    • @Chemtrooper46
      @Chemtrooper46 Місяць тому

      Made me hungry lmao

  • @Moostache_
    @Moostache_ 2 роки тому +926

    In 1981, McDonald’s released this, the McRib, their most accomplished sandwich.

    • @abrahamlincoln9758
      @abrahamlincoln9758 2 роки тому +147

      I think I heir undisputed masterpiece is
      the mcrib value meal. a meal so catchy that most people probably don’t order an oreo pie. But they should because it’s not just about the pleasures of bbq sauce and the importance of processed pork. It’s a personal statement about the restaraunt itself.

    • @GIJames
      @GIJames 2 роки тому +83

      @@abrahamlincoln9758 Hey Ronald!

    • @40mihirkulkarni44
      @40mihirkulkarni44 2 роки тому +30

      @@GIJames AAAAAAAAA
      *Proceeds to butcher poor Ronald*

    • @firstnamelastname1837
      @firstnamelastname1837 2 роки тому +8

      For me it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

    • @Sam-ep2yo
      @Sam-ep2yo 2 роки тому

      @@40mihirkulkarni44 "Try catching the Hamburglar now, you stupid fucking bastard!"

  • @joshwoofter4789
    @joshwoofter4789 2 роки тому +19

    Van Patten's VO is out of this world. The way Bateman's VO delivers the "Very impressive" line is stellar too.

  • @jonnycollison
    @jonnycollison Рік тому +13

    The voice acting in this is absolutely perfect. Top work 😂

  • @bertchintus4103
    @bertchintus4103 2 роки тому +581

    "Could you ever imagine eating a sandwich from a kosher deli?"
    "Whoa, cool it with the anti-semetic remarks"

    • @InternetUsername
      @InternetUsername 2 роки тому +4

      *remarks

    • @bertchintus4103
      @bertchintus4103 2 роки тому +6

      @@InternetUsername whoa wtf why would I even say marks. I must have been drunk when writing that

    • @InternetUsername
      @InternetUsername 2 роки тому +8

      @@bertchintus4103: C'est la vie.

    • @Hpencer
      @Hpencer Рік тому +2

      @@InternetUsername it even has an anti Semitic water remark

    • @rickeydart3040
      @rickeydart3040 Рік тому

      @@Hpencer *Swastika*

  • @DoctorSirr
    @DoctorSirr 2 роки тому +496

    "Oh my god...it even has grill marks..."

  • @JakktsLament
    @JakktsLament 2 роки тому +8

    Why am I only discovering this goddamn masterpiece now?

  • @CounterCultureCantCount
    @CounterCultureCantCount Рік тому +6

    "Brioche, with ham off the bone." Now we're talking !

    • @mawile3037
      @mawile3037 14 днів тому

      I can't believe you prefer Bryce's sandwich over Batman's I mean Bateman's

  • @mr.vercotti9509
    @mr.vercotti9509 2 роки тому +7955

    This is one of the most elaborately pulled off shitposts Ive seen in a while and It’’s sooo good
    Great job lol

    • @donlitos
      @donlitos 2 роки тому

      beautiful shitcomment!

    • @kleptophrenia4125
      @kleptophrenia4125 2 роки тому +4

      God tier

    • @Eeveefall
      @Eeveefall 2 роки тому +9

      This isn't a shitpost imo. Shitposts tend to be kinda nonsensical and random like steamed hams.

    • @ComradeGrimmGames
      @ComradeGrimmGames 2 роки тому +17

      @Levi Chicwown Maybe the volume is bit off but the voiceover is genuinely accurate to what the original scene sounded like.

