Spaceballs was one of my favorite films growing up . Even though many of the jokes went over my head then , I still belled laughed like crazy , this film is absolute genius .
@@nestermrcool- It was the late 80s, and the PG-13 rating was still fairly new in 1987, and it wasn't used very much. It wasn't until the early-mid 90s the ratings board started using it more often. There are a few PG movies from the late 80s that contained the F-word (in a non-sexual context): Spaceballs, Beetlejuice, Big, and Caddyshack 2. All rated PG, all contained a single use of the F-word.. in a non-sexual context. They'd all be PG-13 nowadays. I kinda think Big would be closer to rated R, because there's still quite a bit of profanity.. even without the F-word. Kinda strong for a PG rating, even for 1988.
My husband saw some cosplayers back in January at a convention, one set was the stunt doubles and the other set were the ones who had the hair pick. It was a proud family moment
He also missed: "Check please!" "No, he doesn't... DO it for me!" "Funny, she doesn't LOOK Druish!" "Hey! Stop lookin' up my can!" "I'll have the cleavage, er, the Special." "Room service! Room service!" "Nah, I was just clearing my throat." "Fooled you!" "YES! THAT!" "I'm my own best friend." "We are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa going right past the altar, heading down the ramp, and out the door!" "Spaceballs: the flamethrower! The kids love this one." "Smoke if you got 'em!" "Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!" "Nah, nah, stupid! It's much too high. It's down here where the shoulder meets the neck!" "Wow! Liquid Schwartz!" "It sure ain't the Temple Beth Israel!" "That's my Virgin Alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!" "What's all that churning and bubbling? You call that a radar screen?" "Now listen, you royal (whimper)... Highness." "Go past this, go past this part. In fact, never show this again!" "Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button." "Spaceball One has now become (bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom) Megamaid!" "Water my ass! Get this man some pepto bismol!" "Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!" "That's the stupidest combination I ever heard in my life! That sounds like something an idiot would have on his luggage!" "Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries!" "To join Princess Vespa and Prince Valium in the bonds of holy MOLY! Uh, matrimony." "Gimme that, you petty excuse for an officer!" "Come back, you fat bearded bitch!" "Ahh, buckle this! Ludicrous speed! Go!" "Spaceballs! Oh, shit. There goes the planet!" "Counting down. Ten, nine, eight, six" "Six? What happened to Seven?" "Just kidding!" "Must go on, must go on, must go on. Who am I kiddin'?" and the best line he left out: "Keep firing, assholes!"
I saw this movie when it came out in the 80s and it was good then, but now I feel like it would take on a whole new meaning with all the inuendos I never got as a child!
@@psistis80 Michael Winslow and Mel Brooks are still alive. Last I heard Mel was writing stuff for plays and I saw Michael doing a comical presentation of the weather on a British news show a few years ago.
My dad and I watched this again the other day. He laughed his ass off at those drewish jokes (we are Jewish). Makes it 100x funnier, especially the noise job scene!
One of my top 3 favorite movies. Mel Brooks is a genius. So many great lines I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former roommate comb the desert Keep firing assholes! classic ^_^
the scene where he goes "prepare for Metamorphosis." and Rick Moranis say, "Ready Kafka. that's hilarious. He's referring to Franz Kafka, who wrote the literary short piece "Metamorphosis," which is about a young man who literally turns into a human cockroach.
The bit at the end where John and Bill were in the dinner and Barfs tail went up the waitresses skirt was a big laugh when I was a kid. . . Mind of it's own! LoL
I’m 24 and my aunt showed me and my brother this as kids and is still hilarious today. I quote it still all the time. My favorite is probably “Everybody got that?!!” Or “Out of order?!? Fuck, things in the future don’t even work!”
At 8:21 should have included after the absolutely "which is what you're about to become". Also one of my favorites is when the ship was self destructing and people were leaving in space pods and the bearded lady takes the one Dark Helmet was going to take he says "Get back here you bearded bi*ch".
