Discord Ban Speedrun (97.1% effective)
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- Опубліковано 27 чер 2021
- Strategy 3 works every time.
Some Discord server mods trap you forever and don't let you leave... but there is an easy trick to get banned instantly.
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0k pls more
make me
ALRIGHT
Beluga escaped, but Skitlle got trapped in the server.
"A soul for a soul"
Words...
Rip skittle
@@wangraymond6626 Skittle is alive; i believe
reminds me of that one jojo scene
Then Lester Takes Skittle to Mexico
poor eugene didn't deserve that harassment
egg
@im moving to a new channel bob & vagene
eugene deserved better
True true
@im moving to a new channel bobs
"We're almost at 360k!"
1 year later: *9 million*
Good God this channel blew the hell up. Thank you for your connect Begulga 😭❤️
hamburger
@@KaiKazgaming whopper 🍔😋😋😋
This aged badly
fr
This comment: a year ago, beluga's amount of subscribers rn = still 9 million
Mod: We haven't done ___________ to anyone since 1907.
Beluga: Are you challenging me?
Skittle is literaly best wingman in the history of existence
Yes
Now beluga has to use an alt to save skittle
True
Lmao so true
Facts
Strategy 4
skittle: "I'm a hairy man of age 45"
Lester: _B A N N E D_
I was about to comment this-
Jester might be into someone similar to himself
Strategy 5
Skitlle: sends Memes in General chat
skittle: im 18
Lester: banned
@@storm3443 mute
Rip skittle
The brave warrior
The good friend
The one who was never seen again
God for life the good friend the end now he's never seen again good bye skitte that was sad ending
good
luck
skittle
🤣
Those strategies are really Insane for getting banned! Congratulations for more Subscribers 🔥
"Skittle"
"Get out of there"
"Now."
*famous words before disaster*
Hi
I subbed
lol
Hola
NYUUU SKITTLYYYY
For some reason, Lester calling you 'sweetie' makes me EXTREMELY uncomfortable.
Same
Its staged so no need to be uncomfortable
That's the point.. sweetie..
SWEETHEART
@@Amas1000 WOAH
And this is how we lost skittle for years to come...
...until he came back.
0:00
A wild *Beluga* appeared.
Lester:
Not again..
Beluga: *a d m i n*
"Are you a female?" always cracks me up, because it's implying he doesn't care if it's a human or not.
LMFAOO
SHE WAS 18 IN DOG YEARS I SWEAR
Usually the human part is implied, but that's really funny if it isn't.
@@dr.alphys8650 ALPHYS NO
@@brianm.johnson4438 Yeah, "Are you a girl?" makes more sense
Dude i was subbed to u even before 100k subs and congrats on reaching 8mil almost
It was this video when skittle turned himself into Skittle chan. And he has been skittle chan ever since, until today's video when he finally revealed himself
Lester: we’ve never banned someone since 1982
Wait so who was the lucky guy…
Joe mama lmao
Idk but I'm looking for a boyfrienduwu
Can I join your discord?
@@skittle-chan6177 stfu with the uwu
@@skittle-chan6177 yeah he's right here at the bottom of the well go ahead and jump in
@@skittle-chan6177 stfu
skittle you brave soldier, your sacrifice will not be forgotten.
Let’s hope he comes back
Somehow
Vengeance must be served
By Punishment of...
skittle can say im a male to get banned to bac
but respecc for le sacrifice
I dont see how that ties into this comment but ok?
"A wild Beluga appeared" gotta be my favorite intro
I just love the fact you are using the polite cat picture are you're discord photo
I love how the server is called “Lester’s Minivan” and no one can escape 💀💀
Exactly my thoughts! Pffft more like Lesters white van.
Me: SAY GOODBYE
Lester, the molester
I hate that the top comment was someone who talks like this ✋ ✋ 😭 😭 ☠️ 💀-
k lol
Now this is what should be being taught in school.
Yes
Indeed
Almost as important as calculus! 👍
Yes. How to rickroll a server owner.
Yes
The way Beluga puts Skittle chan and everyone just like the scenes Are always cool
it took precisely 3 minutes and 24 seconds for him to get banned 👏 congratulations new world record
skittle: so you finally did it, what did it cost you?
beluga: everything.
