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  • @FlameOnDeck
    @FlameOnDeck 5 років тому +22441

    "man struggles to understand the concept of pen and paper"

    • @KevinChristie1988
      @KevinChristie1988 5 років тому +432

      So it's not a word if you write it down is it lol?

    • @TitanUnleashed7
      @TitanUnleashed7 5 років тому +681

      KevinChristie1988 but if writing counts then so must typing into a keypad

    • @thatrandomplayer8827
      @thatrandomplayer8827 5 років тому +205

      @@TitanUnleashed7 i dont think judliat counts as a word

    • @tomastorres1816
      @tomastorres1816 5 років тому +522

      Man reluctant to change will not learn sign language even if his life depends on it

    • @TriCutNinja
      @TriCutNinja 5 років тому +31

      @@marcuswatson4910 R/Wooosh

  • @WatchVidsMakeLists
    @WatchVidsMakeLists 5 років тому +7471

    I thought the twist would be he actually wouldn't die and would instead go home to find that the doctor was sleeping with his wife

  • @cam-bh3ts
    @cam-bh3ts 4 роки тому +5793

    Couldn’t he just learn sign language with his wife? That would make them closer and save his life

    • @iowsiam492
      @iowsiam492 4 роки тому +588

      Bruh, just write on paper

    • @Hello-qg4yk
      @Hello-qg4yk 4 роки тому +58

      Tirewrench still uses words

    • @iowsiam492
      @iowsiam492 4 роки тому +275

      @@Hello-qg4yk it never says that writing counts, it only mentions speaking

    • @TimothyRichard12345
      @TimothyRichard12345 4 роки тому +74

      Tirewrench But the doctor never specified that writing was allowed and it’s not like he could ask without using words so why take the chance?

    • @WhyAreYouUsingThisHangle
      @WhyAreYouUsingThisHangle 4 роки тому +5

      How about simply writing

  • @JoshThewhiteDad
    @JoshThewhiteDad 5 років тому +7081

    “In a world where texting was never created”

    • @justinlaspada5625
      @justinlaspada5625 5 років тому +93

      Your profile pic tripped me tf out

    • @cordeliacuthbert
      @cordeliacuthbert 4 роки тому +67

      Joshüa 115 he dies after using 1500 words, no matter if spoken or written

    • @theundyingcat
      @theundyingcat 4 роки тому +97

      @@cordeliacuthbert what if he cuts a bunch of little squares of paper with letters and rearranges them into words and so it can only be a one time word payment because he only writes the letters once

    • @sbsb147
      @sbsb147 4 роки тому +15

      @jchc VV emojis

    • @acroissant3721
      @acroissant3721 4 роки тому +6

      Or paper...

  • @Korasiah
    @Korasiah 5 років тому +6417

    I thought the four dreaded words was "I want a divorce."

  • @you_just
    @you_just 4 роки тому +861

    “In the end, Stanley decided the best thing to do was to just not tell her, and see how that went.”
    uh, okay then Stanley

    • @PotatoMateYT
      @PotatoMateYT 4 роки тому +21

      “This story is about a man named Stanley”
      Get that reference?

    • @canozanakarsu329
      @canozanakarsu329 3 роки тому +5

      @@PotatoMateYT no please enlighten me

    • @slurpdeedeedee
      @slurpdeedeedee 3 роки тому +3

      @@PotatoMateYT No I don't.

    • @roblue5470
      @roblue5470 3 роки тому +13

      @@PotatoMateYT the stanley parable

  • @alteo8588
    @alteo8588 5 років тому +3986

    Imagine 3% of your relationship is just you brushing your teeth.

    • @haruyes2598
      @haruyes2598 5 років тому +137

      43 minutes each day just to brush your teeth

    • @alteo8588
      @alteo8588 5 років тому +3

      @@haruyes2598 xD

    • @JobWClips
      @JobWClips 5 років тому +1

      XDgamingz bruh

    • @elio_fay
      @elio_fay 5 років тому +4

      XDgamingz I spend 30 😭

    • @boithisisntreddit9677
      @boithisisntreddit9677 5 років тому +13

      What about breathing

  • @Novacification
    @Novacification 5 років тому +14390

    "Man struggles to realize he is immortal"

    • @iCat4Ever
      @iCat4Ever 5 років тому +97

      Novacification ikr

    • @EGbean2
      @EGbean2 5 років тому +928

      40% sleeping, 3% brushing teeth. So if he sleeps 8 hours, that's 48 minutes spent brushing teeth

    • @fern21
      @fern21 5 років тому +145

      @@EGbean2 HeDidTheMath

    • @eight779
      @eight779 5 років тому +38

      Watch Jack and Dean's "The Last Supper"

    • @theflash9735
      @theflash9735 5 років тому +92

      @@EGbean2 *43.2 minutes, because 40% of his day is spent on sleeping, which amounts to 9.6 hrs instead of 8 hrs.

  • @frawh6025
    @frawh6025 4 роки тому +1462

    as an introvert, ill live 5 million more years if i got diagnosed with this thing.

  • @ishroom5466
    @ishroom5466 5 років тому +3046

    *1 word left*
    (phone call lady) "hello there"
    (man) "hello"
    Crap

  • @o4_
    @o4_ 5 років тому +4154

    Doctor: You have 1500 words left. Use them wisely.
    Man: Uses 1450 of them in less than 2 minutes.

    • @nuclearcatpotatoe3714
      @nuclearcatpotatoe3714 4 роки тому +92

      did he sing rap god in the doctors office off screen?