    • @obeseperson
      @obeseperson Рік тому

      Why do people call jokes “shitposts” anymore

  • @GimpyGingerVegan
    @GimpyGingerVegan 2 роки тому +928

    "My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of my sandwiches. With balanced meat and salad proportions. In the morning, if my bread is a little puffy, I'll put some water on it, and then toast it. Only for a minute. After I remove the bread from the toaster, I prepare the fillings. For the butter, I use a luxurious no fat Beurre de Luxe golden butter. Then, three types of luxury smoked ham slices. And for the salad, lettuce, tomato and olives dressed in Cherry Pepper Relish. Then I apply a no fat golden olive oil to the other slice of the bread, which I leave on for 5 minutes to prepare the rest of my lunch. I always pack chips, with little to no salt, cause salt is unhealthy and makes you contract deadly diseases. Then an apple. Then Nature Valley Crunchy Granola Bars, followed by a bottle spring water from the purest of rivers. There is an idea of a perfect sandwich, some kind of sensation. But there is no real sandwich, only a taste, something blissful. And though, they may appear luxurious, and feel their crunchiness as you feel the taste hitting your tongue and maybe you can even sense are sandwiches are probably comparable, it's simply just a sandwich."

    • @peennuts3938
      @peennuts3938  2 роки тому +144

      stealing this for a video

    • @GimpyGingerVegan
      @GimpyGingerVegan 2 роки тому +24

      @@peennuts3938 Ayy sick

    • @canadiandemo9073
      @canadiandemo9073 2 роки тому +9

      Hello my name is Carmen Winstead I'm 17 years old

    • @gilles466
      @gilles466 2 роки тому +3

      Favorite comment so far

    • @WhayYay
      @WhayYay 2 роки тому +22

      I love the obsession with low/no fat items, definitely reflective of Patrick.

  • @chain-wallet
    @chain-wallet Рік тому +9

    as someone who has participated in a sandwich competition, this hits hard

  • @DarkAngel100101
    @DarkAngel100101 3 місяці тому +7

    "Lets see Ross Geller's sandwich🥪"

  • @SeventhMind
    @SeventhMind 2 роки тому +477

    "Is something wrong Patrick? You're not eating your sandwich" the absolute crème de la crème of line delivery

  • @neelanshguptaa1440
    @neelanshguptaa1440 2 роки тому +263

    "Where are you going?"
    "Just leaving"
    "But where?"
    "I have to return some bad takeaway"

    • @bno6156
      @bno6156 2 роки тому +12

      “But your favourite restaurants are my favourite restaurants, I just don’t think it would work”

  • @DrKnockers05
    @DrKnockers05 2 роки тому +21

    Damn, you even nailed the fear and dread in your voice in "Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's sandwich" the same way Bale did in the movie.
    Nicely done.

  • @kuros4764
    @kuros4764 Рік тому +4

    G o o d b r e a d

  • @williamfrank83
    @williamfrank83 2 роки тому +587

    I can't stop thinking about Paul Allen being out there in the world without his sandwich.

    • @reidkemp
      @reidkemp 2 роки тому +19

      It’s ok. He got sandwich shop reservations at 8pm

  • @brbrdeng9122
    @brbrdeng9122 2 роки тому +270

    "Show her your Panini"
    "Don't just stare at it, eat it"
    *Sets up camera for his first mukbang video*

  • @Hugelag
    @Hugelag Рік тому +8

    This feels more relatable because you'll think that you've made an amazing lunch but someone will show up with something that blows yours out of the water and you have to eat yours, knowing that you have an inferior lunch.

  • @commentposted4528
    @commentposted4528 Рік тому +3

    Really thought he was gonna say "oh my god, it even has grill marks"

  • @yaroslavk1998
    @yaroslavk1998 2 роки тому +1226

    I can't believe how well-acted dialogues are. You clearly knew what made the original scene legendary

    • @retropunk5196
      @retropunk5196 Рік тому +11

      Plus the fact he added the paper bag sfxs is just perfect

    • @blablabla1000able
      @blablabla1000able 5 місяців тому +1

      Might have been funnier with basically identical sandwiches

  • @briguettes
    @briguettes 2 роки тому +42

    “Is something wrong Patrick? You’re not eating your sandwich.”
    Best Line Ever.