Lol
E
@Emanuelgamer 1313 you mad look like an egg
Well why can't skittle just make another account..???
Beluga : cost you
Skittle has sacrificed himself for Beluga. A true friend and wingman.
I have a question, can't they just delete discord or force quit? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Also I watched the new suicide squad movie 2 and it sucked real bad James Gunn I hope your movie gets a really bad review so yeah...” - Klonoa
@@thattanglethelemuryt3444 that sucks! I watched it Aug 6th and really really liked it! I mean obv my profile is hq
@@laddugamer2782 If they delete and re install discord or force quit discord they will still be in that server.
@@tayaraine ya can create another account cant ya
he will be s e e n
R.I.P. Skittle 2020-2021 best doggo ever known, saved beluga from the underworld but sacrificed his life in the process. He will be remembered on this channel as a true hero.
Can we apriciate that beluga is so powerful that he has prems to create channels and categories as a member.
skittles: *straight up fucking dies*
Everyone: “may we meet again… in Valhalla.”
I have risen
Kids watch this baka
@@skittle-chan6177 HAHAHA
@@skittle-chan6177 holy shit I’m beginning to breath manually
@@skittle-chan6177 Kawaii desu
if you wanna get banned quickly from a discord server just go in and say “i believe in age of consent laws”
Ok
Ok
Ok
Racist
LMFAOOO
“We’ve never banned anyone since 1982”
Markiplier: *”Was that the ban of 82!?“*
All he had to say was "I'm actually a 40 year old man"
Instant ban.
Yuh
No, he should have said "Imma yankee-ni()a" works 100%
or changed his account back to normal
Even better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
POV: tips his hat again
I love how the server's name is literally, 'Lester' s Minivan'. You can't leave xD
Lmao
Whats lesters minivan. Is it a real thing or a meme
@@R3pliC0py its the name of lesters discord server
@@Chuked W H ENRE DO I JOIN
@@R3pliC0py it's his minivan
The first Beluga video I watched. Ah, the memories.
I remember that day of last june when i first saw ur channel, u had 300k at the time and i was like: what wonderful little channel, and then u fucking blew up at an absurd speed
R.I.P Skittle, a hero who could save everyone but himself
Beluga*
He took the hit something only the best of us could do
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth plagueis the wise
Maybe he was using alt ???
lol
@@aarushthebest8689 prob.
Skittle is a war hero, sacrificing himself to save his fellow man
wait until lester finds out he's a guy
Yes he need to get the medal of honor given by the president
@@whiskey2-492 k
@@def3ndr887 thats why he was never seen again
Remember this guy had 300k eubs yesterday
1:36 The "Inspect element" Got me cracking xD
Same 😂😂😂
You should’ve put a Beluga cat over your face while you were talking. xD
Beluga is a cat
And
Skittle is a dog
That's a friendship right there
Oh wow
And Eugene is an egg.
Jellyfishes is better
@@josephleebob3828 and spy’s suck
Friendship at it's finest :)
When he said "my little sweetie" I got up to lock all the doors in my house
LOL
same
true
Racism = instant ban
Lester : nobody leaves this place
MoBo : we'll see about that
Beluga:Leave the server NOW!
Skittle:(Gets Obviously Abducted)
Plot twist : Skittles was never seen again because he deleted his discord account
He just unplugged his computer
@@richardgeorge2250 lol
didnt work he was still in the server
@@FEY3R wait wha-
Wow 699 likes
Let me change it
Beluga: does discord series
His sub count: *GAS GAS GAS*
This dude went from like 99k to 395 in 3 days
@@mclovin9486 exactly
Magic i guess
hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahagahagahagahgha so funny wowie zowie
He is at 1k+ per minute
That feeling when you literally only became a beluga fan because you evade bans only for real too.
My favorite part is a wild beluga appeared XD
Skittle sacrificed himself for the nation , he will be never forgotten .
A loyal soldier he/she was ❤️
Plot twist: that was a alt clone
ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÉ ҎÎḈ₸ŬRĔ
@@dont2874 Don't worry, I won't.