    • @Mystic-Lemon
      @Mystic-Lemon 4 роки тому +10

      andyyy wu yeah like tf..

    • @nikoletaniagolova
      @nikoletaniagolova 3 роки тому +43

      This is how most people spend most of their days, recklessly. Until they run out of time. I think in the movie the last words are a metaphor for last days of a person's life

  • @amirsyafrudin
    @amirsyafrudin 4 роки тому +339

    Amazing how he could keep count on the words he had left when he was drunk. Simply amazing.

  • @sammydunne.3796
    @sammydunne.3796 5 років тому +3374

    Imagine if he talks in his sleep

  • @boop9430
    @boop9430 5 років тому +4927

    What kind of wife leaves him like that without even asking why he’s been acting that way???

    • @chunkymunkey9182
      @chunkymunkey9182 5 років тому +229

      mine lmao

    • @KingofGermanic
      @KingofGermanic 5 років тому +346

      I think she asked to talk and then he wouldn't and that's what made her kick him out

    • @Cetok01
      @Cetok01 5 років тому +6

      Don't ask.

    • @wedgeantilles1498
      @wedgeantilles1498 5 років тому +15

      Most of them.

    • @RayanKhan
      @RayanKhan 5 років тому +115

      Jugliat is one stone cold woman

  • @guineapigtube6273
    @guineapigtube6273 4 роки тому +795

    “He spent the whole night yelling Julia at a nearby duck”
    Ok then

  • @abstractbybrian
    @abstractbybrian 6 років тому +17323

    Couldn't he have written it down on paper?

    • @religion_of_rage
      @religion_of_rage 6 років тому +1175

      my thoughts exactly. Still funny tho, and sad, and amusing, and unfortunate, and many other things

    • @anotherweekschtuff
      @anotherweekschtuff 6 років тому +570

      I think that counts

    • @donelleglatt
      @donelleglatt 5 років тому +729

      Words are words, no matter how you say them.

    • @LuisBrown
      @LuisBrown 5 років тому +178

      Perhaps an Artificial Intelligence in the form of a chatbot would have saved him some grief.

    • @Dr3amtime
      @Dr3amtime 5 років тому +463

      @@anotherweekschtuff It didn't count when he typed Judliet.

  • @jude2350
    @jude2350 5 років тому +9037

    You have 1 word left
    Him: Yes

    • @QED_
      @QED_ 5 років тому +26

      @Gaming Gamer: Exactly.

    • @dillpower
      @dillpower 5 років тому +93

      or
      You have 1 word left
      Him: Ok

    • @SILVER77274
      @SILVER77274 5 років тому +14

      Do you not really get what happened there?

    • @scruf2002
      @scruf2002 5 років тому +5

      @@SILVER77274 every1 does

    • @jasonyoung7705
      @jasonyoung7705 5 років тому +6

      Great, now i know how it ends...

  • @azoth4111
    @azoth4111 4 роки тому +415

    The quiet kid: I’m about to live a really long life

    • @Teemo147
      @Teemo147 4 роки тому +1

      I'd suddenly get my voice back

  • @picklerick8844
    @picklerick8844 5 років тому +1117

    Imagine teachers in school use this to make the annoying kid shut up

    • @alaskaball188
      @alaskaball188 4 роки тому +7

      Suicidal kid: I'm boutta end this mans whole career

    • @luischavez1701
      @luischavez1701 4 роки тому +1

      Savage Dude mine did and I came back to it because I liked the ending

    • @TestTest-zt1lx
      @TestTest-zt1lx 4 роки тому +3

      YOU HAVE [THIRTY-TWO] WORDS LEFT, TIMOTHY, SPEND THEM WISELY.

  • @kibekibado5489
    @kibekibado5489 5 років тому +15848

    doctor: "You have 1500 words left to live." A suicidal: "i'm beginning to feel like a rap god"

  • @blakebuckland8484
    @blakebuckland8484 4 роки тому +161

    Doctor: sir I’m sorry to tell you this but, you have five words left to live.
    Patient: sorry, can’t you repeat that?
    Doctor: Bruh

  • @spen7542
    @spen7542 5 років тому +5476

    It was so sad when he got angry and said “YES!” Then realized.

    • @asulikeit216
      @asulikeit216 5 років тому +73

      I couldn't understand what question did she ask?

    • @rezer481
      @rezer481 5 років тому +281

      Abdul Ahad it was his last word, so he would like more time but him saying yes and using his last word got him dead instead of more time...

    • @delighteddinodoughnuts2626
      @delighteddinodoughnuts2626 5 років тому +16

      Rigjt

    • @aragornsonofarathorn2170
      @aragornsonofarathorn2170 5 років тому +58

      exotic I was so shocked cause I wasn't expecting that! Like it was just so sad.

    • @vivienfeng7532
      @vivienfeng7532 5 років тому +16

      Sad

  • @C0wb0yBebop
    @C0wb0yBebop 5 років тому +2580

    Stanley’s problem isn’t that he has 46 words left to live. It’s that he’s too simple to realize we have other ways to communicate besides the use of our vocal chords.

    • @7yep4336dfgvvh
      @7yep4336dfgvvh 3 роки тому +65

      I think writing woukd stkll count as words

    • @williamsurj7863
      @williamsurj7863 Рік тому +25

      Well, you can use sign language

    • @Alessandro-lx1ug
      @Alessandro-lx1ug Рік тому +32

      @@williamsurj7863 still words

    • @GeeRat5
      @GeeRat5 Рік тому +168

      @@7yep4336dfgvvh He typed her name and it didn't kill him

    • @seaandstorm
      @seaandstorm Рік тому +28

      That doesn't make for a compelling narrative though, does it.