  • @itsceerby
    @itsceerby Рік тому +2

    "Oh my god, it even has a grillmark"

  • @KellyCalKelsey
    @KellyCalKelsey 2 роки тому +27

    "What do you think of Jollibee?"
    "It's alright"
    "Their early work was a little too sweet for my taste. But when the yumburger came out, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole menu has a clear, crisp variety of flavours, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the taste a big boost. They've been compared to Mcdonalds, but I think Jollibee has a far more soft, sweet level of taste. In 2017 Jollibee released this; the amazing aloha burger!, one of their most accomplished burgers yet. I think their undisputed masterpiece is the original yumburger. A burger so tasty, most people probably don't look at the amount of calories. But they should, because it's not just a perfect mixture of ketchup mayo and meat. It's also an amazing 250 calory patty"

  • @obblivionkr
    @obblivionkr 2 роки тому +194

    The way he softly says “good bread” got me real good for some reason hahahaha

    • @jontraz5993
      @jontraz5993 2 роки тому +5

      It's Italian

    • @aloisioreis567
      @aloisioreis567 2 роки тому +2

      @@jontraz5993 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

    • @jontraz5993
      @jontraz5993 2 роки тому +2

      @@aloisioreis567 this clip is so stupid funny! 😂

  • @Aaron-bf3jg
    @Aaron-bf3jg 2 роки тому +821

    This was literally me during lunch working in finance in Boston. Every single day, trying to find the new lunch spot and describing my lunch to my subterranean colleagues.

    • @peennuts3938
      @peennuts3938  2 роки тому +62

      I like this comment a lot

    • @gobbleguk
      @gobbleguk 2 роки тому +2

      @@peennuts3938 true

    • @jd7338
      @jd7338 2 роки тому +1

      Best comment ever made me hungry

    • @shnorglebop1798
      @shnorglebop1798 2 роки тому +5

      Where’s the part where you stole their life essences?

    • @studiosempy
      @studiosempy Рік тому

      It's you! You're the American Psycho!

  • @liayou2981
    @liayou2981 2 роки тому +1

    This might be my favourite video of all time. Beautiful

  • @stefanbistrancin5862
    @stefanbistrancin5862 Рік тому +2

    Timothy solemnly putting his sandwich back into the bag complete with the crackling, I'm howling

  • @a_wormwood
    @a_wormwood 2 роки тому +4304

    1:15 can't even begin to imagine how you managed to deliver this line without cracking up, this is golden content. absolutely amazing work man

    • @Inshabael.
      @Inshabael. 2 роки тому +332

      You can notice a slight wavering in his voice, he was about to lose it lmao

    • @aIexemre
      @aIexemre 2 роки тому +60

      plot twist: it took 472 takes

    • @Tomartyr
      @Tomartyr 2 роки тому +212

      You can hear him smiling as he says "Dom Perignon Champagne."

    • @jazzman2516
      @jazzman2516 2 роки тому +9

      Exactly! I thought that line was way to funny to deliver! 😂

    • @Steezboy3000
      @Steezboy3000 2 роки тому +8

      He says "bone in loaf" right?

  • @Get-Fucked
    @Get-Fucked 2 роки тому +137

    "That's a wonderful bib- don't tell me, don't tell me- let me guess... hm.... Mcdonald's Napkin?"
    "uh-huh"
    "It looks 2 ply-"
    *_slaps hand_*
    "Your compliment was sufficient, louis."

    • @abrahamlincoln9758
      @abrahamlincoln9758 2 роки тому +18

      "What do need? You need some money? Why don't you have a sandwich? Huh? You know... I just don't have anything in common with you."

  • @ActuararialTile
    @ActuararialTile Рік тому +2

    He looks fierce, impressive, regal, manly, an enjoyable experience to have...the few moments of conversation at the water cooler. He looks better, nicer, and overall more evil fat. He was chiseled from Peter Griffin to mock design cuts everywhere.

  • @hugo13023
    @hugo13023 Рік тому +1

    Look at that suttle off- the bone roasting. Oh my god. It even has Italian bread

  • @LudaSuva
    @LudaSuva 2 роки тому +354

    I'm so pissed i haven't seen this earlier its so fucking good

  • @spicylemon7475
    @spicylemon7475 2 роки тому +2649

    A good sandwich is like a work of art, anyone can make a sandwich, but it takes an especially skilled person to make a good one, people are willing to pay a fair bit for a good sandwich, much like an art piece, the value of the sandwich comes not just from its contents, but also the work put into it, what type of bread was used, how the bread was prepared, how the meat was cooked, the flavor profile of the sauce, as well as how well the ingredients pair with eachother.