@@dont2874 didn't ask tho
Eugene: “Call me an egg one more time, I dare you.”
Beluga: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career.”
* E G G*
@@geras4463 Beluga is how to basic
Hey stop turning people into-
*egg*
I love your skits man
Skittle and hecker are both belugas heros
Beluga finally getting Skittle out from the server: "You good?"
Skittle: "N o ."
Skittle: I think i'll never be good again.
Beluga: Well, take a seat, let's talk bout' it...
Skittle: **Visible look of pain**
send help
@@skittle1844 whats happening
@@HyperTextMarkupLanguage-HTML bad things
@@skittle1844 oh no
Beluga is going to have a lot of Discord stories to tell their grandchildren about.
sigh
Yes.
Fancy seeing you here.
Lmao I see him AGAIn at this point it's not even a surprise to see him on every comment section.
Give it a minute
*A wild beluga appeared!*
I gotta get my pokeball quick
3:28 bruh skittle-chan doesnt love beluga☹ Respect My Guy❤💪
"Call me an Egg one more time, I dare you"
I LOST IT LMFAO
@Skittle Omg skittle Pogggg
@Skittle nani
@Skittle ur stuck now 😐
That was eggcellent
@Skittle egg
"You can't leave this place"
"Fine I'll delete my discord then"
"Noooo"
Big brain move
yeet your computer
Genius,Just Uninstall It LMAO
Lol
@@alvinbiki9406 the account still exists tho
hes so close to 360 k in that vid but now hes grown to 8.6M subs. congrats to you my friend :D
Poor Skittle got Sacrifice and now we putting up missing posters for him
"We've never banned anyone since 1982"
*What happened in 1982?*
Lester discord co-creator confirmed
@Nicole Humphrey you keep saying that lol
Skittle and Beluga used Discord to play Minecraft. In 2007
@@phantom9840 oh u watched that vid
@Nicole Humphrey No 18+
“Photoshop”
“I don’t have photoshop”
“Inspect element”
I love these videos.
Same 😭
same :D
@@ranbo0 lesters face looks like the goodyear blimp😂😂😂😂
500th like
@@mehchocolate1257 HAHAHA IKR
Lester's Minivan has got to be one of the funniest discord server names in the world.
Calling yourself "thepotato" has to be one of the most cuckadoodled things an Irish person can do. Let me guess: you support FGFFG or the far left?
Were you really at 351k subs just a year ago and now you're at 9.5 million?? Way to go Beluga
Beluga when u hit 10 million subs u MUST do a cool and dope discord movie.
You know they're discord mods when they say "kiddo", "sweetie", and "m'lady"
.
dont forget calling underage girls "kitten"
Me never using discord but still calls everyone kiddo 😐
M'cousin
too bad this is scripted.
“Lester, does this guy look like an egg, yes or no?”
Lmao
ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÉ ҎÎḈ₸ŬRĔ
@@dont2874 smoke anymore crack
@@dont2874 ok
@@dont2874 thanks for the headups I'll be sure not to
I dont look like an egg :(
Best ending: skittle comes back home and tells beluga that he helped him from his alt account
I love how in 7 months beluga went from around 300k to 7 mil
Press F For Comrade Skittle he sacrificed himself for Beluga.
Salute Comrade
F
F
F
F
F
If discord was an action movies.
a
Well hello verified account (♡´･ᴗ･`♡)
Well, well, well...if it isn't the User..
stolen
@@johnnykane291 shut up is not stolen
The first video I saw on thsi channel, this reminds me off the old times
Just one year passed and he just near hit 10 million
Skittle made a great sacrifice that day, and was awarded the highest honor possible, #29 on game trending
27 chief
Actually 26th
idk what yall talkin bout, clearly it says 19
Its 34 now
says #25 for me
Eugene : “call me egg one more time,i dare you”
Beluga: literally photoshops eugene into a carrat of egg 😂😂
Lmao
Ikr XD
carrat
you literally said what everyone saw on the video
@@CuongNguyen-xb5id we saw the video troglodyte
Lol I I got cracking up when lester keeps saying “sweetie”
Skittle sacrifices himself for the team, what a hero
Skiddle should have just said”I’m actually a boy lol”
I expected that
Lester: A.. A .. A TRAP? AH SHIT LET ME FAP
@@brrttaa omg lester is a fapper!1?1!1?1!1?1 i didn't expect that!1!1!1!1
EVEN BETTER
The bulge just makes it better
Interesting that he saved his friend, but couldn't save himself.