  • @morganschoff7302
    @morganschoff7302 4 роки тому +75

    That man should have become a writer, then he wouldn’t ever have the right words and get stuck on a single plot point for the rest of his life.

    • @janetDT1904
      @janetDT1904 3 роки тому +2

      as a writer, I salute you! Yass!!! Hate writer's block xx

  • @awmawm6903
    @awmawm6903 5 років тому +1400

    In a world were pens/pencils and paper weren’t invented

    • @_mannyornelas_
      @_mannyornelas_ 5 років тому +46

      Well the doctor was using paper and a pen. So...

    • @peachykk3132
      @peachykk3132 5 років тому +9

      Kiro Sensei or phones

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 роки тому +38

      @@_mannyornelas_ he doesnt know how to use all that fancy doctor stuff

    • @mcterb7142
      @mcterb7142 4 роки тому +19

      words are words no matter if spoken or written. I think it was meant this way.

    • @mysweetpepper
      @mysweetpepper 4 роки тому +1

      what about the business card, and the doctor writing a letter to his soon to be ex wife

  • @Dnalorian
    @Dnalorian 6 років тому +7576

    What about sign language?

    • @just_ayetii
      @just_ayetii 6 років тому +245

      Everything is alright or just texting or word to speech

    • @saucelessbones5872
      @saucelessbones5872 6 років тому +41

      "signels" finger gose in ok sighn

    • @hellohowareyou9745
      @hellohowareyou9745 5 років тому +41

      Or literally writing it down?

    • @hellohowareyou9745
      @hellohowareyou9745 5 років тому +21

      @Sun Tzu II why would you learn a new language when you can just write it down, and those could also count as words depending on the definition

    • @Im_Not_Loss
      @Im_Not_Loss 5 років тому +15

      Noah Hastings The sheer amount of ways you are not allowed to contort your hand for the rest of your immortal life

  • @DavidNorthMusic
    @DavidNorthMusic Рік тому +59

    I love that the doctor's letter to his wife is in doctor's handwriting.

  • @Аку-ю7ф
    @Аку-ю7ф 5 років тому +5578

    Me, a mute: those are rookie numbers kiddo

  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative 4 роки тому +2776

    Mute/deaf people watching this like “OOOH GOD what a terrible tragedy!” Learn sign language mate

    • @isabelv483
      @isabelv483 4 роки тому +15

      exactly. was going to say that ever since the first few secs of the vid

    • @mr.notsocreative
      @mr.notsocreative 4 роки тому +35

      360Noscoper 128 Well he can already move his hands freely without losing any words... so how the hell would moving them a little more affect how many words he says? And when did it say he couldn’t write anything?

    • @marpyplarpy350
      @marpyplarpy350 4 роки тому +10

      @@dumvi3176 it said he couldn't verbally speak

    • @fartmast3r916
      @fartmast3r916 4 роки тому +8

      Deaf people can talk though

    • @valmeria
      @valmeria 4 роки тому +3

      360Noscoper 128 yes but by hand not by a mouth.

  • @xodizzle1600
    @xodizzle1600 3 роки тому +24

    This film is a perfectly clear realization of life being way to short to not let the one you adore the most know “I love you”.

  • @CarpeNoctem135
    @CarpeNoctem135 5 років тому +1682

    When he opened that dirt covered beer, I felt that. That’s a whole different kind of low.

    • @Gonnasifaherpewarts
      @Gonnasifaherpewarts 5 років тому +46

      It's an average Monday I'd say

    • @youbetyourwrasse
      @youbetyourwrasse Рік тому +2

      I misread that as "love." I must be at a real low? Like rock-bottom? Heheeheh

  • @f.m848
    @f.m848 5 років тому +1362

    I don't understand how that girl looks young and old at the same time!

    • @skydaddy4192
      @skydaddy4192 5 років тому +77

      Who? Jugliatte?

    • @chrislovesannick
      @chrislovesannick 5 років тому +5

      UA-cam University bingo

    • @f.m848
      @f.m848 5 років тому +3

      @@skydaddy4192 yep

    • @mordant221
      @mordant221 5 років тому +3

      13 or 30

    • @RichardStrong86
      @RichardStrong86 5 років тому +6

      @@mordant221 You can tell the age of a person by how they define young and old.

  • @yeageristemp369
    @yeageristemp369 4 роки тому +45

    Wife: We need to talk...
    Man: i cant

  • @swizo5374
    @swizo5374 5 років тому +4203

    This reminds me of a movie where everytime the man spoke, a leaf fell off the tree
    Edit: I found it, it's called a thousand words

    • @jamesmuthiani5680
      @jamesmuthiani5680 5 років тому +96

      Eddie Murphy. I know it. It was an awesome movie. I thought about it all along.

    • @darapichchanhuy7543
      @darapichchanhuy7543 5 років тому +31

      yessssss this is what come to my mind first . omg u watched that film too? wow .

    • @photeta8815
      @photeta8815 5 років тому +10

      Matrix that’s what I thought 😁

    • @justforfun77-k5i
      @justforfun77-k5i 5 років тому +4

      I was searching for this movie... A long time ago...thanks

    • @misohoney1660
      @misohoney1660 5 років тому +3

      I wanna know what it looks like when he tells the longest joke in the world

  • @shibumitheartist2964
    @shibumitheartist2964 5 років тому +2372

    Doctor: "You only have 1500 words left to live."
    Me: *exhales*... *inhales* "Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
    But I'm only going to get this one chance...."