Brooks got 3 people to make minor cameos in this movie (John Hurt reprised his famous scene from Alien with the alien bursting through his chest, the two blonde twins from the Doublemint gum commercials), but i think he missed one more great one. When they're trying to track the runaway princess, and Sandurz and Dark Helmet go off camera and they have the "you call this a radar? No, that's Mr. Coffee" line. Helmet says "Yes, i always have coffee when i watch radar". Brooks should well have had Gary Burghoff, best known as Radar O'Reilly from the iconic show MASH, walk from off camera. That could have been another 4th wall break.
I saw this when it played in theaters in the 80's, as far as I'm concerned it's Mel Brooks' last great movie (with the possible exception of the remake of The Producers). It had John Candy, Joan Rivers, etc. And I loved that they got John Hurt to recreate his scene in "Alien" ("Oh God, not again!"). And the alien going Michigan J. Frog? Classic. I need to see this film again!
You forgot 10. 9. 8. 6. Six what happened to seven? Just kidding. 4. 3. 2. 1. Have a nice day. Thank you Dear me what are those things coming out of her nose? Spaceballs. Oh shit, there goes the planet. I’m the bearded lady. What are you one of the freaks?
We're not just doing this for money....!
We're doing it for a shitload of money!
Words to live by.
exactly
I have used that line so many times. It's classic.
“We ain’t found shit.” actor went on to be Tuvok in Star Trek: Voyager.
Can you just imagine Tuvok saying that to Janeway?
Mr. Tuvok, anything on sensors?
We ain't found shit!
I had no idea until just now that he is Tim Russ.
That was Michael Winslow from police academy
Sadly, you wouldn't get away with half of the jokes they made win this movie
@@michaelcampbell2892 that was the guy who lost the bleeps, sweeps and creeps.
“I knew it. I’m surrounded by assholes.” Don’t know how this wasn’t #1, but #2 is still good. Dark Helmet is my favorite part of this movie.
That one is definitely number 1 to me!
Dude after ludicrous speed and he crashed....I laugh every single time
A line I occasionally find myself using in real life. Oh, well, "Keep firing, assholes!"
That is cuz #2 is precisely what comes out of the asshole.
I’ll see myself out.
That and “I am your father’s, brothers, nephews, cousins former roommate” are my favorites
Spaceballs was one of my favorite films growing up . Even though many of the jokes went over my head then , I still belled laughed like crazy , this film is absolute genius .
Much like classic Simpsons! The jokes are so much funnier in adulthood 😂
You mean over your helmet
@@bojanlekic more like to the side
Mel Brookes had to get on his knees to be Yogurt
@@AZ_YA_BISH I'll always call you first! It'll never happen again! never, ever!
"I bet she gives great helmet." One of those jokes that, when it made sense, I thought to myself "Oh geez, my parents let me watch this when i was 8?"
I'm surprised this movie was only rated PG especially since there were a few words that were questionable
They knew you wouldn't get it. 😆
@@nestermrcool-
It was the late 80s, and the PG-13 rating was still fairly new in 1987, and it wasn't used very much. It wasn't until the early-mid 90s the ratings board started using it more often. There are a few PG movies from the late 80s that contained the F-word (in a non-sexual context): Spaceballs, Beetlejuice, Big, and Caddyshack 2. All rated PG, all contained a single use of the F-word.. in a non-sexual context. They'd all be PG-13 nowadays. I kinda think Big would be closer to rated R, because there's still quite a bit of profanity.. even without the F-word. Kinda strong for a PG rating, even for 1988.
My husband saw some cosplayers back in January at a convention, one set was the stunt doubles and the other set were the ones who had the hair pick. It was a proud family moment
"I'm the bearded lady! Who are you, one of the freaks?" should've been on the list. Mel Brooks never fails to please!!
I guess it would be 36
He also missed:
"Check please!"
"No, he doesn't... DO it for me!"
"Funny, she doesn't LOOK Druish!"
"Hey! Stop lookin' up my can!"
"I'll have the cleavage, er, the Special."
"Room service! Room service!"
"Nah, I was just clearing my throat."
"Fooled you!"
"YES! THAT!"
"I'm my own best friend."
"We are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa going right past the altar, heading down the ramp, and out the door!"
"Spaceballs: the flamethrower! The kids love this one."
"Smoke if you got 'em!"
"Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!"