    • @steamyninja8881
      @steamyninja8881 2 роки тому +99

      Reading this in Bateman’s voice makes it so much better 😆 kudos

    • @bullyinc.4635
      @bullyinc.4635 2 роки тому +9

      @@steamyninja8881 indeed

    • @benjesterw
      @benjesterw 2 роки тому +11

      Is that from hitchhikers guide?

    • @andrewternet8370
      @andrewternet8370 2 роки тому +1

      Make me a sandwich.

    • @stompchunkman4248
      @stompchunkman4248 2 роки тому +13

      I love sandwiches. Sometimes my family asks me to prepare some for them and they say they like them. I never use anything out of the ordinary with them, yet they only accept my sandwiches.

  • @mandrake6486
    @mandrake6486 2 роки тому +1

    The awkward crunching of the bags when they hide their sandwiches lmao.

  • @pedrolucass.8969
    @pedrolucass.8969 2 роки тому +1

    This is exactly what happens in kids' minds on school breaks

  • @threescoops8672
    @threescoops8672 2 роки тому +35

    I like the implication that they've stolen Paul Allen's lunch.

  • @TheBanMan
    @TheBanMan 2 роки тому +819

    Do you like Panera Bread?
    I've been a big Panera fan ever since the release of their 2014 revised Food Policy. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their items. Too many additives, too artificial. It was in 2014 when the natural ingredients became more apparent. I think the Half-Sandwich is the chain's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on minimalism. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the taste and texture of the entire meal.
    Christy, take off your robe.
    Taste the brilliant ensemble piece of a Half-Sandwich and Half-Salad or Soup. You can practically detect every nuance of every ingredient.
    Sabrina, remove your dress.
    In terms of culinary craftsmanship, the sheer sandwich artistry, this menu hits a new peak of professionalism.
    Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little.
    Take the ingredients to the Napa Almond Chicken. In this entree, Panera delivers a refreshing twist on the classic chicken salad sandwich. The Mediterranean Veggie Sandwich is the most enjoyable ethnic dish at any chain restaurant, ethically made yet very enjoyable. The dish is extremely satisfying. The recipe is as filling and delectable as any vegan sandwich I've tasted.
    Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your sandwich.
    Panera's other chain, Au Bon Pain, seems to be more casual and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially sandwiches like the Smoky BBQ Chicken Melt and the Toasted Chicken & Avocado.
    Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.
    But I also think Panera works best as a sit-down chain, than as a fast-food restaurant- and I stress the word restaurant.
    This is the Newport Turkey, a great, great sandwich, a personal favorite.

    • @johnathant6735
      @johnathant6735 2 роки тому +54

      This was beautiful; I want to cry.

    • @barryscott3327
      @barryscott3327 2 роки тому +45

      That's a mini masterpiece

    • @jamestaquino7726
      @jamestaquino7726 2 роки тому +62

      Sabrina ate Christy’s sandwich 💀

    • @julestheraccoon
      @julestheraccoon 2 роки тому +16

      I'm more entertained by the amount of work you put into this comment than the actual content of it.

    • @evanklein-corman5605
      @evanklein-corman5605 2 роки тому +8

      You are a parody-writing icon!

  • @joshuadickinson
    @joshuadickinson Рік тому

    these couldn't be more perfect, thank you

  • @physicshacks6349
    @physicshacks6349 Рік тому +1

    " Look at the subtle off white colouring of the cheese , the tasteful thickness of the bread ,oh my god the sandwich even has a water mark ".
    - Patrick Sandwichman .