    • @scallywag1337
      @scallywag1337 5 років тому +62

      bruh the doctor would give you 1000 more.

    • @JamesMecs
      @JamesMecs 5 років тому +4

      Oh hell yhea XD

    • @ZigZagPower
      @ZigZagPower 5 років тому +21

      Simma lamma dimma lamma bimma lamma kill banna

    • @vinimooraess
      @vinimooraess 5 років тому +38

      There is 1560 in rap god so he would even be able to finish it, like if you cried thats so SAD

    • @kissmeragdolls
      @kissmeragdolls 5 років тому +10

      Boy If you don’t I suma luma

  • @fushifushi9441
    @fushifushi9441 4 роки тому +39

    “How much would you like to say before you die?”
    Him: “Yes”

  • @gunmetalwulfe7926
    @gunmetalwulfe7926 5 років тому +588

    The twist: The doctor was wrong. He finds this out, and realizes that his marriage was destroyed simply by a fluke.

    • @IdiotStinky02
      @IdiotStinky02 5 років тому +16

      he finds out he still had 2 thousand more words

  • @MartynaPac
    @MartynaPac 6 років тому +3005

    The ending crushed me...

    • @attackonty1135
      @attackonty1135 6 років тому +23

      The Lost Boy It was Tragic

    • @TsaiSigh
      @TsaiSigh 5 років тому +7

      I don’t get it someone plz explain

    • @grandpagaming45
      @grandpagaming45 5 років тому +100

      @@TsaiSigh He used his last word. He never got to send the message to julia.

    • @TsaiSigh
      @TsaiSigh 5 років тому +7

      Coolios oof

    • @xavmarz755
      @xavmarz755 5 років тому +21

      It was more humoristic

  • @Musically_Declined
    @Musically_Declined 4 роки тому +179

    Solution: Cut out your vocal cords and pretend it was “accident”, he would then have a reason as to why he can’t talk to her, and then he could learn how to without words. And then he could also be immortal as he couldn’t talk

    • @dnh3005
      @dnh3005 4 роки тому +6

      Joshua Bennett he will die of olderness

    • @harleyokeefe5193
      @harleyokeefe5193 4 роки тому +7

      dnh300 nobody dies of "oldness" you fool

    • @mrlank4325
      @mrlank4325 4 роки тому

      @@harleyokeefe5193 but people die of old age

    • @harleyokeefe5193
      @harleyokeefe5193 4 роки тому +4

      YESSIR no such thing, people die of something not just because they’re old

    • @mrlank4325
      @mrlank4325 4 роки тому +2

      @@harleyokeefe5193 I always thought that when people die of old age it's because there so old there body stops working for eg like the heart

  • @sagarock5528
    @sagarock5528 5 років тому +2520

    "What last words you wanna say?"
    "Yes"

  • @icecream1454
    @icecream1454 5 років тому +3384

    "If your really struggling call this number"
    *bruh.*

    • @jacksalt804
      @jacksalt804 5 років тому +34

      I need help I have 7 words left*dead*

    • @nebulawings
      @nebulawings 5 років тому +34

      @@jacksalt804 that's 8. You broke the system.

    • @jacksalt804
      @jacksalt804 5 років тому +19

      @@nebulawings The 7 is not a word it's a number😏

    • @nebulawings
      @nebulawings 5 років тому +11

      @@jacksalt804 LMAO HAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cameronj5113
      @cameronj5113 5 років тому +11

      @@jacksalt804 Seven is a word

  • @alexismays6013
    @alexismays6013 4 роки тому +56

    This was an amazing depiction of how we in general do not think before we speak, even if our life depends on it. Amazing work! I hope I one day get to work with you guys and act in one or a few of your shorts.

    • @eugenetswong
      @eugenetswong 10 місяців тому

      Great insight!
      I appreciate the "horrible" ending, because it was humourous, but for a real life situation, I do agree with you.

  • @sharonr2121
    @sharonr2121 5 років тому +3589

    he actually said 1,450 words before leaving the doctor's office

    • @Pilafcg
      @Pilafcg 5 років тому +295

      Yup that's called denial
      And this is a very nice example of it

    • @Felix-xw6du
      @Felix-xw6du 5 років тому +249

      1,454

    • @SSJGhost_Wolf
      @SSJGhost_Wolf 5 років тому +113

      Woah you watched the video too?

    • @sean5623
      @sean5623 5 років тому +22

      Idk if yall are joking or blind or sum it’s clearly 0050 and before that it very clearly went past like 1300

    • @PixelResolution
      @PixelResolution 5 років тому +58

      Bro Sean He had 1500 words left. He left the doctors office with 46 words left. That’s a difference of 1454 words said in the office.

  • @SeekTrack70
    @SeekTrack70 5 років тому +5044

    Whatifhesaideverythingsuperfastsoitdidntcountasasingleword

    • @rebecca5521
      @rebecca5521 5 років тому +72

      HotLemon Relief whahha live these comments

    • @jeffrey6067
      @jeffrey6067 5 років тому +206

      just speak german lol

    • @Handhandme
      @Handhandme 5 років тому +50

      HAHAHAH then he'd die halfway into that message

    • @paulg903
      @paulg903 5 років тому +13

      You just used 16 words

    • @randomgirl4062
      @randomgirl4062 5 років тому +2

      Jeffrey Bucchianeri 😂

  • @hellonhead5905
    @hellonhead5905 4 роки тому +166

    In an alternate universe:
    1)EMINEM is diagnosed with this disease.
    *1 second gap
    2) The End.