"Nah, nah, stupid! It's much too high. It's down here where the shoulder meets the neck!"
"Wow! Liquid Schwartz!"
"It sure ain't the Temple Beth Israel!"
"That's my Virgin Alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!"
"What's all that churning and bubbling? You call that a radar screen?"
"Now listen, you royal (whimper)... Highness."
"Go past this, go past this part. In fact, never show this again!"
"Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button."
"Spaceball One has now become (bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom) Megamaid!"
"Water my ass! Get this man some pepto bismol!"
"Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!"
"That's the stupidest combination I ever heard in my life! That sounds like something an idiot would have on his luggage!"
"Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries!"
"To join Princess Vespa and Prince Valium in the bonds of holy MOLY! Uh, matrimony."
"Gimme that, you petty excuse for an officer!"
"Come back, you fat bearded bitch!"
"Ahh, buckle this! Ludicrous speed! Go!"
"Spaceballs! Oh, shit. There goes the planet!"
"Counting down. Ten, nine, eight, six" "Six? What happened to Seven?" "Just kidding!"
"Must go on, must go on, must go on. Who am I kiddin'?"
and the best line he left out:
"Keep firing, assholes!"
Come back with my pod, you fat bearded B****
I can only imagine what it would be like to not have seen this movie and trying to order these scenes into a story.
I think you can say this about pretty much any Mel Brooks movie.
gud luck with that. lol
We ain't found shit! One of the best line deliveries of all time.
Seeing helmet use the mic for Sanders and then cup his hand to yell at the troops was golden
george lucas searching for a new star wars property
And then he was hired to play Tuvok on Voyager, because clearly he showed his skills at being emotionless.
“I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes....keep firing assholes!” -Dark Helmet
"Druish women are attracted to money and power."
Aren't they all?
And i have both
Funny. She doesn’t look Druish
@@Z_TC_BY and you know it
@@konnorrockkonnoisseur4970 well she did have plastic surgery.
"God willing we'll all meet again in Spaceballs II: The Search For More Money."
What’s the matter Colonel Sanders, chicken still gets me every time.
The whole thing is a riot
and then the way he says to prepare :)
@@Othraerir lol
I saw this movie when it came out in the 80s and it was good then, but now I feel like it would take on a whole new meaning with all the inuendos I never got as a child!
Ive quoted this movie so many times in my life. If I tried I bet I could recite the entire movie 😂
I teach electrical engineering and I use these quotes all the time.
If I'm having an issue with my computer I sometimes say "Even in the future nothing works"
The entire second wedding scene is comical.
Is the wedding from Spaceballs, Men in Tights, or The Princess Bride more memorable
More like snoozefest to me....
Lonestar: “Great! That’s just what we need! A Druish princess!”
“Funny! She doesn’t look Druish!”
John Candy says I'm a mog, half man and half dog. I'm my own best friend!!! Should have been listed. Great line. Funny, funny, funny.
I love this movie so much. Although it makes me miss John Candy more.
I don't know who i miss more John Candy,Mel Brooks or Michael Winslow?
@@psistis80 Mel Brooks is still alive, dude.
@@psistis80 Michael Winslow and Mel Brooks are still alive. Last I heard Mel was writing stuff for plays and I saw Michael doing a comical presentation of the weather on a British news show a few years ago.
My very favorite dialogue:
"When will then be now"
"Soon"
We need a new Spaceballs movie to fix the last trilogy in star wars franchise.
spaceballs is perfection, if they remade it or made a sequel it either wouldn't live up to the hype or would be infieror to the orignal
Go watch spaceballs:the cartoon and you'll relize why we never need anymore spaceballs
Rachel Garzone no, spaceballs 3: the search for spaceballs 2: the quest for more money
Ha TRUE THAT
The sequel will have stylo ken
I like how the sign under the self-destruct button says "Don't push, unless you really, REALLY mean it."
Classic lines from Spaceballs
You mean the whole movie
Probably more than 35 classic lines in this movie. My favorite is......HOT....TO HOT....
The one dislike must have gotten their Schwartz twisted.
The true Schwartz 😏😏
"What's the matter, Col Sanders? Chicken?" Favorite line! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If I had a nickel for every time someone said to me "Funny, you don't look Drewish," I'd have five nickels!