  • @howardlovesyouu
    @howardlovesyouu 2 роки тому +215

    My therapist: Patrick Griffin is not real, he can't hurt you...
    The thumbnail:

  • @locochavo4560
    @locochavo4560 2 роки тому +57

    Love the paper bag sounds. Makes this video from a 10 to a 100

  • @Aditya-px9zd
    @Aditya-px9zd Рік тому +2

    The small unnoticeable voice crack when he says “Let’s see Paul Allen’s sandwich” is absolutely genius

  • @5persondude
    @5persondude 2 роки тому +1

    The bag wrinkling noises elevate this to god-tier

  • @leblanc3536
    @leblanc3536 2 роки тому +53

    for once, Patrick isn’t the worst person in a room
    they clearly stole Paul’s lunch from the office fridge

  • @buddhacrisN
    @buddhacrisN 2 роки тому +39

    I love how he just drops Paul Allen’s lunch

  • @Smallcox
    @Smallcox 2 роки тому +1

    This is fantastic but I think it would have been funny to say “oh my god, it even has a griddle mark”

  • @HomeDefender30
    @HomeDefender30 Рік тому +1

    The bags rustling while they put their sandwiches away was priceless.

  • @AnonyMoose2012
    @AnonyMoose2012 2 роки тому +267

    I don’t know what made me laugh more: was it the was it the concept? Was it the crunching of the bags? Was it the underage voice acting (superbly done btw)? Was it the flop of Paul Allen’s sandwich? I don’t know! This video … is superb sir. Thank you.

    • @gotsomham
      @gotsomham 2 роки тому +29

      Maybe it was the fact that Paul Allen pulled out a fucking GRILLED CHEESE.

    • @toadallynoodle5414
      @toadallynoodle5414 Рік тому +2

      @@gotsomham to be fair to Paul Allen, a grilled cheese with some pepper jack and parmesian on the outside of the bread is pretty amazing. No wonder Bateman was jealous.

    • @AmnesiaForever
      @AmnesiaForever Рік тому

      @@toadallynoodle5414 Let's see Paul Allen's BFP.

    • @VinluvAntonHandesbukia
      @VinluvAntonHandesbukia Рік тому +2

      The fact that you know a teenage boy made this elevates the craftsmanship and levies the flaws.

  • @Tezorus
    @Tezorus 2 роки тому +150

    As a french man I can confirm this is pure genius.
    Bonus point for the sound of the falling sandwich.

  • @antonintresl1761
    @antonintresl1761 Рік тому +1

    The paper bags rustling and the thud as P. Allen's Sandwich is dropped on the ground are perfect

  • @BudiandLeo
    @BudiandLeo 2 роки тому +1

    When he ruffled the bag and pulled out his sandwich, I died.

  • @sphen3109
    @sphen3109 2 роки тому +52

    I think this video really came into it's own, both comedically and intellectually

    • @abrahamlincoln9758
      @abrahamlincoln9758 2 роки тому +11

      Hey, Sphen. Why do you have paper on the floor? Are you making a four foot sandwich?

    • @sphen3109
      @sphen3109 2 роки тому +9

      @@abrahamlincoln9758 No Abe! In 07 I made myself a sandwich, it was an undisputed masterpiece, the main features were onions and olives, a combo so delicious most people don't realize how the flavors bond with each other, but they should! Because it's not just about a quick and convenient food, it's also a statement about how olives (a not too popular food) can accentuate both new and old flavors. Hey Abe!

    • @abrahamlincoln9758
      @abrahamlincoln9758 2 роки тому +6

      @@sphen3109 Yeah?

    • @sphen3109
      @sphen3109 2 роки тому +7

      @@abrahamlincoln9758 CHOP!

  • @flamingonion27
    @flamingonion27 2 роки тому +40

    Dude I got so freaked out when he said “new sandwich” I thought that was actually Christian bale. such good acting 10/10

    • @AlphaDogX25
      @AlphaDogX25 2 роки тому +1

      @Maggot bro just stop.. don't lie 🤦

  • @Gregoose33
    @Gregoose33 2 роки тому

    This video is a masterpiece...and the american psycho rabbit hole is one of my favorites on youtube at the moment.

  • @bsheehy94
    @bsheehy94 2 роки тому +2

    This guy does a fantastic Bateman impression

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 2 роки тому +322

    I need to see the people who voice-acted this, sit in this exact room in those seats with even the lighting as it was originally, dressed the same way as their respective characters albeit with no makeup and their own hairstyles, acting out the scene of their creation.
    If I see this play out the way I described it, it would be the new standard for humour in my book. I swear to God almighty that I am not joking.