  • @drguy9651
    @drguy9651 4 роки тому +2658

    “you have 50 words left to live”
    “beatitude, pulchritudinous, soliloquy”

  • @kingkiller4630
    @kingkiller4630 5 років тому +1800

    Theory: What if the doctor made that all up and when he gave him the counter he armed a bomb (the counter) and when the counter hit 0 it would explode

    • @justsomeguy4553
      @justsomeguy4553 5 років тому +81

      That's a dark twist there

    • @Renjiro91
      @Renjiro91 5 років тому +56

      You can't click the counter on the last word though and it doesn't do that automatically. You won't click it if you're expecting to die.

    • @tecni-cal
      @tecni-cal 5 років тому +14

      @@Renjiro91 depends, they never said exactly how he would die. If it would be immediate or lingering

    • @Renjiro91
      @Renjiro91 5 років тому +12

      @@tecni-cal But if death comes by his pressing the button to reach 0, then he's fine and wondering why nothing's happened.

    • @xSlim
      @xSlim 5 років тому +6

      Killer Queen has already touched the counter.

  • @roochina
    @roochina 4 роки тому +82

    From the beginning to the end, it’s a masterpiece, incredibly beautiful! I laughed so much till I cried! It sums up the human life of our time in about 9 minutes. The ones who’ve disliked it must have been offended by its truth, which also means it speaks to something much deeper than our superficial understanding... thank you.

    • @Yutah1981
      @Yutah1981 2 роки тому +5

      what is there to be offended with? what truth is here that's offensive? I'm just frustrated to see an idiot like this and 'relationship' like this, is all, and I see literally nothing touching here. He's created the problem himself.

    • @pizzelle2
      @pizzelle2 Рік тому +1

      @@Yutah1981 getting upset by this short is bizarre. Seek help

    • @Yutah1981
      @Yutah1981 Рік тому +2

      @@pizzelle2 I've never said I was upset. You read too much into my words.

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 Рік тому +1

      @@pizzelle2you’re projecting a bit much there. Such an odd thing to bring someone to saying “seek help”

    • @blaketankersley2449
      @blaketankersley2449 Рік тому +1

      Offended by it's truth, or the glaring plot holes that make the story suitable for only those with an IQ less than 50?

  • @rubybellomy9491
    @rubybellomy9491 6 років тому +2061

    There’s a possibility he had one more word left after that because he miss counted when he was drunk. So don’t be to sad :(

    • @toompyfloyd4074
      @toompyfloyd4074 5 років тому +1

      yes please

    • @samvidas9599
      @samvidas9599 5 років тому +27

      No it counts automatically i think

    • @muchanadziko6378
      @muchanadziko6378 11 місяців тому +4

      @@samvidas9599it doesn’t
      They clearly click it each time

  • @T2Stixx
    @T2Stixx 5 років тому +562

    "When a man was told he had 1500 words left to live he was speechless" missed chance

    • @ngiyezalapho4327
      @ngiyezalapho4327 3 роки тому +2

      That's what I thought the next line would be

    • @emile_fa
      @emile_fa 3 роки тому +6

      He wasn't though. When he was told he used 1450 of his remaining words

  • @unicorn484
    @unicorn484 4 роки тому +40

    I’m just gonna assume that he is illiterate and has horrible body coordination which doesn’t allow him to do sign language.

  • @luhhjermaine8104
    @luhhjermaine8104 5 років тому +251

    This takes "any last words?" to a whole new level.

  • @TH-dc3fg
    @TH-dc3fg 5 років тому +4226

    Get his vocal cords surgically removed, he will become immortal

    • @redshirts4757
      @redshirts4757 5 років тому +35

      Right!

    • @dickurkel6910
      @dickurkel6910 5 років тому +132

      No one wants to be immortal. If I could choose to live for eternity or die now, i think any smart person would die now.

    • @mayonaise48
      @mayonaise48 5 років тому +106

      Dick Urkel any smart person would choose immortality

    • @vishnutejakollana6721
      @vishnutejakollana6721 5 років тому

      Lolll

    • @gearshift7174
      @gearshift7174 5 років тому +64

      @@mayonaise48 is it really smart to grow old and out of touch and have everyone u loved and knew die during your lifetime and then when you are really old you forgot who was your mother who was your father what is your name you forget alot and time will pass very fast as well as you getting more and more scars and who knows you could end up without an eye, arm, leg, etc and forget you ever had one

  • @AdamFrancisco
    @AdamFrancisco 4 роки тому +9

    Life asked him if he wanted more time and he screamed yes and then Life said no 😢

  • @benmay1294
    @benmay1294 5 років тому +513

    What I got from this: Don't wait until you have no time left to tell people how you feel. Be honest with everyone. Love hard, live life to the fullest. When you're left with only 1500 words left, all you'll have is your own thoughts and regrets.
    Personally, I would spend my last words thanking everyone and telling them how much I love them. But why wait? Why wait when you're essentially staring death in the face to be honest with yourself and others? This helped me realize that I'm not being honest with myself, and I'm going to spend the day with my family today. Thank you.

    • @davidcampagna1595
      @davidcampagna1595 Рік тому +5

      you're a very insightful person ben. keep on livin man

    • @venomshot2815
      @venomshot2815 Рік тому +1

      Literally buy cards with words written on them or type everything out

    • @realmuru6365
      @realmuru6365 Рік тому +2

      @@venomshot2815you don’t understand ART , Do You

  • @larksidemoon6505
    @larksidemoon6505 5 років тому +412

    "Dear Jugliat, so sorry I'm dead."