@cqvio doli Why did you spend 10 minutes not responding to him tho?
Rip skittle, we salute u
Ironic
@@ethanbolger6690 Indeed. 😔
Ironic. He could save other from dead but not himself
I am so happy you exist in this world to make me laugh every day
Beluga: Tries to leave Lester's minivan.
Lester: Turns on childlock.
Poor skittle, he's never gonna touch grass for the rest of his life
*Salutes*
Rip
Leave a chain of salute’s
*salute*
Salute
Ummm just go outside with you're phone -_-
Afterwards, skittle then raid his house, banned himself and then came back.
Finally, innerpeace
@GetMoving nice
why are you here
@@PsychicTraveler555 who
jtard
Dude had the guts to rickroll us
I like how skittle-chan was just skittle in disguise and now she's a character
Skittle should’ve just said: “I’m a boy”
That makes it Even Better
It's too late 😢
Lester revealed to me his true first name...
Moe
@@skittle-chan6177 who are u
@@skittle-chan6177 You could have simply asked for ownership
@@skittle-chan6177 *insert Darth Vader NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Eugene: call me egg 1 more time I dare you
Beluga: **sends a piece of art**
Humpty alexander dumpty
Hello there.
That egg photoshop cracked me up!
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB "Wow you don't read my profile picture" how can we read it if it has no words dumb a$$
@@Nivrek_14 man ur high
If skittle is skittle-chan, BELUGA HAS A CRUSH ON SKITTLE!?
"There is only one way"
-Skittle 2021
Endings:
The good ending: Skittle uses an alt account instead of their main to get beluga out and deletes the alt later on, all is well.
Neutral ending: everything goes the way it happened in the video, beluga is saved at the cost of skittle
Bad ending: The owner finds out that skittle is not an egirl before he bans beluga and they’re both trapped in the server permanently
Secret ending: Skittle keeps up the egirl act and picks every other guy in the server but the owner, and the owner deletes the server out of frustration, freeing everyone.
E
top comment
True ending: Skittle gets in a vc with Lester, and uses like one of those trap filters on screaming bee and suddenly switches it off, causing Lester to get startled and ban Skittle, causing him to go free.
This comment is just beutiful
Love it
There's only one way to stop this
"hello,I'm Chris Hansen"
Hey dude I'm your biggest fan,I watch ur vids lol
Discord Mod's worst nightmare
Lester: Nobody has been banned since. 1982
Me who is a Aston Villa fan: wow
No greater love hath a man, than to lay down his life for a friend. R.I.P Skittle, may we meet again one day!
They say that to this day, Skittles-chan is s-s-s-stuck in the server...
X-X-X-XD
L-L-L-L-LOL
R-R-R-R-R-RIP Skittles-chan
it’s only been an hour since this was posted -_-
L-L-L-L-L-MAooo
its funny how these videos ironically depict the current state of the beluga server, with the bad shitty mods and all
One of my classmates were watching you on UA-cam during class on their crime book
"Where do u work?"
"Chuck E. Cheese."
"Literally, no one asked."
you are suposted to be in a chess video
Why
We watched the video
this is why i love discord
Ey
Hi checkmark !!!!!!!1111!!!!
hi!!1!!1!!
Some one with checkmark: says something
Everyone: Kaiwkjsw omg checkmark omg
Discord is for degenerates
The exit button on everyone’s screen: i’m about to end this man’s whole career
Imagine u join a server and the first thing u say is "i need to get banned"
“We’ve never banned anyone.
Since 1982 😈”
And 2021:
Send help uwu
:o I’ll help u
@@skittle-chan6177 lol you joined 2 hour ago and got 1 subscriber lol
@@Justan0
m-
m-
m-
my hero! uwu