....and a punch in the balls!
My dad and I watched this again the other day. He laughed his ass off at those drewish jokes (we are Jewish). Makes it 100x funnier, especially the noise job scene!
To list all "classic" lines you probably should upload the whole movie 😉
7:58 NO SIR!! I DIDN'T SEE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR DOLLS AGAIN!!!
this is how you make parody movies - a movie that works even if you havent seen the movies it parodies..
7:37 Tuvok? When did he quit the federation for this and why does he talk with so much emotion.
It's because he ain't found shit
I have always loved how Brooks got Michael Winslow to play the radar guy. He's perfect with his ability to make his own sound effects.
One of my top 3 favorite movies. Mel Brooks is a genius. So many great lines
I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former roommate
comb the desert
Keep firing assholes!
classic ^_^
Honorable mentions:
That's not all he's lost
What's the matter colonel Sanders....chicken
Ah buckle this......Ludacris speed GO
I said fire across her nose, not up it.
the scene where he goes "prepare for Metamorphosis." and Rick Moranis say, "Ready Kafka. that's hilarious. He's referring to Franz Kafka, who wrote the literary short piece "Metamorphosis," which is about a young man who literally turns into a human cockroach.
Took me about 25 years before I finally understood that joke. 😆
"Thats why the evil will always triumph - because good is dumb!" 5:45
Evil shall always triumph, be it Roland Emmerich be it Michael Bay :)
The whole movie is still funny even to this day.
"HEY!!! Those are the guys who stole our uniforms!"
"And they beat the shit out of us too!!"
"shit!, I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!?" that line kills me so hard 🤣🤣🤣
History will remember this movie in higher regard than it is now. Timeless classic
1:40 - I love how the only two troopers who are catapulted through the air just "happen" to be the only two who have enough room ...
Missed out :
"who are you?"
"Barf!"
"Not in here Mr. This is a Mercedes!"
Spaceballs is my number one favorite movie tied with deadpool.
You like 4th wall breaking then aha?
@@shilliojr I love fourth wall breaking humor
Best prophetic statement: “even in the future nothing works”
"Who are you?"
"Barf"
"Not in here Mr, this is a Mercedes."
What a coincidence I watched Spaceballs yesterday on Netflix.
For number 2 you missed the best part. "Keep firing assholes!"
To think the guy went from ""combing the dessert" to playing Lt. Tuvok on Voyager.
The desert scene with the combs will always be my favorite hahaha
Two of my favorite lines:
Skoorb: I can't made decisions, I'm a president.
Skoorb: Well boys it is a lovely ship, I think you should go down with it.
"We ain't found shit!"
Star Trek: "He seems perfect for an emotionless Vulcan! Hire that man!"
"The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie will be over."
Thank you for including that one.
I work in merchandising. "Where the real money from the movie is made" always gives me a chuckle.
The bit at the end where John and Bill were in the dinner and Barfs tail went up the waitresses skirt was a big laugh when I was a kid. . . Mind of it's own! LoL
“Classic lines from Spaceballs”
So..........just pop in the dvd?
Pretty much. The entire movie is comedy gold.
I’m 24 and my aunt showed me and my brother this as kids and is still hilarious today.
I quote it still all the time.
My favorite is probably
“Everybody got that?!!”
Or
“Out of order?!? Fuck, things in the future don’t even work!”
Really every line on this movie is classical line
SNOTTY: "I'M SORRY SIR THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A MICRO CONVERTER MALFUNCTION!"
"Could be the interlocking system. Lock one, lock two, lock three, Loch Lomond!"
WHY DIDN'T SOMEBODY TELL ME MY ASS WAS SO BIG?!
At 8:21 should have included after the absolutely "which is what you're about to become". Also one of my favorites is when the ship was self destructing and people were leaving in space pods and the bearded lady takes the one Dark Helmet was going to take he says "Get back here you bearded bi*ch".
The entire movie script is classic.
What about, “Hey, I don’t have to put up with this! I’m rich!”
Mel Brooks said Rick Moranis’ inability to stop breaking out in Loud Laughter cost him a lot of money in Re-Takes.