  • @kyrakinney5103
    @kyrakinney5103 4 роки тому +51

    "He was running off with a local oncologist called Patricia"
    gave me flashbacks to *PATRICIA!!!!!!*

  • @Hankyman583
    @Hankyman583 5 років тому +478

    3% of the day brushing his teeth? This dude brushes his teeth for 21 minutes twice a day.

    • @kpollardfreak1
      @kpollardfreak1 5 років тому +6

      I brush my teeth after every meal and when I go out and when I go to sleep and when I wake up in the morning so yeah.

    • @Hankyman583
      @Hankyman583 5 років тому +27

      @@kpollardfreak1 21 minutes a day is terrible for your teeth lmao. Are you eating 8 meals a day?

    • @coreblaster6809
      @coreblaster6809 4 роки тому +12

      @@kpollardfreak1 That's horrible for your teeth

    • @badshrooms1757
      @badshrooms1757 4 роки тому +4

      Yall still brush yalls teeth?

    • @bobulousspazz8949
      @bobulousspazz8949 4 роки тому

      @@badshrooms1757 lmao

  • @PingPongFilms
    @PingPongFilms 5 років тому +1122

    “Any last words?”
    Me: “yes. Just three.”
    “.....ok”

    • @liambrooks8696
      @liambrooks8696 5 років тому +16

      Wkuk lol

    • @PingPongFilms
      @PingPongFilms 5 років тому +1

      Liam Brooks YESS I was waiting for someone to recognize that reference!! 😂👌

    • @liambrooks8696
      @liambrooks8696 5 років тому +4

      @@PingPongFilms one of my favorite episodes. " Gimme the guns back" 😂😂

    • @jasyn197
      @jasyn197 5 років тому +1

      "IF YOU DAAARRRE"

    • @nickwright4817
      @nickwright4817 5 років тому

      This was an unexpected surprise

  • @fuboc8583
    @fuboc8583 4 роки тому +26

    This is sort of like the movie, " A Thousand Words"

    • @HausOfSoare
      @HausOfSoare 4 роки тому +8

      Im surprised not many people mention this

    • @zedekacosta1162
      @zedekacosta1162 3 роки тому +5

      A thousand words but bad ending

    • @janetDT1904
      @janetDT1904 3 роки тому +2

      I loved that movie :) Eddie Murphy was brilliant in it. I have "You, Me, WE" in my heart from that

  • @polinakrasnopolskaya9859
    @polinakrasnopolskaya9859 5 років тому +504

    Moral: you want to tell someone how much you love them when there’s no time (words) left. Don’t wait so long...

  • @__knight__2121
    @__knight__2121 5 років тому +373

    "Man struggles to realise that saying letters one at a time doesnt count as words"

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 роки тому +15

      NIGHTFURY _21 yeah it does? Letters are words when said one at a time.

    • @smurphdoge3784
      @smurphdoge3784 4 роки тому +9

      @@DeathnoteBB only a and i

    • @ihateyouall7026
      @ihateyouall7026 4 роки тому +3

      SmurphDoge and o technically

    • @chrisleach909
      @chrisleach909 4 роки тому +11

      @@smurphdoge3784 A, Be, Sea, I, Jay, Oh, Pea, Are, Tea, You, Ex and Why

    • @deathhwishh3072
      @deathhwishh3072 4 роки тому

      @@chrisleach909 owe and eye too.

  • @danielchapter70128
    @danielchapter70128 3 роки тому +4

    Brilliant. It’s a flipped metaphor for contemplating the fact that for each and every one of us, our words are numbered. You may have already said your last words. Make them good ones just in case!

  • @fuhjrvr7474
    @fuhjrvr7474 5 років тому +221

    Doctor: You have 5 words left
    Me: we live in a society...

    • @coal4995
      @coal4995 5 років тому +8

      THAT ABANDONS US AND TREATS US LIKE TRASH!

  • @JuanCruz-un9jy
    @JuanCruz-un9jy 5 років тому +774

    At 3:55, I thought she was going to say "I want a divorce."

    • @onlyrick
      @onlyrick 5 років тому +11

      I thought it would be "fasten your seat belts". Well, we were both wrong, eh?

    • @cyla7632
      @cyla7632 5 років тому +1

      100th like

    • @metamodernsounds2163
      @metamodernsounds2163 5 років тому +13

      “We need to talk” is far far worse than “I want a divorce”

    • @sinoroman
      @sinoroman 5 років тому +2

      | At 3:55, I thought she was going to say "I want a divorce."
      me: same

    • @kenta9112
      @kenta9112 5 років тому

      Same

  • @Heilxz
    @Heilxz 4 роки тому +100

    Flamingo:Gets banned because he said "Yes"
    This Guy:dies because he said "Yes"

  • @theotherside931
    @theotherside931 5 років тому +104

    *The doctor could've held him to prevent him from talking and wasting all those precious words on rants.*

    • @blockrapist1239
      @blockrapist1239 5 років тому +7

      Funny how it was a lack of communication that caused him to, lose words

    • @robroyreport7242
      @robroyreport7242 4 роки тому

      Tapping my chest....

  • @BennettParsons1
    @BennettParsons1 5 років тому +573

    Shouting “Julia” at a duck. Not the way you want to go out.