    • @jamesinhenley
      @jamesinhenley 2 роки тому +2

      Gross

    • @lifeboat6284
      @lifeboat6284 2 роки тому +17

      @@jamesinhenley shaddup

    • @distinctloafer
      @distinctloafer 2 роки тому +1

      You need to? Nobody owes you shit.

    • @gibletto
      @gibletto 2 роки тому +1

      Let's see the foley guys contribution...

    • @MegaHellstrike
      @MegaHellstrike 2 роки тому

      Very edgy. Real shame about your parent's marriage btw :/

  • @brucelee6415
    @brucelee6415 2 роки тому +69

    The fact that you even included the voice break when he asks about Paul Allen's sandwich/card is impressive.

  • @Fn0rds
    @Fn0rds Рік тому +1

    "It's you, Burger! You are the American Sandwich!"

  • @od1401
    @od1401 2 роки тому +1

    Super seamless audio editing, really nice job

  • @DGol2015
    @DGol2015 2 роки тому +12

    Finally someone has captured the experience of a white collar lunch break.

  • @aidanfreienmuth006
    @aidanfreienmuth006 2 роки тому +57

    Finally, a video that encapsulates my love of sandwich, and why it matters to get one right

  • @Radiocures
    @Radiocures 4 місяці тому +1

    Paul doesn't carry his own sandwich. His colleagues do

  • @ProGrayRaven
    @ProGrayRaven Рік тому +1

    When they started packing their sandwiches away and looking at each other I lost my shit

  • @TheDestroyerComics
    @TheDestroyerComics 2 роки тому +27

    you captured the patrick bateman vocal mannerisms shockingly well for this little joke

  • @kokobeans619
    @kokobeans619 2 роки тому +78

    That was gold. That was an experience to watch. I refrained from watching a second time just to savor that first time experience.

  • @FriedNoodlee
    @FriedNoodlee 7 місяців тому +2

    Rewatched this, was really hoping Paul Allen's sandwich was just a fuckin uncrustable lmfao

  • @hassaanbukhari517
    @hassaanbukhari517 Місяць тому

    What makes it more cool is that slight restaurant sound of plates and flatware in the background. Genius!

  • @suzieq2288
    @suzieq2288 2 роки тому +42

    you don't know how much i love this

  • @markparkinson6947
    @markparkinson6947 2 роки тому +21

    The dubbing is fantastic, and the wrinkling of the paper bags are on point. 👌

  • @Trxlyy
    @Trxlyy Рік тому +1

    The alternate universe where Patrick didn't believe in taking care of himself

  • @intraum
    @intraum 2 роки тому +1

    I wish you said "oh my god, it even has a grill mark", but it's a 10/10 for the fuckin rustling bags alone

  • @scruumblewuumble6901
    @scruumblewuumble6901 2 роки тому +113

    masterful. incredible. a work of art. ive never seen anything like it. just like paul allen's sandwich

  • @pepsicola4718
    @pepsicola4718 2 роки тому +16

    "Hi guys, I wanted to get your opinion on something. It's my sandwich. I decided to buy a new one too."
    The camera zooms in as he reaches into his sack and produces a sandwich contained within. A large half cut of a sliced baguette layered with spiced ham and a light compound garlic butter. A slight twist on the all too recognizable Jambon beurre.
    ".........It's very nice Lewis."
    "Thank you :)"
    "Look uhh... What about the deli?"
    "Is that all you have to contribute Van Patton? What about the fucking deli?!"

  • @hemantranjan2297
    @hemantranjan2297 Рік тому +1

    I liked the way you also have edited the sandwich drop sound out of Patrick hands😂

  • @wmcwmc8623
    @wmcwmc8623 2 роки тому +1

    Lost it when he dropped the sandwich LOL

  • @resolutefoot5382
    @resolutefoot5382 2 роки тому +13

    What an amazing labor of love and creativity.

  • @lucassalinas1165
    @lucassalinas1165 2 роки тому +7

    The bag crunching sounds in this video could outcompete every single microsecond of ASMR content on the internet

  • @itsjustme8554
    @itsjustme8554 2 місяці тому +1

    I loved the sound that sandwich made when he dropped it LMAO\