You couldn't very well blame him.
One of the best Mel Brooks films ever.
My favorite: Spaceballs the Flamethrower! The kids love this one!
7:04 I bet there was a lot of laughter and bloopers at this part.
#17 - what every priest says when conducting an arranged marriage
“Hey do you think with all these new Star Wars movies they’ll finally make a new Space Balls?”
-Trevor (The Good Place)
Video: 35 Classic Lines From Spaceballs
Me: there’s way more than that
The whole movie is one big classic line
"Excuse me I'm trying to conduct a wedding which has nothing to do with love so please be quiet!"
I’m sorry
3:00 lol he startin to laugh while saying it . love this film all his films are hilarious
"I can't make decisions! I'm a president!"
0:29
Modern Day Americans in a nutshell
*MasKarens
They caught the guy who punched Rick Moranis in NYC!
"Even in the future nothing works".....30 years later that statement is still true
Most of Mel Brooks comedies couldnt be made today.
IKR! Can you imagine trying to remake Blazing Saddles in this day and age?? No way!
still a better movie than disneys version
Top Al Pacino on screen meltdowns, such as when Michael Corleone argued with Kay about her leaving him and taking the kids in Godfather 2.
Brooks got 3 people to make minor cameos in this movie (John Hurt reprised his famous scene from Alien with the alien bursting through his chest, the two blonde twins from the Doublemint gum commercials), but i think he missed one more great one. When they're trying to track the runaway princess, and Sandurz and Dark Helmet go off camera and they have the "you call this a radar? No, that's Mr. Coffee" line. Helmet says "Yes, i always have coffee when i watch radar". Brooks should well have had Gary Burghoff, best known as Radar O'Reilly from the iconic show MASH, walk from off camera. That could have been another 4th wall break.
Fun fact the guy who said “we ain’t found sh!t” would later play Tuvok on Star Trek Voyager.
One of my favorites: “ Radar repaired, sir. We're picking up the outline of a…[pause]…Winnebago.”
Wish you could’ve included “ Come back you fat bearded Bitch!!!” Line that had me rolling in days
Ready Kafka, should've been higher!
"I can't make decisions, I'm the president!"
"I'm a mog, half man, half dog, I'm my own best friend"
How were they even able to get this filmed. I would have fallen over laughing just trying to read my lines.
On this ship you are to refer to me as idiot and not you captain.
Loved this video. Greatest movie ever!!!!
The amount of 4th Wall Breaking is fucking crazy! I think I know where Deadpool 1 & 2 got its 4th Wall Breaking influence.
Not quite, Deadpool and She-Hilulk can fourth wall break in the comics too.
5:56 the only F-bomb in the movie
This is 100% the funniest movie I have ever seen
I saw this when it played in theaters in the 80's, as far as I'm concerned it's Mel Brooks' last great movie (with the possible exception of the remake of The Producers). It had John Candy, Joan Rivers, etc. And I loved that they got John Hurt to recreate his scene in "Alien" ("Oh God, not again!"). And the alien going Michigan J. Frog? Classic. I need to see this film again!
@3:57 was this scripted where Rick Moranis nudges George Wyner out of of the way of the camera and the look on his face when he sees it move in
"surrounded by assholes" shoulda been #1
My favourite line will always be the "What's the matter, Colonel Sanders....chicken?" XD
better than the sequel trilogy
How can you not have "You call this af radar?" "No! we call it Mr. coffee" It's by far one of the best lines
5:34. Is no one gonna ask why Princess Vespa's stunt double has a Hitler-stache? 😂🤣
I just assumed it was for laughs.
@@jasondyrkacz8270 I'm sure it was. Well, mission accomplished. I thought it was funny. Lol
2:41 Dark Helmt just explained The Force
Cool intro!
You forgot
10. 9. 8. 6. Six what happened to seven? Just kidding.
4. 3. 2. 1. Have a nice day. Thank you
Dear me what are those things coming out of her nose? Spaceballs. Oh shit, there goes the planet.
I’m the bearded lady. What are you one of the freaks?
Hahahahaha
Loved it. Haven't seen this in years. Good choice.