  • @tomyk9233
    @tomyk9233 3 роки тому +3

    I remember watching this the day it came out...
    back here again, still the feels hit different

  • @bertenheimer
    @bertenheimer 5 років тому +426

    Why doesn’t he just write that down and never talk again

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 4 роки тому +15

      Hmm yeah the movie is very unclear. Maybe written words still count as words or maybe they meant he only have 1500 spoken words to live- we never knew

    • @bertenheimer
      @bertenheimer 4 роки тому +20

      Well even if so then why doesn’t he just say a few words to tell her

    • @fishinspacey
      @fishinspacey 3 роки тому +1

      @@bertenheimer right? “hey i have 46 words left until i die. i love you very much, but i can’t speak”

    • @bertenheimer
      @bertenheimer 3 роки тому +2

      @@fishinspacey just in case he dies from writing words he could just shorten it to “I can’t speak, I can say 46 words before I die, love you”

    • @fishinspacey
      @fishinspacey 3 роки тому +1

      @@bertenheimer yeah!

  • @mmaraio_1250
    @mmaraio_1250 5 років тому +2141

    Him: says supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
    Doc: wait that’s illegal

    • @deadflashbros597
      @deadflashbros597 4 роки тому +27

      Michael Maraio and pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    • @mmaraio_1250
      @mmaraio_1250 4 роки тому +2

      Deadflash Bros lol

    • @taejunchang396
      @taejunchang396 4 роки тому +17

      You forgot
      Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantysiliogogogoch

    • @karamars8957
      @karamars8957 4 роки тому +3

      This is the longest word recorded ever. I remember my bestie in high school saying this to me all the time

    • @taejunchang396
      @taejunchang396 4 роки тому +2

      André Marseu I know how to pronounce it and I always annoy my friends with it

  • @ThreeTreesPro
    @ThreeTreesPro 4 роки тому +10

    "dimly recalls shouting the word Julia over and over again at a nearby duck" the things you do when you're drunk

  • @Kantorek555
    @Kantorek555 5 років тому +237

    "We need to talk"
    Biggest fear of every man in the world

  • @nattydaddy915
    @nattydaddy915 5 років тому +497

    He should have gotten his vocal cords removed then he would be immortal

    • @socpuppet7584
      @socpuppet7584 4 роки тому +4

      There is an episode of twilight zone where pretty much that happens lol

    • @esther7976
      @esther7976 4 роки тому +1

      Kenny McCormick what episode

    • @socpuppet7584
      @socpuppet7584 4 роки тому

      xxQueenEstherxx I’m not sure but I’m sure you can look it up and they have it on amazon prime video.

    • @funl
      @funl 4 роки тому

      @@socpuppet7584 worst plug ever

    • @Samuel-ym8wz
      @Samuel-ym8wz 4 роки тому

      I see thats why you don't rap anymore

  • @aryaman3039
    @aryaman3039 3 роки тому +2

    I recently showed this short story to one of my friends. She is not my friend anymore. Thanks, Omeleto.

  • @pnk4777
    @pnk4777 5 років тому +314

    You have one word left
    Him:

  • @parallel2795
    @parallel2795 5 років тому +52

    Bruh this mans power is too much. He can choose to die or live forever

  • @lolxd831
    @lolxd831 3 роки тому +10

    First of all, great film. Second,after watching it five times and still loving it I FINALLY GOT IT julia wanted a baby!! It explains so much, it gives meaning to that frustated and repressed yes more than just wanting to live, those were the 4 words he feared "i want a baby" (or "lets have a child" and its possible variants) and it helps understand why didnt he just went on using alternatives to speaking such as writing, what kind of father could live like that? Without being able to tell a son that he loved him or sing to her a happy birthday song or laugh. He just knew he couldn't do it and left her without explanation. It makes that yes have more weight.

    • @muchanadziko6378
      @muchanadziko6378 11 місяців тому +1

      You do know that they are parents that are mute, right?

  • @t-55am2b5
    @t-55am2b5 5 років тому +348

    Me with one word left:
    A guy: Hotel?
    Me: Trivago

    • @ilno
      @ilno 3 роки тому

      Worth it😂

    • @sb6029
      @sb6029 3 роки тому

      Random: Marco
      Me:polo

  • @lauragonz34
    @lauragonz34 5 років тому +168

    0:22 anyone noticed the signs in the back for testing vision are sentences? "There is nowhere to go but down from..." and "Just when it was going so well so..."

    • @SILVER77274
      @SILVER77274 5 років тому +2

      Good catch!

    • @VelvetMetrolink
      @VelvetMetrolink 5 років тому +1

      So cool! I'm gonna make some of these. Good spot, thanks L.

    • @ennibee6684
      @ennibee6684 5 років тому +1

      I would've never noticed that, you have a good eye!
      Your comment made me go back and focus on the background; at 2:58 the fridge magnets also spell "silence" and "voice".

  • @robertotcr
    @robertotcr 4 роки тому +1

    Represents life exactly like it is. You might pass away at any moment leaving things undone

  • @nicm783
    @nicm783 5 років тому +203

    him: YES
    him in heaven: oooooops

    • @nicm783
      @nicm783 5 років тому +3

      A Spideeduse becuase his last word was yes

  • @mchatouille
    @mchatouille 5 років тому +783

    On some level Stanley was suicidal, as he was told he had only 1500 words left to live, and then managed to use up over 1450 of them before he even left the doctor's office. To see what he COULD have done instead, I refer you to season 2, episode 25 of the original Twilight Zone (aired April 28, 1961), called "The Silence". But I guess Stanley wasn't very bright.

    • @Deception975
      @Deception975 5 років тому +4

      That's the one about the guy who can't turn down a bet, right?

    • @QED_
      @QED_ 5 років тому +4

      @Deception975: I'd say . . . it's the one about the guy who wanted to regain his self-respect by showing that he could exercise self-control. And did so . . .

    • @Deception975
      @Deception975 5 років тому +2

      @@QED_ Ehh, potato tomato.

    • @Angora69100
      @Angora69100 5 років тому +2

      @@Deception975 Potatoes and tomatoes are two different things tho

    • @Deception975
      @Deception975 5 років тому +4

      @@Angora69100 Yes, just like we were explaining the same episode two different ways.

  • @motherland80
    @motherland80 3 роки тому +1

    Straight up, the funniest of the Omeleto short films I’ve seen, in fact, the funniest thing I’ve seen on UA-cam.

    • @liyakidane2085
      @liyakidane2085 3 роки тому

      I could not stop laughing! The scenes kept on coming & when I thought it could not get funnier the phone call at the end happened, which was the cheery on top.

  • @riograndelocos9639
    @riograndelocos9639 5 років тому +400

    Doctor: you have 1500 words to live. Me: Let's read the oxford dictionary

    • @1nva0er55
      @1nva0er55 5 років тому +26

      1495

    • @CHlNO2007
      @CHlNO2007 5 років тому +1

      RioGrandeLocos 2.0 not to be weird but do you live around or near the Rio Grande Valley?

    • @cryptacat9853
      @cryptacat9853 5 років тому +1

      rBullitt STALKER

  • @anushkalols
    @anushkalols 5 років тому +760

    He could just stop talking forever and write down whatever he felt like telling🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @KunoichiRose
      @KunoichiRose 5 років тому +1

      Anushka Sarkar blind people 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @abelinc9898
      @abelinc9898 5 років тому +13

      CALLOFTOXICITY mute people lol

    • @MarioCorleone
      @MarioCorleone 5 років тому +7

      @@abelinc9898 DeAf PeOpLe LoL

    • @hezekiahdaggett2179
      @hezekiahdaggett2179 5 років тому +20

      “The deaf man heard what the mute man said, then they all followed where the blind man lead”

    • @Tehbestestevasss
      @Tehbestestevasss 5 років тому +9

      @Anushka Sarkar Depending on how you think of it, writing down a word is still a word. It would count. It is communication

  • @Maligale.
    @Maligale. 4 роки тому +9

    A man with can only say 1500 words:
    Sign language: Am I a joke to you

  • @lazeatscrayons2426
    @lazeatscrayons2426 5 років тому +109

    Eventually we all have 1500 words left

    • @lazeatscrayons2426
      @lazeatscrayons2426 5 років тому +1

      @@frana.2826 wow ur smart.

    • @deekay1306
      @deekay1306 5 років тому

      So you believe in fate?

    • @imr99n
      @imr99n 5 років тому +1

      some people never even get 1500 words before dying

    • @tristancarter6630
      @tristancarter6630 5 років тому

      TheLaztGamer tbf it’s not like the saying of the words are what determine our death tho

  • @lifesaviorrules5596
    @lifesaviorrules5596 5 років тому +51

    Spends most of his words hating himself, and saying his loves name. His last word was the answer for more time, but he lost it all.

  • @technomax409
    @technomax409 3 роки тому +4

    Moral of the history: Even drunk people can count without mistakes.

  • @kilikx1x
    @kilikx1x 5 років тому +38

    That recording is designed to get him to shout or yell something at the phone in order to use up his last words so he doesn't have to think too hard about what his last words are.

  • @jasonwong7140
    @jasonwong7140 5 років тому +47

    I thought he was going to get down to 10 words after trying to explain to his wife, then realized that the key to marriage is silence, and they lived happily ever after.

  • @alv2231
    @alv2231 3 роки тому +3

    6:17 I can't stop but imagining what she would recommend if he had 2 words left

  • @uselessshroob
    @uselessshroob 5 років тому +221

    This is the story of a man named Stanley...

    • @DominiqueRoseASMR
      @DominiqueRoseASMR 5 років тому

      Omg yes thank you 😂

    • @icemann156
      @icemann156 5 років тому

      I don’t understand this can someone explain it to me please?

    • @macaronitree9127
      @macaronitree9127 5 років тому

      icemann156 look up joe

    • @dylancook2637
      @dylancook2637 5 років тому +1

      Stanley Yelnats

    • @SmoothTurtle840
      @SmoothTurtle840 5 років тому +7

      Dylan Cook No, I think it was a Stanley Parable reference, not a Holes reference.

  • @flo2661
    @flo2661 5 років тому +143

    Why did I think she was going to say “I am leaving you”

  • @elias-to9ti
    @elias-to9ti 4 роки тому +26

    “I’m beginning to feel like a rap god”

  • @johnnymarbles9070
    @johnnymarbles9070 5 років тому +154

    Today on another episode of: "UA-cam recommended gold for me again."

  • @acknowIedge
    @acknowIedge 5 років тому +302

    The fact that he couldn’t just write on a piece of paper actually kills me.

    • @kristyspy7542
      @kristyspy7542 3 роки тому +22

      killed him too

    • @naka8899
      @naka8899 3 роки тому +1

      @@kristyspy7542 lmao

    • @GenericProtagonist7
      @GenericProtagonist7 2 роки тому +13

      It doesn't specify spoken words, it could quite literally mean any word you produce.

    • @vishwajeetsharma2804
      @vishwajeetsharma2804 Рік тому +1

      @@GenericProtagonist7 ASL

    • @roietbd2992
      @roietbd2992 Рік тому +9

      @@GenericProtagonist7 He unsuccessfully typed Julia, doesn't it still count as a word?

  • @kripant
    @kripant Рік тому +1

    Imo The ending shows that we shouldn’t open our mouth out of anger cause our own word might kill us before we even realize and too late to take our word back.